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# Trace a face? Ace
Fatboy and The Skinkle - Illustrated, but not interested...

(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:34, archived)
# nicely
nicely
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:36, archived)
# OOH!
could you do one of my kittin?

prettypleasewith sugar and a cherryontop?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:42, archived)
# i've said it before and i'll say it again
you have a truly lovely pussie.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:45, archived)
# ^_-
you know it.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Can do...
... have you got a close-up photo of his/her face though?
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# umm...
*looks*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:11, archived)
# errrrr...
best i've got
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:13, archived)
# umm...
... is that even a cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)
# wow
that looks exactly like my cat
(scuv mywales.info, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:06, archived)
# here she is
(scuv mywales.info, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:10, archived)
# fluff!
*attacks*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:14, archived)
# WOO!
From me
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:28, archived)
# nicely
subtle.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:29, archived)
# yay for subtle shopping
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:29, archived)
# mmm
supple.

and subtle.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:33, archived)
# Brilliantly subtle.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:37, archived)
# mmm brilliantly subtle


A.K.A. RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)
[challenge entry] My precious........
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:25, archived)
# heheh
nice wun!
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:25, archived)
# best drummer* ever
*that was a muppet
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:27, archived)
# I'd say Joey's a bit of a muppet.
Gah, can't think of any drummers who've been idiots and are good.
Apparantly whatshisface from blink is good (hahaha!) and he broke his arm while drumming and still kept going, does that make him a muppet?
/can't think a muppet drummer.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:28, archived)
# it does make him a muppet
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Woo!
Althought, that muppet (the orange furry one [the one that's in the original poast]) is still the best.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:31, archived)
# top
woo
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:34, archived)
# Woo and yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Rock-a-hula, rock-rock-a-hula...
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:22, archived)
# am it hula tiems?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:25, archived)
# hula..
I just failed to draw that word in isketch :-(
(scuv mywales.info, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Heh, I like this :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Hoopla
(I helped save b3ta! nastybadger, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:41, archived)
# hehehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:42, archived)
# hahaha
he looks so sad when he drops it
(scuv mywales.info, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:43, archived)
# that needs more woo!
hula hoops yeah!
crunchin' when you're munchin'...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:50, archived)
# A picture from a friend
Only slightly shopped



Original
(Ukatoton, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:17, archived)
# she loves it,
the slaaaaag
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:19, archived)
# wayhey
go on charlesey baby
(scuv mywales.info, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:20, archived)
# Haha.
Simple, yet great.

Could do with a bit of auto contrast, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:21, archived)
# yayses!
you're back.
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:24, archived)
# this /\
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:27, archived)
# where the buttering hell have you been?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Hiking, Visiting the granparents and off to China as of Saturday for three weeks.
And any animations I do make aren't planned for b3ta so... I might be gone again.
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:16, archived)
# slight shopping is my favourite kind
randy old bugger
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry] sure to have bin dun already...
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Heehee
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 20:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Ahem..Bindun?
(tavish Strongbow is my life, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Worst film ever
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)
# HARRRRGGGGGGFFFFFF


First, shitty attempt at photoshoppery, but he was so beautiful before
(I helped save b3ta! RANCID TESTICLE I AM GALACTUS, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Found that button then
*hometime* tra !
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:59, archived)
# tra'
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:00, archived)
# la
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:01, archived)
# la
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Oi! you!?
www.isketch.net ? anyone?

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# www.acrowars.com
:p *i'm not going i just like saying that*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:08, archived)
# ok
let me roll a fag or two....
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:10, archived)
# tobacco
lighter
matches
smoke
lung cancer
cough
sputum
phlegm
stink
antisocial
repulsive . . . sorry, I was just practising C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:13, archived)
# What is this isketch thing?
*joins*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot with added compost Cake for all!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)
# basically a sex forum . . .
you'll love it

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:15, archived)
# yay for puding basin haircuts
TJ : unborn baby elephants awww
cellar.org/iotd.php?threadid=12524
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:01, archived)
# more like
ewwwww
(I helped save b3ta! RANCID TESTICLE I AM GALACTUS, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)
# awwwwha
*melts*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)
# Aww lully
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot with added compost Cake for all!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)
# but they're not done yet
.

