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beaubodor blogless, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:23, archived)

that grapes my squildo!

Freebies Says WOO! as well.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:24, archived)

Ewww. Would (grudgingly)

...and congrats on The Times yesterday.

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timothycrippins, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:24, archived)

Ooh! a pic in a broadsheet?

well, broadsheet thass now tabloid sized . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:25, archived)

broadlioid?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:27, archived)

Don't mind if I do!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:29, archived)

sounds like a chromosome defect...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:29, archived)

it's like having piles

but wider.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:32, archived)

cheers!

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beaubodor blogless, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:27, archived)

WWI?

WWI?

What was it, not World War one!

EDIT: FINE! Ignore me then! Humph!
tell me!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:29, archived)

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaa!

Where's Vuvu!? I bet you 50p . . .

Woo!
Arf! Top sah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:24, archived)

I will never watch him play in the same way ever again

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:26, archived)

pfft!!

ninja edit- now with added bang!

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Balloonhead, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:26, archived)

Noes!

I wanna shoot the bunny!

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:29, archived)

haha

very funny

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Milkman Dan, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:26, archived)

God.

That's so wrong in so many ways. Yet so good :)

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:27, archived)

Cor!

Who'd have though little Micky Owen would give me the horn!

*is patiently waiting for the DHL man to deliver world cup tickets this morning*

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:28, archived)

*hijacks DHL van*

*sells on ebay*

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:29, archived)

I'll buy the van...

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:30, archived)

you'd be amazed at how much my

Ivory coast v Serbia tickets would sell for!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:32, archived)

Arf!

football's for teh gheys.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:34, archived)

Contact their website

www.dhl.com
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:32, archived)

Bah

all they kept going on about was hat delivery time, punnage estimation and anything goes.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:40, archived)

They didn't!?

The buggers!

contact their website to complain . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:43, archived)

Bah!

Now he's delivered 9 litres of Kia ora and some soiled puns!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:43, archived)

NOOOOOOOO!

Thass mine!
Bah!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:55, archived)

if i scroll half way down

or halfway up i like that picture

but all the way I need to burn my eyes

(pdjpdj, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:29, archived)

nicely shopped sir!

tres woo

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:29, archived)

Good Grief !

Your "We love the NHS Information Minister" pic made it into The Times yesterday BTW.
At least they left your tag on so you can phone them up and ask for money.
It's on page 15, Hugo Rifkind's column.

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:31, archived)

yup !

they asked for permission, which is something that no other paper ever does :-)

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beaubodor blogless, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:36, archived)

Bloody Blimey !!!!

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The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 11:21, archived)

Did I pick the wrong time to post

Woo Yay and Houpla for this one Mr B
*sits back to watch this go viral*

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:31, archived)

*chases thru subway*

*clicks*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 11:30, archived)

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:19, archived)

Towed stoooool!

Yay!

EDIT: Ashley, I don't like it! . . . . s'poor!
Brilltastic!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:20, archived)

you said stool!

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:21, archived)

come on dave... you're normally quite a fungi

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mugatu, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:22, archived)

he needs

spore-ing on

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:23, archived)

that's a load of shiitake

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:24, archived)

there isn't mushroom for more puns when DTH is around

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mugatu, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:25, archived)

Why, I oyster!

*shakes fist*
Hahahaa!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:26, archived)

button up

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:27, archived)

now keep it upright

and morel

sorry!

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:29, archived)

lovely! :)

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mugatu, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:21, archived)

Nice contours!

(the picture's not bad either, arf!)

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:21, archived)

Make room for the mushrooms!

lovely, but don't eat the white bits.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:22, archived)

its got teeth!

'ning

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:22, archived)

Great fun, Gus

woo

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Milkman Dan, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:22, archived)

nice piccy

but you must never ever ever ever be tempted to eat one of those ..... you will go all trippy and and die

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:23, archived)

Shrooms!

Yay!

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:24, archived)

Shit and prolly been done..

don't care either way...

