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# IT'S THE GAY SHIFT!

sorry was possessed by the spirit of Brian
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:00, archived)
# 'cos your
right on time, right on time, 'cos your right on time

/repeat ad-infinitum
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:01, archived)
# Go forth and destroy!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:59, archived)
# hah... you insane git
woo
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:00, archived)
# helicopter heads of doom
how odd
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:00, archived)
# hehehe
ii gave up trying after the 2nd pictue :)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:01, archived)
# I'm quite proud of my
liquified sweetcorn explosion
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:02, archived)
# it works well too
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:07, archived)
# pbase is good for big source images
I made these using pbase stuff
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:02, archived)
# Yours put mine to shame.
I think I'm gonna go back to scribbling on getty images pictures instead
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:04, archived)
# I can't believe it was so long ago actually, I just realised.
have you run out of your stock photo type images yet? Or just taking a break ? :)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:07, archived)
# Plenty more where they came from
I'm just slowing down a bit, as I think some people are getting irritated by them now.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:11, archived)
# the thumbnail style preview
is a really excellent way of introducing them.
You realise you're 1/3 of the way to being able to make a daily calendar with them on for a whole year :)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:14, archived)
# heheh
gimme another month or so...
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:16, archived)
# Nice
It's begging to be animated.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:06, archived)
# hehe...
i've not been about much... have i missed any more of your series?

i know i should have a link to the gallery but i'm rubbish and haven't... :)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:07, archived)
# I onmly update the gallery every 12 pictures anyway
I did one earlier, let me spazz a moment...

here's the latest post:
www.b3ta.com/board/3343628
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:10, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaay!
superb as ever :)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:13, archived)
# Try as he might

Francis couldn't escape the feeling he was being watched.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:57, archived)
# hehehe
just 'cos your paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not watching you
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:59, archived)
# Fly Francis, Fly!!!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:00, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:57, archived)
# that's arty that is
woo(f)
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:58, archived)
# There's a broken streetlamp at the end of my road

thank god for digital cameras
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:54, archived)
# Wow!
Fantastic!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:55, archived)
# ah hahahah
class
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:55, archived)
# pure class
woo
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:55, archived)
# hahahahah
ace!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:55, archived)
# soopa
doopa
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:55, archived)
# that is an amazing fucking picture.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:56, archived)
# yay!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:56, archived)
# haha!
fantastic...
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:57, archived)
# that's quite excellent
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:58, archived)
# that's excellent!
one of those one way signs I saw once reminded me of a certain star wars chatacter
unshopped - click to see who it looks like
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:59, archived)
# I remember that.
I was there.
I thought you were insane.
I still do.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 1:00, archived)
# jar jar
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:24, archived)
# hehe
class
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:00, archived)
# mmmm
excellent
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:13, archived)
# That is
very spiffy.

run away little bird!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 5:57, archived)
# I don't get it.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:48, archived)
# ace
Is the bird real?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:20, archived)
#
yus, but I had to take a lot of photos - hence the 'thank god for digital cameras' bit ;-)

*michael winner voice* 'I'm really a very bad photographer'*
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:27, archived)
# nice
but is it totally un'shopped? did you add the teeth?

and when will someone animate it?

(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:17, archived)
#
the 'teeth' are part of the case.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 10:39, archived)
# ace
i didn't doubt it for one minute. maybe 30 seconds.

picasso will be spinning in his grave now you have trumped any of his 'found' art objects. Oh yes, Mr Picasso, those forks do look a bit like legs on that stork model you made from scrap, but this is a flipping monster derived from a streetlamp. In years to come the name 'mozza' will be scribbled by robots onto the tops of cars on a production line.

(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 17:46, archived)
#
pfft! I think I just got lucky with the photo ;-)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 18:36, archived)
# That
is pure class.
I like it!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 20:57, archived)
# he he he
fantastic!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 11:11, archived)
# What is it
with people sticking registered delivery stickers everywhere?

