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[challenge entry] George's Marvellous Medicine
(I helped save b3ta! dunk3d, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)
# For up his bum, presumably?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Ah, that book takes me back to my childhood,
when I used to mix all the bubblebath and shampoo in the bathroom. *goes to do this now and explain to woman what I'm doing*
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)
# The best bit of the book was him getting all the stuff though.
Bloody Roald Dahl books, nobody's read esiotrot, and always stares at me like I'm mental when I say it in the pet shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:16, archived)
# I remember the title.
Was that the one where he drops from the balcony to the flat below? Or was that The Giraffe the Pelly and Me?
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)
# I love that one.
Also Skin.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)
# From Skunk Anansie?
A bit too manish for my tastes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Beautiful though.
Great big gob on her.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:23, archived)
# Hyowge gob. Very true.
Did she not sail from the isle of lesbos?
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Really?
*slicks back hair, puts best frock on* Right love, I'm off out.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:25, archived)
# It's esiotrot.
I think.

Shit, now I've forgotten. DAMN YOU MEMORY.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)
# It's Esio Trot
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Hark at him with his space bar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:27, archived)
# Stop picking on me
it's clearly just playground hair pulling and it's getting embarrassing.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)
# *ties you to the railings by your hair*
They did that to me in primary school, the gits. I have a strange image of you in grey school shorts now.

Short shorts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:30, archived)
# we had to wear them,
sure enough.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:41, archived)
# It'd be alright if you weren't your current self in them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:46, archived)
# Remember the Jackanory version?
Read by Rik Mayall?
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)
# Classic!
Bonafide fucking classic.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)
# Yes!
www.b3ta.com/board/7420429
(I helped save b3ta! nel Roland Rat and Kevvviiinnnnn, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Text on a picture. LOL!! May I be struck down by God himself.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(MrMcGroin Sharp as a Marble, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# oh dear
and he will.....
tzzzz
"look at the si.........etc"
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Pigs with tits?
[EDIT: Fuck me, it's the size of a small house.]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)
# the fuck was it before?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)
# I'm sorry, but I find this picture very racist and wrong.
Please remove it.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)
# 90Nz0!
I hurd thet ewe head gorn abbrawd?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)
# Yup, well, kindda....
half the time in the UK, the other half in North Cyprus.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Awl ees wel eye truzt?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# Good thanks =)
Incase you're trying to conseal your indeity, are you some sort of lord who happens to be male?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)
# I am not.
Not trying to conceal my identity, that is.

I am Manley.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Awsome, that's who I was hinting you were =)
Come over to /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)
# No.
I have my limits.

Come over to c4mbodia.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:25, archived)
# Is Greek...
passes round the kebabs
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:15, archived)
# Ahh', cool.
I'm not greek, or turkish, I just love it in the north.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)
# faq
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)
# I love this^
"faq" has such a nice ring to it

had to post something about as big
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)
# happy flower
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Aw, hello happy flower!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
# he appears to have trodden on a small red flying saucer
sunny and nice and woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)
# this has put me in a happy mood for work
woo to your four eyed thingumebob
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)
# ta da!
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Nicely done.
You miss me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)
# i'm getting better rifle sights from eBay
start running....
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
# I reckon I can get to you before the sights do
at a saunter.

There is no need to run.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
# there is *always* a need to run
!
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Running just as fast as we can, holding onto one another's hands.
trying to get away, into the night,
AND THEN YOU PUT YOUR ARMS AROUND ME AND WE TUMBLE TO THE GROUND AND THEN WE SAY . . .
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)
# oh bugger
was that a cowpat?
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# No, sorry,
I came.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# That's bloody lovely.
Great colours.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
# absolutelyfugginawesome +
is there a wallpaper sized version?
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:07, archived)
# Buy a SMART car and get more...
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)
# his head is on upside down
but that jumper does say *BUMSEX NOW!!!*
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)
# He's
actually a really considerate lover. Given the length and all.
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)
# This is a bit shit really.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
# stop being
grumpypants
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
# It's my defining feature.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)
# lol
I know...it made me laugh though. I need my Akabusi fix daily.
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
# That's scary.
Woo for that.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Akabusi
worse than heroin.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)
# When your catch phrase is a laugh worthy of a crackhead on a street corner in Brooklyn
you know it's trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)
# AAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
*punches air*
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)
# "Your flood pics.." next weeks image challenge?


ning!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:47, archived)
# Nice,
though this picture is making me regret being stuck here with my kayak and no transport to where all the good water is.
(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Bummer!
I have mixed blessings, I sold my bat last year :(
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)
# I like how all news reports
have the reporter in wellies standing in the middle of the largest area of flooding, just in case we thought it was fake or something
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:58, archived)
# that's the
producers revenge :)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Gizmotron!!!
Something I did :D

(Agent Melon is a baker in essex, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# you should be ashamed!
destroying the city like that!!!!

