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[challenge entry] I dont know why,
I REALLY dont know why I did this

(Cogwulf unsober, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:21, archived)
# ohnoes you has teh toap aids
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:21, archived)
# goats are fucking gorgeous
you can hardly blame him
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:21, archived)
# mictoboy's had her
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:23, archived)
# reread the text
it's a bloke

i'm not gay
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:27, archived)
# He meant the goat
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:28, archived)
# I'm not an expert on determining the genders of goats
all I know is that it was making noises like a cat and looked at me funny. but it was in wales, and thats all that welsh people ever seem to do when I'm there
(Cogwulf unsober, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:33, archived)
# It means you've been chosen...
would you like to come and see this large straw man we've built on Caergwrle hill? Go on... climb in see if you can fit....
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:10, archived)
# But you are goat gay!
We've all known this of a while.

'ningles mate.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:50, archived)
# I don't see a problem here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:24, archived)
# You call them horns
Some call them handles.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:27, archived)
# BAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:02, archived)
# BAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:51, archived)
# Increase in speed, though
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:30, archived)
# With goats around? Are you mad?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:52, archived)
# BEEEEEEEEE (she speaks Italian)
myh.it/slave/get_file.php?Miss_Capretta.jpg

I put the link because it's too large.
(|, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 21:28, archived)
# Evening!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:05, archived)
# new tat?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Hehehe
A lot of the comments on the original photo (it's from sxc.hu) said "tramp stamp" on them.

Which I thought was a little offensive.

Still, if I ever got a tattoo my mother would tell me it looked common :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:16, archived)
# not 'tramp stamp'
'arse antlers'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:18, archived)
# See also
Slag tag
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:21, archived)
# Your mother has one too?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:25, archived)
# Hahaha
The very thought!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:27, archived)
# Wow, that's nice
not a sign of dandruff anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:08, archived)
# interesting new approach
i am upset to find that i'm officially an old perv, as i recognised the source
:(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:10, archived)
# *points*
perv!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:12, archived)
# hello sexpants!


i've sprogged!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:13, archived)
# sprogged? congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:16, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7529363

ta!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:16, archived)
# :D
Rhiannon is such a great name too. I'd never heard it before until a few weeks ago when i met my GF's cousin.

Ace photos aswell. you must be very proud daddy!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:19, archived)
# god yes
i'm (drowsily) walking on the clouds
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:20, archived)
# Congratulations Mictodad!
nice one sir!

*pours a celebratory beer*
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:48, archived)
# She's rather beautiful
There's been a bit of a spate of b3ta kids in the last month or so...
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:17, archived)
# what the hell happens in november that causes this?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:19, archived)
# sexytime?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:20, archived)
# yeah
but i get my yearlies in may, for my birthday
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:21, archived)
# November is a particularly boring month
with bad weather and no going out because you're saving money for Christmas.

Hence babies.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:27, archived)
# lovely! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:12, archived)
# Here's . . .
looking at you kid . . . rather dashing . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:12, archived)
# did she poo a shoe
btw... u did a vector for me once :) the one with the gf :) i paid too.

broke up with that girl now tho doh!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:33, archived)
# She pooed TWO shoes
and yes I did. When you were Cropperopolous or something.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:40, archived)
# Ohh nice!
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:41, archived)
# Mosquito in a white jacket playing Hugh Masekela
Last night I dreamed this mosquito was flying over me playing trumpet. I wanted to animate it, but instead here's a crappy version that took five minutes.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:05, archived)
# arf!
I can never again see them without trumpets now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:09, archived)
# I've never
seen one without one in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:23, archived)
# You need professional help
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:25, archived)
# Hugh Masekela!!
Wow! Reminded of Dyambo

*Boogies*

Woo sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Buzzy
Armstrong . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:14, archived)
# That would explain the noise
*gets anti-trumpetting-insect spray while clicking*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:29, archived)
# weird and wonderful pets
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:55, archived)
# Hijole!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:55, archived)
# I don't trust him :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:02, archived)
# Tattletail
feesh . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:03, archived)
# aahhahahahahaha
wooo woo clickety click
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:08, archived)
# The First Noel...