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Signify, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:13, archived)

ouch

but nicely done

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Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:14, archived)

Nah, the greens are just annoying

It's the animal rights groups that are evil

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:15, archived)

being a guinea pig

I'd have thought you'd be against the use of animals in research...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:19, archived)

Not at all

Many animal testing labs are actually run by companies chaired entirely by guineapigs. We're actually using the animal testing as an elaborate hoax to prevent humans from realising that creatures just need somewhere to go for a smoke or to get a makeover. You stupid monkeys and your fragile egos just couldn't handle it.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:24, archived)

hahahaha

What a marvellous answer! But how do you explain those fucking Egg adverts?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:31, archived)

ouch

that's close to the bone!
woo

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Milkman Dan, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:17, archived)

haha

that is a big woo comign to you straight out of Bavaria!

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:20, archived)

arf!

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mugatu, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:22, archived)

haha vaguely related pea

(Darth Penders, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:44, archived)

I'm so sorry

This must be my worst ever post.

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Milkman Dan, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:12, archived)

Underlay, underlay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:13, archived)

morning Mr The Hat

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Milkman Dan, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:13, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/5874813
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:15, archived)

isn't it

Sir The Hat?

no. that's wrong.

Sir Dave. Or Mr the Hat.
i dunno

(The Brain I think, for you., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:21, archived)

Arriva!

(Astatine, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:14, archived)

I clicked that

didn't I?

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Milkman Dan, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:15, archived)

thats a terffic post, and certainly not as bad as this...

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:14, archived)

Arf, Arf and thrice Arf!

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Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:16, archived)

Wotcha Arch!

sorry to nag, you sent Benny the file yet?
or can you send it to me?

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:17, archived)

its now being done... nagger ;-)

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:20, archived)

Yippee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:24, archived)

haha

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Milkman Dan, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:17, archived)

Woo!

Needs more Rita

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:23, archived)

Whu?

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:15, archived)

What do mexicans shout after tequila?

Or alternatively, rebar is a metal strengthening rod, used in concrete structures.
Does that help? It's an awful post, I know..

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Milkman Dan, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:19, archived)

can't sat I understand

but it reminds me of Zapata!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:21, archived)

Obvious enough to have been done a couple of posts ago

Unshopped

(K, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:09, archived)

Obvious, maybe

but you have the schematic diagram to make it happen.

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:12, archived)

Cor!

Thass EXACTLY what I want! How much are they!
Yay!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:12, archived)

coo

so long as b3ta keeps running, we'll be fine

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Milkman Dan, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:13, archived)

I bet you're all sick(er) of him.....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:09, archived)

Rarrr!

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bennyhillslovechild, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:04, archived)

groan...

but also a bit woo

(The Brain I think, for you., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:05, archived)

I remember that copper

(from a search I did for coppers)

awful punnage, awful. woo though

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:06, archived)

Hahahahahahaha!

Excellent! Woo!
Grand!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:07, archived)

argh!

that's wonderful

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Milkman Dan, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:09, archived)

Wotcha Danno!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:11, archived)

b3ta.com/board/5874821

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Milkman Dan, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:14, archived)

Good heavens!

super stuff!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:24, archived)

Wave energy - it's a real solution!

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cooler_king That's no moon!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:54, archived)

Excellent.

Fat people should be made to provide free energy, not just waste it buying Walker's Crisps multipacks at my local Morrisons.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:55, archived)

by liposuction/fat burning power generation?

(pdjpdj, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:59, archived)

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:56, archived)

good grief!

that's gonna wipe out several coastal nations

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Milkman Dan, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:58, archived)

fat people should be

made to power everything in their house my exercising

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:00, archived)

bindun?

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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:53, archived)

she's doing her bit for the environment

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:04, archived)

F5s

F5 F5 F5
*kettle boils*
ooh tea!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:07, archived)

ha ha

What do I win?

(duck Quack !, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:13, archived)

*presses Command+R*

erm...

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:23, archived)

yay for pay days!!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:52, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaayyy!!!

Yay for getting paid and being skint again in less than 12 hours!!!

... and being paid monthly!!

hurrraaaahh!!!

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:54, archived)

how did he say that?

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:13, archived)

power of suggestion...

:o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:53, archived)

Thermonuclear hot apple pie fusion reactor

The sooner the boffins stop messing about with hydrogen plasma and realise that this is the only material on the planet that gives out more heat than it uses, the better off we'll all be.

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Nutmeg Harpoon dry humped your sister on, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:51, archived)

Hmm.

