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[challenge entry] Repost for compo


It's not for girls unless they're fatties.
(D.Anger, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:30, archived)
# top
shop!
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:32, archived)
[challenge entry] OH YES!
(psimonius has EELS!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:29, archived)
# pffft!
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:32, archived)
# Peroast
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:21, archived)
# Erm
Not quite in the same spirit as mine, is it? ;)
(psimonius has EELS!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] quick
first post.
(Erythrocyte, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:18, archived)
# I love walking round Ikea looking happy.
Really pisses the miserable bastards argueing over how many mugs they really need.
(Woody999, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:20, archived)
# bet the mugs have stupid names
"Spunker mugs"

ro something
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:22, archived)
#
Spunkbúcket
(Woody999, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:22, archived)
# with a hole in it
being carried on the head of jeanette crankie

and all the spunk is leaking out of the bucket and dribbling down her face, and a bunch of japanese midgets are doing kamikaze bukkake nosedives on top of her from a low flying B52, and they are all on fire, floating gently down to earth where they detonate with a mighty splat of guts, spunking continually
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:25, archived)
# oh
you've been to ikea Lakeside then.
I actually rather love it because they make superking beds I can afford.
(I helped save b3ta! moogy boobles, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:41, archived)
# they sell the best cider there
Kobbarberg, its ace, I love the pear flavoured ones. Everyone else walks out with tables and flat packed things I have Crates of Cider.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:22, archived)
# kopparberg?
that stuff is wank...

strongbow is where the cider scene is at!!
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:25, archived)
# Not a fan of cider at all
other than this Kopparberg stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:27, archived)
# i thought
it tasted a bit watery

is it wrong for a 17 year old to be reviewing cider?

NOT a binger fyi
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:29, archived)
# yes it is
now go and do your homework or there will be no white lightning for you me lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:32, archived)
# hahahaha
i laugh, but you're right, i should be revising for a-levels

fuckittt, i can always resit ;)
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:33, archived)
# it is when you use strongbow
as your benchmark.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:41, archived)
# =D
any suggestions as to anything else i should use?
(as a benchmark)

im portraying myself as a right alcohlic now, i bet...

not even into drinking atm for some absurd reason
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:43, archived)
# I didnt start drinking 'til I was 18, really
never did the whole 'getting wankered in the park' thing.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:22, archived)
# don't have the blackcurrant though
it tastes of parma violets.

Does ikea sell the rubbish, canned English brewed Kopparberg or the lovely, bottled Swedish variety?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:30, archived)
# unfortunately only seen the canned so far
but my local does the bottles
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:31, archived)
# i've had the stuff outta a bottle
from a pub, not ikea
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:33, archived)
# for some reason we brits don't brew it nearly as flavourful as the swedes
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:34, archived)
# s'like guiness then innit?
not that i like that nasty shit...
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:36, archived)
# Bad stout is still miles better
than a good lager
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:39, archived)
# i dunno...
lager is bearable, if theres not much of it, or its mixed with lots of cider

once im pissed tho, i dont care what i drink, as long as it extends the effects =D
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:40, archived)
# kopparberg do the greatest drink for people who have to drive
You can drink fuckloads of the stuff, unlike coke which makes your insides rot after 4 pints
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:33, archived)
# IKEA is shite
and full of gay couples shopping holding hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:25, archived)
# so not all bad then
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:26, archived)
# High
fives!
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:31, archived)
# same description I'd give to b3ta actually...
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:36, archived)
# except they're bumming each other instead of holding hands
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:43, archived)
# loverly!
(ACuntLikeYou I'm hated for loving, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:31, archived)
# Ikea CAN be fun!
Middle Aged Mutant Ninja Turtle!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:38, archived)
# is this you
pretending to be a tortoise?
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:41, archived)
# No!
A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, obviously!
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:43, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:05, archived)
# That's what all aussie porn looks like
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:09, archived)
# this made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:24, archived)
# Would.
...
(Woody999, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Sheep?
!
(I helped save b3ta! Frizbeast Flipper Baby, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:15, archived)
# See that text across the top of the page
'b3ta'?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:16, archived)
# That statement was like the S in S Club.
It stands for whatever you want it to.
(Woody999, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:17, archived)
# I thought it meant they were half way to being in the SS
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:19, archived)
# NSFNSW
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:12, archived)
# Not safe for New South Wales?
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:15, archived)
# *waves*
oh well
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:13, archived)
# Welsh
people?
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:16, archived)
# . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Frizbeast Flipper Baby, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:24, archived)
# You have a point
(I helped save b3ta! nhojjohn, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:37, archived)
# That's just wrong!
:'(
(I helped save b3ta! Cheeky Boy! loves horses..., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:41, archived)
# People Eating Tasty Animals
Mmmm!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 19:13, archived)
[challenge entry] BBQ? He'll probably bring some wine too - nice chap.
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:04, archived)
# Haven't done a vector in about a year now.
Not entirely sure what inspired me to do a quick one of "Melf's Acid Arrow".

