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# castlelite
(I helped save b3ta! Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 4:49, archived)
# wut?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 5:11, archived)
# A screenshot of my Gmail account...
It's a safe image, but it shows which e-mails appear when I search my very regularly used account for the c-word.

Anyone notice a running theme?


Clicky, obviously.

Also I've censored part of the actual image, the old fashioned way, after the 'swirly tool' has been shown to be so ineffectual.
(I helped save b3ta! Marn, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 3:53, archived)
# that david guy at the bottom is a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 3:55, archived)
# Ha..
So you know him too, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Marn, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 4:07, archived)
# no.
i just assumed.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 4:10, archived)
# Haha
This is actually quite entertaining, yet for some reason, I'm not surprised in the slightest =P
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 4:28, archived)
# interesting newsticker caption... lifeguard gravediggers
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 4:31, archived)
# *cleek*
Searches can be good fun sometimes
(AshTeamRacing, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 5:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Islamic Warning: Cigarettes leading cause for british teeth
(frozen hi im back but you don't know me, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 3:44, archived)
# *burns embassy*
/rolled up with turkish rag-cut
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 3:48, archived)
# o boy, the slamislam compo!
for what it's worth, islam is no more ridiculous than christianity or animism or cargo cults.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 3:56, archived)
# cargo cults are cool
because... well

cargo man! CARGO!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 11:14, archived)
# hahahahahahahaaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 6:06, archived)
# Shane MacGowan Teeth
mmmmm lovely

Can someone move the hands around, I think there may be a goatse in this ;)
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 9:43, archived)
# hahahaha, plus I know that woman!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 10:35, archived)
# swapola
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:52, archived)
# HORROR
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:53, archived)
# HORROR 2:
The return.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:54, archived)
# HORROR DREI:
DER DEUTSCHE GESCHEHEN
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 3:00, archived)
# FOURROR!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 3:39, archived)
# whoooa
good stuff there, what now
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:55, archived)
# Scary stuff
Also, if this is Joaquin Phoenix, or however you spell it, apparently when my brother's wife's little brother saw Walk The Line, afterwards he said "Yeah, it was good, but it had too much music"

Quite entertaining =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 3:02, archived)
# Rubber-faced gits!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 3:15, archived)
# ?
www.gitsfood.com/ ??

or....
more Jennifer Connelly
home.comcast.net/~scott29/Jennifer_Connelly_Horse1.gif
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 3:20, archived)
# Pure Ghee!
In a jar, cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 3:23, archived)
# phwoar!
Yes please!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 3:41, archived)
# here u go!
hot off the Paint Shop Pro
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 3:45, archived)
# Tried X2?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 3:47, archived)
# * schwing *
...or not. No, I think definitely not.
Methinks she hasn't aged as well as I'd hoped.
I'll always have the memories though.
...and they're good enough for a wank, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 3:51, archived)
# chastity bono?
that's for us old-timers who are aware of whjat sonny and cher are and what they looked like.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 4:01, archived)
# You make me shudder
bringing up crap like that when I'm about ready for bed.
Tis the stuff of nightmares!
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 4:33, archived)
# relax.
sonny died and cher turned into a drag queen.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 5:13, archived)
# it's all plastic there!
so the plastic finally melted!

I'm glad she's shved that "beard" off after all those facelifts.....
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 9:50, archived)
# *awaits similar genital swap*
no, not with mine.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 3:43, archived)
# Oh my Christ that's terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 3:53, archived)
# "This chicken has been forced" - actual quote
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:39, archived)
# FORCE IT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:41, archived)
# yeah!
stuff it hard !
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:42, archived)
# *raises hand*
I would like to be forced.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:41, archived)
# "These aren't the droids you are looking for!"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:42, archived)
# They want it. The fools.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:43, archived)
# thems big chickenchicks!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:44, archived)
# what kind of pornographic filth is this?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:53, archived)
# It could be worse. Only his wings don't go all the way back.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 3:14, archived)
# Well if it weren't for chicken soup
how would chickens recover from avian flu?
(I helped save b3ta! Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 3:43, archived)
# nawty scamp.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 3:44, archived)
# moments later
this chicken ass-ploded
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:44, archived)
# oh noes!
sticky assploded chicken on a chicken forcing pump!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:46, archived)
# USE THE FORCE, CHICKEN


Lovely drawing =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:46, archived)
# crikey
now that kind of mechachicken takes effort :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:47, archived)
# 5 hours of effort.
When I get bored, I get creative =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:48, archived)
# does it tile?™
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:51, archived)
# I should hope so...
But I don't know...