:D

that gets a *cleek* as it is teh good
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Well now, that's just about fucking ace.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Thats fucking ace
*bows down*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Are those...
...cock guns?! It'd bin many a yar since I saw cock guns. *skips hazily through good memories... of cock guns*
Cough, Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)
# SEX MACHINE!
That man's one of my idols.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)
# Ah good ole Tom Savini.
I preferred him in his oscar winning role of "zombie what jumps on trampoline to launch itself towards truck" in Dawn of the Dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)
# :D His work's phenomenal too- I must admit
it was him who started me onto the whole 'fucking about with latex' etc. I'm doing six of us for halloween this year, as Silent Hill characters.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)
# I always wanted to attend his make-up college.
My eyeliner is atrocious! etc. Post pics of latex fucking around with. Cough.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Oh I will do when it comes round to it.
I do make-up for girls as well. But it all tends to come out a bit like this:



obviously that's a shopped picture, but you get my drift.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Do you do make-up for big burley bearded metalheads?
I like to be pampered, is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)
# I tend to go a bit giggly around them to be honest.
I met Slayer once, and managed to just giggle at them for about ten minutes. But they seemed to be enjoying it, bless them (except Lombardo, the moody bint)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)
# Wouldn't that ruin the eyeliner?
And cause grief with my mascara?
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:58, archived)
# Well I'd have to calm myself down first.
It's the viking looking ones you have to be worried about, I'd probably be too busy humping their leg and yowling.

(although, from the past two exes that were very much such, they're all cunts)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
# 'yowling'
*makes note to use that more in conversations* nice cadence.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)
# la la la.
*tries to play it on her bass*

Give me a minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)
# ..
Hes a big hit with all the ladybots with those guns!
(Agent Melon is a baker in essex, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)
# excellent!
steam-powered doom
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)
# WOW
That is quite possibly the best thing I've seen all day, and I saw an almost tornado shaped cloud earlier. And one that looked like it was exploding.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)
# ...
Thanks!! more on the way.. tis part of a bigger scene of destruction!
(Agent Melon is a baker in essex, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)
# you rock
awesome art. i love it. is that hand made or photoshop?
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
# ..
Both...The robot was a pencil sketch...the background is on the photoshop though from some refrence pics of NYC.
(Agent Melon is a baker in essex, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)
# well bugger me with a pitchfork
that's ace!
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)
[challenge entry] to me, to you
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:21, archived)
# Suddenly
Goats!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)
# I have never made a picture of a goat.
Imagine a thread-relevant repost here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)
#
news.bbc.co.uk/cbbcnews/hi/newsid_6600000/newsid_6601300/6601395.stm

There was an interview where he said 'I came 'round the corner and 'Suddenly, Goats!'
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)
# a likely story
He said: "As I braked I lost control and I'm not sure exactly what happened. The next thing I knew, I was on the floor with the goat on top of me, and I was sucking it off as I gasped for air."
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Corner dwellers, are goats.
I've just given myself a headache of biblical proportions doing my keep fit. That's the end of me leaping round the front room to dance music.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Scientific FACT
Keep fit is bad for you - have a cake, and recuperate
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Pizza's in the oven.
Seriously, I think my brain's just expanded. My ears are hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Do it proper. Get thee to a club.
It always amazes me how I can struggle for breath after walking up a hill, but when placed in front of a PA with hundreds of other people, in a hot cramped environment where the bass gives you stomach ache, I can dance for hours on end.

Can anyone use SCIENCE to explain this?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# It's all to do with dolphins.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# I thought as much.
The bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:45, archived)
# I don't fit in in those sorts of places.
Bit too much of a dumpy metaller. If Drop the Lime plays in Brum again I may go.

And I can't go to goff clubs as I have nobody to go with :-( (But, in my youth, I was to be found in most of them)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Thats the beautiful thing about the good clubs though, nobody gives a toss who you are or what you look like
Unless you genuinely don't like the music or atmosphere. Then thats fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:45, archived)
# They're all full of chavs round here. And it's all that dance music with average looking birds murdering good songs over the top.
And it's all that dance music with average looking birds murdering good songs over the top. And nobody'd go with me.

