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# He
gets everywhere...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:19, archived)
# dinna-dinna-dinna-dinna
CHUMPMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:32, archived)
# perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:19, archived)
# Yeah,
And the prick is still smiling....


HAHAHA, actually, I'll remake it...
(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:20, archived)
# And he didn't spill
a drop
(Smudger, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:24, archived)
# nice work
w/y/h



TJ: anyone point me to a good tutorial for flash mx please
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:20, archived)
# in flash, go to help,
their tutorials are very useful and easy to use.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:21, archived)
# What'cha trying to do?
I know a little...
(BurningFeetMan, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:21, archived)
# What sunshine said is correct.
Anything beyond that you want www.flashkit.com
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:24, archived)
# thanks guys
I am trying to design a logo for a website for a MMORPG guild and PSP doesn't really meet what i want.
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:28, archived)
# try
www.webmonkey.com
good for most webby/image type stuff...
(klondyker, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:26, archived)
# Hahahaha

Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:22, archived)
# HAHAHA
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:22, archived)
# Oh yess!
cunting fwapbadger that he is.
(Indole Ring, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:23, archived)
# hoorah!
*claps*

... oh ... where it go?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:26, archived)
# Sooper
dooper
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:28, archived)
# wanker

I pissed tears of monkey joy when I saw this. Confirms everything I thought about golfers. I will shop this if I get some time today.
(bblac didnt get the new job booo rotten bastards, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:17, archived)
# He probably has a trophy up his arse...
that looks almost exactly like a glass cock.
(I helped save b3ta! PastorSauce : easy on the anchovies..., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:24, archived)
# "It's the B3ta special too..!"


Expandez vous
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:17, archived)
[challenge entry] ning all
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:12, archived)
# arf
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:14, archived)
# I remember when my grandad gave me my first....
(NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:16, archived)
# anal fisting...
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:21, archived)
# like the way that they sell it as a product that been in the UK forever!
But alas it's been here for only 10 years.

The advert should be 'When I was a boy in the Hitler Youth, my grandfather used to give me these sweets .....'

/Rant over
(I helped save b3ta! Fetid Cheese, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:20, archived)
# Why doesn't he just let go?
(staggs28, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:12, archived)
# WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that makes me feel dizzy

woo yay helicopter
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:13, archived)
# hooray!
VERY NICELY DONE.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:16, archived)
# I love that.
It's so .... lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:23, archived)
# That is simply divine

One of my favourites of you work Mr Elephant.
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:23, archived)
# Thats marvelous

(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:20, archived)
# took a while _earwax
but here's your coffee :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:08, archived)
# you are a gentleman
and a scholar.

Took me a while but here are some biscuits to go with it





help yourselves

gotta work see yall later
(_earwaxuk_, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:09, archived)
# yaaaaaaaay
biccies
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:11, archived)
# May I
have a biscuit please?
(blingblong, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:12, archived)
# of
course
(_earwaxuk_, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:14, archived)
# No breakfast...
makes me hungry..Damn!
(eyebrows, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:16, archived)
# Hurrah for Nuns
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:38, archived)
# yay for fucking friday indeed
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:43, archived)
# is it better then wanking wednesday?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:49, archived)
# .
I thought it was fellatio Friday
(Ecclesia, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:51, archived)
# Well it's shurely better than
tubgirl tuesday...
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:51, archived)
# Or
Sloppy-seconds Sunday
(Ecclesia, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:52, archived)
# much better than
SCATurday
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:59, archived)
# We have a winner
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:03, archived)
# "takes a bow*
My job here is done

*rides off into the sunset*
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:04, archived)
# I just did a google
picture search for friday and it gave me this



hcl.blogspot.com/archives/2002_07_28_hcl_archive.html
(_earwaxuk_, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:56, archived)
# ARGH!
poor teddy....
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:58, archived)
# Pleas tell us if it's safe for work next
time ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:58, archived)
# Never mind safe for work
My retinas have melted.
(Plip, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:06, archived)
# ...
...



...
(Ecclesia, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:59, archived)
# Try typing in "world wide" with moderate safe search on
not what I expected

edit: sorry "worldwide" no space
(eyebrows, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:07, archived)
# ?

What my looking for?

Edit: Ah. Once again, A not safe for work warning would've been nice
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:09, archived)
# Sorry
only thumbnail so I thought it'd be alright.
PLus it's a genuine google accident.
Thing is with no safe search it doesn't appear
(eyebrows, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:10, archived)
# Let you off


(Not that I'm adverse to seeing snatch first thing in the morning, but best to be careful)

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:13, archived)
# I agree
normally best to see it before work if you're lucky :¬)
(eyebrows, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:15, archived)
# nun
NUNS
(_earwaxuk_, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:07, archived)
# Hurrah indeed!