cfb
(Azzek!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:57, archived)
# Thats ace!
2d4+2!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:00, archived)
# Isn't it 3d6
with a 1d6/round till the acid wears off?
(Azzek!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:05, archived)
# from the srd, although apparently the name melf is copyright
Acid Arrow
Conjuration (Creation) [Acid]
Level: Sor/Wiz 2
Components: V, S, M, F
Casting Time: 1 standard action
Range: Long (400 ft. + 40 ft./level)
Effect: One arrow of acid
Duration: 1 round + 1 round per three levels
Saving Throw: None
Spell Resistance: No

A magical arrow of acid springs from your hand and speeds to its target. You must succeed on a ranged touch attack to hit your target. The arrow deals 2d4 points of acid damage with no splash damage. For every three caster levels (to a maximum of 18th), the acid, unless somehow neutralized, lasts for another round, dealing another 2d4 points of damage in that round.
Material Component

Powdered rhubarb leaf and an adder’s stomach.
Focus

A dart.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:11, archived)
# *dons Cloak of Acid Invulnerability*
Unsheathes Thajzi, a +3 Sword of Mild Weather
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:38, archived)
# milf?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:00, archived)
# reminds me of this I did about 10 years ago in DPaint and Paint shop pro 1!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:03, archived)
# that's awesome
I'm off, have a good Easter all :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:05, archived)
# Looks like
Strong Bad has developed new Awesomeness...
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:19, archived)
# Oh the huge Manitee!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:49, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Fraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaank!
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:53, archived)
# noooo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:54, archived)
# yey, mindless abuse :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:56, archived)
# Oh my god, its on.
(Woody999, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:59, archived)
# haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:13, archived)
# have you got Super Rub a Dub yet?
It's fantastic, I'm ranked number 4 in the world on one of the levels! :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:01, archived)
# haha nope not seen it
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:13, archived)
# go to the Playstation store, theres a free demo
shows off the sixaxis a treat.

And should shut all those Wii owners up too!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:27, archived)
# How modern day commercialisation has killed the true meaning of Easter


Either that or I just got ImageReady...
(subhumanprimate stay out of the black and into the red..., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Illegally I hope.
Seen the prices for CS3 ?

www.theregister.co.uk/2007/04/05/pay_twice_you_wish/
(Woody999, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:48, archived)
# fook that hard in the ass with a pointy stick
there is no chance I'm paying that
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:50, archived)
# That's not too bad, especially if you don't buy overpriced tigel* stuff in the first place... ^^
*May be the wrong way around
(irMrk, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:54, archived)
# utterly pathetic
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:57, archived)
# those thieving bastards!
*fires up bittorrent*


discomeats does not encourage the use of illegally duplicated software, and this is just a little joke, please don't sue me adobe I'm too little and I've only got 10p, and I had to fight a tramp for that.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:21, archived)
#
ever heard of Adobe technology centre? look it up and get yourself CS3 for freeeeeeeeeee.