I think next time I may warm up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Awww, El Capitain!
If you're ever in the midlands when someone good is playing, I'll take you proper good clubbing, where its all smiles and hugs and everyones easy :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)
# YAY!
Club meet!

Edit- what sort of music? I was just leaping around to Pendulum, and then a bit of BT till my head kicked in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Drum n bass, breakbeat, acid, techno, electro, funk, soul, hiphop....
whatever takes your fancy really.

The Custard Factory in Birmingham is the place to be. If a big acts on they empty out the pool in the middle and stick a big gazebo over the top. Dancing in a pool is a wonderful experience.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)
# That's where we go to a lot of gigs
Isis, Pelican, all that business- I know a couple of mates of mine went to see Kid 606 and Drop the Lime there as well (without me!)

Do you go to the supersonic festival that's on there every year? I was at the last 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)
# Kid 606, I missed him last weekend. Very annoyed.
I dont! And never have, its a rare thing is Birmingham, costs so much to get there.

I must off out now m'dear, but we shall resume this conversation. T'ra! x
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Lovelove!
/sand blog


x
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Has the supersonic festival happened there yet?
I was thinking of going to see Sunn O)))
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)
# I think so.
We were going to go this year, but couldn't/can't make it because of some mates having to work. I wanted to go for Sunn 0))) too, and Oxbow Duo (saw them twice supporting ISIS this year, they were amazing)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)
# Nonchalant anal sex is the best
I find.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:23, archived)
# I find
dismissive analingus more appealing
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)
# What about
incandescant with rage felching?
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)
# that's OK, if you've had a few
but morose fisting certainly ticks all the boxes
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:27, archived)
# SUPPLIES!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:24, archived)
# eh?
warehouse....
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Too enthusiastic!
*rubs nipsy*
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)
# It's quite difficult to have a viewpoint on this subject
This always happens in gentlemen's clubs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:39, archived)
# I enjoy how front mechanism
has grasping fingers around its nipsy. For to grasp with.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)
# thus preventing innapropriate pitch/yaw slippage
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Haha
I really like this.
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 13:43, archived)
# Introducing Captain Crap!


Ok so the drawing is shit but its the humour that counts, right?
(The_Reaper, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:19, archived)
# Yes.
Very White Ninja.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:21, archived)
# This.
Also quite Modern Toss.

(Aren't we the cynical seen-it-all bunch)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)
# Modern toss is fantastic though.
Alan for Prime Minister!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:38, archived)
# Ahahahaha fact
Mister Tourettes for Royal artist!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:41, archived)
# Monsieur Tourettes
Surely!?
(The_Reaper, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)
# Mr, ashally
The book says so.

This book is LAW.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:47, archived)
# *claps*
I found it on telly the first time when I was stoned and alone.

That was a bloody experience, I can tell you. Was it BBC 3?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:45, archived)
# Think so. Oh its a joy.
I got the book from Fopp for £1 or something ridiculous. Definitely stoned reading/watching material!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:46, archived)
# Joking?!
Ah, good old Fopp. RIP.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:47, archived)
# Indeed.
A sad loss.

*laments*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Tempest Records in Brum best not close down.
I know two lads that'd probably cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:52, archived)
# You now know one girl, too
And I can vouch for about 50 others.

Best shop ever.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)
# Croikey
it's expensive in there! 14 quid for a Kataklysm CD? Getdafukouttahere!
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Don't listen to Kataklysm!
Get thee some Vargleide and Mutiilation.

Yes spelt like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# Yeah, I have most of Mutiilation's cat
Including original Drakkar pressings of Remains of a Ruined, Dead, Cursed Soul and Black Millennium (Grimly Reborn). Meyhna'ch went a bit shit with Rattenkonig though, can't get into that at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)
# *doffs tricorner*
I have a tape.

And a t shirt my ex probably wants back. Well, fuck him, I bought it, and he's a shit. I never wear it, my Watain one's much more comfy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(moistness, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:06, archived)
# Ha!
(Herr Dimitri For Truth, Justice and Fluffeh Tiem!, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:06, archived)
# 50k?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:09, archived)
# File -> Save as Optimised
is your friend.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Should be renamed.
To File -> SaveAsASizeThatWon'tGetMeCuntedInTheFuckOnB3ta.

