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# Cooking with Carl

(Valefar So what?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:05, archived)
# Cocked it up again then...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:05, archived)
# for
oh...

4

edit:

lol!!!11!11

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:06, archived)
# oooh oooh oooh
cat on a hot tin roof!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:08, archived)
# Mr Chips hilariously furiously wanking himself off for the 18 millionth time
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:08, archived)
# Oh what a hilarious show that would be!
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:09, archived)
# Catchphrase!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)
# Since..
<pedant>..the graphics for Catchphrase were originally done on the Amiga a guru meditation error would have been better suited..</pedant>

;)
(teclo, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 21:55, archived)
# erm..
(mark has stripey socks, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:06, archived)
# Carl sure knows how to cook up a redex
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:07, archived)
# i'd give up if i were you
unless it's whale related.
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:08, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:58, archived)
# No. It's a WHALE.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:58, archived)
# WHO's THERE!?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:59, archived)
# How do you weigh a whale?
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:00, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:00, archived)
# At a whale weigh station
(Railway station)
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:01, archived)
# You know it's a quality joke
when you have to explain the pun in brackets.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:02, archived)
# ^ This ^
I just thought ... y'know .... for the less educated b3ta members ....
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:03, archived)
# appealing to the lowest b3ta denominator
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:03, archived)
# no
you fish it out of the Thames, chop it up into little bits and weigh each individual piece (you might wish to involve some friends at the is point because, depending on size of whale, it can be quite time consuming). you then simply add togther the individual weights of the pieces of whale and hey presto you have the total weight of aquatic mammal.
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:04, archived)
# Then release back into the Thames
and watch it swim away to happiness.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:06, archived)
# no, EAT IT.
nummies
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:09, archived)
# apparently they've already weighed it.
It says 7 tons on the bbc site. Why they didn't put it back out to sea after they weighed it I have no idea. cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:09, archived)
# With a harpoon with a grenade in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:01, archived)
# Whale meat again?
Don't know wheeeeerrreee, don't know whhheeeennn.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:02, archived)
# are you the same vanderhoff
that owns noah's arcade, home of the excellent gelatinous cube based game xantar?
(hot wee wee jefferson - the cystitis kid strange things are afoot at the circle K, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:03, archived)
# Yes.
Yes I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:04, archived)
# awesome
do you actually blow goats?
(hot wee wee jefferson - the cystitis kid strange things are afoot at the circle K, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:04, archived)
# no,
only whales.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:06, archived)
# TJ about Noah.
Did you know, that when he got off'f the arc, he had to burn one of each animal as a sacrifice to god? What does that tell you about animals today? And indeed Christianity?

In short, all animals are retards.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:05, archived)
# bum one of each animal?!
dirty fucker!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:06, archived)
# Pffft
I re-read it, and now that's all i can see.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:12, archived)
# At a
porpoiseweigh station?

Oh no, it's happened again.. :(
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:01, archived)
# DooOOOoo
YoooouuUUUuu speEEAAAaaak WhaaAAaale?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:00, archived)
# Nnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooo
So fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:01, archived)
# Hee hee hee
"Look! Over there! It's a shark!"

"That's not a shark, it's a whale!"
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:01, archived)
# Hahahaha!
best joke evar!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:02, archived)
# ...
joke?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:03, archived)
# *sighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:04, archived)
# Okay....
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:05, archived)
# WHAT SORT OF CHEESE DOESN'T BELONG TO YOU?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:04, archived)
# Nacho Cheese
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:05, archived)
# it's NACHO CHEESE, baby!
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

*thonk*
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:06, archived)
# Do you have to come from a very obscure part of the country
To pronounce that in a way that's amusing?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:07, archived)
# you have to say it like Shaft.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:08, archived)
# Whack-a-chick-a-whack-a-chick-a-whack-a-chick-a
SHAFT
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)
# but...
NACHO CHEESE is pronounced completely differently to SHAFT. and anyway, SHAFT wouldn't be a very amusing punchline.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:11, archived)
# ask the whale
GoInG fOr TeA
ZOMGZ!!1!!LOLLzOrZZ!11!!1!a.million!!11
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:01, archived)
# o m g itl's little watery black eyes!
%20
(itslickfloor, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:01, archived)
# What is it about fucking whales today?
Where did it originate?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:02, archived)
# London!
Up the Thames, innit.

