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roast peas for compo
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staggs28 ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:51,
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That Zidane free kick....if only physics had had a day off...
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sponge monkey is knitting himself ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:50,
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wooo
Well I hope the Swizz pull of a dramatic victory over the French and that we stuff the Croatians
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NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:53,
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Allez Zizou!
*ahem* I mean ... yes ... rather woo, what what?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:53,
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my compo attempt
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Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:47,
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arf
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:50,
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hmm
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icezebra *insert large monkey* ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:47,
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snigger
woo
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legohead ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:47,
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hahahaa
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sinisterduck ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:49,
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Hurrah
for Spaced!
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McDave ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:50,
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clever boys
woos all round!
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spatuluk ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:50,
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dwanes sir name??
it's been driving me crazy!!!!
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legohead ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:54,
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you mean
Dwane Banzig? I think
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Willboy: ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:58,
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or
is it Benzee?
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fishthecat "Flirtinis all round!" ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:08,
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yep
Derwane Benzy
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DigitalJim dishwasher & microwave safe ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:14,
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how did you capture that?
I love those cartoons they use but they always flash by too quickly even on dvd its hard to see
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negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope. ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:50,
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open the divx in virtuadub
go back and forth via cursor keys, screenshot and paste into image ready. Voila :-) Not the easiest approach but works.
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sinisterduck ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:52,
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v. cool
been trying to see the bit where there are all those phots of Twist and Brain - they look porno but aren't - i.e. she sucking his elbow etc, v. cleverly done
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negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope. ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:54,
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only got 3 episodes
DVD donations always welcome, will be back in half an hour :-)
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sinisterduck ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:56,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
woo yay
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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:49,
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Hahahahaha
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982 ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:49,
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Yay
for packshot pearosts.
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Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile) ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:51,
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hehehehe
woo!
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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:49,
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spfffft
hahaha v good 10/10
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:50,
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:D
woo!
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:55,
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he he he
Woo!
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noodle monkey the cheese junky ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:57,
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a simple
woo from me : )
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isajones ,
Sat 19 Jun 2004, 13:19,
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Cunning
Woo too
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Sir Winstonalot ,
Sat 19 Jun 2004, 13:32,
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fizziks gone wrong or another force...
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:43,
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that report
was bloody scary.
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sinisterduck ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:43,
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Nice Quo-placement!
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Stickman_ben ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:44,
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WOOOOOOOO
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garfi3ld ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:44,
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hi cockalorum!
woo to you and woo to the pic! woo quo!
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spatuluk ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:47,
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uberwoo
two of the best quo posts ever
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legohead ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:49,
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that is brill
woooo
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NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:54,
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woo
nicely done
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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:44,
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'Rocking all over the world'
/gets coat Edit: Oh yeah! How rude of me WOO WOO WOO and have a pearoast
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Fetid Cheese ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:45,
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Arf!
And woo to the pic!
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The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:46,
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Y'see
I'd argue that that's the laws of physics working just the way they're damn well supposed to... That's more 'construction materials not being up to the job and/or twattish architects'.
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Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile) ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:45,
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Engineers
ignoring the laws of physics & resonance.
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icezebra *insert large monkey* ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:48,
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They're
not behind me... ...or are they? Edit: no, I've just checked and they're definitely not.
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Wong Fei-Hung - now with added flickr.com (see profile) ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:46,
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top quo-age
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:45,
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They are indeed
the harbingers of doom! Oops, forgot the woo, so WOO!
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982 ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:46,
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arf
not really compo, but very good all the same : )
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icezebra *insert large monkey* ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:48,
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thanks
that's the problem with this week's compo, I got fuckall ideas for it who thought up this one so I can slap them?
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:54,
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when the laws of physics broke down,
decorating got easier
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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:43,
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Compo it!!!!
^_^
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sbeck ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:45,
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thanks
I don''t normally do the compo :)
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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:46,
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repost for compo
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Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22 ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:42,
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woo
that signpost could become a meme in its own right.
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legohead ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:44,
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yup
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:47,
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more when the laws of physics went wrong
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Randomgazz ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:39,
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I think they were working
perfectly, actually.
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Stickman_ben ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:41,
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well
physics and engeneering are kinda the same
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Randomgazz ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:51,
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But shirley
it was the engineers getting their physics wrong, not that physics itself was wrong?
