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# Aaaaand......
they're back



Previously:
The pilot episode Facelift
Yoga Holiday
Chandelier Pub
Bored Hide and seek
Thinking Wig
Confession Blue
Prepared Paris
Dog
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:41, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:42, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:42, archived)
# Yay!
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:43, archived)
# *Takes outside for a good talking to*

No.. much Woo & Yayness to you :D
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:45, archived)
# great!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:45, archived)
# Pffft.
Ace
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:45, archived)
# cless
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:55, archived)
# Hahahahaha
That made me laugh. Oh dear :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 20:21, archived)
# Far too much drawing


for a joke this crap
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:40, archived)
# no.
'tis funneh!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
You made me pfft through my sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:41, archived)
# ooh
sandwich


good idea
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:44, archived)
# hahaha
*whistles the theme tune*
bollocks thats stuck in my head now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:44, archived)
# Well..
it made me sipt wine on my keyboard
So have a Woo & an invoice for another drink ;)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:46, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
Great drawage + awful joke = woo!

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:49, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:47, archived)
# Ducko Nahor Se!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:36, archived)
# ah, nice pretty drawings
gives me a chance to post my pretty drawing what I did draw on Friday night instead of going daaan the pub.

Click for bigger (112 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:38, archived)
# That's
Orcsome, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:49, archived)
#
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! harpski, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:43, archived)
# So they did.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:49, archived)
# I dont know why...
you sank my battleboyce
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Say what you see

And the answers are
Windmills on Heather Mills, eating her meal of seal on wheels on a grill
Macca in a mac holding a mach 3 and a mac10 in mecca outside mecca bingo with a bigmac and i-mac whilst a 1971 mach flys past at mach10

compo entry #1,2,3,4,5,6
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:18, archived)
#
An 184k jpg?

I dreamed of this last night
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:20, archived)
# No.
I just do not possess the vocabulary.


Edit: Oh yes I do. Flying GTO Mustang Mach 1, windmill, hills, sub-standard computer ( i-mac ), Gold-digging gimp, George Foreman, rolling harp seal, Mecca, arabs, Big Mac, Gillette razor, aging wife-beater, oilskins, Uzi 9mm.

Now, what do I fucking win?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:20, archived)
# ahh
you missed a few
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:26, archived)
# father molesting the slave girl
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:22, archived)
# *films*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:28, archived)
# Yays!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:23, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:31, archived)
# No offence to these two top pictures
but does anyone else hate the tabloid-forced name "Macca" thats been assigned to this washed up individual?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:32, archived)
# "Posh and Becks" is the one that really gets to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:34, archived)
# he's been Macca
for about 20 years.
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:45, archived)
# haha! YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:44, archived)
# OI
I did that Macca Bingo pic, you thieving cunt!
www.b3ta.com/board/6540230
(Soupy Twist BEST BEFORE:, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:08, archived)
# optimization is your friend :)
tools.dynamicdrive.com/imageoptimizer/

[edit] hurrah
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:23, archived)
# sorry
I can do it - i jsut forget - drama over - phew
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:24, archived)
# Ok......
maccameccameccamaccaimacmadbitchgrillsealwindmill
Edit/bigmacwearingamac
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:24, archived)
# It's a good answer
But not quite right
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:26, archived)
# pffffft
(Londingham ., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:25, archived)
# seams perfect
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:29, archived)
# I think the world has just collapsed in on itself.
I have no other explanation for what I am seeing.
Great stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:26, archived)
# A pair of women's knickers!
Women's knickers!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:28, archived)
# WOMEN *snickers*
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:28, archived)
# Photo!
Photo!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:30, archived)
# Watch that filthy mouth of yours, fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:29, archived)
# That would be an eccumenical matter
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:30, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:06, archived)
# Wouldn't it be lovely?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
*titters*
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)
# *looks at your titters*
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:13, archived)
# you've all seen them
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:13, archived)
# Win or lose
sink or swim

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Winnah!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:09, archived)
# very nice indeed sir
weeeeeeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:09, archived)
# and look at George - the blank expression on his face
means he must have known John was plotting something.

Aceness, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:09, archived)
# ha ha!
it looks like he's making a rude gesture as he vanishes!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:11, archived)
# Top
Banana!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
That's quite fantastic, and duly clicked :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:27, archived)
# what a lovely shop!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:46, archived)
[challenge entry] He's just doing what Heather's doing...
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:05, archived)
# Is that you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)
# me brother
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:09, archived)
# Sorry, I you saying that yes, it is you (and you are calling Dixon_Bawls 'Brother'),
or using 'me' to mean 'my', as in it is your brother?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:10, archived)
# That's a really suitable username you've got there, mi'lord
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:11, archived)
# Thank you
minion.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:12, archived)
# no worries, you manly lord
I wish Yenkom would post his venn diagram pics again.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:14, archived)
# i sense a disturbance in the force
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:21, archived)
# i made quite a few
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:22, archived)
# First time I've seen them
Very cool.

