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# random racistness :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# first to admit i am a bit thick...and ris ed up
*refuses to look at file name
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 12:29, archived)
# that's how all the Chinese sound
oh well :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)
# \o/
Ponies!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:15, archived)
# The ants are a bugger this year
 

 
Lordy!
 


edit: optimicised a bit more
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# poor leno
woo
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Noooo
dey are stealing ma cupboard hippo
(Arahan, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# Haha
I was thinking of doing an antimation just last night

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 12:22, archived)
# this is not bacon
??????
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Silly ants
Hippo is not delicious ham.
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Haha!
Brill, though you should keep that in the fridge.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:45, archived)
# YAY ITS MY B3TADAY!
So here's some semi-humourous signage from Cyprus, although I'm sure you guys can do better so I've linked the originals :)


originals
originals
(I helped save b3ta! ubersheep is a musical sheep, and will sing on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 12:21, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
gerrrrinnnng :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 12:25, archived)
# *lights candles
"now make a wish and blow"


Happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Similarly,
T3h fluff ist verboten!

CF Detail (notes)
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:42, archived)
# no subject
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Zod rocks on so many levels :D
woo, and BIGGAR! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Just gonna go make brekky...will ensmallen in a min!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 12:07, archived)
# it's a gif, don't worry about it
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 12:15, archived)
# *still feels it has no right to be so "look at the si..."
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm bacon!
*wafts in your general direction
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 12:26, archived)
# blimey
.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Now all I have is
That bloody song from 'Oliver' in my head:

Consider yourself,
Cunted!
Consider yourself,
Cunted in the fuck!

GGGGAAAAHHHH!!!! MindPiss!!!!
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Just a slightly Oriental Death one this...

Click for others, and 'ning all
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# I say
that's a bit decent...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)
# quick Hiro,
stop time!

very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 11:52, archived)
# You read my thoughts!
You are Officer Parkman AICMFP.

(hmmm although you could be Sylar...)
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 21 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# *head on desk*
my best mate is obsessed with Heroes, and due to having freeview I can't watch it.

and he won't shut up about it!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# *ahem*
www.tv-links.co.uk/

enjoy :)
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 21 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Aye, I've just finished watching Torchwood on there (shush, I like it)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# It's coming on bbc2
in a week or two. Or you could have just watched it on internet tv.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Aye, was too busy with Torchwood.
Now I won't be though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# it was on this wednesday just gone
and I missed it, gutted :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Heroes is on BBC2
Starting next Wednesday 25th June at 9pm
(it sez 'ere...)
can't wait :-)
(I helped save b3ta! pingless misunderstanding your banter on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:40, archived)
# Actually
I'm emoboy! peter.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 11:58, archived)
# OOooooh nice
I need some Peoples rebublic of China Propaganda Psters for an shopping Idea I have.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 12:02, archived)
# get looking then :)
images.google.co.uk/images?svnum=10&hl=en&gbv=2&q=chinese+war+poster
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Morning ing
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 10:54, archived)
# slower, I have crappy Vista/IE and the Stop button has gone
whats the F button for "stop"

and before I get pnwed, I have never needed to know, but I want to see what "tongue lady" is doing.
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 11:00, archived)
# Is that not
Michael Jackson?

[edit] Stop = Escape
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 11:06, archived)
# is that
retarded enough?


It doesn't really bare close inspection.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 11:15, archived)
# SLOW!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# slower
way to fast in firefox
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# I'm sure I saw a class 323 EMU
Is it a Northern Rail one?

Edit: Is that 323225?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 11:20, archived)
# good edit
you made me gently chuckle

edit: actually that reminds me of the time I was on a train out of Kings Cross, that was full of people returning home from a trainspotters convention.

Jesuschristfuckmetodeath.

