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[challenge entry] *Chances arm*
Photobucket
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 3:11, archived)
# hmm
I can see its 2.0 but that's as far as I got.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 3:15, archived)
# from what I gather, "Web 2.0" is nothing more than simplified, shaded graphics, emporers new clothes and all that
or have I missed something important?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 3:24, archived)
# tag clouds
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 3:25, archived)
# I prefer metadata to the raw data in most cases
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 3:26, archived)
# AKA: MySQL Stress Test
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 3:30, archived)
#
Photobucket
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 3:37, archived)
# *groans*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 4:29, archived)
# people use it to also mean the fusion of two existing technologies,
or adding networking.
for example, sms+cheesestring = twitter
and facebook
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 3:26, archived)
# ohh, social networking stuff?
the problem with that kind of thing is there's just TOO MANY numpties out there you wouldn't even want to talk to online, let alone meet
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 3:45, archived)
# And yet here we are
having this conversation
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 4:06, archived)
# yeah but b3ta is far far far from the likes of facebook etc.
though I'm only guessing because I avoid facebook etc. like the plague
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 4:11, archived)
# It means that they write "beta" next to their logo instead of using underconstruction.gif
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 3:26, archived)
# INTERNET II.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 3:31, archived)
# INTERNETS II
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 3:34, archived)
# ...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 3:35, archived)
# best one.
this is from INTERNET IV.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 3:37, archived)
# I think it includes stuff like AJAX that turns the web from
simple static pages to pages that can be updated in part without refreshing the lot.

I too am skeptical as to whether it's really 2.0 or just the 'ongoing evolution of web tech'.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 3:30, archived)
# of course it's not really 2.0.
it's just shameless marketing by and to idiots.

AND DO NOT GET ME STARTED ON LIBRARY 2.0, OH FUCK
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 3:40, archived)
# What's library 2.0?
Are you a librarian?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 3:44, archived)
# worse.
kiwi.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 3:48, archived)
# Nothing wrong with being kiwi.
I've 1/64th royal Maori blood m'self.
Now show some f'n ruspict or U'll get me bros and come fill you en.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 4:49, archived)
# the word is "rangatira".
 
and you can't have a fraction of a person.. unless we're talking dissection
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 4:51, archived)
# HAVE YOU NOT BEEN PAYING ATTENTION THESE PAST FIVE YEARS
 
also having participated in designing staff training in web two point fucking oh (libraries are prone to bandwagonning just about any stupid trendy idea) I found the most satisfying commentary came from similarly cynical and disaffected bodies.
effinglibrarian.blogspot.com/search/label/library%202.0

I was however sadly unable to include the gloss "THIS IS A BLOG. IT IS FOR BLOG" in our course design

(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 4:03, archived)
# I LIKE FROGS!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 3:43, archived)
# thread deleter!
and RIS
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 3:18, archived)
# New BBC logo.
Hence chancing my arm.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 3:43, archived)
# Minimalist.
Is not cubism.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 3:25, archived)
# Chunderbunny in thought.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:47, archived)
# :)
What's happened to Andre?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Andre?
Where's Andre?

Red Lobster LULZ
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:49, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:50, archived)
# ^.^
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:51, archived)
# he better get them 2 fingers down quick
sneaky bastard signs result in quick nut kickings.

(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:53, archived)
# x]
He's thinking.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:55, archived)
# round these parts
thats rude.

and could result in a kicking.

thinking involves rolled up fist under chin.


come to think of it, so does the result of that :-)

(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:56, archived)
# Good morning!
This is woo.
I didn't really go to sleep half an hour ago.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:57, archived)
# HE IS CONSIDERING: THE EARTHQUAKE.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 3:00, archived)
# nooo. he's considering the lily!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 3:05, archived)
# lily = jizz homoquake.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 3:12, archived)
# SOMEONE GILDED IT.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 3:23, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 3:24, archived)
# HE DOES NOT HAVE BUNNY EARS
AND HE IS NOT VOMITING.

