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What's all this lime rubbish then?

(Bogbean, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:20, archived)

It's rubbish.

And should end.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:21, archived)

nuh uh.

li(m)es.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:24, archived)

quiet lime woz ere

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:24, archived)

hahahahhahahhahahahahahahahaha

WINNAR!"!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:21, archived)

We needed more limelols on b3ta

because we all had the internet scurvy.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:21, archived)

Fell into a burning lime of fire !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:23, archived)

~~fire~~ lime

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:24, archived)

And for that matter...

~~fell~~ lime
~~into~~ lime
a lime
~~burning~~ lime
of lime

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:25, archived)

lime

haha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:25, archived)

*LIMES*

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Wed 28 May 2008, 0:23, archived)

Are you my mummy?

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:19, archived)

Yes.

Now go to bed, young lady!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:20, archived)

*snarls*

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:31, archived)

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGH

and indeed, what the fuck?

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:20, archived)

Yes, now get back in the fucking basement, Fritzl jr

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:20, archived)

Jebus save us.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:20, archived)

nyeeERR!

Was that Dakota originally?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:21, archived)

Yup!

I'll link the source, I don't know what the word tween means, but it came from the first page of images on google image search. I hope the internet coppers aren't going to shoot me.

tweenscene.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/dakota-fanning-smiling.jpg

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:22, archived)

The source is more frightening!

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Aenesis, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:23, archived)

Tweenager

is a term coined a few years back to describe that no mans land between being a kid and being a teenager, could be that?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:25, archived)

Oh thank goodness.

I was hoping it wasn't something a bit wrong.

Thank you for setting my mind at rest!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:28, archived)

Any time my dear Cap'n

Glad to be of service

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:31, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:33, archived)

Schweeeeeeeet !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:21, archived)

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:30, archived)

ARGRHR!

KILL ITS FACE

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:21, archived)

That's a great image to take to bed with me.

*Fears*

Good lime, b3ta!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 0:22, archived)

Chars me dars.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:23, archived)

Yes I am,

would you like to come and see some puppies?

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Aenesis, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:22, archived)

i fucking hope not!

ps i have a baby who refuses to go to sleep on my shoulder

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:22, archived)

*sings*

Nice stuff, not Cannibal Corpse or owt.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:23, archived)

she'd probably like that

she's headbutted me twice

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:27, archived)

This kid gets better and better.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:28, archived)

now she's trying to stare me out

using the age old Young family frown

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:31, archived)

Hahaha, bless.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:33, archived)

she looks very lovely in her red jammies

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:35, archived)

I should think so.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:36, archived)

praise the lord!

she's asleep

nite nite

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Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:39, archived)

night!

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:41, archived)

No, but I have a fine selection for you chose from.

All priced for the budding horror. WY.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:23, archived)

Argh!

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in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:25, archived)

Fish heads, fish heads

Roly poly, fish heads.

(Bogbean, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:14, archived)

hmmm...

I've adjusted for the lack of lime in this, and I'm afraid I can only give it a houpla.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:15, archived)

Eat them up, YUM!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 0:16, archived)

FISH HEADS ARE NEVER SEEN DRINKING CAPPUCINO IN ITALIAN RESTAURANTS WITH ORIENTAL WOMEN

YEAH

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Shiksa, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:16, archived)

Never?

or RARELY?

come to soho my man, i'll show you a few things*

*my cock

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:19, archived)

*never got offered this*

*feels damn offended*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:19, archived)

Took my fish heads out to see a movie

didn't have to pay to get them in

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:19, archived)

I fell in love with a starfish trooper...

*sings*

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:21, archived)

Needs less nipple

and more LIME

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Wed 28 May 2008, 0:21, archived)

OH GOD, WHAT? WHY ARE YOU ALL RUNNING AWAY?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:13, archived)

Needs more Lime!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:13, archived)

I fucking changed my name already.

How many more limes do you want from me?

