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# Doberman
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:17, archived)
# hahahaha!
don't need a poop scoop more a bloody wheelie bin.
also can it be milked.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Weee
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:27, archived)
# can it b.... oh how does it go now
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:41, archived)
# good grief
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 22:31, archived)
# hahaha!
class
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:36, archived)
# still no reply


Click for bigger (85KB)

send one too!
www.thesignsofthetimes.net/contactus.html
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:14, archived)
# haha
maybe if you sent a pic of yourself in a bikini he might reply
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:17, archived)
# ^this^
swap angles, make out like you actually fancy the old bloke and were just pretending to fancy his teenage grand daughters to get close to him. Tell him you have deep feelings for him that you know are wrong but cannot hide any longer.
Finish by saying you know he feels the same way.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:19, archived)
# ahah
^this.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:24, archived)
# I wonder just how much hate mail they receive every hour
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:17, archived)
# sad thing is it probably only fortifies their belief that satan is working against them or something.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:19, archived)
# I expect to see a new banner soon saying
Satan and gays run the intermaweb
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:22, archived)
# similar to this?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:35, archived)
# ^ This
Cooonts wot they are.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:31, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:18, archived)
# hahaah
excellent! i hope they reply
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:19, archived)
# Christ.
Quality control here os even shitter than /talk's
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:21, archived)
# just because you hate me doesn't mean they'll all start as well
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:21, archived)
# fuck off back to /talk then
you /talk-whore. an take yer petulance with you.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:40, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:21, archived)
# Ahahahaha!
The brick comment just makes that.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:21, archived)
# Yes!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:27, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:42, archived)
# Ha ha! 'Gays are rubbish'!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:09, archived)
# Trouble is -
they are dyslexic - this is what God was mad at:
www.godhatesfigs.com
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:19, archived)
# TAKE THAT FICTIONAL ZOMBIES
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:06, archived)
# I thought there were 5 in Take That?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:06, archived)
# There is/was
But both guns are automatic so it's not a problem.:D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:08, archived)
# You're thinking of 5ive!


Woo to Edd.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:09, archived)
# that says dive to me
I hate numbers in the names of things, it's so shit, like Se7en and 5ive and B3ta and oh, er....
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:10, archived)
# Don't let rob hear you say that.
he's everywhere... always watching... waiting...
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:12, archived)
# they say
he can read your thoughts...
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:14, archived)
# I heard he can even read our posts!!!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:40, archived)
# What's that line from!
/Doing my head in blog!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:21, archived)
# eh? I just typed it, am I channeling someones thoughts?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:30, archived)
# Sorry,I meant WillWill!!
Watching waiting etc!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Pfffft
That made me laff.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:10, archived)
# my work here is done
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Hhaha
Even when I could see just top half I knew it was yours. Which isn't bad going for a vecotr not a strip:P
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:07, archived)
# haha
nice facial expressions :D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Hehe.
I like that!

Excellent style.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:09, archived)
# woo!
ANYTHING zombie-related deserves a click!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:13, archived)
# *posts*
*hopes*
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
:P
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:14, archived)
# pfft!
i like this, but can't click :(
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:15, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:18, archived)
# *is slightly confused*
are they the right way up? they lack heads!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:19, archived)
# haha!
this is my favorite of all of these.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:53, archived)
# Fucking amazing!
*tries to click*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:50, archived)
# Hahaha
I love the D: face
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:34, archived)
# Hey, snap out of it.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

Have a pleasant weekend, y'all.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:04, archived)
# groan!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:07, archived)
# By the
dashboard lights. Meat Loaf!! :)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:15, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:42, archived)
# likewise.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:08, archived)
# rraaaarrrghh
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:49, archived)
# a large redex?
EDIT: No, wait, I see it


Woo! I like it.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:51, archived)
# fail

(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:53, archived)
# go fail yourself :D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:53, archived)
# FUCK!
This is goooooood!

Great, in fact, and totally my kind of art.

