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Yeah!? Wot ov it?

(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:36, archived)

um.....

is this a joke about the crop tool in photoshop?

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:38, archived)

riding crop

yes?

Not sure why it's humungous, though.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:39, archived)

It's a bumper one.

peradventure a field full of bumoers might have more hummus?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:45, archived)

A field full of bummers?

B3ta is just so base...

(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:49, archived)

No.

It's a joke about how easy you are to goad.

(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:40, archived)

but nothing's been cropped?

what's the big thing in the field?

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:40, archived)

I wasn't sure

I was guessing some kind of bumper

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:48, archived)

That wasn't the punchline I expected!

Err woo, probably

/pretends to get it

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broadsword w⚓, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:39, archived)

Punchline?

You've got the wrong idea about me, I'm afraid.

(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:47, archived)

You mean you're not a 44 year old trucker

called Dave?

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broadsword w⚓, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:57, archived)

Wha?!

You and your lucky guess. Next time you shall not be so fortunate, Johnny.

*thrusts groin in face*

*again*

(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:05, archived)

Coloured TUTT!!!

In a variety of fantastic colours*!!!

Obvious props to JJ for actually doing these, and to TUTT, for just being so goddam awesome!

_{*well, two...}

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:28, archived)

*gets LOSER forehead stamp*

*STAMPS*

JJ's art is ace, of course.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:30, archived)

I offered

she accepted...

...besides, I have nothing else to do...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:34, archived)

it's my job to be rude

ignore it :)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:36, archived)

*Grabs stamp*

*stamps all over mr horrible*
Dammit its up-side-down! Every TIME!

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P3te "the Meat", Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:39, archived)

oh my god, a talking ass!

nicely coloured.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:30, archived)

hahahaha

on so many levels....

how are you sir?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:31, archived)

sooper dooper, thanks.

and you, mister?

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:31, archived)

only avoided arrest once today

I feel almost cheap.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:35, archived)

*brandishes handcuffs*

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:36, archived)

*waits for it to chew through her pants and demand to be kissed like any other mouth*

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:35, archived)

thats really quite disturbing...

but at the same time, arousing...

...so confused!

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:40, archived)

i have a vagina in my armpit.

it sells soap to passerby.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:43, archived)

I have a support group

for that.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:46, archived)

mr. cronenberg and ms. chambers will be late today, i fear.

they have hydrophobia.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:49, archived)

hahah

she is so much more than that~

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:35, archived)

i like to reduce people to small, unfairly derived and assumptive fractions of their whole...

...based upon caricatures drawn of them by others. life is simpler that way.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:46, archived)

I want in on your religion

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:54, archived)

be prepared to make your offering to the nasal gods!

atch! ew!

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:58, archived)

OMG YEY! hehehe

thenkyou q:

with my little yiff ears on... haha

and my talking hip!

awesome! thanks!

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:31, archived)

I presumes it's from your dancings?

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Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:32, archived)

ohohoho yes

i dance like a champ!

in my mind...

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:36, archived)

i dance

in other peoples' minds

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:37, archived)

On hot coals?

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Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:39, archived)

I wouldn't say no

if I were asked in that certain way.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:41, archived)

At gun point?

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Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:42, archived)

That's not what I meant

but I'm not going to pretend it wouldn't work.

I'm easily persuaded me.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:44, archived)

*takes in break*

How about . . actually I'm all out of silly questions.

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Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:46, archived)

take a break?

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:47, archived)

Meant to say breath but I'm doing much typing as well as this.

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Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:51, archived)

Hands up who read that as chimp.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:38, archived)

*puts hand up*

Crud, it's stuck!

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P3te "the Meat", Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:40, archived)

*lubes*

*puts both hands up*

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broadsword w⚓, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:42, archived)

i was thinking "chump"

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:44, archived)

I am so tempted to 'shop that.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:48, archived)

You have to now

an anim, prefferably

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P3te "the Meat", Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:51, archived)

Nah.

