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#
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 15:00, archived)
# YOU'RE ON FUCKING FIRE!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Rofl
"A angry policeman and a fine lunch!"
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 15:02, archived)
# Oi
What happen to you last night? Pics of the bash you were meant to be at
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 15:11, archived)
# kid arrangements
couldn't make it. I did tell Leningrad, but it looks like he didn't make it either.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 15:32, archived)
# I'm all out of ideas
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
So I'm going to make some dindins.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 15:00, archived)
[challenge entry] What? Romanian Leu?
Image hosting by Photobucket
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:56, archived)
# Argh death
gAy O L
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:56, archived)
# Throw it to the lions!
I'm sticking with optuiusnetius
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:57, archived)
# ROFL
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 15:01, archived)
# I heard
they found a stack of 21,000,000 ROL cd-roms during the excavations of Herculaneum
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 15:10, archived)
# rah!
no roman house was complete without a ROL free cd as a placemat for cups!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 15:17, archived)
# I didn't know anyone else use AOL cds as teamats!
AOL coasters their called.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 15:22, archived)
# say hello to him!
he sits by me on my desk.

(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:50, archived)
# Hello clive
can i bum you
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:51, archived)
# gutentag clive!
welcome to the world you beast of pinkness!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:51, archived)
# Hello Clive.
He's ace.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:51, archived)
# he flashes
too!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:51, archived)
# No way!
He can be mates with my nodding dude if he likes.



(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:53, archived)
# oooh he looks spangly
i like the lying down one. does he flash?
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:55, archived)
# No!
No such rudeness. He just nods when the suns out. I love him with all my heart.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:56, archived)
# does he make a rattle noise
while nodding?
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:56, archived)
# Nope, nothing.
Just a constant "Yeah man."
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 15:02, archived)
# awww
he is indeed luffly
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:58, archived)
# sweet,
looks identical to the forest things from mononoke hime.
Except the eyes aren't off
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:55, archived)
# He's always really reminded me
Of Samwidges stuff.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:57, archived)
# i made you a pressy!!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 15:22, archived)
# aww
lully!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 15:51, archived)
# RAmen!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:51, archived)
# nice rims
shame he should have gone to specsavers!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:52, archived)
# Hi Clive!
that would look ace if it were saved as a jpeg. unless it animates...
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:52, archived)
# it doesnt :(
i can resave it!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:52, archived)
# if you do notice how it doesnt have those funny dots all over it.
i love him so though.

I have a pink mini egg in the shape of a bum. (or possibly a lady front bum)
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:54, archived)
# they were beauty spots!
and oooh thankyou muchly
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:55, archived)
# FSM
AICMFP
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:54, archived)
# LOOKIES! SNOWY RPSES!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:46, archived)
# BIGGERS!!!!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:47, archived)
# I tried
but photobucket makes em smallers
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 15:11, archived)
# Jesus H Christ!
Thats huuuuge!

Make it smallerer, you fool.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:48, archived)
# oi
dont eat my country!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:48, archived)
# rps?
realtime particle system?
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:48, archived)
# Red (magenta) Penis Shoppage
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Excuse me whilst I take time out for waiting for this to appear on my screen...
to try and locate the lost City of Atlantis...


Nicely optimised sir - thank you, and top pic :)
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:50, archived)
# get broadbland then
it's smallers now
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:51, archived)
# broadbland is here...
along with bandwidth restrictions for some people, even on broadband...
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:52, archived)
# fairymuff
it's smaller.

didn't even realise it was quite so huge anyway. it was 240k before photobucket halved the size...
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:53, archived)
# nicely optimised mate :)
top pic too
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:55, archived)
# ooohh... wrong answer....
a lot of people cannot get broadband for many reasons..

never mind the FAQ
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:53, archived)
# FAQ it
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:54, archived)
# i was trying to be... something
telling him to change while actually changing it myself... my brain has froze.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:54, archived)
# please
dont eat my country
At least not whilst im in it
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:56, archived)
# cunt
cuntcuntcunt

nice when optomized :)
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Hahahahaha
The witometer is off the scales!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:51, archived)
# oh were you looking for atlantis?
i keep it under my muffins in the fridge
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:52, archived)
# is that a euphemism?
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:52, archived)
# *fridges*
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:53, archived)
# Fridge over the River Kwai?
a Fridge too Far
The Fridges of Madison County

etc
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:54, archived)
# no it's a random
i don't do euphemisms, they can damage the retena
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:54, archived)
# inspired by last nights drink fuelled attempts...
www.b3ta.com/board/5745849

I gone and made a screensaver :-)

it is here:

rapidshare.de/files/15319749/fuckitscreensaver.zip.html

just over 1Mb zipped extracts to 23Mb its quite safe (no spyware etc)

gonna see if I can convert this...



bugger I cant...
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:45, archived)
# it's lovely,
you should try and make these things loop, the effect would probably be a lot better.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:46, archived)
# bugger... I did on that dalek one...
but I cant find the original avi file now....