Click.
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:03, archived)
# Oh my. I love whales.
That is such a cool story, i hope they rescue it ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:08, archived)
# Whatever you do, no matter how funny you think it is...
don't shop it!
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)
# Don't fear, i can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:16, archived)
# I love Whales
best of all the animals
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:11, archived)
# somewhere off norway i think
(mark has stripey socks, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:03, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:05, archived)
# hahahahahah
mos def this
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:10, archived)
# yes
that is all
(wormald, Thu 26 Jan 2006, 20:25, archived)
# I've decided Scousers are aliens

after some damn weird conversations today with them
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:57, archived)
# BEWARE
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:58, archived)
# watch it
im scouse
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:58, archived)
# should of guessed....
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:59, archived)
# ay laaa
calm down calm down
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:03, archived)
# *nuts*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:05, archived)
#
http://www.b3ta.com/board/5565380
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:59, archived)
# As
am I.
(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)
# I've decided Scousers are whales.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:59, archived)
#

May he rest in peace, the brilliant bastard.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:55, archived)
# hehehe
(Londingham ., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:56, archived)
# Is that the name of the whale?
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:58, archived)
# He almost looks like a WHALE
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:59, archived)
# Oh my god.
I had no idea until now.

I will comemmorate with beer and soul.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:58, archived)
# I'm replying to this post
so that when I hit F5, my page doesn't start at my last post which is a long way down the board.
(Dooley, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:58, archived)
# i am replying to this post for the same reason
(mark has stripey socks, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:00, archived)
# I am also not replying.
I have just found out that I am a fearful little man. I am not free. I cower from those who criticize me.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:17, archived)
# 'nin all
sign10.jpg

sorry but was bored of whales and enjoyed the fp pic alot
(hot wee wee jefferson - the cystitis kid strange things are afoot at the circle K, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:47, archived)
# all i see there
is a half goatse.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:49, archived)
# that reply's just half-arsed...
(Londingham ., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:50, archived)
# sod this
im going to play counter strike.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:51, archived)
# Going to the local shop and banging on the counter?
(Londingham ., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:52, archived)
# Hahahaha!
best game ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:53, archived)
# haha!
.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:53, archived)
# replies like this
make my whole week
(hot wee wee jefferson - the cystitis kid strange things are afoot at the circle K, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:51, archived)
# that's because you assume too much
.

edit: was it that ambiguous?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:52, archived)
# either your punning too
or you just dont get it. im unsure as to which

edit: nope your just being a cockerel. read it out loud. it was a poor arse-related pun, not a sarcastic assumption that people would like it.
(hot wee wee jefferson - the cystitis kid strange things are afoot at the circle K, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:53, archived)
# doh :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:58, archived)
# you're over 'butt'ering the matter
.


that better? huh?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:59, archived)
# yes thankyou please
didnt mean to be anal
(hot wee wee jefferson - the cystitis kid strange things are afoot at the circle K, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:00, archived)
# I'm off to watch Charlie and the Chocolate Factory*



*lies
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:03, archived)
# you're all whales
dog
(I helped save b3ta! darth munki is flipping livid, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
# That's no dog
that's a whale shark, the largest known fish. It reaches 15 m in length, and may reach 18 m or more. Its weight can exceed 10 tons. This creature ranges all tropical waters, and infrequently strays into temperate ones. It is mainly solitary in nature, and, despite its impressive appearance, it is harmless to humans. Scuba divers and underwater swimmers have clambered unmolested over its body.

The whale shark feeds chiefly on plankton, but also consumes sardines and anchovies.

Western Australia is privileged to be the only place in the world known to be visited by the mysterious whale shark on a regular basis.

Each year, just days after the mass spawning of corals on the Ningaloo Reef (near Exmouth) in March and April, whale sharks appear in the waters along the front of the reef, remaining for up to a month. It is thought that they come to feed on an explosion of marine life that feeds on the coral spawn.

Most of these visiting whale sharks are immature males. It remains an intriguing puzzle why this particular section of the population visits our coast.

Whale sharks will grow to over 12 metres in length, which is about the size of a large bus. These gentle ocean giants are often confused with whales because of their large size and feeding habits. They are, however, sharks, albeit the least fearsome of this group, and their closest relatives are the nurse and wobbegong sharks.

