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I was blagging.
Aparantly Cheetahs have the longest clitoris (proportionalititytytyelly) at around 6".
How cool is that? it must titckle in the grass.
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Aparantly Cheetahs have the longest clitoris (proportionalititytytyelly) at around 6".
How cool is that? it must titckle in the grass.
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EDIT: Woo! 801 posts!!
only 200 more to go......
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*serves up with tubgirl sauce, relish and home-made pink sugar-cocks for colour*
There. Gordon Ramsey would shit his pants
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There. Gordon Ramsey would shit his pants
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and we haven't found a babysitter yet.
I'd get her to leave you some food in the fridge.
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I'd get her to leave you some food in the fridge.
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What a daft feature - why not show it in the optimised window?
Why make me save it and open it each time to see?
Silly Adobe, that image is not transparent, it is a duff.
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Why make me save it and open it each time to see?
Silly Adobe, that image is not transparent, it is a duff.
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a splinter from my nail bed with a penknife blade, but kinda jerked my arm, thusly knocking teh blade a full 90 degress, and shattering said nail.
*wobbling lip*
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*wobbling lip*
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I haven't really tried to do anything like it before, so I didn't try too hard, (still 3 hours or so, mind) but I reckon that if I had a good enough idea and a decent source to play with I could make something really good in 10 or 12 hours.
How to turn the files which my 'phone generates (real player files) into mpegs?
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How to turn the files which my 'phone generates (real player files) into mpegs?
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witchery!
Im fucked off 'cuz PSP 'discovered a problem' and closed, losing my coloured + lineart picture of 'Air the Incompetant Thief"
grr, silly programs
EDIT: i need to rethink Airs title...
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Im fucked off 'cuz PSP 'discovered a problem' and closed, losing my coloured + lineart picture of 'Air the Incompetant Thief"
grr, silly programs
EDIT: i need to rethink Airs title...
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no, why? I used to work here: www.mediacenterware.com so I have some knowledge of it, but I don't have telly even, so I have no real use for it.
I will ask a further question once you have told me why you ask this.
EDIT - Ooh! I want to know why you asked now.
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I will ask a further question once you have told me why you ask this.
EDIT - Ooh! I want to know why you asked now.
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Why did you say that?
Am I missing out on a huge piece of technology that is good for animations which I could easily obtain?
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Am I missing out on a huge piece of technology that is good for animations which I could easily obtain?
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it dances in time to whatever music your listening to, and changes her dancing styles to suit the genre.
its fucking lame.
hang on, ill screenshot it.
EDIT: aaah i cant find the damn thing.
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its fucking lame.
hang on, ill screenshot it.
EDIT: aaah i cant find the damn thing.
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Yes, I know the one.
I'd forgotten her, no this isn't based on that at all.
I just chose something at random - I was going to do a man running, but it's hard to loop that and it's my first ever attempt at anyhing like this so . . .
Bugger, what was my other question?
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I'd forgotten her, no this isn't based on that at all.
I just chose something at random - I was going to do a man running, but it's hard to loop that and it's my first ever attempt at anyhing like this so . . .
Bugger, what was my other question?
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I want a music only MCE thing.
Basicly a box with a couple of RAIDed 200Gig drives, a dvd/cd burner and a decnt sound card.
Just a really shit hot mp3 library really.
I'd be happy to use an ipod or whatever for the interface if necessary, but I'd like to be able to burn and rip as well as play and I have about 200Gig of music and I'd want it backed up.
Any ideas?
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Basicly a box with a couple of RAIDed 200Gig drives, a dvd/cd burner and a decnt sound card.
Just a really shit hot mp3 library really.
I'd be happy to use an ipod or whatever for the interface if necessary, but I'd like to be able to burn and rip as well as play and I have about 200Gig of music and I'd want it backed up.
Any ideas?
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im doing the same thing for my telly.
Im gonna build a Pentium D 2.8, with MCE, a Nvidia 6800, probably a gig of ram, digital tuner and probably two 250 gigs raided together.
I love being a computer technie, this entire thing will probably cost me less than a grand
EDIT: make sure u get the MCE remote. it fucking pwns.
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Im gonna build a Pentium D 2.8, with MCE, a Nvidia 6800, probably a gig of ram, digital tuner and probably two 250 gigs raided together.
I love being a computer technie, this entire thing will probably cost me less than a grand
EDIT: make sure u get the MCE remote. it fucking pwns.
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I have playeed with lots of MCEs, both 2004 and 2005 and I don't think I'll get one. The 10'UI just isn't me and if I'm up close then I might as well use the keyboard.
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I am seldom backward in pointing out when others threadwaste and, whilst I attempt to excuse it with my title, it is inexcusable.
I am well chuffed to have learned why the problem was occuring and to have fixed it though.
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I am well chuffed to have learned why the problem was occuring and to have fixed it though.
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Out of interest, what happes to the board if I post 10 new threads and then delete them all?
