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[challenge entry] Quick and...
...shit!

(AdrianJ, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:46, archived)
# Dont Know
If you PEOPLE have seen this before?
Its based on the penguin game but with the excellent happy tree friends characters

www.cartoonstar.de/happy/games/cubshoot.swf

(sorry if this is a pearoast)
(MonkeyWeasel, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:45, archived)
# a) don't say peeps please
b) you mean glass cock, not pearoast
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:45, archived)
# Sorry
TIred (my excuse anyway)
Checked glasscock it wasn't on there
(MonkeyWeasel, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:46, archived)
# carry on
and ignore the b3ta police
(edit - apart from deliberate AOL type crap-speak, that should always be left out)
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:50, archived)
# Seconded
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:55, archived)
# Indeed
peeps = über nazi David Dickinson evil...
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:49, archived)
# Stop it!
Thats as cheap as chips!
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:55, archived)
# Mmmmm....
Chiiiips....
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:57, archived)
# something that is glasscock
is also a repost
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:52, archived)
# But by that logic..
something that is a repost, is also a glass cock.

Ahem! I'll shut up now
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:56, archived)
# 693.5
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:51, archived)
# 954.6
heh
(rotating bread, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:58, archived)
# 964.3
yay
(I helped save b3ta! Plomien is Polish for flame, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 0:10, archived)
# 955.1
Don't believe me?
Ask my Mum.
(jetface, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 0:23, archived)
# The AGM for the Hazelnut Tasters Society hit a rather tedious moment.

Unfortunately for Cyril, his reaction was all over the woodland grapevine the next day.
(witty_ditty has made multiple miaows since, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:42, archived)
# Lucky for them the AH* is next door. :-)
*Anonymous Hazelnutics

Woo to the pic b.t.w.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:44, archived)
# Yay - he's lovely.
"Ahem. AHEM. Delegates please..."
(I helped save b3ta! Cromagnon Don't waste my motherfucking time!, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 0:08, archived)
# And another
(MrBinxFunParade, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:38, archived)
# tried looking for the pic
but all I found out was that:

Bertie Ahern greeted Bush at Castle Dromoland - misread that for a moment

Bush has twice forgotten what day it was and where he was going *this week*

They cancelled an RTE interview with his wife after an RTE interview at the white house where they kept saying - but you haven't found the weapons of mass destruction have you
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:46, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:46, archived)
# I believe I've found those exclusive Ireland pics...
(MrBinxFunParade, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:32, archived)
# Gangtah Bush Midget!!!
Ah, our great childhood heroes...

Thinking back to GBM, I just start singing the theme song again...

Hmm hmm ... to the recue... hmm .. la lala ... save people in distress ... la la la.. hmmm ... eats lots of cheese ... hmm hmm...
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:35, archived)
# Exceptionally perspicacious pic - woo
And by the way - the Dutchmen won - Woo Robben.

Edit: And to Mr. Van de Saar.
(Fuzzbutt aka Mr. Natural, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:36, archived)
# So you're Dutch too, then?
Wij zitten er nog wel in en die Engelsen liggen er uit *gniffel* *gniffel*

Translation: What a pity the English team didn't make it... *sadness* *sadness*
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:40, archived)
# And I can't tell you how much I commiserate with the Cabbages
(Fuzzbutt aka Mr. Natural, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:43, archived)
# No reason.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:30, archived)
# Ha!
I like that.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:31, archived)
# Blinkin'
Nora
(jetface, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:32, archived)
# Reminds me
of Earthworm Jim. At least I think thats it, the style is reminiscent of something I'm sure...
(Kendal, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:34, archived)
# I just googled for 'blinking'
so I wouldn't know...
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:37, archived)
# YAY
to earthworm jim!
*grins*
(I helped save b3ta! spuddeh where there's no escape, from the fun!, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 0:02, archived)
# Woo
The redex does it for me
(Jameh, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:36, archived)
# hahahaha!
what a brilliant expression! i love that
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:39, archived)
# That's fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:54, archived)
# Monkey Goose Suit
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:25, archived)
# he doesn't look very happy
to be a monkey.
I would.


Damn, my dad is here to take me away to his shack in Barry for several days. He doesn't even have a computer! Goodbye.
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:28, archived)
# byeeeee
*waves*
(Gimbo, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:32, archived)
# more geese on b3ta!