*clicks to infinity*

Sale? Shirt? Print?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:51, archived)
# why thank you squire
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:52, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmarvellous
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Tokyo is in trouble!!
I like this muchly
W/Y/H!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:52, archived)
# Well then
that's rather lovely :)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:53, archived)
# ^___^
射精の巨大なタコの敗北はロケットで行く!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:56, archived)
# WATCHU TALKIN BOUT WILLS
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:57, archived)
# I don't know, when I translate it back, it isn't what I originally typed in, that's for sure
"Defeat of the enormous rammer of ejaculation goes with the rocket!"
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Tru dat
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:00, archived)
# that is most splendid indeed.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:58, archived)
# Wonderful!
KILL IT!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)
# More of this sort of thing
.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:08, archived)
# ace!
simple as that
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:09, archived)
# Fantastic.
Good use of colours.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:26, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:48, archived)
# I honestly have no idea why
but this made me laugh.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:49, archived)
# that was the plan!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:50, archived)
# Yay!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:55, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:59, archived)
# *giggles like a loon*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:13, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:42, archived)
# woosome.
Very much so. *clicks*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:44, archived)
# you know all around the world people are now craning their necks.
lovely as per.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:44, archived)
# I wasn't
Till you said that.

Woo to the pic!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Cor.
I like the color on that
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Quite good, chappy
:)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:47, archived)
# Woosome again
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:47, archived)
# LOL WUT??!!
I'd forgotten all about that show. The only bit I really liked seems to be missing in this: "DON'T FORGET TO WASH YOUR HANDS!". And then they'd wash their hands and proceed to cook something in a frying pan that looked as if it had been used as a chimp's toilet.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:54, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:06, archived)
# i'm afraid that's new to me
i do remember first degree burns from a breville sandwich maker, coming to a boot sale near you soon. but i'm afraid i've never seen that before ever, i suspect it was on itv.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:03, archived)
# i see..
...a burping fish head!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Cor!
Brilliant.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:18, archived)
# there really isn't any party like an S-club party!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:26, archived)
# Pfft!
*click*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
...what?

Hahaha *clicks*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:27, archived)
# marvellous stuff
as always
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:30, archived)
# hahahaha!
if it wasn't against all the rules of nature, i'd offer myself to you in an erotic way*.

* may not apply to bonobo's and men with moustaches

also i've just noticed on my right click drop down menu thing, as well as all the usual options i have a 'steal website content' option, where the bloody hell did that come from, did i get free when i opened one of my many zoo accounts?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:35, archived)
# *blushes*
thanks.

edit: for real?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:45, archived)
# for real.
i'd screen grab it if i could click two things at once


edit/by the magic of photography
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:47, archived)
#
ahahahaha!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:49, archived)
# i might add the firefox add on, temp in box is very handy.
cuts down on spam no end.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:08, archived)
# haha
christy!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Look here - Firefox extension?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:13, archived)
# well done sherlock
i've installed that, it may come in handy one day, on some site that doesn't approve of video clips being messed with for comedic purposes.

it's also nice that they don't muck about with giving it a fancy, it's ok really type name.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:19, archived)
# hahahaha!
Another top one 4Ws and an H!

I love Randy!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:35, archived)
# you fuck :)
*clicks like a kajilliony times*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:37, archived)
# You loon!
*click*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:37, archived)
# 'NING!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:39, archived)
# 'NING!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Haha
reminds me of one of the few actual funny Garfield rips.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:46, archived)
# i like
this

also. thank you :D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:50, archived)
# The one I'm referring to
garfield's face turns into a real cat, and then the guy's face does too. It makes no sense but it makes me laugh a lot.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:57, archived)
# sounds ace!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:25, archived)
# HAHAHA
Your best one yet!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:48, archived)
# hahahahaha!!??

(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Haha!
Fucking awesome!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:09, archived)
# hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaah
that's fucking fantastic
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:11, archived)
# Apologies for crappy drawing.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:25, archived)
# woo
click
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:28, archived)
# vereh lully :)
but. no shark, no helicopter. fake :P
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:29, archived)
# Bah
rumbled.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:30, archived)
# heh
I like it
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:38, archived)
# Brilly!
Top stuff.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Fancy Dress! CFB

For those of you who were confused about Andi's gender...This won't help solve it.
To be blunt: My Webs(h)ite.

(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:25, archived)
# Male
AICMCTP
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:25, archived)
# There's an extra 'C'
in your claiming of 10 pounds.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:29, archived)
# 's Cuddly Toy Panda
You should draw more. I never get bored of pandas.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Oooooh.
P'raps I will.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:30, archived)
# Fancy dress
means dressing normally, now?