Also, if someone I am ignoring (Fireman Sam likes rainbows because he is gay, for example - should I unignore him yet?) posts a new thread, do I get 9 threads on the page or do I get to see one which other people don'e?
EDIT - I posted (and deleted) 4 new threads and now have 15 threads on the board. I realise that I do not know how many are supposed to be there.
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Also, if someone I am ignoring (Fireman Sam likes rainbows because he is gay, for example - should I unignore him yet?) posts a new thread, do I get 9 threads on the page or do I get to see one which other people don'e?
EDIT - I posted (and deleted) 4 new threads and now have 15 threads on the board. I realise that I do not know how many are supposed to be there.
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poor kid
do you think superman would use lube, or go in dry?
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do you think superman would use lube, or go in dry?
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batman on the other hand would go for his batlube....
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he'd be totally dry
but like the old joke about the invisible man and wonder woman, it would be over in seconds
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but like the old joke about the invisible man and wonder woman, it would be over in seconds
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or the wonder women taking a crap?!
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Tell me all your superhero jokes.
Except any you might have about Captain America - he's a gayer.
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Except any you might have about Captain America - he's a gayer.
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Teh one i was thinking is
Superman was flying about, as superman does. He looks down and sees wonderwomen spread out on teh floor, fully nakid, writhing about like the devils whore. he thinks "aye aye, i'll have a bit of that" and zooms in with superman speed and fucks the shit out of her faster than the human eye.
Wonder women says "What was that?!" to which the invisible man replys "Fucked if i know, but my arse isnt half sore"
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Superman was flying about, as superman does. He looks down and sees wonderwomen spread out on teh floor, fully nakid, writhing about like the devils whore. he thinks "aye aye, i'll have a bit of that" and zooms in with superman speed and fucks the shit out of her faster than the human eye.
Wonder women says "What was that?!" to which the invisible man replys "Fucked if i know, but my arse isnt half sore"
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lower your standards and pay more attention to personal grooming.
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woo to advice, if i gettit i shal;l notifyu teh board with a biggg...ish pic of me gettiting!
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besides the kids the kind of people who frequent comic shops may be buying that....
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I think thats supposed to be Jimmy Olsen, Supermans "pal."
Reckon he gave him a bout of Kryptonoids.
Or not/
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Reckon he gave him a bout of Kryptonoids.
Or not/
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Good point, must be some random kid Supes raped then, was kinda hoping he only bummed his friends but that doesnt seem so.
Bloody shame.
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Bloody shame.
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Where has the "suggest newsletter link" gone.
I was gonna post (read: "Sugggest") this.
Asteroids with a cock
Is it GC?
Edit: This post is woo worthy. Sorry.
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I was gonna post (read: "Sugggest") this.
Asteroids with a cock
Is it GC?
Edit: This post is woo worthy. Sorry.
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but fun enough for a Friday game.
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Sorry, I am drunk for probably the third time since joining this wonderful cummunity [sic].
I really love you guys, I really do.
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I really love you guys, I really do.
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already got spunk seeping out of his eyes. Superman must be the latest in a constant stream of batty-heroes to rip through that young chap's quivering ringpiece.
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are set to transparent background, but aren't set to overwrite each other
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Each frame only contains one image and the optimised version plays correctly, but when I save it this happens (imageready).
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This kind of defeats the object of transparent imagery.
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do you get a menu asking "Automatic, Do Not Dispose, Restore to Background" ?
Make sure it's not "Do Not Dispose".
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Make sure it's not "Do Not Dispose".
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Damn.
*tries automatic to see what it does*
EDIT - YAY FOR YOU!
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*tries automatic to see what it does*
EDIT - YAY FOR YOU!
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and so I switched over to Fireworks, and I haven't had it since. But I'm still two iterations behind in both programs (cheap bastard).
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meticulously figuring out how to speed up time?
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your grandfather started it 87 years ago and you just finished it?
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makes me not want to start vectoring
you ego maniac!
*hug*
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Sun 19 Mar 2006, 1:13,
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you ego maniac!
*hug*
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Never done it before - not bothered since.
But I may have to after that :)
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But I may have to after that :)
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it makes you want to do it more.
I know how you feel!
heehee!
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I know how you feel!
heehee!
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the judge doesn't buy the excuse "i have an addictive personality"
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I tried blaming it on the passage that the bullets took, that i was aiming at the roaches BEHIND the children, but he was havin' none of it!
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Hey name is Mariam - she's one of Thailand's big popstars.
And a friend of mine
/smug
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And a friend of mine
/smug
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i wasn't askin' for a life story, just a quick shag....
I'm not an asshole really
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I'm not an asshole really
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i can't do vectors half as good as that
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hardcore loverly,take this glass of woo flavoured syphilis!
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I like to research the ones i compliment to add a bit of hi cocalorum to my woos!
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Hat stand, i do believe,
though cow hats are most woo!
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though cow hats are most woo!
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p'raps they attend church together?