Whale sharks are not aggressive, and like the second largest of all sharks - the slightly smaller basking shark - cruise the oceans feeding on concentrations of zooplankton, small fish and squid. The whale shark's mouth contains 300 rows of tiny teeth, but ironically, they neither chew nor bite their food.

Instead, the sharks use a fine mesh of rakers attached to their gills to strain food from the water. These rakers are functionally similar to the baleen plates possessed by many whales.

Biologists have speculated that whale sharks feed by literally vacuuming food from the water. However, researchers at Ningaloo have observed that the sharks usually feed by actively swimming through a mass of zooplankton or small fish with their mouths wide open. Whale sharks have also been observed to hang vertically in the water and feed by sucking water into their mouths.

Very little is known about the reproduction of whale sharks, most information coming from a single egg found in the Gulf of Mexico. It is thought that the young develop in egg cases that are retained in the mother's body until hatching. Despite their large adult size, whale sharks are very small at birth, probably 40 to 50 centimetres.

Whale sharks occur worldwide in tropical and temperate seas and are thought to be highly migratory. However, there is little information currently available on this aspect of their behaviour.


sorry... w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:45, archived)
# GEEK!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:46, archived)
# blame the duke of prunes!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:47, archived)
# god damn Masons!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:50, archived)
# I think you meant
god damn whales!!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:53, archived)
# they've snuck in everywhere
and nobody noticed!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:56, archived)
# The board's been taken over by cetaceans!
run for your lives! quick! man the harpoons!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:00, archived)
# And I thought that the government had a list of all dogs
that absolutely prevented them from entering schools.

I'm writing to my MP.
(Londingham ., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:45, archived)
# haha
someone phone the daily mail!

or the daily male.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:47, archived)
# or the daily whale
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:24, archived)
# ^--that
amuses ussssss.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:49, archived)
# *whails*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:45, archived)
# Less Dog
More Whale.


/inverted post
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:45, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:46, archived)
# hahahaha
everyone remembers the day the dog ran into the playground
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:46, archived)
# what is it with london today?
control your bloody animals.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:48, archived)
# Doogy!
Woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:58, archived)
# lolz
(Oldbean! Hiro is my Hero!!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:36, archived)
# wizard
bean
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:37, archived)
# Nobber.
(Marwood, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:37, archived)
# I'm inclined to agree with you on this.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:40, archived)
# i like how you all call me names
in an attempt at hiding your rampant lust for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)
# so 4rthur is still down then
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:42, archived)
# No,
It's been working fine since this afternoon.
(Marwood, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:43, archived)
# yeah
they're just here because they like you
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
# ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
# it is.
but seeing as how i've been donating to b3ta for three and half years, i feel, well, entitled to post on here.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
# haha
i didn't mean that. i meant the sand goblin lust style conversations are normally reserved for 4rthur.
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:45, archived)
# it'll only be another hour before he gets it out.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:45, archived)
# just you wait!
*thrusts*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:46, archived)
# we have been discussing this, and we think you should
get the Megabus to London tomorrow and drink cocktails with us. i haven't seen you for nearly THREE WEEKS.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:48, archived)
# no we haven't
you just announced that you were going to try and force him to come to London for a laugh, I just said "muh?"
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:49, archived)
# it's a good idea on many levels.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:50, archived)
# piss up, i have to see a shrink on monday,
i don't want you to affect how that goes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:54, archived)
# it can only have a positive effect.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:56, archived)
# it's actually almost tempting.
god i hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:58, archived)
# we're making cocktails.
it will be not only classy but also sophisticated.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:03, archived)
# i'll wear my special suit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:16, archived)
# I'm never going to London again.
Apart from briefly, in three weeks time, probably.

But apart from that, never again. Bad things happen to me there.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:51, archived)
# rubbish. you're coming to our leaving party.
we're going to smash up bongo's bedroom and have a bonfire.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:53, archived)
# you're coming to see me aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:53, archived)
# *buys flowers*
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:54, archived)
# I think everyone involved
will safely say that New Years Eve and going there was the worst idea ever that anyone has ever had.
(Marwood, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:54, archived)
# tish and pish.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:55, archived)
# i liked our "alone time" in the bedroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:55, archived)
# WHY WAS I NOT INVITED?
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:57, archived)
# YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:59, archived)
# I hated every minute
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:58, archived)
# meh?
me and gibbon are always here, sexing the place up a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
# I HEREBY PROCLAIM THIS DAY TO BE SEXY FRIDAY.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:45, archived)
# Well, I AM here afterall.



