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Doberman
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Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:17,
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hahahaha!
don't need a poop scoop more a bloody wheelie bin. also can it be milked.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:25,
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Weee
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:27,
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can it b.... oh how does it go now
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:41,
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good grief
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OneOfSome ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:31,
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hahaha!
class
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mr spoons ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:36,
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still no reply
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:14,
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haha
maybe if you sent a pic of yourself in a bikini he might reply
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:17,
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^this^
swap angles, make out like you actually fancy the old bloke and were just pretending to fancy his teenage grand daughters to get close to him. Tell him you have deep feelings for him that you know are wrong but cannot hide any longer. Finish by saying you know he feels the same way.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:19,
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ahah
^this.
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:24,
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I wonder just how much hate mail they receive every hour
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:17,
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sad thing is it probably only fortifies their belief that satan is working against them or something.
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face. ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:19,
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I expect to see a new banner soon saying
Satan and gays run the intermaweb
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:22,
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similar to this?
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:30,
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Hahahahahaha
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:35,
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^ This
Cooonts wot they are.
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Monty Propps ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:31,
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:18,
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hahaah
excellent! i hope they reply
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Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:19,
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Christ.
Quality control here os even shitter than /talk's
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:21,
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just because you hate me doesn't mean they'll all start as well
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:21,
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fuck off back to /talk then
you /talk-whore. an take yer petulance with you.
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Foo_Kinnell all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:40,
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hahaha!
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:21,
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Ahahahaha!
The brick comment just makes that.
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:21,
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Yes!
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:27,
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HAHAHAHAHA
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SickRik float like a camembert sting like a brie ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:42,
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Ha ha! 'Gays are rubbish'!
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:09,
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Trouble is -
they are dyslexic - this is what God was mad at:www.godhatesfigs.com
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tubaman ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:19,
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TAKE THAT FICTIONAL ZOMBIES
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Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:06,
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I thought there were 5 in Take That?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:06,
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There is/was
But both guns are automatic so it's not a problem.:D
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:08,
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You're thinking of 5ive!
Woo to Edd.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:09,
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that says dive to me
I hate numbers in the names of things, it's so shit, like Se7en and 5ive and B3ta and oh, er....
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:10,
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Don't let rob hear you say that.
he's everywhere... always watching... waiting...
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face. ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:12,
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they say
he can read your thoughts...
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:14,
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I heard he can even read our posts!!!
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:40,
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What's that line from!
/Doing my head in blog!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:21,
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eh? I just typed it, am I channeling someones thoughts?
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:30,
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Sorry,I meant WillWill!!
Watching waiting etc!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:33,
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Pfffft
That made me laff.
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:10,
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my work here is done
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:11,
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Hhaha
Even when I could see just top half I knew it was yours. Which isn't bad going for a vecotr not a strip:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:07,
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haha
nice facial expressions :D
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face. ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:09,
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Hehe.
I like that! Excellent style.
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:09,
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woo!
ANYTHING zombie-related deserves a click!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:13,
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*posts*
*hopes* :P
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face. ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:14,
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pfft!
i like this, but can't click :(
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:15,
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HAHAHA
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:16,
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Hahaha
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face. ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:18,
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*is slightly confused*
are they the right way up? they lack heads!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:19,
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haha!
this is my favorite of all of these.
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FOONLY ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:53,
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Fucking amazing!
*tries to click*
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:50,
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Hahaha
I love the D: face
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Shada ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:34,
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Hey, snap out of it.
Have a pleasant weekend, y'all.
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robotic Loves you all, except for... ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:04,
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groan!
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Squiggy Alloria makes theme parks. ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:07,
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By the
dashboard lights. Meat Loaf!! :)
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robotic Loves you all, except for... ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:15,
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pfft
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mr spoons ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:42,
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likewise.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:08,
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rraaaarrrghh
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megapowerskills is farming apple meat ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:49,
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a large redex?
EDIT: No, wait, I see it Woo! I like it.
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:51,
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fail
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King Baby Duck more than a ceiling ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:53,
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go fail yourself :D
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:53,
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FUCK!
This is goooooood! Great, in fact, and totally my kind of art. *clicks to infinity*Sale? Shirt? Print?
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:51,
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why thank you squire
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megapowerskills is farming apple meat ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:52,
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mmmmmmmmmmarvellous
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:52,
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Tokyo is in trouble!!
I like this muchly W/Y/H!
