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# clustration
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 7:04, archived)
# wish I knew how to do that
woos
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 7:23, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 7:59, archived)
# Hi-C to psycodelic Woo!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 8:04, archived)
# There must be some way to make a 3D procedural blendy effect.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 8:19, archived)
#
now thats good!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 8:22, archived)
# Not too bad for a pair of cut and pastes.
Needs midpoint targets and then it
gets too fiddly with cheesy time
controls in Bryce. Other renderers
I have on hand do it in triangles,
and it sorta sucks for text.

/has to spend more time learning Blender blog
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 8:28, archived)
# Brand new
BBC2 woo...

(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 8:19, archived)
# Zoidberg type woo
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 8:48, archived)
# cool!
'NING MY B3TA BROTHERS AND SISTERS!!
bowling and beer tonight!!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 8:45, archived)
# 'NING!
*Hi-fives*

'ning all!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 8:52, archived)
# *low-fives*
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 8:53, archived)
# This makes a woosome start to the morning
WOO!

'Ning folks
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 8:58, archived)
# Indeed it does!
'ning Mrs T!
*smooches*
:D
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 9:02, archived)
# 'Ning naughty boy
Long time no see
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 9:06, archived)
# I know!
I've had quite a bit of time off recently.

How've you been?

:)
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 9:11, archived)
# compo it, you'll have people guessing for ages.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 10:02, archived)
# bedtime for me


nighty night b3ta
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 6:17, archived)
# /You can keep your Marxist ways!/
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 6:19, archived)
# 'night!
speaking of cash, i just read about that rowling book that sold at auction. what the fuck? humans, be dead!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 6:21, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 6:39, archived)
# Tall Cuntchloroform!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 6:47, archived)
# Breaking News.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:35, archived)
# EXTRA!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:43, archived)
# that's the ticket.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:45, archived)
# babby's on fire.
better put him in the water.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:47, archived)
# If you'd be my flotsam
I could be half the man I used to
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:48, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:54, archived)
# *empties ashtrays*
*makes fortune*
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:55, archived)
# that i liked.
but did that guy have tits?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 6:00, archived)
# what part of "drunken hermaphrodite" did ye no ken?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 6:03, archived)
# ooh.
 
YES
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 6:02, archived)
# but he'll drown.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:48, archived)
# in mah pool?
 
sometimes if youtube was a person I would totally marry it.
Thirlwell vs Almond, 1983
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:50, archived)
# ???
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:55, archived)
# see also
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:57, archived)
# mmmmm, good.
such big hair in those days.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 6:11, archived)
# you know what's fucked up?
you just posted a thirwell/almond youtube video, and before i saw it i posted a baby dee video from youtube. baby dee also worked with marc almond, and youtube has videos.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:56, archived)
# BIRDS OF A FEATHER, EH?
 
righto, I'm off to the pub.
LIKE A HOUSE ON FAH.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:58, archived)
# have a lovely glass of darkness for me.
*sips his water carefully*
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 6:01, archived)
# I AM DRINKING AT WORK.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 6:14, archived)
# wooooo!
you don't see that sort of thing these days
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 6:08, archived)
# q&d for rapitinui :)
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:40, archived)
# Here i am busy posting tat....
There you are posting lovliness.

WOO
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:41, archived)
# TOGETHER, WE CAN TURN THIS FUCKING WORLD TO RUST
 
I must see that again..

woo, and yay!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:44, archived)
# oh, nice.
*wishes and hopes for some new dvds soon*
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:45, archived)
# I HAVE A DRILLPENIS.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:03, archived)
# Swine have curly ones too
Apparently.

*thinks it might be urban myth tho
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:08, archived)
# tis true
i have a hazy memory of seeing one on a farm once when i was a kid.

really!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:20, archived)
# TO THIS DAY I CAN'T LOOK AT BACON WITHOUT WINCING
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:21, archived)
# CHILDHOOD PIG SEX TRAUMA DOES THAT
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:34, archived)
# WEE! WEE! WEE! WEE!
ALL THE WAY HOME.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:59, archived)
# Mandrill?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:30, archived)
# HA, LOSER.
MINE'S A DREMEL.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:50, archived)
# LOL, nice filters*
I made myself a fried chicken curry thing and I'm pissing in my pants with infant like whole and encompassing joy.