I FEEL I HAVE BEEN LIED TO ON MANY LEVELS.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 3:12, archived)
# I think this would be better
if the eyes were hypnotically spongilating.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 3:21, archived)
# Hehe
Thankee miss :)

*does a little happy dance*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 7:46, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:21, archived)
# say what you see
etc
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:23, archived)
# feagcge
looks like some part of a screwed up DNA code
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:28, archived)
# Or a type of pasta.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:30, archived)
# FEGG ACE!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:24, archived)
# An egg in the face?
I'm going to sleep now.
I wake up soon D:
g'night
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:34, archived)
# LIAR
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 3:06, archived)
# ALAN IS A COWBOY KILLER.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:45, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:13, archived)
# ahhaahhahahaaaa.
SOUP ONLY PLEASE.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:14, archived)
# SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPP!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:16, archived)
# .
truly brilliant, worth coming out of lurkdom for. Plus soup is in my name lolz!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:16, archived)
# I MISS THE DAYS WHEN THEY DID YOGHURT ENEMAS.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:17, archived)
# BUT I LIKE WANKING!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:21, archived)
# I guess they are like
anti-sex positions... like the 37
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Woah, I never knew that!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:24, archived)
# Darn. Looks like noone fell for my cunning trick.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:39, archived)
# it's no longer purple, but one does hover before following ANY b3ta link at work..
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:40, archived)
# What is this 'work' you speak of?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:42, archived)
# what I oughta be doing when I'm posting crap here.
 
I SEEM TO HAVE ZERO IMPULSE CONTROL THESE DAYS
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 3:00, archived)
# Their soup variety pack is great.
Eight soups, mixed together in a box. Yum.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Are you really awake ?
or have you written a php script to post late at night to maintain your late-night persona?
Also, have you written a perl script to reply to direct questions?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:20, archived)
# "/(yes|no)/"
$response = "Aargh, my shirt is made of sauce";
echo $response;
die("I'm far too sleepy now");
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:25, archived)
# SPIUS+}
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:20, archived)
# Soup. Soup.
A tasty soup. Soup.
A spicy carrot and corriander!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:26, archived)
# ^
THIS!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:48, archived)
# SOUPER TASTEE!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:28, archived)
# your images make the best desktop images
i particularly like anything that confuses the shit out of the people at work
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:29, archived)
[challenge entry] I was commissioned by BT to update
their corporate identity. I presented this to 20 of their most senior board members
They threw me out of a window, 30 stories up. LOL! Because of it

(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:07, archived)
# I reckon we should all email this guy and tell him that we liked him in 50 first dates.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:13, archived)
# I'm at work and I haven't seen that movie and myspace is blocked and I generally don't join in on the "let's all harrass this guy" things.
These are the things holding me back here.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:21, archived)
# that's the one where Adam Sandler runs Drew Barrymore over in a jeep and rapes her still-warm battered corpse.
 
fifty times.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:28, archived)
# I thought I was watching the news.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:41, archived)
# YOU ARE NO FUN.
GO DO SOME WORK OR SOMETHING MR I AM AT WORKY MAN!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:32, archived)
# I just twigged you were talking about Sean Astin's character.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 5:21, archived)
# Any ideas for an appropriate ringtone?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:09, archived)
# budadingdingdingding WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:11, archived)
# yes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_r3rv-GUFo
there's a wav or mp3 of it somewhee on teh interweb
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:17, archived)
# They don't even know what a dik dik is.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Was that from space moose?
WHERE THE FUCK DO I KNOW THAT STATEMENT FROM
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:19, archived)
# Ah, good man.
Yes, that's the awesome Spacemoose.

Edit:
www.lost.co.nz/main/library/spacemoose/archive.html
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:21, archived)
# I haven't read that since I was a teenager.
It's odd what sticks in my mind.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:24, archived)
# My all-time fave
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:32, archived)
# oh, my.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:34, archived)
# I think this one is mine.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:40, archived)
# haha
"Post a rapist's bail"
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:50, archived)
# sweeeeet.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:31, archived)
# I'm still using my 'I love Hitler Telecomm' handset.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:15, archived)
# this is fucking top of the internet!
anything further up? IMPOSSIBLE!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:18, archived)
# OH SHIT DID EVERYON FEEL THAT EARTHQUAKE?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:03, archived)
# no.
 
