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# part one.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:32, archived)
# yay for snails!
edit: how rude of me
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:35, archived)
# I second that..
(Woo to the pic)
.

.
These are my 2 African Land Snails
.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:38, archived)
# yikes.
good eatin' on them snails
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:55, archived)
# salt tray ?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:43, archived)
# this shit is bananas, also NSFW
probably already been posted here, but have it anyway

dickcream.com/h/05/0404


ho ho
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:32, archived)
# Is that the one with the woman *spitting* a banana out of her arse
and someone trying to catch it? If so, please label it as NSFW.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:34, archived)
# yes it is.
very odd...
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:49, archived)
# ho ho indeed
but maybe an nsfw notice would be nice.

(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:34, archived)
# whoever works on a saturday deserves to get caught by their boss.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:40, archived)
# Hamtoucher.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Yeah, I know
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:30, archived)
# What,
that it's a redex?

/edit except of course that it isn't now, it's a monkey in a fez and everyone loves a chimp in red headgear.

Bah! and Woo!

(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:32, archived)
# It took me half the night and all this afternoon to make this*

*it's experimental
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:23, archived)
# thats rather nice
twould make a good flyer design!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:24, archived)
# Looks too much like a clipart mash for me tbh
Bloody things ruined me for such pictures.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:28, archived)
# yeah, i guess it's a bit crowded
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:30, archived)
# Oh, it's not that
It's just the general style is something I've been put off of by seeing so many poor attempts at it and general abuse of it. It's a damn good picture to anyone who just isn't as cynical as me. Like Brain May. Brian May rules!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:32, archived)
# Damnit, recognise the name of Brian May people!
Celebrate in his honour!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:41, archived)
# Well you all suck.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:48, archived)
# *raises hand*
"I like brian may*
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:08, archived)
# yay!
bubbles
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:25, archived)
# That is great!
I want it as a wallpaper!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:27, archived)
# post it
BIGGERNESS
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:29, archived)
# I made two of them,
it took about 20 minutes.

Mind you, SWMBO took 9 months to finish them off.

(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:29, archived)
# groovy.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:30, archived)
# I have worked 10 hours today so far...... today is a....
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:19, archived)
# I got DOMO a skateboard
He is not very good yet
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:19, archived)
# Hehe, that's ace.
The eyes are scary though.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:20, archived)
# *loves*
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:27, archived)
# Awww...he'll get better, I'm sure :)
I want to see you animate a kickflip to indy!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:27, archived)
# wow, thats fantastic!
WOO
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:27, archived)
# i have a new icon, and you get my new woo!


(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:29, archived)
# Topical...
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:19, archived)
# thats rather funny!
woop!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:20, archived)
[challenge entry] HSBC
Hamster Scares Big Cake

iwinulose



really bad prize to anyone who guesses who the cakes mouth and eyes belong to
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:18, archived)
# eddie izzard?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:21, archived)
# emma BUN-ton
AICMFP
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:21, archived)
# If i said
"oooh matron"
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:22, archived)
# kenneth williams
AICMFP Again!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:23, archived)
# UPVC whatnow?
?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:24, archived)
# And I Claim My Five Pounds
:)
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:27, archived)
# And i claim my five pounds
it means 'And I know I'm right' or similar
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:27, archived)
# AICMFP
"and i claim my five pounds"
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:28, archived)
# He sucks big cocks?
Hamsters still bomb cakes?

Dunno, give us another clue.

(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:31, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooOOOOoooo
beautiful though as always
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:14, archived)
# *cries*
:(
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:15, archived)
# aww
she melted in his arms
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:19, archived)
# that really is gorgeous!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:16, archived)
# wonderful
w/y/h
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:16, archived)
# Awww!
The poor cubey!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:17, archived)
# :o(
i was all smiley having just watched the jcb song, and now i'm sad again :o(
just like at the end of the snowman
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:18, archived)
# Ha!
funniest film ever. fact. twice!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:22, archived)
# ^^
This

(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:33, archived)
# wait
how did you get the ice-cube to float?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:27, archived)
# it wasn't easy
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:33, archived)
# beautiful!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:31, archived)
# This is a pearoast
I know this because it's my wallpaper :)
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Yummy

edit: fixed!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:11, archived)
# Makes sabies ream alright
I did the same, thought HSBC could be "hamster scares ballroom dancers"

whhooop yarr hula
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:20, archived)
# hehe
I decided to fix it...
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:21, archived)
# Lovely.
(, Sun 14 Aug 2005, 15:31, archived)
# .
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:09, archived)
# amazing!
w/y/d
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:10, archived)
# ahahahahaha
hahahahahahaha

Brilliant!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:10, archived)
# Pfft!
Top shop. Woo!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:10, archived)
# Arf!
Woo!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:11, archived)
# cracking post
w/y/h
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:13, archived)
# THAT
DESERVES FP!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:15, archived)
# It's like you've not even edited it.
Crackin'
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:32, archived)
# ...
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:05, archived)
# *subscribes*
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:07, archived)
# Someone with a hook hand
can't be evil.