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:28, archived)
# Arf
woo
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:30, archived)
# Traaaaaaaaaansmute!
Woo
(Lord Iffy Boatrace, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:34, archived)
# Damn I loved that programme
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:37, archived)
# just seen "hippo attack"
love it. love it!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:40, archived)
# Amazing!
Woo to both pics. And I just downloaded firefox, and woo to that too.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:40, archived)
# it's what ie was made for
downloading firefox, nothing more.

/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! DarkSideOfTheSpoon is 100% back, for now anyway., Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:42, archived)
# .
seconded
(I helped save b3ta! spuddeh where there's no escape, from the fun!, Sun 27 Jun 2004, 0:03, archived)
# Every Fancy dress store should sell geese and monkey suits
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:29, archived)
# GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:31, archived)
# It's demeaning.


/edit I should have said woo to your image! It's excellent. I got all caught up in posting his friend here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:31, archived)
# Snarfle
strangely jedi-esque...
(Kendal, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:32, archived)
# Spectacular
That's so.... special
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:33, archived)
# Awwh
Super
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:38, archived)
# Hurray!
Woo AND yay AND houpla.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:31, archived)
# what's with the red square?
o.0
___
(Gimbo, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:31, archived)
# : /
Was about to ask the same
(Jameh, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:37, archived)
# I did wonder myself
but thought it may have been some b3ta "in joke" that I didn't know about.
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:47, archived)
# That's a great picture
But I hate geese.

I really want someone to create a flash game where the aim is to kick geese to death.
(I helped save b3ta! Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:35, archived)
#

Click to see the full and complete version
for those who have yet to realise, this is just a tiny bit of the full picture
The first 132:

More:

(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:20, archived)
# ahahahahahahah
love it! but as frank skinner said! maybe i need a woman who used to be a man! then at least she would understand me...!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:21, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:23, archived)
# Agghhhhh
Candidate for "Worst surprise ever"?
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!
soymilk-keyboard moment! yay!

now i must dash off to work. Ta, all!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:26, archived)
# Ah jesus no
Ick
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:26, archived)
# You must be sure that the girl is pure
for the Funky Cold Medina!
(Pelle ghola, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:28, archived)
# New Monopoly money revealed...
(The other Norman Hartnell, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:19, archived)
# Hey!
Even Lycos are taking pictures from here and putting them out without a single mention of the orginal source!
viral.lycos.co.uk/
(Top 10)
(MonkeyWeasel, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:18, archived)
# devil's advocate
how often do we acknowledge the sources of our pics?
(I helped save b3ta! stup0t, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:20, archived)
# and so the
wanking cycle continues
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:21, archived)
# hmmmmmmmmmm
wanking cycles
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:24, archived)
# yep
twunts

edit: actually, they have left slims watermark on. Which is credit enough really
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:20, archived)
# They've generally
left the tags untouched though, unlike most of the others
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:20, archived)
# Old news
Either tag it (and somewhere that can't just be cropped out) or be prepared to have someone else 'claim' it.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:21, archived)
# They left the tag on Slim's
apart from that, they probably don't know where the pics originated.

They have been round the world three times by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:23, archived)
# if only it wasnt a bad link
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:25, archived)
# I imagine
that when people get their images posted / emailed everywhere, and they say to their friends / co-workers, "I made that", to which they reply, "yeah, right *cough* wanker *cough*" it could get a bit annoying
(I helped save b3ta! Chupacabra owes me ten quid, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:32, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:18, archived)
# I am going to get a cannister of helium
and try that with my cat!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:20, archived)
# awwwwwwww
you be nice!
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:23, archived)
# haha
brilliant, woo!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:20, archived)
# If only
Woo yay
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:23, archived)
# lovely
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:24, archived)
# woo
love it!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:26, archived)
# it's a pearost!
Must have been done before.
(hexy 1.0, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:16, archived)
# woo!
pearost! :o) love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:17, archived)
# heh heh heh
i've just been informed that i sent last night spray painting cocks on someones ceiling... oops
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:18, archived)
# yay
were they cocks of the badly drawn variety?
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:19, archived)
# apparently so
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:20, archived)
# Sounds like a perfectly reasonable friday night
Better than mine
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:22, archived)
# I hope they were crudely drawn
I assume prodigious amounts of alcohol were involved
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:21, archived)
# yeppy on both counts
i feel terribly bad about it now
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:23, archived)
# I'm sure they'll see the funny side
I know I would
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:27, archived)
# Technically
a PBQ, but I'll let you off this time ;)
(Kendal, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:18, archived)
# hoorah
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:19, archived)
# *cough*
www.b3ta.com/board/3380440
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:24, archived)
# thats not me
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:32, archived)
# many
many times
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:19, archived)
# Ewwww
Wet & dribbly down my neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:20, archived)
# Many many times I'm afraid
But at least this is a non-reposted pea-roast.

