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[challenge entry] Martins Monkey
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(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:33, archived)
# How
have you changed that photo?
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 17:16, archived)
# sorry but,
its a pearoast

(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:31, archived)
# Pea roasting
Arf !
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:32, archived)
# pffft!
Thanks, I needed that
I need a new hat
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:34, archived)
# Made this a while ago, too crappy to be posted
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:37, archived)
# post it again
for the irony points!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:56, archived)
# Arf!
That's a big pea / small oven.

Can I have a slice?
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:39, archived)
#
take 2 they're small

slices cost £29 each

terms & conditions apply
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Hermans Gerbil
Herman (real name Joseph) loved his gerbil so much he began to look like it Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:30, archived)
# Everyone who likes horses
eventually turns into one*

*100% of fact
I need a new hat
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:35, archived)
# advice worth heeding
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:27, archived)
# Mmm...... soup.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:29, archived)
# remind me
never to accept a dinner date with you :/
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:30, archived)
# Remind me
never to swim in your toilet.

Oh, you did.

*buys you the power of flushing upgrade*
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:38, archived)
# for fucks sake
*puts swimming trunks back in drawer*
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:32, archived)
# no hummus :(

[1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8]
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:20, archived)
# hahahaha
yes i do
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:21, archived)
# it's bendy
perfect for pointing round corners and incinerating teddy bears
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:23, archived)
# especialy handy if you cant be arsed to draw somthing twice
because you were too busy thinking bout terry wogan
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:24, archived)
# Haha
What a knut.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:26, archived)
# are they large blue and green
cocks?

the masses want to know
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:27, archived)
# yes
well the green one is a cock, but their species is a large sqashy thing
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:43, archived)
# !
What an evil bum head!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:31, archived)
# .
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(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:49, archived)
# Hmmb
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:50, archived)
# Pfffffft
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:50, archived)
# no
no no no
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:54, archived)
# arrgh!
my finger fell off
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:19, archived)
# errr....
TJ: I'm going to see Rolf Harris in 5 hours...ish!!!!!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:19, archived)
# tell him i said hi
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:22, archived)
# I'll tell him some shit says hi
will that do?
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:37, archived)
# one of my fingers fell off once
true story
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:25, archived)
# Bored, so have a pearoast from t'early hours t'other day.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:37, archived)
# I concur

(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:38, archived)
# liar
/hero since he was born
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:39, archived)
# You're also a (royal) we?

*bows down to god among men*
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:45, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:53, archived)
# both of these are nice
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:56, archived)
# ooohhh
arty, in a SFN kind of way.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:31, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:30, archived)
# Salacious Crumb!
yay!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:31, archived)
# or, as he would put it...
"Wwwafagagaaafffffaayyyaaa!!!! aheeheeeheeheeheeahahahahaha"
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:36, archived)
# woo to that creepy thang!
fear_keyring
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:32, archived)
# i want one!!

(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:37, archived)
# Separated at birth?
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:46, archived)
# Heheheh.
I liked it when these two pictures came up next to each other on the BBC news:
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:49, archived)
# it's fungus the bogeyman!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:55, archived)
# ahh
it's true!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:19, archived)
# Don't think much of this new Superman

Ok, it's crap, but I had to share this photo. I think she makes munter look good.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:30, archived)
# That's really not nice
I feel dirty
*showers*
fear_keyring
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:31, archived)
# You haven't seen the
source pic in all its glory
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:32, archived)
# It'll be somewhere on my To Do list.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:39, archived)
# it looks a bit...
... like SuperGoatse...
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:36, archived)
# *slaps*
fear_keyring
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:41, archived)
# no matter how many times i see the word pearoast in here...
i still dont have a f***ing clue what it means!!!
can anyone please translate for me?

while im here ... meet lobey lobe, the new jedi with the lobes...
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:27, archived)
# pearoast means repost
and err... interesting jedi there
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:28, archived)
# It means repost
or "to post a picture already posted", but monkeyed about as a spoonerism.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:28, archived)
# sponkeyed about
as a moonerism
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:30, archived)
# oh no....
more words i dont get. ive not been here long enough yet methinks.
thanks for the translation.
1 down (pearoast), plenty more to go...

cheers experienced b3tans.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:31, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:31, archived)
# or.....
www.4rthur.com/dict.php

/couldn't have been any later
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:12, archived)
# pearoast = repost
there's a dictionary of b3ta slang words here
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:29, archived)
# thats more like it!!!!
im going to need it, there's neufneufquadradillion words in that damn thing!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:33, archived)
# it's rhyming slang,
derived from b3ta's (actually Rob's) cockney origins. It means 'I posted this crap 8 hours
ago, and it didn't get front paged, or even
noticed. Still, I thought I would post it
again, because I am convinced that sticking
Tony Blair's head on an ostrich is a work of
comic genius'.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:36, archived)
# no fingers, no!, what are you doing?

