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More massive hard on than Microsoft

Is this eligible?

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)

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Cae1, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)

I really hope that that isn't really your browser

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)

why?

enlighten me

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)

because porns is wrong, okay?

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d d, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)

What if you're disabled?

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Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)

then you serve no purpose in society and should be killed and used as a sex toy.

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d d, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)

Okay, so for example

What would you do if there was a bomb under a really heavy and hard thing that only a crippled person could get to BUT OH NO WE KILLED AND SEXED ALL OF THEM? The whole world would destroyed.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)

maybe i don't understand the question because im stupid.

probably not.

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d d, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:41, archived)

???

Am I being dim?

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)

what the FUCK is all that CRAP at the top?

you need:

some kind of menu for preferences and shit. check
back, forward, stop & reload buttons + 1 address bar: check
possibly 1 (only one) search box: check.

what you don't need:
logos of companies you PAYED to get hardware from: check
icons/buttons that explain nothing about what they do, but take up a shitload of space: check check check & more check.
all your print options on screen all the time: check check & check again.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)

basicly its huge and ugly.

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d d, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)

you are making an excellent and succinct point

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:41, archived)

Easy tiger!

It must be nice being so knowledgable about all of this - and the way you put it across? You ought to become a teacher!

I guess from the minute you used a computer you were "on the money"

I asked a question, wasn't looking for a row!:)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:40, archived)

Consider yourself educated.

I like Hedgehog. He's a bit of a cunt but he'll not abuse you for fun.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:44, archived)

He's right though.

It's bloody awful.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:45, archived)

I didn't mean to be agressive at you

just at all those idiotic companies that make those completely non-functional, and frequently malicious, "toolbars".

I certainly wasn't right on the money when I first used a computer, but that was 25 years ago (discounting the atari 2600). I've learned a couple of things since then :-)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:51, archived)

Accepted

No offence taken I've got thick skin, but people on here are kind of aggressive at times or is that just the style of banter on here?

I'll get used to it :)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:53, archived)

sometimes people here are aggressive

but lots of times it's just in good fun (with some bad taste thrown in), or just hyperbole (also with bad taste).

If you follow the board for a short time, you can probably spot which is which. The only things in general that really get people going in ernest is spam, trolling and blatant racism.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:01, archived)

K K (Winks)

Will never be accused of any of that so I'll be ok

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:05, archived)

Here is the internet lesson for the day.

To look at web pages you need a web browser.

You are using the one that came with Windows. Called IE7. It is not the best one to use for very many reason. Type why firefox is better than IE into google to find out why.

A "Better" and free alternative is called firefox. www.mozilla.com/en-US/

I also like a browser called Opera www.opera.com, it is also free.

A good reason to move to another browers is A. Most good sites work better with Firefox as it can do more things. It is also more secure as the geeks have gone mental getting this bit right.

After installing firefox I've had less trouble with the internet.

(waxdart hello., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:07, archived)

Thanks

Hedgehog & Waxdart. I am a bit "green" when it comes to computers so all this help is appreciated.

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:10, archived)

I second the recommendation for firefox

you'll probably like it, and it's definitely a better browser (though you'll probably not notice that much).

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:17, archived)

ok then you'l also need these

dont down load any rubbish some idiot post on a message board.

go here www.download.com and see if you can find it. There should be a safe version of what you are looking for.

Adware to clean up most of the crap you've picked up whilst using IE.
www.lavasoftusa.com/products/ad_aware_free.php

Dont spend money on Virus checkers get this one
AVG Free - free.grisoft.com/doc/download-free-anti-virus/us/frt/0

Dont spend money on firewall get this one.
zone alarm - www.zonealarm.com

CCleaner - give your computer a good wash out
www.ccleaner.com/

Make sure you back up any files you want to keep on to a cd or DVD very soon.
If its 100% important you have these file, make a few copies. Keep one at someone elses house incase of a house fire. You can buy another computer; but you cant draw all those pics or buy back your itunes again.

(waxdart hello., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:18, archived)

this is all pretty much good advice

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:23, archived)

but again it's just

'some' programs that do a job, just not as good a job as others.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:37, archived)

Firefox is an option not a 'better' choice.

there is nothing wrong with ie7 and claiming your 'internet' experience is less because of it is ridiculous.
The product is a multi national used by many. Also his Norton 360 integrations ( which are very, very good for the not so browser savvy ) will not work in Mozilla. It might be better to try and teach people how better yo use the products they have before sending them on to others they might not need.

I happen to use IE7 and FF3. This is the choice I made.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:16, archived)

EVERYBODY's internet experience is WORSE because of IE

firefox isn't perfect by a long shot, but at least they're seriously trying.

Note that I'm not saying firefox is better for any specific user, but I like it just fine and the only site it doesn't seem to work for is the windows update thingy.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:20, archived)

so as a legitimate windows user

am I supposed to be happy that windows update does not work? I need that, I have Vista, I need updates every day ( in fact I don't, I'm a subscriber and already on Vista SP1 but you know what I mean? )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:27, archived)

clicking the "windows update" icon will work just fine

since it will start IE by default.

browsing to the window update site in firefox won't work, though.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:31, archived)

it won't if you are using

Firefox by default. Or mine wont. I have open in IE to fix this but that's just me. I just get fed up of IE bashing, there is fuck all wrong with it and those that have the problems are too dumb to fix the problems.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)

there is fuck all wrong with it?

there's all kinds of things wrong with it.
I deal with that shit a lot. Sure you can sort of, more or less work around the problems but when you take a good look at the thing it's just a piece of willfully broken crap. Just about everything dealing with transparency is broken, event handlers are completely non-standard, inserting properties in the global object for every element with an id is brain dead and select options can't be disabled in any way, even though that has been standardized for more than a decade, just to name a couple of things off the top of my head.