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:14, archived)

All your limes

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Aenesis, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:14, archived)

...are belong to us?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:15, archived)

darn it

beat me to it
Stupid laughing fits

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:16, archived)

Nothing has made me laugh more today than Karla Hogan.

Heck, nothing has made me laugh that hard this MONTH.

I'm going to hell.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:21, archived)

karla hogan?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:24, archived)

Professional mong

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Wed 28 May 2008, 0:25, archived)

I missed this

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:29, archived)

Haha,

I'm putting that on my CV.

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Aenesis, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:31, archived)

this has me loling like a loon

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:15, archived)

When did this citrus based japery start.

And why?

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:13, archived)

somebody posted a picture about 'sublimation'

and then somebody added limes.

It started there :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:14, archived)

So people have been squeezing puns out of it ever since?

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:15, archived)

Yeah, they really got a zest for it.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:16, archived)

I cant see the a-peel

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:18, archived)

You're just bitter.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:18, archived)

You're just a Sourpuss

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 0:20, archived)

Someone posted something about sublimation

I made a joke based on this with the punchline "sublime!" and it went from there.

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Wed 28 May 2008, 0:15, archived)

A couple of hours ago I think.

Something about Limes Vs Zombies,

which of course Team Lime is winning hands down.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:16, archived)

hahahahahahahahaha

I am loving lime night @ b3ta.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:14, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:14, archived)

HAHAHA!!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 0:17, archived)

hahaha

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:17, archived)

gheeeeeeeeeeee

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:14, archived)

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:17, archived)

eeeeeee!

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:46, archived)

Citrus sacrilege!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 0:15, archived)

"Lime 3, standing by!"

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 28 May 2008, 0:12, archived)

hahhhahahha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:13, archived)

hahaha

I like his whiskers.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:13, archived)

I knew there was something I forgot...

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 28 May 2008, 0:14, archived)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:30, archived)

hehehehe

i wondered how long it'd be before limecat's helmet appeared..

oooerr...

hmmm. reckon i need sleepage now. night everyone.

(evilging www.drivenlikethesnow.co.uk, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:15, archived)

UUDHHHDHHHHHHHHRRRGNNNNG Standing by.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:16, archived)

haha

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Aenesis, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:17, archived)

hahahahaha!

i want to marry this man.
if only he wasn't now in a million bits floating in space :(

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:18, archived)

pfffft!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:20, archived)

Haha! Good one!

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..wil, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:31, archived)

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:03, archived)

woo

and
...
*click

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:04, archived)

Not the limes you were looking for

Woo!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:05, archived)

hurray for pop culture!

*yawn* tiresome references to it.

sorry for rudeness, i've been aggravated by my college exhibition today...

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:05, archived)

That's alright you wanker.

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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:06, archived)

i aim to please.
by which i mean 'piss off with my pretentious opinions'

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:07, archived)

is it an exhibition on limes?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:06, archived)

*Joins team lime*

Can I have the badge?

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Wed 28 May 2008, 0:07, archived)

Its we are the limes

JOIN JOIN LIME!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:08, archived)

hahaha

epiphalime
hahaha

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:07, archived)

haha lime-cordial

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:10, archived)

i wish :(

no it's all about art.
ART!

how gay...

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:08, archived)

draw limes

they are arts
:D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:09, archived)

by the exhibition itself?

Did it fall on you?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:06, archived)

enough citrus!

let's have some old skool frivolity...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:54, archived)

Only a tribute, I see. :P

Edit: Why have you done this as an animated gif when it would've worked perfectly (and probably better) as an ordinary comic strip? Just curious.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:55, archived)

drawn (badly, in paint)

from memory.
viz seemed funnier twenty years ago...

edit: trying to keep size down i guess

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:57, archived)

fair point :D

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:59, archived)

the original

is here:
www.b3tards.com/u/4f3e520a1ba01b78eff9/tgb_comic.jpg
if you really must

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:01, archived)

yay! in COMIX!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:01, archived)

Viz is funny.