FUCKING HELL, almost!!

Edit: HELLZ YEAH =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:55, archived)
# heh
works for me!!

'edit' OH YES!!!

(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:57, archived)
# Just the sky and footprints not working with it
And unfortunately, I merged the footprints into the background layer =[

I tried, I really did try to tile it just now =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 3:00, archived)
# Fuck.
You're Godly!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 3:19, archived)
# ^_^
Thankyou =D

*takes a bow*

NOW I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO EAT, BRB
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 3:21, archived)
# TGMTRFH
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:47, archived)
# The Great Monkey Tries, Reulctantly Finding Heaven?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:48, archived)
# that's right!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:51, archived)
# I WIN THE PRIZE?! =D
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:52, archived)
# 'bums'
5- 'profits'
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:55, archived)
# holy shit that's smooth
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:48, archived)
# Thankee =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:48, archived)
# i would like to mention that any similarity of my below answer to discomeats
to yours is entirely coincidental and that im far too drunk to read
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:48, archived)
# It's cool, dawg
*secret handshake*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:49, archived)
# ahah
I should have been in bed hours ago

I think string is keeping me er..mn

words..g kgg
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:49, archived)
# Words?
What the aosifn are those?

I've been in bed for 23 hours now =]

I'm off to get breakfast though, I keep putting it off!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:51, archived)
# have bacon!
right, I'm quite fucked, so I'm going to sleep

night night all
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:52, archived)
# G'nighties!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 3:00, archived)
# night
me also
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 3:18, archived)
# USE THE FORCE, CHOOK
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:47, archived)
# EEEE WARRA LAAARRRA PIES!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:48, archived)
# I realy
dont know anymore
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:47, archived)
# well, yes, that's a reasonable assessment
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:48, archived)
# chicken-encouraging is much more fun.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 3:44, archived)
# MAGNET !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:35, archived)
# AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:36, archived)
# On the field of honour!

To the death!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:38, archived)
# HAVE AT YOU
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:59, archived)
# Awww
He's very unlucky :(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:37, archived)
# Heh =]
Nice ground rumbling =D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
lol.
Sorry, everyine for being a prick, night!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:40, archived)
# oh that magnet!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:41, archived)
# I FIND HIM STRANGELY ATTRACTIVE....
good stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 3:42, archived)
# Don't worry Mr. Smith, you'll be up and around in no time.

or maybe not...
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:01, archived)
# Where's the cat?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:03, archived)
# Behind the Quo
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:03, archived)
# Bad aids
If I'm any judge.
(davemission Drinking too much for a change again as usual., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:07, archived)
# arf
you may have this woo


Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:34, archived)
# Good go!
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:37, archived)
# sorry you're dead, get out now, we need the bed.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 5:17, archived)
# Uh o



(frozen hi im back but you don't know me, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:53, archived)
# Is the FRIEEEDD CHIKKEN!?!? thing American in origin?
I don't understand the humour in it or the original racist links. I can't make the connection.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:58, archived)
# black people love fried chicken!!11one
Haven't you seen Richard Blackwood do a 'hilarious' stand up routine on the subject? (I enjoyed the part where he compared black people to white people)
(bitchman contains mild peril, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:01, archived)
# "You see, white people drive like this
*Doo be dooo doo do*

But black guys, we drive like this!

*Dum doo duum doo doo dum*"

"Ha! It's true! We are so lame..."

</simpsons>
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:05, archived)
# heehee
"white guys have names like Lenny whereas black guys have names like Carl"
(bitchman contains mild peril, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:08, archived)
# "Thanks...
*looks at hand*
Lenny = white
Carl = black

...Carl!"

=]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:11, archived)
# Neither can I
I've never seen a lot of the racist links to things in action, and never understood them..

But could it still be using the "grain of truth" hypothesis? :o

/slight knowledge of A level psychology blog..
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:02, archived)
# I'm confused, what's going on
I've been away an hour, has unfluffyness occured?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:05, archived)
# I've been here the whole time
and i don't know what's happening.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:08, archived)
# :/
oh well :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:08, archived)
# So...
yeah, anyways
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:11, archived)
# :D
now I'm confused :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:14, archived)
# Makes a change, doesn't it =P
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:16, archived)
# no
what?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:18, archived)
# *passes a raw rasher of bacon*
Come on James, clean your teeth before we all catch fire...