(DMQOB, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:47, archived)
# QUADROPHONIC SEXATHON!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:49, archived)
# THANK GOD!
(I helped save b3ta! 100% kitten better than ever, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:51, archived)
# and
the place is better for it
(I helped save b3ta! oodle doodle, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:45, archived)
# Whizzler
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)
# what?? no whale?!??
(mark has stripey socks, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:40, archived)
# yay!
(Mr Tugglesnupps, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:42, archived)
# oh tugglesnupps!
when will you learn!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
# it is us that need to learn.
not mr tugglesnupps.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:50, archived)
# he must teach us.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:56, archived)
# An unshopped photograph of Billy Connoly
that is all.
(Londingham ., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:40, archived)
# hahahaha
i love that guy
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)
# that is wizard
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)
# you are such a boring, worthless human being.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)
# this!
.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:54, archived)
# I think you meant that to look like THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)
# pfffft
(Londingham ., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:42, archived)
# SURELY BEEEEENDUN???!?!??!

must've been done liek
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:34, archived)
# get the fuck away from me
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:34, archived)
# This ^
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:35, archived)
# ^^and this
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:36, archived)
# ^^^^
this times 10
(waxdart hello., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:34, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5565109
(Londingham ., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:35, archived)
# you asked for it
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:35, archived)
# BIGGGAAAARRRRRRRRRR!
(Londingham ., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:36, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! spoodie. - www.5punk.co.uk -, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:44, archived)
# *ahem*

(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)
# yeah
the .25k extra completely destroy my download speed
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:39, archived)
# says
size: no available


on mine


maybe its bigger than the moon
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)
# says 50.25k on mine
try saving it to desktop then looking at the filesize
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:42, archived)
# SHHHHAAAAARRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:49, archived)
# I fucking know
its my mad irony skillooooooooooooorzzzz!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:57, archived)
# I kinda guessed
but I couldn't resist!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:19, archived)
# thats a whale shark
a type of shark not awhale.
(I helped save b3ta! handd The World Will End On, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:44, archived)
# .
Bandwagonwidth exceeded.

***'SPLOSION***

Now fuck off.
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:36, archived)
# surely the strike through should be on the 'width'
?
(mark has stripey socks, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:37, archived)
# AUCY5P
.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:41, archived)
# i've never understood 'cool' speak
this is no exception
(mark has stripey socks, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:43, archived)
# Ha it's about as cool as your mums arse on a heated cushion
it means 'and you collect your five pounds'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:48, archived)
# when you say my mums arse i presume you're refering to your face
AFG55FGFS!¬!!
(mark has stripey socks, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:51, archived)
# whale
whale whale whalewh alew ha lewhalew halew hal ewhale.
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:36, archived)
# stupid whale....

spunking on tup bandwagon...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:46, archived)
# erm...
www.b3ta.com/board/5565234
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:57, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
it's a WHALE!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:39, archived)
# i think he's lost
(I helped save b3ta! we interrupt the programme when your back is turned on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:32, archived)
# that's neither the thames
nor a whale.

HUZZAH!
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:33, archived)
# very nice
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:34, archived)
# AMAZING!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:35, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:35, archived)
# AWWWW!
lully
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:36, archived)
# Lovely.
Almost looks like a...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)
# Very nice.
Bravo!
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:30, archived)
# looks like a fucking whale
to me
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:30, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:31, archived)
# ^that^
Any b3tans seen Botty yet?

(And can't they just send for a Pilot Whale?)
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:33, archived)
# Please don't tell me they've called it 'Botty'
*bangs head against wall*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:38, archived)
# Nope
I just did. And I just got my first sucker...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:39, archived)
# hahaha!
let's spread the word!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:43, archived)
# ^ This ^
What is it about fucking whales today?
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:00, archived)
# then it can fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:32, archived)
# Also ^ This ^
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:00, archived)
# Its prettily coloured *and* informative
*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:31, archived)
# BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
That's cocking ace, but WHERE'S the whale?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:35, archived)
# here
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
that's better!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:37, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!