(if you have CS2)

(hinch schmooo, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 20:24, archived)
# yays
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:52, archived)
# Whats the joke? I hear you ask

I've always been sexah as fook!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:43, archived)
# he has no chance the floppy haired emo twunt! :)

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:45, archived)
# that's enough dave bashing for today


(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:50, archived)
# I'm not the Emo one
thats Campy
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:51, archived)
# I meant davew27
(I should have been more clear.)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:57, archived)
# Especially with those varicose veins
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Haha!
*awaits tentacles*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:54, archived)
# Now!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:42, archived)
# bup bup bup buh bah bup bup bup buh bah
I love the smell of the force in the morning
smells like Victory
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:44, archived)
# woo.
you're really milking your bandwagon for all it's worth
/unmixes metaphors
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:44, archived)
#
as i'm the only one on it. i see no reason why not.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:46, archived)
# woo
No dangling men and sharks tho?
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a crappy compo pearoast that was topical about 6 months ago but I am proud of because I did it in paint...
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(Glomp Fuck, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:33, archived)
# this is baffling on so many levels
explainay vous
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:35, archived)
# they banned british airways staff from wearing crosses
where have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! The man with the screaming brain has nothing but total respect for Annie Lennox, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:40, archived)
# to be fair
i didnt know that either...
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:41, archived)
# I forgot about that one
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:42, archived)
# hanging around biting his nails

/jesus blog
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:42, archived)
# indonesia
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:58, archived)
#
for safety reasons?
(FallOfKarma, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:21, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:01, archived)
# well now look what's happened
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:32, archived)
# oh noes!
In other news, i'm struggling to get credits and referrals in that xpango doofrey.

EDIT: COUGH. HINT.
(I helped save b3ta! Tikoloshe, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:33, archived)
# I've got 24 referrals awaiting to be activated
they'll only activate when they test out one product on that site.

*waits for yonks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:33, archived)
# top shoppage there
was almost about to say "RPS"
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:33, archived)
# aye, cheers
not bad for mspaint *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:34, archived)
# really?
I bow before your mighty member
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:36, archived)
# *in daft over-deep voice*
Arise young padawan.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:37, archived)
# chuckle...
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:33, archived)
# arf! :)

*likes*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:34, archived)
# I shall call him "Mini-Meme"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:39, archived)
# yey
Best fight in a film evar :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:51, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:45, archived)
# Day off today, so I did an art.
I had to draw it really really quickly though, as you can imagine.



Click for bigger (150KB)
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:31, archived)
# that's bloomin' ace!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:33, archived)
# thankyou very much
all of you! :)
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:44, archived)
# I like that
Yesh !
(I helped save b3ta! Jonny H orsecock - Father of Two, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:33, archived)
# wow.
woo.
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:34, archived)
# woo
*clicks*
(danecobain I have a new sig!, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:38, archived)
# I'm so sorry.
(Woody999, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:44, archived)
# you should have replaced the match!
a giant burning cdc on my wall.. hmm
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:48, archived)
# I natrually went for the girthiest one
;)
(Woody999, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:49, archived)
# disturbinger
and disturbinger..
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Yeh, my spellings all over the place this weekend.
(Woody999, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:57, archived)
# Bored in Work on a Bank Holiday
(Lancey Founder of USSG (Universal Serial Sex Gods), Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:24, archived)
# rubbish potions #23
piss of wendy
eyes of a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:26, archived)
# 'piss of wendy!'
peter pan's favourite curse
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:27, archived)
#
curse drink
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:38, archived)
# eh?

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:26, archived)
# That Right.....
That's Funny And I don't why, so that makes it funnier...........
(I helped save b3ta! Jonny H orsecock - Father of Two, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:26, archived)
# What's worse.....
...Lancey walked upto me in the office to ask me to refresh teh board first, to give my opinion. I still don't know what the fuck to make of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Piss Of Wendy!
that's what I say!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:32, archived)
# have you ever tried "Piss of Wendy"?
I think they renamed it for better marketing.....what was it...WKD, that's the one :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:36, archived)
# WKD
Wendies Kwim Dribble
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:40, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:43, archived)
# lol :D
knew it...
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:52, archived)
# in the hot months to come, remember, many shops do enforce this rule*
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
*unless you're sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:24, archived)
# why would anyone want to go into a shop
with a shirt on anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:26, archived)
# *walks in nekkid*
Hurrah
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Is this you?
news.bbc.co.uk/player/nol/newsid_6390000/newsid_6391200/6391289.stm
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:10, archived)
# Yeah...
(Utter Bobbins Thanks For Your Cunting Time, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:19, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
YES. WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:21, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:23, archived)
# hahahahha
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:26, archived)
# Yay for *art*

That's a wildcard match, not a bold "art"
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Kittens for now, rabbits later perhaps

