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[challenge entry] Barry...are you ready?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# COME ON BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# glad someone remembers :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:45, archived)
# hehe :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:55, archived)
# FINISH HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# COME ON BARRY!!!
KICK HIM IN THE MAN-CUNT!!!



sorry im late
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# When pigs fly......

Ok now everyone pay up
Click for bigger (313KB)
(Leoninus "Never lick a fresh turd on a hot day.", Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Shite
That's the price of bacon going up then!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Hooray!
The beardedwife must now ask me to marry him :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Do you mean
You have been living in Sin?
and both use the same bathroom?
and have carnal knowledge of each other?

and

and

Hmm
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Yup
It's great!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# \o/
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I remember that
It was great
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# When pigs fly
pigshit falls down below.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# LENS FLARE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# LIONEL BLAIR!!
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# MONKEY LAIR
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# FACIAL HAIR
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:44, archived)
# pigs might fly. but they don't
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# *OFFICESNORT*
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# :D
Hahaha you ninny.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# That Picken
gives me teh fear!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Chig?
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
# and that's some turkey ham, right there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Haha, that's a real lol right there =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:41, archived)
# pure gold
I bloody laughed so hard I nearly pooed!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:02, archived)
# .
(brob, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# best of all the nightclubs
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# lol
that sounds like gaping anus
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# ROFL
Is the board loading at the speed of a Virgin Pendolino on a bank holiday weekend for anyone else or are my interweb rails clogged with leaves?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# It's quick and sexy for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# everything else seems fine
but I'm finding b3ta interminable today.

Hardly any point me replying as it's off the board before the reply's uploaded.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# My laptop connection's often like that.
Are you using wireless?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
# no, on a laptop
but hardwired into the work pipes.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
# How queer, I don't know then.
To be fair, I don't know what to do about slow wireless either. I'm a complete girl in the sexist sense when it comes to electrictrickery.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# why don't you ask everyone on the internets to stop for a bit?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# Good idea. Or I could crawl round under all the desks unplugging people
and perhaps looking up some skirts as I go
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# don't forget your camera
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Good plan
But take a camera just to prove that your not up to anything immoral
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
aahhahahahahahahahaha

*explodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Oh dear
By the Goatse guy no doubt.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# USE THE GEL WHEN EXPLORING!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# *cliche discomeats response number 69*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# hahahaha
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# daddy's favourite street!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Full of lemon sherberts and pear drops!
At least, that's what my friend's daddy told me...
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# hahah, it could well be
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# 0_0
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# yes, quite
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
# indeed
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I'm sure this was mentioned on telly
because some woman who lived there kept trying to order things and no one would take her seriously, so she got fed up and moved.

Sad, huh?

EDIT: Welcome to b3ta by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# I notice that
the tip of your "bell end" there is connecting with Mincing lane.
(I helped save b3ta! Far Out Slave last ate at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)
# You're not the first to point this out...
And I'm sure you won't be the last =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:14, archived)
# Ever Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Are you sure you have the right website?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# This is the video shop.
He wants next door *resumes watching porn on the counter telly*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Wotcha wow
How's you and the manwife?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# 'Ow do, sir
We're bonza, you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# similar with bonzariocity!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Fabulous work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Captain!
*lewds*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# Trelly!
*rudes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# *acts entirely inappropriately*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# *films*
*sells*
Profit!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# *covers eyes*
*peeks*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# That's all a matter of opinion.
I'm probably the wrong person to decide whether things are inappropriate or not.

However Mr Trellis does look like he's about to punch me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Really must ask him how he'd feel
If I were to smoosh you at the bash
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# *isn't allowed to play with girls*
Hmph. I just have to gaze at their crotches and rock quietly.

3. Bloody. Years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
#
has never played with girls
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:29, archived)
# :O
I'm tempted to just get in trouble so you can have done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I'm sure Mr Trellis won't mind
Too much
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# It's a very different experience.
Mr Wow will. Terribly much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Aw, poor Mr Wow
Jealous?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Even if you invite him to play?
How queer!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I'm not sure.
Doesn't tend to be talked about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:42, archived)
#
Is he attending the bash?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:47, archived)
# No. I tend to fly solo on these things.
Otherwise I'd spend all my time introducing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Snap!
*highfives*
*sits in corner and cries a bit*
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:32, archived)
# O_O I cannot look away
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# quickstop?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:37, archived)
# *giggles*
Nicely done :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# grammar cat
is watching you punctuate.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# YES!