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:45, archived)

just because it is no

longer working in the same manner as it used to is no reason to slag it off. It's become more proprietary, so? Work with it. There is no more proprietary software than Mozilla and people figured that out. Work with FF3 and tell me that is any easier.
I'm off to bed. I should not be defending things I don't give a fuck about, I just hate people slagging something off because it's 'de riguer'
Night night.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:52, archived)

Firefox 3 Beta 1

not finished yet.

Beta is a testing phase name used in computers, not an end product name It will not work 100% as its a test version.

IE7 been out for over a year and its still not working right.

(waxdart hello., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 2:00, archived)

You have no idea what you are talking about

The reason firefox will not work is because M$ wants to lock everyone else out. Its called being anti competitive - all of Europe is taking M$ to court over it.

IE was stagnant for so long everyone got up off their arse and made their own products. The M$ copied the work of others and is now trying to lock other people out. Thats why firefox can't AutoUpdate windows.
IE4,5,6,7 is not very standard compliant and just by being so ubiquitous holds the the internet moving forward at a faster pace.

Please make a website or 50, then come back when you've worked out why there is so much M$ bashing. It take weeks to force IE4,5,6,7 to do what it should. And costs a fortune in development just so berks like you and middle management can keep the same shite.

If you knew a thing about sql injection, phishing you wouldn't use IE if they paid you.

(waxdart hello., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:49, archived)

I have no idea what I am talking about ?

I did not make wild comments I stated fact. How is that.. oh fuck off on the list, I can't deal with people who clearly won't understand English.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:54, archived)

What fact did you post?

(waxdart hello., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:57, archived)

You have Vista??

I was going to reply to your other post in this thread; but now see no point.

(waxdart hello., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:35, archived)

I run Vista 32 on here

I run Vista 64 on the server and XP on the lads PC and laptops. Why?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:39, archived)

"Better" in quotes

because its an opinion.

blar blar blar -

VISTA?

(waxdart hello., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:36, archived)

oh and now you think Vista is bad because

you heard it through the grapevine?
I'm running 2 Vista machines, one dual core and one quad both with 8Gb of ram. Vista has got better than ever for me, and since I have SP1 even better ( but only for fixing a slight network file transfer bottleneck )
I can't believe you want to bash someone because of IE7 when it is fine and then bash me for using Vista. You will all have to use it next year or be wallowing in old software.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:44, archived)

Erm

Dear M$ Monkey boy

Can use a computer, check.
Uses Linux, check.
Has render farm, check.
More that two machines, (looks at elecy bill), very check :(

Doesn't need M$ products, check.

TIT!

(waxdart hello., Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:54, archived)

it has fuck all to do with you Nazi.

Hello sir.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)

oh HAI guy

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:37, archived)

i don't think a porn is a thing.

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d d, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)

it is

it's not a brand

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)

you is criminal for eating a porn.

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d d, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)

I is on a healthy diet of rabbit, veggies and porn

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:40, archived)

you doens't know health.

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d d, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:45, archived)

I forgot to mention the beers

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:11, archived)

Unfinished, of course - just wondering if there's any opinions so far?

I'm not sure whether I should finish it, slighty change it or what.
Also, I need to start doing something different with these, as I assume people will be starting to get tired with the same old formula. Any insight into that would be greatly appreciated too.

Edit: Thanks, and night all!

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Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)

These are so ace!

You did the grave anim yees?

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Cae1, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)

I did.

:)

Edit:

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Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)

Could i see it?

Some time. If you can't find it at the mo, would you gaz it to me some time?#

Edit ::D:D:D:D:D
T'is ace.
Could watch that for hours.

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Cae1, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:41, archived)

Ta!

I should really do another sometime.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:46, archived)

yes

naked peoples this time

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:51, archived)

or 120?

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Cae1, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:52, archived)

Woah

Although it's a pity you can't see all the drawing bits at the same time.
I wonder what it would look like if there was a gentle outline of the whole thing and then the animation kind of pulses down it.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)

Would not be hard in Gimp

But I am heading for Blighty in ~12 hours so you won't see it out of me.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:02, archived)

I think tis feckin

woosome.

especially the hair. And the tag.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)

I still like them, but I can't think of anything constructive to say.

Plus, I'm off to bed. Goodnight b3ta.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)

g'night!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)

Niiiiiight!

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Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)

you

have an evil smile going on there.
i approve of this.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)

THIS IS ME, I AM A GIRL.

GIGGLE GIGGLE PERIOD PAINS ETC.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)

YOU ARE NOT GIRL.

YOU HAS A WINKY. I SEED IT.

*may contain lies and nuts

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)

Wanna stroke it?

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Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:44, archived)

you never even offered me sweets first! what kind of amateur pervert are you?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:58, archived)

ttssattsr hair is the greatest of hairs

the line that her nose makes with her hair is weirding me out, however. it's like extra nose

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spacefish bong!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)

Oohh, I'll have to try and edit it somehow.