I TOLD ITTYBITTY A LITTLE OF THE SHITRAG SAGA LAST NIGHT AND SHE NEARLY WET HERSELF
I AM ALMOST AFRAID TO ASK WHETHER THERE HAVE BEEN.. DEVELOPMENTS
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:04, archived)
# I WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT SHITRAGS!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:06, archived)
# DID YOU HEAR THE TENT STORY?
My invetigations have been hampered by thunderstorms, but there will be more.

(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:07, archived)
# YOU ARE A BRAVE, BRAVE MAN.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:12, archived)
# so I found that thread from the weekend.
www.b3ta.com/board/8091858

CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER, THOUGHT ALICE.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 3:01, archived)
# INVETIGATE! INVETIGATE YOU WONDERFUL BASTARD!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:14, archived)
# THAT WAS NO EARTHQUAKE!
IT WAS THE A THREAD DELETION!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Well it definitely wasn't in Lincoln this time.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:07, archived)
# No.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:08, archived)
# yeah an excuse to post this
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:15, archived)
# hahaha i compulsively said that out loud in the marvin martian voice
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:29, archived)
# of course, you realise this means war
 

 
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:40, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:15, archived)
# YEAH.
IT WAS REALLY LAME.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:16, archived)
# NO WAI
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:17, archived)
# GRRRRR MEOW MEOWWW.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:03, archived)
# GIVE ME A GOOD SQUIRREL THAT COOKS AND DOES THE DISHES.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Wow!
Had to search for the word "Yiff". Now disturbed on so many levels.

Job well done!

(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:09, archived)
# all furs should be summarily executed, in my less than humble opinion.
 
drown 'em, gas 'em, shoot 'em, stab 'em, burn 'em, bury 'em, I don't care JUST FUCKING KILL THEM
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:13, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:18, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
it is not a coincidence that Paul Yiffy looks like an emaciated panda
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:22, archived)
# hahahah
i love modern advertising: random stock photo of eastern bloc supermodel
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 3:52, archived)
# I LIKE TO YIFF YIFF.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:13, archived)
#
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:17, archived)
# this is what happens if you forget to scroll down for
20 mins. HOOT!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Turn the light off before bed...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:58, archived)
# SIGN ME UP!!!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:05, archived)
# Morning, folks. Have this piece of hilarity.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:42, archived)
# smile! the war's over ...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:43, archived)
# The grumpy buggers.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:44, archived)
# I like the fact they weren't even smiling on their wedding day.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:45, archived)
# There was a war on!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:04, archived)
# Haha!
'Careless smiles cost lives!'
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:11, archived)
# Do you think they've moved since the first picture was taken
They could have just stayed like that their entire lives, with the background changing around them. Like that bit off of the Time Machine
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:44, archived)
# I bet you could animate them...
... like that guy with a photo for every day for six years or whatever.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:46, archived)
# When you say 'you' I hope you don't mean me personally
I point you to the shite below as to ascertain the level of my photoshopping :)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:48, archived)
# I didn't mean you, I meant 'one'.
Or someone. Whoever. Maybe. If they're free.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:50, archived)
# An olde story.

Arf and woo.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:54, archived)
# no
its arse rape
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:05, archived)
# the champagne you have thrown, stings my eyes!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 4:33, archived)
# Indeed.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 5:44, archived)
[challenge entry] That did not go as well as I had envisioned
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:40, archived)
# ahhhahhahah.
It is swill, to be sure.

WHY IS AUSTRALIAN BEER LIKE MAKING LOVE IN A CANOE
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:47, archived)
# I don't know...
Why is Australian beer like making love in a canoe?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:49, archived)
# 'cause it's fucking close to water!
 