That'll save some money on halloween

Edit: I don't know which one's Andi, but I can't tell boy from girl in these kinds of situation. WHY MUST YOU PRESSURE ME LIKE THIS!? *cries*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:26, archived)
# Noo.
They're wearing fancy clothing. Not fancy dress like Halloween you silly Brit. Fancy clothes like tuxes and dresses.
EDIT: Andi is the one with the dress on. And, basically, no one knows if it's a boy or a girl.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:28, archived)
# Oh...
well then I'll just go as a member of the KKK as I had originally planned.
Edit: So he's a boy?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:31, archived)
# No.
*shifty eyes*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:34, archived)
# Oh, sorry, I'll take my hand out of your arse
/ventriloquist dummy
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:36, archived)
#
"if he's a boy or a girl"

(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:31, archived)
# Hah.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:32, archived)
# NO!
NONONONO!


shit.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:33, archived)
# ...yes
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:35, archived)
# ...no!





fuck.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Yus.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:36, archived)
# Noooo.
Why is everyone ganging up on me? *cries*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:38, archived)
# We're not
We're just right :p
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:39, archived)
# Nunh-unh.
You guys are ganging up on me. If I admit your right-ness, will you keep a secret from anyone who doesn't know by now?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:40, archived)
# If you say it
it's not a secret anymore.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:42, archived)
# Well she hasn't said yes he's a he
but we know he is

So it's still a secret because she hasn't said

*will be nice and keep the secret*
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Yay!
Thank you.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:46, archived)
# That's okai
I'm a nice person really :P
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:59, archived)
# Because
if we didn't then it'd be boring
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:40, archived)
#
I don't like that answer.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Ok how about
"We're not, I'm very sorry, please forgive me"?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:44, archived)
# That's better.
:)
You're forgiven.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:45, archived)
# Yay :D
Or even:
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:46, archived)
# Hahah
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:50, archived)
# I use him on msn
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:51, archived)
# GAYS
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:35, archived)
# HOMOPHOBE
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:36, archived)
# HE'S THE GOATSE MAN
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:37, archived)
# HOMOPHONE!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:37, archived)
# HOMINY
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:39, archived)
# HOBOFOAM
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:45, archived)
# FOAMIES
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:50, archived)
# FURRIES
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:54, archived)
# meowffff

I love CS3.. I made this in like 5 minutes...
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:59, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
*SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG*

EDIT: Woo BBC4 rules they're showing QI it at 7:30:D

EDIT EDIT: What a lully world we live in!

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/6950553.stm

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/6950986.stm
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:59, archived)
# HORRIBLE
and scary, respectively.


Every white person in S. Africa is a racist*

*may not be factual
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:07, archived)
# No it may be not!!!
decaffinates
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:08, archived)
# huh?

you are teh NINJA
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:12, archived)
#
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:16, archived)
# HA!
I need to update quicktime before I can do anymore good screen captures.

Apple fuckin sucks.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:38, archived)
# I think it's obvious that
The Russians are still evil like in the 80s.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:24, archived)
# and now they don't have to pretend to be actual communists anymore
:D

we're DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)
# Spangtastic, sir!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:01, archived)
# *BONNNGGG*
Yo you!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Yo yo yo
home pickle!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Dad likes it
I like it

Wish there was a button letting me express this feeling
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:02, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha ha ah ah !
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:16, archived)
# ha ha
yes!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:20, archived)
# That's not what the cat thought a second ago
when said cat was fucked in the face by the dog.

IN THE FACE.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:21, archived)
# I was doing what the dog said.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:22, archived)
# What!?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:23, archived)
# er
woof?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:24, archived)
# Yeah ok...
well I made her stop shagging the cat's face now.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:29, archived)
# So Bungle in a spanged cat!
I always thought he was a bear!!


woo
Nings all
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:23, archived)
# 'ello Stan
got it all up the apple and pears 'ave you gov'ner?