(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:18, archived)
# duck kicking
it's a sport.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:20, archived)
# miffy is a slut
I have a load of household objects where she is lifting her skirt. Only a role model to Japanese children and twenty something brits.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:23, archived)
# miffy porn?
scary
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:25, archived)
# eh?
exposing herself you say?


this must be seen to be believed...
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:27, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:57, archived)
# :(
You go to Hull for happy slapping Sir Wogan!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:58, archived)
# nice spongage
there
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:59, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:07, archived)
# i would also like
to know.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:07, archived)
# he posted a very nevilleish image
couple of days ago, some people and I said so
fear_keyring
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:10, archived)
# oh, just the one?
exhibits A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:11, archived)
# Gah!
didn't know about that lot!
fear_keyring
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:12, archived)
# pah
we can all remember the exact url of every single post on here. I am not impressed.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:13, archived)
# huh?
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:18, archived)
# It was a joke
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:34, archived)
# sure one of those
was actually nicked from the real neville
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:15, archived)
# The cereal one?
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:18, archived)
# yeah
actually, it'll be in the contest thing
although can't be arsed to check
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:20, archived)
# and
I,J, K, L, M, N, O and P
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:16, archived)
# everyone copies Neville at first
it's like a rite of passage here
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:37, archived)
# oh who cares?
seriously fucking hell

be what you want to be, do what you want to do
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:10, archived)
# emo
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:20, archived)
# emo
(, Sun 19 Jun 2005, 17:41, archived)
# I like that.
Woo!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:03, archived)
# i like that too
yay
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:04, archived)
# poor wogan :)
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:07, archived)
# haha nice
tj: i think i have found the funniest phobia ever
http://www.changethatsrightnow.com/problem_detail.asp?SDID=6481:1672
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:09, archived)
# hehe
"and sometimes even require the patient to be exposed repeatedly to their fear." Where do I sign up?
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:12, archived)
# hee hee
but i am confused...why, halfway down, does it start going on about the fear or flying?
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:13, archived)
# They're a bit lazy
They have practically the same text for every single phobia.
www.changethatsrightnow.com/problem_detail.asp?SDID=152:1352
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:20, archived)
# they would,
both those are fear of the cock.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:27, archived)
# ho ho!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:34, archived)
# This costs you promotions?
In what busienss?
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:23, archived)
# Porno industry?
Maybe?
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:40, archived)
# I like how none of these words appear in any dictionary.
Scientastic!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:48, archived)
# shortness of breath?


heheheh
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:17, archived)
# Wogan deserves it!
Wheres the source from? My sadistic side wants it...
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:38, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:51, archived)
# this is
far out!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:38, archived)
# Woo
I likes that
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:39, archived)
# Fluff!!
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(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:55, archived)
# weezil fluff!
awwww.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:00, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:00, archived)
# Yeee!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:01, archived)
# that's nice
fear_keyring
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:05, archived)
# He is a grumpy little shit
who poos everywhere.

But he makes for nice pictures.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:06, archived)
# Yay!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:01, archived)
# That is a. dorable
More of this rodent!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:12, archived)
# .
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:51, archived)
# BatWanks4All!!1
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:52, archived)
# I agree
but first
it's DANCING LEMUR TIME!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:53, archived)
# no dancing lemurs


but i do have a wanking meerkat
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:59, archived)
# I'm not sure he likes people watching him
*looks away*


*looks back*
fear_keyring
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:28, archived)
# Boo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!one hundred and eleventy

Batwanks for no-one!

Boo!

Batwanks for some, miniature American flags for others!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:05, archived)
# Nananananananana
BATWANK!

*POW*
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:01, archived)
# Batwanks
yes
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:13, archived)
[challenge entry] blind leading the blind

Sure plays a mean pinball though
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:49, archived)
# I never knew he was deaf!
Blind - yes!
Dumb - obviously!

I feel sorry for the dog - having to spend all and every day with that twunt!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:57, archived)
# nice work
have a noob woo!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:40, archived)
# There's something evil about Islington
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:44, archived)
# Aaaagh
teh quo!
*checks for pattern of disasters*
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:46, archived)
# New Labour all moved there....
!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:47, archived)
# Argh! teh pearoast!
afternoon all
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:50, archived)
# 'Ning/'noon Doctor!
:)
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:54, archived)
# argh
teh sorry!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:06, archived)
# there is a crime statistics thing oon google maps.....
chicagocrime.org or something like tht. I am sure it correlates.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:12, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:23, archived)
# *shakes hand*
Jolly well done sir
Fear_keyring
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:25, archived)
# Arf! A Diet Coke / screen interface!
always a winner!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:27, archived)
# class
*bookmarks gallery*
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:28, archived)
# they are all ace
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:00, archived)
# top form
woo
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:53, archived)
[challenge entry] always knew there was a connection...
(scuse for biggy)