I've filled my quota for the day and I need to find the last fruit for this loco roco. It's hiding from me.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:56, archived)

Nice colourage.

*boogies*

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Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:31, archived)

Nicely

I vote for red

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P3te "the Meat", Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:31, archived)

duh

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:33, archived)

As opposed to blllack!

The colour of the lies told by our fore-fathers! blaaaaaaaask!

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P3te "the Meat", Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:35, archived)

that's brilliant...apart from those fuckin' furry yiffy ears!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:33, archived)

^this

i dont get people with animal ears :S it does bug me a little.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:34, archived)

You weren't at the Derby bash!!

They were real!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:38, archived)

I certainly wasn't

I'm fairly new to all this. Signed up for years but only been posting for about a month.

the ears being real doesn't help.. much.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:39, archived)

See below....

:o) B3ta tennis!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:40, archived)

they were dixon's

i wore them for most of the night
because they blended in with my hair really well

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:38, archived)

haha....

See above ^^

P.S. That wasn't the only hairy thing of Dixon's on display that night!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:39, archived)

hehehe

s'all gooood

where's your friend?

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:41, archived)

Fast asleep....

He came home early (he is my young cousin that lives with me, nothing GAY!) 'cause he felt poorly, he has gone to bed after Pizza and beer... Oh and the new series of Prison break, if it helps....

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:42, archived)

I read that as 'Pension break',

Which seems so awsome in my head now!

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Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:44, archived)

Previously on Pension Break....

Have you topped up enough saving to last you??

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:48, archived)

ask all you like

but I ain't colouring that...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:42, archived)

christ

sounds like you guys have uh.. fun?

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:43, archived)

it was BRILLIANT

there was much dancing.. and merriment.. and ermm... kissing and huggage by me hahaha

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:44, archived)

I remember it well....

And photoing of DB's arse, and shocked expressions from FE seeing the front angle, and Dr W wobbling around.... Huzzah for fun! haha!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:47, archived)

...

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:49, archived)

You should come to the next one....

It's all in good taste.... Er, well, you know what I mean!!

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:50, archived)

He came and stood directly infront of me to do that.

I wondered what the bloody hell he was doing as he slowly unzipped whilst grinning madly.

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Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:49, archived)

That second line

is an excellent quote.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:52, archived)

yes in real life they can be cute :)

but the whole furry squirrels with tits thing, is really disturbing

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:43, archived)

Nice!

Oh so very nice!

(cow-appreciation-society, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:37, archived)

DING DONG!

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broadsword w⚓, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:40, archived)

what a cock up

...

apologies for length (groan)

-groan? not at this size you won't!

(an2knee, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:17, archived)

micropenis displays are always welcome.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:29, archived)

why is it yellow?

is it diseased?

it reminds me of either bert or ernie... I can never remember which ones which...

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Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:29, archived)

when you're on all fours in the dark, they're tough to tell apart.

or so i heard....

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:31, archived)

have the product of a wasted friday

*edit - if you like these check my other efforts. www.b3ta.com/board/6469528

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:02, archived)

this is a bit like a story

a short story

Edit: but an eventful one

I can't vote for a specific one - why not enter them all in replies?

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:03, archived)

please tell it to me?

*tucks self in*

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:04, archived)

Someone sets fire to a stag

while a local turtle swims around in a pint of beer and win's first prize in the pegnguin's coffee-time challenge. The end

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P3te "the Meat", Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:06, archived)

fucking spoiler alert that post, you hamhead!

jeez....

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:09, archived)

And they all lived happily ever after

Appart from the stag, who was cursed with the name bambi

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P3te "the Meat", Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:11, archived)

the cervine family was notorious for its unimaginative naming schemes.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:14, archived)

Ummmm kiinda bailed at the end

There once was a hippo called

.
Whose nearest and

est was deaf.

