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[challenge entry] Martins Monkey
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(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:33, archived)
# How
have you changed that photo?
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Tom I command thee to wibble, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:16, archived)
# sorry but,
its a pearoast

(tubeman trousers, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:31, archived)
# Pea roasting
Arf !
(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:32, archived)
# pffft!
Thanks, I needed that
I need a new hat
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:34, archived)
# Made this a while ago, too crappy to be posted
(Dr. Nelly Lemon, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:37, archived)
# post it again
for the irony points!
(Azzek!, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:56, archived)
# Arf!
That's a big pea / small oven.

Can I have a slice?
(JPaddy, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:39, archived)
#
take 2 they're small

slices cost £29 each

terms & conditions apply
(tubeman trousers, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Hermans Gerbil
Herman (real name Joseph) loved his gerbil so much he began to look like it Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(Elnicko Nearly pub O'Clock, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:30, archived)
# Everyone who likes horses
eventually turns into one*

*100% of fact
I need a new hat
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:35, archived)
# advice worth heeding
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:27, archived)
# Mmm...... soup.
(JPaddy, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:29, archived)
# remind me
never to accept a dinner date with you :/
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:30, archived)
# Remind me
never to swim in your toilet.

Oh, you did.

*buys you the power of flushing upgrade*
(JPaddy, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:38, archived)
# for fucks sake
*puts swimming trunks back in drawer*
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:32, archived)
# no hummus :(

[1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8]
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:20, archived)
# hahahaha
yes i do
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:21, archived)
# it's bendy
perfect for pointing round corners and incinerating teddy bears
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:23, archived)
# especialy handy if you cant be arsed to draw somthing twice
because you were too busy thinking bout terry wogan
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:24, archived)
# Haha
What a knut.
(JPaddy, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:26, archived)
# are they large blue and green
cocks?

the masses want to know
(Doogal, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:27, archived)
# yes
well the green one is a cock, but their species is a large sqashy thing
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:43, archived)
# !
What an evil bum head!
(WiggZ, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:31, archived)
# .
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(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:49, archived)
# Hmmb
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:50, archived)
# Pfffffft
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:50, archived)
# no
no no no
(Demented Hobo, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:54, archived)
# arrgh!
my finger fell off
(I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:19, archived)
# errr....
TJ: I'm going to see Rolf Harris in 5 hours...ish!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:19, archived)
# tell him i said hi
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(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:22, archived)
# I'll tell him some shit says hi
will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:37, archived)
# one of my fingers fell off once
true story
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:25, archived)
# Bored, so have a pearoast from t'early hours t'other day.
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:37, archived)
# I concur

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:38, archived)
# liar
/hero since he was born
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:39, archived)
# You're also a (royal) we?

*bows down to god among men*
(JPaddy, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:53, archived)
# both of these are nice
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:56, archived)
# ooohhh
arty, in a SFN kind of way.
(I helped save b3ta! Snorty McBumhole YouTube.com/MinistryOfGeeks, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:31, archived)
#
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:30, archived)
# Salacious Crumb!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:31, archived)
# or, as he would put it...
"Wwwafagagaaafffffaayyyaaa!!!! aheeheeeheeheeheeahahahahaha"
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:36, archived)
# woo to that creepy thang!
fear_keyring
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:32, archived)
# i want one!!

(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:37, archived)
# Separated at birth?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/2122861.stm
(Astatine, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:46, archived)
# Heheheh.
I liked it when these two pictures came up next to each other on the BBC news:
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:49, archived)
# it's fungus the bogeyman!
(I helped save b3ta! my name is will, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:55, archived)
# ahh
it's true!
(I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:19, archived)
# Don't think much of this new Superman

Ok, it's crap, but I had to share this photo. I think she makes munter look good.
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:30, archived)
# That's really not nice
I feel dirty
*showers*
fear_keyring
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:31, archived)
# You haven't seen the
source pic in all its glory
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:32, archived)
# It'll be somewhere on my To Do list.
(JPaddy, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:39, archived)
# it looks a bit...
... like SuperGoatse...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:36, archived)
# *slaps*
fear_keyring
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:41, archived)
# no matter how many times i see the word pearoast in here...
i still dont have a f***ing clue what it means!!!
can anyone please translate for me?

