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# mmm fried egg
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:57, archived)
# that's no egg!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:58, archived)
# That's
no.....
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:58, archived)
# *moons*
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:00, archived)
# **cries**
.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:01, archived)
# *hands tissue*

(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:02, archived)
# *wipes*
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:05, archived)
# Thats...
no.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:59, archived)
# No,
that's ...
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:00, archived)
# You m a y SAY I'm a D-R-E-A-M-E-R......

(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:57, archived)
# hahaha
Nice one
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:57, archived)
# hmm
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:00, archived)
# First a beatle,
then a cow... and he was a BHUDDIST!?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:05, archived)
# ...a fan of Roy Hudd??
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:10, archived)
# Kangawooooo!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:56, archived)
# Hahah"!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:57, archived)
# I likeee lotseee
woo to you sir!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:58, archived)
# Don't "woo" me, woo him^ up there
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:59, archived)
# I was wooing
your most excellent Hahah!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:00, archived)
# did you just say
"I likee goatsee"?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:54, archived)
# Arf!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:58, archived)
# haha!
most unexpected
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:06, archived)
# Then she realised - she was playing the SINGLE bass.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:55, archived)
# ha!
hatstand!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:57, archived)
# woo
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:07, archived)
# arf
stop playing with your food
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:09, archived)
# sorry can't help
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:22, archived)
# Chortle!
Fiddling with a hotdog!! Oooh, Matron, take it away!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:11, archived)
# Wait, there's movement!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

There's some kind of... organic life!!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:55, archived)
# Where the hell are you from
that spells it "Vasalien"?!
Good pic though
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:57, archived)
# one would suspect that's part of the shopping....
very woosome pic
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:58, archived)
# Y fank U, one of them that's just there in your mind in the morning,
and the first on the board that was all my own photos!!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:01, archived)
# umm
I think it's a play on the word 'alien' ....

But it might just be a human hand covered in vaseline.

Hmm....
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:59, archived)
# This kind doesn't go for the face,
that's why they disguise themselves to fit in in the bathroom!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:07, archived)
# ...some kind of...
goatse...
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:58, archived)
# Eek!
:¬)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:01, archived)
# class.
Top shopping as always!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:13, archived)
# Hmm


To make it worth posting, I've now added animation in honour of hay fever. :)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:54, archived)
# yummy
and woo!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:54, archived)
# ickyy
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:55, archived)
# Blech
Thanx (icked out woo)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:56, archived)
# Woo! Nicole approves:
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:56, archived)
# I kjnow where I'd like
to stick my big pink finger, come here little Nicole!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:20, archived)
# Mornin'


EDIT: s'ok technically it's safe for work - those are man tits
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:53, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:54, archived)
# AAARRRGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:54, archived)
# Meep!
*cries*
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:55, archived)
# man tits...
but does my boss know that?

(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:54, archived)
# Phwoahoahoahoar!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:56, archived)
#
any chance of some more Hamilton and Dudley? I'm starting to become a fan of the little scamp
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:01, archived)
# I suppose I could do a couple,
keep yer eyes peeled for the wee scamps.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:03, archived)
# oh no pleeeasee
I had to stop visiting the board when you were posting them
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:08, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:09, archived)
# But is it safe for eyes?
hehehehe!

Woo Miss BBB!

Fez-bra!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:57, archived)
# NSF Me
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:01, archived)
# the fact that theyre moobs
makes it much funnier!


(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:05, archived)
# Is that glasscock?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:48, archived)
# hahaha
MS Paint Power! And also, look at those PENGUINS!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:49, archived)
# looks like
a FFXI nutter too
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:51, archived)
# This is good:
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:52, archived)
# IS one of mine, then.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:47, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:49, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:02, archived)
# Rolf Mayo.
um, h4xxor3d? or whatever kids say...
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:58, archived)
# congrats!
all that's missing now is the joke!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:58, archived)
# oooof!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:01, archived)
# Not one of mine
Found it funny anyway :)

(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:40, archived)
# I recognise that helmet...
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:42, archived)
# what can i say?
.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:42, archived)
# FAQ FAQ FAQ FAQ FAQ FAQ FAQ FAQ FAQ
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:43, archived)
# oh
sorry
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:44, archived)
# i can say that yes
I can also say "lactose", and "binder", "foliage", "quim", the list is nigh on endless.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:45, archived)
# Quim ... one of the worlds best words.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:45, archived)
# obfuscate
takes some beating though
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:46, archived)
# frombrasant
is a pretty good word. Not that I can spell it, mind.

edit: Actually, has anyone here ever heard/used that word before?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:50, archived)
# I prefer
flange.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:48, archived)
# FLANGE!
I love that word. And pissflaps
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:49, archived)
# And lets not forget
Cuntymints, cockfosters or tagnuts
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:53, archived)
# Personally,
I prefer kittenflaps. It embodies the very essence of b3ta, combining expletive, fluff and humour. What more could you want in a word?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:57, archived)
# Here's more..
Lots of sexual innuendos.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:58, archived)
# or Meat Flaps
*dares you google image it*
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:59, archived)
# The MeatHopper......
....Lives!!