Though life was a hurdle, his wife was a

.
Whose diet was a

of best.
She would swim in the

,

he fell in love with a

esse,
who was the image of style and finesse,
he did wish his wife would fu

EDIT: OH CRAP - it is tea....

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:10, archived)

you were doing so well!

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:11, archived)

I may edit it in a min

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:12, archived)

Ha ha!

Should the 2nd go something like..

There was this penguin called fluffy
Who who hated to swim in the sea
She would swim in the cup
And when out of luck
Would finish the job with some tea

edit: not that it makes any more sense
edit2: i thought it was coffee too

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P3te "the Meat", Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:19, archived)

With no words

or discernable plot

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P3te "the Meat", Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:04, archived)

there you go.

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:07, archived)

lighter

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:04, archived)

reindeer

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:05, archived)

turtle

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:05, archived)

pint

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:05, archived)

"I won the internet" trophy

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:06, archived)

penguin

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:06, archived)

the fifth one down...

...looks like a crosseyed cat balancing a capsule on her nose.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:06, archived)

a capsule?

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:07, archived)

full of lifesaving medication...

...or rohypnol.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:08, archived)

tea

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:07, archived)

beer and deer I like

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:09, archived)

there's a link you can click

to express that :)
ta

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:10, archived)

Top iconage

And thanks for posting them individually so we can vote for our favourites :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:10, archived)

t'was a pleasure

nobody likes my big pictures so I'm glad my icons are appreciated! Thanks :D

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:13, archived)

pot..pot :)

b3ta.com/board/6470098

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:14, archived)

detracting from my efforts eh?

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:16, archived)

being helpfull to people who like hats

and yes this fucking icon challenge is busting my balls

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:18, archived)

Aww don't be like that

icons are a part of B3ta and it's good that we might get to vote on our favourites for the next batch.
Take deep breaths, lie back and thing of.. erm.. socks!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:21, archived)

I feel like such a failure..

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:23, archived)

Don't be silleh

I reckon you're in with a good chance of one of yours being selected.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:25, archived)

Hehe, well

I have been playing the odds with the amount I've done :)

Thanks though.

*edit - which one?

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:26, archived)

I voted for

Reindeer and penguin.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:43, archived)

I like 'em all :)

but it's like chinese water torture to me

drip...drip...drip...drip

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:27, archived)

have a rp of a proper image then

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:28, archived)

That cannot fail to amuse

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:38, archived)

hehehe

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:45, archived)

Ooh thanks Prod

I keep meaning to install firefox. I may do so now.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:20, archived)

look for firefox 2.0 :)

[edit]

www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:20, archived)

Not worth its own thread.

[EDIT:And badly posted I meant to say:

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:11, archived)

what happened to the other one?

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:12, archived)

It was too small

and thus shit.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:13, archived)

made me chuckle.

*edit, now I've had to click twice :(

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:13, archived)

Ace.

These look like they would fit in nicely :)

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Shada, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:12, archived)

cool.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:13, archived)

huzzah.

(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:16, archived)

i like the lighter

the deer
then turtle
the penguin
and the tea

but not in that order

and no offence to the others of course.

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:32, archived)

is the order in which you like them

a secret?

(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:33, archived)

you are sacked

if your name is Crispin Evans

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finnbar has officially retired, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 1:12, archived)

I know everyone's been asking this

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:50, archived)

Get to fu....

Hahahahahah :¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:51, archived)

heh. you're terrible, muriel.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:52, archived)

Ohh clevaar!

woo.
oh,and 'night all

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:52, archived)

G'night :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:57, archived)

night :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:01, archived)

Ha ha..........nice

www.b3ta.com/board/6463459

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paranoiaman, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:52, archived)

ha ha ha ha ha ha !

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:53, archived)

Haha!

Woo!

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broadsword w⚓, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:53, archived)

I love you..hahaha! :)

I was thinkin' WTF? for a second

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:54, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:57, archived)

Hahahaha

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:56, archived)

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tolin its me, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:00, archived)

Nutter!