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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:54,
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i suppose
but it went wrong through some part of physics they didnt know about, so the physics they new at the time was wrong. maybe
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Randomgazz ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:56,
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Everyone else seems to get it but
I have no idea what this is about.
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A Wooden Leg Named Smith ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 21:14,
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Tapirs on Holiday
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m1k3k ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:38,
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marvelloos!
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:42,
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yaaaaaaaay
hope they've got their sunblock on
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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:43,
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hoorah
(nice tan lines!)
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:46,
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"So, Isaac, is this what you meant about getting into the Laws of Physics?"
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sbeck ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:38,
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Compromise
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:31,
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hahahahah!
nicely! Bring on the tapirs of war*!* May actually be Rhinos
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Kolonel ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:33,
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yaaaaaaaaaay!
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:41,
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I liked the other compo idea.
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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:30,
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what was it?
superheroes in sports?
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zog why change it now? ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:31,
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I'd like to see Robin
stealing 3rd base
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eyebrows ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:34,
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The cricket stumps are a clue
there is no 3rd base.
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magnum ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:35,
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isn't third base
oral sex?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:35,
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That is
such a fantastically awful gag it is in fact genius
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Willboy: ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:36,
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It is awful isn't it :)
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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:42,
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this week's compo idea is crapola
the superheros on their day off was an excellent idea
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:36,
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The people voted for it
The people must live with their voting.
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magnum ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:37,
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the idiots...
*annoyed I wasn't there to vote for the superheros one*
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:38,
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.
so very very sorry
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legohead ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:26,
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derren brown bladder control?
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mozza ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:27,
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bladder and bowel
if you ask me.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:28,
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well
that wouldn't be a compo entry now would it?
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legohead ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:33,
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hahahaha!
Love that!
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Spunkmeyer ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:27,
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then i'm sure you'd like
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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:34,
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I'm bored
And empty in the hummous field
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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:25,
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those poor footy
fans!
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zog why change it now? ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:26,
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the perspective
would make it a compo entry. Or a really odd house.
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sinisterduck ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:28,
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what's wrong with the perspective, eh?
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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:29,
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the roof line on the right is far too steep
making the backwall appear not straight. The lines of the roof should meet on a vertical line that goes through the middle of the red cross on the left. But woo anyway!
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sinisterduck ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:36,
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It's subsidence
caused by being the home of pikey scummers Or something.
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TV's Nosemonkey ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:40,
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Stoke Newington, eh?
I have cracks in my kitchen wall because of the subsidence issues in that area.
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sinisterduck ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:42,
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So, that's where they all vanish to!
sorry for rubbishness
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MattDP (Squiggle) ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:20,
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No
It's where the even ones go. You are left with the odd ones :-)
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tdavidj ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:38,
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haven't by any chance seen my lighters in there have you?
that's extremely Woooo
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its a bloody shambles ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:26,
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Not sure if
this is suitable for compo or not as I know jack diddley about fysiks......but I'm sure you lovely people will let me know if it isn't!
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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982 ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:19,
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no no ... that's actually how it works
nice "spang" moment there
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:20,
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arf
that is most suitable woo yay
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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:21,
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woo the idea
Fact : if you expect pedant you will get pedant. The sun is just a touch bigger than the moon...
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BadgerPirate ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:22,
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but seeing as how the laws of physics do not apply here...
the sun is usually smaller than the moon in subjective perspectivity. edit=w0()*2-pic
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zog why change it now? ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:23,
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trust you to bring that up ;)
How's you today, Mother?
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Stickman_ben ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:25,
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Nee bad.
Feeling a bit spacky today though.
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Stickman_ben ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:32,
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Unemployment has ruined my sleeping
pattern- I go to bed late, and wake up when my housemates leave (7.30 ish)...
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Stickman_ben ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:39,
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Not good.
You should go to bed earlier.**mother inferior - stating the obvious since 1974
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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:41,
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*ponders*
no, you've lost me
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butchbint ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:25,
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that's physics still, deary.
you're stuck in the physics. distance is objective. in your mind's eye it appears smaller because it's further away. take away the "because" and it's just smaller. period. no logical reason left.
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zog why change it now? ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:26,
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'Twas a Father Ted quote.