Explain! Someone!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 14:38, archived)
# Yes!!!
I need to know this too X(
(, Sat 19 Jun 2004, 2:41, archived)
# That picture
will become famous.
(, Sat 19 Jun 2004, 11:19, archived)
# Someone opened up the monster lol
Someone opened up the monster lol
Click Here to see!!
:P
(, Wed 23 Jun 2004, 19:13, archived)
# I don't care if it's been done before


I think this is great!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:50, archived)
# husband or wife?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:47, archived)
# woo to that
i still would...
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:53, archived)
# ack
you don't need pro-tools anyway


/cubase user
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:54, archived)
# i use cubase too
but our uni has a pro-tools suite and i noted down the names of everything in there and checked out the prices. i was dumbfounded!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:59, archived)
# and we wonder why uni costs so much
my uni just bought a sound proof room (finally) so we may actaully be able to do half decent recordings at last


*what uni you at?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:04, archived)
# Derby
which has a soundproofed room with a booth - which i haven't checked out yet
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:07, archived)
# i nearly came there
but i didn't like it that much, so i went to APU in cambridge, muchos fun, but I am not really a recording type, i prefer working live sound
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:09, archived)
# sweet
after i've finished this abortion of a foundation year (kids, don't fuck up your A-levels) i'm going on to a degree called Sound, Light & Live Event Tech. very much live sound and lighting :)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:11, archived)
# grr lucky punk
wish i had chosen derby, we don't do any lighting here and its somthing i want to learn.
i managed to do well enough in my a levels so i didn't have to do any foundation stuff woo
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:15, archived)
# it really
is shit - but it's a means to an end so it's bearable, lol. the degree course is really good too - probably one of the only courses at Derby where the teaching standards are any good! (except for the bitching hard pure maths i'm told to expect)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:19, archived)
# the phantom of the
pop charts?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:55, archived)
# slightly visible nipples
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:56, archived)
# I wouldn't mind but...
...it keeps leaving the fridge door open.

(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:46, archived)
# i want one
so i can kill it fuck it then eat it
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:47, archived)
# It's nice
to have aims.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:47, archived)
# i like playing with my food
im welsh
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:50, archived)
# What? Eat your own jizz?
Just make sure you use a condom you perv!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:50, archived)
# I'd get a better lock if i were you
woo
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:50, archived)
# its a bit naff but its been a while
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:46, archived)
# Woo!
Where have you been?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:47, archived)
# nz
will be back home in a week
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:49, archived)
# Oh yeah.
I'd love to go to NZ, I've heard wonderful things about it.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:50, archived)
# it pritty cool
but the UK is better
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:52, archived)
# i hope you're going to leave it in the same state you found it
(if that happens to be 'drunk' then so be it ;)
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:53, archived)
# they what evern know
i've been here
trust me.....
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:55, archived)
# They'll certainly
be doing their best to forget
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:56, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
much better tonight I thought. God bless Wayne Rooney, even if he does look like the bastard son of chunk out of the goonies and the missing link...
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:47, archived)
# yaaaaaaaay
welcome back :)
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:48, archived)
# hoorah!
bon retourné!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:53, archived)
# Oh, jesus
he's back
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:53, archived)
# yaaaay!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:55, archived)
# Didn't come out quite how I wanted it...
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:41, archived)
# nice idea though
I hear it's the best battleship in its field


/coat
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:42, archived)
# you, sir,
are devilish. that were good that were
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:44, archived)
# it was a moment of comic genius
only another 120 years til the next one
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:51, archived)
# I wish I'd thought of that...
=/
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:45, archived)
# Gone but not forgotten
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:40, archived)
# respect the dead
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:41, archived)
# Ok
Ok
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:43, archived)
# it's a shame she got outshone in her death by Pri Di though
If only she'd died a month earlier.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:45, archived)
# Big up
the dead

/Necrophilia
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:44, archived)
# The fact that Kevin had taken the name so seriously

was a great amusement to the other bald eagles
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:35, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:36, archived)
# Pretty guffaw
and nice scary balded eagle... it wasn't me that spilled your pint, mate... honest