*subscribes as well*
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:09, archived)
# I have collected together all the random pics
that PHP themselves onto my front page.

Some are nice: www.themanwhofellasleep.com/random_pic.htm
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:04, archived)
# Mmmm!
Gammon Pineapple Egg and Chips!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:05, archived)
# Is that
Ozzie Ardiles!?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:08, archived)
# Yes.
A hero of mine, in a strange way.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:09, archived)
# Furry muff
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:10, archived)
# some quality pics there mate
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:17, archived)
# well, if others are at the repost lark...
have one from a while back....



(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:02, archived)
# i want the source of her....
i have to erm err make some err well pics with erm that..... no fwapping.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:09, archived)
# nab it quick then....
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:12, archived)
# Moi lolita - Alizee
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:13, archived)
# *cough*
Lovely but a 1300K?????
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:31, archived)
# you have to apprciate quality
when it comes to pert young bottoms on french girls..

I'm of to the south of france tonight on holiday ! Woo me
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:44, archived)
# I fucking hate reposts!
But im a masochist so its ok if I do them

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:40, archived)
# did someone say reposts?

anyway - hello all!
edit: plus i cant handle your style - does that make me good or bad? :P
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:42, archived)
# Clearly he doesn't need any help
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:43, archived)
# of course he does!
there's obviously more people down there and they're going to get help one at a time!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:47, archived)
# Yay!
'noon TUTT!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:45, archived)
# and how are you?

plus.. is it too early to be drinking?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:46, archived)
# God No!
I am on my third can of Carling and am gonna get ready for the pub soon. However, that is assuming you havent left Roehapton to go to Las Vegas in which case it's be 6 50 am and that might be about 10 mins too early.

i'm good apart from the fing cricket being off :(

And you?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:51, archived)
# i'm off to a party later
which is nice - but i'm getting annoyed with Flash cause it won't do what i want it to. Usually after a couple of drinks my coursework gets a lot easier!

and the criket being off it CRAP! Bloody rain...
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:53, archived)
# oooooooof, HANGOVER!
Noon 'sushi, TUTT, sam, tweak and all! I know thius will cheer me up no end today - ya for you lot, and b3ta! *bums* :) x
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:55, archived)
# Oi! Get Back from me!
I havent lubed yet ;)

*lubes up*

Come on then Grey, give me what you got?

So was everything dandy at work after yesterday? I trust you arent there now though!?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:56, archived)
# I'll tell all in ten or so.
Right now I need to vacate the computer so my flatmate who bums frogs can check his frog-bumming emails.

Back in 5!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:01, archived)
# just the man..
we gotta get a Sheff/Northern bash sorted.You up for it?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:57, archived)
# fuck yes.
who? when? where? what? whither? whence? whyfore? wherein? and whatnot.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:00, archived)
# somewhere near teh station,
Howard or summat,in a coupla weeks or so
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:10, archived)
# ha ha
he just gets out and pisses off....

woo yay ms tea
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:46, archived)
# ta very much

are you going to any of the b3ta bashes?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:48, archived)
# nah,northhampton would be nice,but
i'm going to a siver wedding,I might try to organise a northern one though at some point
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:50, archived)
# aww that's a shame
sort of - depending on which was you look at it...
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:51, archived)
# i know what you mean
but they're good friends,i can't say,"sorry i can't make it but i've got to meet up with some people,i've met on the net" even though it would be more fun,not that the party won't be
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:55, archived)
# Is that the one at
the whephelant? When is that?

*thinks might go and see brother in northants*
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:57, archived)
# What?
Hmm?
What the fuck are you on about?

(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:42, archived)
# that's fucking amazing.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:54, archived)
# sorry
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:34, archived)
# Tho'se
Cerazy apostrophy's!

EDIT: Hurrah and woo all the same!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:36, archived)
# Fuck me.
That's what I get for not sleeping for 36 hours, and still being at work. 's

Hang on...
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:37, archived)
# your shirley?
\

edit: Gaah! I am turned into Comma!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:36, archived)
# Jesus fuck.
The "you're" with an apostrophe in it is short for "you are".
You want the POSSESSIVE "your", with no apostrophe and no E.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:37, archived)
# yup
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:37, archived)
# Haha!
I want one of those!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:38, archived)
# I want one of these
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:48, archived)
# Calm down dear!
I know. It's fixed. I'm sorry. I'm asleep.

I'm not thick you know. Promise.

/knows lots
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:38, archived)
# Thank you for fixing it,
as it is quite a chucklesome joke.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:39, archived)
# So...
Why still at work? It's bleedin' Saturday y'know.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:40, archived)
# Right.
So far this week, I've worked 4 12 hour night shifts, and now I'm on a 12 hour day shift, and have another one tomorrow. I couldn't sleep last night cos my body clock was telling me I had work to do, and I'd not gone to bed during the day for fear of not being able to sleep later. Which happened anyway.