*woo
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:32, archived)
# fried curry?!
ook.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:46, archived)
# is also sorry
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:34, archived)
# Does that iron weight say "buttfag" on it?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:37, archived)
# Your mind wants it to say that
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:37, archived)
# hello i am a buttfag.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:38, archived)
# Cursor hovers over "butt"
*wants to right click


*noooooo
Knows it will be I love horses

*Clicks

WOW....not I love horses
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:40, archived)
# that's because i love butts.
butts.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:41, archived)
# I love b.uu..u.tt....ssss...I love b u...tt....sssss
Nope ...doesnt work quite as well
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:43, archived)
# "I LOVE BUTTSECKS, BEST OF ALL THE IN AND OUT"
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:44, archived)
# I SEE A NEW AD CAMPAIGN.
YOU CAN'T HAVE 'BUTTER' WITHOUT A WHOLE LOT OF BUTT.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:46, archived)
# I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BIGGER!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:48, archived)
# SOFT AND READY TO SPREAD.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:50, archived)
# Got a samidge shop next door to where i work...
Went in and ordered a bacon samidge with butter and tamato sauce, the woman behind the counter then informed me that i wasnt allowed to order using the the descriptions "Butter" and "Tomato sauce" I asked why and she informed
me that just incase the butter wasnt butter and the tomato sauce wasnt made from tomato's it covered them against being sued. I had to use the words "spread" and "red sauce" instead.
How fucked up is that?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:52, archived)
# shirley, you jest?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:53, archived)
# Nope...truth
*and dont call me shirley blog
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:54, archived)
# she sounds like a 'high-functioning' mental person.
one of those that get hired to make them/the community feel good and as a tax break to the owners. 'sandwich mong' is crass and rude, but there you have it.

siblings shouldn't breed.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:56, archived)
# High levels of inbreeding where i live
*twitchs
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:58, archived)
# GIVE ME TOMATO OR GIVE ME DEATH
 
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:06, archived)
# VENDETTASAUCE.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:07, archived)
#
Red sauce = tomato
Brown sauce = ?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:10, archived)
# POTATO
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:17, archived)
# HAMBURGERS
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:26, archived)
# SPREAD!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:30, archived)
# Surely you can order whatever you want
and it's her responsibility to tell you if her product does not meet your specifications?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 7:32, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:00, archived)
# I have just leaked HAHHAHHHAHHAHHHAA
FUcking ace

*writes down in "things to do before i die" book
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:04, archived)
# haha!
saw that earlier and 'liked' it.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:58, archived)
# compo it as 'lard'.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:38, archived)
# LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD! LARD!
LARD!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:51, archived)
# LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRD
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:56, archived)
# FREE RAG-ON-A-STICK WITH THIS ISSUE TO PROMOTE HYGIENE!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:57, archived)
# It ACE
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:59, archived)
# off to cook some dinner that isdn't lardy.
back in a while all sleek and svelte-like.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:01, archived)
# *boggles
There is food that isnt lardy?

IMPOSSIBLE
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:02, archived)
# *eats ice, seaweed and aroma sandwich*
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 6:13, archived)
# You must float on clouds of aroma
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 6:19, archived)
# SOME CALL ME HOVERBUTT.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 6:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry...


...not really a band though.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:12, archived)
# not really music either.
*prepares for attacks*
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:15, archived)
# *attacks*
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:16, archived)
# *joins*
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:17, archived)
# *defends*

(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:20, archived)
# you get a pass for being a nomeansno fan.
they are gods among tedious musicians, so i'll give you a pass on that drunken muppet up there.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:26, archived)
# You say drunken muppet like it's a bad thing...
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:30, archived)
# that was my way of being nice to him.
i've had to endure too many people trying to tell me tom waits is a genius.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:36, archived)
# bah.
face it, he's a third-rate busker who was deemed cool by a bunch of tonedeaf snob wannabes.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:21, archived)
# OH YEAH, THAT IS WHY I GET TOM WAITS CONFUSED WITH JEFF BUCKLEY.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:22, archived)
# JOHN LENNON IS THEIR FINAL FORM
I think.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:24, archived)
# MARK DAVID CHAPMAN
I CHOOSE YOU!!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:25, archived)
# WAYNE COYNE, USE YOUR THEREMIN ATTACK!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:27, archived)
# WHiiiiii HHOooooOOOOoooo
WOoooEEEeeeoooooooeeeeOOOOOOOO
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:28, archived)
# have you heard of linda and gerald polley?
they think john lennon has renounced his evil hippie ways and is writing songs for them from beyond the grave. i think all their youtube videos are gone now, but they were a hoot.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:35, archived)
# Hahaha
as soon as I saw the size of the font and the red links the alarm bells started ringing :)
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:44, archived)
# it's a more revealing sign of 'crazed christian' than any gore-speckled crucifix.
if i were new to the planet, i think i'd confuse their jesus with godzilla from the way they describe him.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:46, archived)
# LIKE THAT BIG BLOB OF ORGANIC MESS AT THE END OF AKIRA
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:25, archived)
# PROTIP: TRY WIPING THE SCREEN