*runs away like the coward I am*
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:39, archived)
# bird of prey piss.
woo!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:36, archived)
# indeed it is
well spotted that person with the abbreviated name
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:37, archived)
# it's all birds tonight it seems :)
you've got the eye placement just right
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:37, archived)
#
And the specular diffusion!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:38, archived)
# took me long enough to find a bald source
with the eyes in the right place actually. i was originally gonna go for good ole Dunc
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:39, archived)
# I know it's one for the older viewers but I can only assume you mean
Duncan Goodhew?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:40, archived)
# indeed i do
the most ubiquitous of all bald men
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:41, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*breathe*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*falls off chair*
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:38, archived)
# well
at least he isnt dragging feathers
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:41, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:31, archived)
# How daring. :)
How be fella?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:33, archived)
# not bad sir.
and thee?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:34, archived)
# I've been to Bolton.
;)
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:36, archived)
# im sorry to hear that...
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:36, archived)
# The people wer really nice to
us considering I'm from South Wales. :)

Please check this link www.nativeinstruments.de/index.php?guitarrig_us
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:39, archived)
# wow
that looks fuckin cool.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:41, archived)
# I'm still waiting for
mine. I love Native-Instruments gear.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:42, archived)
# id love to be able to afford a mass home studio setup
the minute i start earning some serious cash, im gonna get meself set up...
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:43, archived)
# I flog PC based solutions for musicians.
I may be able to help when you're ready.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:45, archived)
# yeah man
wont be for a good while yet though... All my money goes on rent, food and guitar strings...
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:49, archived)
# *jacks convo again*
*bookmarks profile*

:)
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:49, archived)
# Please try MSN or
e-mail.

:)
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:52, archived)
# will do!
i'm sure it were you who said i should contact your good self about a virus c. but as with PMGT it's all about the money :(
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:54, archived)
# I was in the same situation re. money but
if I cn help then I shall.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:56, archived)
# that's very kind of you
although i'll have to scrimp and save and work every hour under the sun over the summer to get my finances to a respectable state. the pains of being a student!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:58, archived)
# Get some ideas in a 'wish list' format and e-mail me
small, medium and large prospects.

I trade in new and used hardware and software (legit)and bargains turn up.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:00, archived)
# shall do!
thanks :)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:02, archived)
# yup its works
*sweet product too*
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:42, archived)
# FAB!
;)
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:43, archived)
# sorry to butt in
this convo, but native instruments do fuckin' rock
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:43, archived)
# I love the fact that they
listen to their customers
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:44, archived)
# aye
tis a refreshing sight
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:46, archived)
# splurt!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:34, archived)
# arf
:)
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:34, archived)
# That am...
Woo!

Have my maternal woo yay
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:35, archived)
# tee hee hee

not worth starting a thread for this... so have a hippo

full
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:35, archived)
# your stuff is always worth it's own thread
thats fookin' ace
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:36, archived)
# that's gorgeous...
and you are far too humble...
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:39, archived)
# YAY for hippos!


Haven't seen you in a while, I've missed your cheerful drawings.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:43, archived)
# yaaaay!
:)
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:53, archived)
# haha!
:)
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:38, archived)
# heh heh
go mousey
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:39, archived)
# ha ha
woo
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:47, archived)
# blimey...
hello there... good to see you here again... are you back in blighty?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:53, archived)
# hi ya
next week will be home i can't wait
i'm in queenstown nz at the moment
hows u well i hope
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:59, archived)
# hurrah...
look forward to your return... and i'm good ta... bit drunk at preset but no more than can be expected :)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:04, archived)
# This didn't come out right...
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:26, archived)
# ba da ba ba baaa
i'm wooing it!


/obvious response
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:27, archived)
# i see why you said that
but i wouldn't go so far as to say obvious.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:30, archived)
# 'tis due to my brain and its wonkiness...
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:48, archived)
# Terry Thomas?
Shagging with his moustache sticking out of his invisibility cloak?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:29, archived)
# i dig it.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:30, archived)
# nice though...
i've been playing with similar birds for a flash anim... they haven't come out right either but i may just go with them...
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:31, archived)
# I have a feeling
yours will be better than this
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:32, archived)
# i'm not sure...
they're very simple... i'm contemplating making them slightly rougher like yours... it adds a feathery element mine may be lacking :)

