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i was watching the countdowns today

and the most odd thing did come about... i managed to record a bit, so you can know what i mean

http://www.monkeyspoon.co.uk/thecuntdownsthe2.wmv

/edit - 100% of all the facts

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ygolyhuop; jkb;vi, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:00, archived)

hahahahah

that is fecking ace!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:02, archived)

the sound on that film

appears garbled

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:02, archived)

^ this

im confused

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Just Flange, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:04, archived)

what appears

wrong with it? shap oop neep

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ygolyhuop; jkb;vi, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:05, archived)

is it supposed to be like that?

you should stick it on youtube and post it inline on www.b3ta.com/links

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Just Flange, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:07, archived)

but sir brian clefton

wnated to me to post the toast, as i live on the coast

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ygolyhuop; jkb;vi, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:08, archived)

it's possibly the screaming

and the talking backwards.

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Nonny Mouse. -- Scared as a Shitting Scorpion, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:08, archived)

What the shuddering fuck?

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:04, archived)

Pump ourselves full of magic monkey juice, and take a trip to spaceland.

He's got spliff smoke coming out of his drug end, and there's someone over there smoking a crack.

No thanks, I don't use the horse.

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moogman, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:10, archived)

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mutated monty, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:06, archived)

you know the score

im glad there's at least one person

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ygolyhuop; jkb;vi, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:08, archived)

wong

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moogman, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:12, archived)

Shit, but I'm posting it anyway. And I couldn't find a way to represent killing old people and gay marriage.

Is it possible to inventorise how many Dutch b3tans there are? For various nefarious purposes.

(Pelle ghola, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:56, archived)

Lies!

We do not wear shorts.

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:57, archived)

Those aren't shorts.

They're normal trousers. We're just to tall to fit in them!

Not me though, I'm shorter than average. Bastard tall motherfucking fellow countrymen.

(Pelle ghola, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:59, archived)

Did you know

that the Dutch are actually the tallest nation on the planet?

100% real fact.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:00, archived)

O RLY?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:02, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:03, archived)

YA RLY!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height#Average_adult_height_around_the_world

Well, I'll be hornswoggled.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:07, archived)

Thangyaverymush.

*Bows*

I'm here all night.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:08, archived)

why are the Netherlands

represented in that graph twice?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:09, archived)

indeed bizarre

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:11, archived)

It's obvious!

It's because t_{hey f_{actor in t_{he ot_{her ways of_{doing etc. etc. If you've copied and pasted this to read it, you're very, very gay. And you must reply to this message with, "You're a very clever person, IndieSinger, I admire you greatly."}}}}}

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:13, archived)

You're a very clever person, IndieSinger, I admire you greatly

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:15, archived)

Aw, thanks.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:18, archived)

Hmm

Interesting technique.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:13, archived)

So's the US

sneaky

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abandonnship, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:17, archived)

and Sweden

tssssk

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:18, archived)

O RLY?

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:10, archived)

Hahaha!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:13, archived)

Yes, it's an airport...

in france...
I knew that...
look... www.b3ta.com/board/5664253#post5664313

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:15, archived)

ah, the learning experience that is b3ta :)

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:20, archived)

The O RLY

bird gets the worm?

(cox2inhibitor, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:14, archived)

I know.

Men between 18-24 are on average 1.84m.

I'm only 1.80....

(Pelle ghola, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:02, archived)

Yes, 1.84 miles.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:03, archived)

I'm somewhere around that height

but I've got an oddly-shaped thin body. I walk like I was stretched out too far one time.

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:05, archived)

Did you know

that if you stretched out your large instestine and put it along side your small intestine, you would die.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:06, archived)

I think you would be dead

before you reached your intestines.

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:07, archived)

I'm taller than that

but all my friends are even a lot taller than I am

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:07, archived)

and 95% of the Dutch population under 50 years of age speaks English.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:03, archived)

And

94% of the world's population does not speak English as their first language and 75% do not speak English at all.

Real facts, from CILT.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:05, archived)

BANG!!!

and the language is gone!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:07, archived)

BANG!

Language gone is, hmm?

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:08, archived)

Ahhh

a typo!
So sorry!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:11, archived)

Hehe I never thought of that!

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:08, archived)

Shorts are pants...

