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# Good point.

Bidi?
Biggie?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 16:08, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 16:12, archived)
# but
it isnt a bloody pipe!it isn't!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 16:50, archived)
# ....and you may also have this.


Click for bigger (279KB)

if you want it that is.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I like this
and have signified thus by depressing the requisite button!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 16:04, archived)
#
Needs more sperm
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Noice!
*Click*
*Steal*
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Mmmm... gorjowss.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 16:20, archived)
# nice
are they kpt filters?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Little chaps gonna have one heck of hangover in the morning...
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# aaaaw
I hope he;s over 18!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Hahah!
Awww :3
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# :3
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
# serves him right
WALKIES!!!!!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Guaranteed to get a dog from REM sleep
to VTOL mania in 1 nanosecond.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# If by Walkies you mean the Walkabout pub chain
That's what got him like that in the first place!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# FLUFFEH POLAH KITTEH.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Dog? Polar bear? Earless vole?
Well, he looks about done...
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:35, archived)
# haha!
vinegar strokes
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Cute
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Silly puppy
Vodka is not milkies.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:44, archived)
# White Russian?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Hmm could be
Could be
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I like the thought of polar bears drinking milk cocktails :D
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:51, archived)
# puppies like milk?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Kitti?
At this early hour?

Hello miss.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Hahah
yepp. 'Tis only 11 am here. :]

How're you?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Hahah
poor thing
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# dig for victory
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Hahaha
I've got a lot of time for Ian Mckellen.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# i thot
ian mckellan was gandalf
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 16:53, archived)
# He he
this is good.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# A tiny Jadeviper
 

 
Jadeviper
 
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# *stomps foot* I want a minime!!!
Woo as usual
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Not Shopped*
Took a little liberty in adding the table...

3D box
Bigger no background
You can actually Order it
(Note: I get no kind of kickback from this so this is *NOT* a commercial posting)

3D box
Bigger no background
You can actually Order it

*OK some trivial shoppage
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:12, archived)
# top smugness
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Ace.
I'm tempted to buy one.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Mucho smugness..
And I like the idea of being able to get little lego nazis in the Indiana Jones kits..
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Interesting
Unfortunately, the lego factory brick selection is fairly limited. No Nazis there (otherwise someone would be building little lego Nazi armies I'm sure)
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Those nazi swines!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 16:02, archived)
# The BBC find the best images
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Seamless :)
Woo!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Gaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.
I hate him. Kill him with fire, AIDS and tanks.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:17, archived)
# And velcro!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Lacist.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:28, archived)
# get knotted!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Wibble.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:08, archived)
# heh
good'un
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:08, archived)
# o ____, o
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)
# THE EYE IS WITHIN THE MOUTH CURVE
GET IT RIGHT YOU ASCII USING DICK.

I mean... Hellote =]
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# I CAN'T FUCKING PUT CIRCLES ABOVE UNDERSCORES CAN I >:(
HELLOTE.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# You can fucking well try.
SEARCH THE ASCII ARCHIVES.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)
# heheh
nice
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Wibble?
Needs more pants on it's head and a pencil up each nostril.
I like it though. How long untill the completion of Balloon Kitties Vol. 2?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Quite a while methinks.
I'll be posting a batch at a time probably, or maybe just the end result.

So far I've done about 10..

I'm considering doing a b3tan version series too =]
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:12, archived)
# OOH
DIBS ON FIRST ONE!!!

*bums*
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Too late, already done the first one =]
Volatile Serenity requested one as he's "such a fan".

But I realised it might be difficult.. I'll either have to do some kind of pun on the username, something to do with their artistic style, or include a personal characteristic that's not going to be confused with anyone else.

I mean, I can't end up with just a series of ones with the same colour and length hair, because that would be shit and you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between them =[
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I see.
I'd go for username if I was you, but seeing as I'm not going to be first
anymore I've not interest in them so do what ever the fuck you want.


:)
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Well, Volatile Serenity's one incorporated his big pink scarf thing
As it's the photo in his profile and pretty individual =P

(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Yeah and I'm not too sure how you'd incorporate
Volatile Serenity into a cat. It's a condrum for sure. Perhaps just do
it differntly depending on the circumstances. I reckon KittyVomit would be easiest.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Technically, I did myself first, as I included it in volume 1...
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Want!!!!!
Do my username... go on, go on... Pweeeeeease?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:22, archived)
# *puts you on the list* =]
Although, it will probably just look like a bat-kitty, as I don't know how to incorporate the flying motion without animating it, and then I wouldn't be able to make it into a big picture =[
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Yay!
Don' mind bout flying. But can it have my glasses? I never go anywhere without them, because I'm (ironically) blind as a bat otherwise...
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Yay!
So cute!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Yay! Noice! :D
Inspired by the sick filth down there, I made a squids:
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:34, archived)
# AWESOME =]
You have all of the skills =D

Also, I STILL haven't managed to get to Morrisons and try that bagpuss cheese =[

*sob*
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Aw, you is very kind, but I'm not nearly on a par to your wicked skillz
You make them look proper professional!

