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[challenge entry] It's all gobledegook!
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(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:38, archived)
# There's a good reason for this and the rationale is that schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm
schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm schmerg merm
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:39, archived)
# make sense little train
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:40, archived)
# sherm
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:40, archived)
# ^_^
slop
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:41, archived)
# *clicks Merm*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:41, archived)
# let's merm!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:42, archived)
# Merm it up GOOD
FUCK YEAH
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:43, archived)
# hooooyaaaah!
we're gonna fuckin' merm, fuckin A!!!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:43, archived)
# Aint gon' stop til I run out of merm, yo
Which could be very soon because I don't know what merm is yet and what value or percentage of merm remains within me
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:47, archived)
# we're gonna show them how much merm we got
they wanted our merm, now we gonna fucking give them it all, fucking yeah!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:49, archived)
# Drown them in a sea of merm, yeah!
Does merm have a tangible form? If it does it's liquid.

Edit: Replace "merm" with "sperm" and this discussion gets interesting
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:51, archived)
# I dunno man
I guess you'd need to approach a registered mermatologist for the scientific facts
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:52, archived)
# ^ He's got a point.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:40, archived)
# yes, it's hard to argue with
:D
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:43, archived)
# I disagree
*is hard*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:48, archived)
# aha!
but you see, splart blert splart blert splart blert splart blert splart blert splart blert splart blert splart blert splart blert splart blert splart blert splart blert
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:49, archived)
# This is not a daffodil!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:40, archived)
# I have a ropply tyer gibb gib gib gib INSTAGIB
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:40, archived)
# It's a Hex number...
But has no letters a-f... Not impossible, but unusual.

/getting coat...
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:44, archived)
# woo!
Replies! Not bad for a newb!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:44, archived)
# :D
We love newbies. Honestly.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Even the repos agree


Quick, cheap and almost certainly bindun.

(Made with Terminal and gimp running on Ubuntu)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:28, archived)
# dave?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Yes.
/is a Dave
/is waiting for a package
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:29, archived)
# *delivers*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:31, archived)
# Oh baby.
*signs pad with special ink*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:32, archived)
# COR!
Hello Dave. How the devil are you?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Tiptop, more or less.
Got a new fez yet?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:39, archived)
# no :(
but I think I shall before Ealing next weekend.

It's Chunderbunny's birthday / last day of smoking in pubs bash, you know. In Ealing. Everyone sohuld come and smoke. Even if they don't.

And to wish Eric a happy biffday.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:43, archived)
# Does it kick in at midnight
or when the pub opens for the day?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:45, archived)
# I have no idea
but it's the day before, anyway.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:46, archived)
# heh
woo
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:29, archived)
# they're all dead
Dave
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Whats this sherbert?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:33, archived)
# i've been eating half the crew!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:41, archived)
#
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(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:30, archived)
# what's that
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:31, archived)
# looks like double deep fried bollocks and a toss sauce
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:31, archived)
# it'll be pork rissoles then
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Your favourite
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:33, archived)
# who the FUCK are you?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:34, archived)
# who, who?
who, who?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:36, archived)
# would have been better
*writes to roger daltrey*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:38, archived)
# all songs are improved with swearing
Fffffffffffaaaaaaacccccccttttttttooooooooooiiiiiiiddddddd!!1
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:39, archived)
# YES!
YOU FUCKING CUNT!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:35, archived)
# i'm on fucking dial up
it's shite
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:38, archived)
# can't get your Rolf Harris in Dead Horse Romp videos anymore?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:40, archived)
# Never a shortage of those mate ;)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:46, archived)
# fuck, it's good to "see" you
I must insist you come to the "Motherfucking Summer Brum b3ta bash".
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:47, archived)
# I'm so fucking skint just now
i can't even afford rent boys.

I'm down to the last 2 for a developers job though, so fingers crossed
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:54, archived)
# fingers crossed dude
it's in August anyhow, but good luck!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:56, archived)
# I had the interview over a month ago, and he stil hasn't made his cunting mind up
I'm giving serious consideration to moving the fuck away from this hole to somewhere there are decently paid jobs.

