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# neeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
(Mr Luke, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:31, archived)
# are you sure
thats the right monument?
(Captain Togo: the problem with heroin is its just so moreish, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:33, archived)
# Maybe he's planning on
taking flying lessons and spanging a different monument?
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:34, archived)
# /Bush "First stage, the WTC...
next WE SHALL CONTROL THE WHITEHOUSE"

/Colon Bowell "Sir....."
(Captain Togo: the problem with heroin is its just so moreish, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:37, archived)
# erm...
looks more like council estates on a stand!
(quiet_snails, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:35, archived)
# That is
the mutts nutts, have a murray mint.
(VintageAsphalt, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:36, archived)
# Oh, Fuck.

wallpaper
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:25, archived)
# wootity
arf arf
(Captain Togo: the problem with heroin is its just so moreish, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:28, archived)
# :S
parrot fish?


woo!
(quiet_snails, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:29, archived)
# it's a duck
Fish + dUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:30, archived)
# Even I got that one
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:32, archived)
# :S
oh...

*hangs head in shame*
(quiet_snails, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:33, archived)
# *Pat pat*
There there.

Have a kitten..
*Hands kitten in a jar*
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:36, archived)
# yAy!
kitten in jar is am good!

*shakes repeatedly*
*gets tag raped and prosicuted by RSPCA*

i closed my eyes so i wouldn't see them coming!
(quiet_snails, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:40, archived)
# Foose, shurely.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:36, archived)
# then it wouldn't be nearly as fun to say

edit - but yes, i supose it was a goose. I wasn't really thinking duck or goose when i made it
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:39, archived)
# Or would it?


...

Sorry...
(tungazzio the occasionally present, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:41, archived)
# Its head
seems remarkably similar to that of a turtle.
(tungazzio the occasionally present, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:33, archived)
[challenge entry]




Story#1 Story#2 Story#3 Story#4
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:25, archived)
# awww
u changed ur username. i loved the horse one. also. thats ace.
(Acemandoo, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:26, archived)
# Bloody ace!!
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Jaffacake, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:28, archived)
# yay!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Delete Me, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:30, archived)
# REcursive news!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Stickman_ben, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:35, archived)
# Heh.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:38, archived)
# haha!
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:41, archived)
# wooterinski
noice
(Sigma5, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:59, archived)
# How to do those "animal hybrids" when you're crap with Photoshop

easy peasy
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:14, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:15, archived)
# oooh good idea
*makes note*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:16, archived)
# cunning
stunt
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:17, archived)
# Read that as
stunning cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:19, archived)
# which is kinda the point...
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:26, archived)
# That made me laugh out loud
Well done that man!
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:19, archived)
# lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:19, archived)
# Excellent
it's like that removing-the-tip-of-your-thumb trick, where you cover the join with your other thumb!
(Monkey Faced Muppet, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:20, archived)
# heheh
so lifelike, too!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:20, archived)
# Oh
that's the secret.

*puts away saw and sewing kit*
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:21, archived)
# arf
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:21, archived)
# FANTASTIC!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:25, archived)
# clever
.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:26, archived)
# ...
woo! 1st class!
(quiet_snails, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:28, archived)
# pfft!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:49, archived)
# Had this in my head for a while now
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:12, archived)
# Finally!
I've been smacking my cat with a pipe to try to get the odour out, but it doesn't seem to work.
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:20, archived)
# Is that
a basset or a beagle ?
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:47, archived)
# I got up late Sarge
(Sigma5, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:11, archived)
# is that regulation uniform?
most woo!
TJ: anyone got any cracking fancy dress ideas?
(od, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:13, archived)
# Ming the mercillous
(maddave, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:14, archived)
# Check my profile.
Beattie is a simple costume.

Or go as a darlek.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:14, archived)
# my boss's brother went to a fancy dress party as a dalek
Made it out of wood.
Then he got there and realised that he couldn't actually talk to anyone, eat or drink anything or go upstairs. I think he just sat in the corner for the night saying "Exterminate" to himself.

