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# really not very funny
ok i'm new to this and properly following timothy claypole straight to hell - or something. anyway here's a tower and an other one
(Klaus J, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:28, archived)
# You're right.
They aren't funny.
(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:33, archived)
# Gotta be quick

someone else is gonna do this first
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:28, archived)
# Spakton!
That made me snort. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:29, archived)
# Translated into spak
That's

"nnnn nnnn nnnnnnnng
Nnnnnhhggbcvnnng
Backton"
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:31, archived)
# there's a nice oild rig
at Bacton just on the norfolk coast....

mmmmm nice
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:38, archived)
# I think
one of my uni mates' dad workes on that. They live in Gt. Yarmouth...? Possible? Mai oui, je sais.
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:46, archived)
# PLeeease
no more, I cant answer the phone through laughing.
Thats so funny.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:30, archived)
# DELBERT
Pun anyone?


(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:27, archived)
# Nice
one
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:31, archived)
# Ta
Very much! Always nice to be appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:39, archived)
# Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:27, archived)
# yeehah!
go kitty go!
(pouletboy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:33, archived)
# repost??
??
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:35, archived)
# um
yes, it is.

Though i did enjoy it the first time
(Jim Pooley, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:50, archived)
# bandwagon-jumping with a new low

this took me a ridiculously long time.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:27, archived)
# i fucking
love these leslie crowther things.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:29, archived)
# Well worth the wait though.
This is the best afternoon I have ever spent at work, ever!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:29, archived)
# Hehehehe
I thought i was all Leslie-and-the-Spastics'd out, but you made me laugh once more!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:29, archived)
# interesting fact:
the F is a rotated T with a bit added. oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:32, archived)
# don't spoil the magic!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:37, archived)
# Peter Glaze says:

"Yes, yes, Leslie. Very funny."
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:24, archived)
# I bet leslie Crowther
wont be getting a Christmas Card from him.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:25, archived)
# Leslie Crowther says
Buy more crisps!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:26, archived)
# Whats Leslie Crowther doing this Christmas.
Buying Crisps for Spastics!

(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:28, archived)
# but
what if he wins a fiver?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:30, archived)
# He'll buy more crisps...
for the spastics! Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:32, archived)
# Hooray!
What a lovely man!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:35, archived)
# he can give it
to charity and not get fat.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:34, archived)
# Bored, bored, bored, too warm, bored, and errr....bored?
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:19, archived)
# Nice look.
.
(Nelly, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:26, archived)
# can anyone spazz me up
directions to an attracive orangey red tropical fish with fancy teeth
(discom bob, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:19, archived)
# 2nd on the right
mind the tramp on the corner
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:28, archived)
# How about?
The one on my profile?
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:29, archived)
# Thanks
thats the fella, just wanted to print that out frame it and give it to me mum for christmas, if thats alright with you? you dont happen to have a larger copy do you ........
(discom bob, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:41, archived)
# Les Sez . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:18, archived)
# right. this has been annoying me
someone famous, like *really* famous, was married to his daughter. who? who? who?

chocolate hobnob to whoever can tell me. please!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:20, archived)
# Phil Lynott . . .
Wheres me hobnob ? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:21, archived)
# phew, that's a weight off my mind
hobnob is in the post. if i've got a big enough jiffy bag i'll bung in a cup of tea as well.

ta all.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:24, archived)
# Phil
Lynott
(I helped save b3ta! Natt, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:21, archived)
# Thin Lizzy's singer
Thin Lizzy's singer. Can't remember the name.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:22, archived)
# It was
Phil Lynott.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:24, archived)
# Yeah
and thank fuck that tit discovered heroin and Mr Crowther's daughter also succumbed to DOA. Pity about the rest of Thin Lizzy.
(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:33, archived)
# Phil Lynott

www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/singerUnid/CBF5B74C1C013A914825698B0029C954
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:22, archived)
# was it
Phil Lynott ?
(Jim Pooley, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:22, archived)
# ooooh oooohh
i know this one..