But then you probably don't know who he is. Sorry :)
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mother inferior - now fully in compliance with the Trades Descriptions Act, being both a mother and inferior ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:26,
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oh. now I feel silly.
and I was just going to quote this www.b3ta.com/board/3345748 to illustrate my point.
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zog why change it now? ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:29,
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;)
I gotcha!
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madrabbi ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:30,
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So ted
you mean that isn't just a very small cow over there?
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madrabbi ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:26,
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I thought they appeared the same size
hence total eclipses ... no?
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madrabbi ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:25,
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this mad logic
may actually work
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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:26,
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:27,
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no
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BadgerPirate ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:27,
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oohh pass my handbag
you are correct. I am humbled. Have a fritastic day and tip top weekend
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BadgerPirate ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:26,
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they're more-or-less the same
on average the sun is about 54" bigger /pedant edit: as in seconds of degrees ... not inches ... that would be silly
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:26,
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Q
is that a Spinal Tap " " " or a real " " "
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BadgerPirate ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:29,
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inches would have been so much cooler.
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zog why change it now? ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:31,
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I get my tape measure
and work it out
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BadgerPirate ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:32,
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erm.............
.........that's no moon........?
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hanuman ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:53,
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woo!
Excellent!
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Stickman_ben ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:22,
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Fantastico Maximo
W00 x Loads & 1/2
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madrabbi ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:25,
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:D
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Narin ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:19,
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Monkeyglovepuppet?
MONKEYBACKPACK!MONKEYBACKPACK!MONKEYBACKPACK!MONKEYBACKPACK!MONKEYBACKPACK!MONKEYBACKPACK!MONKEYBACKPACK!MONKEYBACKPACK!MONKEYBACKPACK!MONKEYBACKPACK!MONKEYBACKPACK!MONKEYBACKPACK!MONKEYBACKPACK!MONKEYBACKPACK!MONKEYBACKPACK!
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Stickman_ben ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:21,
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hooray!
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:22,
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paintmashrastamonkeypuppet
paintmashrastamonkeypuppet!paintmashrastamonkeypuppet!paintmashrastamonkeypuppet!
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:22,
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shouldnt mess with nature
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syd ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:19,
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biology
but woo or who sorry /coat
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the art of xen Missing John Martyn RIP ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:19,
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genetics
/pedant
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NO_I'M_BRIAN_BLESSED ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:27,
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Molecular biology
/greater pedant
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Geordie Al ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:32,
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Indeed it is
/works for biotech company
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Hankster ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:46,
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haha!
most amusing! ;o)
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tom_artosorse ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:21,
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hahahaha
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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:22,
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a quick one
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m1k3k ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:15,
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tapir-tastic
.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:16,
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Ha
ha ha ha
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:16,
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failed nomination for the weekly challenge
there is a minor peasants revolt
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:18,
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TSE suggested "Photoshop A Tapir" for the challenge.
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Neth ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:19,
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sings, "close friends get to call him TSE."
:)
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:20,
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Sorry.
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Neth ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:20,
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oh don't worry,
it was just a play on the top cat theme tune. :)
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:21,
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Although, can I qualify for "close" due to the
fact I could throw a paperclip out of my office window and probably hit Leamington Spa from here?
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Neth ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:23,
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i'm in lancaster at the moment. :)
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:24,
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Curse* you!
*may not actually be a curse
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Neth ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:25,
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providing it's with dignity
(never understood that line)
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:21,
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it was an idea for this week's challenge,
but didn't get enough votes.
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:19,
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it's the lemurs I feel sorry for
all these tapirs' stealing their thunder
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its a bloody shambles ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:22,
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b3ta lemurs have their own site.
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Sunshine Elephant ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:23,
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thank you
I was almost out of fluff.
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its a bloody shambles ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:28,
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why thanks for the plug :)
I really should update it one day ....
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oCo ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:30,
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yaaaaaaaay
tapir rodeo
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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:17,
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ha ha ha ha ha ha
the simple ones are the best, v.funny
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negative armadillo There never was much hope..just a fool's hope. ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:49,
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can I interest anyone?
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MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:15,
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yes
.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:15,
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coffee
please
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Frugle ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:16,
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not half
ta very much *dunks*
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:16,
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mmm....
Yummy. Woo!
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Stickman_ben ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:17,
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Yes please
I'm sitting here craving coffee but promised i would finish reading this article before I went for one And Starbucks is so far away as well!sniff
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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me ,
Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:19,
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