*rolls eyes and walks off through a wall*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:20, archived)
# LOLWHUT!?!?
Are you magical?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:22, archived)
# *pulls a coin from behind your ear*
SHAZAM
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:23, archived)
# *gasp*
*shakes head* Damn it. I thought more would fall.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:26, archived)
# You actually did this.
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:27, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:32, archived)
# YOU ARE SMILING
BECAUSE I AM CORRECT =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:33, archived)
# bacon!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:30, archived)
# Haha
This is quality =]

*searches for clickable place*

Poo =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:33, archived)
# I accept money
and hats

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:40, archived)
# MONEY HATS =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:47, archived)
# that spurt brown sauce!
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:49, archived)
# YOU HAVE BACON'D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:33, archived)
# No, it's the way I'm sitting!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:40, archived)
# I drew my kitty last night
I think I emptied the fluff barrel too early =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:08, archived)
# draw an emergency cat
it might help
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:11, archived)
# I wish I could, but all my paper and shizzle downstairs this time.
And I don't have the energy to get out of bed =[

I also have a thumping headache, so I probably should eat soon..

I might do it then =]

But I've got other sketches lined up for later
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:12, archived)
# oh noes!
then I will draw a something

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:14, archived)
# Oooh! Yays ^_^
It shall be an artsy night again for me.

I've been lacking hummus and steering clear of the animations for a little while, but as soon as I've done enough portraits of people who request them, I'll be able to move back to those without being pestered =D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:16, archived)
# No, nothing unfluffy.
Just me not getting the "black people love fried chicken" thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:11, archived)
# oh
I like fried chicken

when it's cooked

and not leaking juices and organs
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:11, archived)
# I like fried chicken too
but I haven't been to KFC since I saw all the hidden PETA footage from the factories...

I'm actually shocked that I - a fat git by all accounts - has managed to stay out of a KFC for 4 years now.
(bitchman contains mild peril, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:15, archived)
# What hidden PETA footage?
It might have just been one factory, or a specific case or something. People who want to persuade you to stop doing something aren't going to be telling you the whole story.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:17, archived)
# actually I managed to put someone off eating at kfc
possibly for their entire lives

might have been the fun tales about kfc sandwiches without mayonaise having mayonaise in them

or something

yum!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:19, archived)
# I AM DISSUADED!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:33, archived)
# BLACK PEOPLE LIKE RAINBOWS
LET'S JUST LOCK THEM ALL UP NOW AND SAVE OURSELVES THE HEADACHE.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:12, archived)
# *Ignore*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:04, archived)
# HE IS NOT ON THE LIST
IN FACT, I THINK THE LIST MAY HAVE BEEN REMOVED FROM YOUR PROFILE OUT OF EMBARESSMENT.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:06, archived)
# He's gonna fuck a bucket of chicken!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:04, archived)
# Oh look!
Its Rocky look!
(davemission Drinking too much for a change again as usual., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:07, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:24, archived)
# WHAT
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:25, archived)
# He's the surprise gift
in every 15,147 KFC bucket thing
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:30, archived)
# hehehe
im black. its just a sterotype, but for the overseas crew, just assume the guy just loves chicken and he's chasing the man like rocky for it. =P
(frozen hi im back but you don't know me, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 3:18, archived)
# Needs more wartymelon!
oh noes! my comment may be seen as racist!

Look at this weeks compo FFS you whiny cunts that are complaining to this post. How is it different?

Oh, thats right, we may be stereotyping people from our culture if we laugh at the post above.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 6:12, archived)
# Mr. AK47
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:38, archived)
# This
made me laugh a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:38, archived)
#
I like with my eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:42, archived)
# Looking pretty dapper there
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:43, archived)
# This is the stuff
of a cheese nightmare.
(davemission Drinking too much for a change again as usual., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:44, archived)
# He wears a top hat and gloves.
He's got strange skinny limbs and no obvious genitalia. And a fucking big gun thing. See how the fucking thing smiles. Gives me teh fucking fear.
(davemission Drinking too much for a change again as usual., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:55, archived)
# Fuck me!!!
Highy polished patent leather shoes. White.
(davemission Drinking too much for a change again as usual., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:58, archived)
# I'm off to beddy byes.
I've got to paint a fire escape tomorrow. It's red and has got dog shit on it. Good night anonamous netty chums and lovers.
Good night..... *yawns like Bagpuss*....
(davemission Drinking too much for a change again as usual., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:13, archived)
# G'night
Enjoy your poop painting =D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:17, archived)
# TALLY HO
DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:47, archived)
# Fucking gun-nuts!
Unless you can punch thru 200mm of
armour, it don't mean shit! Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:55, archived)
# punch thru 200mm of armour
with a raging erection