*crys*

and the gif is optimised to within an inch of its life, so imagine what it looks like full screen..

*sulks*

(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:49, archived)
# "Download session invalid"
They don't seem to want me to download it...
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 15:00, archived)
# Its working fine, you just have to
make sure you follow the rapidshare way of doing things...

if you have an account, simply clicking on the link will get it for you, if not, you may have to cut and paste the link into your browser, then choose the "FREE" option, wait for whatever time limit they have to countdown, enter the code into the box and click the download link.

job done.



(edit)
if you have been nawty.. or have a shared IP you might not be able to get it... use a proxy in that case.

anonymouse.org/anonwww.html
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 15:09, archived)
# Nope..
I got, I click 'free', I wait 20 seconds, I enter the code and it still tells me 'session invalid' :(

I've tried in different browsers and I just tried the annonymouse service - same result. I guess it doesn't like me.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 15:28, archived)
# try this then
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 15:36, archived)
# StorageServer
try Storage Server for this sort of thing :)
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 17:42, archived)
#
Click for my site.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:40, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha
That's a look of genuine terror.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:41, archived)
# I think he's being chased
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:42, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
It all makes perfect sense now.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:43, archived)
# Yes...
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 15:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
poor little guy
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 15:24, archived)
# this!
and woo!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:43, archived)
# OH NOES!
someone is pulling on his infinite carpet!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:41, archived)
# haha
you win again!

*loikes*
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:42, archived)
# damn you travilator!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:42, archived)
# FASTER FASTER!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:43, archived)
# FASTER!!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:45, archived)
# lol
you are ace
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:50, archived)
# im sorry it just made me giggle
not mine i stole it
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:50, archived)
# thats
jsut silly

*woos*
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:51, archived)
# SLOWER!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:52, archived)
# won't pass an MOT ^_^
There is no engine!
What's a silly horse!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
Woo to him, at all his speeds!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:59, archived)
# FASTERSTILL!!!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 15:00, archived)
# hehehe
i was thinking of making him create a black hole.

But i think thats just stealing hummus. I should learn how to flash.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 15:04, archived)
# woop!
but needs more chasing robots
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Agreed
Woo!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:49, archived)
# ..


(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:15, archived)
# is that
tube connected to the kids bum?
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:17, archived)
# don't be rediculous
of course it is!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:22, archived)
# won't pass an mot ^_^
if he can put his foot through the floor
and those emissions? Blimey!
And it looks like the tread worn smooth too! That kid is going to the big house!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:18, archived)
# my phrase for the day
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:40, archived)
# That gives me the fear something rotten.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:40, archived)
# A new pope is elected!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:42, archived)
# found this id made a while back


I know how he feels
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:14, archived)
# Beware the ids that march!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Vermicious ids?
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:18, archived)
# this
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:22, archived)
# itd take
a fair bit of cream to shift that
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:24, archived)
# Cilit bang
would get to it
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:28, archived)
# Ahhh!!
Goatse has ruined him!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:45, archived)
# sssh!
dont mention teh war!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:47, archived)
# The sunday woo by Domo !
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:14, archived)
# nicely done - woo to that
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:14, archived)
# seconded
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Is he spitting out a mouthfull of
milk cream dammit, is there nothing that's not full of innuendo...
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:42, archived)
# i still cant use flash very well
but have some cheese!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:07, archived)
# i wish i could use flash
i've got a book and everything, it's just that i'm too lazy
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:11, archived)
# i started using it yesterday. i wanna be able to use it properly!
i have a book too.. never looked at it...
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:12, archived)
# Put a Chinese water torture over your desk?
(for motivation)
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:13, archived)
# but I don't have any Chinese Water...
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:13, archived)
# I think they sell a conversion kit
so it spins the proper way.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:18, archived)
# I was the same
and then I discovered www.learnflash.com and got their videos, it's the bollocks for newbies to flash.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:15, archived)
# your mean
making cheese cry
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:15, archived)
# its ok
he never got eaten in the end
he runs around happily in my garden
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Is he a 'Brie-range' cheese now then?
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:16, archived)
#