Phil Lynott of thin lizzy
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:23, archived)
# thats
a large pack of hobnobs
(discom bob, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:24, archived)
# *mutters to self*
must remember to say *first* person next time. the p&p is going to bankrupt me.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:29, archived)
# Phil Lynott
(buy more crisps)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:26, archived)
# here you go
.
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:35, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:21, archived)
# The Harrier
Jumpsheep
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:16, archived)
# yay
lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:18, archived)
# there should be more sheep on the messageboard
That made me laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:28, archived)
# I'm working on it
Really, I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Sheep Fat Squelchy Goodness, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:33, archived)
# it's a sheep Transformer
.
(wanbo, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(pouletboy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:16, archived)
# much as i like leslie crowther
i think that's my favourite today. c'est fantastique
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:18, archived)
# woo
that's damn fine!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:18, archived)
# oooh
skilful.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:19, archived)
# Gen
ius! :)
(I helped save b3ta! ooh..anus!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:20, archived)
# GE
NIUS
(I helped save b3ta! beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:20, archived)
# and
actually funny, rather than just a juvenile attempt to shock

{/point made}
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:23, archived)
# aimed at who? what you mean?
?
(pouletboy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:25, archived)
# Not at you
I dont think.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:26, archived)
# it's a good point,
and well made, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:30, archived)
# top
stuff, woo
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:22, archived)
# Those tats
are ace!
And Cameron is one of the few blondes I really quite like.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:22, archived)
# that is
really good
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:22, archived)
# words
fail me......superb
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:22, archived)
# tatsy
very tatsy
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:22, archived)
# that is absolutely fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:28, archived)
# thank you all for your kind comments
i am jobless, but a very happy man!!!
(pouletboy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:31, archived)
# Can't resist the pedantry..
..but as a Maori I'd like to point out that there's nothing Maori about the whakairo you've drawn on that picture. Check out this Ta Moko site if you want to learn something. I'm not being PC here, just trying to 'reprazent' for y'all northern hemisphere ignorami.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 12 Sep 2002, 1:27, archived)
# fair point
it was the only tat i could find that was working for me. sorry if i offended. i did a maori search on google and it spat that and others out. cheers.
(pouletboy, Thu 12 Sep 2002, 8:14, archived)
# Spreading the love with higher mammals
Has everyone in the world seen this? It's on the bottom of the goatse page so i suppose you have. I'll go home now then.

www.dolphinsex.org
(Beaver Hateman, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:14, archived)
# A friend of mine once
told me of spreading baby oil over his girlfriend and having sex with her...
"...it's deadly - like fucking a dolphin" he told me - haven't looked at him the same way since.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:22, archived)
# *ponders*
...you have unusually confessional conversations for bloke-friendships, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:30, archived)
# Sorry Doc Phil
but you're probably mistaking bragging for confession.
(ComaToast, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:36, archived)
# can someone please post me a link
to Tomsk's 'Mint' animations please
(Nacho, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:14, archived)
# Here ya are
Mint Clicky
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:16, archived)
# cheers me dears
:)
(Nacho, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:18, archived)
# helloooooooo
Nacho!

*blows kisses all the way to the seaside*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:21, archived)
# Coke and a smile
(blather http://blather.net, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:14, archived)
# ok,
ive fixed the links on my pic below (to prove i did it :) )

woohoo... i feel my hummus slowly returning
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:11, archived)
# I don't think
anybody doubted that you made it, it's just a running joke about pictures with sharks in...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:16, archived)
# bad things happen if you play with:
Squeegee Boreds

You can end up with ghosts all over the shop.
(I helped save b3ta! biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:07, archived)
# bandwagon

sorry
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:06, archived)
# Heheheh
i likey.
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:12, archived)
# some old hummus
check out http://hellshaw.com/daev/art/ for some weird shit I did years ago

example
(blather http://blather.net, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:06, archived)
# distinct lack of hummus


/bandwagon
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:06, archived)
# I love this one
Oh please someone make a gallery of all these - they would make me laugh ALL day.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:08, archived)
# "binoculars in one hand, cock in the other"
top quote, marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:15, archived)
# That's strange
I'm also thinking how good I'd look in suspenders and a bra.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:24, archived)
# He's so thoughtful
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:05, archived)
# Nurse!
New sides please, these ones hurt too much!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:07, archived)
# you mean
you'd give your sides to a nurse? That doesn't seem sensible.

[edit] or something similar but funny.
*stomps off in huff*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:12, archived)
# Hello Dr. Phil
Are you pregnant? ;)

Gosh, I *am* evil today, arent i?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:24, archived)
# Woo
Yay, go Lesley! Have to stop this now as my cow-workers think I am going mad chuckling to myself and murmering things about spastics and Lesley Crowther.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:08, archived)
# me and my mates
used to post dog shit through this lads door...barry hall his name was...turned into a right psycho he did, can't think why!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:10, archived)
# Was he
a spastic?
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:11, archived)
# we thought so...
(he was from sunderland!)
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:25, archived)

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