nobody will be expecting that
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:10, archived)
# Still working on planks, they tell me that's next.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:17, archived)
# hahaha
oh god
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:20, archived)
# spurt
Is that Jack Dickleson coming through the door?
(Zuffle farts silently in lifts then leaves the warm aroma, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 9:55, archived)
# haha
I love peanuts and their guns
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:09, archived)
# terrible slur on such an honest politician.
mayor peanut (scroll down a little) would have been great. the art is fun, too.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 4:23, archived)
# Fixed this to make it recent-looking. Yay
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
Fake lip ring lol
EDIT: It's a very beliveable looking fake lip ring, innit. I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:32, archived)
# Mmmm
Lip ring make lully japs eye ticklage.
*fwappy fwappy fwap fwap fwap.....*
(davemission Drinking too much for a change again as usual., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:35, archived)
# Hahaha fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:36, archived)
# erm, what?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:05, archived)
# Fake?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:36, archived)
# PSYCHEDELIC ROBOTIC ARM
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:40, archived)
# DON@T OUCH MY USERNME ON
FRIDAY NIGHT
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:41, archived)
# LOL YOU OWN THE WORD PSYCHEDELIC
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:42, archived)
# I want to own the word sugar.
Fuck tate and lyle, they've had it ages
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:43, archived)
# I'd like to be the original Shada,
but fucking Doctor Who always has to ruin everything and get there first. What a faggot.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:47, archived)
# I DO
OR |YOU DIE OF THE PLAGUE LOL
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:44, archived)
# PLAQUE?
killed by an army of teeth
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:10, archived)
# Hahahah
All my bracelets. But I don't wear them anymore, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:41, archived)
# This makes me feel even sadder after what I just said down there...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:43, archived)
# Aww.
Look down again then.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:46, archived)
# It's just making me sadder
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:50, archived)
# Then
possibly don't look down. And have a *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:53, archived)
# That would be nice
BUT I KEEP LOOKING DOWN... =[
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:55, archived)
# Nice hair =D
I find it disturbing that you only just have more bracelets than me...

Also, GET IT PIERCED, IT'S FUN AND PAINLESS =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:43, archived)
# Hahah
Thank you.
I actually have about 20 that I wear, all beaded by me. But I stopped wearing them recently. I fit them all on one arm the other day for a laugh. I wear them more these past couple days.

I would love to get it pierced. 4 more years. *looks wistful*

EDIT: My pasta is being disagreeable.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:45, archived)
# Currently have 16 on my wrist
They have been there without removal since they were put on.

I have my Glastonbury 2005 band on, as well as a Make Poverty History one that was also given to me at Glasto '05.

Also, you should just go ahead and go nuts. Fake ID + piercing + angry parents = NOTHIN' BUT FUN! =]

And don't talk about food, I haven't eaten in about 30 hours and I'm slightly hungry now...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:49, archived)
# I can't
shower with my bracelets or the color runs. :(

Oh god. Angry parents. Oh no. I think my mom is angry at me enough. She might explode if I did that.

Maybe you should eat then? Just an idea. 30 hours without eats can't be healthy.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:51, archived)
# I'm not a healthy person =]
I've been in bed for 22 hours so far though, so it's basically only 8 hours of possible eating time...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:55, archived)
# Oooh.
I would love to sleep (guessing that's what you were doing(as opposed to just lying there. pervs)) for 22 hours. Psh. Stupid high school. I found out it's legal to drop out at 16. But I wouldn't.
EDIT: See I caught that innuendo. And made sure it wasn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:58, archived)
# Best to stick to school..
It might suck ass, but it's pretty damn important for 99% of the careers you will aspire to..

And about 19 or so hours have been sleeping, the rest has been b3ta and DA related surfing =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:00, archived)
# This is true.
But what does algebra and government have to do with me wanting to be an artist?

Okay. I love DA. Have you figured it out by now? It took me a really long time. Like a reeeeally long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:04, archived)
# Politics will make you deeply cynical
which is an important trait for an artist. Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:06, archived)
# Ahhh
Hokay, then
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:07, archived)
# Ha
Top quality advice =P

My friends love my for my cynicism, when I get into a good rant, apparently it's quite entertaining to watch.