Much more succinct.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Hmmm
*emails Adobe*

....5. Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:12, archived)
# That's simply enormous.
Also, the goatses look quite cute?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:21, archived)
# Click for
enormouser
(moistness, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Like little anal bow-ties.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)
# Precisely this.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:35, archived)
# Your pic made me laugh a little because it's silly.
Then I looked at the other comments and now I'm trying not to be put off by the fact that your filesize is somewhat larger than it needs to be... in much the same way that goatse's ass is somewhat larger than it needs to be, interestingly enough :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Paint
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:59, archived)
# nice enough.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:00, archived)
# Is it
A Moss Side Gif?
(Hauptman Von Butter Kasse You are all a bunch of mincing pansies, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:01, archived)
# I dont know what that means
cause I dont own guns.
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# Ignoring your fucking butchery of scum live.our language for a moment,
Mosside is a place in Manchester where scum live with guns.

I own guns, but not like that one, which appears to be designed to squirt tequila at tarts.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Oh sweet irony :)
"Ignoring your fucking butchery of scum live.our language for a moment"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)
# I am appalled.
It's not an excuse, but the baby keeps kicking the scroll-pad thing and making my cursor jump.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
#
not my fault god didnt gift you with the ability to have any talent.
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)
# Pretty good.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Fooking Rain
(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Bindun
but still funny in a harsh way.
Wasn't Hull last time though...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Aye My
Brother In law lives there, hes developing webbed feet
(Vonpip http://www.thevpme.com, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:55, archived)
# thisun's for the glum reaper

and on that note...i'm off to work. ta, all!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Sooper.
tata, have a good day at work.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Have a good evening at work...
I'm trying to figure out who that is in the back, but I'm reminded of Weebl for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
# colossus?
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:54, archived)
# colossus...
tis the fastball special.
here...edumacate yerself.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:54, archived)
# *is edumacated*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:56, archived)
# ^_^
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Is that me?
Well, is it?

No.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:57, archived)
# i dunno
bit of a trim, and cover yourself in tin foil

(that, or jab some forks in your knuckles, its upto you)
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Hee hee!
Awesome, a big Woo and a 'thanks'!

(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry] kwik and very dirty


www.amazon.co.uk/dp/0333994175/
(doltage, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:38, archived)
# thats shit
woo
(I helped save b3ta! < you, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:39, archived)
# ugh
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:40, archived)
#
poops always funny

(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:43, archived)
# To you, maybe.
To others, it's a weight loss aid.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# To Gillian McKeith, it's a career.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Hahaha
To everyone else: a her.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:50, archived)
# You are what you eat.
"Gillian, lay off the turd sandwiches love"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
# to dogs, its communication
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Works a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:58, archived)
# I read through your blog again earlier
and laughed at the word on the hotel wall.
How many pounds have you lost so far?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:00, archived)
# erm . . .
Today I am 189.2 and I started off at 218, so coming up for 30lbs.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# Bloody hell.
Impressive.

I've lost half a stone in the last week due to not having money and thus eating rice.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:08, archived)
# The odd thing is,
I really am not trying to lose weight particularly.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:37, archived)
# ah... ben dun
just the other day, but then what has not been in this compo....

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:46, archived)
# er,
crap?

/scarpers
(doltage, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# No, there's been loads of that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Can someone post something else please?
I'm about to eat.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:50, archived)
# that's why
I used a fake poo, coulsn't stomach the real stuff, sorry
(doltage, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:55, archived)
# I learned a long time ago that B3TA and eating are not a good combo.
Warning! Be forewarned. Be safe. Do not eat and b3ta simultaneously.

/may not apply for bulimics.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# oh yeah
how about a bit of black on white action
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Hmm...
"I 'read' this book with my daughter from the time she was four months old through about her first year."
"Our interaction with the small book was cuddly and verbal."
"She had her favorites, and the book is well-worn, chewed in places. It was a daily gentle activity, holding her interest, obviously delighting and stimulating."

Does all the above, taken out of context, sound horribly wrong or is it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:56, archived)
# for jagathewise.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)
# :D
Fuck me, that was fast!
Lovely! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:05, archived)
#
Its almost as if she had it already drawn and was hoping someone would ask her for it.
Maybe she has everything drawn, ever?
(engekomkommer, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:09, archived)
# He?
You have your genders confused.

I doubt that she has everything in the world drawn, or she'd probably be arrested.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:10, archived)
# ^_-
to my rescue like a knight in shining armor.


my hero
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:12, archived)
# I live to serve.
Have you done a chibi-style Silent Hill?

