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# surely bindun but....
something's wrong with me. every time i see a random dot stereogram I always see the same thing...

(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:55, archived)
# Yeeargh!
Kill it with hammers!

TJ: I couldn't help but laugh at this headline:
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)
# only in the uk
could a flood be a cause of drought

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:59, archived)
# well
the brown stuff definitely isn't tea..
(EvilFred is investing in scuba gear., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Yes it is,
that's why the water's running out, some bastard's making shitloads of tea with it.
(Slurpy The Frog, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)
# well, it's a crisis
that's what we do in a crisis, make tea

"My God the asteroid is 30 miles wide!"
"I've just made a nice piping hot cup of tea"
"Well, thank fuck, we're fucking saved now eh?"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Those flood-stricken chaps are just going to have to bathe in tea.
(Slurpy The Frog, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# haha
it's not funny

but I laughed :/

to hull with me
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# It's funny 'cos it's not happening to me!
lolz
(beast on toast has xpango=> http://www.xpango.com?ref=90520974, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:30, archived)
# if it floods here
the country is mostly an underwater theme park, in all honesty :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:33, archived)
# Five cups now!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)
# crikey!
it's a 5 cuppa disaster!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)
# I think to, be fair,
the magnitude of the earth being hit by an asteroid and wiping out life as we know it may require some more than 5 cups of tea.

A whole pot is more what you need.
(el_meerkat, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# I'm thinking that it'll be a great (yet final) year for ringtons
should this situation arise

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)
# quick, call the British Rocket Group!
only they have an Urn big enough!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)
# the could fire pots of tea at it
thus deflecting it's course insignificantly and having the same net global effect!

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)
# I suppose the phrase "water water everywhere and not a drop to drink"
amuses you equally
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)
# buried in an ice tomb might
yield exactly the same quandry. Ask Lara Croft or someone.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)
#
Only if you say it in the accent of a down-on-his-luck New York Italian pizza delivery boy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# woida woida effreewayr?
youse must be pullin' moi chayn, moi frend...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)
# *chortles*
Almost. Needs more despondency.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:19, archived)
# It's not funny!


/lives in Cheltenham and has no water, but didn't get to go home early from work today blog
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)
# chlorine tablets
they let you drink *any* water


and I mean any!
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)
# yeah
that's usually why they give you them, due to being supplied "any" water :/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# I'm good for drinking water
but using a bucket to flush the toilet is not fun!

AND ONLY NUTTERS WENT SHOPPING THIS WEEKEND, and they all wanted to talk to me. HARRUMPH!
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
# using a shovel
to break open the ice in the toilet is even less fun

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)
# D:
That's a bit dubious....

Cold bum :(
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)
# not for some years thankfully
the wonders of actually working central heating
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:11, archived)
# yeah, i lived in preston too.
my granny still had an outside lavvy until about about 1987
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:22, archived)
# Apologies for lack of tact, then.
The situation is not funny. But I still find the phrasing of the headline funny.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:07, archived)
# It is a bit
I was more amused by the WWII comment!

That and Oxford has had to import sand
(I helped save b3ta! Lizzy_Bee is a mac user now, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)
# dot cotton noise?
I'm ris'ing slightly

but I'm very tired and tired, and also very tired
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)
# drink some flood water
that will wake you up
(EvilFred is investing in scuba gear., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)
# yum!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)
# am trying to sird it
but its not working
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)
# How random and Dotty
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)
# did no-one else stare themselves silly
and get headaches and blurred vision from trying to see the image of a steam train in a speckle-dy image of coloured dots in the 1990s?

i.e. www.davidchess.com/toys/rds2.gif

Hi duckling :-)

EDIT: Pray tell, Oxfordshire? How comes?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# 'lo Gerry
I found it very difficult to see them, I went cross-eyed a lot.

EDIT: I'm on holiday in the Cotswolds :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:14, archived)
# I drive through there on the way to the M5 (from Warwickshire wherre I work)
so please let me know in adavnce of any flooding around Friday eh? ta :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:20, archived)
#
www.b3tards.com/u/52d4a1c45aa05d5eef63/magiceyegoatse.jpg
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:17, archived)
# if there's one thing I've learned
don't click on random links from strangers :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:18, archived)
# I can't see them on screen.
But I can on the printed versions.