Ta.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)

i still like it.

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d d, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:30, archived)

keep it up.

I like it.
The more you try and change it the more you will end up producing the same, tired old colour tracing that everyone else does. Except you will have done it the proper way and everyone else will be spouting the term 'vector' like they have a clue.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)

I work in 100% raster.

I find vectors somewhat dull, for the majority.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)

what are you using to smooth

the shapes with then? Just out of interest.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:39, archived)

A slightly feathered brush.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:42, archived)

I'm all confused.

I know Corel products inside and out ( I have CorelDRAW X4 that they sent me gratis ) I'm just confused to see what you achieve from a feathered brush. Why no gradient edge?

Also Gaz me if you want Adobe products.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:49, archived)

What's a gradient edge?

And, thanks, but I can't deal with learning a whole new program at the mo!

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Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:51, archived)

*yaps*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:33, archived)

Not yet yapping man.

I actually quite like you. We got off to a bad start and it's got worse. But you know me a bit better and vice versa so I'm keeping you. Plus I think if you ever get back you might make useful crew.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:38, archived)

Out of interest

What are these done with? Just photoshop and a graphics tablet?

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)

Nearly.

Just a Wacom A4, Paint Shop Pro X2 and a pentool.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)

Pentool

as in the one which marks out shapes?

And then you just fill along the penline?

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)

Oh, I mean Airbrush/Paint tool.

:) Like I say, it's all just drawn as a raster.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:39, archived)

if you have that bezier pentool

out for a second then you are making vectors no matter how much you disguise it in you final jpg. ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)

Are they painted over the actual photo stylistically or are you just fucking ridiculously ace at drawing as well as doing cool hair?

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:45, archived)

I'm a fan of the whole 'tracing' fraternity, so I usually go a little out of the way with these.

First layer, above the image is for sketchy lines. 2 or 3px brush and just get the basic shapes down and the rough lights and darks of the hair. Then I open up my large canvas, paste the sketch, and work above it for the final layer, with the original picture open next to it. It gets a little irritating having to constantly move the reference picture around, though.

I'm going to start doing these in my sketchbook soon though.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:50, archived)

The hair is still unnaturally brilliant

and clearly something which can't be traced though.

I don't like tracing or even drawing from reference photos if I am trying to draw something other than an actual person. I like to think it will help me build up my drawing ability and stock of poses, anatomy and bodies. It doesn't seem to, but that's the theory.Works for some things, not for others. Like I managed to draw a person from a high perspective with foreshortening alright, barring the face, but completely fucked up a female form.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:54, archived)

It is clearly something that can be traced

so lets not be confusing the issue.

As for you, if you don't like photo reference then do what I have learned. Use 3d Models an base your scene on those. You can get a good set of models with poser for under £150.

As for you tsatter. I just don't understand the sharp edge of it all, tha5t's it. I know if I use a feathered brush I'm getting a fuzzy edge ( the feather ) .
Hey, I'm not making statements, just trying to learn stuff I don't know. Me being an adobe whore.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:05, archived)

Hair can be traced

but the style and images of hair he does could not be done from tracing, purely because there are not loads of strands. Plus the lines are absolutely massive compared to actual hairs. You can follow the movement of the hair, I am not contesting that, but it is not done by just drawing lines where you see shapes as you commonly do in tracing.

I realise I can use 3d models if I can't find the reference, but that doesn't improve my abilty to draw scenes from thought. Which is, let's be honest, what most people want to do.

EDIT: it does look like it is done with what would be in Photoshop a non feathered hard brush, just with the graphics tablet pressure sensitivity set high so you can get nice thin to thick lines.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:08, archived)

I'm not trying to

slag off Tsatters stuff and be assured he knows that. Just trying to understand more about it.
Have something for bedtime.

Click for bigger (295KB)
PSD's for those of you inclined to look at those things and moan about the simple filters used.
www.mediafire.com/?2hxtnzdz9tb
www.mediafire.com/?8zjih3cdjdg

from scratch is nice sometimes.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:24, archived)

Links are down

On a personal note I think the grainy effect spoils that, especially on the left gun flame (although I think that is actually a seperate distortion effect to the grain on the background colours).

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:29, archived)

But now you are telling me

How I need to render my own drawings. Surely something is wrong there.
I create something and choose to exhibit it. Do people ring up the Beano and say "hey, your rendering is shit"? I think not and I'm now really insulted.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:33, archived)

I never quite understand the method of your arguing sometimes

it's like a bizarre combination of sarcasm and devil's advocate.

As I did say, on a personal note if I could get to those PSDs I would remove the grainy effects as I think the result would be better. You can wipe your own faeces on it as far as i'm concerned but as soon as you make a valued judgement to display any work you ultimately justify its criticism.

Also I phone up the Beano all the time and tell them their rendering is shit, and I don't even read it, or have a phone.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:38, archived)

I was not arguing

and will not confuse you more. Sorry for bothering you.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:47, archived)

Mmm patronising

Well I presumed you were joking, but this whole thread of conversation feels like it's falling into a horrible social climax.

*goes to bed*

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:51, archived)

I like it.

As for change, just let it come naturally. Play around with some changes when you're bored with it. If it turns out good, hey, that's a plus...