/ancient joke
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:50, archived)
# *bludgeons to death with empty James Boag bottle*
*rapes bloodied corpse*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:52, archived)
# *enjoys, posthumously*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:53, archived)
# help yourself to a badge in the profile.
this will make you official member #2.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:55, archived)
# balls.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_WRFJwGsbY

that joke is told as an intro immediately BEFORE this clip starts.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:52, archived)
# it's simple
we keep the good stuff for ourselves, and send you stupid pommy bastards the rubbish stuff.

Although you haven't had bad aussie beer until you've had XXXX
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:53, archived)
# to be fair the mainstream New Zealand beers are pretty fucking unpleasant, too.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:54, archived)
# I have only ever had stienlager, which I thought to be not a bad drop actually
what are the other brands?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:57, archived)
# pretty much anything brewed by Lion is awful.
also typically quite weak, alcohol-wise.
They have the licenses for Speights (originally Dunedin) and Mac's (Nelson), which taste like crap compared to the South Island originals.
Likewise Dominion Breweries (DB) have their leader pisswater, DB Export, and the license for the Monteith's (Greymouth).
The various independent breweries typically offer a better flavour, but I still drink Mac's and Monteith's.
I AM NOT SAYING I ENJOY IT ALL THAT MUCH
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:11, archived)
# isnt a NZ brewery the owner of a fair few aussie brands now?
sorry about calling you a pommy bastard. when you actually seem to be a kiwi bastard!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Fosters is brewed in the UK
I read the can once
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:54, archived)
# is it?! hahahahaha no wonder its terrible
i havent actually had fosters, i havent seen it in an aussie pub.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:56, archived)
# or VB
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:54, archived)
# or tooheys new
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Oi!
I grew up on tooheys new and still drink it in pubs.
My choices for the home fridge are a little more refined though:)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:59, archived)
# you can't claim "refined tastes" if your tounge has been eaten away by new all these years
/carlton drinker
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:01, archived)
# hahahahahaaa!
a carlton drinker.
Say no more.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:04, archived)
# hey it's my wallet governs my taste in beer
i love my student discounts on jugs of CD, while everyone else pays $3 more for jugs of farted in bath water tooheys
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:12, archived)
# nasty stuff
as is that Carlton Midstrentgh crap that serve up at the G. No one could stomach enough to get drunk enough to cause any trouble after that.

*edit* mind you, the same goes for the Tui and Export Gold shit they serve at stadiums over here
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:01, archived)
# you're better to not drink anything (not even water) and sit in the sun
by the end of a days cricket, you'll be dehydrated and appear drunk. Better than you can ever get on midstrength. Although I like carlton draught off the tap.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:04, archived)
# blaaarrrrggghhh yes I forgot to mention Tui.
 
blaarrrrrrrggggghhhhh
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:32, archived)
# you're all over the place
everyone is getting wet
then some twat in a high-vis vest comes past you and tells you you're doing it wrong
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:50, archived)
# With apologies to Tom O'Bedlam...


G'night B3ta!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:40, archived)
# I was watching Frasier when the earthquake happened. Fact.
It was the episode where Niles and Frasier have been left out of an exclusive spa. Double fact.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Cya, and arf!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:44, archived)
# STYLISH!
/off to be now
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:48, archived)
# I'll have you know it takes years of practice to get this bad
 

 
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:18, archived)
# WHAT SEAMS TO BE THE PROBLEM HERE?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:23, archived)
# That kittens cut out far too well
and he's not using comic sans
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:24, archived)
# that's because comic sans is THE DEVIL
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:39, archived)
# So is using Fluff for ulterior motives.
*/talk invader*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:44, archived)
# JOOOOOIIIIIIINNNNN UUSSSSSSSSSS.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:49, archived)
# kitty!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:23, archived)
# five kitties and a gaping rectum.
 
to be precise.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:24, archived)
# fuck.
internet senses tingling

PIXELATED RECTUM: OFFENSIVE

ABORT ABORT
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:27, archived)
# I LOVE THE SMELL OF PIXELLATED ANUS IN THE MORNING!
IT SMELLS LIKE VICTORY
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:31, archived)
# and shit
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:34, archived)
# I can't say I've ever noticed a speck of faecal matter on the goatse man.
 