....christ. *dies*
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Welcome to Sunday...
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:20, archived)
# thats so bad
makes my insides cry
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:31, archived)
# sorry, I was between a Roquefort and a hard place on issuing that pun....
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:34, archived)
# SILENCE
or ill do something to you with a goldfish and a tube of superglue
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:39, archived)
# Edam You! and your empty threats....
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:40, archived)
# I camembert it any longer
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:41, archived)
# Come over to Norwich to get better...
It's a fine Catherdral City...
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:43, archived)
# yes we can walk the streets, standing tall
with our stilts on
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:45, archived)
# We'll have to walk Caerphilly...
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:47, archived)
# Gouda love cheese puns
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:48, archived)
# ok smart arse
do one with monterey jack
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:46, archived)
# I would, but I'm too busy thinking of that fish you were talking about...
I thought it was a stingray, but in fact it was a Monteray (jack)

/tenuous, but i got there
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:49, archived)
# *dons yorkshire accent*
eeeee, mental!


EDIT: of course, my bad puns are merely a 'fromage' to your humour.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:54, archived)
# Crackin' Cheesey post!
woo
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Cheese!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:50, archived)
# RPS
excuse the quality, camera phone

snow!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:06, archived)
# they look like
large mushrooms in your garden...
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:13, archived)
# shroomz!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Spong!
Image hosting by Photobucket

(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Hahaha
You watched the rugby then?
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:37, archived)
# No
Why? What happened?
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:41, archived)
# Superman died
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 15:13, archived)
# I thought he could only be killed with kyrptonite or something?
(, Mon 13 Mar 2006, 20:08, archived)
#

(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:00, archived)
# *HNNNNGH*
Hee hee
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:01, archived)
# gezundheit!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)
# It's spelt with an s.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:51, archived)
# *offers it a bran muffin*
(and a woo!)
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)
# Psst!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:13, archived)
# Thanky vere teh much!
You have managed to replace The Neville's "Joy Box" wallpaper.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:20, archived)
# : O
Thats quite an honour, thankyou!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:21, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaha
That word is now going to become my orasmic shout. 100% fact!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)
# That am make me smiling!
yay!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)
# I hope that's a tail.
Woo!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:03, archived)
# haha
poor thing looks constipated, tell him to eat more fruit.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:04, archived)
# constipation
much fun!
well dun hun
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:15, archived)
# that's absolutely lovely
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:23, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:56, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha
That's fucking wonderful!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Haha!
That's perfect
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
This is completely fucking ridiculous.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)
# *glee*
Thats simply marvellous.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Haha.
Awesome. *clicks*
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)
# ahahahahahha
killer cock!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:59, archived)
# hahahaha
fantastic

*click*
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:00, archived)
# classic
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:03, archived)
# ninja!
I saw that

;-)

(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:05, archived)
# spacky fingers
are an issue for me :)
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:07, archived)
# That one's
fucking ace!!

*I liked the railway children one too!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:08, archived)
# aw cheers
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
Marvellous
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:12, archived)
# they get everywhere
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:12, archived)
# ace!
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:16, archived)
# Arf!
Very nicely executed!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:17, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:18, archived)
# Pffftt!!
Nothing says comedy like an oversized magenta cock
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:20, archived)
# arf!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:23, archived)
# Hahaha
Yay!

*clicks*
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:43, archived)
# oaftastic!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 23:33, archived)
# oaftastic!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 23:35, archived)
# Best thing
in weeks.
Woo
(, Wed 15 Mar 2006, 1:02, archived)
# Usual Sunday Hummus Shorthage.

Any suggestions for an animation.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)
# A bumbling warthog
with corks on his tusks.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:53, archived)
# i love your stuff
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:54, archived)
# escaping
in fear of his life..... on a monocycle!

'ning all.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:54, archived)
# is a monocycle
the same as a unicycle?
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:56, archived)
# why yes, yes it is
my friend.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)
# Hello your Gingerness!
Long time no see! Keeping well* ?






*angry
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:59, archived)
# yeah I'm fine thanks.
a bit bewildered to find a crack in the garage wall from ceiling to floor but otherwise well.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Monocycles
have glass wheels.

Fact.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:59, archived)
# yay
do this

(woo to your pic, by the way)
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:56, archived)
# I'd love to.
But I can't animate a unicyle for some reason. Would a small tricycle do?
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:00, archived)
#
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:03, archived)
# yes, even better,
or a kiddies pedal car ;)
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:04, archived)
# I'd like to see more tortoises around here.
Maybe one that flies.
With lasers.

edit: oooh, there's one down the page!
*controls universe with mind*
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Football superstar!
do it!

Edit: Robotic Football superstar of course!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:57, archived)
# Enchanted Trousers
filled with various cheeses.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:15, archived)
# snow?
with reference to:

www.b3ta.com/board/5746440

you cannot escape teh snow...

