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# VW Abuse Part VI

I got asked by a mate to 'alter' a Lupo. So I did.

Previously:
Mangled Polo
Baby Beetle Wallpaper Yellow Wallpaper
Silly Phaeton
Jumbo Jetta
Squished Passat
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:04, archived)
# DAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEE
very nice
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:05, archived)
# That's no dave!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:07, archived)
# it's a car.
thats close enough.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:07, archived)
# It is?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:08, archived)
# No, I got's a PROPER personality :o)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:14, archived)
# the beetle is very cute indeed
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:06, archived)
# people have threatened to start placing orders for them
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Lol, cars
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:06, archived)
# I like the beetle
I want to hug him and pet him and call him George
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:07, archived)
# but but but
it's an ugly new beetle not a proper beetle

they make baby jeebus cry!!!!

edit: top shoppage, but they're still shit
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:10, archived)
# I have drawn 2 real beetles
and 0 new beetles

I win!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:12, archived)
# right then
i'm gonna find a suitable picture of an old beetle and do one of them too.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:14, archived)
# was it you
who said of the polo 'a car's never made me lol before'?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:15, archived)
# uhm
yeah, I think it was me
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Coolio!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:08, archived)
#
wasn't that on top gear last week?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:11, archived)
# I'm not sure I could top that.
Will give it a try at some point though :o)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:19, archived)
# Needs more monster truck!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:12, archived)
# Is it real?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:13, archived)
# i think
there's a reflection of a shark in the back window
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:15, archived)
# lacks shark, bridge and helicopter
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:16, archived)
# are you real?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:31, archived)
#
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:59, archived)
# haha!


/edit: I was just watching this, for compo inspiration
What was up with that ghostbusters cartoon? Where did that monkey come from?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:00, archived)
# haha!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:00, archived)
# heh
me likey.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:05, archived)
# yay!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:00, archived)
# haha
itsatrap!!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:00, archived)
#
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:02, archived)
#
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:08, archived)
# pwoah !
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:01, archived)
# pffft
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:01, archived)
# i belive in miracles, where you from? you sexy thing
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:01, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:03, archived)
# you sexy thing
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:03, archived)
# branston's reached a pinnacle
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:04, archived)
# *splutters*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:06, archived)
# most odd.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:02, archived)
#
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:04, archived)
# woop te woop
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:23, archived)
# do not cross the beams!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:11, archived)
# woo!
yay for elongated heads!

(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:02, archived)
# aw! he's so happy.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:03, archived)
# he loves that damn flag
and wotnot
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:03, archived)
# what was your old username?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:03, archived)
# jonny_spangle
i have a bit of an identity crisis going on as I also used to tag my old stuff with 'dk' for dumbkid
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:05, archived)
# hairy muff
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:07, archived)
# only if you're offering like
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:08, archived)
# he he
why the long face?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Yay for eggheads!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:06, archived)
# that is hypnotic
i like it
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:10, archived)
# hahahahahah
top lip pursing
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:07, archived)
# had to be done


i just had to do it sick of the adverts
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:51, archived)
# firs ?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:51, archived)
# furries!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:52, archived)
# did he hit her with a tree or two?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:52, archived)
# HOLD ON HOLD ON
I HAVEN'T GOT ARMS
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:53, archived)
# and i haven't got that nudey pic yet !
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:54, archived)
# my camera is broken
my dog ate my homework
my nob is tiny
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:55, archived)
# that just won't do !
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:56, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:56, archived)
# awwwww.
*offers booze and sympathy*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:58, archived)
# haha
*hugs and what not*