Pants are trousers...
wtf is that all about?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:59, archived)

I do

always

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:00, archived)

At 5 degrees C?

Your package must be frosty.

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:00, archived)

that statement

may have contained traces of lie

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:02, archived)

I don't think it's shit!

Eigenlijk denk ik dat het heel mooi is.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:58, archived)

nice and original, thank you Pelle.

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:59, archived)

Hahaha

/was going to do something similar in the morning, but has to think of something new now

/edit: add some XTC pills :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:59, archived)

Do the euthanasia and gay marriage and fingers in dykes part.

Stuffing old people in dykes with your gay husband!

(Pelle ghola, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:01, archived)

Dead gay husband ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:02, archived)

I don't understand your statement but then again I'm thick

The drawing is nicely done though!!

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:01, archived)

..and bicycles.

..and those funny little hats.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:01, archived)

what hats are you referring to?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:02, archived)

two hats?

/runs

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:04, archived)

/tackles

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:05, archived)

funny little hats?

these ones? members.virtualtourist.com/m/p/m/109e12/

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:03, archived)

Phoarrr!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:05, archived)

Zeeuws Meisje?

Wel Zeeuws, meisje valt te bezien.

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:06, archived)

don't forget...

we kill babies too.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:02, archived)

almost forgot

have yet to reach my quota for today

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:06, archived)

Yay!

Eindhoven represent!

Eigenlijk Soest(bij Utrecht), maar je moet ergens studeren hè?

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DaSchop gippie, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:34, archived)

Yes!

I am here in The Hague, where the queen (the real one, not the man with the latex shorts) lives in a ginormous windmill. Every sunday we dance around it, and in the winter, children are allowed to put their wooden shoes in front of her door, and she (herself!) pour hot cocoa in them. After haveing killed babies and old people we put our fingers in dykes and go to spend the weekend in Berlin, Paris or Reykyavik, where of course we know the Schultz family because it's so small here everyone knows fucking everyone. Oh yes, and incest too.

(Dr Slurkie Slurkie, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 6:13, archived)

Hahaha

I say animate this

ANIMATE IT HARD!

and then compo it

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 8:43, archived)

no wonder...

there are no teams from the middle east in the winter olympics

They're all crap

(pdjpdj, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:53, archived)

Haha

I remember this skier from Ethiopia who practiced on the beach ;)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:55, archived)

Hmmm.....

Poverty stricken Ethiopians,eh?
But he can afford a pair of fucking skis?
Priorities!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:58, archived)

he can use

a couple of his friends for the poles

(pdjpdj, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:59, archived)

OOF!!!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:01, archived)

yankee map?

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:52, archived)

umm...

Can next week's competition be about how the British view the world?

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:55, archived)

Far, far superior.

16,200,000 for british know nothing about the rest of the world. (0.31 seconds)

36,500,000 for americans know nothing about the rest of the world. (0.40 seconds)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:58, archived)

see, there's the inherent problem

You would find people who know little about the rest of the world in EVERY country, or have the wrong idea.

It's a bit of a screw... It's not a BAD challenge, but rather, a real challenge per se.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:21, archived)

That's too easy....

we view the rest of the world the same way you view an old car that you once owned, or maybe old clothes you gave to charity.

(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:00, archived)

pffft

(mymindisbroken no really, it is., Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:12, archived)

I've always thought a good question would be

Pokemon Parodies! Such as, and this is crude, Electrokarp

Drowns when out of water, electrocutes itself to death when in water!

... I thought it was good anyway.

That's not even a question.

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:22, archived)

Not exactly

an original idea.

(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:56, archived)

hahahaha thats quite good for a paintmash

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Just Flange, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:57, archived)

There isn't anything wrong with with paint mashing, says I...

...and this guy agrees with me.

(tero if I had a website, this is where I would plug it, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:03, archived)

hahaha thats fuckin' cool

www.b3ta.com/board/5690657

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Just Flange, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:06, archived)

fact level: 100%

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parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:50, archived)

Hahaha

should read London, England

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:51, archived)

true

LONDON, England (near Paris)

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parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:52, archived)

I remember a (QotW?) story

about some Merkin tourists who thought they could see the Eiffel Tower from their London hotel window.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:54, archived)

twats

didn't they realise that was probably Blackpool.

