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# anyone get this?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:01, archived)
# "Holy carrot-penis robots, Batman!"
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:02, archived)
# I'm scared
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:02, archived)
# Hmm...
...Pope Metal Mickey I?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:02, archived)
# robo-popes
?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:03, archived)
# they're wearing mitre's
and they are similar to the robots from the 30's flash gordon serial

whirr
buzz

no idea
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:04, archived)
# so close, so close!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:05, archived)
# /me checks filename..
muahahaha
/no i couldn't - that would be cheating
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:06, archived)
# I hate to think
what the pokey-out things are in their groinal areas - are they bashing bishops?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:07, archived)
# who's
bashing their bishop?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:10, archived)
# OK, enough of the guesses
They are "Papist Robots"!
If that makes no sense then you haven't seen "Flesh Gordon" - Rapist Robots. And you should!!!
If you want some other good robot source pics try: www.retrocrush.com/archive2/robots/
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:10, archived)
# ahh
I've heard of them, but never actually seen it
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:14, archived)
# .
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:01, archived)
# pffft
arf
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:18, archived)
# Number 148.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:55, archived)
# yay!
woo!




I think he needs to drink more. That stuffs a little dark
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:56, archived)
# Haha... maybe he followed through!
Thanks for the yay and the woo!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:58, archived)
# hehe
your nasty!





giggle
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:01, archived)
# Now is that a b3ta 'your', or a typoed 'you're'?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:03, archived)
# um...
The first one.

Of course.




yes.

/whistles innocently
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:05, archived)
# now rub his nose in it
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:57, archived)
# hes got no nose
how does he smell?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:57, archived)
# Like a spring roll...... mmmmmmmm.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:58, archived)
# yes please
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:58, archived)
# me too
if your offering
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:00, archived)
# Tsk... *offers plate around*
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:01, archived)
# mmm ta
*chokes* This one tastes like concentrated piss!!!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:01, archived)
# /puts on weebl voice
mmmmmmmm, piss!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:03, archived)
# ew
the thought of that is quite unappetizing, I pass...
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:04, archived)
# All the more for me!
*Gobbles, like a turkey*
Only one tasted of piss so that I could eat the rest which were untainted, mwahahahaaa!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:05, archived)
# Curses!
soiled again
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:06, archived)
# He obviously can't
you insenstive fuck, making jokes of others disabilities!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:58, archived)
# Neither can I
So im allowed
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:59, archived)
# judging by that puddle
I'm quite sure it smells!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:59, archived)
# HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Rub his nose in it HA HA HA
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:58, archived)
# hehehe
Eww, the dirty little shite.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:01, archived)
# He is in a little dish!
Maybe that's their toilet equivilant. :P
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:01, archived)
# The Saturnians approve :
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:04, archived)
# Excellent!
Thank you for that great Woo!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:05, archived)
# it's an excellent series
so consider this a WOO! to the entire collection :D
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:08, archived)
# Crikey, I am honoured. Cheers! :D
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:10, archived)
# haha!
sue poib!

148?!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:59, archived)
# Only a few!
[Sorry for late reply!]
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:15, archived)
# ace
congrats oin FP № 3
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 21:20, archived)
# Thank you very much :)
[Sorry for late reply!]
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 22:15, archived)
# Hahah!
Hooray for hotdogs!

(, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 2:10, archived)
# that is some
funny shit
arf
and
indeed
woo!
(, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 10:08, archived)
# he likes..
bukkake
(, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 13:02, archived)
# Moog
It looks very like Moog from willow the wisp.
(, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 15:04, archived)
# Yeah!!!
That'd been bugging me all night!
(, Fri 30 Jul 2004, 5:47, archived)
# me, playing with myself...

i think i'm cheating
more of the same www.b3ta.com/board/3520931
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:52, archived)
# loser
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:53, archived)
# ooh!
most woosome
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:53, archived)
# I agree
that's great. :)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:56, archived)
# i suppose thats the only
way you'll win!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:53, archived)
# you'll go blind
now ob the sncx... argh fucking braille keyboard
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:54, archived)
# Excellenté!
I think he's triple bluffing you...
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:57, archived)
# I sat on that sofa
can you still smell me?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:57, archived)
# we had to burn the old sofa
after your "visit"
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:58, archived)
# /re-reads
oh, *sat*...
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:58, archived)
# hahaha
Zing!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:00, archived)
[challenge entry] The Amazing Coke Machine
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:51, archived)
# For the love of humanity's teeth..
switch it off!!!!

w/y/h
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:52, archived)
# WHAT Teeth???
I got NO teeth!!!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:55, archived)
# today
i found cherry coke! i havent seen it round these parts for ages.

my localest sainsburys doesnt sell it anymore, but i found some in the on in town

i bought 6 letres of the stuff (cos it was on offer)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:54, archived)
# can you...
...make it fill milk?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:54, archived)
# YES!!!
In a few days though.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:56, archived)
# thats rather special
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:19, archived)
# Another one from my garden
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:51, archived)
# awww
look at his cute ickle feet





ignore the scary eyes!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:54, archived)
# how long did it live?
They've done head grafts on dogs but I've never seen this.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:10, archived)
# Say hello to the trauma, kid...
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:45, archived)
# best of all the..... wait just one damn minute here!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:46, archived)
# ive said it before and il say it again
hooraa for corrupting kiddies
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:49, archived)
# woo!
also, minor tj: woo to tedious, well interviewed!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:49, archived)
# Ohh, which one was this?
(there were some comments in the Scotsman or something but I heard there was to be a radio interview).
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:58, archived)
# Radio 4
Just a short time ago
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:02, archived)
# is there a transcript anywhere
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:04, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
click it! click it HARD!™

threadramble: god's fucking teeth in a jar but I'm having a fucking long day ... anybody fancy ladling on some sympathy or calling me a cunt to make me feel better/worse?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:49, archived)
# stop moaning
you fat cunt
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:50, archived)
# read through the quotes on manwhofellasleeps website
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:51, archived)
# Cunt.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:51, archived)
# somebody, somewhere is thinking about you


did that help?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:51, archived)
# somebody somewhere is imagining you undressed
And it's Larry in the adjacent cubicle and he has a whip!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:53, archived)
# aww
you poor thing.