Personally, I just find cynicism to be such an important life tool that I would just be the ultimate pushover without it =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:10, archived)
# I've sort of got it
The only thing really confusing me is the fact that some users have ~ before their name, others have * and some have nothing... Perhaps to do with being new/subscribers or something? Meh..

Algebra and government can help though, if you become a freelance artist, you might need to understand how to do your own accounts or something that might need algebra, or you might need to understand whether there are laws or restrictions against the art you are creating or how you display it..

People always question it, but there could always be a scenario where it could be useful =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:08, archived)
# Yeah
I don't know what those things are about. But admins have $ before their names I think.

I dunno, I guess. but the government stuff is like "Our founding philosophers liked this bit of this government and this from another government and I'm Ms. Carlisi, KK's bigmouth teacher listen to me banter on about stuff that the class doesn't care about or sleeps through"

Psh. You and your wisdom. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:11, archived)
# I used to sleep through our religious education classes
I got an A.

As long as you know the stuff for the exams for classes like that, the lack of motivation just doesn't help in class.

I think you should spend the time drawing, and consider it as an opportunity to improve your future prospects THAT way =]

Then you can't say that government classes aren't pointless =D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:15, archived)
# Hahah
Hmm...I did draw a comic in class there once.

killerkitti.deviantart.com/art/Carlisi-mon-66437665

Then made it computerified. So I guess that was a use of a class period. We were debating something about governments and communism and all that shizzle.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:17, archived)
# I think this one sparked off a strange conversation
With alternating pokemon references =P
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:20, archived)
# No.
We were sitting at our desks, laughing at John cos he felled over, and I looked down to see what I had drawn and it was this. And we hadn't talked about Pokemon for a while. But I do still watch that shit. it's awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:23, archived)
# No no no no
I mean between you and me, fool!

I have Pokemon red in my Gameboy underneath my bed I think. Either that or Tetris, either way, I own a copy because I rawk,
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:27, archived)
#
Awight. Night-night, sir. I'm off for now. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:32, archived)
# G'NIGHT
I'm gonna have food now.

Breakfast time =]

(for yesterday...)
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:34, archived)
# haha aids
stop irgnotng me
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:56, archived)
# Irgnotng:
the troll that lives under the bridge near my house. He changed his name to Irgnotng after constantly being confused with another troll called Ng - hence "Irgnotng", "I'm not Ng"
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:01, archived)
# Oh logic
How I adore thee and your twisted usage =]
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:03, archived)
# Plastic!
I said that last version too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:56, archived)
# Did you?
I don't even remember posting the old version. Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:58, archived)
# You need to get your lines smoother.
Flash?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:05, archived)
# This is really old.
if I drew this now they'd be smooth.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:12, archived)
# if you need flash,
I have itl
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:46, archived)
# medusa!
she has snaxe for hairs.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 4:19, archived)
# I'm a little tipsy
so this may not work quite as well as the others but here goes:
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:23, archived)
# Daunting
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:23, archived)
# Oi Warlord....
If we stick together I reckon we could take the cunt easy. We shall do the raping sir! God knows I've drunk enough.
(davemission Drinking too much for a change again as usual., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:31, archived)
# YES
but who the fuck are you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:34, archived)
# A fat drunken cunt
of no consequence. Anyway, I'm from wales.
(davemission Drinking too much for a change again as usual., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:37, archived)
# Hahaha
You love sheep. Sorry. That's terrible. I love the Welsh, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:40, archived)
# I'm sort of expecting to be raped.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:24, archived)
# *RAPES*
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:24, archived)
# Ah good, not paranoia then.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:25, archived)
# *squeegees*
(AshTeamRacing, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:32, archived)
# I like dark and spooky things.
I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:24, archived)
# Cool!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:25, archived)
# Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:25, archived)
# I love these
It's a little jumpy on the vertical movement, might be better to move it a bit less.

But otherwise.. *poops*
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:25, archived)
# Yes, I see
what you mean.

*scoops*
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:26, archived)
# I'll have two scoops please
*licks*

OH GOD

SWEET JESUS CHRIST

FUCKING HELL..