Oh my god, even typing hurts my head...
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:07, archived)
# She's a lazy cow..!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:37, archived)
# yeah
move your enigmatic painted arse
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:39, archived)
# Slag
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:41, archived)
# I like that
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:06, archived)
# Bandwagon??
(avid, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:35, archived)
# wickid!
I likes that
(I helped save b3ta! Sixola, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:08, archived)
# ok, so im pissedasfuck, in mexico, with no access to potatoeshop
i hope, in this case, a pearoast is permitted.

sorry if´s not
(I helped save b3ta! smello, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:35, archived)
# Clever!
Took me a while ... woo!
(Indole Ring, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:37, archived)
# huzzah
hope yous having a good holiday , and yes, it is a pearoast, but what the hell
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:42, archived)
# ta
very much
(I helped save b3ta! smello, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:45, archived)
# Haha nice!
Can't be real though. No bridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:57, archived)
# "Ooh, Sister Mary-Anne! Give us a look, you cow!"
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:29, archived)
# MMMMM
Sacrilicious nun lesbians

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:31, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:36, archived)
# Holy cow!
(Indole Ring, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:37, archived)
# Damn, those kids are good!


P.S. I am two today!
(Indole Ring, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:26, archived)
# thats
really good



woo yay houpla indeed
(_earwaxuk_, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:29, archived)
# I love the pic you posted
as an ex-biker who has scraped a few pegs. :)
(Indole Ring, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:31, archived)
# why
ex biker
(_earwaxuk_, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:51, archived)
# I rode much too fast
and after I crashed one day, I decided that I wanted to live.
(Indole Ring, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:56, archived)
# sounds
like a sensible idea after all that
(_earwaxuk_, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:04, archived)
# now moterised
butt looking is cheating shirley

(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:29, archived)
# yaaaaaaaay
happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:33, archived)
# Happy b3taday.
That really is superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:46, archived)
# .

Click to enlargificatify.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:21, archived)
# Scary!!!!!
(avid, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:23, archived)
# Nice
moo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:24, archived)
# Flippety heck!
That's fantastic! Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:13, archived)
# funniest
one I've seen for ages, brill
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:18, archived)
# WOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 9:24, archived)
# No wonder she's always smiling
(avid, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:20, archived)
# subtlewoo!
NEWSFLASH:The Mona Lisa molests children!
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:24, archived)
# of course not!
hes simply... examining the wonderful paints used
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:27, archived)
# Slag
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:17, archived)
#
(_earwaxuk_, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:19, archived)
# ha ha!
I'll match your Blair with Charlie
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:22, archived)
# he looks like
he has some heavy riddling to do

Have a woo
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:27, archived)
# I liked this


as a biker it's probably only me who thinks it's funny
(_earwaxuk_, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:04, archived)
# neeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
that's some mean cornering going on there
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:10, archived)
# I think
the one on the right of the pic can see right up the others arse
(_earwaxuk_, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:14, archived)
# it looks like he's enjoying the view too
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:16, archived)
# he has certainly
got a wry little smile on his chops. And the one who can see up his arse is smiling as well
(_earwaxuk_, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:18, archived)
# And I think
he likes it.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:16, archived)
# looks
painful..
(radja, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:16, archived)
# Watch out Timmy!

He's right behind you!
(DyslexicMuffin, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:00, archived)
# Very Nice
Here...have a pearoast.
(avid, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:02, archived)
# too late, he's got you
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:02, archived)
# Worthy of a
(_earwaxuk_, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:02, archived)
# that's a bit
Julian Cope
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:25, archived)
# "Holy Newton & Ridleys, Batman...I'm parched!"

The Bigness
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 7:43, archived)
# Nice
warrants a woo yay that one I think

It's a bit fucking quiet here this morning isnt it
(_earwaxuk_, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 7:55, archived)
# most peeps in the land of nod
as I should be :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 7:56, archived)
# ?
How can that be. I'm at work already?! If everyone else is asleep I should go back home
(_earwaxuk_, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 7:57, archived)
# 'tis still stupid o'clock
i've just woken up
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 7:59, archived)
# If theres no-one around
then it's always silly o'clock. Damn these early starts at work

yawns
(_earwaxuk_, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:01, archived)
# time for coffee methinks
fancy a cup?
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:03, archived)
# would happily
commit murder for some but it'll be 10 before I can get any.
(_earwaxuk_, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:04, archived)
# you are not alone,
I've been lurking about for threequarters of an hour now, and I'm on 2nd cuppa.
trying to get lots done before the rest of the office arrives.....
(Dangermouse., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:07, archived)
# I know
There is no one else here yet either but once I'm in the lab where I work, I can't come out again so easily. Takes about 10 minutes to leave.