Should've come as Davros.
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:19, archived)
# naked
painted blue
pampers extra-dry on your head

smurf
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:16, archived)
# strip off
paint yourself brown
stuff some rope up your ass
and go as a conker

it's cheap !

you know it makes sense :)
(Sigma5, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:16, archived)
# www.prioriteagauche.com
I'm painting my tricolore shirt as I type
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:17, archived)
# Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:18, archived)
# That am woo! Not putting much effort into Tags any more, but still woo for them.
Erm.. did he used to be a lumberjack?

I give you a woo for the fluffy hat, a yay for the royal guard and a houpla for the funnyness!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:13, archived)
# if that isn't the answer
to westminster security
then I'm a dutchman
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:16, archived)
# at ease!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:18, archived)
# And I had too look for my handbag


How crude and paintmash-esque of me
(Captain Togo: the problem with heroin is its just so moreish, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:18, archived)
# Argh! Run!


My first image post!
(I helped save b3ta! squirrels emit silent screams has updog, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:06, archived)
# eeep
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:05, archived)
# BAM
BAM-JAPAN?
(I helped save b3ta! shin0r, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:10, archived)
# I love that
enough to make me temporarily require more pixelation in the trouser department
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:11, archived)
# Should we merge ...
our two pics!?
(I helped save b3ta! squirrels emit silent screams has updog, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:10, archived)
# oo
it's orangutan hour!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:12, archived)
# Boggis and Bunce and Bean


One fat, one short, one lean. These horrible crooks, so different in looks, were none the less equally mean.

(apologies R Dahl)
(I helped save b3ta! shin0r, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:05, archived)
# I've been playing with my food.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

The Actual Food I had been cooking:

Image Hosted by ImageShack.usImage Hosted by ImageShack.us

Mmmmm... chicken 'n' rice.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:03, archived)
# Aargh GOATSE!!!!
I see it everywhere! Someone put me in a home???
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:05, archived)
# ...
I just ate that food without thinking of goatse, but then you said that and it makes me feel slightly nausious.

(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:08, archived)
#
looks good! (apart from the cock) *shudder*. I'd be jealous if it wasnt for the fact I am about to have pie and mash! yum
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:05, archived)
# Don't you like teh cock?
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:11, archived)
# I'm not jealous
but then my cock is fourteen inches long and green
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:13, archived)
# hehe
i was just thinking about doing some squashed potatoes for my own mashes...
(sunny chiba, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:05, archived)
# It's actually rice.
I drained it in a tea strainer.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:07, archived)
# was thinking more
on a general food related tip, rather than a specific foodstuff

ps. steamed properly or sloppy and drained?
(sunny chiba, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:16, archived)
# Ah indeed!
Sloppy and drained.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:19, archived)
# hhahahaha
do you always prepare rude food?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:13, archived)
# Not usually.
Just used the tea strainer on the rice, sponged it and turned it into a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:16, archived)
# beaker!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:13, archived)
# 'ning everyone
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:55, archived)
# Huh?
Is that Cambridge?

Okay, Malmesbury a few posts down and now this. Get away from my life b3ta!
(JamesG, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:19, archived)
# Edwin had less luck with his protest in aid of the dyslexic society


/coat
(Captain Togo: the problem with heroin is its just so moreish, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:53, archived)
# He's
quite the activist. I see him everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:54, archived)
# Once they pop their protest cherry
its all checkmate in this twisted game of trivial pursuit
(Captain Togo: the problem with heroin is its just so moreish, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:56, archived)
# Seamless
(nitram, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:52, archived)
# 0% hummus?
(nitram, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:03, archived)
# Ha
Hahah!
(maddave, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:13, archived)
# Thank You!
Someone (other than me) found it funny :oD
(nitram, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:21, archived)
# ..fat bastard...