(I helped save b3ta! jentulman carnt spel, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:37, archived)
# coo, ta
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:43, archived)
# its
a big nipple
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 18:39, archived)
# Please send him the following message:



"Phwoor. Would."

ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:11, archived)
# tell him yourself
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=31822
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:12, archived)
# done.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:15, archived)
# Making Macca look like a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)
# fucking him over?
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:09, archived)
# sorry

oh wait there i'm not
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:05, archived)
# Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:06, archived)
# argh! now THAT burns
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:07, archived)
# That's truly, truly awful!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Don,t know why,
but I laughed like a loon at that one.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:09, archived)
# You are badness
but I love it..more!
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:12, archived)
# maths puns, truly the work of the devil himself
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:15, archived)
# ha
mooooooooooooooooooooo
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:16, archived)
# OH GOD
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:29, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
that is truly terrible
well done :)
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:50, archived)
# New song, so it is.
Hope you listen and enjoy.

256kps mp3 - 6.5meg

96kps mp3 - 2.3meg

(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:04, archived)
# you want
the links board.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:05, archived)
# But
I made this, so it qualifies for this board.

*polite thanks*
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Links board and 'I made this' button?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:09, archived)
# I'm not that bothered one way or the other, but
Links board is slower and therefore would be potentially seen heard by more boarders :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:13, archived)
# really?
I thought it was just for images. I don't really mind personally, but it would make more sense on the links board. Maybe that's just me.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:10, archived)
# Both
duly noted.

Links board next time.
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:11, archived)
# *listens*
oooh....

EDIT: Nice. But needs more beats.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:05, archived)
# ^this
much more beats.
Drum machines are evil.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:10, archived)
# 'tis a loop
But I take your point.
(I helped save b3ta! superbabyproject, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:12, archived)
# Why am I listening to your dog?
needs more cowbell
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:05, archived)
# Nice!
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Nice,
now try here www.b3ta.com/links/
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:10, archived)
# That's rather good, that is!
Nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:31, archived)
# A sneak peek behind the doors at the Bureau of Political Correctness


..and a good evening to you all :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:58, archived)
# hoorah for being PC
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Heh, I was just replying to the first one to point out I liked the little "wait for it" bit
when it magically changed
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:02, archived)
# i decided i preferred this one
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:03, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:03, archived)
# Nice
ladies "get in free" nights at Night Clubs is technically illeagal, some bloke sued a club for sex discrimination grounds once
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:03, archived)
# Everyone knows;
'Ladies for free' night = 'thousands of desperate blokes in striped shirts' night
(Londingham ., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:04, archived)
# You mean
check ben Sherman's Shirley? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:11, archived)
# does that law mean i'm allowed to become a nun though?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:05, archived)
#
be + in a
(Londingham ., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:06, archived)
# hahahahaha, I'm liking that
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:07, archived)
# No unshopped pics, please
;)
(Londingham ., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:08, archived)
# Bit of new art that i've made...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(sunsetdreams, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:52, archived)
# Stencilling on artex? :)
That's grand, that is
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:53, archived)
# Heavy metal guitarist?

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:55, archived)
# Thats cool!
I like the texture.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)
# Quo.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:58, archived)
# exactly what i thought
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:03, archived)
# Ooh
That's a bit good.

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:54, archived)
# The effects...
...of aspartame on the male genetalia
(soyaeatingnun, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:46, archived)
# NO
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:48, archived)
# NO NO NO NO!!!!
Why the feck did I click on that?
Oh yeah... I'm an idiot

well linked though
EDIT: but minus several million points for not flaging it as FUCKING NOT SAFE FOR ANYWHERE!
/nazi rant
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Fakkin' n00bs!
Thanks for stopping me clicking.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:53, archived)
# NSFW
now fuck off you utter cunt
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:49, archived)
# It's linked
and clearly states that it is male genitalia.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:11, archived)
# sigh
a picture of a wildebeest

and if you really are a pedant, you would have noticed that it does not state that at all :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:29, archived)
# Please post your own photos somewhere else
www.ratemycock.com

obviously nsfw
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:50, archived)
# ha ha! this^
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:51, archived)
# I would have thought the word "genetalia" might give some indication of NSFW
No need for bad karma.
(soyaeatingnun, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:57, archived)
# What you posted is extremely bad karma
Seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)
# The edit button is your friend,
now use it.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)
# No need to argue when you have obviously fucked up on at least 2 levels.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:00, archived)
# There's no I in team.
There is however, two in genitalia.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:00, archived)
# Arrrffft
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:03, archived)
# There's no I in team.
but there's a "ME" if you look hard enough
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:05, archived)
# I can only see one.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:06, archived)
# There's two alriight.

(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:15, archived)
# Shouldn't that be..
There ARE, however?
(I helped save b3ta! Araucaria is such a tit, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:13, archived)
# Yes.
*stabs*
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:17, archived)
# Listen,
a bit of advice.