An Apple-fueled tokamak. Unusually tasty.

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Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:54, archived)

that's highly fucking true

the apple pie filling is taken direct from beneath the Earth's crust. Is evil.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:56, archived)

i must be the only man on earth

never to have had a hot mcdonalds apple pie.

last time i asked for one the daft bint took one out the fridge.

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lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:00, archived)

macdonalds apple pie, when cooked normally;

guaranteed to cure any mouth ulcers or oral infection (lol, I typed oral).

By cure of flames.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:02, archived)

mcdohs

are truly unpleasent I had one in munich and wondered what the fuck I was thinking, it was like flavour with no substance

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:02, archived)

that's a very scientific expose

woo

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Milkman Dan, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:03, archived)

couldn't agree more.

and if there was ever a shortage of apple pies you could use the inside of a cheese toastie instead.

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chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:07, archived)

I swear

I read the post as thermo-toucher. I was gonna ask why you'd gone off ham. But, my bad.

and a woo to the pic. I don't like Apple Pie (amongst a variety of stuff) so you can use my share for power

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Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:10, archived)

I never could pronounce the stuff properly.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:51, archived)

What if porn censors had 'Paint'....?

(Willhouse Fear, the thief of Dreams, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:47, archived)

i'd go for the magenta one

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:48, archived)

i bet they're all good:)
although the blonde one is a bit of a militant lesbian

(Ush, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:50, archived)

Why?

Because she has short hair?

My, your powers of deductive reasoning astound and amaze.

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:51, archived)

no. cos she's a dog :)

(Ush, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:53, archived)

No because she like women and shouts a lot...

Fact*

*May not be 100% fact...

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:53, archived)

No...because you can plainly see (in your minds eye*) she is fisting the one in the magenta top

*Well you can if you're me

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:54, archived)

Hmmmm

all good reasons...

I stand corrected

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chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:59, archived)

i bet

that's not the first time you said that

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Mart No Fool No posts but lots of stalks recently., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:12, archived)

bet he had fun colouring that one in.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:49, archived)

Source pic ?

ta..

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Signify, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:53, archived)

le source.

www.xxxearth.com/free-porn/teen-porn.jpg

(Willhouse Fear, the thief of Dreams, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:26, archived)

would would man would would

(pdjpdj, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:59, archived)

I demand to see the

original purely for comparative reasons

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:04, archived)

chinese hat

this

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:24, archived)

Second from right's going bald

(cface run. Run, face, run!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 11:24, archived)

Lemon Power

The new clean unlimited power supply! Sorry for MSPaint-ness. No Photoshop :(

(gjfreakboy, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:46, archived)

hey where is that street?

it looks like a grim industrial northern town? is it Hyde Park in Leeds?

(The Brain I think, for you., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:02, archived)

sharp humour

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 10:06, archived)

it's an unstoppable rotation we should use

(pdjpdj, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:38, archived)

As long as this doesn't

affect the work of the moon badgers i'm all for it

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WOLF .™, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:38, archived)

I want to see these so called Moon Badgers

and the little spacesuits they will need to survive on the moon

otherwise I'm not going to back your idea when we take it to the European Parliament (or something)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:40, archived)

Good point...

someone needs to design a moon badger suit for this plan to work

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WOLF .™, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:41, archived)

black and white colouration would be a good start

and a badger flag badge

(pdjpdj, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:43, archived)

that's easy for you to say

Boom! Boom!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:44, archived)

and the bottom cut out

(or have I got the wrong idea?)

again

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:44, archived)

er yeh - that's Badger Bumming

Thursday nights at the Woodland Experience (after closing time - ask for Pete)

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:45, archived)

that's SETtled then

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:46, archived)

make sure you

get a TB jab first

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WOLF .™, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:51, archived)

you could do it

with a massive steel ring arround the earth :)

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:45, archived)

hehe

good idea

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Milkman Dan, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:50, archived)

Well folks this is our last hope before the lights go out

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WOLF .™, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:36, archived)

you are Johnny Ball

AICMFP

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:38, archived)

Johnny's balls reveal all

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mugatu, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:43, archived)

as long

as they don't chew through the elastic band

(pdjpdj, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:39, archived)

Hmm I think the two agencies will need to work together on this one

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WOLF .™, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:40, archived)

ha - no chance then!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:40, archived)

all we need is to set up a joint blog

then Bob is your uncle

(pdjpdj, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:45, archived)

blog blog blog

you are a BBC news site journalist AICMFP

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:46, archived)

Blogs are like sitting next to a drunk depressed person in a pub

... they spill their life story out and you sit there pretending to listen... when all you're really thinking...shut the fuck up

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WOLF .™, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:50, archived)

ppft

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:59, archived)

Pun Power...

