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# Apologies to Happy Toast.... but we know it just HAD to be done! After all... it WAS a 'bare arse!
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# Snigger.

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# RACIST
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# AAIST
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# It's ok
it's a white bear
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# IM NOT RACIST
IM TELLING THE TRUTH
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# I'M
*rings grammar police* *mwah*
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# YE GODS NO
*runs*
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# you mean SRACIST!
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# sNIGGER
sHIT CAPS LOCK IS ON.
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# Bear arse?
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# Baaaarse
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# that would be great
if you hadn't cocked up the layers so it comes out behind the hands :)
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# haha shame you haven't got teh skills to turn the blue to red/pink
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# dear GOD NO!
as if the actual reminding of goatse wasn't enough.
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# but in nature red is danger
warning you.
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# How many b3tards have been scarred for life
...by gently, diligently and throughly dragging a pixel-perfect select marquee around Mr Goatse's hands,
making sure as to not get any of his bright red bum hole in there.
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# I believe they're available separately somewhere...
to save you the pain.
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# yes...
I got these elsewhere... thankfully
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# worse if someone catches you DOING that.
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# hahahah ^THIS
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# haha
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
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# pfggwahahaaaa
^The noise i just made.

Really like your toons. Not seen this one before, s'good.

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# :)
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# hahaha
that's the exact noise i made too!
i didn't expect that twist at the end at all, woo!
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# M Night Shymilan eat your heart out!
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# Ha ha
MY hand look like goatse's!!!!

100%fact
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# especially when you're stretching your anus?
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# Look!
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# holy shit.
it's uncanny.
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# can you wipe my name off that please
seriously
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[challenge entry] Malawi... come and get 'em!
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# Yay!
But boo for a reet proper crapsticks compo.
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# All the jokes have been done already
and are doomed to be repeated for the next week.


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# Arabs, pants and panama hats.
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# I'm not enjoying it as yet...
... hopefully it'll pick up later in the week :)
That said, I can't talk, as I haven't posted anything.
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# yeah, bit soft isn't it
but I was kinda along these lines after watching newsnight
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# ^
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# NEO JAPAN OVERTAKEN BY POP CULTURE!
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# hahaha
great!
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# Ooooh, yay - clever!
But I liked it more without the animation.
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# Thought it might be too subtle!
EDIT: Fixed, Ms. Wallis!
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# Oooh, why, thank you!
Such a polite young animal/mineral/vegetable!
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# ^o^
 
yay!
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[challenge entry] lolz
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# Whats
the point of a virgin that keeps its legs crossed !?
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# Oh Rly?
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# Pfffft! You!
What are you like?!
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# i'm like someone desperately lacking in original ideas for this *ahem* 'great' compo
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[challenge entry] Look, no Arabs!
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# now THOSE are sexeh pance
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# Dixon - *looks on Ebay*
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# Hahahahahahahaha!
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# Woo!
 
and also yay - Botha's dead.

DEAD.
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# What?
tell me more.

[EDIT: Fuck me! last night!]
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# *activates time-machine*
 
*fucks*
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# Pfft.
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# thems pance am woo
if oddly disturbing.
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# Thank you.
I don't know why, but I do rather like them.
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# i would wear them
and i usually wear boxers.
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# Well, there goes my lunch then.
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# *writes down*
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# with the black bit cunningly placed
so as not to show the skids, clever
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# Have you tried toilet paper?
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# have you tried trying before you judge?
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# I'd like to make a joke about how that had been added
as recently as 1990, but it might be misconstrued.
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# any takers.
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# *takes*
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# *frots*
/ac
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# me please yea yea

*jumps*
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# I've been waiting ten minutes now for the next frame of that animation
I want to see her busters.
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# haha
its a boy you gay.
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#
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# hahahaha
the cad!
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#
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# Panowie!
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# :)
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#
I leik painter!

When more littl newtin?
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# Ahhh
I was just thinking about that today. I had a great idea, well it made me laugh at least. Who knows, maybe I'll get time over the weekend to put it together.
I'm too easily distracted and too busy with work stuff. It's a bad combination :)
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# this brings joy to me
*joy*
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# I say!
 
More of this sort of thing.


 
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# Rocket
Bassie.

I approve.
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# Who invented clowns
that's what I want to know.
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# Satan, or the Pope.
 