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:52,
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Well then
that's rather lovely :)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:53,
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^___^
射精の巨大なタコの敗北はロケットで行く!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:56,
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WATCHU TALKIN BOUT WILLS
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:57,
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I don't know, when I translate it back, it isn't what I originally typed in, that's for sure
"Defeat of the enormous rammer of ejaculation goes with the rocket!"
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:58,
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Tru dat
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:00,
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that is most splendid indeed.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:58,
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Wonderful!
KILL IT!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:02,
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More of this sort of thing
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Eli-T ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:08,
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ace!
simple as that
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:09,
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Fantastic.
Good use of colours.
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Spui ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:26,
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:D
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McBadger COW ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:48,
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I honestly have no idea why
but this made me laugh.
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:49,
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that was the plan!
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McBadger COW ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:50,
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Yay!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:55,
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arf!
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:59,
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*giggles like a loon*
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face. ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:13,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:42,
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woosome.
Very much so. *clicks*
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:44,
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you know all around the world people are now craning their necks.
lovely as per.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:44,
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I wasn't
Till you said that. Woo to the pic!
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:45,
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Cor.
I like the color on that
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:45,
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Quite good, chappy
:)
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:47,
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Woosome again
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:47,
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LOL WUT??!!
I'd forgotten all about that show. The only bit I really liked seems to be missing in this: "DON'T FORGET TO WASH YOUR HANDS!". And then they'd wash their hands and proceed to cook something in a frying pan that looked as if it had been used as a chimp's toilet.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:54,
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:06,
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i'm afraid that's new to me
i do remember first degree burns from a breville sandwich maker, coming to a boot sale near you soon. but i'm afraid i've never seen that before ever, i suspect it was on itv.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:03,
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i see..
...a burping fish head!
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10 ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:53,
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Cor!
Brilliant.
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:18,
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there really isn't any party like an S-club party!
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face. ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:26,
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Pfft!
*click*
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:26,
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Hahahaha!
...what? Hahaha *clicks*
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:27,
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marvellous stuff
as always
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amazingmikeyc internet ninja ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:30,
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hahahaha!
if it wasn't against all the rules of nature, i'd offer myself to you in an erotic way*.* may not apply to bonobo's and men with moustaches also i've just noticed on my right click drop down menu thing, as well as all the usual options i have a 'steal website content' option, where the bloody hell did that come from, did i get free when i opened one of my many zoo accounts?
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:35,
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*blushes*
thanks. edit: for real?
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face. ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:45,
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for real.
i'd screen grab it if i could click two things at once edit/by the magic of photography
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:47,
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ahahahaha!
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:49,
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i might add the firefox add on, temp in box is very handy.
cuts down on spam no end.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:08,
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haha
christy!
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face. ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:02,
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Look here - Firefox extension?
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Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:13,
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well done sherlock
i've installed that, it may come in handy one day, on some site that doesn't approve of video clips being messed with for comedic purposes. it's also nice that they don't muck about with giving it a fancy, it's ok really type name.
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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:19,
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hahahaha!
Another top one 4Ws and an H! I love Randy!
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:35,
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you fuck :)
*clicks like a kajilliony times*
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:37,
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You loon!
*click*
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:37,
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'NING!
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:39,
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'NING!
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Mrs Trellis GIN ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:40,
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Haha
reminds me of one of the few actual funny Garfield rips.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:46,
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i like
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face. ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:50,
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The one I'm referring to
garfield's face turns into a real cat, and then the guy's face does too. It makes no sense but it makes me laugh a lot.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:57,
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sounds ace!
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face. ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:25,
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HAHAHA
Your best one yet!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:48,
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hahahahaha!!??
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pzyko Query failed. ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:53,
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Haha!
Fucking awesome!
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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:09,
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hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaah
that's fucking fantastic
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:11,
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Apologies for crappy drawing.
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:25,
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woo
click
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The Urban Badger Pressing the wrong button since 1987 ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:28,
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vereh lully :)
but. no shark, no helicopter. fake :P
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face. ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:29,
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Bah
rumbled.
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:30,
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heh
I like it
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amazingmikeyc internet ninja ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:38,
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Brilly!
Top stuff.
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:39,
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Fancy Dress! CFB
For those of you who were confused about Andi's gender...This won't help solve it.To be blunt: My Webs(h)ite.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:25,
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Male
AICMCTP
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:25,
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There's an extra 'C'
in your claiming of 10 pounds.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:29,
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's Cuddly Toy Panda
You should draw more. I never get bored of pandas.