Every stereotype more than confirmed.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)
# I only recognize it as a 323 because they run on my local railway
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# Dammit
I was about to add that.!
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:14, archived)
# the last one made me rofl
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 11:33, archived)
# Seeing as board is so slow
Here's another of my PSFO entries


(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:39, archived)
# Is this a pearoast?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:40, archived)
# No sorry
I can post it again though if you like
:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:42, archived)
# I didn't think I'd seen it before, but I can't think what PSFO means?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)
# Photoshopfaceoff
Link in my profile
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:44, archived)
# Well, I am certainly no wiser.
What's the image of?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:56, archived)
# Ok
this is the source pic you must use for this particular faceoff.
Pope Yoda posted his one last night I think on an ironing board. That may be why you thought it was familiar.

Here are the other entries ...
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 10:00, archived)
# I think that this is far too organised for me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)
# It is a bit
But it passes the time at work and it actually gets quite addictive

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 10:06, archived)
# good when hummus is slow
i'd imagine :)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Yes
Like now for instance.

It is very slow during the day due to it being an American based site .... hence why we need more of us on there!

I try and do a few funny ones (like here) (does the sound work?) on there but sadly I lack real hummus
:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 10:53, archived)
# Just read your blog
I tip my hat to you over the megaphone thing. I would pay extra tax (and I'm still on fucking emergency tax, stupid fucking work, I've given them py p45) just to hire an army of megaphone armed people telling loud people to shut the fuck up. that and public corporal punishment for people walking about with bluetooth headsets and their mobile on their belt.
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 11:05, archived)
# Don't talk to me about trains
I have to travel to Birmingham from the West Country today for a course.
Virgin are saying not to travel but National Rail Enquiries are saying I should go to the station.
Aaaargh!

I foresee a weekend wasted in a railway station, followed by my boss whinging that I've wasted 800 quid by not turning up for my course.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:55, archived)
# Our CEO was stuck in a train yesterday with the water levels rising into the carriage.
He's a really, really short bugger too.

[EDIT: If Virgin say not to travel then don't.]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)
# I don't have a choice.
Anyway, Virgin's info is several hours out of date.
The ticket is for a specific time only and nobody will tell me if I'll be able to use it at another time, so I have to try I suppose.

On the bright side, I can claim all the (non) travel time back.

Oh well, better get going.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)
# G'luck
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 10:02, archived)
# I would agree with this edit!
Virgin dont much like turning down money
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)
# tell your boss to
eat poo

or tell him that ye cannae change the laws of physics, captain

good luck with getting anywhere this weekend

people have been getting rescued by the raf in places
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:58, archived)
# topical repost

(I_am_B, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:26, archived)
# Didn't she switch to 75% recycled a couple of books ago?
Still an Arf, so woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:29, archived)
# isn't most things printed on managed forestry these days anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 10:03, archived)
# thought most magazines are though
I don't think anyone is cutting down rainforests to make books
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 10:14, archived)
# ...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/6639977.stm
/QUOTE: For example, people are talking about how selective logging is an appropriate way of not harming the environment.

"But we have evidence that from the sound perspective, selective logging has a profound effect on the natural world. The pictures of before and after look exactly the same, but the sound is completely different."
(I_am_B, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 10:08, archived)
# dooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomed
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 10:20, archived)
# Is that not a tropical repost?
Also: Hamtoucher.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:35, archived)
# badum tsch
Also: agreed
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:36, archived)
# Hello Sir.
Can i go to the toilet please?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:37, archived)
# no
i'm on holiday now. you have to wait until september
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# *crosses legs*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# I still love that :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 10:33, archived)
# Oh....this again
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 10:52, archived)
# Harold in sex swap shocker
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 8:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 8:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:20, archived)
# mmmmmmmm
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:37, archived)
# the bish!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# What is Scorpius
Doing in Neighbours?
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Harry Potter Spoiler ne1?
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 8:18, archived)
# It's all set in the dark?