(Pelle ghola, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:46, archived)

:D ta, and I shall have a fiddle in the morning :)

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Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:52, archived)

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d d, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

Yes.

Thats here.
Hello

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Cae1, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

this is the new b3ta.com logo.

respect.

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d d, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)

*respects you back*

Fo' sho'

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Cae1, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)

woo

this would also make a fantastic donation icon

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spacefish bong!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)

oh definatly, especially if it remained uncropped.

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d d, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)

presactly!

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spacefish bong!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)

OH HAY, DOC.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)

HEY YO I INVENTED COMPANIES FROM TWENTY YEARS BEFORE THEY EXISTED.

YOU YOU LIKE SAUSAGES? TOO BAD THE SAUSAGE MACHINE HASN'T HAPPENED YET.

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d d, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)

SHIT I JUST WANTAND A SASAGE TOO.

THIS IS A REALY BAD TIEM.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)

TRY SOME CHILLED PRAWN.

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d d, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:32, archived)

Are you a zombie?

*hides behind sofa*

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)

obviously.

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d d, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)

Interesting use of whitespace.

BUT IT'S NOT CUBISM!!!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:56, archived)

(philliph, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:21, archived)

ctrl+t is your friend!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)

New Tab?

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)

Oooo

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Cae1, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

got an immature giggle from me

So woo.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)

hah.

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Cae1, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:23, archived)

I drive a Daewoo!

A 0.8 litre, metallic orange Daewoo Matiz Sport*

*sport bit maybe an embossed sticker I bought from Halfords

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)

pooofteeeeeeeer!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)

Am not!

Although I do have a piglet air freshner (sp?).

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)

Time for a pea, I feel...

(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)

Coke?

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Cae1, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

Sniff it up!

(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:26, archived)

Yes.

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Cae1, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)

Err.. just a quick entry

(philliph, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)

Allah sent a mouse into mine once

It's shit apparently killed the motherboard

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)

I truly wish

I had the chance to ~~steal~~ look at all the stuff that b3tans have disposed of because I'm pretty sure there is a profit in things that appear broken to the uninitiated.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)

1) Islam

2)Alah
3)Profit
:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)

Wombles FTW!

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:19, archived)

When I was 12

and on holiday in america, i threw away $87 by accident because i was holding the money in the same hand as a napkin, and decided to throw away the napkin.

It was a hard choice between rummaging through a bin in the middle of a shopping mall, or losing my $87.

I opted for the latter.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:20, archived)

Idiot!

I would have rummaged in the bun with no remorse!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)

I decided that

if I pretended nothing had happened, then no-one would ever have to find out about my idiocy, and therefore, if no-one knew, then it didn't happen, and therefore, I did not lose $87.

However, this logic failed me when I wanted to buy myself a drink...

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)

you should try being me

i've got that kind of clumsiness down to an art form

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spacefish bong!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)

this

when i was 12, even ignoring the change in exchange rate, $87 would have been well worth a few snide glances

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spacefish bong!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)

good for you.

I'd have been horrified to search through a bin like some Earls Court tramp.
Had I done that as a child however, my father would probably have sent me, head first, diving into the bin.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

^this

my mother would have held me by the ankles and dunked me in the bin, not letting me up for breath until i'd retrieved every penny.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)

Ah, well

twas a school trip y'see.

Ergo, only teachers and schoolfriends around.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:31, archived)

i would quite happily give you the stuff i need to throw out

the main turnoff is: i'm not throwing anything out that isn't a decade out of date

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spacefish bong!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:24, archived)

We tracked down the mouse

who hid under the office toaster, where upon I had to physically stop my deranged IT boss from toasting the little guy when it was obviously trapped

I latter let it free in Lincoln's Inn, having used Jacques's lunch box

I swear to eternity, the little guy turned and looked at me to offer a squeek of thanks! :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:25, archived)

I know you are a

zoological guy but surely you have the intelligence to know that vermin need to be controlled?

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:28, archived)

It was it's little curious twitching face

I had no choice

I'm to sleep geeza :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:34, archived)

night fella.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:41, archived)

Or at the very least

heated on two sides and coated in a thin layer of butter.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 1:09, archived)

Allah akhbar!

Translates as: allan, come to the bar!

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)

I desperately want to open a Halal light eatery

called Allah's Snackbar

It's been in my head for years and refuses to budge

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:29, archived)

Nice, and TJ. Will someone buy me George Michael's car please

news.sky.com/skynews/picture_gallery/0,,70141-1307235,00.html

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)

you don't know where it's been....

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)

hello? I'm interested.

link to the auction?
Edit. I did not see the next button. It's an old 7. I had one back in 99/00

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)

in here somewhere?

search.autotrader.co.uk/es-uk/www/cars/BMW+7+SERIES/Ne-2-4-5-6-7-8-27-44-49-53-61-64-67-103-133-146,N-4294966417-4294967202/search.action?postcode=W2+1AA&radius=1500&showMoreOptions=

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)

fuck me

there are some cheap cars there. Get tidy ones, about 10. import them and I reckon even with old ones in the US you are looking at 80-100k for a 10K outlay.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:35, archived)

quick 'n dirty...

Bigger! 'n Blurrier!

(MrWizard, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)

'ning all

(MrWizard, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)

b'ning all?

(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

bed'ning all

night!

(MrWizard, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)

erm...