I had a book as a young'un. Hours of cross-eyed fun.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
# wow that one is easy to see
bit shite though mind you. Looks like a square in an egg box.
(I helped save b3ta! abstraction is somewhere out there..., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:47, archived)
# (belated)
OH! *gets*
wü
(EvilFred is investing in scuba gear., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Graaaargh
(Slurpy The Frog, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)
# you broke it
(EvilFred is investing in scuba gear., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)
# Bastard keeps loading up and then not.
Stupid shitty MSN groups, you used to be cool, but you've changed, man.
(Slurpy The Frog, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)
# no, they were never cool
use the B3ta image host
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)
# It used to work great,
right up until they took the actual filename out of the picture's URL, then it cunted up.
(Slurpy The Frog, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)
# Heh, nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:08, archived)
# Nice one.
And what a shitty show! What the fuck was all the fuss about?!
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:21, archived)
# it gets better through the series
and unlike shows like Lost, there is an ending of sorts at the end of it.
there's some good cameos coming up, too.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:27, archived)
# I watched the whole series
waiting for it to get fantastic and then it ended. Stupid me, I know. Ecclestone was good, but always is.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:44, archived)
# Not a clue.
Probably took America by storm because it was the first program ever made in America not to have canned laughter after every lines spoken by an actor.
(Slurpy The Frog, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Ecclestone was good it in.
Even though he thought he was still playing The Doctor, and nobody told him otherwise.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:32, archived)
# I thought it was awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:48, archived)
# yay!
i love that show...

wait a minute...
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:24, archived)
# Wow
a typo made this shit show entertaining.
(FredrickPendragon found this post to be in very bad taste on:, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:54, archived)
# COLDSORES FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Please daddy, can I go online
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
argghhh goatse
(I helped save b3ta! < you, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)
# Hmm.. i don't like the middle top pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)
# nicely done, but
please censor the goatse
(EvilFred is investing in scuba gear., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:54, archived)
# I saw this the otherday but I swear it included a nun?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:03, archived)
# Noone's
noticed the very subtle shaft and bellend on the cover!
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Woo! My 500th post!
Hope this hasn't been done!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)
# pfft
silly
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:48, archived)
# haha
woo
(EvilFred is investing in scuba gear., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)
# bah!
i missed my 900th! 903 now.
Congratz though! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:53, archived)
# nope
NEVAR!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:56, archived)
# pimp those wheels boiiiiI!
some kind of in-car wax cylinder edisonograph with valve magnification equipment perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:00, archived)
# Nah! that would weigh it down
it's just a good clean mow-tah!
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Face it - it was inevitable.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)
# fake,
bra in the wrong place
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:43, archived)
# There is a bra.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:44, archived)
# heh
i like the quote at the bottom
(EvilFred is investing in scuba gear., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:51, archived)
# dunno why


Click for bigger (186KB)
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# needs more hooker
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# His lip is stiff.
and upper.

and i won't see it in the cinema because its not coming near me.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# OK, which one of you filthy pervs stole Hermione's right Tit?
She looks mighty pissed off about it

Cardboard standup thing spotted in Milton Keynes yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:28, archived)
# i saw that film today
it was ace, but not as good as azkaban
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:30, archived)
# when all the films are done
I'm going to watch them all simultaneously

with the video mixed together onto 1 tv

and the sound mixed too

then I'm probably going to go crazy and kill everything
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)
# either that, or you're going to get shitbored
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)
# I recon about 10 minutes will be enough for me to go do something else
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)
# why don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)
# whhyhyhyhyhyhyh dont you?
what a middle class bratfest that shite was
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:35, archived)
# I thought it was run by Irish Gypsies
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# Russell T Davies
in fact
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)
# hahahahahaha
please say he was actually involved.
Ant and Dec were I think...
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:04, archived)
# didn't ant and dec
start on bykaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa gruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuve ?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:12, archived)
# that was the later series
to make it more ethnic

they had genuine non actor brat (yeeah...) kids from northern ireland and manchester and other places where ethnic (ie: not middle class) kids live
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)
# drink 4 litres of Ribena while watching it
and a kilo of marzipan
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)
# I'll be bouncing off the walls if I did that
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Cricket bats at the ready!
(I helped save b3ta! Spazzcat jam out with your clam out, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:10, archived)
# yay!
it's like my childhood again!

*sits in burning cupboard*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:13, archived)
# Hermoines tit isn't missing - Ron is still clearly visible!
'ning Toasty!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:31, archived)
# evening chap
I've just got back from laughing at cosplayers at JapanEX in London.

What have you been up to?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:32, archived)
# cosplayers man
what are they thinking

"oh but they are just having fun"

looking like twats :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:36, archived)
# is alcohol involved?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:40, archived)
# I hope so
damn it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:02, archived)
# Arahan, a member on here,
Stole Moody's head and was running around town with it on his face. That was most fun.