Well I thought it was amoosing. Ahem.
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:50, archived)
# hahahah!
can't wait for that to come out when the next "hamtoucher" is unveiled!
(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:55, archived)
# Oooh nice idea.!
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:56, archived)
# Arf!
Apologies....
(I helped save b3ta! Shuya Nanahara Sayonara, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:58, archived)
# This is the best picture that has graced the board...EVAR

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:03, archived)
# This
made me laugh lots!
(I helped save b3ta! FlexAlux laughed at something inappropriate on, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:53, archived)
# Pfew
so I didn't make it all for myself again ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:59, archived)
#
(1.618..., Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:33, archived)
# spitzenklasse!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:37, archived)
# Stavros is burning
and the rest of Greece
griekenbrand  
(tiberiusgracchus saving the world since;, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:42, archived)
# *sigh*
they're on fucking fire
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:45, archived)
# now THIS will give you aids
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:46, archived)
# they're Greek
they invented gayness
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:47, archived)
# and OIL!!!
OIL!! OIL!! OIL!! OIL!! OIL!! OIL!! OIL!! OIL!! OIL!! OIL!! OIL!! OIL!! OIL!! OIL!! OIL!! OIL!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:47, archived)
# *iS half greek and has tendancies.
"you aint a man till youve had one"
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:52, archived)
# that;s not the most convincing chat-up line,,,
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:57, archived)
# yaY
on fackin FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:47, archived)
# don't you just hate it
when you invade the wrong planet
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:47, archived)
# This is what happens when you tell your Sith kids to go chase cars on the motorway.
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:54, archived)
# Y E S !
AT-AT's in freeway truckfire shocker - love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:53, archived)
# woo for bluebell hill
i saw a ghost there once, trufax indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:11, archived)
# Ha!
I found my edit of that the other day and pondered a repost ;)
(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:12, archived)
# Chatham = Tatooine
A wilderness, peopled by criminals and mischevious midgets with hoods who may shoot you.

Sounds right, hopefully the Empire will have laid waste to it shortly.

OOOTINI BRUV! - Woosome pic!
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:27, archived)
# hahahahahaha - here's to it spreading
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:06, archived)
# Quick and crap..


Will only make sense to Windows users
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:36, archived)
# moooons
(I helped save b3ta! Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:46, archived)
# I'm rotatin ur moon advrsly effctin ur tides
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:48, archived)
# Sorry,
My local bum,
playing his guitar shaped peice of cardboard
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:08, archived)
# Sorry?
You will be.

*lubes up*
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:10, archived)
# He's my new best friend
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:13, archived)
#
I sense you are rather obsessed with frank zappa pissweak winos with cardboard guitars
woo?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:25, archived)
# local bum?
how many bums do you have????
can you poo out of all of them??
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:25, archived)
# Again?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:28, archived)
# As Featured In Poo Magazine !


Bigger and NSFW: i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa283/delboyonline/PooWeekly.jpg
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:01, archived)
# "Rectum? - I could have killed him"
"Lol"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:02, archived)
# I knew someone who swears that
a friend of his pulled a very drunk regular from "give us a clue" in a pub. He took her home where they both passed out pissed, and he was awakened in the early hours by a strange sensation. he turned the light on to find *** ****** shitting on his chest.
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:05, archived)
# What's *** ******?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:13, archived)
# it's the name of a regular on give us a clue
rhymes with lunar tubbs
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:14, archived)
# Una ?
Really ?
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:15, archived)
# I really couldn't say
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:16, archived)
# i was hoping it was roy walker
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:16, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:16, archived)
# Say
what you see !

Ummmmm - Shit !
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:17, archived)
# it's good, it's DEFINITELY not right
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:17, archived)
# Here she is !


Oh Aunt Sally what are you doing ?
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:18, archived)
# Say what you see !

(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:19, archived)
# haha


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:27, archived)
# erm erm
brown cloud by the windmill

ermm

grilled scone... um.. er...
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:44, archived)
# ...we all gotta duck........
when the shit hits the fan!
Circle Jerks FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:08, archived)
# how rude!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Plus
Felching!
*voms*
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:10, archived)
#
For spending time looking that those pictures, I don't know whether to salute your constitution or be rather worried.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Tenuous "Guess the b3tan" image
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:57, archived)
# "Medic"ore
:D

/random guesses
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:59, archived)
# mediokra
shurely?
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:31, archived)
# Noooo
Red cross ladies fingers!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 20:42, archived)
# It does look a bit like me
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:56, archived)
# bum chutney
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:01, archived)
# Nurse Peppers
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:11, archived)
# Okra
the swiss ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:28, archived)
# I know that emo hair from somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:30, archived)
# :)
It's kk.... actually I'm partly responsible for the hair. I did the bleaching, then she put the colour in.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:30, archived)
# i thought so, i checked the file name just to be sure :P
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:32, archived)
# ?!
I didn't know you were also a hair stylist?
there's no end to your talents
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:34, archived)
# Need any roofing done?
The reason I ask, we're doing another job round the corner and I noticed you had a couple of loose slates.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:43, archived)
# Woo!
Very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:33, archived)
# ^that also
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:33, archived)
# Can you ask her if it hurts not having toe-nails?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:46, archived)
# I know you are
but what am I?