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)

Kinda brown for hummus,

but clicks anyway

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Doomladen ms paint lover, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)

Dear god, man

also WOO! & hello you bugger, where you been?

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)

all over, that's where I've been me*

*may be a lie

hello chap. How the devil are you?

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)

nay bad

work's being a tad wierd...
but I also seem to have found a girlfriend :)

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)

yays!

good on yer son.

Beers soon?

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)

we must indeed

will give rik a bell the morrow

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

hurrah! and indeed huspag!

properly chuffed for you sir, excellent news.

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)

So you coming to the London bash?!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)

Am I just being thick...?

I see no London bash in calendar

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

it's MONTHS away

so sign up now to avoid disappointment!
:)

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:13, archived)

Or turn up now and be disappointed:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)

Only

The most fantabulous one of the year!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)

(Westude, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)

Hi cockaloruoum!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)

*gropes*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:10, archived)

PHWOARZYZORZ!!!

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!!!?
I HAVE BEEN WORRIED SICK ABOUT YOU!!!
*ducklings*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)

awwwwwww.

just been in a bit of a shite mood, and need a break from the internets.
but i am back now!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)

It is good for the soul to take a break from the internets everynow and then.

and I must say you are looking all nice and refreshed.
*tickles*

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)

you're all of the lovely!

and how are you been keeping? been looking after mongy?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)

been a bit "meh" myself of late,

but then again that always happens to me when the weather turns a bit cooler here. I love my summers.
As for mongy, he seems Ok. ~~He looks after me more than anything.~~ Actually, it is like sticking a 5 year old in charge of a 4 y.o. we are always going to end up doing something stupid and have fun doing it:)
The sexy beast.

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:27, archived)

Can anyone spot the likeness thief on this site?

www.jotransportpods.com/ ?

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Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

haha

that's cheeky as fuck

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)

This condiments the page nicely.

^{I'm getting a little sick of myself. No more bad puns!}

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)

Got a cold?

(meks1980, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

That reminds me!

*brings up porn folder*

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)

If that's a big tissue

then that man's hands are massive!

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)

no, they are just really close!

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McBadger COW, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)

Yeah, that explains all this viscous fluid on my mouth and chin.

You can't have been thinking cold, surely?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)

Sorry, I should have warned you

*wipes clean*

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)

haha, sorry for TJ

But on that TV programme I was mentioning they are doing Joey Deacon.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)

Rob's got to be on.

Edit: RIGHT, I have rightful control of the telly.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)

Just in time for

Princess Di.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)

Oh I love Ian Stone sometimes.

EDIT: NICK THE GREEK! Also, fums in the ashtray.

Am I seeing b3ta images or is it just me?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)

what the...

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)

pfft

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finnbar has officially retired, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)

(Westude, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:43, archived)

I thought I'd let you know

That thanks you my employer sending me on a very tedious training course, one of Siemens training computers now has this logo on its desktop.

(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 8:30, archived)

Ha ha

You're welcome.

(Westude, Mon 3 Mar 2008, 22:21, archived)

free form drawing is not my forte it seems

i can blame it on dyspraxia or not having a decent mouse or graphics tablet. Edit: or both

Ris? it's george w bush

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

It's fucking disturbing, that's what it is.

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Doomladen ms paint lover, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)

i agree

i'm going to have nightmares tonight

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)

i reckognised him :D

woo for dyspraxics! i too am amongst the mongy handed army!

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)

it's a pain in the arse

but i've survived
woo to the mongy handed!

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)

i dunno, i find it motivational, i like to be able to tell additional support tutors at college

About how i can juggle and ride a unicycle, that fucks with their little reports :D

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)

it does have its plus sides

such as being being able to chill during exams.
mind you i did paint 40k models and they came up alright. it's a funny buisness.

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)

arf, of all the learning difficulties to have, its one thats not too hard to get by with

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)

JFC!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)

it's all about the chickens

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)

ha ha

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Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)

wut?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:17, archived)

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)

arf!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)

Oh yes.

Can I stick this on my kitchen cabinet please?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)

Is that rob on the right?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

Silly Joefish

Rob is not table.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)

Really?

Then why did I have him down on all fours and give him a few good screws?

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)

Little pine tart.

Will you be back to varnish him later?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)

I been known to gloss a hard smooth surface

now and then.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)

YES!

now this, I would like on a tshirt ples

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McBadger COW, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

There's some graffiti near here

what does this with that

have a woo for reminding me of the outside world. i'm still terrified of earthquakes so i refuse to go out there

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)

oh im ignorant

ris?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)

Bifta - Spliff

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)

Bifta = joint/spliff/skunk

smells blummin' lovely, it does
:)

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McBadger COW, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)

Yes it does.

I'm going to roll another one.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)

Roar at you.

I gave up smoking on weekdays as of yesterday, because it seems to be slowly melting my mind...

Although the hash in my cupboard is gently calling my name. (maybe that's another sign I need to stop!)

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)

Ah, you should have had hippie parents.

I think when I was born I probably exhaled.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)

bifta just means ciggy here

yay! i just mentioned ciggies and i still don't want one! i'm winning!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)

Well done, love!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)

thanks :)

4 weeks sunday just gone

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:05, archived)

Wow,

I'm on exactly the same as you.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:12, archived)

drugs?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:15, archived)

I thought it was ciggies too

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)

Bisto is a gravy

It's an old Bisto ad..

