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[challenge entry] roast peas for compo
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] That Zidane free kick....if only physics had had a day off...
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:50, archived)
# wooo
Well I hope the Swizz pull of a dramatic victory over the French and that we stuff the Croatians
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:53, archived)
# Allez Zizou!
*ahem*
I mean ... yes ... rather woo, what what?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:53, archived)
[challenge entry] my compo attempt
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:47, archived)
# arf
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:50, archived)
# hmm
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:47, archived)
# snigger
woo
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:47, archived)
# hahahaa
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:49, archived)
# Hurrah
for Spaced!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:50, archived)
# clever boys
woos all round!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:50, archived)
# dwanes sir name??
it's been driving me crazy!!!!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:54, archived)
# you mean
Dwane Banzig? I think
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:58, archived)
# or
is it Benzee?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:08, archived)
# yep
Derwane Benzy
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 13:14, archived)
# how did you capture that?
I love those cartoons they use but they always flash by too quickly even on dvd its hard to see
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:50, archived)
# open the divx in virtuadub
go back and forth via cursor keys, screenshot and paste into image ready. Voila :-) Not the easiest approach but works.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:52, archived)
# v. cool
been trying to see the bit where there are all those phots of Twist and Brain - they look porno but aren't - i.e. she sucking his elbow etc, v. cleverly done
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:54, archived)
# only got 3 episodes
DVD donations always welcome, will be back in half an hour :-)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:56, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
woo yay
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:49, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:49, archived)
# Yay
for packshot pearosts.

(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:51, archived)
# hehehehe
woo!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:49, archived)
# spfffft
hahaha

v good 10/10
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:50, archived)
# :D
woo!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:55, archived)
# he he he
Woo!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:57, archived)
# a simple
woo from me : )
(, Sat 19 Jun 2004, 13:19, archived)
# Cunning
Woo too
(, Sat 19 Jun 2004, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] fizziks gone wrong or another force...
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:43, archived)
# that report
was bloody scary.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:43, archived)
# Nice Quo-placement!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:44, archived)
# WOOOOOOOO
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:44, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
woo to you and woo to the pic! woo quo!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:47, archived)
# uberwoo
two of the best quo posts ever
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:49, archived)
# that is brill
woooo
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:54, archived)
# woo
nicely done
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:44, archived)
# 'Rocking all over the world'
/gets coat

Edit: Oh yeah! How rude of me WOO WOO WOO and have a pearoast
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:45, archived)
# Arf!
And woo to the pic!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:46, archived)
# Y'see
I'd argue that that's the laws of physics working just the way they're damn well supposed to... That's more 'construction materials not being up to the job and/or twattish architects'.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:45, archived)
# Engineers
ignoring the laws of physics & resonance.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:48, archived)
# That pair are behind everything.
Woo!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:45, archived)
# They're
not behind me...

...or are they?

Edit: no, I've just checked and they're definitely not.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:46, archived)
# top quo-age
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:45, archived)
# They are indeed
the harbingers of doom!

Oops, forgot the woo, so WOO!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:46, archived)
# arf
not really compo, but very good all the same
: )
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:48, archived)
# thanks
that's the problem with this week's compo, I got fuckall ideas for it

who thought up this one so I can slap them?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:54, archived)
[challenge entry] when the laws of physics broke down,

decorating got easier
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:43, archived)
# Compo it!!!!
^_^
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:45, archived)
# thanks
I don''t normally do the compo :)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] repost for compo
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:42, archived)
# woo
that signpost could become a meme in its own right.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:44, archived)
# yup
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:47, archived)
[challenge entry] more when the laws of physics went wrong
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:39, archived)
# I think they were working
perfectly, actually.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:41, archived)
# Hehe!
But that was the law of shitty engineers, no?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:42, archived)
# well
physics and engeneering are kinda the same
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:51, archived)
# But shirley
it was the engineers getting their physics wrong, not that physics itself was wrong?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:54, archived)
# i suppose
but it went wrong through some part of physics they didnt know about, so the physics they new at the time was wrong. maybe
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:56, archived)
# Everyone else seems to get it but
I have no idea what this is about.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 21:14, archived)
# Tapirs on Holiday
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:38, archived)
# marvelloos!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:42, archived)
# yaaaaaaaay
hope they've got their sunblock on
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:43, archived)
# hoorah
(nice tan lines!)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:46, archived)
[challenge entry] "So, Isaac, is this what you meant about getting into the Laws of Physics?"
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Compromise
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:31, archived)
# hahahahah!
nicely! Bring on the tapirs of war*!