Have a banana

/hands over a banana
(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:33, archived)
# you're slipping you know
something you posted yesterday had pretty effective shading. try drawing with your feet.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:34, archived)
# i was trying yesterday.
now this, this is modern art.
trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:39, archived)
# I'll trust you
until you stand behind me
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:40, archived)
# looks like a helicopter allright
LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Clickpiss, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:47, archived)
# for fuck's sake
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:28, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5565180
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:28, archived)
# i hope it dies
after THIS band wagon its caused
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:30, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:31, archived)
# you sir
are very smelly
(mark has stripey socks, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:35, archived)
# ive gone from amazingly happy
to pissed off

because of these shitty whale posts
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:36, archived)
# I'm sick
of people saying they're sick of whales.

Edit: BIGGER!
(2P4E nil admirari, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:29, archived)
# I'm sick
of people saying they're sick of people saying they're sick of whales
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:30, archived)
# I'm sick
because i'm stuffed with whale blubber
(2P4E nil admirari, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:31, archived)
# 3 fucking whale posts in a row!!!
FUCK OFF!!! FUCKING WHALES!!


wheres sexy flowerpot and her ACRO CHALLANGE?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:29, archived)
# BATMAN!


this is my new agreement terminology term thing
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:29, archived)
# Fucking liar.
You love them, or else you wouldnt have posted a picture of one.
(Marwood, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:29, archived)
# ...
www.b3ta.com/board/5565194
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:30, archived)
# That's a whale shark not a whale.
They only appear in the severn.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:29, archived)
# ssshhh!!
its a secret
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:31, archived)
# Isn't that
a shark?
(I helped save b3ta! Strawberry Dragon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:29, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5565209
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:31, archived)
# AND FOREVER MORE,
JANUARY THE 20TH WILL BE KNOWN AS

******WHALE DAY******

ALL HAIL THE WHALE
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:30, archived)
# Hurray!
*hails*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:30, archived)
# It's my mums birthday tomorrow.
She'll be very disappointed that it's being overshadowed by a whale*.


*not literally

(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:32, archived)
# my mum's birthday
is on talk like a pirate day
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:34, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5565206
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:36, archived)
# what whale?
where?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:32, archived)
# That's no whale
that's a whale shark, the largest known fish. It reaches 15 m in length, and may reach 18 m or more. Its weight can exceed 10 tons. This creature ranges all tropical waters, and infrequently strays into temperate ones. It is mainly solitary in nature, and, despite its impressive appearance, it is harmless to humans. Scuba divers and underwater swimmers have clambered unmolested over its body.

The whale shark feeds chiefly on plankton, but also consumes sardines and anchovies.

Western Australia is privileged to be the only place in the world known to be visited by the mysterious whale shark on a regular basis.

Each year, just days after the mass spawning of corals on the Ningaloo Reef (near Exmouth) in March and April, whale sharks appear in the waters along the front of the reef, remaining for up to a month. It is thought that they come to feed on an explosion of marine life that feeds on the coral spawn.

Most of these visiting whale sharks are immature males. It remains an intriguing puzzle why this particular section of the population visits the coast.

Whale sharks will grow to over 12 metres in length, which is about the size of a large bus. These gentle ocean giants are often confused with whales because of their large size and feeding habits. They are, however, sharks, albeit the least fearsome of this group, and their closest relatives are the nurse and wobbegong sharks.

Whale sharks are not aggressive, and like the second largest of all sharks - the slightly smaller basking shark - cruise the oceans feeding on concentrations of zooplankton, small fish and squid. The whale shark's mouth contains 300 rows of tiny teeth, but ironically, they neither chew nor bite their food.

Instead, the sharks use a fine mesh of rakers attached to their gills to strain food from the water. These rakers are functionally similar to the baleen plates possessed by many whales.

Biologists have speculated that whale sharks feed by literally vacuuming food from the water. However, researchers at Ningaloo have observed that the sharks usually feed by actively swimming through a mass of zooplankton or small fish with their mouths wide open. Whale sharks have also been observed to hang vertically in the water and feed by sucking water into their mouths.