in reality my nob is adequate and my camera is broken, but I might see if my old webcam works
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:59, archived)
# well i'm glad to hear it's all good down below !
now find that web cam..failing that use a photo booth.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:00, archived)
# what is your obsession with my nudity
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:01, archived)
# i need inspiration for my new body, i'm having a sex change
*much sobbing and dramatics*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:02, archived)
# I'll touch you up
HAHAHAHA
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:04, archived)
# WAHEY !
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:05, archived)
# climbing training
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:08, archived)
# ooooer !
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:09, archived)
# THEN I STABBED HER WITH A HAMMER
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:59, archived)
# Yeah
Not only is it child abuse but PETA are after you too!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:54, archived)
# oh god...probably means being chased by heather mills waving her leg in the air.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:55, archived)
# yup fast hopping:P
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:11, archived)
# firs ?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:52, archived)
#
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:52, archived)
# firs
musta rushed a bit and forgot the t out lol
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:53, archived)
# edit it then
:)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:59, archived)
# some of them are just begging for it
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:54, archived)
# *spangs*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:55, archived)
# again?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:56, archived)
# there is just so much spanging power in this baby


*spangs again*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:57, archived)
# +t ?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:55, archived)
# send us £2.00 and we wont beat anymore children...
only £2.00 a week for the rest of your life... we know where you live!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:04, archived)
# Not shopped


It was one of you, wasn't it?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:44, archived)
# no, but it was one of us that knew about the power of compression

*secretly sniggers*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:46, archived)
# miaow
Just rebuilt the computer and haven't installed Photoshop or even PSP :-(
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:46, archived)
# yes
and all your linking capabilities were in there

;)™
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:55, archived)
# oh yeah, there's that special bit in the FAQ
where it says it's ok to post big pictures if you haven't got Photoshop or even PSP.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:58, archived)
# link?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:00, archived)
#
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:06, archived)
# BIGGER!
(ducks)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Thats
quite big
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:46, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
looks life sized too
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:46, archived)
# is it giant unshopped pic sunday already?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:46, archived)
#
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:46, archived)
# what worries me most
is; where the fuck does that road lead to?
death?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:47, archived)
# the beach!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:49, archived)
# so I was right!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Bell Air?
*ashamed*

/1st Bel-Air post
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:51, archived)
#
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:53, archived)
# this does not compute
compute, goddammit!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Some of it wasn't drawn by me
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:57, archived)
# well that explains it
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:58, archived)
# not at that size it wasn't
and there's not nearly enugh pubes on it
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:48, archived)
# erm
Can I use that to top off stonehenge?

Tis a bit big.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:49, archived)
# pfffft
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:57, archived)
# Big
er
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:50, archived)
# YAY!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:01, archived)
# so I take it as this got mentioned in the newsletter
that 165k images are ok now?

*fires up photoshop, changes preferences to "Jpeg - Maximum" * ;-)

(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 16:42, archived)
# ooh
get her
(, Fri 9 Mar 2007, 18:45, archived)
# Size?
Don't talk to me about size.
(, Sun 11 Mar 2007, 23:07, archived)
# Ooo, pretty... (or something)


Click for Big

In the early winter I had an Aurora Borealis that looked a lot like this one, mostly...
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:42, archived)
# what did the Doctor say?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:43, archived)
# badum tischh!
:)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:44, archived)
# did he fall on a drum set?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:45, archived)
# sorry that was me...
... I'll try to keep the noise down in future.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:46, archived)
# use the sleeper hold
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:48, archived)
# that I should smear this cream on it
and refrain from having sex for a month
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:56, archived)
# i don't think it is pretty
so there
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:44, archived)
# it's just a fuckng green smear for fuck's sake
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:48, archived)
# ^
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Play nice
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:51, archived)
# I only know greensleeves
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:52, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:53, archived)
# well
though I would have been a little more poetic, you are correct... often, Auroras are nothign except for smears of colour

;)

especially when someone like me pretends to paint them - LOL
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:53, archived)
# LAUGH OUT LOUD!onetymillion!1!11!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:54, archived)
# ^
keep lolling like that and Pachey's gonna cunt you in the fuck
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:57, archived)
# It's PMAMDS!achey versus Monkdagola
I'M BETTING ON THE PANDA'S MIMSY
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:58, archived)
# I was referring to the right honourable soldierofmisfortune, but ok