Basic rule of b3ta is "If you thought it was a good pun, so did 100 other people and if you thought it was a bad pun, so did 1000 other people" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:19, archived)
# Does anybody else
get unreasonably irritated by the term 'Pearoast'?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:20, archived)
# Yup!
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:22, archived)
# depends what mood i'm in
but on occasions, yes
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:22, archived)
# Not presently
But sober i might
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:22, archived)
# nope :o)
but I heard someone using knee-toast which I thought made a nice change
(Gimbo, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:23, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:23, archived)
# I think
it's rather witty and enigmatic. somehow.
(hexy 1.0, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:23, archived)
# Hey, I like knee toast!
heehee
(hexy 1.0, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:24, archived)
# Though it isn't a spoonerism
I prefer free toast
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:24, archived)
# Well who wouldn't!
Needs butter though
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:25, archived)
# it tastes
like knees. and toast. Like it should. It's a pleasant suffusion. I think they do it in jam flavour as well now.
(hexy 1.0, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:26, archived)
# and
they do spreads for it like "patella nutella".
(hexy 1.0, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:26, archived)
# Knees?
Have you been drinking?

If so, woo!
If not, have some!
(I helped save b3ta! elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:29, archived)
# or
freepost...
(hexy 1.0, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:25, archived)
# abso-fucking-lutely

and "thanks for fp!"...don't know why.
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:24, archived)
# Hmmm...
I go back and forth on the 'thanks' thing. Sometimes I feel it's sort of arrogant not to say something, other times I think it's kind of self-indulgent to say thanks, because it's not you that's been front-paged, it's the image.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:30, archived)
# It's not arrogant to say nothing
you don't have to thank anybody - b3ta should be thanking you for making the nice images and driving traffic to the site...

...and don't mention the magic donkey. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:32, archived)
# huzzah
everything he said
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:47, archived)
# Yes!
That one kind of irritates me as well - for all the people who just look at the front page without ever checking the site out, it must make no sense at all why there are thankyou messages.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:30, archived)
# Ha ha
to be honest though, if you look at the front page without checking out the site, a lot of the images make no sense either.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:35, archived)
# Not annoying,
just a bit tired. But I can't really complain about that too much, I still love some of the memes, and those are much older.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:26, archived)
# ....Crunch.....Owww....shit...i've broken my bum....have a pic!

click for big
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:08, archived)
# wuvely

(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:11, archived)
# ahahahaahaha
moose! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:11, archived)
# he wont shut up hes being gay. stupid badger

(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:14, archived)
# he's fab!
i love it! the badger is a cool icon!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:17, archived)
# hes an evil cunt dont trust him
but even he gets scared

(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:18, archived)
# woo!
thats ace! love it!
hehehehehee
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:20, archived)
# Onbce again pecker puts us all to shame!
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:24, archived)
# true!
he's got a lot of tallent!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:26, archived)
# Nice!
Very arty (and I mean that in a good way, not in a Tracy Emin way).
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:12, archived)
# :o)
glad you like!