I read every issue.

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Aenesis, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:55, archived)

this..well i read all the issues my brother buys

i love top tips.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:57, archived)

I love the cornflake box tips they always have

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:58, archived)

DUTCH MASTERS:

Try a little more light in your paintings. It's often hard to see what's going on in the corners.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:04, archived)

SAVE MONEY ON TOILET PAPER

by wiping your arse on a flannel.

This can be reused once your wife or girlfriend has washed it.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:05, archived)

i wonder if that actually works.

wouldnt it only be good for one wipe really?

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:07, archived)

you could just turn it over,

or fold it in half.

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Aenesis, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:08, archived)

Are you fed up with making love to the same woman?

Lay on your wife till she goes numb, hey presto it will feel like you're making love to a different woman!

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Aenesis, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:05, archived)

don't

waste money on expensive binoculars.
simply stand closer to the object you wish to view

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:05, archived)

Enjoy indoor snorkelling

by filling a bath with water, then removing the plug quickly and putting your mouth over the hole, breathing through the overflow.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:07, archived)

up the arse corner was classic

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:02, archived)

shhh

this is Top Secret

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:07, archived)

oh god yes!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:10, archived)

I would like to click 'I like this', but my mouse was stolen by gypsies in the night

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:55, archived)

you might be lying mightn't you

hmm?

(quibble, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:58, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:51, archived)

this is hypnotizing

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:52, archived)

that lime has spots!

limepard ?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:52, archived)

LIME-O-PARD? D:

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:53, archived)

i think we all know what needs to be done

get to work hexy!

(quibble, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:59, archived)

hahaha

my PC is all asleeps for the night. However the next episode of AOP will include a celebrity lime.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:00, archived)

...I can't look away

(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:53, archived)

in your sig... i read that slightly wrong

instead of election i read it as something completely different
boingboingyboingy
G'nite b3taians!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:53, archived)

G'nite SkUG

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Aenesis, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:54, archived)

g'night!

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:55, archived)

woah

3 limes!
Jackpot!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:58, archived)

fuck

that messes with my head

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:01, archived)

whahey!

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:02, archived)

G'night!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:11, archived)

Fuck, I can't look away

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:54, archived)

*slaps*

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:56, archived)

this reminds me of that scene in airplane!

*forms a queue behind jessie*
*slaps*

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:03, archived)

haha

*joins queue*
Get a hold of yourself man
*slaps*

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:04, archived)

I can't take it any more...I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:11, archived)

UpDownUpDowndowupwnnpwupupdwpnpdowp

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:54, archived)

Ok, this is my last one for tonight as I am tired and sleepy.

This is actually a real time pictorial representation of the inside of my head

Team Lime Badges. GO LIME, GO!

Edit: Keep checking the title tags y'all. I am in XKCD mode

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:40, archived)

LIMES LIMES LIMES

BEES BEES BEES

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:42, archived)

That is a good bee.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:44, archived)

Its got no legs

Thats why its happy

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:45, archived)

zing! bees on peas

/yesterdays humour.

(quibble, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:48, archived)

YES

That was my most successful thread to date

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:49, archived)

with good reason!

bees offer an almost endless stream of awesome.

(quibble, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:51, archived)

ALMOST.

But that doesn't quite cut it, bees.
Try harder, bees.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:52, archived)

yes they do

Its my b3taday soon aswell
I doubt ill get anything :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:52, archived)

You cocking will.

*won't ruin the surprise*

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:54, archived)

is it a cock?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:55, archived)

It's LOVELY, is what it is.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:56, archived)

its a cock isnt it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:59, archived)

no :(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:01, archived)

i spy a

BEE-day surprise in the making :)

(quibble, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:54, archived)

dear people who weren't here last night,

enjoy!

love,
Hexy.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:51, archived)

aw yay

wuvs all for meee :)

also, hexy, if you still intend to come to see all the art on saturday with me, prepared for me to get ranty... some of it is shitness :)

(quibble, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:52, archived)

AWESOME.