Its a right pain if you need a slash
(_earwaxuk_, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:08, archived)
# look over there ---> *points*
see that bucket.......
(Dangermouse., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:11, archived)
# Don't joke
it's been known to happen.
(_earwaxuk_, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:12, archived)
# and then spend the rest of the day on here
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:08, archived)
# If only
the civil service saw it that way
(_earwaxuk_, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:10, archived)
# at least you get interweb access at work
ihave only the comany intranet, on a computer with a slower processor than my phone :(
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:15, archived)
# Sounds
like you work within the government somewhere as well. We just got upgraded to nice P3 550mhz jobbies.

Someday DEFRA will catch up with reality and we might get some decent equipment
(_earwaxuk_, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:17, archived)
# unfortunately, its worse than that,
*cough*McDonalds*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:19, archived)
# a mcdonalds
intranet? whats on it? you'd never think they had the need for it.
(_earwaxuk_, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:20, archived)
# there's more fat on it
but the chips are always fresh....

/coat
(Dangermouse., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:21, archived)
# company propaganda
and passing on new training gubbins etc
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:34, archived)
#
good luck with that...

*hides swanky 3.3ghz optiplex ram-enhanced rocketship PC out of sight*
(Dangermouse., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:19, archived)
# showoff
(_earwaxuk_, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:20, archived)
# but no tattyshop
opressive proxy server, IT nazis amd so on.
Other than b3ta and 4thur, all I use it for is processing data.

copy/paste/copy/paste/copy/paste/copy/paste/copy/paste/copy/paste/copy/paste/copy/paste/zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(Dangermouse., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:23, archived)
# our proxy and firewall
are so difficult to get through.

It's part of the x government secure intranet which is encrypted which means although we should have really REALLY fast internet it feels like its on a 56k modem
(_earwaxuk_, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:26, archived)
# me off
got to work now before uncle tony gets upset.



bye b3ta
(_earwaxuk_, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:30, archived)
# we have a 12GBbps leasline
faster than a speeding lightening bolt.

but the proxy slows everything down as it filters it through the 286 processor and up the crappy ethernet.....
and the security on the system still sucks.....(ask Evil Lu!)
(Dangermouse., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:33, archived)
# my daddy has a 486 at work



/Government
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:21, archived)
# hooray
someone in the UK government with worse IT facilities than here!!
(_earwaxuk_, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:22, archived)
# Got milk?
I'm out of it here and can't be bothered to go out for more.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:04, archived)
#
Thats just lazy

anyway have it black
(_earwaxuk_, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:06, archived)
# Black? Black?!!!11!
heresy.

Besides it's not laziness it's just pissing down out there.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:11, archived)
# buy a brolly
(_earwaxuk_, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:12, archived)
# OK
So it is laziness. It's a fair cop but society's to blame.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:15, archived)
# Don't blame society
blame the chavs
(_earwaxuk_, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:17, archived)
# I looked out of the window
and I saw burberry between me and the shop. Think I might have to have 5 sugars in my tea instead of milk.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:19, archived)
# good plan
otherwise they will attack you with there poor grammer and bad pronunciation and with phrases like

'ere mate ave you got a fag i gonna nick?
(_earwaxuk_, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:22, archived)
# aaaag
the chavs!!!!the chavs!!!!the chavs!!!!the chavs!!!!the chavs!!!!the chavs!!!!
the chavs!!!!the chavs!!!!the chavs!!!!the chavs!!!!the chavs!!!!the chavs!!!!
the chavs!!!!the chavs!!!!the chavs!!!!the chavs!!!!the chavs!!!!the chavs!!!!the chavs!!!!the chavs!!!!the chavs!!!!the chavs!!!!the chavs!!!!the chavs!!!!the chavs!!!!the chavs!!!!the chavs!!!!the chavs!!!!the chavs!!!!the chavs!!!!

etc....
(Dangermouse., Fri 18 Jun 2004, 8:19, archived)
# Time for my beddie-bye
but one more 'afore I go:

/I've been meaning to post this for a few days now,
and I keep forgetting, so whatever.
I just had to get it out of my head.
*shrugs*
(tookishlad, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 7:36, archived)
# huzzah!
that's good, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! droogii why stay still when you can roll, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 7:55, archived)
# yay for caecilians
we don't see nearly enough or them :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 7:57, archived)

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