Most woo & yay :D

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:05, archived)

What the....

hahahahahahahahahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:08, archived)

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Shada, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:12, archived)

So that's what you were up to,

you cheeky monkey!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:15, archived)

haha

you clever shit

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Milkman Dan, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:50, archived)

hahaha

quality!

*cleeks*

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discomeats This canoe, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 12:41, archived)

Yoink!

*clickeroo*

(Gyrate AHHHHHH! Saviour of the Universe!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 15:46, archived)

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:39, archived)

more like it

Edit: saves TJ for later

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:40, archived)

How can I tell?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:41, archived)

profile

who is meaner than me?

Private: You liked 427 pictures, 72 links, 8 qotw replies.

and with your profile - you will have to look at the source :-S

wait ! I shouldnt reveal this! I can't play top trumps now!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:41, archived)

What?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:43, archived)

in your own profile it says what you liked....

well, mine does :S

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:43, archived)

Ah.

*views source*

12 pictures.

Nothing else. I don't do the other boards.

[EDIT: Oy! Say something about my picture. It doesn't have to be complimentary.]

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:44, archived)

Well,

I like that it has more of the stuff in your head at the moment than the starfish www.b3ta.com/board/6469789

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:47, archived)

Did you see the Virgin one?

[EDIT: Yes, you did]

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:57, archived)

I think it is my fave

maybe I liked the hamtoucher as much

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:03, archived)

RIS?

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:49, archived)

you have cought up on an edit a bit late.

its quite boring.
this is what it said:
www.b3ta.com/board/6470165

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:56, archived)

How are you making these?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:46, archived)

Science.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:47, archived)

goddamnit, i've gone blind!

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:51, archived)

my guess is

weed

Edit: CONFIRMED

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:47, archived)

I just don't get it.

I've never really been one for this abstract stuff, but to each their own

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:49, archived)

Not I.

I have banned all drugs from the house since I moved. I gave my (frankly ridiculously large - I pick more each year than I can possibly use and always dry and store them all) shroom stash away and have only smoked at parties and jams.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:57, archived)

why won't you stop?

just stop.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:53, archived)

Filename.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:55, archived)

saw it, read the message, played with my nipples.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:57, archived)

Is nipples your cat?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:01, archived)

no, my pet slug.

i'm teaching him how to fetch.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:03, archived)

feltch?

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:09, archived)

don't talk with your mouth full, dear.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:15, archived)

These are perculiar,

but I do like them. I can't really pin point as to why.

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Fluffy elephants, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:29, archived)

Nor I.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:36, archived)

Sometimes, Tommy would wait for hours.... but then they'd come....

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Flash_Bastard, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:34, archived)

It's old..

but I re-discovered it

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Flash_Bastard, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:35, archived)

Dolphin Bukkake?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:35, archived)

I think I saw that film

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Flash_Bastard, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:36, archived)

Lully! woo!

They should breed dolphins to be smaller, then we could keep them in tanks, on our sideboards,and teach them tricks and stuff.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:38, archived)

They're not coming.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:40, archived)

huzzah.

all children should be imprisoned in ewers.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:54, archived)

Thats remarkable

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broadsword w⚓, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:55, archived)

Whoa

that's excellent :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:57, archived)

Hi-ya!!!

(zerodin has magical powers., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:34, archived)

Down with this sort of thing.

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:49, archived)

careful now...

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RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:54, archived)

Oh yeah...

Well just for that, you don't get to be in our cult!

(zerodin has magical powers., Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:22, archived)

But then his thumb will smell of shite

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:50, archived)

Had to!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:28, archived)

*clogdances*

/edit: that's it for me for today. Goodnight all!
*clogdances to bed*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:29, archived)

Oh dear

oh dear dear dear.
*spang*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:31, archived)

BADUM CLOP!