AND CUNTING WORKING BROADBANDS!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:59, archived)
# move south
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 0:00, archived)
# I miss you at work
when i'm to busy to log on for more than thirty seconds
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:44, archived)
# That's the sweetest thing everyone has ever said to me
Can I touch your scrotum?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:47, archived)
# he'll let you fucking juggle with it ;)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:55, archived)
# you speak from experience, Mr Cadillac?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:58, archived)
# bhajis?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Are they fried in ghee?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:32, archived)
# I hope so
innit
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:33, archived)
# did somebody say
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:33, archived)
# like the milk stuffs?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:33, archived)
# like it?
I love it!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:34, archived)
# :)






i don't like indian food. bakura (sp?) is good. so is dahl and rice. but that's about it.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:37, archived)
# I love it
:D

well, such as it is round here anyway

tho I think the chaps round here who sell it are about as indian as france
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:38, archived)
# :)
I dunno. There are one or two indian restaurants we (me mofaha and evil_twin (b3ta family lol)) go to, and they're owned by Indian people. Like family restaurants. Last time we were in England, we went to this place off the highstreet in Walthamstow, it was on Hoe street, near the Tube, I believe. It was okay.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:42, archived)
# I'm willing to bet they were born in Walthamstow though
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Yea. Most likely.
Had a mixture of British and Indian accents. It was quite cool to listen to.
EDIT: Speaking of British. I want proper chips now. :( My Nana makes the bestest ones.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:46, archived)
# actually I think none of our indians are run by indians
the two on the doorstep are saudis and another one is bangladeshi(the best one)

dunno about the other chaps on teh street

been a while since I had a takeaway tho, will have to have one soon
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Heh.
The sushi place near me is run by Chinese/Korean/Fillipeno people.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:47, archived)
# haven't been to the one sushi place in town
but I don't really fancy that stuff to be honest
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Eh.
Raw fish ain't so appealing when you think about it. When I used to eat meat, I kind of liked sushi. But it was kind of 'Cover it in wasabi and soy sauce, eat quickly, swallow fish whole, and don't think about the raw part'. :)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:54, archived)
# see I can't just close my eyes and swallow
just not me :)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:57, archived)
# Well.
Don't eat sushi, then. My dad can eat it normally, but this is the same guy who likes caviar and liver and onions. Euch!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:59, archived)
# guess it's what your used to
innit
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 0:00, archived)
# I...
guess.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 0:01, archived)
# same reason I wouldn't eat a bowl of flies in sugary crap
just not me :)
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 0:06, archived)
# GHEE GLEE!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:34, archived)
# who had that picture
with the big advert in the background for GHEE!

I need to see that picture

:D
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:35, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:36, archived)
# haha
It's all your fault
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:37, archived)
# I blame the Hare krishnas
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:39, archived)
# When you gheegle for ghee, do you get the pages of results with gheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegle above them?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:39, archived)
# what the?
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 2:03, archived)
# there's no better way!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:33, archived)
# RISsoles
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:35, archived)
# Royal Mail have always got my packages delivered on time ._.
Why did you feel the need to tell us that everything you did to make this image was open source? :p
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:33, archived)
# Not sure
Don't really have a choice seeing as I run Linux.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:36, archived)
# Yes, we got that.
So do I, but I don't announce it on every post I make...
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 0:35, archived)
# rm -rf *
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:35, archived)
# Dave Moffatt?
Ever race the TT?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:46, archived)
# No
But I am a mad keen biker.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 10:13, archived)
# Dave stop wasting your time on b3ta
and answer your phone/text messages.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:54, archived)
# felch
Try Alt+PrntScrn next time.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 15:02, archived)
# I've got to leave for about an hour...

but i want to draw something in my cute new style...


leave suggestions in this thread and i will check it upon my return! ^_^

(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:19, archived)
# zombies!
lots of them!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:20, archived)
# excellent stuff
i'm really liking this potc run you're doing
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:20, archived)
# Eeee!
A giant mechanized arachnid. Only cute. And small. A small, cute, giant mechanized arachnid.