& i believe that Bonnie Langford stole it, he's making alot of animations with them in!
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:35, archived)
# Found it
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 23 Jul 2007, 10:49, archived)
# Evenin' all......
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:15, archived)
# yar
(EvilFred is investing in scuba gear., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Or.........
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:27, archived)
# haha
squirrel with tits
one of JJ's earlier works?
(EvilFred is investing in scuba gear., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:27, archived)
[challenge entry] i'm a terrible person.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:13, archived)
# woo
true paedophiles have no necks. FACT
(EvilFred is investing in scuba gear., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:14, archived)
# yup.
that and the crab DNA. Easy to spot you see...
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:16, archived)
# walking sideways
past the local primary school
(EvilFred is investing in scuba gear., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:22, archived)
# I though it was
no kects!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:23, archived)
# pf
you're just making up words now
(EvilFred is investing in scuba gear., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:12, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:13, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:14, archived)
# SHE'S MICHAEL JACKSON!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:15, archived)
# there certainly is
something wrong with her eyes
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:16, archived)
# I meant her skin colour
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:17, archived)
# i was appearing to directly comment on your comment
where as really i just love horses
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Horses have big cocks.
Except the girl horses. Then they don't have cocks atall. Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:19, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mr spoons, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:17, archived)
# That´s a beautiful story.
And so true.
(Mr MacTarpaulin-Smythe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:21, archived)
# Are you getting 4 year olds to do your homework again?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:25, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:33, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahhahahaa
\has seen the advert so actually knows what this is about
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Hahahah!
!
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:50, archived)
# Roffle Lollerskates.
That's great is that.
(Slurpy The Frog, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 21:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Its taken a while but......
(I helped save b3ta! bovineharvester is quite ill, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# I heard this book wasn't very popular
it bombed

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# argh
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:06, archived)
# I know, I know..
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:07, archived)
# It's ok,
the tsunami building up behind him will take him out before he can blow anything up.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:05, archived)
# Pray silence please for the eerie glowing balls of Planet Wednesday


1280 x 1024

Planet Monday
Planet Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:59, archived)
# very pretty.....
but, however..... www.neutrino-design.co.uk/articles/optimizing-images/
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:00, archived)
# What a mysterious link.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:01, archived)
# tonight, matthew
i'm going to be a cunt.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# For a second there
I wondered how you knew my name.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:05, archived)
# we. all. know. your. name.
And that is a nice blue t-shirt you are wearing...
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:07, archived)
# :P
That would have freaked me out if I was wearing blue.

Alas, today it is red.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:08, archived)
# bugger
worth a try :)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Why is this link purple?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# shouldn't be....
the files have only been there 10 minutes..





oh, what a giveaway!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:05, archived)
# fuckety fucknuggets
that's twice, now.
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# don't make it 3 times
www.shrewsbury-arms.co.uk/free-beer-all-week/


too many domains i'm doing nothing with...
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:07, archived)
# oh anusol.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:08, archived)
# :D
did you?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Next I want
The Game of Lent on Planet Dracula. I was going to make a Quake mod of that back in the day.. sigh.

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:01, archived)
# oooh
i'd decided to make tuesday my work computer wallpaper... now i'm not sure.... i shall wait and see how the rest of the week pans out... :)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:01, archived)
# E.T. You're So Big !
Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Oooh
I wonder if they're scary because they look like Jolly Jack's denizens?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# scary?
wanna see something really scary?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# I have mirrors in the house, thank you very much
rub it in, why don't you.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:05, archived)
# damn... like anyone would fall for......
www.coobeastie.co.uk/b3tafiles/0707/jade-goody-in-the-shower.jpg
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:13, archived)
# haha
oh I wonder if her fansite is still going on?

http://www.jadegoodyonline.com/

yes, it seems to be
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:15, archived)
# you fucking cunt!!!!!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:17, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Ummmm
I don't know, do I?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:10, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7430097
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Speaking of Scary.
Here is my self portrait for another place.
Not worth a threadwaste.


Click for bigger (129KB)

And on that note I'm off to hunt for alcohol and perhaps play some WOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:12, archived)
# They arnt quite as scary as them.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:07, archived)
# Somewhere in a parallel universe...
(I helped save b3ta! biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:59, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:00, archived)
# and drink and burger.
you're a loser harry :)
(dasfunkman eats spastics, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:01, archived)
# he's so rich now
he can have all the fries, women and horses he could want
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:02, archived)
# he could imploy ringo starr to voiceover his life
and he'd still have change.


bastard.
(dasfunkman eats spastics, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# let's be honest tho
I feel these days most of us could employ ringo starr to voiceover our lives
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# He looks so intense
This picture is win :D

oh, and how do you lick your own brain?
(Mr._Pickles, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# with difficulty or a long tounge i imagine :)
(dasfunkman eats spastics, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:05, archived)
#
tongue up the nose of course.