(I have NO IDEA what I'm saying)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Neither have I!
:/
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:53, archived)
# erm?.........
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:54, archived)
# do you like a cockatoo?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:55, archived)
# Needs more long feathery cock
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:55, archived)
# woo!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:57, archived)
# *invisible clicks*
That's very nice indeed!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:57, archived)
# It's a gorse ftr:D
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:58, archived)
# pfft
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:00, archived)
# Well if I called it a hoose
Proj69 would be shouting 'Hoot man, a moose, loose around this' it and it has very fragile nerves.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Fair point
And raised the possibility of a morse.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Is that
A mouse that goes round Oxford in an old car solving crime?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:10, archived)
# It could be.
But only if it can have a shrew for a boss.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Best of all the Heese
:)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:08, archived)
# Apart from
Chalton Heeston!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Winnar!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:57, archived)
# hahaha
he is all too aware of how good he looks
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:01, archived)
# Naaaa he's only prancing
As someone's got the Black Beauty theme blasting on their stereo.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:05, archived)
# Woo!
Animal montages FTW!

I like.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:57, archived)
# indeed!
HA!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:58, archived)
# A Priffon? Yay for re-arranged animals!


This is a Bquirrel
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:06, archived)
# thas a bit good.
nice squird
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:09, archived)
# It's a burd and a squirrell = a burrell
It steals your stuff when you accidentally eat a windscreen at 60mph
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:16, archived)
# SCIENCE!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:17, archived)
[challenge entry] fuckin seamless RIGHT?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:51, archived)
# Even she wouldn't drink that piss
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:54, archived)
# judging by her recent public appearances, I'd say that's all she drinks
bitch must die!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:55, archived)
# ^this
She's not funny whatsoever.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:57, archived)
# No, you're thinking of actual piss
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:57, archived)
# Fucking seamless
manbear or tramp....mmmmmmmm?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:55, archived)
# Tramp Magbear
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:56, archived)
# She should cark it like this.

(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:58, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm A Celebric*nt, Get Me Out Of Here!


Back to school, Paris... For EVER! Muhahahahahaha!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 21:56, archived)
# Is this the sort of thing you like here, or should I look elsewhere?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:47, archived)
# Make the cock magenta
this is slightly too nsfw
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:47, archived)
# don't be silly.
g'nite b3ta - bless you and all who sail in you.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:49, archived)
# g'nite sir
pleasant dreams and all that
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:50, archived)
# 'Night
Mr D _. Bawls
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:51, archived)
# Excellent
You got the filesize right, and already guessed b3ta's love of crudely drawn cocks.


Make it magenta though. It's tradition.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:49, archived)
# facts
cdc rules.
1. must be magenta, must have three pubes on each testicle.

*might not contain facts
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:51, archived)
# ^this
Should be included in the FAQ
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:52, archived)
# ^this
I find the excess of curly watchsprings disturbing
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:54, archived)
# pfft
I think if it's gone on her, the facial expression would have fit better.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:55, archived)
# or animated to do them both in turn
a kind of metronome affair
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:56, archived)
# I thought of saying this
then I could have used the 'swings both ways' gag:D

But for a first effort pretty damn good.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:57, archived)
# ..and a big woo for surviving the board nazis
I remember my first day *sigh* I was nawty=stepped for retaliating against them
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:59, archived)
# board nazis?
We're all being nice today.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:02, archived)
# i know- it's a bit scary
kind of like Ralph Fiennes in Schindler's List
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:04, archived)
# Mte i joined in 2002
And my first post I tried emailing to rob!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:08, archived)
# good idea for a compo
board nazis
(probably been suggested, right?)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:09, archived)
# Ok, you win :p
As I said in an earlier thread:

I remember my first post, several years ago. No image. Flamed. Deleted, posted on /talk. Flamed also. Cried into my tea.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:11, archived)
# ^this, me too
i cried for three days.


*didnt really cry
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:10, archived)
# I was fucking furious
they were tears of anger, honest
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Best words in the English language
"cum on my tits"
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:08, archived)
# If it's still fluffeh tiem, George is here to kill it. Click for bigger and better quality.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:36, archived)
# is he snipping off a length of dirty spine?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:37, archived)
# Always.
Edit: And it sticks.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:49, archived)
# euwww
do you have to go at it with scissors every month just to uncover his fluffeh anus?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:53, archived)
# He gets fully shaved
Will be a couple of months yet, he's only just starting to get knotty.

If he was my cat, and not my dad's girlfriend's, he's never NEED to be shaved, becuase I'd brush him regularly.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:00, archived)
# am I alone in finding that last comment disturbing?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Pretty much
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:11, archived)
# waits for gnop
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:38, archived)
# There you go
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:41, archived)
# thanky
ello stranger, how's the States treating you?

