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[challenge entry] product placement goes too far
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:05, archived)
# LOL!!!
HAHAHAHAHA
(jubhosking, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:08, archived)
# you know what i heard?
they are making a bloody third one, Friday After Next. stupid bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:08, archived)
# the first one was okay...
but then i was a lot younger wen i saw it..
next friday was as awful as ... ermmm... something awful
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:12, archived)
# You want fries with that?

Sorry - been a long day
(Scapegoat, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:20, archived)
# Dont forget people,
post early for Christmas.

Lesley.
(Leslie Crowther, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:04, archived)
# Yes sir, but...
...you spelt your name wrong.


*smirks*
(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:07, archived)
# dear leslie
why have you spelt your name differently?

yours, stouffer
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:08, archived)
# Cos Bovine is a silly Cnut.


(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:11, archived)
# Sorrysorrysorrysorry....
(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:03, archived)
# bandwagon!!!

i dunno, but he looks quite furtive
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:06, archived)
# ooh! optical illusion!
if you stare at his left eye more, then it looks like he's going cross-eyed. weird
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:18, archived)
# What would Leslie have done this chrimbo if alive
Possibly covering up his daughter
Click image for unsafe for work biggy
(piercedDick, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:57, archived)
# What is Lesley Crowther doing this christmas.?
Buying his daughter a lady shave.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:58, archived)
# Heh Heh Heh Heh
Thump








/good one
(piercedDick, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:01, archived)
# so much bush on one messageboard!
can't contain myself!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:00, archived)
# Do you need a tissue?
.
(Nelly, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:04, archived)
# Aarrrrggghhh!
MY EYES!
(sonicpeon, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:02, archived)
# even when
i know it's NSFW...i still do...and then quickly close the window and look around me sheepishly!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:02, archived)
# theres a bloke that sits behind me
surfs for pr0n all day, we're getting suspicious of his lengthy and frequent toilet breaks ;)
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:04, archived)
# that must make
a lovely mental image for you.
(martian, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:21, archived)
# lets just say
no-one is thirsty when he offers to get the teas in.
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:30, archived)
# Ravenwing - tastic
.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:04, archived)
# as part of a generation brought up incapable of dealing with pubic hair,
daaaaaayyyummmm. looks like she has colonel kadhaffi between her legs.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:06, archived)
# when you graduate from schoolgirls,
you'll start getting used to it. ;)

[edit]not that all women look like they have Colonel Gadaffi between their legs; I haven't clicked the linky.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:07, archived)
# But that Beaver is out of the 70's
it has not been seen since.
(Nelly, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:10, archived)
# shit
do you have to move on?
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:10, archived)
# i'm not referring to me personally
i am referring more to the ideals of groin-specific-attractiveness that we have been brought up with. i also have a new favurite phrase.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:10, archived)
# Shave it all off
You'll look good in a bikini.

That's a general "you" not a specific "you" btw.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:15, archived)
# phil lynott
shirley?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:09, archived)
# I can never
say enough the glories of WAXING.
oohhh that would smart.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:09, archived)
# I have a friend who swears by waxing
to what extent she she waxes, I do not know.
Legs and armpits for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:12, archived)
# Oh dear
I think the case for shaving it all off is done.
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:07, archived)
# Jebus
Doctor Quimm, 50cc of undercarriage wax, stat.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:09, archived)
# was she the one
that used to be married to phil lynott?
(doltage, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:09, archived)
# keep up at the back!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:13, archived)
# Yep
She left him to save the kids from his H addiction, not long before he karked
(piercedDick, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:16, archived)
# Now that muff
I wouldn't mind warming my hands in! Sex would be weird, wouldn't it - she looks like her dad? I wonder if you'd get kicked out of bed for yelling 'CRACKERJACK' just as you came...
(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:19, archived)
# How America REALLY works...
Gates owns Bush, and he knows it too...