I'd say he'd been pretty well irrigated.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:38, archived)
# might explain the glisteningness of the hands ....
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:42, archived)
# he don't use butter.
he don't use cheese.
he don't use jelly.
or any of these.
HE USES VAAAAAAAA-SELINE.

also, GOOD AFTERNOON
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:46, archived)
# it is
would be even more so if i wasn't at work
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Bully for you !
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:27, archived)
# that bully.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:28, archived)
# NO! THAT'S WRONG. YOU'LL DO IT THIS WAY
 
/still listening to Cut Chemist every day
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:28, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:30, archived)
# WTF!!!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:32, archived)
# SURPRISE!!!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)
# Av it!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Yes.
*saved*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:40, archived)
# :)
gnite b3tar
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:48, archived)
# hahahahahah
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:37, archived)
# FUCK YEAH BITCH!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Wrong!!
But very funny!

And you don't get a much bigger surprise from a horse than that do you!? :s
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 22:07, archived)
# WHY ARE PEOPLE SO UNKIND?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:59, archived)
# THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:27, archived)
# BULLY
bully bully bully bully
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Ethical treatment is not burning it...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:17, archived)
# I can't see her fur :(
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:18, archived)
# I have presented a solution to them, but they liked it even less.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:19, archived)
# I dunno,
there's just no pleasing some people!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:29, archived)
# or smothering it in brown sauce.
seriously, what's the point of that? why not just put brown sauce on toast? you can't taste the bacon anyway with that shit on it!

ok, rant over, i'm off to bed.
g'night!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:23, archived)
# Are those Valentine Roast Beavers?
ads.butlereagle.com/Comics/05/04/04/fuzzy040405.jpg

BTW, this was censored in most US newspapers when it was published
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Green is the new tartan
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:09, archived)
# thats scarrry!
alright sir!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Good 'nings young lady
I trust you are well
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:11, archived)
[challenge entry] There - now we can all say it properly...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:44, archived)
# SCAYELECTRICK.
:P
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Heh
Slight TJ: My first attempt at this sort of thing:
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:50, archived)
# ITS, LOOKING, AT, ME,
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:50, archived)
# SHE
ITS A SHE
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Oh yeah,
I CAN SEE HER BOOBS.

i think
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:53, archived)
# gah
damn b3tards... the filename was supposed to be pRIS.gif :(
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:53, archived)
# TOYAH!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:55, archived)
# "The woman in front of you is a ..."
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:59, archived)
# I'd love her whatever she looks like.
because she's married to Fripp who can get me to Sylvian. ;)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:06, archived)
# YES
i remember when i was a teenage boy at high school and the wise english teacher decided to take the class to see new film version of "the tempest".

which turned out to be especially exciting as it involved toyah running naked along the beach repeetedly. which was pretty hot for a class of teenage boys in the cultural wasteland that was 1979 new zealand.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)
# PRIS!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:57, archived)
# I made a pic of her
but I don't think it was very good. This has nudged me to make another one I think.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:10, archived)
# Then my time hasn't been completely wasted
hurrah!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Here, I found it.

I don't think I could find a decent source image at the time.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Not bad
not bad at all
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:13, archived)
# she looks so smug
i love this
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:28, archived)
[challenge entry] for COCKTOR DYSLEXIA
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:03, archived)
# rubbercoxox surely?
By which I mean woo!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:10, archived)
# funnily enough
I did that by accident while making it... kinda... it said rubbercoxocks then I realised the x had to be at the end.

AMAZING DUREX FACT:
The font used by Durex in most of their literature is appropriately "FF Cocon".
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:12, archived)
# It's too late for any real hummus from me


Click for de-ris

/late night FF7 blog
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:40, archived)
# It was Lucrecia who lived in the cave behind the waterfall!
/pathetic pedant blog
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Damnit!
You're right, Vincent had to go there for some reason though.
Edit: remembered now, he lived in the bottom of the mansion. Not played that game in far too long.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Yeah
He was found in his coffin in the basement of Shinra Mansion in Nibelheim after you defeat Lost Number.
You go to the cave to close up Vincents storyline and get his ultimate weapon and final limit break.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:54, archived)
# and then reopen it in the horrid spin off "dirge of cerberus"
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:29, archived)
# EEE FOSSILS.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)
# YAY
FOSSILS!