I can't stand people who start sentences with 'weeelll... this is good, BUT...'

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:54, archived)

most of my sentences will either being with

'next!'
'OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS CUNT...'
or
'ARGH! THIS IS SO PISSING GOOD!'

actually ha. i remember during a levels we went to see a caravaggio show, and i remmeber thinking you can tell who actually does art here, because they're the ones muttering 'fucking cunt. how the fuck did he DO this' under their breath.

(quibble, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:57, archived)

haha, ace.

Art is fantastic. As long as I too have the right to point at things and go 'BUT THAT'S TERRIBLE' I'm there.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:58, archived)

I went round the Tate modern with a Frenchman who I vaguely knew who was visiting London.

He was a lofty 32 year old stereotype of man.

Some of the stuff he said about the art made me want to saw my ears off.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:00, archived)

ugh

french people are so hung up on their god damn beautiful language that they think it makes them experts on the subject.

(of beauty that is)
(also this may be MASSIVELY sweeping over-generalisation...)

(quibble, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:16, archived)

He wasn't caught up in the beauty of the language, it's just that he was the type of person who used lots of words but said little.

I may not be Brian Sewell, but I have done enough art to know what looks good and what doesn't.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:19, archived)

PS: my favourite bee in your picture is the one on the bottom left.

He looks so content, just bumping along on the peas.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:57, archived)

Don't turn you back on him...ever.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:56, archived)

Oh shut up.

It's growing tiresome now.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:56, archived)

Where's the love, man?

Where's the love?

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:59, archived)

No, no more chances.

It's over :'(

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:00, archived)

*cancels train tickets and puts away bash shoes*

*sniffle*

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:02, archived)

oh come now, don't be like that...

the very thought that you have 'bash shoes' is so charming that I really want you to come again.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:06, archived)

Poor choice of words.

There is no love. NO LOVE!

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:07, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:52, archived)

I've just noticed

your bee is flying at cloud height. That's fucking high for a bee.

That must be the best bee ever!

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:53, archived)

I has no legs

It lives in the sky
that what makes it awesome

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:55, archived)

That's a neato!

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NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 27 May 2008, 23:42, archived)

I heard he ended up going to France.

Some kid burnt his neck though. He didnt like it.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:44, archived)

OH MAN I LOVE LIMES

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 27 May 2008, 23:48, archived)

SOME PEOPLE SAY I SOUND LIKE LIMES

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:52, archived)

BEST OF ALL THE CITRUS'

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:56, archived)

[beautiful maaan, beautiful :?) ]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:42, archived)

I love you

and your badge. GO LIME GO.

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 27 May 2008, 23:43, archived)

Thanks, ants.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:45, archived)

Thants?

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 27 May 2008, 23:47, archived)

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:47, archived)

look around you

FTW!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:48, archived)

Blants :)

(

NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 27 May 2008, 23:51, archived)

previous lime-bee

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:43, archived)

Rarrrr.

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:45, archived)

Those teefs really need a good brush!

(

Aenesis, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:45, archived)

zombies don't brush their teefs

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:47, archived)

Then they will suffer high dentist bills then!

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Aenesis, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:48, archived)

you really must change the lemon in your name to lime.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:46, archived)

someone like me could steal his user name..

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:48, archived)

Maybe.

If you ask nicely enough.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:48, archived)

pweeeeeeeeease

*cricket bats lashes*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:49, archived)

Ok.

Damn it. I give in.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:11, archived)

*wishes I could find the 'Why aren't you a lemon?' clip from the Armando Iannucci Shows*

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:53, archived)

Yay!

Pimms o'clock!

(

riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:46, archived)

Tally ho!

(

We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:47, archived)

HAHA!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:47, archived)

hahaha!

your mind is too scary for me :(

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:51, archived)

Oh Peter

...y'little tyke.