Edit (Unrelated to this thread): I see you, Japsai. I see you deleting that thread with the stolen anim. I know what you did. I'LL REMEMBER WHAT YOU DID!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:20, archived)
# what a naughty deleter!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:28, archived)
# You predicted the turn of events well.
I thought he'd just not reply, stay silent for a week, then change his name and try posting again. Maybe he'll do that too.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:29, archived)
# guess you've recorded his user number then
:D
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:31, archived)
# :D
Five Five Three-Oh-Five. Quite a catchy user number, actually.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:35, archived)
# why do people post other folks stuff
someone _always_ notices

(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:37, archived)
# HE JUST WANTED TO BE LOVED!
Love that he could not obtain with MS Paint and biros.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:38, archived)
# it's tragic dude
it's like.. I dunno

but I reckon a french film director could make a really depressing movie about it

and in the final scene, he's gone to his uncles farm which borders the grande massif to grow vegetables, and we see him, it's dawn, tears in his eyes, growing vegetables.

"FIN"

man, it's beautiful
*wipes away fluid from eyes*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:48, archived)
# ;___;
:'(
T_T
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:49, archived)
# yes
all of that, in that order
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:53, archived)
# egglecup kitty!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:21, archived)
# You could draw a rabbit throwing carrots at a random pigeon
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:21, archived)
# now, this idea i like!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:25, archived)
# i would most like to see what a random pigeon looks like
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:27, archived)
# broam pipes protruding from it's posterior(sp?), no doubt
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:31, archived)
# those are necesarry
to harvest the fresh succulent broam
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:37, archived)
# oh god yes
mmmm broam
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:54, archived)
# SWT!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:21, archived)
# Draw Jimmy Carr's new cat
It will be called Carrpet.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:22, archived)
# *slap*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:26, archived)
# *slop*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:46, archived)
# *slips*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:51, archived)
# I want to say "tubgirl and goatse etc" just to see you draw them but i really don't want to see that...
soo... a lion trying to open a chocolate bar (penguin) whilst riding a unicycle

edit : G'nite b3ta *waves*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Glee!
Erm, something animated please, if it doesn't take too long.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:22, archived)
# I really liked naomi watts in that fillum
even if she does have a stupid 'carribean' accent.

so 'do' her. probably the bit when she's callypso, bound by ropes.

or is that a JJ suggestion...
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:23, archived)
# Raccoons!
playing pool if possible. With pints and a jukebox playing Journey :)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:24, archived)
# kawaii!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:24, archived)
# Aww!
I love the eyes and mouths.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:25, archived)
# Show us your tits!

/suggestion
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:27, archived)
#
show us your tits
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:28, archived)
# again?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:29, archived)
# i believe i missed the last time
maybe a private show....
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:30, archived)
# ;)


*fires up webcam*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:34, archived)
# *fires up screen recorder*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:47, archived)
# TITS or
GTFO!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:59, archived)
# ^_^
:D
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:28, archived)
# frankly
i love it, have a woo
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Cthulhu fhtagn!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:42, archived)
# something horrible
keywords: wheelchair, nigger, kkk, adolf hitler, internet, pee-wee herman, rape, penis.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:56, archived)
# foof!
tentacles, chiba. Eh?

I'd like you to draw the rolling stones, but when they were about 6 months old rugrats, all sitting around in a nappy ( no change there then Keith ) and arguing over who has had the most drugs.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:57, archived)
# 30 Seconds To Mars.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Do they really exist, or are they another fictional one?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:19, archived)
# They are real.
They are all real. I don't make bands up.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:25, archived)
# I loved Life on Mars
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:20, archived)
# so, err...
which ones are female?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:21, archived)
# None, they are all emos
I expect
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:22, archived)
# All guys.
Did you know their lead singer was originally an actor, but 30STM is an exception to the bands-started-by-actors-suck rule.
EDIT: And yes, Shannon is a guy.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:26, archived)
# Juliette and The Licks is another.
In fact, there are a few.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Never heard of them.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:30, archived)
# Her out of Six Feet Under isn't it?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:31, archived)
# and many many others
KK, go find.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:32, archived)
# Go find?
Okay. What am I finding?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Juliette and The Licks
they're good.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:37, archived)
# Okay.
EDIT: listening to them now. They're not too bad, though they sound quite like Veruca Salt.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:39, archived)
# robert johnson
son house
furry lewis
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:37, archived)
# all of these + Captain Beefheart.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:46, archived)
# all of those
except captain beefheart
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:48, archived)
# 30STM?
Is Schwarzenegger in it this time?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:28, archived)
# 30 Seconds To Mars.
30STM is an abbreviation.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:29, archived)
# aha!
a band I quite like. Someone once lied and said I look like Jared Lito.