THIS IS THE BEST ICE CREAM EVER!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:28, archived)
# I sold some to
two girls the other day, they wanted it in a cup for some reason...
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:30, archived)
# Poo?
Kids these days...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:30, archived)
# it works for me.
i like these.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 4:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:14, archived)
# YES!
Can I eat some?
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:15, archived)
# Delicious AAGH!
Delicious WTFUX!
Delicious ARRRRRRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:16, archived)
# and the yellow guy
don't forget the yellow guy
he gives me the horn
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:16, archived)
# I fucking LOVE this.
Kitty makes it great.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:15, archived)
# kitty makes EVERYTHING great
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:19, archived)
# I'd like to adopt, pls.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:21, archived)
# NO HE'S MINE
You can have one of these instead

they are old and on fire to some extent
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:23, archived)
# Oooh, I like them
These should be real.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:25, archived)
# I think I should redraw them.
I'm pretty sure I got better at doodling shite since I drew those
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:26, archived)
# Make them real damnit
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:27, archived)
# Jesus on a rampage!
I don't have access to that kind of science!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:28, archived)
# Glow sticks!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:29, archived)
# use glowstick fluid on cat.
I'm pretty sure that'll cause cat-death. Or at the very least cat-peeve.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:30, archived)
# I hadn't considered the possibilities of using real cat
is this using new REALCAT © technology?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:33, archived)
# Only the latest technology.
In fact I think it's REALCAT 2.0 © by now
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:37, archived)
# I'm getting too old for all this.
I'm still using a simu-kitten 1.4
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:40, archived)
# Glow sticks
+
cat buggery
=
science!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:31, archived)
# Thats bad science, man
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:44, archived)
# I WANT THE BLUE ONE.
*keeps in pocket*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:26, archived)
# POCKET IS ON FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:26, archived)
# I enjoy the flickering...
But the heat is somewhat less enjoyable...




..also the seering pain, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:29, archived)
# glow in the dark kittens!
*(wants)*
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:26, archived)
# A purple one please, good chap.
(AshTeamRacing, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:30, archived)
# this is gorgeous.
wallpaper-size, please.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 4:09, archived)
# i really like this
it's like Sugar Spun Sister on LSD
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:22, archived)
# That's quite interesting,
That's quite interesting,
That's quite interesting,
That's quite interesting,
That's quite interesting,
That's quite interesting,
That's quite interesting.
Forms an N forms an N forms an N forms an N... N N N N.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:25, archived)
# Haha
I forgot about that =P
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:29, archived)
# Yay
for Bill Bailey
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:37, archived)
# I was worried no one was going to get it and I'd just end up getting
the b3tan equivalent of odd looks from the b3tan equivalent of passers-by
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:38, archived)
# Gonna see him live next month.
*boast*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:41, archived)
# Are you firing boast-projectiles from boast-cannons at me?
Because they hurt, you know? :(

I wanted to see him. I also wanted to see Jimmy Carr. But for some reason I've ended up not doing either. Hurrr.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:43, archived)
# I was kind of buggered into seeing him.
But I'm glad I was, in fairness :)

*leroads coast bannon*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:51, archived)
# ooooo
me too.

At Wembley!

*glees*
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:45, archived)
# I've seen him live 3 times
He recycles his material, it's not particularly entertaining...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:45, archived)
# hush you.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:49, archived)
# Shush you!
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:52, archived)
# shut it up!
shut it up, you!

Though I was just joining in with the consensus. You are right, of course, he does recycle his stuff - but the audience still laughs just as much as with new material, so he's clearly doing something right :P
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:54, archived)
# Ehehehehehe.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:55, archived)
# This is fookin' marvelous
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:31, archived)
# This gives me teh panix.
..And teh clikz.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:15, archived)
# I like it
but I don't like my new FF redex :(
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:16, archived)
# the red diamond, or the pizza?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:20, archived)
# diamond.
I've not seen any pizza.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:23, archived)
# Christ
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:17, archived)
# I blame tom waits
and quite a lot of alcoholic beverages
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:19, archived)
# Thats to blame for everything, usually
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:19, archived)
# spackalicious
!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:20, archived)
# ARRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 4:16, archived)
# Admit it. You all love it.

This one goes out to Shuya and Cockweasle, Especially Cockweasle and Shuya. And I know Cockweasle isn't dead, either, because he's alive. SO THERE.

Edit: What the FUCK does "I'll miss" mean? Oh well.
And Cocky can put this in my gallery, because I really can't be bothered. Unless you don't want to.