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 8:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 8:36, archived)
#
*tries to work out what that is*
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 8:39, archived)
# *hint due to lameness of joke*
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spoiler
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 8:44, archived)
# ROFL!!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
(mudslinger lives in a house surrounded by pussy....... cats!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 8:55, archived)
# That's a wing, not a spoiler.
n00b.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:18, archived)
# Not!
GIS "spoiler". [/;-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:24, archived)
# It's a wing plain as day you silly person you.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 10:26, archived)
# The idea behind this is valid,
but by the time people see the image they will probably have missed the frames.

Set it to repeat, but put 10 seconds on the last frame instead on 0
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 10:01, archived)
# The response to this is valid.
Any clues what it is I can't be bothered to wait for...?
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 10:31, archived)
# precisley
wat i did but im dum and left replay once on.
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 16:27, archived)
# War is hell. Pizza is a typical Italian dish.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 7:12, archived)
# And
where do crisps fit in?
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 7:16, archived)
# This picture is about manly love and pizza
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 7:18, archived)
# But...
but...

That's a packet of crisps, not pizza.

*cries*
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 7:23, archived)
# The pizza comes after the manly love that is a result of sharing crisps.
Don't you know anything about manly love?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 7:50, archived)
# I know a lot about Manley love.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:37, archived)
# Das is BrokenBach Mountain
very nice matey und 'ningles
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 7:31, archived)
# Hahhahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 8:07, archived)
# very nice
Christ, its way too early for me
(Rated Arrr for pirates and nudity, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 8:09, archived)
# haha
what big gay nazi mens!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 6:26, archived)
# fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 6:34, archived)
# Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 6:40, archived)
# Summer is here, peak season for pizza.
Make sure you are taking proper care of your ovens, mixers and other kitchen equipment.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 6:47, archived)
# AND OBSERVE THE SAFETY GUIDELINES.
IF IN DOUBT, CONSULT THE MANUFACTURER'S WEBSITE.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 6:53, archived)
# Pizza is a typical Italian dish
irish.typepad.com/photos/food/smp_pizza.html
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 6:55, archived)
# The picture on this page is a better representation of the true nature of pizza
irish.typepad.com/photos/food/pem_pizza.html
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 6:58, archived)
# I WOULD LIKE THE ENDLESS DIFFERENT TOPPINGS PIZZA, PLEASE.
ALSO: DON'T KILL ME YOU ANGRY IRISH DRUNK.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 7:00, archived)
# ...SAYS THE AUSTRALIAN.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 7:04, archived)
# I just went out to get some pizza
but the pizzashop was closed. All this talk was making me hungry for pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 7:27, archived)
# im trying to think of the pizza equivalent to burgin.
also i should mention i am seriously burgin, even with all this pizza stuff today.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 8:06, archived)
# What is this "burgin"?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 8:09, archived)
# Don't start throwing asparagus.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 8:16, archived)
# I PROMISE NOTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 8:25, archived)
# jonesing for hamburgers.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 8:30, archived)
# Sounds like the name of a Michael Moore movie.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 8:42, archived)
# Corn!?!
*puts fingers in ears*
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 7:01, archived)
# THIS SITE HAS IT ALL
irish.typepad.com/photos/food/jmc_green_toast.html
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 8:12, archived)
# i dont understand it but i love it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 8:31, archived)
# hahahahh.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 7:00, archived)
# I love the internet
I really, really do
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 7:10, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!!
*peas old reply for wooyay*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 6:48, archived)
# hahaha
best post EVER
(I helped save b3ta! krang, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:43, archived)
# O_O
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:44, archived)
# This is excellent.
The camp Germans confuse me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:59, archived)
# This is properly excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 10:35, archived)
# Big cook little cook
in fall out bloodbath?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Fantastic shoppage
clickety woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Science Men
(pirateneddy, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:45, archived)
# THIS BENZENE IS MAKING ME THIRSTY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:46, archived)
# AWESOME
(Marwood, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 6:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 6:05, archived)
# Bees make benzenes
(pirateneddy, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 6:08, archived)
# NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING SILLY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 6:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 6:22, archived)
# He he he
I think the last pic I made for /board was a very poor, very drunken bee-night one. Quite tempted to pearoast it.