Woo.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:27, archived)
# Do you?
And also, yes, 30STM are quite good. Have you seen the video for the song From Yesterday?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:28, archived)
# I have not
although I do like that song.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:31, archived)
# It's like a...
fuckin' short film! Hahah, seriously. It is about 13 minutes long, and worth every minute that you spend watching it. I have it on my (new) iPod (graduation present) and watch it a LOT.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:33, archived)
# I shall youchoob it shortly, then
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:34, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:38, archived)
# I like this more than the individual ones you do
I think the style looks best in this kind of montage.

*brian sewells*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:27, archived)
# I quite agree.
I kinda thought that after I put it together.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:29, archived)
# woo
The Kill is an ace song
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:29, archived)
# Yes!
But I prefer From yesterday. and also Echelon is a good song.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:30, archived)
# they are very good
I'm not sure what it is but it's an ace song, currently one of my faves!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:45, archived)
# Wait, what?
You mean you don't know what it is about the song, or you don't know the name of the song?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:51, archived)
# what it is about the song
i just picked it out of the album after the first listen and couldn't get enough!
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 0:05, archived)
# Totally
know what you mean. Love it, too. And I got my mum to even like From Yesterday! :)
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 0:23, archived)
# Philters.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:16, archived)
# did you take the photograph before you applied 7 clicks of filters?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:18, archived)
# Nope. Next.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:18, archived)
# look forward to the next 7 clicks of filters
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:19, archived)
# You do that.
:D
xxx
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:19, archived)
# I can hear Vader breathing... coming closer. Nice!~
Also. T.J.
www.whatareweyourdesignmysandwhichbitches.com


Design my sandwhich bitches!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:19, archived)
# I once designed a multi layer sandwich
which consisted of every edible food product and i drew it all out on a4 paper and it took 2 sheets of paper to complete, i still dream of this sandwich
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:20, archived)
# I would have..
Toasted bread, sliced Irish cheddar, red onion, chopped olives and mayo, and Olivio spread.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:21, archived)
# no meat?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:22, archived)
# Naaa.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:24, archived)
# ha. the sign outside my local store says:
"Sandwich fillings of you choice!"

and I always think about places where you go in and say "Egg and cress, please" and they give you a cheese and pickle sandwich.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:21, archived)
# egg and cress sounds good right now
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:26, archived)
# is monsiuer drunk at all at all?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:29, archived)
# nah, still at work. Here's what I decided upon
Cracked Brown Mustard
Whole Grain Bread
Cheddar Cheese
Cracked Pepper Turkey
Lettuce, Tomato, Red Onion & Mayonnaise

Side of Olive, Feta and cucumber
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:36, archived)
# sounds tasty! I AM drunk, and not at work, but I would eat some of that.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:40, archived)
# Oh God that sounds good, minus the tomato.
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 0:01, archived)
# is Edd still around?
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
:P
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:03, archived)
# :D
I want to see more collaborative stuff on b3ta
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:04, archived)
# This.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:09, archived)
# ooh with a random draw
so all the talented people have to pair up...
yes
masterworks will follow
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:15, archived)
# So do I
If they involve my cars
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:12, archived)
# I've used a wheel of yours!
Not much, but there it is.
I'll do something more or
add you into another bulk.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:16, archived)
# MORE STRANGULATIONS!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:04, archived)
# Haha
that's very smoothly animated!

/relurks
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:04, archived)
# THERE HE IS!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:04, archived)
# OPEN FIRE! ALL WEAPONSSS!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:07, archived)
# FIRE AT WILL!
no. no wait!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:11, archived)
# Pfft
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:14, archived)
# No really, I'm not here

no sir
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:07, archived)
# hmnnn strange, could have sworn I saw something
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:08, archived)
# that was ehm...gypsys
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:09, archived)
# Fucking gypsys
coming over here shouting 'that's very smoothly animated!' and then legging it. Bastards!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:10, archived)
# Well, there's gypsys for you

really going now
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:13, archived)
# hahaha
:D

"When b3ta characters attack other b3ta users characters" presented by greg evigan
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:05, archived)
#
greg evigan Sherrif john burnell!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:23, archived)
# FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!
wooyay!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:05, archived)
# hahaha
lovely
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:06, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
revenge!