But if you can, do. I'll miss. HAHA.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:53, archived)
# BRANDOW BEAM
*burns*
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:59, archived)
# Have you been drinking
shandy again?
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:01, archived)
# No,
Too much cider.
And a few lagers.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:01, archived)
# Don't you lie to me.
You've been on the turps, yes?
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:04, archived)
# No.
CIDER

A BOTTLE OF IT
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:05, archived)
# pfft
dettol, then.
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:06, archived)
# Have you tried
That crazy stuff from your local Lidls? I shit in the garden after it. Fucking mind bending it is.
(davemission Drinking too much for a change again as usual., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:15, archived)
# *wants*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:26, archived)
# This little guy followed you here:
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:05, archived)
# He
is a bear
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:06, archived)
# HE IS A BEAR
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:06, archived)
# JESUS CHRIST
HE'S A BEAR SO GODDAMN MUCH IT'S UNREAL
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:07, archived)
# I wasn't even aware you could be that much bear
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:08, archived)
# It's a critical amount of bear
nearly fatal. took a lot of research to get to this kind of bear existence capability, and a lot of the taxpayers' money.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:09, archived)
# I support it.
Imagine how much the world could benefit from advances in bear.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:11, archived)
# Mm, it's hard to open the eyes of the people.
For some reason the majority of taxpayers see it as a waste. They want better health services or something useless like that. They don't know what advances in bear can bring. They really don't.

They're going to doom us all, these taxpayers.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:12, archived)
# Theres politics to be made in this.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:16, archived)
# SUMMON THE BO BO BOBOBOU CARTE D'OR
JESUS CHRIST I FORGOT HIS NAME

THAT POLITICAL CHAP

HE DOES A LOT OF POLITICS

I THINK HE LIKES POLITICS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:17, archived)
# You were pretty close.
I think Dave The Hat did something with that westminster place in it once. We should ask him.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:19, archived)
# But does he like politics?
It's very important this person likes politics.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:21, archived)
# I'm not sure. We should probably do an interview
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:24, archived)
# A political interview.
A polinterview.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:26, archived)
# Fuck, are you a professional?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:28, archived)
# A professional political person.
A profepolison.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:39, archived)
# Haha! IT'S SCARY, EH.


MSN drawings are the absolute best.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:15, archived)
# That's true.
I wish I'd thought of that
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:07, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:07, archived)
# you am a Chowchow
wiping your arse on the carpet.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:23, archived)
# You are clearly not a bear.
You are quite obviously a pet, cleaning its arse on a Buckingham Palace rug.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:06, archived)
# What the fuck
is this nightmarish cunt of a thing?
*shudders girlishly*
(davemission Drinking too much for a change again as usual., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:04, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha I love your sig.
It applies to me too. Every word.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:04, archived)
# lol hey guys im drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:07, archived)
# No, I'm not.
I'm sober, but I've driunk some,.

See, I changed my sk=ellepigng.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:09, archived)
# Skellepiging
The act of launching skeleton pigs from trebuchets at the houses of old ladies on halloween
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:10, archived)
# yay
fun!
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:11, archived)
# I want a go.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:15, archived)
# Feel free
to drop it into polite conversation young man.
(davemission Drinking too much for a change again as usual., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:27, archived)
# Here's one more
If you want it.
(The Asshole Formerly Known as George F Train GHOST WOLF FUCK WASHER, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:15, archived)
# The more the hairier
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:16, archived)
# oh for christs sake, Psych, can you give us all a short time of grief?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:18, archived)
# Sorry"
Alcohol, love and Pink Floyd get me going.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:27, archived)
# If I never see Brandow again
I will die a happy man.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:27, archived)
# I like you
So I;ll let you off, but if you diss randowl you diee THE UNIFERSE LO:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Reversed roles 2
(Checkinguponmeagain?, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:52, archived)
# Hmm. True.
*click*
FUCKING FRONT PAGE IT OR I'LL HURT YOU, MODS!!

And also, I like the first one :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:55, archived)
# WOUND EYES
*shoots knives out of eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:57, archived)
# isn't
this a rip off of south park?
(perilafterperil, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:04, archived)
# ^this^
lots
(Nob Holeness Blockbuster madness, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 12:25, archived)
# He looks liek a guy I made up yeard ago
"Spyke"
the same, but with four spikes of green hair.