FIGHT!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:59, archived)
# fight?
where? is there mud, women in bikinis? say yes, say yes!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:53, archived)
# ROLLING ON FLOOR LAUGHING!11!1hundrety!1!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:02, archived)
# a pet one?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:07, archived)
# a pet one what?
(, Sat 10 Mar 2007, 2:22, archived)
#
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:40, archived)
# Yay
Doff your hat to the king of shat
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:40, archived)
# is it his birhtday?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Is this your new bandwagon?
Where are we going btw?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:41, archived)
# TO BEL-AIR!!
/obvious response
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:41, archived)
# *checks train times*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:43, archived)
# 0845 46 47



Hmmmm thought someone might have got this, very very obscure though.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:41, archived)
# he autographed his own birthday pullover?
does the man have no shame?!?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:42, archived)
# trek...stuff!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:59, archived)
# HARDER!
USE YOUR MIND!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:04, archived)
# o_O O_o o_O O_o


I encourage someone to create anoher anim to place to the left with which she interacts
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:39, archived)
# hmm ok
give me a while
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:40, archived)
# I like that
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:45, archived)
#
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:47, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:48, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I know it's silly, but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:49, archived)
# just doing my bit for the b3ta circle of tat
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:51, archived)
# for which we are grateful
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:59, archived)
# hehe
I've just spat over my monitor because of this!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:49, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
*breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:50, archived)
# It's why I keep coming back here
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:51, archived)
# steady on now
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:53, archived)
# Ha
wobbly cock.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:52, archived)
# hahaha lol etc
:D
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:53, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahaha ahaahahahahaha
it's all dangly and shit
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:53, archived)
# heh heh
*badoi oi oing*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Rumbled
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:39, archived)
# I'll have some of those CRUMBS
hahahaha fucking hell
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:39, archived)
# pffft
everybody loves the crumbs
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:42, archived)
# hehe
what no big old mouse nuts?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:40, archived)
# so wrong
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:41, archived)
# Mice have tiny balls
Cos not many of them can dance.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:41, archived)
# yay!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:42, archived)
# hahaha
how rude
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:41, archived)
# later
he gets to fnorkle his eye hole.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:44, archived)
# This compo's getting on my tits
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:49, archived)
# it's got more comedy gold potential than the last one
hang in there
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:51, archived)
[challenge entry] this picture was very nearly perfect as it was.


and it counts as TV and not a film because there was a TV series as well.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:36, archived)
# i think just doing the eyebrow would have been ideal
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:36, archived)
# seconded!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:37, archived)
# I always go one step too far
it is the curse of my existence, pity me :'(
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:37, archived)
# you're sick!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:37, archived)
# PERVERT!
no nob, no deal!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:38, archived)
# "genie I'm so looking forward to touching your willy"
"I DO LOVE BEING TOUCHED BY DOWNIES"
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:37, archived)
# without the CDC
it would have been hilarious, with it is rather amusing
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:39, archived)
# i wouldn't guess it to be that colour
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:43, archived)
# The old Bag hates children having fun on the beach
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:35, archived)
# that mean old woman.
not to worry, she'll die soon.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:36, archived)
# give it up you tedious shite
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:36, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:37, archived)
# no no no no no
no.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:37, archived)
# you were doing these before i went to work,
and that was ~4 hours ago
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:45, archived)
# Dont buy a red nose, buy a nice cold beer


Ideas for new slogans were running out at the Carlsberg HQ
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:32, archived)
# arf
I think
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:33, archived)
# *dies a little inside*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Isn't that a song?
By wassis name?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:35, archived)
# james blunt?
erm...??
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Probably
.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:38, archived)
# freddie mercury?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:36, archived)
# small dead soldiers?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:39, archived)
# Possibly Sheep on Drugs
or Shonen Knife.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:40, archived)
# ha
get to hull, now.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Ha
LOL
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Arf!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:34, archived)
# oooh you told that hungry child
LOL SUX 2 B HIM