i'm very excited as i'm listening to Weird al yankovic that i just finished downloading!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:13, archived)
# Bohemian Polka?
(I helped save b3ta! Hagbard ... it's been a long time., Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:15, archived)
# :o)
albuquerque
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:16, archived)
# Bedrock Anthem?
sorry.
(Smitherz, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:17, archived)
# thats a great song!
i've got a few of his albums! but i lost running with scissors - but i've just managed to download it! yay!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:18, archived)
# Matrix Drama
(chichard673, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:03, archived)
# cor
get a load of their shareware!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:07, archived)
# misspelt anomaly
unless I'm wrong or unless you're talking about the opposite of an anomatruth. I likey, though.
(hexy 1.0, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:07, archived)
# hehe
Anomalie is correct in Bio AS coursework terms
(chichard673, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:09, archived)
# as in
an anomalous result? yea i remember that!
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:11, archived)
# I
wish i got more comments it seems as if i waste my time
(chichard673, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:17, archived)
# more comments:
great!
brill!
woo!
fab!
coo!
wow!
ouch!
happy?
(hexy 1.0, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:19, archived)
# i usualy get 1 or 2 comments!
or insults! depending on the time of day! and i sometimes spend a whole day doing a pic!! :o(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:19, archived)
# haha
that's the way of the world
it's all to do with taste and sense of humour, not everyone is gonna have the same sense of humour as you
it's cool though, and i'm sure most people appreciate how much effort you put in
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:20, archived)
# I've seen fantastic posts go by without comment
These things happen. I have posted things which have taken me hours and only 2 people have replied.

C'est la vie
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:20, archived)
# Thanks it's just im
feeling depressed. Soz.
(chichard673, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:23, archived)
# woo!
thats great! not bad film either!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:11, archived)
# *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:01, archived)
# Woo
innit
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:02, archived)
# lo koit
hows things?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:03, archived)
# My dear Foofsty
Koit is a bit tired but other than that, I am still hugely gorgeous.

And you ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:04, archived)
# fantasmical
i have a new boy-obsession which is nice. saw Spiderman 2 premiere. life is good. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:06, archived)
# Excellente
is this tall goth boy that your attentions have been focussed on ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:08, archived)
# nope...he became a friend again...
it's actually a friend of his. i have a piture somewhere

*looks*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:09, archived)
# Well crikey wooya
and call me Florence.

Good news all round.

a) is he tasty ?
b) has he a tasty Sister for me ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:10, archived)
# he is quite tasty...
but sadly siblingless...

I've not got a scanner, so have a picture of a picture
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:18, archived)
# Lenny Kravitz ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:19, archived)
# hehe...
no. just as tasty though. ^_^
dreadlocks kill me.

*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:20, archived)
# but he's wearing a dress?
(The Spelling Police, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:24, archived)
# Trenchcoat
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:24, archived)
# but he's wearing a trenchcoat?
(The Spelling Police, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:27, archived)
# yeeees...
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(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:32, archived)
# They kill you ?
perhaps you should get far away from the likes of Kravitz then.

Tell him to go and get himself a Sister. I don't want to hear from him until he comes up with an eligible female friend/relation.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:24, archived)
# hahaha
he might have a cousin...

^_~
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:24, archived)
# That'll do just fine
;)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:31, archived)
# is it any good?

(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:08, archived)
# *cracks knuckles intimidatingly*
I'm not at liberty to discuss that at this time...


yes.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:10, archived)
# cool
might go see it then... so many good films coming out atm
you enjoying your pixel bunny?

(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:10, archived)
# what?

This old thing?

^_^ yesh. muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:20, archived)
# k...
wots with all the pirate stuff? It's too late in the day for swashbuckling.
(hexy 1.0, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:03, archived)
# well...
i have a pirate fetish...so i always like pirate pics...just look in my profile!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:04, archived)
# gah!!! the eyes the eyes the eyes
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:04, archived)
# Eep!
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:06, archived)
# ...the fuck...
*runs*
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:10, archived)
# Aarrrr. There's always time for a good keelhauling.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:10, archived)
# new cool pic!
right, now go up close to the screen and cross your eyes until the two dots at the top meet in the middle. Then look down and see the two little pixel people dancing in the window. REALLYWORKS! (if you can cross your eyes, that is. If you cant, you see two little pixel people in seperate houses upset that you can't cross your eyes, you bastard.
(hexy 1.0, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 22:56, archived)
# doesn't work for me