Sorry, re-drew him in seconds, haha.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:13, archived)
# It's uncanny
(THIRTY-TWO - Sputnik -, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:19, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry, couldn't help myself.....
couldn't help myself.....
(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:21, archived)
#
he knocked him over with a hard on?
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:47, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 3:52, archived)
# My friend was called round eyes in Thailand
Its nice that racism goes both ways
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:21, archived)
# lol
excellent
(frozen hi im back but you don't know me, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 3:54, archived)
# Outlines for my friend's bday pressie. What thinks?
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:51, archived)
# ZOMGTOP!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:52, archived)
# LULZ!
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:54, archived)
# Needs a bigger cake!
(did someone delete a thread a moment ago?)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:53, archived)
# Possibly
(I don't know)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:55, archived)
# You are a lovely friend
Hope your chum enjoys his/hers birfday. 22 is a good un.
(davemission Drinking too much for a change again as usual., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:56, archived)
# hahah
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:57, archived)
# Wish I was 22
*weeps into wifebeater*
(davemission Drinking too much for a change again as usual., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:58, archived)
# I think it's lovely, but you don't care because you hate me.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:56, archived)
# a car
a rocket powered car

a rocket powered car with fricken laZer beams!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:56, archived)
# ^PLEASE GOD PUT THIS IN
Are you getting him a box of puppies too?! It seems to be implied =D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:04, archived)
# Possibly I will.
I would like to get him a box of beagle puppy. But I cannot. So I drew him one instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:05, archived)
# TWENTY-TWO STRIKE
*bicycle kicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:00, archived)
# But there's no sense crying over every mistake
We'll all keep trying til we run out of cake.


Lalalala
(AshTeamRacing, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:03, archived)
# ...
Really...?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:04, archived)
# Oh yess..
Its the truth you say...
(davemission Drinking too much for a change again as usual., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:06, archived)
# hitler was 22 when he first encountered menses.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 4:04, archived)
# Pfft...
(McMurphy, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:51, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:51, archived)
# I
don't know. It's just stupid. Sorry
(McMurphy, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:53, archived)
# It's long..
..it's pink, it tends to cause a stink...

(Meme, cough)
(caparzo21 If life gives you demons, make demonade, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:56, archived)
# Has she just
crapped a bored looking bloke while hovering?
(Cliche Guevara Predicatably revolutionary since, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:55, archived)
# Camera with an angle on mimsy?
(AshTeamRacing, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:04, archived)
# I hope Iand
squarely and accurately onto Davemissions perfectly proportionedand fully erect man-bits.*sighs*
(davemission Drinking too much for a change again as usual., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:10, archived)
# Phwoarrr
I wish I was a gussett..
(davemission Drinking too much for a change again as usual., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:12, archived)
# i hate gymnastics sluts.
each and every one of them ought to be beheaded.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 3:59, archived)
[challenge entry] infidelity... Baghdad High Street
(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:06, archived)
# meh
who wants raisins these days
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:12, archived)
# Interesting fact,
it's not 72 virgins they get it's 72 raisins.

Apparently the virgins thing is a mistranslation.
(Marwood, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:14, archived)
# I've heard that
on the public radio.

I don't know if it's exactly true. It sounds like one of those things that's a little too good of a story to be trusted. You could sell some books with a story like that. And why the fuck would you promise some one exactly 72 raisins?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:23, archived)
# better than 71 raisins
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:30, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:39, archived)
# I don't think I really want more than 30 to be honest
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:55, archived)
# That leaves 42 dishonest raisins.
The answer!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 2:10, archived)
# You should read this book,
it's a fantastic read.

The Trouble With Islam Today
(Marwood, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:34, archived)
# Oi!
What the fuck are you doing on /talk?
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 3:16, archived)
# ...
(Agnes McShyte can't be bothered to delete all her posts, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:54, archived)
#
Its funny because its true
(I helped save b3ta! Count Dante In Shocking 2-D, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:45, archived)
# Just as well
Wouldn't want to add a cup full of virgins to this recipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:26, archived)
# I read this outloud
to he astonishment of my mother who walked in.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:37, archived)
# I'll tell you what.
If I'm going to blow myself up or fly a plane into a tall thing...
I'd rather go to heaven with the promise of a load of right dirty cum whore slags.
Virgins? Fucking hard work.
(davemission Drinking too much for a change again as usual., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:48, archived)
# must've bindun by now


but i did a different song anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Iananan Formerly known as el-rodente, not that you care, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:06, archived)
# haha
very nice
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:09, archived)
# Hahahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:10, archived)
# Cerys Mathews is very nice.
However, Tom Jones is a fat orange cunt. Discuss.
(davemission Drinking too much for a change again as usual., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 0:14, archived)

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