OMFG WOT WUD U DO IF IT WOZ UR KID

FUX
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:35, archived)
# looks happy to me
probably just got a contract with gucci
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:36, archived)
# as a handbag?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:39, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:43, archived)
# LIKE GO SHOPIN CUZ MORE MONY FRM COUNCL BLATES
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:37, archived)
# phwoar
woo
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:35, archived)
# twat
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:39, archived)
# extreme cheese
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:32, archived)
# sticky
in the hot?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:37, archived)
# yup
:)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:47, archived)
# should have used a dirt bike :)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Hamble Lecter, rpfc etc.


(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:29, archived)
# very nice
can i request a jack russel?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:30, archived)
# I have nothing to fear from plastic teeth!
best leave the mask on tho eh...?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:30, archived)
# you've never had a blowjob from my nan then
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:31, archived)
# well, i asked, but she said no :(
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:33, archived)
# I CAN SMELL YOUR CUNT
woo
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:31, archived)
# Hamble?
Sheesh. How old are you?!

Woo, goddam, yay. Wish I'd thought of it ;)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:31, archived)
[challenge entry] she gave me the fear
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:31, archived)
# hahaha
i'll wait til the january sales.

then i'll buy 5.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:33, archived)
# good ol' lolita!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:34, archived)
# or good young lolita...
um
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:35, archived)
# Is she wipe clean
or machine washable?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:36, archived)
# Is it beer-o-clock yet? Have paintducky
he's a little slow so be nice

/edit
biggerer
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:25, archived)
# DUCK
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:26, archived)
# *crouches*
what?

where?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:27, archived)
# *Robots*
what?

where?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:30, archived)
# 'skanks'
what?

where?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Hello Paintducky
it's always beer o'clock :)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:27, archived)
# BEER
and I say it again, BEER.

Dammit.

:)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:27, archived)
# paintducky do you want to swap your bent 50p coin for my nice round 10p one?
i did this to a 'tard at primary school, got the ruler
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:27, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:28, archived)
# got me 2 walls feasts and 20 blackjacks
well worth it
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:30, archived)
# paintducky has no 50p
cause painty ducky gots no pockets
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:28, archived)
# i bet he's got flaps though
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:33, archived)
# pfffft
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:34, archived)
# Cor!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:34, archived)
# so does your mom
oi!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:35, archived)
# took oddly long to do
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:39, archived)
# ?
may you make paintducky evil and siemese?
/nevermind, I had to look at the file name, har har
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick and dirty

*gets coat
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:25, archived)
# HAHAHA
*clicks*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:27, archived)
# dont wear that coat inside the house. you'll loose the benefit
woo to the pic!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Ever been to Korea?
They *do* eat dogs. And live octopus. Seen it.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:28, archived)
# I saw a video once of a lady pooing out a large octopus
it wasn't pleasant.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:30, archived)
# Its actually a delicacy that most foreigners don't get offered
the mama-san who served us was so impressed with my mates ability to eat everything on the menu that she offered him "something special". Out came a bucket of water, a hot plate and an octopus. A loud hiss and lots of rything later the poor bugger was dead. And then my mate ate it.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:34, archived)
# scared
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] bindun?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Nice, Micto's kicks ass too
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:25, archived)
# *hands fiver*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:29, archived)
# Some doodles to pass the time.
Nicely scanned in and traced over with flash.





Click for my site.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:20, archived)
# i like your panda.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Hell Yes.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:23, archived)
# evil panda
I could just see him destroying tokyo
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:21, archived)
# nice
and i always enjoy seeing your user name
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:21, archived)
# aw, it really is lovely to have you around again
will nick the vicar if that's ok, and send it on to my friend's vicar for her wedding. for he is a flaming, and proud.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Butters!
Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters! Butters!