(t0mki, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:40, archived)

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Aenesis, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:41, archived)

Dragon's Den, dontchaknow.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:42, archived)

I would love to see this on dragons den!

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Aenesis, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:50, archived)

The sick fucker! She's a face like a bag of hammers.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:43, archived)

that is not even a real site...

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:44, archived)

O_o

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:45, archived)

HAHAHA

QUICK MORE LIMES!!!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:46, archived)

To the lime cave!

oh dear

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:47, archived)

you sad sad man/woman/animal

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:48, archived)

is that weeble n bob in the background?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:48, archived)

no idea

it's probably just a passing alien spacecraft

:)

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:00, archived)

rofl!

(t0mki, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:03, archived)

With apologies to M3Essential:

But I just had to (sorry there's no limes) original

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..wil, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:36, archived)

blind soldiers didn't get rifles?

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:38, archived)

He's testing them for possible deviant sexual urges,

the blind guys are a control...

(

..wil, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:41, archived)

or maybe they just have long rifles and weak arms.

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:46, archived)

Ahaha, good spot.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:41, archived)

that's some fast mincing!

(

kingofpork is the king of pork, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:41, archived)

Too fast do ya think?

Maybe I should slow it down...?

*edit* OOPS, now I fucked up and missed out a zero and it's too slow!

*edit edit* got there, refresh and it should be right now...

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..wil, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:43, archived)

haha

Very good the both of you.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:42, archived)

Hehe.

Got a link to the original pic?

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:45, archived)

Good point!

Done...

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..wil, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:51, archived)

Oh, I meant the source of hitler.

S'cool, I'll find it.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:55, archived)

OIC,

erm, ask M3Essential?

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..wil, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:01, archived)

hahaha!~

splendid!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:57, archived)

Glad you like, it's always a little bit of a rudeness shopping someone's just shopped pic and putting it into a new thread, but I wanted folks to see it 'cos it got me giggling!

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..wil, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:03, archived)

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 27 May 2008, 23:35, archived)

I'd reply but i'm too shy.....

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 23:37, archived)

oh god its pat "sharp" loffle

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:38, archived)

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:39, archived)

no! bad kitty!

do not mock teh bowie!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:41, archived)

i'm mocking teh shap. teh bowie is genius

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:42, archived)

teh bowie is sexeh

teh sharp is kittin wannabe

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:45, archived)

Haha,

Pat Sharp - best haircut of the 80's

(

Aenesis, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:42, archived)

hahahaha. or the worse.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:43, archived)

Best!

(

Aenesis, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:53, archived)

and do you have a pat sharp mullet?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:58, archived)

*sobs*

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Aenesis, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:03, archived)

Love it! Yay for Roland!

:)

Roland? Who the fuck is Roland? I meant Hoggle.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:46, archived)

I LOVE YOU ROOOOOOOOOLAND

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:49, archived)

hoggle is a girl in that suit

you do realise this, don't you?

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:54, archived)

No but to be honest it makes no difference. He's fucking awesome.

All the dancing in Flashdance was done by a bloke, too.
Horses in films and tv are just bunches of cats sellotaped together.

:)

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:59, archived)

pfff

i'd like to sellotape my cat to a horse.
for purely scientific purposes, of course ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:00, archived)

I dont get it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:38, archived)

lime-ahl

Google limahl...

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 23:39, archived)

Oooh!

I thought it was Boris Johnson, future lime-minister...

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:40, archived)

Oh I know now

I didnt know how to spell his name
:D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:40, archived)

Oh ho ho

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 27 May 2008, 23:40, archived)

[If you can tell to which Doctor in the series this title sequence belongs to...

(name, or number will do), you get a feeling of satisfaction by being right?

]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:32, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:32, archived)

[close...