Damn bandwidth limitations!!!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:39, archived)
# BOING
: D
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:40, archived)
# No wonder the children have been taken inside...
MEEEEEEEEAAAAAAATTTWHEELS!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:41, archived)
# She actually
looks like a dinner lady we used to have at my school! 'Shudder!!'
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:42, archived)
# WOO!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:41, archived)
# pffft.
nice!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:52, archived)
# Bahah!
Best. Bandwagon. Ever.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:21, archived)
# Heh heh...
love teh meatwheels.

W/Y
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:44, archived)
# It's meaty! It's wheely!
It can only be... Meatwheels! (on a spacehopper) Woo!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:44, archived)
# Is that
a teacher on the 'teacher training day'
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:46, archived)
# Meatwheels!
VRRRRROOOOMMMM!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:48, archived)
# Meatwheels!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:58, archived)
# Meatwheels!`
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:00, archived)
# This is brilliant...
WOO!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:11, archived)
# Pffft!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:12, archived)
# hahah
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:17, archived)
# if you're going to call something "meat tunnel"
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:21, archived)
# Oh dear!
I do believe it's been goatse'd!

Haha, woo!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:23, archived)
# ha! that's where you're wrong.
its a totally beign picture of a lady of many virtues showing us her many virtues. Inspired perhaps by said
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:25, archived)
# Meatwheels!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:53, archived)
# Fuck!
Run!

W/Y
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:12, archived)
# what emoticons get up to in their spare time
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:35, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:36, archived)
# Woo
Hahah I love it.. But you're a bit late; there's already a dog one ;)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:37, archived)
# chops
off cock as punishment for not paying attention.

Image hosted by Photobucket.com

What was the dog one?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:13, archived)
# check out that tongue action!
jack: need to find the title of a film. It's foreign, although I'm not sure which language it's in. Two guys hold a family hostage in their house (quite possibly a summer house by a lake or something) and then beat the shit out of them. that's pretty much it. late night channel 4 mark kermode stuff. any ideas?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:39, archived)
# Big Brother
Dad's Army
Mary Poppins
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:40, archived)
# any ideas
that might be right?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:42, archived)
# pffft
well no not really I don't :-)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:44, archived)
# no,
sorry.

try imdb.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:45, archived)
# its french
they use a golf club on one of the hostages yeah?
if its the one im thinking of
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:48, archived)
# yeah
and then the one who does the talking says something like "that's because he's a thug" and points at the other one, who seems to be not all there.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:51, archived)
#
you see it IS Dad's Army
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:53, archived)
# stupid
boy
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:53, archived)
# arf
oh captain mannering
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:55, archived)
# well i remember it
but now i am in the same boat as you!
can remember the film but not the name
and now it's gonna bug me all weekend!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:53, archived)
# looks down and to the left.
then stops looking at nads and looks back at the screen.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:55, archived)
# funny games?
horrible film
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:47, archived)
# give that man
a noddy badge. cheers.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:54, archived)
# nice one!
panic over!!!!!!!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:13, archived)
# he's right. I think.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:57, archived)
# just pointing out the facts...

(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:31, archived)
# Mmmmm
political, w00
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:37, archived)
# *imagines totalitarian farmers*
oo arr. Thar never wars any corrrn 'ere, never.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:38, archived)
# you are B
:)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:44, archived)
# hehe
hullo again :)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:45, archived)
# Prost from yesterday early evening
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:30, archived)
# hehe
kif gone gone calamari
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:31, archived)
# what the feck?
What the hell is it?!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:31, archived)
# Yay
for weight-training!

(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:34, archived)
# training to be
governer of California?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:37, archived)
# 'lo Andrew!
Buffing up?
Fez-bra!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:39, archived)
# look at those bulging biceps!



(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:45, archived)
# Lovely refreshing homemade jam
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:26, archived)
# JAM! JAM! JAM! JAM! JAM! JAM! JAM! JAM! JAM! JAM!
Are they located in a town called Malice Doctor?
Yay for CaroWallis' fez-bra!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:27, archived)
# a town called Malice Doctor...
is that just down the road from Vengence Nurse?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:30, archived)
# No no no no,
you're thinking of Spite Matron.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:32, archived)
# I know - the comma is my friend!
how about the Evil Orderly?
Fez-bra!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:36, archived)
# Hey! Mr Duke!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:27, archived)
# It was strange, strangely appealling
I don't even know if I liked it, it was confusing. I think I'd need to be really drunk to enjoy one of those but I'm going to try another one next week.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:30, archived)
# They are disgustingly fantastic
:o)
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:32, archived)
# Mmmm, meatball sandwiches. One of my favourites.
Also good for left-over meatballs; Meatball pizza made with smoked cheese! That really am the bestest!