AS for Bagpuss Cheese, I should imagine as it was a temp promotional item (40 year anniversary or some such) it is long gone by now, I fear.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Squidz!
Huzzah! There's a great LOLcat with a squidz... But I can't find a link :(
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Awwww
Hahah i like him. :]


Also, g'morning
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:43, archived)
# thats cute!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:50, archived)
# i have to ask
is it odd i find this totally amusing?i cant even explain why.
done with that daily-mail-iser that was in a newsletter a while back.



Click for bigger (92KB)
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:59, archived)
# LACIST!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:02, archived)
# whimpers
is that someone who abuses milk?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:03, archived)
# It's someone who sticks to velcro shoes
and despises any other form of footwear fastening.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# i has bin lacist
mummy does laces cos i hasnt
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Hehehe
Yeah, that's funny.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# Sober up, you metal cunt.

This seemed like a better thing to do than work, but I could be wrong.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Keep quiet and you won't get hurt!
Well, he was a bit annoying at times...
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:54, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Shirley, Mustapha, etc...
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# if
only D:
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 16:22, archived)
# found an old collage.


5 years old and done in paint^^
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Noice
Reminds me of Have I Got News for You, for some reason.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)
# That's pretty cool :)
Especially for paint!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:50, archived)
[challenge entry] pylophone
getting desperate

(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# He looks a happy chappy!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# I dun a pwetty pylon
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:04, archived)
# timeforcock

Bigness made by cleek.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# That drawing
of a safe is a cracker.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Noice!



(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Saying nice like that always makes me think
of The Beastie Boys, specifically 3 MCs and 1 DJ. Oh cock, I've got that in my head now.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# *Listens to*
Just to be sure.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# It then goes, I think,
"...cruising like a fan boat on the glades, he'll tweak your ass across the cross-fade..."
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Noice rhymes with choice.
I don't know many of the lyrics...
They talk too fast!!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# "My name is Mike D and I'm the lady's CHOICE"
I love the Beastie Boys, I've got 9 albums.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:47, archived)
# So do I...
sort of...kinda.... but not on c.d, just on files....SHHH!!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Me too...
shhhh.

I did buy Hello Nasty and their new instrumental album which was awful.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# So watch your back when he takes the stage
Or he'll send you off on a naked rampage.
etc
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# YES!
*puts on faded levis and VW emblems on chains*
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
# 3 MCs and 1 DJ
If you wanna drink beer Duff's the only way.
I said the only way.
BREAKDOWN! Sch sch sch sch-sch.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# safe !
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Shirley
we should be able to get a Pylon adventure out of this chappy?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:53, archived)
# But it's lully out ther today!
I know, I know. I started a sentance with a conjunction. The shame!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# There's a vampire behind the tree.
peeking through a knot.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Well you'll be fine
It's broad daylight. go up to him and kick him on the nadgers!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:55, archived)
# *click*
:D
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
PILE ON!!!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:25, archived)
# RIS?
Incidentally, does everyone else read that as "are eye ess" or as the word ris? I read it as seperate letters...
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:32, archived)
# pylon!
childhood yell also often referred to as pile-on

if someone fell in the playground or was relaxing and the shout "PILE-ON" was heard, everyone jumped on them
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Ahh, yes!
We had that with "BUNNNNDLE!"
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# nope I'm a ris reader myself.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I shall change my reading ways accordingly
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# pylon...pile on
(yes, I know it's a terrible joke)
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Ha, it's good if you get it!
The way I was looking at it was just a mental Japanese thing where they seemed to be celebrating pylons before being suddenly attacked by them. Which still made me laugh.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# hmm
pylons are the new godzilla/mechazilla etc.?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# QUICK, WE MUST FLEE!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I read it as the word (to rhyme with piss).
I don't get it either.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Because
if you take the RIS out of MORRISONS you get MORONS.

Apparently.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Haha!
No I meant I don't get the picture post. Why apparently? It does.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:06, archived)
# ris
like viz
rather than riss
like piss
I should know I started it!!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:36, archived)
# And you've been dining out on it ever since!
:D
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Dining out!!
We've been married twice!
:P
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
# I read it "Rizz" too
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# It's the only way to read it!!!
R.I.S indeed!!!!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:48, archived)
# I smile whenever I see a morrisons truck
and if someone notices I end up trying to explain it to them.