while im here ... meet lobey lobe, the new jedi with the lobes...
(marcblitz, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:27, archived)
# pearoast means repost
and err... interesting jedi there
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:28, archived)
# It means repost
or "to post a picture already posted", but monkeyed about as a spoonerism.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:28, archived)
# sponkeyed about
as a moonerism
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:30, archived)
# oh no....
more words i dont get. ive not been here long enough yet methinks.
thanks for the translation.
1 down (pearoast), plenty more to go...

cheers experienced b3tans.
(marcblitz, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:31, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:31, archived)
# or.....
www.4rthur.com/dict.php

/couldn't have been any later
(Doogal, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:12, archived)
# pearoast = repost
there's a dictionary of b3ta slang words here
(I helped save b3ta! my name is will, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:29, archived)
# thats more like it!!!!
im going to need it, there's neufneufquadradillion words in that damn thing!
(marcblitz, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:33, archived)
# it's rhyming slang,
derived from b3ta's (actually Rob's) cockney origins. It means 'I posted this crap 8 hours
ago, and it didn't get front paged, or even
noticed. Still, I thought I would post it
again, because I am convinced that sticking
Tony Blair's head on an ostrich is a work of
comic genius'.
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:36, archived)
# no fingers, no!, what are you doing?

(paranoidvisions only in it for the money, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:18, archived)
# duck kicking
it's a sport.
(Azzek!, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:20, archived)
# miffy is a slut
I have a load of household objects where she is lifting her skirt. Only a role model to Japanese children and twenty something brits.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:23, archived)
# miffy porn?
scary
(paranoidvisions only in it for the money, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:25, archived)
# eh?
exposing herself you say?


this must be seen to be believed...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! my name is will, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:57, archived)
# :(
You go to Hull for happy slapping Sir Wogan!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:58, archived)
# nice spongage
there
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:59, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4784401
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:07, archived)
# i would also like
to know.
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:07, archived)
# he posted a very nevilleish image
couple of days ago, some people and I said so
fear_keyring
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:10, archived)
# oh, just the one?
exhibits A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:11, archived)
# Gah!
didn't know about that lot!
fear_keyring
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:12, archived)
# pah
we can all remember the exact url of every single post on here. I am not impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:13, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:18, archived)
# It was a joke
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:34, archived)
# sure one of those
was actually nicked from the real neville
(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:15, archived)
# The cereal one?
www.b3ta.com/board/4759162
(I helped save b3ta! benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:18, archived)
# yeah
actually, it'll be in the contest thing
although can't be arsed to check
(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:20, archived)
# and
I,J, K, L, M, N, O and P
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:16, archived)
# everyone copies Neville at first
it's like a rite of passage here
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:37, archived)
# oh who cares?
seriously fucking hell

be what you want to be, do what you want to do
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:10, archived)
# emo
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:20, archived)
# emo
(G.Eusebio ...Fentruk from the long past..., Sun 19 Jun 2005, 17:41, archived)
# I like that.
Woo!
(JPaddy, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:03, archived)
# i like that too
yay
(paranoidvisions only in it for the money, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:04, archived)
# poor wogan :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:07, archived)
# haha nice
tj: i think i have found the funniest phobia ever
http://www.changethatsrightnow.com/problem_detail.asp?SDID=6481:1672
(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:09, archived)
# hehe
"and sometimes even require the patient to be exposed repeatedly to their fear." Where do I sign up?
(I helped save b3ta! my name is will, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:12, archived)
# hee hee
but i am confused...why, halfway down, does it start going on about the fear or flying?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:13, archived)
# They're a bit lazy
They have practically the same text for every single phobia.
www.changethatsrightnow.com/problem_detail.asp?SDID=152:1352
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:20, archived)
# they would,
both those are fear of the cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:27, archived)
# ho ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:34, archived)
# This costs you promotions?
In what busienss?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:23, archived)
# Porno industry?
Maybe?
(minifuma, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:40, archived)
# I like how none of these words appear in any dictionary.
Scientastic!
(JPaddy, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:48, archived)
# shortness of breath?