Edited for PROTIP inclusion
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:28, archived)
# TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:30, archived)
# AAAAA KKKKIIIIIII RRRRAAAAAAAAA

My lasting impression of Akira is that the dialogue consists of someone shouting "TETSUO!!!" or "AKIRA!", then someone else saying "HUNH?" and looking astonished
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:34, archived)
# The should have written that on the back cover.
"My lasting impression of Akira is that the dialogue consists of someone shouting "TETSUO!!!" or "AKIRA!", then someone else saying "HUNH?" and looking astonished - 5/5 stars."
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:36, archived)
# i have an akira 'action figure' (plastic dolly).
some stupid store was closing down a few years ago and i got it for a quarter or something.

i liked the film though.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:43, archived)
# HUNH?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:44, archived)
# I SAID:
i have an akira 'action figure' (plastic dolly).

some stupid store was closing down a few years ago and i got it for a quarter or something.

i liked the film though.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:48, archived)
# *looks astonished*
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:54, archived)
# OKAY MAYBE I PAID A DOLLAR I CAN'T REMEMBER DETAILS.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:59, archived)
# fuck that anime shit.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:05, archived)
# I loved that movie.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:09, archived)
# THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH MOVIES
QUITE LIKE THIS ONE.

I ASKED THE GUYS AT MY VIDEO STORE.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:16, archived)
# they have cheese in their shoes.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:41, archived)
# well duh.
i like anime shit sometimes too, but few films are up to the ttim standard.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:44, archived)
# ...
A couple of posts ago I'm introduced to postbear via Rapitinui's shared love of NoMeansNo and the Hanson Brothers and but half an hour later I'm forced to read an unprovoked attack on the great Mr Tom Waits.

It's political correctness gone mad I tells yer!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:27, archived)
# oh, i'm mostly pulling your leg.
i actually like some of his stuff, but it's my firm belief that he's one of the most over-rated musicians of our time.

don't... don't... don't believe the hype.

edit: oh, and by coincidence my current sig. is a slight reworking of a line from 'revenge'.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:39, archived)
# it's almost as if
enjoyment of music was some kind of subjective thing that may be different for all people.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:32, archived)
# that's just crazy talk.
gibberish like that leads to independent thought, sex outside of the marital bed and atheism.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:37, archived)
# IF WE ARE NOT CAREFUL
PEOPLE MAY USE APPLE COMPUTERS AND EMBRACE THEIR IDEALS OF GODLES ATHEISM.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:45, archived)
# IT IS FAR TOO LATE TO WARN THEM NOW, BWAHAHAHA.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:50, archived)
# there's a church here in town that had "GOD SEES ALL" on their sign out front.
i was tempted (by a serpent, probably) to make great big googly eyes and glue them on the sign, but the witchfinder general perched on the roof scared me off.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:51, archived)
# There's a church near here
that has a billboard outside with a picture of a baby on it, and underneath it says "abortion stops a beating heart". It's been there for years.
I drove past there the other day, and they've put a new sign up alongside the old one. So now, right next to "abortion stops a beating heart, it says, "This Church supports our troops!".
The new sign is not illustrated though. I was thinking of offering... maybe add a picture of some dead Iraqi children, something like that.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:57, archived)
# be careful.
they'd probably try and kill you for not being a patriot.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:59, archived)
# "A well aimed rifle shot
also stops a beating heart"
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:00, archived)
# Our local church used to have "Time flies, eternity remains", until it got burned down.
Firstly it got vandalised to say "blow flies + human remains", then someone changed the first bit to say "church dies".