Edit: I think I may have fucked up that response.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:49, archived)
# Did she ever talk to you about going to life drawing things?
I figure you'd be able to sort it out easier than she would
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:48, archived)
# Ace
I like this *click*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:53, archived)
# Woo & Yay
for KK!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:57, archived)
# Painted
into a corner . . . nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:18, archived)
# I like that
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:24, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:58, archived)
# Yahoo New


Click for bigger (160KB)
(Philip_newzealand, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:15, archived)
# oh wow this really happend
*just checked*
(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:18, archived)
# TRUE
yea thought it would have been far worse though with all the dinosaurs about
(Philip_newzealand, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:20, archived)
# I think the dinosaurs are smart.
They have been around a lot longer.
(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:27, archived)
# Why am I looking at your news article?
(I helped save b3ta! mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:19, archived)
# ^This
But with more squirrels
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:46, archived)
# Hmmm
No paedos, no AIDS, no kids being shot....

THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:23, archived)
# what have you changed?
ah, Jurassic Park. Did he make that?
I think this is ris country
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:31, archived)
# It's one of these photos you find and can't help but alter

saucy!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:00, archived)
# poor thing :|
*animal lover* oh well
(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:05, archived)
# It's only a photo manipulation
using Adobe© Photoshop™
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)
# yea but
i like to imagine if it were true thats how i would think. I have photoshop my self... ahh what a wonderful program it is
(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:11, archived)
# I mainly use it to get very realistic effects that baffle most people and gets me laid

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:14, archived)
# I'm still learning
I'm only good with the pen tool... to bring images together like the one you first posted.
Edit: If you look at it upside down, it looks like they have beards, haha.
(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:16, archived)
# I'm still learning too, but not making too much progression
what with getting laid all the time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:21, archived)
# well...
I don't think I can do what you just did ^ there.
(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:25, archived)
# aaaaarghhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:31, archived)
# How's that working out for you?
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:47, archived)
# Not so good, to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:55, archived)
# *Ping*
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:41, archived)
[challenge entry] A message from Alan
(Kier Fox, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:43, archived)
# Nice!
Have a sweet as a reward.
(Scouse Bastard used to be indecisive, but now he's not so sure, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:49, archived)
# HAHAHA
I can't breathe!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:49, archived)
# asphyxiation FTW
JMG: King of b3ta | viva la revolucion | Tramp Watch | BM's piss-blog
(likeajackhammer, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:52, archived)
# Tramp Watch
is the best - needs a "Bum Cam" and a photo poll!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:54, archived)
# Don't forget the bum with the cardboard cut out guitar
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:02, archived)
# are you replying to every single post
or does it just seem like that?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:09, archived)
# It just seems like that
I just reply to most of them
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:43, archived)
# I wrote a little AIDS ditty years ago...
Any one who ever read the Daily Shite in Bridgwater college in the late 1990s will possibly recall it...

AIDS is a nasty disease;
It can make you feel quite sick;
So fuck her hard;
Until she bleeds;
With latex on your prick.

(actually I think it was about herpes before).
(elfinpunk Touching Cloth Since, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Felt I should make a tiny bit of effort for the compo


But only a small amount.

EDIT: And I already hate my own entry.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:34, archived)
# you spelt toasts rong :)
good though
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)
# On purpose
to reflect the LOLAIDS slightly.


/true story, I moved the letters in photoshop after I wrote toast.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:37, archived)
# ah i see
(Brownpants From Liverpool to Manila, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:37, archived)
# You spelled
'toats' wrong.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:37, archived)
# toats has been spellllled in the one true way!
TOATS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:30, archived)
# TOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 18:47, archived)
# oh noes!
(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:37, archived)
# Oh nose!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:41, archived)
# *click*
AIDS LOL
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:37, archived)
# It's time we demand an 'AIDS LOL' buttton with every post
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:43, archived)
# AIDS LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:45, archived)
# AIDS LOL!!!!!1!!one!!!!2.5!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:50, archived)
# Needs more elevenelevenoneoneoneoneoenoneone
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:00, archived)
# and a half sqaured divided by twelve and three quarters
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Monkstrich


Kicks you then steals you sandwiches...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)
# hurrah!
and yippee!
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:26, archived)
# As long as I still have
my pic 'o nic basket I'm good.