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:31, archived)

Arf!

*groans* :-D

(cow-appreciation-society, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:33, archived)

pfffh!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:33, archived)

Hahaha!

*likes this*

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broadsword w⚓, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:43, archived)

serves the fat shoe-eating bastard right.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:56, archived)

shiny new graphics tab

what shall i draw now?

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:22, archived)

*gasp*

Mr Boy, you know the rules!
Still, that's a top feesh and no mistake.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:23, archived)

what pot dun said!

shame on you!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:25, archived)

ive already done my duty twice

im on my third graphics tab so can i be excused

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:28, archived)

*checks pass*

all clear..move along now

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:30, archived)

Blimey

There are no rules for acquiring subsequent tablets so you are right.
I think new rules need to be introduced.
I still love the feesh though :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:32, archived)

Draw some fish

— please. Errr.

(cow-appreciation-society, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:24, archived)

humans in a fishtank with a shipwreck and or rum drinking skeleton

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:24, archived)

yes!

me likes this

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:25, archived)

Splendid, I have both a shipwreck and a rum drinking skeleton

in with my feeshes, they seem to like it

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:29, archived)

Robots!

Big ones, with big stompy feets.

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Shada, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:24, archived)

like this

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:29, archived)

You have all of the talent

That's ace!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:33, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:46, archived)

Yay, ace!

/belated reply

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Shada, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:51, archived)

evil clam evil

stunt clam!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:26, archived)

cocks

crudely drawn ones

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:27, archived)

^this

It's the law.

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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:48, archived)

Another fish/marine inhabitant eating that fish

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P3te "the Meat", Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:29, archived)

a rastafarian hermaphrodite having sex with a telephone.

please....

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:58, archived)

Yay! Wonderful!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 30 Oct 2006, 20:09, archived)

Geek factor 7

No, you're not missing anything...

(cow-appreciation-society, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:21, archived)

pfft

silly

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:22, archived)

Blimey

a LOTR reference and I actually got it!
Yay me (and you for making me feel part of the geek crowd, for once).

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:23, archived)

If you can't count in hexadecimal

I'm not talking to you.

*turns*

Hey! Come back!

(cow-appreciation-society, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:25, archived)

Bah men

all you ever think of is hex.
actually I was a developer from 1977 until a few years ago. Of course I know hex.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:27, archived)

Ahh

Good ol' 0x7B9, a fine year.

Used calculator, like a wuss...

(cow-appreciation-society, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:30, archived)

I got it too!

b3ta senses returning!!!

woo Cow app-soc

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:25, archived)

Two premature lateshift posts in a row

Did I nap into the wrong timezone?

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:32, archived)

sheen killa

(Marty McFly's Father You're not getting any peanuts until we get home!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:17, archived)

oooh

nice~~~~~

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:19, archived)

and I meant that

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:20, archived)

i like this for sexing

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TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:25, archived)

it is sexing my tooth at the moment

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:25, archived)

sheenality!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:21, archived)

he's a killah Sheeeeen

Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:23, archived)

Fuck.

I was going to post that exact post.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:40, archived)

"Schuh"*

*Noise of sword slicing thru' neck.

top stuff

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:24, archived)

There's something special in the mix that goes into

The Dibnah Bubbles Machine

(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:08, archived)

Grand stuff

I like that
woo yay dibnah

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:10, archived)

Woo!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:10, archived)

Yaaay

Dibnahbubbles are ace.

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Shada, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:13, archived)

yay !

vote for the dib challenge

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:21, archived)

sorry

but I don't want to see the same cnuts face over and over for a frickin week

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:24, archived)

*votes*

your dibnah machines were the source for the idea

(parlicoot is warm, cuddly and drinking a nice cup of tea, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:25, archived)

Beltin, is that...

..aye..

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beefandcheese, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:10, archived)

Icon challenge you say?

tetris!