* May actually be Rhinos
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:33, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaay!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:41, archived)
# I liked the other compo idea.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:30, archived)
# what was it?
superheroes in sports?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:31, archived)
# I'd like to see Robin
stealing 3rd base
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:34, archived)
# The cricket stumps are a clue
there is no 3rd base.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:35, archived)
# isn't third base
oral sex?

(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:35, archived)
# That is
such a fantastically awful gag it is in fact genius
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:36, archived)
# It is awful isn't it :)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:42, archived)
# this week's compo idea is crapola
the superheros on their day off was an excellent idea
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:36, archived)
# The people voted for it
The people must live with their voting.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:37, archived)
# the idiots...
*annoyed I wasn't there to vote for the superheros one*
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:38, archived)
[challenge entry] .

so very very sorry
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:26, archived)
#
derren brown bladder control?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:27, archived)
# bladder and bowel
if you ask me.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:28, archived)
# well
that wouldn't be a compo entry now would it?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:33, archived)
# hahahaha!
Love that!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:27, archived)
# then i'm sure you'd like
this on a tshirt! www.naiveamoeba.co.uk/gallery/paintmash/mummy.png

woo to the pic btw!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:34, archived)
# I'm bored


And empty in the hummous field
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:25, archived)
# those poor footy
fans!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:26, archived)
# the perspective
would make it a compo entry. Or a really odd house.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:28, archived)
# what's wrong with the perspective, eh?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:29, archived)
# the roof line on the right is far too steep
making the backwall appear not straight. The lines of the roof should meet on a vertical line that goes through the middle of the red cross on the left.

But woo anyway!

(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:36, archived)
# It's subsidence
caused by being the home of pikey scummers
Or something.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:40, archived)
# Stoke Newington, eh?
I have cracks in my kitchen wall because of the subsidence issues in that area.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:42, archived)
[challenge entry] So, that's where they all vanish to!


sorry for rubbishness
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:20, archived)
# Hehe!
Are they in the same place as all the odd socks?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:23, archived)
# No
It's where the even ones go. You are left with the odd ones :-)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:38, archived)
# haven't by any chance seen my lighters in there have you?
that's extremely Woooo
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure if
this is suitable for compo or not as I know jack diddley about fysiks...





...but I'm sure you lovely people will let me know if it isn't!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:19, archived)
# no no ... that's actually how it works
nice "spang" moment there
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:20, archived)
# arf
that is most suitable

woo yay
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:21, archived)
# woo the idea
Fact : if you expect pedant you will get pedant.

The sun is just a touch bigger than the moon...
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:22, archived)
# but seeing as how the laws of physics do not apply here...
the sun is usually smaller than the moon in subjective perspectivity.

edit=w0()*2-pic
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:23, archived)
# It's not small
it's just far away.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:24, archived)
# trust you to bring that up ;)
How's you today, Mother?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:25, archived)
# Nee bad.
Feeling a bit spacky today though.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:32, archived)
# Unemployment has ruined my sleeping
pattern- I go to bed late, and wake up when my housemates leave (7.30 ish)...
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:39, archived)
# Not good.
You should go to bed earlier.*