/cow tongue blog
(I helped save b3ta! biovalve skewing the demographic on cold-call surveys, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:49, archived)
# Heh, that's quite well done.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:57, archived)
[challenge entry] one tiny change... and a much more interesting book....
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:42, archived)
# let me guess
you just put "cooking" above your child?


simple/much more useful :)
(dasfunkman eats spastics, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Hummm..
Or remove "For"
(Bryn not Brian, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Cloned out
'For', shirley? And cleanly, too, I declare!
(charliek .: idly prodding the mediocrity envelope :., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:48, archived)
# I am guessing he removed
the word 'for' from the title
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:01, archived)
# i'm a she!
pfft.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# No you aren't
There are no women on the internets
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:06, archived)
# that's true
only men who look great in stockings.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:07, archived)
# O_O
I am not going to go any further :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:11, archived)
# I'm guessing that you already realise what happened *looks up*
So I will say something completely irrelevant.

I HAVE A PINEAPPLE UP MY JAP'S EYE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Strawberry-fed baby! Mmmmm
:)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:50, archived)
# evil evil eyes
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:51, archived)
# woo
my post however required loads of changes and picture-rebuilding but I don't even get a comment.

bah. another sunday wasted.

/grumpy hungover
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:51, archived)
# don't worry, i made an effort yesterday with this and no-one cared
*plays tiny violin*

(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:56, archived)
# oh i didn't see that
that is bloody lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:58, archived)
# just occurred to me that technically it is
TOAP! ;)

and that i cannot spell occurred
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:59, archived)
# surely it's BHIAP ?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:01, archived)
# it was quite good handwriting till i fucked around with the colour and perspective!
heh. now it is illegible.
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# actually it's messing with my head the more I look at it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# you can spell occurred
but it's not just toap.

it's lovely toap. I've saved it cos it's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:01, archived)
# one (two) tiny change and probably a limited circulation
no
I should be ashamed
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:00, archived)
# hahaha
you should be very ashamed
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:03, archived)
# I should
but my shame gland is blocked

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# Oh lordy!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Another Roald Dahl classic
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:41, archived)
# would have been better if it
had a subtle pair of nike shoes he was sowing.

happy now?!?!!?!
(dasfunkman eats spastics, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
# shoes are too small
but i changed the title
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:56, archived)
# mmmh.
or have a more asian looking kid in it than charlie?

or am i just pushing you over the edge if you've got a grumpy hangover?
(dasfunkman eats spastics, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:57, archived)
# it needs to have Charlie in it.
the title is the clue.

"sew" btw
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:59, archived)
# is it sewing?
mmmmh probably.
(dasfunkman eats spastics, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:00, archived)
# unless he's planting shoes
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:02, archived)
# it is roald dahl.
(dasfunkman eats spastics, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:04, archived)
# i clicky now
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:55, archived)
# yay thanks
you saved my day. I'm going to eat pizza now.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:56, archived)
# hurrah for pizza!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:57, archived)
# BANG! Planet Tuesday arrived, spraying moist blue fun everywhere.


1280 x 1024

Planet Monday

Edit: Oh Pipes! My gradients are all out of whack :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Mmmm moist blue fun
that looks like a happy planet. I approve.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:50, archived)
# :)
Planet Wednesday is not so happy I think, its hard to tell. They dont say anything.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:00, archived)
[challenge entry] preteen BNP
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:39, archived)
# skinhead, skinhead...
put in the the boot,
lookin for a fist fight
lookin for a root.....
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:00, archived)
# skin pride
When we wear our badges, it makes us real proud Skinhead, skinhead, shout it out loud
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:19, archived)
# can we have a competition?
with no real rules?


Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket


here is my entry.
(dasfunkman eats spastics, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:33, archived)
# you want
www.amihotornot.com
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:34, archived)
# no!
i want a competition :(

(dasfunkman eats spastics, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:35, archived)
# ok
race you to the top of everest
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:37, archived)
# OMG A GIRL
ON B3TA, YOUR LOVELY AND ALL YOUR STUFF IS GREAT, SHOW ME YOUR CUNT MEAT PIE
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:37, archived)
# hahahahaha
hahahaha

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:37, archived)
# haha
cook it at gas mark quo
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:38, archived)
# i thought
it was "kill it! kill it wth fire and old queen lps!"
(dasfunkman eats spastics, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:38, archived)
# ok lolz
i forget which myspace i got it from, otherwise id formally introduce you :)
(dasfunkman eats spastics, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:38, archived)
# murdoch has enough money and power
don't use myspace
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:40, archived)
# lol
(dasfunkman eats spastics, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Tits pliax!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:43, archived)
# But I'm lovely and all my stuff is great...
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:49, archived)
# in fact some of your stuff has been upgraded to things
things are divided into 4 stuffs per thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:51, archived)
# SHOW ME YOUR CUNT MEAT PIE
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:52, archived)
# ahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:53, archived)
# OK
What about seeing who didn't read the FAQ!