...but no cigar ;?) ]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:37, archived)

Tom Baker

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:33, archived)

[Winnar!]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:35, archived)

best of all the classic doctors

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:35, archived)

I don't know

I downloaded The Brain of Morbius a while back because it scared the crap out of me when I was a kid

it's pretty much unwatchable now

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:37, archived)

[...darn tootin'

...although....Hartnel at times, and Troughton ;?P

also, Wiskers On Kittens :?) ]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:37, archived)

Oooh, kind of hypnotic

:)

Also, click here for joytimes

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:33, archived)

[hello you :?)

...bash me up, into a b3tan pulp :?)]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:35, archived)

You know it makes sense!

~~SkUG will be there this year!~~

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:38, archived)

if the truth must be known

I am rubbish at socialising
I have nothing to talk about and I'm boring
I don't drink
I don't smoke
I don't like people
I can't watch people eat or sit next to them whilst they are eating
I don't like pubs
and I'm scared :(
And my head hurts, my feet stink and I don't love jesus

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:41, archived)

Well your oddness

is something to talk about

(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:44, archived)

I was the only bloke in the shop when a message came on the intercom

between the workers
I overheard it and it said
"Lucy (or whatever her name was) thinks that your a very nice young man"... ok whats that all about? :-s

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:48, archived)

Meh

- 1 while 4 of that shouldn't be a problem
- b3tans are kind of an exception to the '5th in my eyes (I don't really get on well with people either)
- I can't see 6 coming up really (and you could just move away if someone brings a quick snack in)
- and it's a function room not a normal pub (though we do have out own bar)

As for the scared thing, most people are before they've been to a bash but I've not spoken to anyone yet that has been to a (non-talk board) bash and not felt welcome and comfortable pretty much immediately.

...however, I'm seeing that you're not really convinced on this idea and so shall stop hassling you :)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:48, archived)

Thank you

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:50, archived)

Are you going to make us another image to put on the wall?

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:54, archived)

[don't worry Skug, we can help...

I am rubbish at socialising --- it's easier to get better at it with practice.
I have nothing to talk about and I'm boring --- we can test you for your opinions, and decide ourselves whether we think you're boring or not.
I don't drink --- we can force this upon you.
I don't smoke --- ditto.
I don't like people --- ditto.
I can't watch people eat or sit next to them whilst they are eating --- do not do so; bring a book and arrange to read it whilst others are eating.
I don't like pubs --- you're going to be in company with some very fine b3tans, the location will become inconsequential.
and I'm scared :( --- Again, you'll be with a large group of friendly supportive people.
And my head hurts, my feet stink and I don't love jesus --- Take Neurofen, use fungicidal spray, and you shouldn't worry about not loving things that don't exist (usually ;?)

Right, next question? heheh.]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:55, archived)

I can't read :(

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:57, archived)

yay!

so does this mean you ARE coming again?

Only I keep refreshing the bash calendar page hopefully and your name never appears :(

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:58, archived)

[you keep up with the flattery my dear....

...and the good Professor may dislike the way I greet you....if I go. *raises eyebrow*]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:01, archived)

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Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 May 2008, 0:05, archived)

This is beautiful.

da dum dum da dum da dum dum da dum da dum dum da dum woooooo eeeoooooo!

(

Aenesis, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:34, archived)

ace!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:34, archived)

So that's what hyperspace looks like.

woo

(

Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 23:36, archived)

[it can also look like this:

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:39, archived)

William Hartnell

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:37, archived)

[keep up at the back. heh]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:38, archived)

Very nice!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:38, archived)

[I cheated....

....VLC distort plugin, visual equaliser settings, screenshots, import to imageready 7.0, delete a bit, optimise, resize, save, post, post.

it's more that I cared to do it really ;?P ]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:41, archived)

I guessed right then

still nice :)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:45, archived)

I was watching the three doctors today

youtube is riddled with so many fan videos, its hard to find the good stuff

(

executiverocker only wears C&A, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:48, archived)

Don't mind me

I'm just hogging the limelight as usual.

(

Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:28, archived)

oh you swine!

oink oink mmmm bacon

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:29, archived)

oh god

I was wondering why the pig was there
Then I read the text
*spangs*

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:29, archived)

*spang*

(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:29, archived)

Well it keeps sailors safe from scurvy rocks

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:33, archived)

I turned on,

I tuned in,

and that took me far too long.