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:30,
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Oooooh.
P'raps I will.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:30,
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Fancy dress
means dressing normally, now? That'll save some money on halloween Edit: I don't know which one's Andi, but I can't tell boy from girl in these kinds of situation. WHY MUST YOU PRESSURE ME LIKE THIS!? *cries*
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:26,
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Noo.
They're wearing fancy clothing. Not fancy dress like Halloween you silly Brit. Fancy clothes like tuxes and dresses. EDIT: Andi is the one with the dress on. And, basically, no one knows if it's a boy or a girl.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:28,
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Oh...
well then I'll just go as a member of the KKK as I had originally planned. Edit: So he's a boy?
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:31,
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No.
*shifty eyes*
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:34,
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Oh, sorry, I'll take my hand out of your arse
/ventriloquist dummy
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:36,
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"if he's a boy or a girl"
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Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face. ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:31,
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Hah.
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:32,
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NO!
NONONONO!shit.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:33,
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...yes
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:35,
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...no!
fuck.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:36,
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Yus.
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:36,
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Noooo.
Why is everyone ganging up on me? *cries*
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:38,
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We're not
We're just right :p
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:39,
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Nunh-unh.
You guys are ganging up on me. If I admit your right-ness, will you keep a secret from anyone who doesn't know by now?
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:40,
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If you say it
it's not a secret anymore.
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:42,
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Well she hasn't said yes he's a he
but we know he is So it's still a secret because she hasn't said *will be nice and keep the secret*
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:45,
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Yay!
Thank you.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:46,
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That's okai
I'm a nice person really :P
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:59,
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Because
if we didn't then it'd be boring
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:40,
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I don't like that answer.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:41,
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Ok how about
"We're not, I'm very sorry, please forgive me"?
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:44,
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That's better.
:) You're forgiven.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:45,
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Yay :D
Or even:
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:46,
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Hahah
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:50,
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I use him on msn
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:51,
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GAYS
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davew27 hevosen kuva! ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:35,
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HOMOPHOBE
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:36,
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HE'S THE GOATSE MAN
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:37,
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HOMOPHONE!
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:37,
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HOMINY
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:39,
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HOBOFOAM
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:45,
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FOAMIES
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:50,
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FURRIES
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:54,
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meowffff
I love CS3.. I made this in like 5 minutes...
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:59,
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HAHAHAHAHA
*SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG* EDIT: Woo BBC4 rules they're showing QI it at 7:30:D EDIT EDIT: What a lully world we live in!news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/6950553.stm news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6950986.stm
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:59,
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HORRIBLE
and scary, respectively. Every white person in S. Africa is a racist**may not be factual
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:07,
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No it may be not!!!
decaffinates
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:08,
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huh?
you are teh NINJA
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:12,
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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips. ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:16,
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HA!
I need to update quicktime before I can do anymore good screen captures. Apple fuckin sucks.
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:38,
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I think it's obvious that
The Russians are still evil like in the 80s.
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amazingmikeyc internet ninja ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:24,
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and now they don't have to pretend to be actual communists anymore
:D we're DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
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discomeats This canoe ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:02,
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Spangtastic, sir!
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:01,
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*BONNNGGG*
Yo you!
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:02,
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Yo yo yo
home pickle!
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:06,
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Dad likes it
I like it Wish there was a button letting me express this feeling
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:02,
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ah ah !
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:16,
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ha ha
yes!
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amazingmikeyc internet ninja ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:20,
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That's not what the cat thought a second ago
when said cat was fucked in the face by the dog. IN THE FACE.
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:21,
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I was doing what the dog said.
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amazingmikeyc internet ninja ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:22,
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What!?
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:23,
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er
woof?
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amazingmikeyc internet ninja ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:24,
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Yeah ok...
well I made her stop shagging the cat's face now.
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:29,
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So Bungle in a spanged cat!
I always thought he was a bear!! woo Nings all
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:23,
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'ello Stan
got it all up the apple and pears 'ave you gov'ner? (I have NO IDEA what I'm saying)
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:44,
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Neither have I!
:/
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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often. ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:53,
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erm?.........
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viewtiful-si is listening to gary numan ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:54,
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do you like a cockatoo?