heheheh
(Fizz Bitch, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:17, archived)
# Wogan deserves it!
Wheres the source from? My sadistic side wants it...
(minifuma, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:38, archived)
#
clicky for hot sauce
(I helped save b3ta! my name is will, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:51, archived)
# this is
far out!
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Onion, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:38, archived)
# Woo
I likes that
(sitonit, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:39, archived)
# Fluff!!
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:55, archived)
# weezil fluff!
awwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:00, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4784401
(I helped save b3ta! 0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:00, archived)
# Yeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:01, archived)
# that's nice
fear_keyring
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:05, archived)
# He is a grumpy little shit
who poos everywhere.

But he makes for nice pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:06, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:01, archived)
# That is a. dorable
More of this rodent!
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:12, archived)
# .
(sidders, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:51, archived)
# BatWanks4All!!1
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:52, archived)
# I agree
but first
it's DANCING LEMUR TIME!
(Azzek!, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:53, archived)
# no dancing lemurs


but i do have a wanking meerkat
(Doogal, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:59, archived)
# I'm not sure he likes people watching him
*looks away*


*looks back*
fear_keyring
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:28, archived)
# Boo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one hundred and eleventy

Batwanks for no-one!

Boo!

Batwanks for some, miniature American flags for others!
(JPaddy, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:05, archived)
# Nananananananana
BATWANK!

*POW*
(I helped save b3ta! Comma, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:01, archived)
# Batwanks
yes
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry] blind leading the blind

Sure plays a mean pinball though
(I helped save b3ta! Terry Nutkins, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:49, archived)
# I never knew he was deaf!
Blind - yes!
Dumb - obviously!

I feel sorry for the dog - having to spend all and every day with that twunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:57, archived)
# nice work
have a noob woo!
(sitonit, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:40, archived)
# There's something evil about Islington
Islington's town planners were satanistsCFB

(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:44, archived)
# Aaaagh
teh quo!
*checks for pattern of disasters*
(Azzek!, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:46, archived)
# New Labour all moved there....
!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:47, archived)
# Argh! teh pearoast!
afternoon all
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:50, archived)
# 'Ning/'noon Doctor!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:54, archived)
# argh
teh sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:06, archived)
# there is a crime statistics thing oon google maps.....
chicagocrime.org or something like tht. I am sure it correlates.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:12, archived)
#

Click for the FULL picture
The gallery:

More:
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:23, archived)
# *shakes hand*
Jolly well done sir
Fear_keyring
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:25, archived)
# Arf! A Diet Coke / screen interface!
always a winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:27, archived)
# class
*bookmarks gallery*
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:28, archived)
# they are all ace
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:00, archived)
# top form
woo
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] always knew there was a connection...
(scuse for biggy)

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:20, archived)
# Huzzah!
The mighty Clarkson - we bow down before thee!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:25, archived)
# beware!
clarkson is a flange!
woo pic
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:40, archived)
# yay for Clarkson,
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:52, archived)
# Arf!
Not far from the [Skoda] F[l]abia then?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:56, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:01, archived)
# that
is brilliant! Saved.
(OnionTerror is a bag full of sick, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:56, archived)
#

poo at this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:52, archived)
# You mean at some kind of weird women-torture in your spare time?
You just need to practise a bit.
(JPaddy, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:53, archived)
#
theres something deeply wrong with what you just said, I just cant put me finger on what though
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:56, archived)
# OH MY GOD YOUR TOENAILS ARE SO GRODY
/dances
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:53, archived)
# hehehe
toenails
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:55, archived)
# *toenails*
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:57, archived)
# It was like really embarrassing.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:57, archived)
# LIKE OH MY GOD!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:06, archived)
# like
totally