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was that it looks used.......moist fingers anyone?
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dont fall out of bed, like i did last night
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Sex toys are all well and good, but you can't beat the real thing.
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is that worse than being a self-abusing bottom fiend?
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a cliff it might take flight
Gnight Mt Zoot. B33t dreams!!
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Gnight Mt Zoot. B33t dreams!!
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the whole welsh population is sat in the back
waits for lashing
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waits for lashing
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I have found the CDC motherlode.
The call centre where I work has over 100 6"x9" graphic tablets (used for mouse purposes for the mouse inept - long story) they are getting rid of.
They've pretty much said I can have them all if I can find them good homes, as their initial plan was to just bin the lot. I don't fancy eBaying them as they are a bit old and some could do with a clean / light repair.
/unrelated, but meh :P
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The call centre where I work has over 100 6"x9" graphic tablets (used for mouse purposes for the mouse inept - long story) they are getting rid of.
They've pretty much said I can have them all if I can find them good homes, as their initial plan was to just bin the lot. I don't fancy eBaying them as they are a bit old and some could do with a clean / light repair.
/unrelated, but meh :P
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gtcocalcomp.com/cadpro.htm - pen only, no mice etc.
they've had a bit of stick mind, although the 5 I've brought home to test have all been fine.
they cost the company £125 a piece brand new in 2003.
I have to come up with a way of making this look all VERY above board though. A little website advertising a giveaway perhaps :)
And the software for them is on the site above, so it doesn't matter they're unboxed and without the install CD's.
They're paying me for a normal work shift just to test them, so I'll know after that how many there'll be.
Postage costs + a tiny donation (£2-3) to a charity of my workplace's choice sounds fair I think.
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they've had a bit of stick mind, although the 5 I've brought home to test have all been fine.
they cost the company £125 a piece brand new in 2003.
I have to come up with a way of making this look all VERY above board though. A little website advertising a giveaway perhaps :)
And the software for them is on the site above, so it doesn't matter they're unboxed and without the install CD's.
They're paying me for a normal work shift just to test them, so I'll know after that how many there'll be.
Postage costs + a tiny donation (£2-3) to a charity of my workplace's choice sounds fair I think.
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Or possibly just a tablet?
/cheek
EDIT: Actually - I would pay if you really wanna offload one up Manchester way? - Think of it as a charitable act if you like, as I have yet to own such a wonderful piece of apparatus of any quality...
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I have to donate so many to a local college/school first, but there's potentially shitloads of them (there was a remark about a cupboard full as well in the meeting)
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works fine, but I'm guessing I'd notice a difference if I ever got my hands on a better quality one.
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i'd give a good tenner to be able to draw a massive magenta penis on anything! i'm lacking a tablet, so more purchasing info would be great!
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I'll glasscock your nick and see where this ends. Perhaps buy one if its not too much trouble for you.
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A good, caring home awaits one of these. how do we do it?
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just had to test they worked on XP tonight (2000 at work). and they do.
no mac os x though, so I can't use one :(
could do with testing pressure sensitivity, as they seem to be more CAD oriented, but they're pretty accurate.
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no mac os x though, so I can't use one :(
could do with testing pressure sensitivity, as they seem to be more CAD oriented, but they're pretty accurate.
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I'm guessing there's a generic driver somewhere in the repositories, any ideas on this?
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it uses 'wintab', that may work under WINE, but i dunno.
the manufacturer only supports windoze.
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the manufacturer only supports windoze.
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I will pay. benharding1athotmaildotcom. I'll donate! Want technology.
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Sun 19 Mar 2006, 2:32,
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Have you been drinking the other type of JD?
Top Hole!
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Top Hole!
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i HAVE had Gentleman Jack though....cor fucking blimey
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*scowls at the one on the left*
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/autocomplete
Edit: Ta!
Very interesting, by the way. Why Japanese if you don't mind me asking?
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Edit: Ta!
Very interesting, by the way. Why Japanese if you don't mind me asking?
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a huge manga fan from the age of aboot 16 (im now alost 24). always said that after Uni I would learn it. So thats what im doing. Uni is over so now I can learn something that I can use.
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a good teacher so its not too bad. Just need to learn how to stope inserting German words into my speach.
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100% FACT Proven in a lab with scientists and Carol Vordaman and everything!
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Though i'm partial to benzene too...it just sounds right doens't it? With that z in there...
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These are quite nice.
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my friend holding the camera just told me that there was no fuckin' way he was going to carry me .
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fall UP a flight of stairs and STILL have the hummus to swear at the camera!
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The middle finger makes me want to make babies though...out of thread.
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Glad to see this one keeping the high standards up. GW. : )
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You have earned a chunk of Energon!
*hug* haha!
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*hug* haha!
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people reciprocate....
and dont feed me to sharkticons
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and dont feed me to sharkticons
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sharkticons are not so nice
pretty cool, but stupid as fuck...
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pretty cool, but stupid as fuck...
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