(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:20, archived)
# Huzzah!
The mighty Clarkson - we bow down before thee!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:25, archived)
# beware!
clarkson is a flange!
woo pic
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:40, archived)
# yay for Clarkson,
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:52, archived)
# Arf!
Not far from the [Skoda] F[l]abia then?
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:56, archived)
# woo
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:01, archived)
# that
is brilliant! Saved.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:56, archived)
#

poo at this sort of thing
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:52, archived)
# You mean at some kind of weird women-torture in your spare time?
You just need to practise a bit.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:53, archived)
#
theres something deeply wrong with what you just said, I just cant put me finger on what though
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:56, archived)
# OH MY GOD YOUR TOENAILS ARE SO GRODY
/dances
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:53, archived)
# hehehe
toenails
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:55, archived)
# *toenails*
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:57, archived)
# It was like really embarrassing.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:57, archived)
# LIKE OH MY GOD!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:06, archived)
# like
totally

/bag those toenails, I'm sure
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:24, archived)
# gag me with a spoon?
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 16:16, archived)
# Some people like to call me chuck
it's charles and you are shit out of luck
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:57, archived)
# But I live in like a really good part of Encino, so it's okay.
Edit: Or was that not a Valley Girl quote?
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:00, archived)
# yes it was
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:06, archived)
# hehe
i like your cock
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:14, archived)
# Hey GMOS,
Have you seen this?
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:23, archived)
# pffft
that's cocking great
Fear_keyring
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:24, archived)
# thanks
I saw your packing foam made it to the newsletter. I was laughing very hard when I first read that ;^)
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:48, archived)
# oh, i don't know,
its kinda purdy.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:53, archived)
# Are you my mummy?
/woo
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:09, archived)
# oo nice style
and sorry for the tj but
http://www.changethatsrightnow.com/problem_detail.asp?SDID=2082:1932
this is a serious website
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:16, archived)
# Hahaha
outstanding.
This is also a good one:
www.changethatsrightnow.com/problem_detail.asp?SDID=6045:1856
"To add insult to an already distressing condition, most outer space phobia therapies take months or years and sometimes even require the patient to be exposed repeatedly to their fear."
Also, have you noticed how in the "how do we do it?" section they suddenly stop talking about fear of the Great Mole Rat and start talking about fear of flying instead?
edit: still enjoying this.
www.changethatsrightnow.com/problem_detail.asp?SDID=1752:1751
"At some point in your past, there was likely an event linking everything and emotional trauma."
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)
# ish
fooking luves yoush....

(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:46, archived)
# that's
a great mouth for giving teh hed
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:49, archived)
# ............No.
No, no, no, no, no.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:50, archived)
# oh yes
and indeed, if it spacks out, all the more for stimulating said member
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:52, archived)
# Not if it bites said member.
As previously stated: no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:53, archived)
# good point
*fetches pliers*
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:55, archived)
# How many 'no's do you need?
*fetches sledgehammer*

This is what you want.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:56, archived)
# blimey
someone likes them more bloodied than i do

*calls police*
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:57, archived)
# oooh me toooo
memememememememememe I want to shop* too, where is the original?






* not true, I am in work alone in the office, and need to whack off in the toilets to something
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:59, archived)
# .
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:01, archived)
# awww
that's not it, that's just a webcam of the toilet cubicle I was going to use!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:02, archived)
# possibly glasscock, but I dont care
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:49, archived)
# my god
i never realised before but they realy are ugly bastards
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:51, archived)
# It's so wrong but I find myself
yearning to buy one.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:51, archived)
#
"Current bid: £51.00 (Reserve not met)"

And 5 bids...
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:54, archived)
# I would
not...
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:51, archived)
# ha ha we
all saw it. And can only accept your first answer.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:54, archived)
# Or pay us each £1 to
keep quiet.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:54, archived)
# Hey!
There's no shame in no standards.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:55, archived)
# You feel a bit
me?
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:18, archived)
# Though saying that,
with a bag over her head she'd be alright.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:54, archived)
# I
pray I am never that drunk that such a problem ever raises its head :)
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:55, archived)
# I thought she'd died.

(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:54, archived)
#
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:55, archived)
# hahaha!
fucking hell...
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:55, archived)
# Its Alive
that means we can kill it
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 13:56, archived)
# OK. I'll use this giant's teaspoon.
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:05, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:01, archived)
# wots that glass doing on her left
thingy...

??

(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 14:21, archived)
# that
i would like to know
(, Sat 18 Jun 2005, 15:05, archived)

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