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)

I'm obviously not down with tha kidz, but

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Doomladen ms paint lover, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8110523

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:59, archived)

Yes

the de-rissing arrived whilst I was posting :)

New slang is always useful to learn.

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Doomladen ms paint lover, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:04, archived)

YES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)

Just had to show off muh blue hairs.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)

Your hair is dead.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)

Nunh-unh.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)

Your face is dead.

What else you got, eh? eh?

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)

Your Mum is dead.

c'mon bitch!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)

Yeah, well, your mum's face is dead.

And she smells like poo and cheese.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)

Your mace's head is dumb

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)

hahahahahahahaha

you win, I hurt now.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

Yessssssss

What do I win?

Social rejection?

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)

It's yours :)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)

Now you remind me of Dr Freeze (i think)

Dr Freezikitti

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)

*googles*

Hahahah :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)

btw my car is that exact same colour as your hair :p

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)

Really?

Awesome!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)

yeahuh

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)

hahahahahaha

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)

It's very sgt. peppers

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

On that note, nite b3tals

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)

g'nite sexeh!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)

G;nite mr bawls

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)

Night love

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

Haha!

Nice.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)

Cunt

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ClanSoul, Sun 2 Mar 2008, 19:39, archived)

this looks like you

woo yay

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Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)

That colour takes me back...

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)

arf!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

heh

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

Haha!

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

Haha

NTFTW!

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)

Hah

You are a loon.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)

Hahahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)

You have no nostrils.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)

How does she smell?

(Baron Samedi - sale must end, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)

nice!

better than when mine went green

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)

Hahah

Mine's got green and blue in it, but not loads of green. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)

mine was dark moss green

i tried to dye it black, but i'm a blonde, so i should have dyed it red first. i found that out the hard way!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)

Oh no

hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)

i dyed it at night

it looked black under the artificial light, i didn't realise it was green till the next day

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:08, archived)

no! Hahah xp

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:18, archived)

Bah, all you people and your hair

I'm tempted to just get mine cut short now and slick it back like David Niven.

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:22, archived)

do it, i dare ya!

i went from arse-length blonde hair to a number 3 all over, just because i was bored. kinda the same reason i have 2 tattoos and 7 earring holes in one ear.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:36, archived)

Mine has always been brown

*feels dull*

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)

Aww

hahah
Oh, I'm doing your picture tonight, also. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)

Whoop!

:D
you really are to kind

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:02, archived)

No, no sir.

'Tis my pleasure. :]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)

you also spell betterer than me

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:06, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:16, archived)

i'm beginning to suspect you only exist within a cartoon world

like an emo penny crayon (in a good way of course)

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spacefish bong!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:58, archived)

I wish that was true!

Nothing goes wrong in cartoons, that can't be solved at the end of the 15 or 30 minutes.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:01, archived)

Unless you are tetsuo in Akira

"Uuuurrrrggghhh, help me Kaneda..wuuurghgg"
*organs*

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

yeah. That's true.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:14, archived)

n00b steps up to the plate with cheap and dirty first post.

Corporate coffee... hmmm...

(Grandma Phone Argh, my squeegally-spooch, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)

I love Corporate coffee

generally less shit than independent corner-cafe crap

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)

A mate of mine trained at a corporate coffee house.

Now grinds his own for himself and friends. They must have taught him well, because the stuff he makes is sublime.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)

Ace!

But oops..I didn't acknowledge the compo entry

I instantly jumped to the defense of the corporate, capitalist world for some strange reason,

perhaps something to do with my disgust at the anti-globalization brigade

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)

it's in the dirt! safe at third!

holy cow, he's gonna make it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)

Good evenink, Comrade Caffeine.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)

Welcome

Pull up a kitten, you'll never leave, etc etc etc

Although I can't actually say that I've tried any thing from Pret-A-Mank, because I've always assumed it's a bit, well, mank...

Kudos and Woodos anyway!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)

*ahem* don't mind me, just pearoasting

the original font is much nicer than this crap

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)

Heh

So thats where chocolate logs come from..

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)

hahaha

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)

Awkward decision...

I have a friend by the name of Marcelo. Or 'Marse' for short. Do I dare send this to him?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 11:20, archived)

Shirley?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)

I love over compression

only joking...
but is true ;)
helloes & welcome etc.

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)

Shhh

You're supposed to pretend you didn't notice...

Like when one of your grandparents farts.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)

I love jpeg artifacts...

...they's warm and fuzzy.

And thankies. Been lurking for over a year: Time to sign up, methought!

(Grandma Phone Argh, my squeegally-spooch, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:59, archived)

Wow!

Filesize - check
Sensible choice of image compression format - check
Hummus - check

Much b3ta love to you!

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Doomladen ms paint lover, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)

This

Also works.

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)

And for no reason..

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:09, archived)

Had to be done

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:11, archived)

Rumble, rumble...

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)

Mate...

you've really lost me on this one :|

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)

Epicentre of recent UK earthquake?

Ring any bells?
Also http://www.marketrasenraces.co.uk/

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)

Ahhh...

I was 'otherwise occupied'* at the time

*fast asleep

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chunderbunny lacking humus since, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:52, archived)

I thought it was that the midtone jockey was bumming the dark horse.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)

That one

only bummed jockeys

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:56, archived)

Judging by this effort, I need to stop drinking and go to bed

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Doomladen ms paint lover, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)

*squints*

Hahah woo!