Teh Kitten !
(I helped save b3ta! Jonny H orsecock - Father of Two, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:16, archived)
# wtf??????
lmao!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:18, archived)
# hahaha yay!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:19, archived)
# ha ha
FP this now!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Hatstand greatness
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:20, archived)
# Stumpfcuk!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! jonnyfatman, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:06, archived)
# SNOOK
(Woody999, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:07, archived)
# in her snitch?
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:24, archived)
# in the sniz
(I helped save b3ta! King_Eric has been ok since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:24, archived)
# arrrghhh, rp!!!!
*resists urge....*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:09, archived)
# repost?
Yeah i did post this this morning, but now it has added mouth wobbles!
(I helped save b3ta! jonnyfatman, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:10, archived)
# oh, soz about that then
*stands erected*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:11, archived)
# OK.
Is anyone about today?

are they all hiding from this?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:13, archived)
# It does seem
a bit quiet today
(I helped save b3ta! jonnyfatman, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:15, archived)
# A few quick contributions to the Meme of the Season


"Let my people goo!"

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:05, archived)
# Teh Egg Commandments, surely??
Nice though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:06, archived)
# the Hen commandments
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:14, archived)
# ooff
How did I miss.....?
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:18, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:29, archived)
# and lo did he scoopeth out the creameth from the middle of egg

and the people rejoiced
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:07, archived)
# I have ideas of my own
but they're too ambitious and i dont have the willpower right now

THEREFORE...
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 16:59, archived)
# A granny on an umberrella killing spree
using her moped as a chariot
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:00, archived)
# pffft
do it!!

like the old advert, where she steals summat...

cant 'member what tho =S

EDIT: is it tango?
(roband dropped the screw in the tuna, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:01, archived)
# Iron Bru Me thinks
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:03, archived)
# it was
(made from girrrrrrders, dont'cha know)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:20, archived)
# that's weird
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:22, archived)
# a fucking monkey being chased by a giant fucking robot hurling chocolate eggs at its hairy posterior
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:02, archived)
# the early morning unexpected sexing of a pangolin and and anteater
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:04, archived)
# NO I WILL NOT BE PART OF YOUR TAKING OVER T.V SHOWS, BY GIVING YOU IDEAS!!!1! :)
lo meester

Jules and Vincent from Pulp fiction as kids :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:04, archived)
# Have i missed something here?
(Woody999, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Give that a doodle.
Sort of raining of Happy Toast's parade, but hey.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:25, archived)
# has he drawn them as kids?
If he has I've not seen them
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Creme eggs.
Having a motherfucking big katana fight. Or a tiny katana fight. Or any kind of fight.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:04, archived)
# A guys dropping from a hatch and shooting another guy and the blood writes out the phrase 'Tell me what to fucking animate'
Arrrgh! Freaky!

'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:05, archived)
# piss off! :)





'ello
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:06, archived)
# 'ning bugger lugs
how do?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:08, archived)
# Cool
I'm having a nice cheese and bikkie lunch with lots of lully cheeses, olives from the market. All washed down with a glass of wine.

Mr. the Prunes would he well pleased.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:14, archived)
# ooh braw
I've not had a cheese and buiscuit lunch in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:15, archived)
# One of the cheeses is so ripe
it's trying to slurp off the plate:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:20, archived)
# you poncy git! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:17, archived)
# Poncy?
Just coz it's not battered and deep fried?

Bloody Scots:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:19, archived)
# It wasn't!
Dear god, how could you eat it then!?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:21, archived)
# you've obviously not tried battered crackers n cheese..



with chips!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:21, archived)
# How could anyone eat that?!!!
Without curry sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:23, archived)
# Gravy Sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Both togeather!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:40, archived)
# PHWOAR!
Now thats sexy cheese
and not the usual type that comes from Peni
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:49, archived)
# the drink of the gods!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Jeebus inventing the creme egg
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:07, archived)
# Jesus dying on the cross, being sealed in the cave.....
...3 days later wakes and trying to move the boulder covering the entrance to the cave out of the way, Jesus turns into the Easter Bunny and kicks the cunting boulder into touch, thus is the story of Easter.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:16, archived)
# *chokes mid can-swig*
hahaha, brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:19, archived)
# the Roman soldier
spearing Christ on the cross
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 6 Apr 2007, 17:22, archived)

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