Never try to explain b3ta to someone.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:49, archived)
# B3ta...That web site I go on.
S'all I tell 'em!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:51, archived)
[challenge entry] happy happeee christmas!


i am bad at teh giffing
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# That's lully :)
Edit it so they don't disappear at the end...

Edit: :D
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# this^
just loose that last frame. perhaps repeat a few of the flashes if you so desire.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Last frame cut out.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:29, archived)
# i did that too
just to have a look.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# oops cheers.
dalek 70's revival?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:35, archived)
# *raises the roof*
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:37, archived)
# exterminate!
fo shizzle ma nizzle,Davros!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# that's much better
woo to you.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:41, archived)
# let
joy be unconfined on this frabjous day,calloo callay ^^
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Meh...
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:07, archived)
# What a cunt!
Very nicely shopped though. WOO!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# thank you.
YOU ARE SCUM !
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I meant JK but what the hell,
KNOB JOCKEY!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:11, archived)
# hahaha, can't beat jk calling people scum at half 9 in the morning.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Oh I see, I thought you were calling me scum.
I tend to avoid him. I prefer Trisha.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# aww, noes i wouldn't be that mean. you're lovely.
trisha annoys me because you could sit on her show and say you've been raped everyday of your life since you were 3, battling smack addicition and whatever other horros you can think up and she will always have had it worse.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)
# That's what makes her so great!
She's been there, she's done all. She came up on the streets. Trisha knows.
I may be slightly biased because me and my mate were in her audience once
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# she's hardcore !
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# perfect!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:09, archived)
# Ha!
Have JEREMY KYLIE!!

(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Whoa!
WRONG! :s
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:20, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA
needs more boobies
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:21, archived)
# arf!
needs more windsor.
www.b3tards.com/u/976e0482d5f7b8a53847/out-of-ones-headsml.jpg

happily i have no idea who jeremy kyle is.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:24, archived)
# uurg ! that is vile ! urrrgg !
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:26, archived)
# EUURRGH!


(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# But this is not EURRGH... Smug bastard kitty....
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:30, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Would.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:57, archived)
# wuuurrghh!
i know i shouldnt find that attractive...but
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:45, archived)
# OW!
Bad bad bad.

*glees*

(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Too good!
Am I the only one who thinks this man does us a worthwhile service? It's not like I've watched a lot of him to be any kind of expert, but everytime I've seen it, he seems to say and do the right thing by his 'guests'.

He may be a cnut, but he's the only cnut telling chav cnuts not to be such cnuts, and he seems to get thru to a lot of them.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:17, archived)
# without programmes of that (fucking low) caliber
it means the good programmes are even better

(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:27, archived)
# ahahhaha i love that pic.
it's great.

if i could be arsed i would make a smug bastard archive.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Go on, do it!
For the love of god, just do it!

You'll be making the world a better place, and will receive kudos and applause from across the land. :)
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:39, archived)
# but where to host it...geoshities or gayangelfire ?
ooo choices.
it might be something to do tho.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I can host it for you
if you'd like.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 15:12, archived)
[challenge entry] papylon
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:03, archived)
# well,
i liked it.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:42, archived)
#
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)
# a whale in princess diana's BA crashed plane?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# It was the pope's fault
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# I once fell in love with a Princess
Burnt my balls on the exhaust though :(
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)
# Princess! Haha!
Not many will get that one!!!


but I do!

/old
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# old git.
:@ ]
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:00, archived)
# hahaha,
hello lovely !
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:43, archived)
# hello!


..oh
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:45, archived)
# HELLO OTHER LOVELY !
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)
# you so pretty, you light up my life
x
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)
# you got girlfren' vietnam?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:50, archived)
# nae, palmed her off.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:52, archived)
# that's a new one on me
were you reserving your fingers to manipulate her towel holder?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:55, archived)
# Welllll hellooooooo!
*strokes moustache*
How are you this fine 'noon?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)
# good..just seriously lacking in ideas for something to shop !!! arrrg !
and you ?
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:48, archived)
# Preparing to watch the rugby
1) Beer - check
2) Smoking comestibles - check
3) More beer - check
4) Snacks - check

After the Ireland/Italy match I shall go to the pub for the England/Sheepshaggers match.
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Nicely done
But bindin I'm afraid
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:47, archived)
# Why does that not surprise me
Just killing time until the rugger starts
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Arf!
Have a pea-roast from yesterday.

(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
# HAHAHA
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I thought
that was the chinese version of the show...
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Sexeh tiem!
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:41, archived)
# /Bond theme
Beware of the Pylons, He loves only Pylons!'

/Bond theme
(, Sat 2 Feb 2008, 13:46, archived)

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