For the sake of all that is good and Oasis as well, when is the collaboration?!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:07, archived)
# ACE
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:10, archived)
# Ace reaced.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:16, archived)
# Winner!
This is the most brilliant thing ever!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:20, archived)
# yes!
more of this colllabb...colalbettive... talented b3tans doing joint stuffs

:)
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry] any one else in London hear lots of booms and rozza cars?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:59, archived)
# no
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:00, archived)
# it must be as i'm in the ghetto of
Ealing
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:01, archived)
# ah yes, well ealing is where the IRA live
so the likelyhood of booms and sirens is increased
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:06, archived)
# er
what?

booms and sirens?

has some fuckwit just blown themselves up?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:01, archived)
# Not I


*hides limbs and intestines*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:02, archived)
# it's only a flesh wound!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:03, archived)
# those limbs and intestines aren't for sexy tiem you know
that's just naughty

you shouldn't play with your food
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:03, archived)
# NO
I hear Thunder, I hear Thunder.
No? Must be my Best of the 80's metal album then.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:03, archived)
# *hair rocks*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:06, archived)
# Shouldn't do
With that much hairspray!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:10, archived)
# i heard the bangs
but thought it was fireworks
edit: in west ealing
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:10, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:58, archived)
# yay
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:58, archived)
# Ooooh
swanky car! Nice :)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:59, archived)
# do/can you do motorbikes?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:59, archived)
# I don't know, I've never tried
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:00, archived)
# do it dave!
do it!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:01, archived)
# I think you should.
Triumph Rocket III?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:02, archived)
# Christ no
a vectored housebrick with was once shiny now rusty bits on it does not a good pic make. Duke 1098 or Daytona 675 please!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:34, archived)
# I think you ready to take it to the next level
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:22, archived)
# please tell me thats the 4.2ltr version
mmmmm v12 *drools* and convertable Yay!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:59, archived)
# The only one ever made
Had no engine
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:00, archived)
# by jaguar maybe...
but theres a few out there
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:01, archived)
# That's a Daimler
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:02, archived)
# no no no
theres a place that converts em
big fat ebay link
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:03, archived)
# With TWO doors?
Edit: It's not an XJS, I've seen XJS convertibles
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:04, archived)
# yes...
two doors
edit : what is it then?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:06, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:09, archived)
# no no no
i meant what is the ebay link you crazy fool
edit : oh ffs - its a daimler - not a jag - pfft
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:09, archived)
# The ebay link is an XJS
How can b3ta be this confusing?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:13, archived)
# its late im going to bed
Tara!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:15, archived)
# Nicely done, dave
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:00, archived)
# looks like a car to me!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:02, archived)
# Moth


rah!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Moffwoo!
Am I the only person who thinks moffs (and spiders) are lully critters?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:56, archived)
# spiders are funny and one day may become our masters
moths are just dumb

"dur light" *thud* "dur light" *thud* "dur light" *thud* "dur light" *thud* "dur light" *thud* "dur light" *thud* "dur light" *thud* "dur light" *thud* "dur light" *thud*

they never get bored of that, until

"dur light" *fizzle*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:57, archived)
# no
not at all!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:59, archived)
# That
is great.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:00, archived)
# if thats a moth...
i now am equiped with anitmoth testicles balls and a fly zapper! mwhahahah take that evil moths!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:00, archived)
#
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:03, archived)
# twice!
I am honoured.

You've been doing some great pics lateley, but I wasn't around to comment them at the time :(
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:05, archived)
# twice? eh?
*whistles*


and thankee. ^_^

the one below is shite...but it is on-purpose shite.