With Added Party Music!
(Dekionplexis - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:50, archived)
# pffft
you loon. Help yourself to a piece of fruit of your choice.
(I helped save b3ta! tico, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:52, archived)
# hee hee hee
woooooo!
(bring on teh branston tang!, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:53, archived)
# HUZZAH!
that is choice!
(I helped save b3ta! savagehenry, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:16, archived)
# Brian's
protest didn't quite draw in the same crowd as yesterdays march

(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:44, archived)
# woo
to thou
(Captain Togo: the problem with heroin is its just so moreish, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:47, archived)
# Ooops!
Redex

\Edit : tis ok now w/y/h
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Jim Seeking a psychotic lady for fun & sex & crime., Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:47, archived)
# He's a real Svennowhere Man
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:40, archived)
# hurrah
thats fab!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:41, archived)
# wonderful, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:41, archived)
# Farntastico!
That is truly woo
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:41, archived)
# That's
fucking great
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:42, archived)
# All I have to say is...
....
..
...spiffing!
(Rhythm pants, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:44, archived)
# Heh.
Cracking.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:02, archived)
# 'ah, don't want eeraqs oil! 'ah just wanna free the eeraqy people! now wh'ch way to the oil pumps...!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:35, archived)
# Fwap
....
..


..

woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Grimmie - Breaking legal bounds since 1864, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:36, archived)
# he is pretty sexy!!
anyone know the name of the bloke who's gonna beat him (in the election - not in the bed room)??
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:36, archived)
# John Kerry?
?
(Rhythm pants, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:37, archived)
# cheers!!
:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:38, archived)
# 'tis okay.
I be a friendly guy.
(Rhythm pants, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:39, archived)
# and thats
what the world needs more off!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:41, archived)
# True true.
*imports more friendly people*
(Rhythm pants, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:43, archived)
# kerry
and kerry
(not_real had his name thieved, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:38, archived)
# Edwards
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:39, archived)
# :S
that's creepy!

*shudders*
(quiet_snails, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:39, archived)
# woo hoo
uber lurker!! :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:41, archived)
# Take a right past the broken vases and burning Code of Hamurabi.
All the gas you would ever need.
PS- Thanks for liberatin' us, Little Boy Bush.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:09, archived)
# Those pro hunt protesters
felt a cold feeling inside when their argument was battered back to them

sorry, but I had to get it off my chest
(derren, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:32, archived)
# hahah
excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:33, archived)
# Boom Boom!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:36, archived)
# woo foxy
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:37, archived)
# pretty
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:42, archived)
# hahahaha!
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:37, archived)
# Arf!
And woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Roman Totale, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:33, archived)
# and before truncheons...
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:34, archived)
# go on
hit em! woo
(derren, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:35, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:34, archived)
# arf!
..
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:36, archived)
# Woo!
And damn right too. WYH!
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:38, archived)
# Damn
right. Hope this goes viral. Tag it hard.
(TheHorseWithSteelFrame Self-referencing comment in the third person, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:44, archived)
# That really is excellent
(I helped save b3ta! theWooinator, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:46, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:01, archived)
# excellent
FRONT PAGE IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! SpunkyBackpack, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:14, archived)
# Complete
genius sir
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:16, archived)
# ha ha ha ha superb
where's a mod to FP this thing?
(Mattyboy, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:16, archived)
# thanks everyone
that has made my already splendid evening better!
(derren, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 19:17, archived)
# Hangua cheetah...
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:29, archived)
# Ra ra ra ra ra ra ra
ra ra ra ra! Damn dirty ape!

www.nevillesgarden.co.uk/flash/book.html
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:32, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
the image and that are both fab
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:36, archived)
# hahaha...
that's ace... I love the way he spacks out.
(I helped save b3ta! Fronkle99, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:36, archived)
# me likee
if only for the reminder about that joke. woo!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 15 Sep 2004, 18:34, archived)

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