edit: oi! grandma! i just replied to you :P
to quote (huzzah for back buttons) "ooh... just saw your anim in the spazz... top notch... nice smiley face :)"
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:34, archived)
# maybe
but mine still looks like a spacking moustache
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:35, archived)
# hehe...
the best kind of moustache...
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:37, archived)
# sorry and thanks
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:45, archived)
# hehe...
i alway wonder if insanity is setting in when i reply and it immediatly disappears... :)
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:50, archived)
# haha i do that all the time
or when you post the same reply and it doesn't allow it
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:52, archived)
# very nice though
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:35, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:24, archived)
# and because that is an improved oldie...
have a new one too...
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:25, archived)
# both are fantastic! woo
here, have something that gives me the fear www.pbase.com/image/19582301

/trawling for hummus
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:26, archived)
# I find hummus
is something which can be obtained as a direct consequence of people offering you enough money

/weary hack
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:30, archived)
# He needs 'Whiskas Patches' bad!
See in my profile.

Eeeep! :)
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:27, archived)
# ARF
you ma'am, you are a genius
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:25, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:26, archived)
# That make me feel
B-A-D

(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:35, archived)
# Is that from...
...Requim for a Dream?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:37, archived)
# Jennifer Connoly...
Is a ho...

fwap!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:58, archived)
# Sure is.
Enjoyed that film v'much.
That it had Jennifer Connolly nekkid on one end of a double-ended dildo was just icing on the cake (so to speak).
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 0:01, archived)
#
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:26, archived)
# That is strangely calming.




zzzzzzzz
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:30, archived)
# hehehehe
marvelarse
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:26, archived)
# that's a bit of alright
and a bit of all strange

'ave a woo
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:27, archived)
# front page it
front page it



wonders if he can stop eclectech from getting anymore front pages by jinx
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:28, archived)
# pffft
Please don't tell anyone what you see... woo und yay
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:31, archived)
# Your standard scouser fan...
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:15, archived)
# hahahaha
post pub crowd have just wandered in then
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:17, archived)
# Drunk b3tans sometimes come up with great stuff !*
Huzzah!





*Not me though
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:20, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:21, archived)
# husband or wife?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:15, archived)
# AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
*hides*
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:20, archived)
# "I loved the whole sandballs and tarty outfits trick. It was beautiful..
You bastard."

/The Mummy
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:21, archived)
# fuck thats good
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~w~~~~~~~~~w~~~o~o~o~~~~o~o~o~~~~~~~~
~~w~~~w~~~w~~~o~~~~~o~~o~~~~~o~~~~~~~
~~~w~w~w~w~~~~o~~~~~o~~o~~~~~o~~~~~~~
~~~~w~~~w~~~~~~o~o~o~~~~o~o~o~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:23, archived)
# Arrrggggghhhh
The ASCII the ASCII!!!!!111
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:25, archived)
# Ohh new firefox
chance for a cheap repost from this morning

Click for super-spong-size*


*mayactuallybesmaller
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:15, archived)
# Oooh....
I work in an adult shop with an extensive selection of R18 rated porn films...

Believe it or not*, there's actually a film called "You've got She-Mail." 29.99 if anyone is interested, we have it on VHS and DVD








*Believe it, it's true
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:20, archived)
# believe it
I do
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:26, archived)
# Sooo...
Do you want a copy?







/Looks shiftily from side to side
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:28, archived)
# naw
that's alright

I have all the...

I mean , I don't look at that kind of thing
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:30, archived)
# looks more like gary glitter
than tom hanks.

woo!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:21, archived)
#

(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:29, archived)
# It felt good to be allowed national pride again.
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:14, archived)
# he must be reversing pretty shiftily
Woo
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:15, archived)
# *pfft*
well spotted

in other "well-spotted" news in the latest (i think its) BT ad on TV some little girl is whispering to footy players on tv telling em what to do, and the goaly at the end gets it wrong!!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:16, archived)
# oh
yeah

/slapsforehead
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:28, archived)
# he's parked up and the wind is blowing from behind.
the flag was at the other end of the window, and is moving rapidly to the other side in the strong gale, hence the blur...

'tis woo for that reason!
(, Thu 17 Jun 2004, 23:19, archived)

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