/bag those toenails, I'm sure
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:24, archived)
# gag me with a spoon?
(I helped save b3ta! Sellers funkie not junkie, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:16, archived)
# Some people like to call me chuck
it's charles and you are shit out of luck
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:57, archived)
# But I live in like a really good part of Encino, so it's okay.
Edit: Or was that not a Valley Girl quote?
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:00, archived)
# yes it was
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:06, archived)
# hehe
i like your cock
(I helped save b3ta! ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:14, archived)
# Hey GMOS,
Have you seen this?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:23, archived)
# pffft
that's cocking great
Fear_keyring
(I helped save b3ta! betascoo8, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:24, archived)
# thanks
I saw your packing foam made it to the newsletter. I was laughing very hard when I first read that ;^)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:48, archived)
# oh, i don't know,
its kinda purdy.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:53, archived)
# Are you my mummy?
/woo
(Fizz Bitch, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:09, archived)
# oo nice style
and sorry for the tj but
http://www.changethatsrightnow.com/problem_detail.asp?SDID=2082:1932
this is a serious website
(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:16, archived)
# Hahaha
outstanding.
This is also a good one:
www.changethatsrightnow.com/problem_detail.asp?SDID=6045:1856
"To add insult to an already distressing condition, most outer space phobia therapies take months or years and sometimes even require the patient to be exposed repeatedly to their fear."
Also, have you noticed how in the "how do we do it?" section they suddenly stop talking about fear of the Great Mole Rat and start talking about fear of flying instead?
edit: still enjoying this.
www.changethatsrightnow.com/problem_detail.asp?SDID=1752:1751
"At some point in your past, there was likely an event linking everything and emotional trauma."
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)
# ish
fooking luves yoush....

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:46, archived)
# that's
a great mouth for giving teh hed
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:49, archived)
# ............No.
No, no, no, no, no.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:50, archived)
# oh yes
and indeed, if it spacks out, all the more for stimulating said member
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:52, archived)
# Not if it bites said member.
As previously stated: no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:53, archived)
# good point
*fetches pliers*
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:55, archived)
# How many 'no's do you need?
*fetches sledgehammer*

This is what you want.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:56, archived)
# blimey
someone likes them more bloodied than i do

*calls police*
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:57, archived)
# oooh me toooo
memememememememememe I want to shop* too, where is the original?






* not true, I am in work alone in the office, and need to whack off in the toilets to something
(I helped save b3ta! umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:59, archived)
# .
www.theoriginalpicisrighthere.com/
(I helped save b3ta! slippery doctore, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:01, archived)
# awww
that's not it, that's just a webcam of the toilet cubicle I was going to use!
(I helped save b3ta! umbongo I vote for Evil Lu as Mayor of /talk, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:02, archived)
# possibly glasscock, but I dont care
cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6774705492&indexURL=0&photoDisplayType=2#ebayphotohosting
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:49, archived)
# my god
i never realised before but they realy are ugly bastards
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:51, archived)
# It's so wrong but I find myself
yearning to buy one.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:51, archived)
#
"Current bid: £51.00 (Reserve not met)"

And 5 bids...
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:54, archived)
# I would
not...
(I helped save b3ta! spaceage, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:51, archived)
# ha ha we
all saw it. And can only accept your first answer.
(Feel a bit sic [sic], Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:54, archived)
# Or pay us each £1 to
keep quiet.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:54, archived)
# Hey!
There's no shame in no standards.
(JPaddy, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:55, archived)
# You feel a bit
me?
([sic] You're ad here?, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)
# Though saying that,
with a bag over her head she'd be alright.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:54, archived)
# I
pray I am never that drunk that such a problem ever raises its head :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:55, archived)
# I thought she'd died.

(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:54, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4786124
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:55, archived)
# hahaha!
fucking hell...
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:55, archived)
# Its Alive
that means we can kill it
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:56, archived)
# OK. I'll use this giant's teaspoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:05, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:01, archived)
# wots that glass doing on her left
thingy...

??

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:21, archived)
# that
i would like to know
(I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:05, archived)

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