(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:58, archived)

feckin' hell you'd be doin well to see the other side of the street in london

/smog

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Just Flange, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:00, archived)

don't say that

the chimmney sweeps will go on strike

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:01, archived)

Hehe

that's ace!

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:51, archived)

How the yanks think we pop down to our local convienience store...

(A very old repost from the 'If Films Were Real-Life' competition but it kinda works for this one too)

(Scary, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:46, archived)

Haha!

Yes it does!

Woo!

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:47, archived)

pffft.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:50, archived)

that's

exactly how it happens.

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parsons* *restrictions apply, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:50, archived)

Woooo!

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Chicken Skin Bag Making pearl necklaces since, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:51, archived)

That is an awesome convenience store

(Psychosomatic Tumor Laugh your life cause there ain't much to cry for, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:55, archived)

well

thats how i shop anyhow

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crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:57, archived)

I don't get it.

I do do that.*

* No I don't.

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Bob Todd whee, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 7:57, archived)

Random Scribbles---

(MONKEYPOWER, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:46, archived)

ace scribblings!

woo!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:47, archived)

POLYMORPH!!!

Woo!

sorry for shouting

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:47, archived)

smashin' :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:49, archived)

Nice!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:00, archived)

Quick and Seamy, forgive me please

By day, hard-bitten, cynical, professional surgeon, but after work hours Hugh Laurie becomes a hard-working mother of three.

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:43, archived)

Made me chuckle, despite the seams.

Infact, I think they just add to the humour! Woo!

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CaroWallis, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:44, archived)

Seams, what seams?

(Bogbean, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:54, archived)

mmm seams

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:56, archived)

Desperate HouseWeisz

They just keep coming, someone stop me!

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:59, archived)

is your ADSL upgrade interfering with your msn?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:01, archived)

You seem to have missed the "wives" off'f that one ...

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:45, archived)

He's not a professional surgeon

He's a hard-bitten, cynical, diagnostican

but i still like it.

(bazmataz, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:46, archived)

hehe

when programs collide

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Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:52, archived)

House is the best show on telly

Apart from Pocoyo

And Lost when it's on

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Cunthorse, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:55, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:41, archived)

shame it's not funnier

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:42, archived)

*insert reply about burning of embassy*

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:42, archived)

*insert reply about him being on fucking fire*

and good evening all!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:42, archived)

Jamaica?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:43, archived)

kasto kasto krut

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:43, archived)

That's what my girlfriend said to me last night.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:44, archived)

You and your

crazy auto-complete!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:44, archived)

Alaska.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:46, archived)

*rubs against*

Evening

(Jeebus is my pigwhore Sweet jeebus, sweet jeebus licks shemale cock, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:43, archived)

by crikey!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:44, archived)

*waves*

hello

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:45, archived)

hullooooo

y'allright?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:49, archived)

meh. maybe better tomorrow

turned the heat up, though. that helped a bit.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:51, archived)

lo' tutt :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:46, archived)

ello darlin

how has your day been?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:49, archived)

workin' on a corporate i.d at college

top prize £200...woo beer tokens!!!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:59, archived)

'ning Missy

*waves*

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Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:53, archived)

*mwah*

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:54, archived)

Hehehe

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Chicken Skin Bag Making pearl necklaces since, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:42, archived)

"that's no....

er..sorry..that is no death star joke!
Sorry, my bad.
carry on.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:44, archived)

*sighs*

Humans. How to make twats of themselves...

That is about right though...

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:48, archived)

nicely done

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corington, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:15, archived)

The world according to America ?

Simple :

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nOfrOm, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:40, archived)

Where's

Antarctica???? ISn't that mostly american too?

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Chicken Skin Bag Making pearl necklaces since, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:42, archived)

And New Zealand!

cunts

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:43, archived)

And the nice New Zealanders, too.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:44, archived)

Nicely spottred

Didnt even notice that one

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Chicken Skin Bag Making pearl necklaces since, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:44, archived)

New what-now?

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:46, archived)

that belongs to the penguins

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:44, archived)

All your penguins are belong to us.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:47, archived)

70% Australian.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:02, archived)

Ha!

At least you put some effort in!

Oh wait ... no it's not that hard is it .... oh well, it's better than the other maps!

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:42, archived)

ooh another map :-) coool!!!!! LOL!!11!!