(jubhosking, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:56, archived)
# hehe
nice one
(Klaus J, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:00, archived)
# Hee hee
That made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! bloid ....dloibbloiddloibbloid...., Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:05, archived)
# someone make it stop
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:56, archived)
# :)
LOL.
That is all.
(ComaToast, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:58, archived)
# HA!
Nice one mate.
(jubhosking, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:59, archived)
# that one
even made me smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:00, archived)
# fan
tastic
(I helped save b3ta! littlebean, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:01, archived)
# chortle
snigger and guffaw
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:01, archived)
# rofl
brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! youknowyouloveit, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:02, archived)
# Mr
(I helped save b3ta! Natt, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:05, archived)
# Ex
cellent :)
(Mr Flibble, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:05, archived)
# true
At least it is not the same Crowther pic ad infinitum
(Alienboy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:06, archived)
# Bababababababa
(prod, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:54, archived)
# haha
I like that!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:55, archived)
# All change
.
(Nelly, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:55, archived)
# And woo.
And Yay.
And WHO-Plaaaaaaahhhh!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:55, archived)
# that
is s'perb.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:55, archived)
# I Love Babapapa.
There.
I said it.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:55, archived)
# My god
Its HUGE

funny tho
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:55, archived)
# it's nice
..but I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:57, archived)
# aah, nostalgic!
class.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:58, archived)
# two
nightmare inducing visually nauseating themes from the murky depths of my early childhood memories in one post...well done!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:00, archived)
# "Release the angel. Release the angel or I'll melt your face."
What a top line! (I think I quoted it right anyway)
(ComaToast, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:04, archived)
# Nice!
Truly impressive in a sick distort my childhood sort of way
(Scapegoat, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:07, archived)
# Saddam doesn't accept the no-fly zone over Iraq
(Klaus J, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:48, archived)
# it had to happen
(I helped save b3ta! littlebean, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:47, archived)
# la la la la la
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:41, archived)
# His postage
must be crippling !! (pun intended)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:43, archived)
# hahahahaha

didn't seem worth me starting a new thread for this turd so i'll put it here.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:43, archived)
# yes
yes and yes!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:43, archived)
# Top!
Ho HO
(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
this bandwagon is evolving and mutating like an extremely funny kiiler virus. More Spack attacks please!
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:44, archived)
# How long do you think till
Mr Deacon makes an appearence?
(ComaToast, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:46, archived)
# oh
no...
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:47, archived)
# Hell yeah
do it. Do it. Do it now.
(I helped save b3ta! shindig, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:49, archived)
# i tried...
i couldnt find a pic and gave up cos i knew someone would have beaten me top it
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:59, archived)
# Hehehehehe
Top stuff! (hell etc.)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:44, archived)
# although
Steven Hawking has amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (or Lou Gehrig’s disease), whereas "spastic" is someone with Cerebral Palsy, I think.
I could be wrong... not about the S.H. bit though 'cos I looked that up.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:45, archived)
# *cough*
pedantic elvis *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:47, archived)
# Someone with CP has similar symptoms to SH (also known as Motor Nueron Disease)
but they're not a spaz, they just have no control over they're body. Know that from reading a book called Scallagrigg, good book. About a CP girl who invents one of the greatests comp. games ever.
(wanbo, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:49, archived)
# I think Leslie Crowther
would send a christmas card to them as well, no matter what there illness.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:51, archived)
# a christmas card
from BEYOND the GRAVE!!!
make a good B-movie...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:56, archived)
# You're
right.
(I helped save b3ta! Ptortoise, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:02, archived)
# There are times when its good to have a Doctor
in the house
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 16:16, archived)
[challenge entry] spong
(SithAdmin, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:37, archived)
# *ding* going down

sorry in advance
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:34, archived)
# As a mark of respect
To the spazz, I shall make these a link. Click here and here for kittens and towers.