Hello
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:21, archived)
# Evening.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:27, archived)
# yay
woo
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Everybody knows it's butters!
Woo flash drawings FTW
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Leeds?
you pervert?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:24, archived)
# I love these
especially the panda. I'm going through a panda love phase.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Sootse
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:14, archived)
# needs more cock
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:15, archived)
# hahaha
that is great
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:15, archived)
# cheers
i think you're great
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:18, archived)
# *blurgh*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:15, archived)
# arf!
I like this compo

(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:16, archived)
# this is the best compo i've experienced
i'm going to have to take the week off work
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:17, archived)
# pffffft
and we all know who's hand's been up there!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:17, archived)
# oh Matthew
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:18, archived)
# hahaha
1948: Harry Corbett purchases a bear glove puppet at Blackpool pier for 7s 6d to entertain his children
1952: Harry, an amateur magician, and Sooty, the puppet make their first appearance on the BBC's Talent Night television program.
1967: The BBC cancels The Sooty Show. Sooty changes to Thames Television and ITV.
1964: Soo, Sooty's panda bear girlfriend, makes her first appearance. It is decreed that Soo and Sooty aren't allowed to touch, so that children won't get the wrong idea.
1952: Harry and Sooty become regulars on Saturday Special, a BBC children's television program.
1955: Sooty gets his very own show: "The Sooty Show".
1957: Sweep the dog joins Harry and Sooty on The Sooty Show.
1976: Matthew Corbett, Harry Corbett's son takes over as the token human being.
1992: Thames Television loses their ITV franchise.
1993: Sooty signs with Granada Television for a new series, Sooty and Co.
1996: Sooty becomes a cartoon series.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:19, archived)
# you know everything!
how do you do it? is it witchcraft?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:21, archived)
# nope, it's google

;)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:22, archived)
# oh, not withcraft then?
(tries not to look dissapointed...)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:25, archived)
# your time line jumps about
OH BOY
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:22, archived)
# keeps the old grey matter working

OH BOY
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:23, archived)
# you forgot to mention scamp
or the change to the gurning twat from matthew corbet.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:23, archived)
# feel free to fill in the blanks
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:24, archived)
# can't be arsed. except...
some time in the 50s, my mum sent off for a sooty puppet after saving many pennies. she was incredibly disappointed when it came back orange and black. she expected it to be grey. bless.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:25, archived)
# thank you.
but that is an odd chronology
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:24, archived)
# contact [email protected]
he'll sort it out for you, if he's not dead
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:26, archived)
# 1948 onwards
Sooty is shite.

/not a Sooty fan
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Sooty says:
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:27, archived)
# RACIST
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:29, archived)
# hahahhaha
*goes off to burn eyes*
i once had the sooty van parked opposite my house. useless fact for you.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:17, archived)
# *sells fact*
HAHA!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:20, archived)
# *copyrights fact*
PROFIT
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Damn j00!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:27, archived)
# MWAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
*evils*
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:28, archived)
# *plots*
nope, I've got nothing.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:31, archived)
# WInNnNaAaAaArRRrrrRRR
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Bumper value post


















Quo do playschool
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:13, archived)
# what value!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:22, archived)
# waiting for tesco pearoast
/checks watch/ any moment now...
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:24, archived)
# i laughed when i saw the quo in a google search for playshool earlier.
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 22:54, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:09, archived)
# shouldve used Thomas...
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Fuck Thomas, Ivor is old skool baby!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:12, archived)
# What about Noggin the nog
(was he before or after Ivor - I forget)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:13, archived)
# haha
bloody program needed subtitles
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:12, archived)
# no shit
'Joannes tha steeam'
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:13, archived)
# pshtcof pshtcof pshtcof pshtcof pshtcof
yay!
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:13, archived)
# shhhhhhhhticum shhhhhhhhticum shhhhhhhhticum shhhhhhhhticum shhhhhhhhticum
:)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:14, archived)
# Eurgh!
Shittycum?
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:16, archived)
# 100% accurate impression. fact.
very impressive :)
(, Thu 8 Mar 2007, 21:15, archived)

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