^_^
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:07, archived)
# xox for discomeats xox
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:50, archived)
# YES! :D
Eyebeams ITT?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:50, archived)
# haha
:D
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:52, archived)
# FAT FUCK
120
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:52, archived)
# *luffs*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:52, archived)
# Gambit!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:04, archived)
# alright then


woo to both images!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:07, archived)
# horse is alien!
Woo!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:51, archived)
# \o/
:D

yayayayayaya

*cleeks*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:51, archived)
# Nooooooo!not the OXO vsion.!
woo and 'ning!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:51, archived)
# hmm, oxo
I've never successfully made gravy out of that
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:52, archived)
# Coz it's shite:P
You can just about make spag bol if you used 20 cartons of the stuff.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:54, archived)
# that would be the most horrific spagbol ever
and rather costly

like a 50p jar of red slurp from lidl or somewhere similar would be far far better

I remember the oxo family adverts

oh my god, all they did is eat runny gravy all day long, what kind of sick and twisted lifestyle is that!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:56, archived)
# I've got a preasure cooker
i just get a load of bones from my butcher. WINNAH!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:58, archived)
# boooooooooooooooooooones
I don't personally like to eat bones

:D
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:59, archived)
# We know about you and boner eating
You use stock. You use boiled down bones that have been dried and then await your please to rehydrate again.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:06, archived)
# the circle of life
described in the most sexy way possible
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:09, archived)
# BEWARE!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:52, archived)
# I like this!
edit: *zaps pachey with head lasers*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:52, archived)
# Fucking
YES!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:53, archived)
# Yay for laser eyed cows
woo!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:55, archived)
# Love your current sig BTW.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:20, archived)
# Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!




(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:48, archived)
# haha
nice work, you loon
121
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:48, archived)
# arg the ground is blurred like it's moving
but it's not

and the space subtle has feets

arg!! this fucks with my head!!!

ARAAGAGRRGA!!!!!

:D

edit: now it's more surreal

:D
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:49, archived)
# ooooh! dat's gotta hoit!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:49, archived)
# Did you know
George Bush has aides?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:49, archived)
# so's your mum
my dog gave it to her
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:50, archived)
# well
she is dead...
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:53, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:50, archived)
# hahahaha!
nicely done sir

and goodnight for real this time.
nobody post any thing else till i'm gone.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:50, archived)
# will do!*


*lies
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:51, archived)
# arghh!
can u do it the other way with the scrolling background and the stationary spaceshuttle?
Woo!
edit : YAY!! this is GREAT! *sings frosties advert as a tribute*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:52, archived)
# You Nailed It!
You got it two feet off the ground!
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 1:12, archived)
#

(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:45, archived)
# Ahaha
I love this sort of thing :D
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:46, archived)
# splendid.
and goodnight.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:48, archived)
# byeeeeeeeeee!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:50, archived)
# top right looks just like crazy frog!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:48, archived)
# haha!~
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:48, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:51, archived)
# bindun :-)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:12, archived)
# that took me a while...
ha ha ha
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:51, archived)
# that aint right
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:52, archived)
# That tragic case
You get on a bit and your torso goes north!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:52, archived)
# Ulrika?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 23:41, archived)
# do i look like jude law?
but fatter?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:49, archived)
# you wish
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:51, archived)
# someoen once told me i did....
then again that same person won't talk to me now :(
(, Sat 23 Jun 2007, 0:53, archived)
# lower right wins!
I don't know what he wins, perhaps just a kicking.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:51, archived)
# bottom left wins a rub on the noggin, the cute wee scamp!~
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:52, archived)
# Not so much an error, but...


;)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:42, archived)
# tyle2cssbi
onemuse
wnowrapbg
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:43, archived)
# NO WRAP
NO RAP

RAP!

NO!

I've got no idea what I'm meant to be looking at here. Sorry.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:44, archived)
# "NO WRAP FOR YOU "
"OH BABY

WONT YOU WRAP

NO YOU CANT

BECAUSE"

(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:45, archived)
#

122
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:44, archived)
# 2 indie bands
and no rap?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:44, archived)
# Ooh
didn't even see the no wrap thing.
Yes, two indie bands, but it's a screencap from dreamweaver - any web geeks would know the CSS button was already there. Never mind, haha.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:46, archived)
# agrees with file name...
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:45, archived)
[challenge entry] This is not photoshoped but an actual screen shot...