*mother inferior - stating the obvious since 1974
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:41, archived)
# *ponders*
no, you've lost me
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:25, archived)
# that's physics still, deary.
you're stuck in the physics. distance is objective.
in your mind's eye it appears smaller because it's further away. take away the "because" and it's just smaller. period. no logical reason left.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:26, archived)
# 'Twas a Father Ted quote.
But then you probably don't know who he is. Sorry :)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:26, archived)
# oh. now I feel silly.
and I was just going to quote this www.b3ta.com/board/3345748
to illustrate my point.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:29, archived)
# ;)
I gotcha!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:30, archived)
# So ted
you mean that isn't just a very small cow over there?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:26, archived)
# I thought they appeared the same size
hence total eclipses ... no?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:25, archived)
# this mad logic
may actually work
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:26, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:27, archived)
# no
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:27, archived)
# oohh pass my handbag
you are correct.
I am humbled.
Have a fritastic day and tip top weekend
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:26, archived)
# they're more-or-less the same
on average the sun is about 54" bigger
/pedant

edit: as in seconds of degrees ... not inches ... that would be silly
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:26, archived)
# Q
is that a Spinal Tap " " " or a real " " "
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:29, archived)
# inches would have been so much cooler.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:31, archived)
# I get my tape measure
and work it out
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:32, archived)
# erm.............
.........that's no moon........?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 15:53, archived)
# woo!
Excellent!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:22, archived)
# Fantastico Maximo
W00 x Loads & 1/2
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:25, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:19, archived)
# Monkeyglovepuppet?
MONKEYBACKPACK!MONKEYBACKPACK!MONKEYBACKPACK!MONKEYBACKPACK!MONKEYBACKPACK!MONKEYBACKPACK!MONKEYBACKPACK!MONKEYBACKPACK!MONKEYBACKPACK!MONKEYBACKPACK!MONKEYBACKPACK!MONKEYBACKPACK!MONKEYBACKPACK!MONKEYBACKPACK!MONKEYBACKPACK!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:21, archived)
# hooray!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:22, archived)
# paintmashrastamonkeypuppet
paintmashrastamonkeypuppet!paintmashrastamonkeypuppet!paintmashrastamonkeypuppet!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry] shouldnt mess with nature
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:19, archived)
# biology
but woo or who

sorry

/coat
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:19, archived)
# genetics
/pedant
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:27, archived)
# Molecular biology
/greater pedant
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:32, archived)
# Indeed it is



/works for biotech company
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:46, archived)
# haha!
most amusing! ;o)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:21, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:22, archived)
# a quick one
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:15, archived)
# tapir-tastic
.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:16, archived)
# Ha
ha ha ha
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:16, archived)
# Arf!
What's with all the tapirs?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:17, archived)
# failed nomination for the weekly challenge
there is a minor peasants revolt
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:18, archived)
# I see.
Peasants generally are revolting, I find.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:19, archived)
# TSE suggested "Photoshop A Tapir" for the challenge.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:19, archived)
# sings, "close friends get to call him TSE."
:)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:20, archived)
# Sorry.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:20, archived)
# oh don't worry,
it was just a play on the top cat theme tune. :)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:21, archived)
# Although, can I qualify for "close" due to the
fact I could throw a paperclip out of my office window and probably hit Leamington Spa from here?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:23, archived)
# i'm in lancaster at the moment. :)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:24, archived)
# Curse* you!


*may not actually be a curse
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:25, archived)
# providing it's with dignity
(never understood that line)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:21, archived)
# it was an idea for this week's challenge,
but didn't get enough votes.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:19, archived)
# it's the lemurs I feel sorry for
all these tapirs' stealing their thunder
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:22, archived)
# b3ta lemurs have their own site.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:23, archived)
# thank you
I was almost out of fluff.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:28, archived)
# why thanks for the plug :)
I really should update it one day ....
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:30, archived)
# yaaaaaaaay
tapir rodeo
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:17, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha
the simple ones are the best, v.funny
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:49, archived)
# can I interest anyone?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:15, archived)
# yes
.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:15, archived)
# Ooh!
Are they choccie hob-nobs?
Woo for pixelly snacks.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:16, archived)
# coffee
please
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:16, archived)
# not half
ta very much
*dunks*
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:16, archived)
# mmm....
Yummy. Woo!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:17, archived)
# Yes please
I'm sitting here craving coffee but promised i would finish reading this article before I went for one

And Starbucks is so far away as well!
sniff
(, Fri 18 Jun 2004, 12:19, archived)

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