I'm not sure what "church dies, human remains" is supposed to mean, but it fits well with the blackened ruins.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:07, archived)
# hahaha!
burn the churches! eat human flesh!

(if anyone here is able to name the band who sang that line, i'll be impressed)
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:13, archived)
# The church of euthanasia?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:19, archived)
# so close.
'no fun' is the answer.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:27, archived)
# I read some of that
then followed some of the links, and then some links from those linked sites... and I still have no idea if any of it's for real or not.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:53, archived)
# As a big fan of the word "zounds", I am somewhat disappointed by this
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:56, archived)
# GADZOOKS!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:58, archived)
# ZIP ZOP ZOOBIDDY BOP.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:06, archived)
#
 

 
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:21, archived)
# ZOUNDS!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:23, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:27, archived)
# It is tough call to make
It reads like an Onion article, but equally I am sure people like that exist.

All I can do in response is make sure I never travel too far from either coast when I am in the US.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:59, archived)
# you snob!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:12, archived)
# So?
You say that like it was a bad thing.
/tonedeaf snob (never wanted to be anything) blog
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:37, archived)
# SHUT UP OK I LIKE THIRDATE BUSKERS!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:41, archived)
# Third date? What a cock tease!
[/;-D
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:44, archived)
# i just typed that because 'eighth' is tough to spell.
:)
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:53, archived)
# GRUMPY GRUMPY MCGRUMPISON
Actually I don't think he's amazing either. Beefheart light.
He has some good songs though.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:12, archived)
# I LIKED HIS DISCO YEARS.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:28, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:16, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:21, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:23, archived)
# WHY DO I GET TOM WAITS CONFUSED WITH JEFF BUCKLEY?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:21, archived)
# BECAUSE NEITHER OF THEM CAN SWIM?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:27, archived)
# PROTIP:
DON'T WEAR HEAVY BOOTS.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:29, archived)
# hahaha
PROTIP hahahahahaha
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:29, archived)
# This explains the inflatable armbands
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:29, archived)
# THAT'S HE-MAN WORKOUT MUSCLE!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:55, archived)
# BECAUSE JEFF BUCKLEY
HAD 10% RON PERLMAN DNA
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:37, archived)
# The guy that does the videogame voices?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:59, archived)
# 'waits for it to animate'
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:38, archived)
# No, it's just still and rubbish...
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm just glad there's finally a compo...
...where I can indulge both my love of odd bands and my, quite frankly, rudimentary Photoshop skills.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:44, archived)
# hurray for goodmusic.
you are an alice donut fan too, i hope?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:54, archived)
# Of course...
I think anyone who likes both NoMeansNo and Dead Kennedys will automatically like Alice Donut.

Goes without saying really.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:00, archived)
# well, there are crazies out there.
i don't expect much of people in general.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:03, archived)
# woo..
...for anything alternative tentacles... :D
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] must have been done
bit crap on my part

(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 9:07, archived)
# I don't think they are that obscure
Holiday in Cambodia is a great song!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 10:45, archived)
[challenge entry] no explanation needed...
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:02, archived)
# quite. woo!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:02, archived)
# starting slow after my 5 month break for flood disaster...
so quick and obvious all the way for now. Good to be back though.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:05, archived)
# oh dear, that sounds a bit ordeal-like.
Hope everything's on track now.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:07, archived)
# still more derailed than on track
...but i'm alive...which has it's moments :)
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:08, archived)
# what got flooded?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:09, archived)
# everything up to chest high...kinda lost everything.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:16, archived)
# that sucks.
if i lived near you i'd give you some stuff.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:19, archived)
# cheers dude
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:41, archived)
# Moderate woo, definitely.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:03, archived)
# NYUCK NYUCK NYUCK
 
fucking A!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:05, archived)
# hey, it's you.
what is up?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:13, archived)
# ME!
 