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ClanSoul, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)

arf!

which film have you acquired illegally there then?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)

i was waiting for it to load...

then it clicked, then i clicked :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)

pfffffft

brill

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)

Sod rebranding, how about some basic honesty?

Genuinely unshopped, btw.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)

did you buy any?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)

Fugg knows what it was.

Click for the wider pic to see the crap on the shelf. Cheapo toy section.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)

ahh sorry

get em quick! ony one left! :D

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)

bully.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)

wooly bully?

why am i a bully? :-s

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)

because you bully people.

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Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)

when did this happen?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)

LEAVE ME ALONE!1!!!11

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)

*pushes you down the stairs*

oh... i see what you mean
PILE ON!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)

*piles on*

Wheeeee

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)

is that a gun in your pocket?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)

It's an emergency Mars bar

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)

phew!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)

*shoots up campus*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:39, archived)

DON'T DO DRUGS!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)

BUT ZAMMO!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)

OH NOES NOT THE FLYING SAUSAGE ON A FORK!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)

And there's me

spending 4.49 for my rubbish in Asda!

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Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)

Hahaha

I bet some labeller got into trouble for that.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)

Dunno.

Could quite easily have been the name of one of the really shit toys there. Not as good as Toys'R'Us though with their "Winnie the Pooh My First Friends Ass."

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)

quicky n dirty

(The front teeth of Omar Sharif Mexico's Greatest Transgender Actoress, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)

ha ha ha

i bloody hate that stuff! *vomits*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)

it's shite.

i wear brut...ad posh perfume. and it seems to smell ok.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)

haha

me too.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)

brut or perfume or both?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)

Brut.

But only from time to time.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)

do they still make that?

If I sniffed that, it'd whisk me right back to Abergavenny youth club circa 1974.

so keep the damn stuff to yourself

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)

You can get it someplaces, but not many.

It's just lovely and old.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)

am I

(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)

To be honest

It's the only deo stick that doesn't make me burn. Or leave shittiness on T-shirts.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)

AWWW! that sounded so girlie!

just use sure crystal for women. noone will know and you'll have no white marks.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)

I use Brut deo.

Yehhhhhh baby.

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)

pwoah. i love teh brut!

i'm gonna have to spray some now and wallow in the smell of it! pwwwwwwwwwoaaaaaaaaah.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)

I love it too

A mate of mine as a thank you for me designing his website bought me a litre-ish bottle of the stuff

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)

Swap you a bottle of men's stuff then. No, no, I was never confused...

It's not the whiteness, it's the crispiness I could do without.

To be honest, it's kcufing ridiculous that the women's bogtries section of the shop is four times the size of the mens, but they still go and buy the men's stuff anyway. Bugger off, it's ours!

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)

Yours is better.

However men's body scrub is shit. Best stuff is this shea butter thing that Soap and Glory make, but it'll make you smell like a girl.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)

It's the posh and trendy-dressed immigrants in shopping centres that piss me off.

The ones who want to wash your hands with some salty grease from the Dead Sea, try to explain what a fucking miracle it is with some recited script and wonky accent, then hit you up for twenty quid a pot. Just FUCK OFF! I've got SOAP! Look, it says 'antibacterial' and 'moisturising' and other fancy words and costs seventy-nine-fucking-pence! And it doesn't leave me with slimy hands smelling of barren shorelines. Didn't you see Seinfeld where he pointed out people shower to get rid of that smell? What the fuck makes you think you've got a leg to stand on here?

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:00, archived)

Eeeeeasy.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:03, archived)

i use sure

doesnt smell like i've fallen in a pitt of awful manstink and only my feet sweat - i'm strange like that

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)

Hahaha

Genuinely never heard that before...

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)

heh, very true.

It's a sad day when a deodrant needs to attract it's custom via some new-fangled spraying mechanism rather than the simple task of fucking well making it smell half decent.

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)

i don't want deodorant to smell

i want it to deodorise!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)

wash then you fucking tramp ;)

*huggles* ( if you have washed ;))

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:35, archived)

today i smell like petrol and ep90 (gearbox oil)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)

*huggles*

closer. Mmmm, man smell ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)

*MANHUG*

*PATS ON BACK REALLY HARD*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)

HEY

SEE THE FOOTBALL? *backs off looking uncomfortably for beer*

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)

oh but i don't believe in watching sports

and i don't drink *unless i'm forced to, then i drink till i fall over*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

bloody lesbians.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

sounds like a good porno that.

*shudders*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:57, archived)

Yay!

I wish all men thought like you.
I detest aftershave or any kind of fake perfume on a man. Even perfumed deoderant.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)

Yay!

i also hold doors open for ladies :)

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)

\o/

Don't ever stop no matter what.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)

I have no reason to be rude

but i do ignore people trying to sell me things on the street, normally stare into space, but i do that all the time anyways

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)

Ahhhh

The smell of teen desperation.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)

The old 'Corby bath'

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)

My favourite aftershave has been marred by the fact that my ex wore it.

So now whenever I smell it I get horny, but also think of him, then feel weird.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)

buy some

then spray it on a sexy passerby. that way, you can think of sexy stranger when you smell it

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)

My mate at work also wears it, and it hasn't helped.