(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:52, archived)
# Happy 100th for 4 posts ago!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:53, archived)
# *grins*
Ofankoooo

Shame I didn't get my bits and pieces out though really.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:57, archived)
# Oh well.
*awaits 500th*
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Haha
=D

I will hopefully not disappoint!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:05, archived)
# biggest sea monster my arse
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:44, archived)
# seatle, you are mean to lizard face who wants to be asleep.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:46, archived)
# its only skyline i can draw
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin',
Tossed salad and scrambled eggs...

Goodnight Seattle, we love you.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)
# it's frasier's therapy group
he's got them role playing
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:49, archived)
# Aces!!!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:55, archived)
# these things amaze me
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:06, archived)
# thx
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:20, archived)
# They are everywhere !
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:00, archived)
[challenge entry] and i'm a quick and ditry smoker too...


apologises if bindun, and for crapness. will try to promise not to rely on rhyming things anymore...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Smoking is illegal?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:40, archived)
# probably would be if the government didn't make so much money from taxing it
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Yes
Stop breaking the law
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:41, archived)
# I'm not a smoker!
Look, no aids.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)
# I wonder,
What colour is aids?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:44, archived)
# it's grey
the colour of sheep.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:45, archived)
# i think i know
red, and yellow. come to think of it pink and green too. have seen a little orange, purple and blue too.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:45, archived)
# nearly
not quite yet.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)
# you smoke illegals?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:41, archived)
# It stops them taking our jobs!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:41, archived)
# unless thats your job
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)
# It's my job to ensure that jobs aren't jobbies.
I'm on holiday though.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:47, archived)
# *smugs*
4 weeks 3 days.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:48, archived)
# ooh, well done,
assuming that isn't the time since you hid the bodies.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:51, archived)
# bodies?
i've never even been to jersey!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:52, archived)
# if you don't think something is worth its own thread
please post in an existing thread.

thanks :)
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:52, archived)
# I think
I'ts worth its own thread it got more replies than most threads.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 7:10, archived)
[challenge entry]

I knew all those years of drawing penises on my schoolwork would pay off one day
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)
# they should change the name of their company to penisex.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)
# or
cockgloves
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)
# for cockfingers of course.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)
# fine then!
rubbercocksocks
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)
# i really really wish that was their brand name now.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Durex-pect me to believe that?
I'm sorry.

Very, very sorry
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)
# I used to get confused between Durex and Dulux.
This resulted in me asking my parents if I could get a dog like the Durex Dog. They were mightily confused...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)
# same thing.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)
# What, you mean you used to shove a dirty great big dog on your cock?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)
# I wonder how he painted the kitchen
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)
# with a dutch boy.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Well yes,
But that's a different story entirely.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)
# be honest thats pretty good contraception
who wants to slee with some with a dirty great big dog on their cock?
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Well no one would want to slee with anyone like that
Though those kids these days, they'll slee around and never give it a second thought...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:52, archived)
# no it means he painted his dick forrest green
and decorated his walls with condoms
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)
# thats
a sticky situation
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)
# one has white emulsion
the other is dulux
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)
# COCK
g'nite b3ta
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Have another compo entry


I saw all these posts for KFC and couldn't help myself. 'Scuse the shoddy work with the Bamboo tablet.
No offense intended - unless you happen to be one of these idiots, of course. [insert winking smiley here]
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Kittens r lyke yeah.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)
# i killed a nig on the streets for death cults was in popular mechanics again but only built with prince wife clan king.
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)
# qué? qué? qué?


bitch, don't be bad talking bout mah bamboo tablet!
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)
# damn
i had this idea also....

luckily i didnt waste time actually drawing it, but it was on my to do list in my mind...
(, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:33, archived)

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