(not an answer to your question, but an exclamation in support of correct spelling and grammar)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# You're a slut for language, Waspy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# language is my mother, my sister, my whore, my mistress
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# are you from the deep south?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Isle of Wight?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Deeper!
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# underneath the isle of wight?
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# *thrusts*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# my papa, uncle, brother called her "language" cuz he thought i sounded purdy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# My complimentary moist lemon scented cleansing square or handy freshen up wipette.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# the softy downy growth of a mediterranean girl's moustache
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# A half forgotten childhood birthday party.
Language is the hulk of a charred panzer.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# the warm trusting feel of a damp nappy
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
# It's cobwebs long since overrun by an old wellington boot.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
# damn i was about to use that one
It's the soft rain of dust that falls into a shaft of morning light as you take from an old bookshelf a half-forgotten book of erotic memoirs.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:30, archived)
# It's the damp trusting touch of a leaking nappy.
This could go on for ageeeees
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
# i've got it on now :)
stephen fry rules
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:35, archived)
# that sounds so filthy
marry me
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# It is my business
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Good it makes you so moist then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:27, archived)
# STOP! Grammar Time!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburnt Tiger Herbie goes Piranhas!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Splendid!
Now I must steal away from whence I came.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# are you waiting
for someone to point out the redundant 'from'?

*points out*
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# DIS NOT LOLCAT. ENGLISH TO GOOD
It is however:

I do like your lolcat though.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Apart from the comma between spelling and and
it is grammatically correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# oxford comma
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I put the Comma in there for a pause.
F-ing M'soft Word 'Spelling and Grammar' didn't question it when I used it to check!..
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:33, archived)
# ha ha ha
i do approve of this laugh-out-loud cat.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:31, archived)
#

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# *gurns*


woo...have a click
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# An abomination of science or divine retribution?
You decide!

It's seriously disturbing either way
(I helped save b3ta! but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# good lord
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# No Deal
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:20, archived)
# fabulous
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:25, archived)
# HIM HEAD LIKE CHICKMENS!
CRAZY CHICKMEN HEAD GUY!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Contender Ready.... Inquisition Ready... 3, 2, 1, GO !


Click for bigger (64KB)
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Tuskan...ready...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# COME ON BARRY!!!
KICK HIM IN THE MAN-CUNT


EDIT: - this shall be my standard response for when these battens are drawn out!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# cunt him in the fuck barry!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# YES!
this!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# You know you got 50 quid off Nuts this week?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# is he still winning?



/doesn't read nuts
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# images are in my profile if you ever need to check.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# many woo's indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# Easily scared off, but they will be back and in greater numbers
Which will be great for the next round
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# we must be cautious
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# hahha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# yes.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Tuskany!
...or is it Tunisia?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
[challenge entry] It was always my favourite Gladiators round
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# *chuckles*
*passes Viagra*
*titters*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# haha!
nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# arf 'n' click!
(I helped save b3ta! Aenesis, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# That's a round on that new game show on ITV isn't it?
pleb Vs some celebrity you have never heard of.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# I saw that, how fantastic is it?!
You basically get to see celebrities being complete dicks by trying to stop typical members of the public from winning £50k!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# That pleb
would have won it if his daddy loved him enough to teach him how to kick a football!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# *places football on floor*
*pushes with toe*

WHERE'S MY MONEY
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I've invested it for you in this great company called
Northern Rock
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# They sound like something to do with Whitesnake.
Aces.



Mmmmmmm Coverdale.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# *monies*
hows you're day?

better than yesterday i hope
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Hehehe, much better ta.
And thank you for asking!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# It just makes it even fucking better!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# tee hee
celebs v plebs

like it
(Darth Vodka, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:03, archived)
# a-whoop!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# hahaha like it


imagine if you will* a gladiator on the phone holding up their hand palm facing out with the caption
"HANG ON"

hilarious i think you'll agree


*cos i can't be arsed 'shopping it
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# this should help
www.urologychannel.com/erectiledysfunction/treatment.shtml
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# guess what colour this
link was

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Purple?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# magenta
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# is this set in a railway station?
are they speighting?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Now that's going to get the kids watching again
at very least in Bridgend


Woo
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:40, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:11, archived)
# half-baked idea
in my head and now out. Musta bindun?