Very little is known about the reproduction of whale sharks, most information coming from a single egg found in the Gulf of Mexico. It is thought that the young develop in egg cases that are retained in the mother's body until hatching. Despite their large adult size, whale sharks are very small at birth, probably 40 to 50 centimetres.

Whale sharks occur worldwide in tropical and temperate seas and are thought to be highly migratory. However, there is little information currently available on this aspect of their behaviour.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:35, archived)
# quiet you!
www.b3ta.com/board/5565209
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:36, archived)
# Ssshhh!
edit: you big knob!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:36, archived)
# hahahaha!
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:45, archived)
# Wrong
the islands off honduras are also regularly visited, not just australia
(I helped save b3ta! ProfHawking Lalalalala BANG!! Run! dammit, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:44, archived)
# hold the front page!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:27, archived)
# well
I for one hope it gets out safely...
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:28, archived)
# no,
it's in the THAMES.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:28, archived)
# pffffft
(Londingham ., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:29, archived)
# not another fucking whale post!
:) heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:31, archived)
# Whale
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:19, archived)
# Badum-tsch
(Londingham ., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:21, archived)
#
(Londingham ., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:21, archived)
# wtf
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:21, archived)
# WTF?!?!
ROFFLE!!!11
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:22, archived)
# ZOMG!!!! WTF????
wheres that "swan wtf omfg" pic when you need it
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:23, archived)
# You are Cubert Farnsworth AICMFP
(Londingham ., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:24, archived)
# <insert l337 comment here>
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:26, archived)
# He actually looks like me,
circa 1993.

There is no doubt a great future ahead of him.
(Marwood, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:31, archived)
# hopefully he won't be such a mincer
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:32, archived)
# or an utter twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:33, archived)
# Inspired.
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 20:18, archived)
# What on earth?
Thats proposterouis!
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 21:09, archived)
# Yes,
but soon you'll ROT! Hahahahahaha!

Stupid cetaceans.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:22, archived)
# you maniac.


(DMQOB, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:23, archived)
# That pic was what inspired me
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:24, archived)
# oh fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:22, archived)
# s'it nice?

(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:25, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:26, archived)
# fucking hell
.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:31, archived)
# i'm being confused
by a jamie oliver lookalike, someone help.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:26, archived)
# ha ha!
the added texture makes it
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:27, archived)
# what i was saying about this band wagon earlier
no longer stands
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:26, archived)
# hahaha!
but that was to MY pic ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:34, archived)
# In the wild, they milk themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:18, archived)
# hahaha
just need some animal pron now!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:19, archived)
# will this do?


s'not mine by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:30, archived)
# who first looked at those and said
"ill drink the first thing that comes out"?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:19, archived)
# ha ha!
Baffles me too. May well have been the same person as first looked at a pile of sand and said "I know! I'll turn it into a glass to drink that stuff out of!"

(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:24, archived)
# Probably a calf
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:24, archived)
# ^this^
he's def doing sports science
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:28, archived)
# Hmm
*Giggle like a girl*
I did.


Woooo
(waxdart hello., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:19, archived)
# hahahaha
very good
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:20, archived)
# Beastiality?
Ewwww
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:20, archived)
# Woo
Now is that a fwap or a diddle?
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:20, archived)
# The filthy beast
it'll go blind if it keeps that up
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:30, archived)
# FAKE!

cheers indie singer
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:17, archived)
# Augh fuck I feel sick
all day long!

same shit
(waxdart hello., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:18, archived)
# I had this on my mind...
...but couldn't be arsed.

Very woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:18, archived)
# Nope. It's definitely real.


(I helped save b3ta! Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:19, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:20, archived)
# i never seen this before
Have an entirely fresh WOO!
for astounding effort and hummus
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:29, archived)
# Holy Frickin' Woo
Never saw that one!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:12, archived)
# Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:13, archived)
# Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:13, archived)
# how sad


edit: ooh! guess what, I've just found out from my last uni and I've gotten in everywhere I applied. Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:14, archived)
# congrats!
i gotta take out a £20,000 loan to cover my fees
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:16, archived)
# greedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:16, archived)
# Isn't that going
to make it a bit difficult to attend all the classes?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:17, archived)
# Nah,
She'll use her Funtastic Magical Pony Powers!