Pick one.
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# Excellent!!
woo yay houpla! etc

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# Excellent stuff!
Woo and Yay!
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# You talented gitzoid.
:)
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# Haha,
Gilliam-tastic!
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# ha ha!
how unexpected!
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# Hahahaha!
Splendid.
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[challenge entry] Two stubble?
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# no
that am most woo!!!
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# Shouldn't that be Y-O-U-'-R-E?
 
woo and yay, darling!
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# hahahaha
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# RIS?
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# Totally!
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# Uruguay
You're uh gay.

Sorry.
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[challenge entry] Stars and stripes?
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# you're a git.
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[challenge entry] I'm in an 'offend someone' mood.
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Fuck you, America!

Ahahahahahahahaha
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#
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#
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#
woo!
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# oh let's see...
FIRST, that's NOT an American city in the background

SECOND, oh who cares...
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[challenge entry] The Frenchies
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# chimps ?
see i'd have used monkeys ...
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# hehehe
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# Ah crap,
I dont know why but this just made me lose the game.

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# wanker!
*grumpy now*
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# on the lighter side of things
All hail the Flying spaghetti monster.

he created the game to remind all humanity of his perfection.

Ramen.
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# am I out of line by saying that
anyone who plays 'the game' is a complete and utter nonce? ;)
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# hahaha
cheese eatin surrender monkeys!!
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# phff
i offend every major religion equally and i get a slap ... but it's ok to tease the French ... *bhamwahgggy*
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# Cries
muwahahahaha


*phones spelling police*
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# ta
half asleep, i needed a visit from the spelling rozza
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# arf
may as well post this here


it would animate* but I don't have the whatsits...

* links to a tutorial would be most fluffeh
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#
old habits
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# excellent Beadle-esque nose pickage
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# arf
Eat it!
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# just eat it.
They're out to get you, better leave while you can ....

/Ironman should be doing this
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#
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[challenge entry] Hull.......
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# yep
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# Ah well
Phucket!
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# badum
tish!
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# muwhhahhahah!
 
Woo.
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# *cunts in the phuck(et)*
;)
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[challenge entry] Iraq
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[challenge entry] If we lost ww2
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# that is rather smart~
*clicks*
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# you say there's no black in the union jack but you can't give me a single reason why
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# Rather ironically
that design means there is black in the Union Jack.
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# Oh sometimes I'm so silly
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# think thats ...
the new labour flag
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# politics
lol
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# you'd just have a german flag, or a regular swastika
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# V'naas/
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# we won?
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# the eyes of evil
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# Oh the humanity!
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# Squish him!
Squish him good!

woo!

You ahve all the hummus tonight!!
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# Hahahahaha
I want to borrow your brain for a while
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[challenge entry] Thanks Russel T Davis.

Still it's better than "sheep-shagger".
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# Dr Who, isn't it
Torchwood is sooooo Welsh! isn't it!
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# isset boyo?!
Tidy! etc etc.
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# Yes it is.
cym wrt flobble.*

*nonsense I hope!!!
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# A frog?
In which bidet?
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# Arf!


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# ...
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# classy!
woo and yay
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# good expression
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# i suspect that might be his only expression
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#
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#
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# yay
they look so proud
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# your guy...
surely he has a wig heh.
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# I think he's Russian

I'd like to think so anyway
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# thats much better
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# hehe
I was thinking about making that
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# that actually took a couple of seconds.
haha :-)
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[challenge entry] bugger


compo?
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[challenge entry] Please visit us, we're just as permissive as you think we are, really!

note: marihuana is not actually legal in the Netherlands. also: walking in the biking lane will get you severely injured. If you hear a ringing noise, get out of the way.
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# i'm missing your point
i think
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# get out of my bike lane!
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# *ring* *ring*
FUCKSOX!!
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# BANANAPHONE!
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# *phone rings*
*hides under table*
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:42, archived)
# It's the PHANTOM BICYCLE!
Hello you! In other news: my fingers are so cold, I can't feel to type!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:44, archived)
# Hullo Caro
My fingers have been cold all day. But presently, they are starting to warm up
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:47, archived)
# I SAID!
CHEVRON!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:56, archived)
# i still don't get why people still call it marijuana.
that name was grouped with it to surround it in fear back when it was illegalised.
it's called Cannabis.
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:45, archived)
# I dunno,
The Dutch have more than a 1000 words for weed*

*may not, in fact, be true
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:48, archived)
# I only know 786
(, Wed 1 Nov 2006, 22:50, archived)
# but marijuana is just the mexican name for the same thing,
thats the only reason they grouped it with it. doesnt mean you can use it, i still hear people call it grass, and as its a flowering plant, it most definitely is not a grass
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