ALL WORK AND NO SLEEP MAKE RAPITINUI SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:03, archived)
# AND HERE ARE SOME FUNNY CATPICTURES THAT I LIKE
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:13, archived)
# holy crap!
i just read her profile on flickr - she's in a few hundred groups there. that's insane.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:21, archived)
# THIS IS FREDDIE. HE LOOKS FUN
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:30, archived)
# POSSESSED BY SATAN AND GRINS!
*sigh* i really have to spend a day uploading pics and working on my flickr account. i have ignored it for too long.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:37, archived)
# needs more raw power.
but i like it.

i have an acquaintance who went to see the reformed stooges last year and was bragging about it (he's a knob). when i told him it wasn't the real stooges he got all high and mighty and said "just one guy wasn't there and mike watt was filling in!" i'm a mike watt fan but he's not a stooge, and seeing a band thirty years after they put out their albums is a bit silly if you want to make some big status claim about it.

he's the same guy who bought an old stereolab t-shirt on ebay and bragged about being a fan since day one.

i am caffeinated.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:08, archived)
# WHAT FRESH PERVERSION IS THIS?
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh4ZrSPN0fw

PEOPLE FILM THEIR CATS PEEING NOW?!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:14, archived)
# for everything there is a season. turn, turn, turn.
i think glamstar is a thirteen year old girl, like DD.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:18, archived)
# How strange.
Here's Twiggy and the Stooges.

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:33, archived)
# i think you win. haha
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:38, archived)
# :)
We all win with IGGY!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:47, archived)
[challenge entry] depends how you reed it
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:50, archived)
# ahhhahhahah
 
DONCHA KNOW YOU'LL STAIN THE CARPET?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:51, archived)
# And little rhythmic drops of red pulsed out into the noon day sun
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:56, archived)
# I'M SEARCHING FOR MY MAINER
I SAID, I COULDN'T HIT IT SIDEWAYS
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:06, archived)
# WHIP IT ON ME JIM
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:14, archived)
# OH SHE HASN'T GOT THE TIME-TIME.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:22, archived)
# i like the track that is a people saying something different into each ear.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:26, archived)
# Bindun
but not nearly so well!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:52, archived)
# THATS GOOD
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:55, archived)
# Thanks
First post here for a very long time. Feel like a bit of a stranger these days.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:12, archived)
# has anyone done the beatles for this compo yet?
/sarcasm.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:13, archived)
# Kmk
Does anybody like kottonmouth kings or any rapper or band under suburban noize records?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:48, archived)
# I LIKE MUSIC
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:50, archived)
# I don't know if this answers the question or not.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:51, archived)
# HAHA I AM SINGING A MAD SONG
IT'S ABOUT LETTUCE AND VOSENE SHAMPOO
"LOOK HERE COMES A FACILE KNEE SPRAY
FOAMY RITTLES! FOAM RITTLES!"
DO NOT FUCKING JOIN IN MY SONG OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FUCKING UNFRIEND YOU I AM TOTALLY SERIOUS
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:23, archived)
# I WOULD LIKE SOME RANCH DRESSING.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:24, archived)
# OMFG
I SWEAR TO GOD I FUCKING MEAN IT
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:41, archived)
# Ummm....
You, I guess.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:51, archived)
# If you were planning to spring those on us as top-quality photoshops
you've slightly spoiled the game.
Still worth a shot though.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:52, archived)
# This
Do it anyway Nugz! I'm sure they'll be smashing!

Also;
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:54, archived)
# DUDE, STARTING A NEW THREAD WITHOUT A PICTURE IS LIKE
SERIOUS NOT COOL
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:55, archived)
# Been waiting for a chance to use the new fail
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:55, archived)
# Crikey
this raises the bar a tad

do we say 'high cockalorum' if we like these, or is it safe to woo it?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:03, archived)
# What does
"spaded for life" mean?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:00, archived)
# I've bought a really, really good quality trowel.
Does that count?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:02, archived)
# That depends on your age, gender
and country of residence - as these are crucial factors in calculating your remaining life expectancy, and thus ascertaining whether your trowel will last "for life".
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:05, archived)
# LOL INTERNET SAY HI
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:02, archived)
# Hello internets!
Are you upto any Serious Business today?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:06, archived)
# of course
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:07, archived)
# ORly?

(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:08, archived)
# SERIOUS. FUCKING. BUSINESS.
 