[Edit] pearoast FTL

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 6:34, archived)
# ASSEMBLE THE SWARM


(maninthespoon, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 6:42, archived)
# Fuck knows why
But that is making me laugh more than is healthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 6:53, archived)
# Since we're Roasting Bees...
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 7:44, archived)
# Since 1835
I am having lidl chicken for breakfeats
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:57, archived)
# BEE WEE!


edit/ Oh, there it is...
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 12:20, archived)
# MENDLEBAUM.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 6:06, archived)
# indeed
(pirateneddy, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 6:17, archived)
# Celebrity Swears

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:42, archived)
# I miss those from viz.
My favourite one was when Jeremy Beadle said "Piss".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:45, archived)
# Celebrity Swears

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 6:00, archived)
# YES
that's my fave too
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:05, archived)
# crappy day
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Pope Yoda is OLD, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:29, archived)
# I like that
Nice pic. Not entirely sure what you have done but I like the result.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:30, archived)
# me either
sourced from a middle eastern airport after hours and a vietnam captive.

just felt like posting something dark....


not like Emo, "I'm so dark I glow" dark, just dark lighting
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Pope Yoda is OLD, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:34, archived)
# I've been up since
well, I can't remember when I've been up since but I've been playing GUITAR HERO on the PS2 while drinking WHISKY
it's been a goddamn sweet night. thank yo u and go od nigh t... t L
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 4:54, archived)
# \o/
*is outraged*
*stamps about to no purpsose yelling abstract words*
Ace as usual.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 4:57, archived)
# I order everyone to stop going to sleep
and stay up with me while I get drunk and try to animate.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 4:59, archived)
# no prob, man.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:05, archived)
# I THINK YOUR BLOG HAS A COMPETITOR.
www.pmq.com/newhome.php
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:12, archived)
# I like pizzas
best of the the bread products.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:16, archived)
# OH SHIT.
WE'RE FUCKED. TIME FOR ME TO THREATEN THEM WELCOME-TO-DIE-STYLE.

( welcometodie.com/2006_04_01_welcometofun_archive.html )
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:18, archived)
# There is a hell.
And it looks just like that site.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:22, archived)
# OH SHIT
www.pmq.com/pizzatv/
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:23, archived)
# Somehow the idea of "industry gurus" around my food
...gives me visions of scabby diapered freaks blowing dyed dung on my pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:26, archived)
# THIS IS SERIOUS SHIT.
www.pmq.com/pizzatv/jimbo.php
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:29, archived)
# WHOA.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:33, archived)
# HELLO THIS IS PIZZA RADIO, IM YOUR HOST DYSLEXIA.
TODAY WE ARE TALKING ABOUT: PIZZABONERS.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:27, archived)
# HI, LONG TIME LISTENER, FIRST TIME CALLER.
WHAT CAN I DO ABOUT MY PIZZABONER IT NEVER GOES AWAY AND MY BOSS WANTS TO FIRE ME BECAUSE OF IT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:29, archived)
# GET YOUR SELF ONE OF THESE:
www.pesi.us/process.asp
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:34, archived)
# I've seen that jpg.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:31, archived)
# HOW CRUSTY IS TOO CRUSTY?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:37, archived)
# I WOULD EXPECT IT TO BE...
...THE POINT WHERE A SINGLE FIRM THRUST WILL NOT PENITRATE.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:42, archived)
# I told someone at work to google for crusty pizza the other day.
It didn't show up so I just looked weird.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:44, archived)
# I CAN DO THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:07, archived)
# THANK YOU, GENTLEMEN
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:09, archived)
# fuck potter.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:00, archived)
# I made up a bunch of crap and told my brother that malfoy kills hagrid
he rang me at 8:00 this morning to say that because I ruined the story he was going to ruin my morning.

He kept calling and hanging up so I couldn't get back to sleep, so I sent him a bunch of messages saying that Hermione kills hedwig and that malfoy's dad dies of natural causes.