#edit# i would animate it, but all i got is paint.

(Mr Sprinkles, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:07, archived)

How did u do transparency in paint?

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P3te "the Meat", Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:11, archived)

....

black magic.

ok i lie, i have fireworks, but have no idea how to animate with it.

happy?

(Mr Sprinkles, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:12, archived)

hahaha how easily you fold

He didn't even have to break out the water board

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:13, archived)

busted

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P3te "the Meat", Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:16, archived)

You make as well animate it

seeing that you've broken the rules already.
Icons are supposed to be greyscale.
Sorry.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:11, archived)

the only rules i saw

were that it hasto be 15x13

(Mr Sprinkles, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:17, archived)

I admire your persistence with your hat

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P3te "the Meat", Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:18, archived)

Ctrl/V

isn't much of a chore :)

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:19, archived)

So long as you don't copy something else in between posts

and accidentally paste something highly embarrassing and incriminating on the board :¬)

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P3te "the Meat", Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:28, archived)

you should instal this into firefox :)

signature.mozdev.org/

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:13, archived)

I can't recognise it as tetris.

All I see is a blob of colours ._.

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Shada, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:12, archived)

it's all there

honest

(Mr Sprinkles, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:14, archived)

go to gimp.org

FREE download of the gimp.....it also does animations......its FREE

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:13, archived)

How much does it cost?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:14, archived)

I believe it costs...

exactly £1 less than everything in the pound shop !

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paranoiaman, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:17, archived)

I once knew..

of a bloke who asked (in all seriousness) a poundshop assistant how much something cost.

(Chav In A Box? Was busy stealing your Vauxhall Nova on, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:24, archived)

I have a friend...

who ALWAYS does it......

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paranoiaman, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:30, archived)

3 hours work per day

7 days a week
for the rest of your life
doing silly animations for b3ta

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:19, archived)

SOLD!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:21, archived)

DO IT!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:03, archived)

I did this a looong time ago. I called it 'The Mexican Stand-Off".

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Flash_Bastard, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:03, archived)

hahaha!

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:05, archived)

arf!!

that pun made me a bit cross, and is rotten to the core!

(LargeDoner, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:06, archived)

How many puns?

I COUNT three . . .
Arf!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:09, archived)

bah

you pipped me to it....

(LargeDoner, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:14, archived)

Hahahaha!

Braw!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:08, archived)

hahahaha

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:12, archived)

Nice one Dave.

Can you have a look at my pun further down, *points*, cos even I am drawing a blank.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:13, archived)

yeah

It's not leapt out at me yet, but I've beed drinkting
hmmm colour . . .

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:15, archived)

amoebaboy?

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:13, archived)

Apparently, this pic inspired his latest run

of man-mangling veg

I feel so proud
Yippee!

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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:15, archived)

Then we have you to thank, thanks!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:22, archived)

You're up late sir...

:o)

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benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:15, archived)

hahahaha!

Inspired.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:08, archived)

Haha

Ace.

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Shada, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:09, archived)

Call me thicko!

Cos I don't get this!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:12, archived)

OI THICKO!!!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away....

(TheJockGit, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:56, archived)

Fuck me

How is that 388k?!

It's funny an' all, but...

(Wombatovic, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:13, archived)

heh. good stuff.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:00, archived)

icon entries

^my friend made the top hat...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:03, archived)

Hitler?

On a plinth, with an invisible coat on?

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Peregr1n @peregr1n, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:07, archived)

no.

ones an emo kid that i made and the other is a top hat that my friend made

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:22, archived)

the hat goes on the head, not the other way 'round

(ekk the thief, Sat 28 Oct 2006, 0:26, archived)

I have a good idea,

But it's hard to be sure...

1 two c $ first

(Booga O Valencia!, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:55, archived)

Wee Johnny.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 22:57, archived)

this did make me laugh~~

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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 27 Oct 2006, 23:31, archived)

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