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Natt, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:33, archived)
# Hehehe
Nice spazz... first one is the best
(HungOver, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:53, archived)
# So
who's going to be here when "It's Friday...it's five to five..."
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:33, archived)
# CRACKERJACK!
not me, i'm playing golf on friday.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:34, archived)
# what a very grown up thing to do sir
hope you get a bogey
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:36, archived)
# I'm playing Golf too
.
(Nelly, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:40, archived)
# hope you don't get it on your
wood though

*snigger*
(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:42, archived)
# arse
you just made me think that today was friday :(
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:37, archived)
# Stu
Francis?
(I helped save b3ta! Natt, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:37, archived)
# i always though tom cruise was ugly
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:32, archived)
# Woo!
Woo! and Woo!
Its like Christmas!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:34, archived)
# Statler And Waldorf say
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:48, archived)
# I love their little faces!
Respec'!
(Bob Hopelessness, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:48, archived)
# -
(spollin, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:31, archived)
# God!
he is God!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:38, archived)
# No,
Wogan is God, David Dickinson is Jesus and Ainsley Harriot is one of the Saints.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:41, archived)
# so
who's the devil?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:44, archived)
# Vanessa Feltz.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:47, archived)
# of course
she was the brightest star in all the heavens before she fell from grace...
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:51, archived)
# but...
that face...pure love! omnipitent benevolence!
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:45, archived)
# I thought
James Garner was God?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:46, archived)
# I used to love
the rockford files, although I can't remember much about the show (was there an answerphone at the start?)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:53, archived)
# maverick
(not the tossy film with smell gibbons in)
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:57, archived)
# I thought he was my dad
he looked so much like him.
(I helped save b3ta! Staticgirl, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:54, archived)
# My Mum
looks like the Queen.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:56, archived)
# He's coming round mine
I hope.
He'd be a brilliant christmas guest, don't you think?
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:38, archived)
# The hospital? What is it?
Its a big building with doctors and nurses, but thats not important right now...
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:40, archived)
# Headquarters? What is it?
It's a big building where..... Lets just stop there shall we?
(ComaToast, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:44, archived)
# Surely
you can't be serious?
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:45, archived)
# I am serious and..... OI!
Just stop it Lumpy OK?! I am very sad man and if you carry on with this you'll just start me off and I'll quote it for the next few hours !
Really I am very, very sad and it takes very little to start me off. Just a single mention of Spaceballs, Princes Bride or, heaven forbid Python and you will probably see the proof!
(ComaToast, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:50, archived)
# I am
and don't call me shirley.

hey Al! you've got some food on your lip there...
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:50, archived)
# "Nice ankle bracelet"
"oh, has that slipped down there again?"
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:52, archived)
# I am Serious
and don't call me Shirley
(Rich T has a clever and witty sig, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:53, archived)
# she had a beautiful body, with breasts that seemed to say "hey! look at me!"
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:45, archived)
# I haven't had this much sex since I was a scout leader!
Oh god somebody stop me pleeeeassee!!
(ComaToast, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:52, archived)
# So naive yet so delicious...
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:31, archived)
# ahem !!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:31, archived)
# *whistles innocently*
.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:32, archived)
# haha
stop being so british! make a noise man!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:33, archived)
# They are very good
Bur have we not seen these before?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:33, archived)
# your
right- its not just me then...



heheheheheheee!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:43, archived)
# Leslie Crowther
Is THIS what he's up to these days?
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:30, archived)
# No more, I promise
(I helped save b3ta! Newington, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:30, archived)
# ROLF MAYO!
You go to hell! You go and you never come back!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:32, archived)
# ha ha ha.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:33, archived)
# pfffff....
haaaahaaaahaaaa
hoohoohoo
(I helped save b3ta! aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:35, archived)
# Last one

promise
(I helped save b3ta! DumbMonkey The penis mightier than the sword, Wed 11 Sep 2002, 15:29, archived)

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