 
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:08, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:10, archived)
# YES.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:15, archived)
# this pleases me greatly
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:10, archived)
# question
of the week?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:07, archived)
# that isn't music.
grow up.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:11, archived)
# THIS IS A GOODPOST
OH NO WATE IT IS A BADPOST
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:18, archived)
# *seconds the motion*

(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:24, archived)
# AND WHEN THE INTERNET STARTS ITS OWN LOVE OF THE POOR AND SICK ANDTHE DEADLY THE MENTALLY ILL THE PHYSICLY CRIPPLED.
I AM IN LOVE WITH THE WORLD OF OFFERINGS TO DEATH FOR MY LIGHTS ON THE CARS THAT DRIVE A HARD BARGIN OF SEX TO THE DARK LOVERS OF ROMANCE I GUESS BUT MAYBE I DON'T.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:40, archived)
# emo
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:40, archived)
# OMG.
i actually didn't read what i wrote until like three minutes after i wrote it.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:44, archived)
# You were channeling?
Does my mother forgive me?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:48, archived)
# This is
Serious Business.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:41, archived)
# But it's only $19.95
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:42, archived)
# Not quite as catchy as the Cheeky Girls,
but it's still got a good chance of being the Christmas #1.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:42, archived)
# is it 5ive?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:42, archived)
# i still don't get this
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:43, archived)
# Jive
You best get hip before you dry long so.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:49, archived)
# PENETRATION:
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:48, archived)
# FUCK ME HARD
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:50, archived)
# GOODBYE HORSES
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:51, archived)
# I'D FUCK ME.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:55, archived)
# Is the video proof?
Because I'm not clicking if it's not.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:56, archived)
# NONG NONG NONGA NONGA NONG NONG.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:02, archived)
# Haha
I just got where that's from
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:58, archived)
# I'D FUCK ME HARD.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:06, archived)
# TEXTBLOG.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:34, archived)
# He he
I get it

It's Alien Sex Fiend right?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:35, archived)
# it's anal cunt
obviously
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:36, archived)
# Are you sure it's not
Choking Yaweh?
(my high school death metal band - yes, we really were as good as our name implies!)
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:37, archived)
# i can, uh, only imagine...
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:38, archived)
# That's probably for the best
It's a chapter in history best left closed.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:38, archived)
# like, duh
southern death cult ....
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:39, archived)
# I thought of that
but then I became convinced it was Skeletal Family.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:46, archived)
# BIG CAT, LITTLE CAT
 
I used to know friends who had several of their albums.. and quite the indoor plantation.

good times.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:37, archived)
# Big Cook, Little Cook?

(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:37, archived)
# ; D
coock

/obvious response
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:38, archived)
# friends indeed
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:41, archived)
# that was back when people still played hacky-sack.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:52, archived)
# *sighs wistfully*
good times.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:03, archived)
# Cardboard box.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:49, archived)
# gah, i haven't thought about them in years. time to dig out some old cassettes.
hello, antperson. how are you?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:22, archived)
# likewise
haven't heard them since, oh, 92... to iTunes!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:43, archived)
# mostly absent this week
mostly well if uninspired. et toi?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:47, archived)
# uninspired as well.
working two jobs for the past couple of days so worn out and cranky.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:54, archived)
# buttsex and toats, need do you
lots of toats. hold the mystery butter.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:09, archived)
# no buttsex, thanks.
seen too much of that recently (was filming a porno).
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 5:45, archived)
# i expect a report
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 6:07, archived)
# not much to say.
three oral scenes, three anal, one group. all local non-stars, most of them dullards. a quick cash payout for me, that's it.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 6:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Wooo look at him go!!


(SPOILER: it's Aerosmith if you still havnt got it!!)
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:33, archived)
# I'm stunned
just plain stunned.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:34, archived)
# scarlet, this is muu, your cover is blown, repeat, your cover is blown
edit: woo!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:35, archived)
# ...
Argh nooo now everyone will know im Boris Johnson!!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:37, archived)
# hah nice :)
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:36, archived)
# cor!
that is flippin' WOO
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:38, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
 

 
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:38, archived)
# hahah this terribly tempts me to shop will smith now
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:39, archived)
# Feck the compo!
This is textbook FP and no mistake.
Will Smith is shitting afterburner, FFS!!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:39, archived)
# grrreat!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:44, archived)
# oreojet?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:05, archived)
[challenge entry] ridicule is nothing to be scared of...

and yes i know its shit
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:29, archived)
# ...
lol nice!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:33, archived)
# Don't you ever...
Put yourself down like that.
Woo!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:37, archived)
# Nicely done :)
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 4:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Sans seam
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:11, archived)
# Arf! I didn't have to filename this one!
Here see if you can get this without filenaming

only pearoasted it cos the board was moving soooo fast yesterday and it's the only half decent one I've made
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:25, archived)
# Arf to you too
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 8:29, archived)
[challenge entry] The Pigeon Detective(s)
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:07, archived)
# Doves?