Wins caption competition with:

'I want real veterinary; I want Mr. Farnham!'
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:45, archived)
# As well as the States can, I imagine
I miss you all and the city of wonderfulness-ness terribly, though.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Well you next down?
I seem to remember you were trying to find work here.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:47, archived)
# I have to finish my 60 creds
at the local Junior College, then I want to go to school there, if I can.

I get job offers all of the time, but I can't take any of them right now.

Soon, though... so don't go dying or anything.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:48, archived)
# I'll make a mental note if it.
:P
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:54, archived)
# George has a face like a furry asshole
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:42, archived)
# Hahaha!
^this
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:43, archived)
# I agree.
Except his furry asshole is always lagged in dried shit.

He should audition for Star Trek.

Also, don't go near his face, he sneezes on you every single time.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:46, archived)
# *SPANGS*
that's for linking the picture. Git.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:46, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
You love it.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:46, archived)
# Look through these
for some SUPERIOR QUALITY FLUFF

tinyurl.com/2jj2dv
.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:47, archived)
# I make my own fluff.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:48, archived)
# No
You make dog on cat porn!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:14, archived)
# How is that different from being a furry?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:32, archived)
# I honestly don't know
But clearly your cat enjoys the sack.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:48, archived)
# No
the dog is female.

And the cat hates it.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:49, archived)
[challenge entry] where else would he be?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:36, archived)
# On vacation forever
with that one preacher who they hate. The one that sits there and just agrees to anything.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:32, archived)
# I seem to be in something of a "laser-death" mood today........
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:29, archived)
# Is it for hire...
and does it do entire departments?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:32, archived)
# no.......
and yes...... in that order...
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:32, archived)
# departments
*text message from all departments-
"the internets isnt working, no one can gain access to email or access the server"
reply- "its my day off"
Answer- " Maintenance man has turn off and restarted the server to fix the problem. stgill not working"
reply - "maintenace man is obviously a fucking retard, its my day off"
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:39, archived)
# Lasers are always win.
Always.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:35, archived)
# hello, not been around for a while
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:26, archived)
# Woo...welcome back
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:29, archived)
# Everyone is a victim in waiting
Hello LOTD
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:29, archived)
# pfft
I'm actually the son of a cutler. Last I'd heard over 7 murders had been used with his knives. Now that's an endorsement money can't buy!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:37, archived)
# Story would have been shorter had you just said 8.
Or are the murders utilising family heirlooms on a genocidal scale?

We should be told.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:41, archived)
# I've never been caught yet.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:59, archived)
# Drum roll, please...
It's the world premiere of my first ever web animation!

Clicky for bigger!

Yes, I know it's periliously close to the 250k guideline, so don't rape me (too hard).
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:23, archived)
# Woo Yeah!
Claymation ftw!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:26, archived)
# Thank you!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:31, archived)
# woo
Turn off dithering and it might optimise better

Did you do that in a canteen or something?
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:26, archived)
# That's just my coffee table.
It's so shiny 'cuz I lacquered it back when I could actually be arsed to care about such.

As for dithering, all I've got in my bag o' tricks here is MS Paint and a GIF maker that's really just as simple as dropping single-image gif files into it and watching completed moving gif files pop out. I was lucky to be able to do this much with it.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:30, archived)
# Thanks you guys for understanding
I get it now: needs be be 50k or lower.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:23, archived)
# oliver9184 - Edit Button.
Edit Button - oliver9184.

*leaves them to it and wanders off sipping dirty martini*

edit: I don't know about anyone else, but Madeley is giving me the horn in that pic
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:25, archived)
# I think you've been watching
too much Celebrity Rape-an-Ape
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:29, archived)
# It *is* good though, you mustard mitt.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:31, archived)
# I'll see your mustard mitt
and raise you a curry glove
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:44, archived)
# I cannot understand
a word of this. Looks like I have a lot to learn.
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:45, archived)
#
you mustard mitt = you must admit

curry glove = a sex act involving 3 people and a distended rectum
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:52, archived)
# Dont worry
I've only been on amonth or so. You'll pick it up...it seeps into your brain like a rumour. :p
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 19:10, archived)
# haha!
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:51, archived)
# No problem
welcome to b3ta :)
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:26, archived)
# Once you've been around awhile you can get away with a bit over, if its good.
*offers the cigars round
(, Fri 17 Aug 2007, 18:34, archived)

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