XS for men, if you know it. GOD it does something to me. Either that, or 'man after playing sports or fixing machinery'.

Mmmph.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:38, archived)

I'm Old School and still think

you can turn a girls head with a sensible splashing of Aramis or Pacó Rabanne

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)

There was a nice one that the Body Shop used to do.

Artemis. But then my dad wore it, so that's out the window.

OH or two-stroke oil. Can't beat a bloke smelling of two stroke.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)

oh please. I have 3 cars a 4x4 pickup ( if I include hers )

and 3 motorbikes One of which I ride off road. I butcher wood for a living. Of course I smell like a man. Especially now, full of beer.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)

:D teach young men please.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)

old spice!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)

I said old school.

Not fucking mental ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)

old spice is classy!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)

I prefer the other one

'Ancient Herbs'

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)

Mmmm smells like Romane.

Romanes ite Domum mit me please.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)

write that 100 times before the sun comes up

or i'll cut your balls off

*is well aware the cap'n has no balls*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:55, archived)

*notes down*

*buys*
*sprays on local tramps*

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)

Is that the Black XS stuff?

Paco Rabanne?

Oops. ;)

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)

You do smell nice, you do.

Even in the morning.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)

Black XS or just XS?

I'm currently using Black XS, Valentino and DKNY Be Delicious :)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)

Just XS, but the black is lovely too.

I wear Chanel No 5, sometimes Hugo Deep Red. But usually it's Chanel.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)

Sometimes a little too strong I think. The DKNY is quite nicely

understated, but powerful when you're close.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:46, archived)

*standard repost*

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:47, archived)

hahaha :) SJP's new fragrance?

mine's POUR HOMME though obviously.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)

I love Chanel because old men adore it.

Not that I want to shag old men, but they get a wistfulness on their faces, and it makes me smile to think I might be bringing back some wonderful memory for them.

PLUS then when I'm naked I'm wearing my Marilyn costume.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:48, archived)

NECRO!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:53, archived)

*snorts*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:54, archived)

i bought my ex fahrenheit

every time he wore it, i dived on him!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)

FOR FUCK SAKE DON'T EVER MEET MY DAD.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)

who says i haven't already?

heheheheh.....

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:50, archived)

He's where I get it from.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

No doubt the first of many

Nicely done though. Have a discreet wooyay:

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rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:36, archived)

Film logo?

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)

fuck you elephants!

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)

I dunno, have a read again

"These days when a company fucks up there's no need to apologise, just get in some graphic designers and re-brand. We at B3ta are generous to a fault, and rather than see these companies spend millions, we'd like you to come up with new, better logos that sum up the companies you love to hate."

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)

Tis also

A bit on the large side... in both senses of the word.

Thanks You's. Now I shall give you a demi-woo!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:27, archived)

What about

SPARTAAAAAAAAA Plc.?

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:28, archived)

what now?

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Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)

So Near

So Sparta

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Smithlick is often seen at the bottom of threads, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)

Do you understand the concept of branding?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:32, archived)

ooh me miss, meee miss.

warm the fire.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)

*stubs ciragrette out on forehead, not paying attention*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:34, archived)

I'm gonna put this here.

because I've lost the will to find another chance to use it.

Click for bigger (62KB)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)

excellent reasoning.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:40, archived)

more 4 just now.

the worlds most offensive joke. I fucking bet Rob shows his tiny ginger head.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:43, archived)

Manwife's watching Bram Stoker's Dracula.

Lucy was moaning earlier, and had a boob out. I watched that bit.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)

Actually, sod it

Un-compo'd

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:31, archived)

oh, for suck's fake!

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pzyko Query failed., Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)

The 6000 weren't at the battle

that's why they were forgotten about

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:25, archived)

erm, drop a zero

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonidas_I

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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)

Me source

www.battle-of-thermopylae.eu/

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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:44, archived)

Bad source

I'm not suggesting wiki's any more accurate, but the books surrounding me certainly are :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 28 Feb 2008, 0:07, archived)

I GOT IT WRONG TOO :(

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Imhotep is Invisible - Consider this a divorce, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:26, archived)

Bought the fucking 1-disc DVD

Thanks to 'copy protection' it won't play on my DVD player.
CNUTS.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:29, archived)

I haven't opened mine yet.

*worries*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:33, archived)

Same here.

Too late to return. At least it was from Play.com, so I paid next to fuck all for it.

P.S. They've got both Peter Cushing Doctor Who movies for a fiver. They'd better fucking play.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:51, archived)

But at least you're not funding terrorism, eh?

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:41, archived)

Erm.

No, officer.

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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:49, archived)

YOU FUCKING CUNT YOU WENT SLIGHTLY OUTSIDE THE COMPO RULES YOU FUCKING CUNT I HATE YOU DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!

Where is the fluff tonight?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:42, archived)

Tesco ran out of carrots,

tonight it's stick all the way, baby.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:45, archived)

I know RPS is shit, but i like this! (it has been shopped btw)

Click for desktopable (252KB)
p.s. thats my mum *points*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:23, archived)

Argh tendrils of evil spread across the sky!

It's like that scene from the end of Hellboy.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:24, archived)

i may watch that tomorrow

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:37, archived)

RPS may be shit.

but RPW is woosome.

Ergo, Woo!

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Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:26, archived)

Yay

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 27 Feb 2008, 23:30, archived)

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