Click for bigger (181KB)

If it really took 1,664,713 minutes to copy the song 'Hello.mp3' to a hard disk, I'd be waiting for over three years. Sometimes it feels like that, my PC is so slow...
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:33, archived)
# Get more rams!


(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:34, archived)
# yes
it's a windows bug

yes windows is shit

yes, I believe in ponies

yes, ponies

fucking huge ponies with fricken laser beam eyes
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:36, archived)
# i wouldn't have bothered it's crap.
and as a rule we prefer images that have been fiddled with at least a little bit.
welcome all the same.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:36, archived)
# again, I point someone to
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:36, archived)
# changing the sites name to make it more corporate advertising revenue friendly
it's still wtf damn it!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:37, archived)
# WHAT . THE . FUCK ?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:40, archived)
# damn right!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:40, archived)
# HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIMON-MAN
edit also: jpg or gif not bmp
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:38, archived)
# is this simon man's friend
i forget.
and does the bmp thing matter if it's only tiny, i remember a debate about this a few months back and i think it concluded that size mattered, as always
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:40, archived)
# Doubt he is, I just hope simon-man becomes a meme from that picture
Fair point with the bmps, the posted pic is alright - just the linked pic that is moleste
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:50, archived)
[challenge entry] whoops


Click for bigger (98KB)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:31, archived)
# O_O
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:32, archived)
# Cats in bomber jackets?

FILTH!!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:32, archived)
#


Click for bigger (96KB)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Pfft!
Like the beer mustaché, I'm more of a Nikolai Tesla fan though!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:16, archived)
# aye, he was a beast!
and then was played by David Bowie in The Prestige....
two of the greatest people,
one man...

*cums just a little*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:22, archived)
# aarraagagagag
fucking spurting jesus!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:16, archived)
# hahah
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:17, archived)
# Oh Tove, you crazy zombie you



I bins watchin ur videos.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Oh noes
hope you liekd em
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:24, archived)
# Oh dear!!
I thought my puns were bad!


woo!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:18, archived)
# Hahahehea.
Good night b3ta!
im off to plot and plan for tommorow.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:18, archived)
# *blows raspberries*
Anyone watching Amy Whitehouse on telly?

Never really listened to that much of her stuff but she is stunning!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:21, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Excellent. :)
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:22, archived)
# hehehe!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:06, archived)
# I don't get it.
Is there a funny or is this just an excuse for a dip?

I forgot my costume. Anyone mind if I braid one from my own hair?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:06, archived)
# It's the neville
you were never meant to get it!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:13, archived)
# You are completely hatstand
take two of these and lie down for a while
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:07, archived)
# haha! :D
Thats great!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:07, archived)
# you can never be too careful
always keep a towel handy!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:08, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:14, archived)
# just think
in the upgrade it's filled with boats

and in the next version, it's filled with throbbing cruise liners
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:09, archived)
#
◕ ◡ ◕

I wonder if that even worked or just caused ??? to happen or something
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:09, archived)
# works for me
but I have the /uploadz codez installed
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:11, archived)
# Everyone should have the uplaod coedz installed
Lest bad things happen. Like not being able to see smileys. That's a very bad thing.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:15, archived)
# Wheelyface!
*glee*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Yes :D
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:15, archived)
# My errors never make swimming pools :¬(
Doesn't he make a gun out of a giant candle?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:09, archived)
# I'm pretty sure
it was a piece of soap. I can't remember, it was a while ago
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:10, archived)
# It was soap
I don't know what I was thinking
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:22, archived)
# Hmmm, does this application need a special d(r)iver?
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:10, archived)
# you have entered too much chlorine
please drain to continue
WOoO!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:11, archived)
# What are you on?


outrageus!
woo!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:13, archived)
# the buggering has terminated ....
/barrymore blog
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:13, archived)
# THE PORK IS STRONG IN THIS ONE.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:13, archived)
# Hello Dave
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:14, archived)
# hello, hello.
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:14, archived)
# bonkers
and yay!
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:16, archived)
# SWIMMY!!!
*splashes merrily*
(, Fri 22 Jun 2007, 22:21, archived)

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