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:55,
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Needs more long feathery cock
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:55,
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woo!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:57,
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*invisible clicks*
That's very nice indeed!
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:57,
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It's a gorse ftr:D
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:58,
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pfft
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:00,
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Well if I called it a hoose
Proj69 would be shouting 'Hoot man, a moose, loose around this' it and it has very fragile nerves.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:06,
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Fair point
And raised the possibility of a morse.
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:08,
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Is that
A mouse that goes round Oxford in an old car solving crime?
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:10,
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It could be.
But only if it can have a shrew for a boss.
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:11,
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Best of all the Heese
:)
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:08,
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Apart from
Chalton Heeston!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:11,
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Winnar!
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:57,
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hahaha
he is all too aware of how good he looks
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mr spoons ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:01,
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Naaaa he's only prancing
As someone's got the Black Beauty theme blasting on their stereo.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:05,
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Woo!
Animal montages FTW! I like.
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:57,
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indeed!
HA!
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:58,
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A Priffon? Yay for re-arranged animals!
This is a Bquirrel
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:06,
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thas a bit good.
nice squird
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait.... ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:09,
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It's a burd and a squirrell = a burrell
It steals your stuff when you accidentally eat a windscreen at 60mph
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:16,
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SCIENCE!
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:17,
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fuckin seamless RIGHT?
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:51,
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Even she wouldn't drink that piss
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:54,
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judging by her recent public appearances, I'd say that's all she drinks
bitch must die!
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:55,
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^this
She's not funny whatsoever.
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:57,
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No, you're thinking of actual piss
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:57,
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Fucking seamless
manbear or tramp....mmmmmmmm?
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait.... ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:55,
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Tramp Magbear
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:56,
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She should cark it like this.
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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:58,
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I'm A Celebric*nt, Get Me Out Of Here!
Back to school, Paris... For EVER! Muhahahahahaha!
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MAD Life -The Best Antidote To Happiness ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:56,
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Is this the sort of thing you like here, or should I look elsewhere?
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oliver9184 ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:47,
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Make the cock magenta
this is slightly too nsfw
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:47,
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don't be silly.
g'nite b3ta - bless you and all who sail in you.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:49,
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g'nite sir
pleasant dreams and all that
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:50,
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'Night
Mr D _. Bawls
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:51,
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Excellent
You got the filesize right, and already guessed b3ta's love of crudely drawn cocks. Make it magenta though. It's tradition.
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:49,
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facts
cdc rules. 1. must be magenta, must have three pubes on each testicle. *might not contain facts
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait.... ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:51,
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^this
Should be included in the FAQ
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:52,
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^this
I find the excess of curly watchsprings disturbing
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:54,
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pfft
I think if it's gone on her, the facial expression would have fit better.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:55,
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or animated to do them both in turn
a kind of metronome affair
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:56,
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I thought of saying this
then I could have used the 'swings both ways' gag:D But for a first effort pretty damn good.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:57,
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..and a big woo for surviving the board nazis
I remember my first day *sigh* I was nawty=stepped for retaliating against them
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:59,
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board nazis?
We're all being nice today.
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:02,
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i know- it's a bit scary
kind of like Ralph Fiennes in Schindler's List
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:04,
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Mte i joined in 2002
And my first post I tried emailing to rob!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:08,
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good idea for a compo
board nazis (probably been suggested, right?)
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:09,
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Ok, you win :p
As I said in an earlier thread: I remember my first post, several years ago. No image. Flamed. Deleted, posted on /talk. Flamed also. Cried into my tea.
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:11,
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^this, me too
i cried for three days. *didnt really cry
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait.... ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:10,
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I was fucking furious
they were tears of anger, honest
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:11,
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Best words in the English language
"cum on my tits"
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:08,
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If it's still fluffeh tiem, George is here to kill it. Click for bigger and better quality.
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:36,
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is he snipping off a length of dirty spine?
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:37,
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Always.
Edit: And it sticks.
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:49,
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euwww
do you have to go at it with scissors every month just to uncover his fluffeh anus?
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:53,
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He gets fully shaved
Will be a couple of months yet, he's only just starting to get knotty. If he was my cat, and not my dad's girlfriend's, he's never NEED to be shaved, becuase I'd brush him regularly.
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:00,
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am I alone in finding that last comment disturbing?
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:02,
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Pretty much
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:11,
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waits for gnop
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:38,
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There you go
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:41,
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thanky
ello stranger, how's the States treating you? Wins caption competition with: 'I want real veterinary; I want Mr. Farnham!'