*edit* A chibi Pyramid Head would be ace...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:25, archived)
# been done so many times
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Yeah I know :p
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:28, archived)
#
fc02.deviantart.com/images/i/2003/44/2/8/Chibi_Pyramid_Head_and_Maria.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:29, archived)
# squeee
fc01.deviantart.com/fs14/f/2007/069/8/9/Pyramid_Head_by_killerchibis.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:30, archived)
#
Maybe i'm the first person to find that out... maybe I should keep my mouth shut.
(engekomkommer, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:13, archived)
# *cough*
she
*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:10, archived)
# Its the internet
I assume everyones a he untill told otherwise.
I've been told.

Edited, its very nice btw, or I wouldn't of posted. :)
(engekomkommer, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Quick!
Edit your post so every reply seems mental. Except for this one, which'd actually reveal your evil plot. I am disgusted at your actions, editing your post and everything URGH!
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:13, archived)
#
I'll edit it to say something about how elephants aren't pink.
(engekomkommer, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)
# Good plan!
*admires your jib*
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)
# heehee scary cucumber
(I helped save b3ta! Brain_Error where the fuck has summer gone to??, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:35, archived)
# ^_^
thankee.

i am used to being called a he...
i just like harassing folks when they do it.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:13, archived)
# and when you have finally convinced them you are female
you unleash your throbbing member
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)
# *sex-wees*
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)
# that was quick
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:17, archived)
# Because women don't use the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Wow, that's really cool
I think you've won the internet.

edit: *clicks*
(jagathewise, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Heh.
Brilliant.

And quick!

Go and do mine next! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:08, archived)
# ...
www.b3ta.com/board/7427742

but you know i can't resist! ^_-

and i found this:
www.comicsvf.com/scans/vf/marvelfrance/100marvel/xmen/xbabies.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:10, archived)
# Bwahahahahahahaha!
*gets up off floor*

*falls over laughing again*

That's brilliant. The manga style huge eyes make it.

It'd still be better if you drew it though. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:13, archived)
# i can't resist...
i am drawing a chibi-style fastball special as we speak.
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)
# aaaaaaw, I want nightcrawler as a pet :)

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:15, archived)
# Would you settle for a plush doll?
static.flickr.com/65/209039525_2a913f6b00.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:19, archived)
# i want to say thats pretty bad
but im thinking you may have made it, in which case, its very good
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:23, archived)
# Nope, I didn't. And yes, it is.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:33, archived)
# ^

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:33, archived)
# yay foof doodle tiem!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)
# That's not me
:(
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)
# i dunno
bit of a trim, and it could be close
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:24, archived)
# hehe
yay!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Spock spock, the bus won't stop!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)
# eyes
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:49, archived)
# I have no idea what is going on here.
I went to a wedding today and this did not happen.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:50, archived)
# Droopy eye death syndrome.
Tragic, especially at a wedding.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
# wut
wat kind of weddings do u go to
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
# Oh god
I hate you so much, purely because of that sentence.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
# hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:52, archived)
# eye
donut git it
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:52, archived)
# the best way to be accepted here is to always use shortened terms
e.g u, iz, innit, anything that could have been lifted from a cat macro is also fair game. Total lack of regard for spellin an grammer iz gud 2
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Look at this:

cfm

I love the fact that 'Hanzii' wrote y2k+7, which is 5 characters long.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:54, archived)
# It consistently annoys me
when people use 'txtspk' to write a word which is exactly the same number of characters as the word would be not in txtspk.

Oh yeah, that myspace address doesn't work.
I'm actually ashamed that I tried.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:57, archived)
# ^This.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:59, archived)
# Yes it does.
www.myspace.com/emo_pwincess_hannah