(I helped save b3ta! RANCID TESTICLE I AM GALACTUS, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)
# shtop shtop
these elephantsh arn't ready yet
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# but
how did they get the camera up there
(scuv mywales.info, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:11, archived)
# its a frigging elephant...
you could get an SLR up that fanny
(I helped save b3ta! RANCID TESTICLE I AM GALACTUS, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)
# ...




Hahahahahaha. Eww.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:20, archived)
# Gingarrrrrrr
(Londingham ., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)
# a happy ginge?
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:27, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:54, archived)
# I adore that movie poster
shame the film isn't as good
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)
# It would have been much better
with Gonzo
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Naaa
Would have been outstanding if they got Eddie Izzard to play the roll:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:57, archived)
# ^that
is pure genius :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:59, archived)
# ZoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooom
Ridingonmyrocketpack, Ridingonmyrocketpack, Arrgh bees! Ooooo AAA nazi who sound like James Mason. Jeezy Queezy.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:02, archived)
# or Simon Weston
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:00, archived)
# it does have
Jennifer Connelly though
(I helped save b3ta! Bazmonkey baws!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:58, archived)
# ^This
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:00, archived)
#
...and more of this ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)
[challenge entry] A Regency Romance
It's how she wrote Pork and Prejudice.



and Mansfield Pork sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:52, archived)
# You're not at all sorry
are you? Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:58, archived)
# and when I get back from the pub (2 pages)
I'll reply to you even though you'll never read it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Occulus Swallowed, instead of spat, on, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)
# I should have posted this when the compo was still open


i just couldn't find a £20 note for ages
(captain barnacle, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:38, archived)
# You are poor
AICMFPence
edit: *copies serial number and reports as stolen*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:40, archived)
# Wouldn't work
They'd know you'd never have that much money!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:42, archived)
# And that ladies and gentlemen is the end of the show
#bring me sunshine, in your smile#
#bring me laughter, all the while#
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:44, archived)
# I got groped and propositioned
By a dirty old Egyptian gut today!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Hahaha
My stick on moustache works wonders
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:48, archived)
# I was lamenting the new smoking ban having a ciggy in my doorway.
The guy comes up to me (the sort that uses oil on their hair), put his arm round me and asked if I knew any massage parlours.

So I got everyone in the street attention and asked them if they knew or if they'd like to be groped by him too.:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
# blimey
If you call that a grope and a proposition, wait till we meet next time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:52, archived)
# I said you'd unlikely to ever have a twenty quid note remember:P
Anyway way I know what you went to Northampton for.

*nudge nudge*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:53, archived)
# I'm all the rich, baby
I spend 200+ quid on b3ta bashes :P

edit: Northampton?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:53, archived)
# Yeah?
You know the price of the hostel has gone up?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)
# bugger
*shot in the foot by lies* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Stop hanging around outside Harrods, then.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:27, archived)
# I haven't had a 20 quid note in ages
/poor as fuck blog
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:40, archived)
# I have a few sitting in a drawer here....
and every day, as the dollar tumbles, they're worth more.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Yeah, give me a paper cut with one of 'em...
and pour some lemon juice on it while you're at it.

/grumbling Yank rant.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:46, archived)
# We have the real one here,
The ones with your Queen on!


*runs for bunker*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:42, archived)
# *hunts down to hostel*
*has a bath and a quick nap after traveling so far*
*takes out to breakfast, ensures eggs are over cooked*
HA THATS WHAT YOU GET BITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:46, archived)
# That'd never happen
thank god for Hadrian's wall blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:48, archived)
# I got past it for norfampton rememeber
*sharpens overcooking egg pan*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:48, archived)
# Yeah
We'd taken it down for cleaning that day.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
# you mean I climbed over that old stone for nothing?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:52, archived)
# That was your house:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:53, archived)
# well played sir,
well played
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:54, archived)
# We have the finest cardboard here!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:54, archived)
# i've got a bath tub full
/scrooge mcduck
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:45, archived)
# Well
my bathtub is full of gin.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:46, archived)
# you should start charging for vectors . . . from now on
C];0)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Mamaaaaaaa!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Fantastic

/searches for £20
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Hahaha, brilliant!
Deserves proper clickage.
(thick as a brick I think a no, I mean a yes, but it's all wrong, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:45, archived)
[challenge entry] do you like our owl?
it's artificial?
of course it is
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)
# I can't decide if her lips are shiny
or if she's got little rabbit's fangs poking out.