there there






cunt
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:51, archived)
# Do you get drunk....
on spunk?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:51, archived)
# twat!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:51, archived)
# Aw, you poor
cunt.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:52, archived)
# Rape a pigeon
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:52, archived)
# best advice I've had all day
although I'll probably start with a young duck as they're easier to catch

edit: and the rest of you are all angels cunts angels cunts cuntgels
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:55, archived)
# don't forget to bind it in duct tape to stop it splitting
duct tape.. oh my lord.

/coat, eiderdown
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:56, archived)
# Well, you have to learn to hold one sooner or later.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:57, archived)
# and say hello to the trauma ward of the hospital, parents
when your little precious tries to imitate what she sees../
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:50, archived)
# Hehehehe
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:50, archived)
# it's the odd cat that makes that one!
:)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:54, archived)
# I blame...
...Mummy & Daddy:

DATELINE - 2 years & 9 months previously...

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:51, archived)
# Teehee.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:53, archived)
# Heh heh heh.
Woo!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:51, archived)
# lol
.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:54, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:04, archived)
# New lameass comic

Crap Joke


There was gonna be an actual plot and such, but I got lazy.

click the pic for actual comic
Also, visit pimpbunnies for more crazy stuff like this (only better)

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:44, archived)
# Pffft!

Heheheh.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:54, archived)
# Just did a google image search with "faria alam"...
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:44, archived)
# I googled and got this


can't believe he shagged that...
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:48, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:02, archived)
# Almost real...


"Fuckofuckofuckofuckofuckofuckofuck!"
.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:41, archived)
# bridge, diver, shark
helicopter out of sight?

is that real?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:43, archived)
# that's actually a very unsettling picture
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:43, archived)
# I'm no expert,
but that looks like a Giant Tench to me.

w/y/h!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:44, archived)
# Evil!
Fuckin' Giant Tench, coming over 'ere and stealing our jobs and wimmins.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:52, archived)
# panic
on the streets of london
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:44, archived)
# I came back from China two days ago


And these were all over the nightclubs there.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:40, archived)
# Now that's what I'd call, a stoner.
I hope you told them to put a leash on North Korea, while you were there.

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:50, archived)
# glowsticks to MJ's 'beat it' ?
oh my. evolution at work.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:51, archived)
# DUDE.
So fucking cool.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:01, archived)
# It seems the government's concept and designs
were far from original....

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:40, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
ha
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:42, archived)
# Pffft!!!
Aceness, as usual!


w/y/h!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:42, archived)
# Top Cat!!! woot!
/whistles
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Hahaha,

supoib!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:44, archived)
# aahahahahaaa
cat's so thool!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:48, archived)
# w/y/h
very nice
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:55, archived)
# Go on...release the pain...
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:34, archived)
# you made me laugh
you bitch
/edit: my boss walked through, slammed his door.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:35, archived)
# Go tell him to
stop disturbing you.


What a bastard.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:56, archived)
# hehehe
maybe a bit too wide though
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:40, archived)
# Brilliant.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:41, archived)
# Self Harming?!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:42, archived)
# http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3932713.stm
.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:46, archived)
# I know its not Wogan
but I thought it was for real at first...
www.preparingforemergencies.co.uk/
*oh the shame, and damn you, mother for sending it to me!*
(hope she didnt get it off here...)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:28, archived)
# She did.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:29, archived)
# sigh
duck
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:29, archived)
# you know what?
I think she did
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:30, archived)
# yep, its off here alright
most things are these days
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:30, archived)
# She may not have got it off here
But it was first posted here, and was done by one of our number (who I know).
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:30, archived)
# If she's very quick off the mark
She just heard it on BBC radio 4 news
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:44, archived)
# Like his new Badge?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:28, archived)
# Technically...
...isn't he a cephalopod?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:29, archived)
# yeah....
I remember that from Nights Of The Old Republic on my Xbox, damn cephalopods......
¬___________________________¬
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:31, archived)
# i thought he was a mon calamari
but i could be wrong
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:33, archived)
# Yes.
Calamari = Squid = Cephalopod.



(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:35, archived)
# but
that wouldnt have fitted with my cross filmage, now would it?

however, if i'd have done some victorian sea type vessal being attacked by a giant squid with ackbars face, now that may have worked,
but i'll have to find a relevent film
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:36, archived)
# Moby dick?
Didn't that have one? And that Benchley's The Beast load of total wank.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:41, archived)
# 20,000 leagues under the Sea,
I believe
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Im laughing at that a lot
pffffft
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:37, archived)
# ..
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:43, archived)
# Boredom + Photoshop + first time using a tablet =

or clicky to embiggen www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/doll.jpg
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:26, archived)
# spooky
woo!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:29, archived)
# Brill
Make him swing!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:30, archived)
# thats gonna be hard
i think the shadow is on the wall layer. but ill try
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:31, archived)
# What a splendidly disturbing
first tablet!


w/y/h!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:30, archived)
# applauds
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:30, archived)
# nicely done
/glad it wasn't a crudely drawn cock
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:31, archived)
# bah!
;)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:31, archived)
# first time using a tablet ?
thats no badly drawn cock.

Woo regardless
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:31, archived)
# s'perb
modelled on zippy?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:42, archived)

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