Congrats FPM!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:19, archived)
# well
I know, I know, I'm a slacker, but I only plan on attending one of them :P
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:20, archived)
# *tisk*
slacker
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:22, archived)
# well
as it's Oxford they probably won't let me slack too much.
(I helped save b3ta! Funtastic Pony Magic, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:23, archived)
# Meh!
lazy bleddy students!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:23, archived)
# Congratulations!
here, have a pound to aid you in your studies:

£1

Don't spend it all on beer like what I did when I was a student.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:18, archived)
# back then you could get 4 pints for a pound!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:19, archived)
# You can still get 4 pints* for a pound
*of tap water
(Londingham ., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:20, archived)
# Those were the days
and you could get a chipper dinner and a taxi home afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:23, archived)
# proper braw!
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:24, archived)
# The legion or the masons are the places to drink these days
especially during the happy hours
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:28, archived)
# arrrrrrrrrgh!
not another mormon mason!
you secretly run the board
monitoring 24/7
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:30, archived)
# Masons is braw
we secretly run everything. I'm going to an event next Saturday, what feast we'll be having
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:33, archived)
# *crys*
www.b3ta.com/board/5565104
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:20, archived)
# Bloody hell!
you should study in Scotland, at least you'll only come away in about £6000 in debt.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:22, archived)
# It will be worth every penny
when you learn how to spell properly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:22, archived)
# heh heh!
he must be doing "sports science" :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:23, archived)
# if you wasn't so ugly
i'd of suggested you start whoring your arse out
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:22, archived)
# watch it you
you not much of a looker yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:32, archived)
# go suck a fuck!
no wait!
my chinese has arrived!
byeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:33, archived)
# Well
I think we just found a standard.
(waxdart hello., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:14, archived)
# purple bawbag
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:15, archived)
# Did you want a whale dottie?
(DMQOB, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:17, archived)
# needs more
london
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:18, archived)
# no bridge
no chopper!
pink or other wise.

must be real.
(waxdart hello., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:19, archived)
# hehehe
you said chopper
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:21, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:19, archived)
# you utter, utter, paedophile.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:27, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha.
right. that's it. i'm off to break into london zoo.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:01, archived)
# EMO!
BATMAN!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:03, archived)
# *calls Mugatu*
looks like his sort of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:03, archived)
# I've heard he LOVES emos
and all emo-related products
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:04, archived)
# he's the only Emo in the village!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:08, archived)
# nice idea
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:14, archived)
# here! *waves*
Right...i'm off again now. byeee
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:21, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:03, archived)
# EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:05, archived)
# A Rod inside is nice
so I'm told.
(waxdart hello., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:07, archived)
# roflz!
Ace.
(Dooley, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:07, archived)
# is that GmOS?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:08, archived)
# I think it is
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:20, archived)
# HAHA great minds......
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:09, archived)
# I see a little silhouetto of a man.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:09, archived)
# *points*
www.b3ta.com/board/5565061
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:15, archived)
# emooooooooooooo?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:12, archived)
#
(Londingham ., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:04, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
*saves*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:05, archived)
# What a rare turd
in your hand.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:07, archived)
# Thats a good chat up line
I may try that.
(waxdart hello., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:11, archived)
# hahaha!
that looks disturbingly real!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:05, archived)
# That reminds me.....
I was supposed to stand in for a sound engineer mate tonight at a local "charidy gig" with about 8 bands (mostly emo/death metal types) but the council stopped it, coz last year the emo's and metal heads kicked off...

strange as it may seem, the emo's won....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:06, archived)
# Nice story. Actually...
I'm not that surprised

Go Emo's! hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:09, archived)
# that's not a real b3ta post
no whale
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:07, archived)
# Why hasn't anyone done the "real pic"
but with a whale yet?
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:09, archived)
# because whales
are for homos.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:09, archived)
# they have
they've been all over b3ta today
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:09, archived)
# it would probably be the funniest thing that had ever existed ever
and i would die
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:10, archived)
# No, the funniest thing ever would be
Teh real Quo visiting the site of a recent disaster...
(Londingham ., Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:14, archived)
# if someone does
I'm blaming you
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:13, archived)
# TGA did it earlier while it was still funny.
glassco.cx it, it was good.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 20 Jan 2006, 19:16, archived)

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