Why did you make me look?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:18, archived)
# Ye gods.
You know you wanted to look really, though. Did you look through her pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:27, archived)
# I wouldn't know how.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Wow
Either that person has come up with a CSS hack and made their profile really minimalist (which would be a first for myspace), or it's broken in firefox.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:40, archived)
# I think it's broken.
I have yet to find an emo on myspace who doesn't have a horrendous background and a profile two pages wide and seven long.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:48, archived)
# JESUS!
I've got the loveliest chilled-out soulful tune on. That just gave me a mini stroke.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:52, archived)
# I'm with this guy.
you have described yourself to a tee without using hardly a recognised English word. You feckless half-wit.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Awww.
It's like it's trying to write.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
# I cannot talk to you when you are like this.
What in the name of God does Wutwat mean?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
# failed attempt at typing like a
hillbilly. sry gusy
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:54, archived)
# Not a clue.
At least with 1337 I stood a chance of deciphering it, with txt it seems that vowels are just randomly dropped and I would have to learn the convention.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:55, archived)
#
I'm given to understand, by those who have experience in such things, that it's not worth the effort.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Good show.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:57, archived)
# What what.
I think we should all go back to old Colonial speech.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:58, archived)
# I prefer Irate Victorian
speech. Much more lyrical.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:00, archived)
# True.
Tell you who would benefit the most - mobile phone contractors.
We'd be using 3-page text messages just to say good morning.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:01, archived)
# See,
without my horrible typing skillz this type of joke wouldn't have made it.

I'm a necessary evil.
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:03, archived)
# You're so unnecessary
that even your own mother doesn't know why you're here.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)
# why r u so angst
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:05, archived)
# It's in my nature.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:06, archived)
# do you live in the forest
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:08, archived)
# No.
I live in a cesspit of evil in the heart of hell.

Now fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:10, archived)
# do u lve in teh f0r3st
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:11, archived)
# i was gonna type that but i didnt wanna make devil mad.
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:12, archived)
# I'm mad anyway.
Don't flatter yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:28, archived)
# i know remember when he had that talk
about how you are angst?
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:30, archived)
# prithee tell me more
my liege.
(jagathewise, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:04, archived)
# is he not some chinese kung fu guy?
(jagathewise, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:57, archived)
# this is science
you can't deny science
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Potatoes...

...are generally grown from the eyes of another potato and not from seed.
(I helped save b3ta! jabberpook, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# Thanks
I dont know what potatoes are though
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:18, archived)
# o_O
(this week i am mostly - medicated, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:38, archived)
# imma bored foof. wanna draw sommat. no ideas.

requests?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:41, archived)
# spok
waiting for a bus
(jagathewise, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:42, archived)
# ooer...
i like this one...assuming you meant spock?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:43, archived)
# no, spok
its 4/5ths of a bicycle wheel spoke
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:46, archived)
# ...
o a.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:46, archived)
# yeah i did indeed
sorry about the mispellling.
(jagathewise, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:46, archived)
# draw a nice big jaguar XJ6
with a sexy lady chauffeur bursting out of her uniform.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:42, archived)
#
iform derpants
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Me?
Afternoon foof btw
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:43, archived)
# sexy nuns
/autocomplete
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:43, archived)
# A doodle of a poodle!
(pubic_alopecia, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:43, archived)
# X-men babies.
Like the muppet babies, only ... x-men.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:44, archived)
# that actually exists.
were you aware?
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:06, archived)
# draw me!!!!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:44, archived)
# I agree.
Draw me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:47, archived)
# eww
not him ;P
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:49, archived)
# You miss me.
No point in denying it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
# but my aim is improving
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:53, archived)
# More of that
absurdly happy doodle bunny, please.
(I helped save b3ta! jabberpook, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:44, archived)
# Penguin rebels wielding AK-47s and wearing red bandanas
Fighting polar bear soldiers working for the government in a bid to seize control of the tundra.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:44, archived)
# ^ this
(pubic_alopecia, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:46, archived)
# ^Also this
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Draw me.
I love pictures of me.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:46, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7427758
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:51, archived)
# Giant clockwork
nazi robots...with swords and lasers!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:00, archived)
# Le le le le le.....
letourdefonzie
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:32, archived)
# My youngest daughter just smiled for the first time
and seems disinclined to stop.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:34, archived)
# as she gets older you can use larger and larger coathangers
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:41, archived)
# *belm*
i have no idea what 'belm' means, i have just realised.

in case it's offensive, thanks! thanks very much. i'd like to thank so many people that made this b3taday possible... but i won't.
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:41, archived)
# Hippy B3taday.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:48, archived)
# YesYes


sorry was bored
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:31, archived)
# ..unique.
(I helped save b3ta! TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:32, archived)
# Thankfully.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:35, archived)
# spare
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:36, archived)
# us
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:45, archived)
# i was looking for
Ribs.
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 18:50, archived)
# Yes but "us" was funnier
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:20, archived)
# agreed
i still love you.
(GiF .sig, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 19:35, archived)
# Could be good
but only if you learn to spell crunk correctly.
(miniscule connanoncho, Sat 21 Jul 2007, 22:00, archived)

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