(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:47, archived)
# Yay!
Snow!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:48, archived)
# Yay
Fantastic!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:48, archived)
# What's everyone on about
Its snowless, cloudless and mostly warm down here in Kent
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:50, archived)
# you are using nature illusion studio
AICMFP
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:51, archived)
# normally yes, but in this case
it's bluff titler 4

so no five pounds I am afraid..

*profits*
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:58, archived)
# BIG SHITTING TWAT BISCUITS
*cries*
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:04, archived)
# My RPS

my car broke down the other week at this mileage.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:46, archived)
# Spooky.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:47, archived)
# I have a picture of my car on 111111 miles
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:47, archived)
# As do I
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)
# max out at 110? wot am that?
a small engine thingy?

arf...

(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:48, archived)
# Yeah
a Daewoo Matiz, 800cc of pure power. You should see her when it opens up on the motor way. ha ha, 90 mph is a thing of dreams
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:49, archived)
# Is it bad for speedometers when they get to the end and just kind of shiver?
I know it's not so great when passengers do.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)
# it's fantastic when your speedo does that
especially when your speedo looks like this. Your passengers will follow suit.
Image hosting by TinyPic
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:02, archived)
# alfa?
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:04, archived)
# beemer
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:05, archived)
# ahh
looks like the orange on my mates 156. Mine is in a lovley toyota green
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:06, archived)
# 530d?
I cant find my piccy of my Jags speedo... anyway, its off getting a respray (last part of a full restoration no less) :-)



(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:08, archived)
# 2002
M5
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:10, archived)
# ahh.. i got the 5 series bit right then.....
my mate has a 530d with all the M-Tech stuff on it and the lastest kit.. looks like a drug dealers car :-)

(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:13, archived)
# I kinda doubt mine would do that.
I'm guessing about 130 MPH is about as much as mine wants to do without extra stunts.

(it's a Jeep Cherokee)
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:08, archived)
# when my new one arrives
with the engine limiter removed ( yes the UK can no longer have a car at market that does over 155mph ) and the ECU re-mapped I am told to expect 190 -200 MPH and I can't wait for my first track day.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:11, archived)
# over 200 I heard... ;-)
as long as you keep teh M button on.

vroom....

bye bye license.

(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:15, archived)
# hehe.
I've had an M5 since 1998 and a Nissan Skyline R34 ( my second now ) since 1999 and funnily enough only got pulled for speeding the very first time in my life last month ( just a bollocking ) and I've not lost my license since 1994. ( edit:/ age also screws with your memory as the real date is 1991 ) Age mellows you some ;)
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:19, archived)
# yes.. I must admit that age does mellow you,,,
also knowing what your car can do helps :-)

nice feeling when the boy racers pass you that you just know... pedal down = bye bye boy racer :-)

but.. we are getting our 1st fixed speed cameras now.... :-(

bugger.

over 25 years of acting the muppet on our roads.. ended
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:23, archived)
# its getting there quickly thats the fun part
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:17, archived)
# Sorry i couldnt resist

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but your speedometers look like norks
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:30, archived)
# lol, erm, thanks?
:)
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:32, archived)
# That'll be....
....a devil to fix.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:48, archived)
# it's
A SIGN!©™
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:48, archived)
# heh
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:49, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
That's wonderful.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:51, archived)
# sadly
i'd worked it out a few days before, and actually pulled over specifically to get this pic
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:52, archived)
# It was well worth the effort.



Hahahahahaha.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:53, archived)
# 0 boobs?
that makes me unhappy
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:54, archived)
# How did you stop the car?
By the looks of that speedo the car is incapable of travelling slower than 8mph.
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:03, archived)
# Brick walls do a good job
but starting again can be tricky....

(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:05, archived)
# your car has been clocked, judging by the uneven numbers
AICMFP
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:05, archived)
# very likely
it died not long after this pic was taken
it was a fucking lemon
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:09, archived)
# yeah it's a tell-tale sign
that and wear on the steering wheel thats higher than the mileage suggests it should be
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 14:10, archived)
# I have those too.
P5210017
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 16:30, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:44, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
How cruel!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:45, archived)
# hehehe
ace
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:45, archived)
# Hahah!
Silly bugger
:)
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:45, archived)
# he he he
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
I like this!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:46, archived)
# har de har har!
woo!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:47, archived)
# laugh out loud-tastic!
*clicks*
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:48, archived)
# hahaha
thats wundersome
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 13:55, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
Smashing!
(, Sun 12 Mar 2006, 21:16, archived)

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