(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:08, archived)
# Pigeon
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:10, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:08, archived)
# reminds me of
mr baskerville from pigeon street
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:14, archived)
# *blinks*
*googles*
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:14, archived)
# doesn't really look like him
just the pigeon & the holmesness gives that feeling
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:17, archived)
# We are kindred spirits.

(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:30, archived)
# M'eh!
Stop it with your cool, hip bands and throw a bone to us
Radio 2 listeners.!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:23, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:30, archived)
# But TOTP was my lifeline into the nation's youth
Without Mike Reid, I am nothing.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:34, archived)
# Have a pea
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:30, archived)
# more your sort of thing?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:50, archived)
# Rotten to the very core.
To the VERY CORE!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Ooooh.... It's what you do to me....


The Plain White T's live in concert.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:35, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:37, archived)
# Oh come on.
The plain white t's.
I know Top of the Pops isn't on anymore but you really should make the effort.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:38, archived)
# here ya go ya saddo
print out a life-size Miquita

although you probably already have
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:41, archived)
# Wow, thanks!
I know where that finger is going
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:43, archived)
# e-mail them and see if they have any advice on.. weatherproofing
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:44, archived)
# haha. i love how it's all in a4 sheets to stick together
right, i was off to bed in a minute anyway.
excellent timing. just wait for that printer to finish...
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:44, archived)
# That
is crap.
Sorry, but it is.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:38, archived)
# YAY!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:38, archived)
# I always thought the compo
was meant to consist of *unexpected* visual interpretations of band names. But others don't seem to see it that way.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:41, archived)
# So far it's mostly literal representations lacking in humour.
 
INCLUDING MY ENTRY, HA HA HA
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Some album art for ya


Click for bigger (90KB)
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:34, archived)
# okay that made me smile.
 
woo!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:35, archived)
# *titters*
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:36, archived)
# top details
(i assume the other ones are correct. i can only remember what heather looked like)
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:39, archived)
# A thoughtful one...
but sadly, oh so shitly executed
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:23, archived)
# Bindun
by me. Mine was equally shitily executed. All good fun.
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Nobody knows the band...


...but they is my favouritest band ever and they are a bit good.

First post as well.

Hello!
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:17, archived)
# NOMEANSNO
 
helloooo!

ashally several of us are fans. yes.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:18, archived)
# I'm not alone then.
Happy now
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:21, archived)
# I can thank the eminent mister postbear for alerting me to the Hanson Brothers, too.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:21, archived)
# I've got a thousand dollars and a stolen Saab...
...all I need is a steady job...
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:23, archived)
# surely there's room only for one set of brothers called hanson in music?
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:24, archived)
# Yes...
...and they are the ones that sing about masturbation and peas...

(and Joey Ramone)
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:25, archived)
# Best post EVER
I WANT TO COME ROUND YOUR HOUSE AND MUNCH YOUR TEA BAGS THEN LEAVE THEM SOGGY AND GROSS UNDER YOUR SEATEE
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:19, archived)
[challenge entry] hello. sorry i'm going to threadjack your first post
because mine isn't worth one of its own
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:22, archived)
# Nooo...
that is rather good :D
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:35, archived)
# i like the little ghost
haunting his shoulder
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:37, archived)
# i think he must be possessed
but in his shoulder
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:41, archived)
# I like this
I really do :)
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:31, archived)
# Never heard of them

(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:39, archived)
# I've heard that one can look things up on the internet and find out more about them if one is curious
it's not all kittens and porn.

apparently.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:44, archived)
# I heard this rumour too
I fiercely oppose it though.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:09, archived)
# Great band...
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 1:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Another of my favourite bands (but not worth own thread)...
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:32, archived)
# hahahah!
Very good.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 2:39, archived)
# hello!
agreed on the wonderfulness of nomeansno. they are perfect.
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 3:25, archived)
# live and cuddly...
...24 inches of lo-fi live production values... yum!!!! :D
(, Fri 14 Dec 2007, 16:29, archived)

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