She was mighty hot in Blade Runner, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:37, archived)
# argh
Now I only see the rabbit fangs! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:38, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:38, archived)
# "Nnnah! What's up, Deckard?"

Now we need Damocles to give her a carrot to chew on and animate it!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:41, archived)
# he he
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Home again home again
quickity quick.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)
[challenge entry] moop
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Yip yip...uh huh...
(Bman36, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:27, archived)
# Hmm...
Went a bit wrong with the colour but I'm not good with these so I'm proud of my work! =)
(Bman36, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:28, archived)
# Isn't that Manley's missus' placenta?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:29, archived)
# yum
cold placenta sandwiches
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:30, archived)
# and enough left over for placenta curry on boxing day
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:31, archived)
# is he still boring everyone with that
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:36, archived)
# hem hem hem
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)
# yup yup yup yup...uuuuuhuh uhuh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:37, archived)
# bbbbbbbbring! bbbbbbbbring!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4VNMERVsC4

classic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:46, archived)
# hahaha :D

it'll never get old
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:48, archived)
# I love the whole build up
it's like a finely crafted Python sketch.

genius.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:54, archived)
# Eeep
What? Nope...nope...nope...nooope!

I remember watching this on Sesame Street.
(Beeblebear, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Because I couldn't think of any good puns
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:27, archived)
# *calls board police*
nee-naw nee-naw
filesize error
fix it and recieve a wooyay in the post
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:31, archived)
# good god
*sharpens pitchfork and hands out burning torches*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:32, archived)
# Better?
:-\
(MrGiggleBollocks less giggle, more bollocks, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived)
# I heartily recommend jpgs for images of this ilk.
under 50k and you're laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:37, archived)
# this /\ with a little hat on
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:33, archived)
# christy
Who's that?

You still enjoy "doing" eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived)
# my angry eyes
I've taken a liking to doing full colour portraits now, I'm especially happy wiht the one I did of DTH and TLH
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:38, archived)
# That is a masterpiece, sir.
For Dave's shirt, did you vectorise it completely, pattern and all?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:41, archived)
# you thinking of the work in progress?
I'm talking of the

one

/any excuse to pea roast blog
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:47, archived)
# I don't think I commented at the time
so: this is really nicely done :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:49, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:50, archived)
# oh bugger - sorry, yes I was mixing up the two
That's just bloody aceness in a can. Love Dave's teeth and glasses :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:50, archived)
# yup quite hapy wih the outcome
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:53, archived)
# I think EVERYONE was happy with that masterpiece!
Wish taking pictures of me didn't break cameras - I'd ask you to work me up too.

Ah well...
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:45, archived)
# try using a diamond lensed camera
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:48, archived)
# If I was THAT rich

I wouldn't give a shit WHAT I looked like.

Actually, I DON'T much give a shit what I look like - I must be a real catch!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:50, archived)
# Licence fees paying to humiliate her Majesty, utter bastards
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:10, archived)
# this seams ok to me
loffle queen
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:12, archived)
# seamsalicious
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:14, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Seeing that you've been around for quite a while I assume this is a tongue in cheek post.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot with added compost Cake for all!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:14, archived)
# Show me these people who you claim don't have their tongues
deeply within their cheeks in b3ta!!!

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6294472.stm
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:18, archived)
#
"The BBC said the clips for the trailer were "not intended to provide a full picture of what actually happened or of what will be shown in the final programme". "

SO WHAT THE FUCK IS IT FOR?

Media Twats. All of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:21, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:21, archived)
# a few
a few
a few
a few what?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:22, archived)
# She's as common as muck
"Baffroom" indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:24, archived)
# I made an animation of the queen many years ago
in which she was licking her lips. It was actually my lips that I had stuck on her face with computer wizardry.

I have since accidentally deleted all copies of the picture, on-line and on my computer, which makes me sad.