Woo!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:26, archived)
# is that for the irish
?
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)
# I thought it was Yogi bear
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Yes it was
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)
# Yum.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:32, archived)
# i was hoooomoring him
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)
# where do they live?
(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:26, archived)
# In your wardrobe
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)
# oh shit!
damn my wardrobes always have weird shit it in! I knew I was being watched!
(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:30, archived)
# O_O
kill it!! kill it!! kill it!! kill it!! kill it!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)
# aaaarrghh!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:33, archived)
# How does he smell?
(I helped save b3ta! The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:28, archived)
# Damnit!
This keeps happening to me on the toilet!
(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Hovering shit ftw!
Edit: Do one with colour and stuff, I like these.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)
# thanks.
(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)
# :D
(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Hovering shit!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:03, archived)
# Mwhahaha
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:34, archived)
# ewwwwwwww
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)
# We've all done it!
I can tell you're really enjoying doing these, which make me enjoy them even more.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)
# haha man
shit happens

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)
# ;D HAHA!
(JahDrop "No care for you, no care for me"-Bob Marley, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:28, archived)
# haha
that just nearly happened to me

*strains*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:30, archived)
# That last frame is like a connect the dots puzzle
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:32, archived)
# be careful
they swarm

(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Do they sting?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)
# no
but you REALLY wouldn't want to be near a tree
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)
# Or a fire hydrant
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)
# or jade goody
nothing to do with the pic, you just really wouldn't want to be near her...
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:22, archived)
# I would
then I could kick her.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)
# touche
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)
# When you type the 'e'
hold 'Alt Gr'
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:24, archived)
# wéll bugger mé with a pitchfork
that works :)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)
# Pokémon!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:29, archived)
# No, but when they crap on your car....oy vey!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 19:44, archived)
# Gaaaaaaaaah!
Flyby lickings!


Woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)
# Watch out
or he'll give you lickens
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:27, archived)
# chicken licken?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:41, archived)
# From the words of a 9 year old
www.k12.hi.us/~paia/pokemon/kidspages/kepa/lickitung.htm
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:21, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Woo
I like these alot

are they cheap on fuel?

:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:36, archived)
# jet powered fluffy yappers
they seem to enjoy it though!@
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:47, archived)
# they's warm?
use oven gloves!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:54, archived)
# strange loops
(I helped save b3ta! octopus footwear raaa, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Nice,
I used a television to create strange effects for a piece of media work back at college.

Useless fact of the day.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:08, archived)
# I got my bus pass today.
Useless fact of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Your bus pass
has already expired.

Lie of the day.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)
# It doesn't expire for a year
and then I don't get another one.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)
# Good,
as I feel you don't deserve a buss pass.

these young'uns and their omnibuses...
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)
# I need it to get to school
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)
# i really really like that
have a gold star :)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)
# this
is so cool! i love it!
*CLICK*
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:46, archived)
# cool
do one where the camera is rotating
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Sindun Burely?


That isn't milk on his moustache.
(John_Anon_Prince I have no heart and soul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:01, archived)
# I needed any tiny little excuse to post this
pown.alluc.org/?uid=53

It made me chuckle
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:02, archived)
#
pown.alluc.org/?uid=352
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:03, archived)
# That was purple
I love that one
I've had this one going for over an hour:
pown.alluc.org/?uid=276
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)
# I love that song.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)
# A girl I know loves it,
and she was singing it to me, and I had never heard it. I clicked the random button and it came up, so I sent it to her. She's asleep though.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:06, archived)
# Do you know what it's called?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:23, archived)
# Levan Polka
or Leva's Polka
by Loituma.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjvVBCNcL_A
no horses this time.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:25, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:32, archived)
# Revenge!!!!!
pown.alluc.org/?uid=903
(Donald Trump's Hair War doesn't determine who's right, only who's left, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 17:05, archived)
# I feel so small.
(John_Anon_Prince I have no heart and soul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:04, archived)
# Well that's what you get
from posing to yourself naked.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:05, archived)
# I tend to get arrested when I pose naked to myself.
I should stop doing it in John Lewis's homeware department.
(John_Anon_Prince I have no heart and soul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)
# Don't do it to a woman either,
she'll run in fear.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Nah.
They just laugh.
(John_Anon_Prince I have no heart and soul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:13, archived)
# Aww it's ok.
*pokes in eye*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)
# That's not very nice.
Calling him an idiot is a personal attack which has no place on this board.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:09, archived)
# It's nothing personal,
I was just waiting for the next thread to post it because I liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:11, archived)
#
pown.alluc.org/?uid=53
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:14, archived)
# I know you are but what am I?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)
#
http://www.b3ta.com/board/7545827
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:17, archived)
# You CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:18, archived)
# HA HA HA
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:19, archived)
# That was so clever, though.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:20, archived)
# That was made before computers even existed
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 25 Aug 2007, 16:15, archived)

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