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:42, archived)

argh! Look out, China

Japan's heading your way

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Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:44, archived)

I like it :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:47, archived)

You are Louis Walsh

AICMFP.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:51, archived)

hahaha :)

shut it sharon!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:53, archived)

Nice!

Stole your map(sorry)...how's about this?

not as smooth as i would have liked

(gjfreakboy, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 17:02, archived)

Oh fucksocks, it's gone...

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Chicken Skin Bag Making pearl necklaces since, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:40, archived)

yeah,

i saw that too, i think he was a choad

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Just Flange, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:41, archived)

Lovely pad he had though :S

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Chicken Skin Bag Making pearl necklaces since, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:43, archived)

Yeah

www.b3ta.com/board/5690569

Apologies for size... or lack of it...

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NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:43, archived)

hahaha

thats the best by far

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Just Flange, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:50, archived)

Bah!

Don't blame me, everyone else said I was scum.

*sobs*

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:44, archived)

We Brit's all talk posh

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:33, archived)

oh please dont

i think one of them might be my brother.........

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Just Flange, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:37, archived)

That's what my girlfriend said to me last night.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:38, archived)

Haha

that's a neato what now right

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:37, archived)

ohoho

hell yes.

woo!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:50, archived)

This reminds me of an article I just read on "Footballers Wive$"

Actress who plays Chardonnay: Apparently "Chardonnay" has become a popular girls name (among *chaves!* I added automatically)

(Kitsune-chan I'm not a bunny I'm a grownup girl, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 5:36, archived)

Is that guy

going to smoke the lightstick ? Gotta give that a try later.

(Prince of Prance, Fri 24 Feb 2006, 8:51, archived)

Ahh! So thats what the noise was..

Damn it - new compo is in da house now too :)

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Capt. Tastic, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:28, archived)

Ahahhahahahhaha!!

I'm crying!!

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Chicken Skin Bag Making pearl necklaces since, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:29, archived)

haha

I like it!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:29, archived)

Haha I like that.

Hey they could combine ChildLine with a paed... no never mind.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:29, archived)

Hahahaha

funny to me because I work on the Dutch childline website sometimes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:30, archived)

You wank on the Dutch ChildLine website?

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:35, archived)

only

sometimes

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:38, archived)

"Hellosh"

"Yesh My Daddy is liking the shoftcore"

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Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:39, archived)

hahahahahahaha

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mongychops, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:41, archived)

didn't know that Sean Connery was dutch?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:41, archived)

*wanks*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:45, archived)

he he he

ha ha ah aha ah ahahhhhhaaaaa!

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litzigig, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:36, archived)

Quick and Easy

(Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:27, archived)

wrong.

Wales is that little part of england that has the castles.

(echo3 can't draw (or spell), Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:28, archived)

I'm sick of people thinking our country is called England!

Not you, pony magic.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:28, archived)

blimey

I thought it was all London

/bitter council tax payer for fuck all

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:30, archived)

yeah - bloody students!

oh, hang on, wrong rant.

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pep, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:42, archived)

That's a bit better.

In reality, lots of Americans have difficulties differentiating between Great Britain, The British Isles, The United Kingdom etc... but then so do many Britons.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:28, archived)

yeah

try getting any kind of insurance if you`re in that part of the UK called Norn Irn

why don`t they stop insuring people in Leeds or Manc-chester?

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:30, archived)

I have no idea what your message says

because I stopped when I got to Norn Irn. I remembered that it is the best word ever because when you say it, you sound like you are from there. It's like the whole "beer can" thing all over again!

_{Only nothing like it.}Also, if you want to sound Irish, change all your "ow" (as in "cow") sounds to "i" (as in "pie") sounds. Then say "How now brown cow" ("Hi nigh brine kye"). Hey presto! Instant-Irish-o'Matic.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:34, archived)

"how now brown cow"

is how you speak úber posh, shirley?

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Just Flange, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:39, archived)

Read it again!

And go to the back of the class etc.

Psst: über.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:41, archived)

yeah i know, i read it

but thats actually an olde worlde elocution phrase to improve ones grasp the queens english

ps: how did you do the cool "u" thingummy

/jealous

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Just Flange, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:44, archived)

Te he he ...