I got a message back an hour ago saying "I read the last three pages and you were wrong, fuck your internet leak, dick."

I am glad that one way or another his story has been ruined now.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:10, archived)
# That's just nasty
But deserves a Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Gnome, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:12, archived)
# lol.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:13, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:18, archived)
# Yeah, but we'll laugh just as hard...
when he lays a ripe one in your vegetable crisper.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:18, archived)
# And then shop it.
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 7:41, archived)
# hahahaha
sometimes messing with someones head doesn't quite get processed at times :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 9:41, archived)
# hahaha...
good work!

My gf insisted on leaving a bar at midnight to go down to Tesco to pick up the book. You should've seen the queues! There was 1 till open and the queue stretched all the way around the inside to the cakes! (about three quarters of the way around!)

I picked up an old Alan Titchmarsh book and carried that most of the way instead! haha

Some chavs stood by the stand and readthe last few pages. Was praying for them to read them out loud! Riot!!
(r2b2 has ear cataracts?!?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 11:12, archived)
# hahah
police would have been called

spillage of cake and fluid would have occured

general mayhem in tesco!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 12:00, archived)
# *Is happy*
OOC have you decided to let the garden rest or have work and chutney simply meant you have no time for it?
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 7:40, archived)
# ning ...
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 4:37, archived)
# EGG.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 4:41, archived)
# Ewwwwww,
Wooooo!
I am going to use this opportunity to introduce the newst member of the Nipple family.
Meet Bob!
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
Edit: & yes, we now always have a massive gum tree branch in our home (well, ever since Bob arrived anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 4:41, archived)
# Wanderful plumage the norwegian blue!
lully...awwwwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 4:43, archived)
# He swears alot, whistles tunes & does a mean R2D2 impression.
Oh & he is a Rainbow Lorikeet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 4:44, archived)
# how cool!
*covets
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 4:45, archived)
# I love him
I do.
(starial, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 5:06, archived)
# HELLO, BOB!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 4:45, archived)
# He says "Hello Gronk, Cunt, Spacktard"
This means he loves you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 4:47, archived)
# He sounds like a goodbird.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 4:49, archived)
# He is Gronk,
He is.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 4:54, archived)
# Hurrah!
Howdy Bob!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 4:47, archived)
# Ha!
Nicely done
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 21 Jul 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Nettles
(pirateneddy, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:48, archived)
# ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:49, archived)
# SCIENCE SHALL OVERCOME.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:50, archived)
# THE LABORATORY CALLED,
THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF SCIENCE.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:51, archived)
# OH YEAH?
WELL THE NAVY CALLED, THEY'RE RUNNING OUT OF YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:55, archived)
# WELL I HAD SEX WITH ALBERT EINSTEIN.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:58, archived)
# he ALLOWED this?
(..::poppy-end::.. about 10p or so i 'eard, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 4:00, archived)
# HE TOLD ME.
HE SAID IT REALLY HURT.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 4:02, archived)
# THIS COULD BE FUNNIER IF EITHER MY OR ALBERT EINSTEIN'S GENDER WAS SPECIFIED.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 4:03, archived)
# pretty sure einstein's
a man yeah... either that or a golf?
(..::poppy-end::.. about 10p or so i 'eard, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 4:04, archived)
# DICKBUTTS.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 4:05, archived)
# oh hah ho.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 4:08, archived)
# Headfarming.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 3:54, archived)
# that sounds dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 4:01, archived)
# Your pizza blog thing is lovely
that is all
(pirateneddy, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 4:04, archived)
# JOIN THE PIZZA TEAM.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 4:09, archived)
# bergerac=dr cox from scrubs
dr cox from scrubs=bergerac
(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 4:09, archived)
# *arfles!*
on that note.. i have 5 hours of sleep calling... nights animals :)
(..::poppy-end::.. about 10p or so i 'eard, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 4:11, archived)

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