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AngryDave requiring lawyers, guns and money since, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:32, archived)

redex power?

edit: apologies if it's just my dodgy connection

Edit EDIT: no it's just IE being crap

(exleafite Did I miss anything?, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:32, archived)

hurrah, an excuse to pearoast from last night :)

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:36, archived)

oh my

(pdjpdj, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:46, archived)

pfft

a very old joke

still woo and yay

fisson chips, for easy disposal

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:38, archived)

Introducing the Tony Wind Assisted Turbine (TWAT)! ®

especially sensitive to bullshit, produces enough energy during Prime Ministers Question Time to run all the lights and kettles for the entire Home Counties during an episode of Miss Marple

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:23, archived)

check further down the board

someones down a magician hat like you described! :)

have a woo
but only a lil one, as i'm off now
Bye!

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:24, archived)

bah - that was my idea!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:26, archived)

he is a tool nowadays

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:34, archived)

he's just hoping he don't get dunked in salt.

Fecking schoolkids.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:22, archived)

that is rather large

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:23, archived)

only 27k though :)

Sees?

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:24, archived)

I think he meant the size of the snail

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mugatu, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:28, archived)

thank you dear

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:29, archived)

Maybe the snail is only 27K?

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:31, archived)

yup.....

....errrr, yeah, that's what I meant :p

I LOOK STUPID NOW!!!!

*shakes fist*

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:39, archived)

poor snaily

his eyes are in the wrong place though shirly?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:27, archived)

'ning a ling Jeccs

I reckon he's a real beaut
*pops in mouth*

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hypnochimp, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:31, archived)

'ning matey :D

how goes it?

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:35, archived)

aww

poor little mite

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Milkman Dan, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:50, archived)

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:14, archived)

ha ha ha!!

never mind
i've met some "kinky" women that really go for the shaved look :)

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:15, archived)

Woo to your signature

Ben Folds rawks my world! \m/

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jmptdc Mark the perfect man and behold the upright, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:16, archived)

can't beat a good bit of rocking piano!

*rawks*

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:17, archived)

There is an absolutely filthy filthy video featuring

a shaven headed man. Can't find the URL at the mo because I'm at work.

But you can find it through the bagslap site. It's called pressure spot

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:18, archived)

i'm not going on bagslap, you dirty boy!

and if it's that one where he shoves his bald head up her
i've seen it already.......

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:19, archived)

That's the badger

~~seen it~~

saved it to my hard drive

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:22, archived)

Woo!

What a great thing to see first thing in t'morning!

(Am I reading too much into it or is the magazine title supposed to be GHD without the hair?)

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jmptdc Mark the perfect man and behold the upright, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:16, archived)

Nah, GD are the initials of a comic title.

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JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:18, archived)

Good Dog?

Ghost Donkey?
Geriatric Dingo?
Gallant Drake?

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:23, archived)

Ghost Donkey

i'd buy it.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:45, archived)

baldy....

baldy bouncer.

He now looks like a Bond Villian.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:17, archived)

needs more scar tissue

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Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:21, archived)

that I wish you saw?

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:23, archived)

Sarcasm is to know it all

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:23, archived)

Close your eyes

AND I'LL KISS YOU

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:25, archived)

*points*

GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY! GAY!

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:28, archived)

*bums*

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wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:29, archived)

haha nice

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:17, archived)

hahaha

brilliant

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:20, archived)

Slappy!

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Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:22, archived)

That's what my missus is like....

Stare... stare... stare...
"You haven't noticed have you?"
"What?"
"I painted my nails!!!!. Tut..."

(and she says shiny a lot, which is frankly a little disturbing...)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:27, archived)

haha

wonderful

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Milkman Dan, Thu 27 Apr 2006, 9:49, archived)

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