Does your mummy know your using the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:40, archived)
# what does it say in there about not posting
beautiful pictures?
(dasfunkman eats spastics, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:41, archived)
# It also doesn't mention the fact you being born
was a travesty against man kind. You don't see us splitting hairs though do you?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 20:02, archived)
# let's just draw the conclusion as Not
so we can move on
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:36, archived)
# You may be wanting
www.iamatwat.com
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:38, archived)
# and you may be wanting
www.noyouare.com/so_here_starts_pointless_but_fun_url_arguments
(dasfunkman eats spastics, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:40, archived)
# are you looking for
www.ratemybelm.com ?
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:40, archived)
# damn
b3tan to it! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Have you been yo
www.ratemywillwillwriteshiswill.com yet?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:50, archived)
# I think even without rules
you still lose
(I helped save b3ta! P3te "the Meat", Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:49, archived)
# Checks URL
Weird, I thought I'd landed in 4chan for a second
(Mucifer I like mooses, best of all the animals, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:54, archived)
# a revolution without dancing...

...is a revolution not worth having.

work in progress...
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)
# "Dance! Dance! Wherever you may be"
"For I am the lord of the dance," said V.

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! friendlyfire, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)
# *mindrapes you*
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! *f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:17, archived)
# Vivé la revolución!
And vive this picture!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)
# needs a safety dance
yay
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:19, archived)
# you can dance if you want to!
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:23, archived)
# there
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcOZ6xFxJqg
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:23, archived)
# for a bunch of canadians,
they had to use english idiots in the video...
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:28, archived)
# not all bunches of Canadians are uselesses...
www.rush.com

AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:29, archived)
# good hosers
www.tv-links.co.uk/link.do/1/108/8001/51721/75128
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:33, archived)
# i wasn't saying that...
i was implying that only in England are we insane enough to think than morris dancing is a good idea. my mate dave is in the video at 1:21, buffoon on the right.

there just weren't enough buffoons in Canadashire.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:36, archived)
# I don't think dancing around a crappy car built by british leyland is a good idea
infact, admitting to being near anything made by british leyland is a source of shame, and very likely a potential mechanical death hazzard
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:38, archived)
# ah. different morris dancing
i didn't mean the sort where you prance about at the side of the M62 while your Ambassador pisses browny-green water all over the place.

(and another MWE thing:

Rover Biscuit Assortment - a sad comedown for a once great British car company.


Anwar Sadat.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:45, archived)
# my apologies sir / madam/ it...
but I still got to pimp Rush to all and sundry.....
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:44, archived)
# *Gets Down*
Dont know much about dancin thats why I got this song
One of my legs is shorter than the other n both my feets too long
course now right along with em I got no natural rhythm
But I go dancin every night hopin one day I might get it right
Im a dancin fool....., Im a Dancin fool
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:30, archived)
# you are full of talent and stuff!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:37, archived)
# quick an' doirty like
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:07, archived)
# sausages
haha
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:10, archived)
# Ha ha!
I like this because the child is long dead.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:11, archived)
# How do you know?
You killed it didn't you? CONFESS!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:14, archived)
# No no,
those tiny little bones in my back yard are simply chicken bones. What? Vegetarian? Well I... erm... I... *runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:16, archived)
# sill baby!
gottle o' geer is too old for you!
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:23, archived)
# What about Babycham?
WHAT ABOUT BABYCHAM?!?!?!?!


!?
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:25, archived)
# Surely the Cham is a clue? It's all lies!
is Babyshambles full of shambles?

oh..


yes, you win.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Are you saying
that that fizzy slightly alcholic drink isn't made of puree of baby? I ought to call trading standards about this.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:31, archived)
# and "I can smell your cunt"
ooh sorry, is this not Silence Of THe Lambs role playing 101 evening class???
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:33, archived)
# But my cunt is in Norwich
at the moment for a job interview!
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:40, archived)
# well they did knock off all those prostitutes
there must be a cunt-vacuum in that locality thesedays...
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Sun 22 Jul 2007, 19:46, archived)

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