(Actually, last night was ok, cos I finished Nicky Campbell's autobiog, which is actually very good)

/boring

EDIT: That'll teach you to ask questions...
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:43, archived)
# I know what you mean!
I just spoke to my mate and he's just about to start his second shift of the week! Lunatic!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:43, archived)
# you really hate that dont' you
i, bet you're punctuation ,is spot i'snt it love.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:39, archived)
# /slaps
just remember Shakespeare had 10 ways of spelling his name.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:41, archived)
# But Shakespeare was around before standardised English was invented.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:43, archived)
# standardised?


(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:45, archived)
# That's what I said.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:46, archived)
# Arf's
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:47, archived)
# that's what you zed
z
ninja bitch
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:48, archived)
# Zed's dead, baby.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:48, archived)
# your to young
to have seen pulp fiction,i'm tlleing on you..
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:52, archived)
# you're?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:53, archived)
# mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
sucker!!!!!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:01, archived)
# doh!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:07, archived)
# standardised?
/uk
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:45, archived)
# He died on his birthday, though.
What sort of learned cunt does than?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:44, archived)
# i was born on my birthday


(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:45, archived)
# That was good timing.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:47, archived)
# you are computer needs a spellchecker.
Good work.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:40, archived)
# In Paint?
I'm at work. See ^

But fanks!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:43, archived)
# Just kidding ;)
Well executed.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:44, archived)
# I was briefly pleased that you couldn't tell I'd had to paintmash it!
*blushes*
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:45, archived)
# aha...
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Not BA but pretty close...
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:32, archived)
# Quality!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:34, archived)
# so i assume that planes
standing still on the runway?
(, Sun 14 Aug 2005, 15:29, archived)
# Anti-Aspirin..


AICMFP
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:27, archived)
# So...
does it give you a headache?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:28, archived)
# No...
It stops the urge for bumloving.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Wildlife Wrestling Federation?
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:27, archived)
# haha
woo
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:27, archived)
# That Sir, is most..
Woo-tastic..
Woo-some..
Woo-yayhoupla.
Woo-yaydibnah..
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:29, archived)
# hahahaahahah
so cool. Go Panda!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:33, archived)
# FP IT..
That's gotta be a frontpage, surely!

BTW.. a thought.. Wouldn't the 'Woo-Yay Dibnahs' be a great name for a band?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:37, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:44, archived)
# hahaha
brilliant.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:50, archived)
# woo yay
the panda will still lose, it's all fixed.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:53, archived)
# Ace!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:13, archived)
# Hit him with a chair!
WITH A CHAIR!!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 15:21, archived)
# Quality stuff
you can see that panda really venting a lifetime of sexual frustartion
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:20, archived)
#
It got b3taed. :(
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 17:14, archived)
# pfft.
didn't even get to see the pic. boo!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 19:58, archived)
# now it's up on photobucket
which will probably be down soon too.

people, don't trust anyone with your images who calls themselves something that ends in "shack" or "bucket"!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 23:40, archived)
# check out
the size of that pandas ball sack!!!!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 20:45, archived)
# I have hosted a copy of your picture
to avoid the fronpage getting messed up when the photobucket bandwidth is exceeded again.

I'll delete it from my space once it's off the frontpage - you can edit the message back again then if you like.

I'd find a better host for future pics if I was you.
(, Sun 14 Aug 2005, 6:50, archived)
# Ta Mystery Bob
(, Sun 14 Aug 2005, 10:18, archived)
# Hammer lock!
 
Just brilliant.

woo!
(, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 1:58, archived)
# cool
its like an animated version of this...
(, Mon 15 Aug 2005, 10:23, archived)
# HOORAY FOR ME.........
.

.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:19, archived)
# I bet they were all shit, though.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:20, archived)
# all mine where
woo for 500
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:21, archived)
# you are very cynical
for a fifteen year old girl,missy!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:22, archived)
# I just think that post milestones are stupid.
It's quality that's important, not quantity.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:23, archived)
# that's cos all your posts,apart from the pics
are just rude comments,
err hang on ,
i'm taking b3ta too seriously,sorry luvvie,
carry on
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:25, archived)
# 15 eh?
hmm....

likes jelly babies....

(gets raincoat and large bag of pink jelly babies ... actually red ones, left out in the sun a bit...)


cough....

"hello little girl, would you like a sweetie?"


(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:27, archived)
# I'd love one, thank you.
I'd also like you to fondle my ripe young mimsy.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:28, archived)
# haha
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:30, archived)
# *hands over jelly babies
*tries to fondle

**takes photo for future "use"

***runs

(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:33, archived)
# You can be my first 'IGNORE'
And probably my last
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:25, archived)
# If you get offended by that,
then I'm surprised I wasn't on your ignore already.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:26, archived)
# Not offended...
just got no time for non-constructive criticism from a 'little girl'
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:28, archived)
# Aww.
But it was no less constructive than any of the other replies to your post.
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:29, archived)
# gosh,you really are nasty
i'm begining to like you,
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:29, archived)
# 500 fences
are you a landscape gardener?
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:20, archived)
# 49
10 time more than me
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:23, archived)
# Milestone
Should really of been a milestone I think
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:25, archived)
# See...
that's 51 for you already!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 14:26, archived)

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