Somebody else may have a copy of it somewhere, but searching google for "Queen licking her lips" tends to bring up rather a lot of porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:27, archived)
# hahahahahahha
Where did you originally host it?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:30, archived)
# It was on my ISP webspace
which I thought was backed up when I wiped it clean.

It wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:33, archived)
# oops .
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:33, archived)
# this is a quote from the first result of that search
"WARNING: If the idea of women performing oral sex on horses
offends you, or if you are a really fanatical Tolkien fan, read
no further!! You have been warned!!! Because herein it is
explained exactly what Boromir meant when he said that the
people of Rohan "love their horses next to their kin." ;-)"


so.. yeah...
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:32, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)
# worrying isn't it.
Aren't you famous?
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:36, archived)
# yeah apparently
www.fuctinthehead.co.uk see todays strip for the story and its on my news thing on the same page
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:40, archived)
# aces
nice one son.
(imnotplayinganymore Like a rock. Like a planet., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:43, archived)
# was funny as hell
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:53, archived)
# If it really was wizardry
shirley you could just wizardry them back again?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:36, archived)
# Bun shoes?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:24, archived)
# tofu? tofu?
what is it good for?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:24, archived)
# hahahaha!
splendid stuff
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)
# Perfume?
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Not Suitable For Minors
I saw this on a game site aimed at kids.



Children should not be encouraged to pump out their glitter. No wonder there's such a problem with paedophilia in Britain these days.
(Banster Daddy or Uncle? Daddy or Uncle? Hmm. Both please!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:08, archived)
# *picks up blankie and emergency case of Jaffa Cakes*
*heads for bunker*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot with added compost Cake for all!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:09, archived)
# Glitter? Oh good, I can wheel this out again!
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At least I waited to reply to someone else's post before pea'ing this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)
# meanwhile....
would you buy this?

edit : a real life version that is, about 200 bhp per tonne :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Is there a problem with paedophilia?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:20, archived)
# Well, see...
The problem with being a paedophile is that you just don't fit in.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:20, archived)
# arf
thats terrible
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:22, archived)
# Well we can't all be like Jeremy Beadle
Some of us have to use children's little hands to make it look big.
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:28, archived)
# *badumtish* Try the veal
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:22, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:24, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:39, archived)
# No Muppets, except possibly Nick Cage


I didn't expect it to be good but nothing could have prepared me for how staggeringly shit Ghost Rider was!

So this here is a little picture I made for my bro who also made the mistake of watching this travesty of a film!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:08, archived)
# HA HA HA HA HA HA!
top shop!
And it was a shit film
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:09, archived)
# you could have warned me!
I'll never get those hours back!

*stropps*
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:12, archived)
# sorry
if you had warned me you were going to see it I could have warned you not to. You only have yourself and Nicholas Cage to blame.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:13, archived)
# I plan to blame as many people as possible!
Even myself! I warned myself not to watch it but would I listen?
Oh no! I was all like "you know it'll be like ya know entertaining, and you know like totally explody" so I was all like "yeah why not!"

Anyway I appear to have lost the plot I think maybe I ought to go to the pub!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:16, archived)
# it was explosiony
but that couldn't cover up the shitness of the plot and the fact the cast Cage as Ghost Rider, only well known actor I think that could pull it off is Colin Farrell
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:18, archived)
# The action scenes had no action which was a bit of a shocker!
"oh you are a baddy made of earth I'll cook you with my whip"

"oh you are a baddy made of air I'll suck you up with my whip"

"oh you are a baddy made of water I'll drown! and then come back to life and disolve you? Or sommat!"

"oh you are a baddy made of souls I'll use my anti-soul eyes, especially cos you gloated earlier about how they couldn't get me! Ha ha!"

There are films I've liked less, but probably best for me to steer clear of that topic - I've not had my medication today!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:25, archived)
# Oh yeah and...
Baddy - I am the Devil our deal is finished I've come to take your powers away
GR - Nope
Baddy - Pardon?
GR - I'm keeping them, plus I'm going to use them against you, possibly in the sequel!
Baddy - oh alright, but I'll get you for this, possibly in the sequel!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:28, archived)
# *This is most amusing*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:11, archived)
# *screams to goat faster*
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 12 Jul 2007, 18:12, archived)

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