/damn astigmatism
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 22:59, archived)
# yeeees...
try crossing your eyes then jiggling your head about a bit. (yes I know it seems like it's cheating, but there you go). The other possible solution is that you can't cross your eyes, and you are, therefore, a figurative bastard. In a purely figurative sense. I'm sure you're a very nice quy really. Just can't cross your eyes.
(hexy 1.0, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:01, archived)
# i can cross my eyes
but i one of my eyeballs is very slightly misshapen so my brain favours the other one
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:03, archived)
# When that "magic eye" craze was about
i got into the habit of crossing my eyes at loads of different recurring patters, whatever they were on, to get weird depth perception.
It led to my eyes occasionally losing focus on things when i didnt intend them to, and i had to blinka dn shake my head a bit to get them to work properly again.
/boring story
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:06, archived)
# Did you see a sailboat?
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:07, archived)
# there was a pattened carpet at school
and if I did it with that, it looked like i was standing on a very fine gird suspended above the 'ground', which it made it look as if it was about 4 meters below the actual ground
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:10, archived)
# You mind is indeed a strange place
;) i could never do the magic eye things.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:11, archived)
# "Ooh look, a sailboat!"
/mallrats
(Javan, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:21, archived)
# aaah
no doesnt work
but i do now have 2 flatscreen monitors on my desk..

EDIT: and twice as many empty mugs.. and 2 desk lights.. hmm
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Sat 26 Jun 2004, 22:59, archived)
# It works. :-)
That's great. And original.

But be careful, originality makes b3tans very scared.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 22:59, archived)
# yes.
be afraid. veeeeery afraid! Great that it works tho. woot.
(hexy 1.0, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:02, archived)
# Oow
All I see is pain
I think you broke my eyes...
(Smitherz, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:00, archived)
# i dont think my eyes are ment ot get this close to the screen

(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:01, archived)
# Only problem
After ALL teh drink i see 3 houses anyway
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:01, archived)
# yes
that made me dizzy and left a nose pring on my screen
(mitch, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:02, archived)
# it doesnt really look like they're dancing to me.
just kinda, i dunno, half there half not there.

though i didnt put my eyes close to teh screen.
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:02, archived)
# I'm trying...
(AdrianJ, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:05, archived)
# Gah!
No! Not allowed!
*shields eyes*
Is it gone yet?
(Smitherz, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:09, archived)
# thats
what happens I try this 'thimking' larlk
(I helped save b3ta! anythingbutthisactually, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:12, archived)
# woo!
seventeen replies! It's a new p.b.!
(hexy 1.0, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:21, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 22:50, archived)
# Ah, pirate posts
its been a while...woo
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 22:53, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha h

*gasp*


ha ha ha ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 22:53, archived)
# there's a donkey smiling at you
in a funny way
edit: how rude of me, woo!
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 22:56, archived)
# Donkey?
Still your tongue with talk of donkeys, or I'll keel haul ye!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 22:57, archived)
# Sorry. Donkey talk has been sent to Hull.
Are you modding tonight?
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 22:58, archived)
# Tonight?
It's a thankless task that goes on forever.

www.b3ta.com/features/faq/#magicdonkey
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:01, archived)
# I thought there was a secret cabal of you
who shared the hi-larious job out between you, are my dreams misguided?
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:02, archived)
# it's not like they have pre-set shifts they have to cover
they just mod when they're about
(to the best of my knowledge)
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:04, archived)
# fairy snuff.
(Dinsdale v Spiny Norman, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:06, archived)
# I think most like
to keep a low profile.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:04, archived)
# yaaaarrrrrrr
woo
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 22:56, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 22:59, archived)
# woo!
this + t-shirt = $$! $$!

let me know when its ready, will you?
(I helped save b3ta! MBar And now back to your regularily scheduled lurking., Mon 28 Jun 2004, 22:46, archived)
[challenge entry] John Wayne wasn't a 'fag' after all...
(josimarX, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 22:48, archived)
# brilliant
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 22:51, archived)
# Never knew
Just 'cos he had a girls name.

Just to toss in a northern steet scene very much removed from Lowry.

Moss side Manchester

(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 22:57, archived)
# fan
tastic
(I helped save b3ta! kingkong., Sat 26 Jun 2004, 22:57, archived)
# Hmmmm
w/y/h
(Icouldsleepforever, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:02, archived)
# ta,
hadn't posted for ages.
(josimarX, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:07, archived)
# i'll woo it again
because it's terrific

although not sure about the fag reference
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 23:14, archived)
# .
(The other Norman Hartnell, Sat 26 Jun 2004, 22:48, archived)

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