/Nigella
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:34, archived)
# 'ning Doc & Sid!
Fez-bra!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:37, archived)
# Well haylo there!
How art thou on this warm and sunny beerday morning?

Nice fez, by the way.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:39, archived)
# Not three bad!
It's Friday
This time next week I'll be going deaf and inhaling high performance petrol fumes at Goodwood
Listened to this week's ISIHAC last night, as well as a classic Just a Minute on BBC7 - with Peter Cook and Kenneth Williams!

thanks - Wasp Box gave it to me!
Fez-bra!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:44, archived)
# Ah, bit of a petrolhead are we? How splendid.
Yes, Radio 7 is a bit of a godsend for all the good radio 4 stuff!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:48, archived)
# Alittle!
I get an annual fix at the Festival of Speed - this year we're going for all 3 days and camping on site, which should be a bit of an adventure! I can't wait now! :)
Fez-bra!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:55, archived)
# I come in the same "alittle" category, i guess.
Been to the F1 and GT cars at Silverstone, and a few times to Mallory just down the road. Curiously though, I don't drive a car myself!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:00, archived)
# Well,
next time you're going near Silverstone, call in for a brew!
Fez-bra!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:02, archived)
# Mrs Doc used to work in Banbury.
She could hear the F1 cars from her office all day long during race weekend and whenever they were testing. Fab.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 11:06, archived)
# Cor!
that sounds grand!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:53, archived)
# Indeed. If you ever cook meatballs in tomato sauce to go with pasta one night,
always make more meatballs and sauce than you need. Save some, together with enough of the tomato sauce to top a pizza and save in the fridge for a couple of days later. Top the pizza with the sauce, diced meatballs, mushrooms, and some nice smoked cheese (a nice applewood, or even just the austrian smoked stuff that most supermarkets stock). Best pizza ever!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:58, archived)
# I would've liked to see
'teh' Jam. :p

But woo!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:27, archived)
# Yes
come to my house
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:28, archived)
# YAY!
'Ning all and one!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:29, archived)
# oooh I'll have some
how much for three jars of JAM?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:33, archived)
# 30 pee
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:34, archived)
# so cheap!
I'll take six!
*hands over 60 pees*
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:36, archived)
# *hands over jam (6 qty)*
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:53, archived)
# *spreads jam all over
keyboard*
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:57, archived)
# Ha!

Jam related prost



(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:49, archived)
# Inigo Montaya ! I know you !


To the PAIN !
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:25, archived)
# lol
6 knuckle shuffle anyone?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:27, archived)
# woo!
for anything with Inigo Montaya!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:31, archived)
# eh?
does he have many more fingers than is natural?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:39, archived)
# Inigo Montoya doesn't
but the six-fingered man does.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:54, archived)
# Strange thing I made.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:25, archived)
# I just did a banner
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:30, archived)
# Tee hee hee.
When I made my very first website (no longer exists) I wanted to include every cool bit of Javascript I could find. It was a spackfest of blinking backgrounds and jumpy texts.

It's like the saying 'when you're a girl you learn to put make-up on, when you're a woman you learn to take it off'.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:34, archived)
# i think he wants some nuts...or maybe a banana...or something..
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:24, archived)
# then he shall have...
crunchy nut banana flakes!
and a bottle of monkey beer
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:25, archived)
# Crunchy (tag) nuts?
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:30, archived)
# Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

i prefer the yoghurt coated ones.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:32, archived)
# *Throws banana*
*throws grenade*
*runs and hides*
Yay for CaroWallis' fez-bra!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:26, archived)
# One... Two... Five!
Three, sir!

Three!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:29, archived)
# I think you startled him!

(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:54, archived)
# Sorry..forgot to take the pills this morning....
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:24, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:24, archived)
# say NO to Radiohead!!
*end of public safety broadcast*
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:25, archived)
# i quite like the bends
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:26, archived)
# so i've heard
... ;p
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:27, archived)
# I can believe that of you!
you crazy scuba diver!
:)
Yay for CaroWallis' fez-bra!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:28, archived)
# i can't get enough of that nitrogen in my blood.
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:33, archived)
# Oi!
*pokes with sharp stick*
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:35, archived)
# Houpla!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:26, archived)
# arfster!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:26, archived)
# hoho!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:26, archived)
# WOO!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:27, archived)
# Oh, now that is so very, very woo!
WOO!
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:30, archived)
# brilliant!
*cough*
(, Fri 17 Jun 2005, 10:37, archived)

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