*Try lurking for a bit. Just to get used to the idea of things
*Post links here www.b3ta.com/links/
*mark things not safe for work
*dont upset the locals
*and read the faq

otherwise just FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:58, archived)
# shut up
you pompous wanker :)

but other than that have a lovely day.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiodome has realised numbers in names aren't cool., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:11, archived)
# I didnt feel like flaming him.
I feel sorry for him, due to the size of his cock.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:00, archived)
# oh ffs
Hello twat. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:02, archived)
# Oof. Harsh
He DID link it.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:03, archived)
# true!
otherwise it would have said Hello cunt!

noon miss! *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:04, archived)
# Then shouldn't that then denote
using the links board?


*checks his kacks* Ooo I've just become a board nazi!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:05, archived)
# No. Not for a pic.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:07, archived)
# only if the pic is your own work
:D

(and I suspect this one may be)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:09, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! TIAL Four capital letters, written in gold., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:33, archived)
# why are you showing us a picture of your dog?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:35, archived)
# sounds like the life story of Dave the Hat...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:36, archived)
# The Hat
had a life?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:40, archived)
# The Hat
has 10 friends?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)
# And four of them
are woodwind instruments!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:52, archived)
# christ
*loads trusty service revolver*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:38, archived)
# *groans*
I'm still loving the puns
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)
# yes yesterday was a slow day wasn't it
gag
play on words
joke
knock knock
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:43, archived)
# *puts head in hands*
*lets out soft almost inaudible groan*
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:40, archived)
# *symphazises*
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:44, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Bloody hell.
*slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:47, archived)
# hey watch who you are slapping there ;)
edit: 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:49, archived)
# Pffft!
I see your sig, mister.

'Ning!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:50, archived)
# oh yeah, that
vileevils Carling Bar Academy in Brum in January btw (jan 23rd i think). Trying to get tickets in next couple of days.
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:56, archived)
# oooh, excellent
Are tickets on sale now?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:57, archived)
# can't find any on the web
i'll give them a call actually...
wait a bit
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:00, archived)
# You are a lovely
ta.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:02, archived)
# called the number for tickets and they didn't seem to have a clue at all
i'll keep looking
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:17, archived)
# Thread jack
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:53, archived)
# *cough*
www.unfairpak.co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:15, archived)
# woo...
(I helped save b3ta! Araucaria is such a tit, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:32, archived)
# Oooh
speckly magic.
That's *speckly*.
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:34, archived)
# I think your stuff is fucking marvellous :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:38, archived)
# awww
cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Afternings sir
I do like you sig :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:46, archived)
# hullo Snuggles :)
Cheers - stolen from Brass Eye
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:59, archived)
# very nice indeed
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)
# Now this is excellent..
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:39, archived)
# a woo to your woo
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)
# oooh shouldn't do that
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 17:03, archived)
# Lully :D

You are rather good at these
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:45, archived)
# Mmmm, grainy
Thats lovely Mister Mofaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:47, archived)
# C'mon Rod, let's go and "fix the aerial" eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Infidel , shit and wrong, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:29, archived)
# ROLF
YOU SAID EMO
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:33, archived)
# you BROKE my LIFE
Date: Nov 29, 2005 11:14 AM
Subject: do me a favore....
Body: call the police.
address: 27802 Abadejo, Mission Viejo, CA 92692.
tell them to go down the hall to the bathrooom.
im soo sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:38, archived)
# tv is getting a bit sick nowadays
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:20, archived)
# bleugh
pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)
# Needs more Buffy
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:28, archived)
# A bit late for the compo...
but since I didn't get a chance to post it then...

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:01, archived)
# ha ha
would!
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:04, archived)
# 555
I'd do Jesus!
(StrongBad =! strong% AND StrongBad =! bad%: StrongBad = 1/0, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:07, archived)
# Is that a
telephone number then?
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Call 555-ID-DO-JESUS
Calls cost 60p/min and may be monitored for training purposes. 18+ only. No Jews.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:11, archived)
# i did a Jesus hotline
www.b3ta.com/board/6535181
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)
# And THAT sounds
like a trendy drugs reference.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)
# Haha! I missed that.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)
# calls
0898 50 50 50
instead
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:14, archived)
# what IS that number?
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:16, archived)
# an aging chat-line number from over a decade ago
it changed to 0891505050 eventually
it had a little jingle that went with
"oh eight nine eight FIFTY FIFTY FIFTY"
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# 555
In Thai the number 5 is pronounced "ha", so in text messages and stuff, instead of putting "lol", they put "555".
(StrongBad =! strong% AND StrongBad =! bad%: StrongBad = 1/0, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 19:10, archived)
# *dials*

"hello Cliff"
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# hahahahaha
quality.


TJ:anyone have a Simon Weston Grill picture? Best google can get is a Frank Bruno toaster.

TIA
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:12, archived)
# Try Grandma Of Shoes' profile
The original pic was his.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:13, archived)
# Shall do, many thanks.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4694966
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:15, archived)
# Cheers.
I was speaking to some plank who was claiming the joke as his, so I thought I'd prove him wrong.


It makes me smile to do that.
(King of Swandanavia Proud owner of the worlds first Flong, Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:21, archived)
# that really is what b3ta is all about
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Sun 19 Nov 2006, 16:22, archived)

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