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:45,
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As well as the States can, I imagine
I miss you all and the city of wonderfulness-ness terribly, though.
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:46,
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Well you next down?
I seem to remember you were trying to find work here.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:47,
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I have to finish my 60 creds
at the local Junior College, then I want to go to school there, if I can. I get job offers all of the time, but I can't take any of them right now. Soon, though... so don't go dying or anything.
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:48,
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I'll make a mental note if it.
:P
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:54,
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George has a face like a furry asshole
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:42,
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Hahaha!
^this
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:43,
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I agree.
Except his furry asshole is always lagged in dried shit. He should audition for Star Trek. Also, don't go near his face, he sneezes on you every single time.
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:46,
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*SPANGS*
that's for linking the picture. Git.
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Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:46,
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
You love it.
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:46,
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Look through these
for some SUPERIOR QUALITY FLUFFtinyurl.com/2jj2dv .
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:47,
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I make my own fluff.
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:48,
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No
You make dog on cat porn!
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:14,
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How is that different from being a furry?
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:32,
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I honestly don't know
But clearly your cat enjoys the sack.
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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:48,
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No
the dog is female. And the cat hates it.
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ClanSoul ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:49,
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where else would he be?
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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:36,
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On vacation forever
with that one preacher who they hate. The one that sits there and just agrees to anything.
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:32,
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I seem to be in something of a "laser-death" mood today........
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mooglemania Please disregard this sig. ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:29,
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Is it for hire...
and does it do entire departments?
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait.... ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:32,
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no.......
and yes...... in that order...
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mooglemania Please disregard this sig. ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:32,
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departments
*text message from all departments- "the internets isnt working, no one can gain access to email or access the server" reply- "its my day off" Answer- " Maintenance man has turn off and restarted the server to fix the problem. stgill not working" reply - "maintenace man is obviously a fucking retard, its my day off"
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait.... ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:39,
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Lasers are always win.
Always.
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:35,
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hello, not been around for a while
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Lord Of The Dunce ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:26,
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Woo...welcome back
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait.... ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:29,
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Everyone is a victim in waiting
Hello LOTD
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:29,
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pfft
I'm actually the son of a cutler. Last I'd heard over 7 murders had been used with his knives. Now that's an endorsement money can't buy!
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:37,
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Story would have been shorter had you just said 8.
Or are the murders utilising family heirlooms on a genocidal scale? We should be told.
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait.... ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:41,
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I've never been caught yet.
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riverghost servicing your mum since ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:59,
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Drum roll, please...
It's the world premiere of my first ever web animation! Clicky for bigger! Yes, I know it's periliously close to the 250k guideline, so don't rape me (too hard).
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:23,
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Woo Yeah!
Claymation ftw!
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:26,
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Thank you!
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:31,
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woo
Turn off dithering and it might optimise better Did you do that in a canteen or something?
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:26,
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That's just my coffee table.
It's so shiny 'cuz I lacquered it back when I could actually be arsed to care about such. As for dithering, all I've got in my bag o' tricks here is MS Paint and a GIF maker that's really just as simple as dropping single-image gif files into it and watching completed moving gif files pop out. I was lucky to be able to do this much with it.
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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:30,
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Thanks you guys for understanding
I get it now: needs be be 50k or lower.
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oliver9184 ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:23,
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oliver9184 - Edit Button.
Edit Button - oliver9184. *leaves them to it and wanders off sipping dirty martini* edit: I don't know about anyone else, but Madeley is giving me the horn in that pic
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:25,
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I think you've been watching
too much Celebrity Rape-an-Ape
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The Coast Of Yemen ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:29,
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It *is* good though, you mustard mitt.
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:31,
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I'll see your mustard mitt
and raise you a curry glove
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:44,
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I cannot understand
a word of this. Looks like I have a lot to learn.
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oliver9184 ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:45,
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you mustard mitt = you must admit curry glove = a sex act involving 3 people and a distended rectum
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:52,
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Dont worry
I've only been on amonth or so. You'll pick it up...it seeps into your brain like a rumour. :p
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:10,
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haha!
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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:51,
archived )
No problem
welcome to b3ta :)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:26,
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Once you've been around awhile you can get away with a bit over, if its good.
*offers the cigars round
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait.... ,
Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:34,
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