There might be a challenge idea in this - if politicians endorsed products etc.
(kenriise boom shak-a-lak, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# *squints*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# yea - not many large images of chips on t'interwebs
*outrage*
(kenriise boom shak-a-lak, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# im very sorry but
i dont get politics...


so...RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# senator mcaine
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# im britian they're called
cunts mp's
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# no; they're definitely called chips.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# er
John McCain - McCain's oven chips

Nothing more than a half-baken fleetin' pun

*goes back to work*
(kenriise boom shak-a-lak, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# The possibilities are endless
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# *Moves to America*
*Becomes American citizen*
*Votes for President McClane*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# funnee
:-D
(kenriise boom shak-a-lak, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Ah
Very good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# yep
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:16, archived)
# aha
much better than mine :-D
(kenriise boom shak-a-lak, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:12, archived)
[challenge entry] tenuous pun


I'll get my coat...
(GoingDeeper last made a n00bie mistake on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
# a-pfft!
very well done!

needs less seams tho
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# fair nuff
seams tidied :)
(GoingDeeper last made a n00bie mistake on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Im sure
There must be a Pr0n film called Glad he ate her.
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# I believe there is:
www.starma.com/penis/daddyswank/daddyswank.html

(no horse rubbish like the Knight Behatted puts around.)
...probably nsfw
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# YAY
Go K3b/-\b
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# I'm working on it :)
not there yet but working feverishly
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:10, archived)
# *grabs nearst pan*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# *winds up*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# *swings*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# *connects*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# *SPANG!!!!!!!!*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# pfffh :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# HAHAHA
WINNAH! Welcome new person draw yourself up a kitten etc:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# god i'm really sorry this has bindun :)
very well done newbie! have a kitten
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# its dunbin
aw the poor little noob. Well encourage away, he's doing well. I'm still going to spang him

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:07, archived)
# seems fair
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# heh
I should pay less attention to work and more attention to whats going past on b3ta really, shouldn't I :D
(GoingDeeper last made a n00bie mistake on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# oh no offence
its very good
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:21, archived)
# aw don't be so harsh
it seamed fine to me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# I wondered how someone was going to get that golden oldie in
:OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# good one!
as has been remarked, bindun, but you weren't to know...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Draw vampire bunnies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Yes please!
Or a cat sitting in a chair looking evil while stroking a little Blofeld
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)
# *titters*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)
# with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Ha ha
^These. Both of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)
# mrs bond, i wasn't expecting this
pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
# Please draw
Top Gear Dog
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)
# freakshow!

how the west was won!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)
# ^this is glorious technicolour!
more freakshow!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Assassins Creed...WITH TITS
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)
# ooh ooh ooh
draw helga destroying rush-hour traffic

attack of the 50FT helga
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Or
A Giant man eating Popadom !
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Tee Hee
LMAO
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# i shall request the Nurse Sally colour,
followed by a request for something like a parrot. in fact, a parrot would be nice. i still suggest you do the first one though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# Dinosaurs jousting.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# a mouse eating an eagle
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# scarlet on a scooter
one of the ones with LOADS of mirrors
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# will the mods allow it?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)
# i'd think so
the rockers might be a bit pissed off though
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# a mod scooter
ashally
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
# I know
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# i know you know
thats how i knew
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# What you did last summer
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# SEXY WALRUS BARRY WHITE TYPE CHAP
please. Crooning into a seaweed covered microphone, pointing at a bashful lady walrus with his flipper.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)
# with tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
# But of course.
*hug* hello meester! Be proud of me, I spoke halfway-not-awful German yesterday. Well, typed. And understood some!

All is not lost.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# hello
I'm wearing a tie today.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Excellent work, bet you look like a big sexy business man.
I'm wearing a belt.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# MY WURK IZ SERIUS BIZNIS
What kind of belt is it
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# AYE AYE COMMODORE
*salutes*

Wooly belt. Came with the jumper (mid thigh length dove grey cashmere tuniccy jumper, since you [didn't] ask)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# mm cashmere
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# It'll be coming to the meet.
I shall give you big cuddles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:19, archived)
# \o/
Haven't decided what i shall wear yet. It's an important decision.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:22, archived)
# *tickles*
Are you costuming?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:23, archived)
# Nope, just being me
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:54, archived)
# ^ this
with a manatee backing band
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# *claps ecstatically* oh my goodness yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# lunch time in the busy world of Captain Wow?
*enhuggulates*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Thank fuck, I'm starved.
Nomnomnomnom


*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
# A millenium barndance hosted by Jet from Gladiators
on the verge of turning into a rave.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Hmmmm
Idwa for Gladiator Challenge John Goodman Vs the guy who plays Norm from Cheers in an Eat off.
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# A policeman having fisticuffs
with a large slice of sentient cheese
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:05, archived)
# It puts the cream crackers on its skin
or it gets the hose again.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Original Gladiators Wolf and Shadow
have drunkenly stumbled into the studio where the all new show is being filmed. The pair have been wandering the streets since losing their jobs, fucked up on white lightning and crack, leotards dirty and torn, their "little gladiators" hanging free.