On a mac you press alt+u then u, but i haven't a clue how to do it on a PC. How bloody helpful am i!

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:48, archived)

Alt and 129

I know lots off by heart because I am sad.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:49, archived)

Useful if you're a language student.

On a mac it's kinda mush easier ... the various accents are alt-ed under their most common letter, in this case it's u.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:51, archived)

ü

get with it, kidz!

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:52, archived)

Pfft ...

Like i can be bothered writing out all those characters ... and learning them all .... pffft .... pffft ....

BUY A MAC!

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:54, archived)

I`m considering it

- just so I can stick Linux on it and have a wee tiny computer that doesn`t sound like Concorde taking off

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:57, archived)

They are the Gods of computers.

Don't ruin it with Linux.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:00, archived)

Did you say that

because that's what you are or because you know I am?

And if you know I am, how do you know?

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:53, archived)

I'm stalking you!

Naw, i said it because i took German at school and had to use umlauts a lot.

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:55, archived)

my guess is with html characters

like & u uml; without the spaces: ü
/safe for web

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:49, archived)

these kids

next they`ll be writing 55378008 using calc.exe

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:53, archived)

hahaha

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:58, archived)

arrs an arrs in tha parr sharr

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:41, archived)

Sounds more like scottish to me ...

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:44, archived)

numptie jobbies!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:32, archived)

sorry, but I don't think they even know wales exists

they think the whole thing is called England and that Scotland is a tiny part at the top that's like a county of England

Edit:
corrected
I'm not a native speaker...

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The little pink animal is mostly harmless, except on, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:36, archived)

heh heh

wole

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Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:36, archived)

heh, I'm actually a taff

Spending some time in the states with my yank wife proved they do know where wales is. they're just a little confused about the place, calling it Whales and "the Whales" respectively, boh.

(Suddenly, zebras Safe and sound for eternity, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 6:10, archived)

I don't feel so good.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:26, archived)

Me either, actually.

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CaroWallis, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:29, archived)

Is it 'cos he has a passion fruit for a mouth?

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:30, archived)

He's a Talking Food, dontchaknow.

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CaroWallis, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:31, archived)

oh yes

that's much better than bees.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:32, archived)

Well, of course it is, durrrr! :P

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CaroWallis, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:33, archived)

awww.

I'm almost scared to ask what that is in there. Bees?

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:30, archived)

it's a fruit!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:34, archived)

passionfruit, baby

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:36, archived)

thassaone

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:39, archived)

Foul? What foul?

(Bogbean, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:23, archived)

STOP!

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:24, archived)

Hammertime.

(basstard, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:43, archived)

Is This That Thing They Call Football?

(Giggedy_Giggedy, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:25, archived)

dangerously in tune with

Marilyn Mansons Kiddie Grinder

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:26, archived)

Separated by a common language.

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:21, archived)

WINNARR!

OK, next challenge.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:22, archived)

pfff

I have a feeling this is going to be a bad week on b3ta for me...might get raped and lynched or something

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:23, archived)

*good

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:23, archived)

I'm not a fan of getting raped or lynched

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:24, archived)

Did I say "good"?

I, er, thought it said, "might get some grapes or Bett Lynch 'round for tea."

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:26, archived)

it`s not rape if you groan with teh pleasure..

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Reckless_Rik, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:28, archived)

Perhaps we should have the opposite for the next one.

Then you can have a go at us Brits.

We can take it. Stiff upper lip and all that.

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n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:26, archived)

HA!

Fucking woo, that is. Good entry!

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Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:23, archived)

That's what my girlfriend said to me last night.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:23, archived)

that was me

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:27, archived)

irony?

it's like bronzey and goldy

/baldrick

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:23, archived)

ace

(I_tickle_myself, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:24, archived)

RIS?

I don't get it- irony?

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abandonnship, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:24, archived)

and lots of fish

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Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 23:58, archived)

I like this

more of this and less of the politics-for-kiddies plz

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custard, Thu 23 Feb 2006, 0:19, archived)

Muah!

*fierce clicking*

(Auntie Dalek molester extraordinaire, Fri 24 Feb 2006, 18:34, archived)

Bad Curry

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:20, archived)

Ooh!

A curry-barf-bidet! Or a "Curfidet" as I like to call them.

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IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Wed 22 Feb 2006, 22:21, archived)

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