On sight of Kirsty Gallagher (if that's who the new presenter is), both become enraged, the old adrenaline coming back and flowing hard, the rage leads to arousal and soon both old stalwarts are going at [insert name of male presenter]'s with their filthy, disease-ridden pugil sticks (if that's what the giant cotton buds were called).

*note to self: do more research*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# No sane
In fact neither sane nor insane people would shag Ian Wright.
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 13:50, archived)
# I sense dread..
On dry land, most organisms are confined to the surface, or at most to altitudes of a hundred meters-the height of the tallest trees, in the oceans, though, available living space has both verticle and horizontal dimensions. With an average depth of 3800 meters, the oceans offer 99% of the space where life can develop on earth.

The deep sea, which has been immersed in total darkness since the dawn of time, occupies 85% of this space.

Some ghastly, hideousness from this utter darkness, with tits
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Educational AND erotic
What more can you ask for?
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Dear mister Jahled
Why don't tuna have tits?

Yours sincerely

Little Annie Wow (6 and three quarters)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Because they are fish and not mammals.
Yours condescendingly
Jeru
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Don't intercept mail, it's naughty.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:18, archived)
# paraplegic waffles
kidneyfest 08

Silence of the Spams

Little Bo peep on a killing spree after the DEFRA have her flock slaughtered due to a contiminant in their food source
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:11, archived)
# An mad victorian scientist building a mechacat
out of old steam pipes and copper plating?

(It can only say Yiff as a given)
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Sexy nerd girl please
Doing something innocently sexy, possibly involving maths, or computers
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't Push me push a
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)
# i seam to remember these
i still say that everytime someone says don't push me
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# hi popular gladiator!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# He he he
to be fair, I can see why he's popular... I mean... look at him!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Well
He does have a Giant Push Pop ! I can see him in the back of a van by a school....
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Probably best to call the police while he's still there then...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
# The concept for them was great!
The actual eating of them, not so much.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
[challenge entry] hehe a cock fight

thats what the Gladiators need cock fights.

Click for bigger (348KB)
(Leoninus "Never lick a fresh turd on a hot day.", Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)
# oh dear, hahaha
It had to be done.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Just add
shark, helicopter and bridge and that's what I wanted to do but can't be arsed!

Edit: How rude! Woosome! *cleek*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I had an idea for a hang tough
But it was too sick for me to contemplate actually shopping
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)
# describe it
*all earses*
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Suffice it to say it involved Mark Speight
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha
You! Hell! Now!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I know, that's exactly what I thought
It went like this:

Brain: Hm, new compo. Right, gladiator events... Atlaspheres, Eliminator...
Me: Gauntlet
Brain: Gauntlet, thanks, I'd forgotten that... Hang tough!
Me: Ooh, hang tough!
Brain: And you know who's been hanging tough recently?
Me: Do I want to?
Brain: Speight Speight Speighty Speight
Me: I'm going to hell
Brain: Shop it
Me: NO!
Brain: Shop it
Me: NO!
Brain: Shop it
Me: NO!
Brain: Shop it
Me: NO!

etc
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# *taps nose*
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)
# hahaha...
shop it, shop it, shop it..
I even want to click the very thought of it.. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# ok then no i didn't...
i was going to involve goatses
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# in a 'shop or just in your daily business?
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)
# i had the same thought
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)
# holy burning cotton buds of doom
aimed at the ball-sacks of the competitors?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)
# There's.....something on the wing!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)
# HOLY SHIT
ITS GOT A SPANNER!!!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Aw
He's just making it work better by removing that big lump of metal.

Well, it stands to reason, dunnit? Reduce the weight, the higher/faster you go!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:52, archived)
# hahahaha top stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:52, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
needs more Shatner
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)
# i'd feel safer with him on the wings :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Lovely!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)
# "K-L-M, uh-huh uh-huh"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)
# *beep boop, boop beep*
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)
# That's the iggy
(i wasnt sure how to do that bit)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:58, archived)
# Iggy?
Pop?
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Sorry, I forget that most people dont speak internet weirdo
Grandpa Simpson said it once, meaning "that's the one"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Thought so. Internet weirdo speak ftw
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:08, archived)
# There's nothing on the wing.
There's something on the engine casing though. :p


HA HA. I AM WITTY!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# I'm flying KLM next month.
Any chance you can make this 777 window sized so I can stick it on and scare the other passengers?

Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:00, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:02, archived)
# klm
the choice airline of escaping nazi war criminals
*documentary on radio 4 a few weeks back*
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Archbishop of Cunterbury

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)
# Only on weekends
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
# eep!
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Still Would
*dons ruff*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Here's his arch enemy...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Pentagram is the wrong way up,
but other than that it's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)
# depends
he could be a pagan
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)
# thats because he's a cunt
no respect for anyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)
# I don't know what you're talking about...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# \m/
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Ear, ear...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)
# You're not supposed to stick 'em in your ears anymore
What, the bloody hell, else are you supposed to do with them?!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)
# wee hole
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# Cos that's SOOOOO much healthier
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:48, archived)
# I can imagine what the beardedwife would say if I tried to stick one of them in his wee hole
and it wouldn't be "that's a splendid idea"
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)
# well I'm out of ideas
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Likewise if any man tried it on the unbeardedwfie
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)
# How big a cotton bud have you got in mind here?
Couldn't do THAT much harm could it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Let's tie you down
And find out
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)
# I was hoping you'd say that...
*gets the rope*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:01, archived)
# Look at the picture
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# *winces*
*attempts*
*winces some more*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)
# the first 5 inches are the worst
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:54, archived)
# i love sticking them in my ears :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)
# nothing else works to clean ears properly though.

Why can't SCIENCE find a solution for this?
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)
# olive oil?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:49, archived)
# That's supposed to work
but you just end up with oil in your ears

funnily enough
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)
#
but I like having oily ears
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Shower head is still the best way
When I lectured live sound it was one of the first thing I told my classes how to do. When people start learning audio the tend to want to clean their ears out better. I knew a couple who had to leave the course due to ear damage.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:55, archived)
# What about the kind that you can't help?
my hearing is sporked on the right side, virtually no high frequencies at all... doesn't stop me recording and mixing stuff...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:57, archived)
# Ah
Clubbing? The the hair receptors in the aural canal that deal with HF go first.
I do know a guitarist that has exactly the same problem in his left ear. Amazingly enough in the last year of so it has started to come back a bit.
You do lose HFs anyway. The audable range for humans is said to be 20Hz to 20kHz but that is based on a child's hearing. Most people have problems hearing things above 19kHz.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:04, archived)
# Never bben clubbing in my life...
The right side was always dodgy from when I was little, then not helped by being in ridiculously loud bands from 16-26 (now).

On the right side I can get 14kHz if I REALLY concentrate, generally not much abouve 11 though...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I hope you're using proper ear plugs now?
Not the crappy foam ones. Ideally you should get some custom made for you. You can get some, they not that cheap, that'll cut levels pretty well but will do so evenly on all freqs.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Oh yes the have:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)
# Jebus
Don't stick them in your ears unless you're completely aware of what your sticking it into!
Best way us sticking your lug 'ole under a hot shower head for about 30 seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
# I did this for years before I realised you had to turn the water on
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:52, archived)
# *takes notes*
I see, and does it help if the head is actually running?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:52, archived)
# yes
And the shower head too:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:56, archived)
[challenge entry] CONTESTANT. READY

GANDALF, READY.

Yeah. He'd fuck you up.

Bindun?
(MasterMike, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)
# hehe
OMG LOL.
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)
# hahahaha
*insert a very loud YOU HALL NOT PASS!"
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Ooof
That's smashin' *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)
# that pun was a
cracker....shall be hard to beat it

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)
# Hehehe
While I'm liking most of the Gladiator entries so far, they seem to be straying from the original brief.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)
[challenge entry] One for the old farts here.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# D'oh, that took me FAR too long!
I was thinking "That looks like Nuno Bettencourt", and wondering who it really was, then trying to remember the other guy's name, and...

...bah, haha!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# The scary thing was how close the orginal guy looked to Gary Chenone!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# i love that more than words
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# Well...
Women tend to smuggle Penuts, They look like they are smuggeling Bananas
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)
# disappointment comes captioned


Click for loooooooong
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# Read the label!
*does not bestow super powers*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:37, archived)
# d'oh
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# bindun
in real life!

but most woo's for the comic
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# it has? no wai?
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# wai!
twas by me as well :D

ooooh the drunken fun

(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:42, archived)
# Haha, nicely executed
*clicks*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:39, archived)
# cheers muchly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:40, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)
# got cape, wore cape, got killed with hammers
twice
in the face
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)
# Got cape, wear cape, fly?
Isn't that an emo band?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)
# it's some bloke whose face looks like a stapler with glasses
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)
# This I HAVE to see.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)
# i dunno i just remember hearing the name somewhere recently
buzzcocks perhaps? i just liked the name
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:45, archived)
# He was indeed on buzzcocks
and came accross as an almighty cock-cheddar
(I helped save b3ta! Liquid Crystal, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:46, archived)
# A pop star? Acting like a cock? On TV?
Naaaaaah.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:47, archived)
# wasn't he just a tad quiet?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:50, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 11:51, archived)

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