WOO! More of this please!

(

JD if you please? Save The Apostrophes, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:37, archived)

Winston Spencer Leonard Churchill

Statesman, Prime Minister, raconteur and inventor of Karaoke

(

sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:24, archived)

oh yes

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:25, archived)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

i don't know why that's so funny, but it certainly appealed to me...

(evilging www.drivenlikethesnow.co.uk, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:27, archived)

He's singing

"I did it myyyyyy waaaaayyyyyy"

(

CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:27, archived)

can he not read?

mindyou, the screen is behind him i suppose...

(evilging www.drivenlikethesnow.co.uk, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:29, archived)

You forget the fact that Churchill

loves the Dancehall

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sepang 's favourite day is, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:43, archived)

Haha!

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:28, archived)

SHABBA!

fantastic :P *click*

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:31, archived)

erm... jawas made me do it... again?

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:14, archived)

You need to get rid of those jawas quickly

They are clearly nazi jawas

;)

(

mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:15, archived)

haha.

have i missed an attack of the 50ft lime picture yet?

also ning!

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:16, archived)

pfffft

50ft lime!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:17, archived)

it's the obvious choice that or a fresh prince lime.

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:20, archived)

I cant think of any other wandbagons that lasted as long apart from those two

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:22, archived)

yeah, most rear their ugly heads from time to time, again and again..but not often you get one going on for hours

at least this one has a bit more variety than the 50ft woman one...

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:23, archived)

well its based on more then one picture

and has produced ample distraction from revision
I dont mind a bit of fresh every now and again

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:24, archived)

She's in ur computr

maniplatin ur bits

:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:40, archived)

nIce effect

(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:45, archived)

[like that!

*click*]

(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:59, archived)

when does a wandbagon become a meme?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:24, archived)

I dont know

ask jeeves

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:25, archived)

I nearly did "GORDON'S ALIME!"

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:23, archived)

oh god you should.

please. for me?
*bats lashes*

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:24, archived)

for some reason i was thinking cricket bats

and i was like omgwtfsocks
then i fell off my chair

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:25, archived)

i give my cricket bats 40 lashes daily.

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:26, archived)

this sounds kinky

is it?

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:27, archived)

it is if you find cricket bats arousing

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:28, archived)

lol "depends what kind of balls they're hitting" ....actually no ow

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:29, archived)

YOU!

(

come to wales instead :D

southest westest walesest welshland!
edit : 198 mi – about 5 hours 17 mins... and thats in a modern car... not a 1970's rust bucket! it'll take me about 7 hours!

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:30, archived)

My parents live in North Wales

so I do, fairly regularly...make the effort you damn slacker, you have over 4 months to put £20 petrol money aside!

Edit: train it then!
But my parents live 125 miles from me and it takes me 2 and a half hours on average to drive, you mentalist

(

my car has a 5 gallon tank

and does 25mpg...
edit : thats according to google maps btw... not my numbers
edit 2 : a t-rain? whats one of those?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:34, archived)

vampire bats

playing cricket while being spanked?
.... nooo, thats not kinky.

edit : unless they have rubber pads.
edit 2 : and nappies
edit 3 : and why does skug's car have a machine gun?
edit 4 : oh, I see that's probably more like £40
edit 5 : murdok starts the blender on his unconsciousness passenger for being referred to as a fool one too many times.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:30, archived)

which car?

I have a machine gun...

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:38, archived)

machine-purpple gun

edit 6 : I now must sleep.

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:42, archived)

oh god.

i don't think i can handle this...

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:17, archived)

good idea

i'm going to bed - who's coming with me?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:19, archived)

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:19, archived)

PUT YOUR HAND DOWN

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:19, archived)

argh get that outta there

TJ TIME : chocolate rain

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:20, archived)

None of your sodding links work!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:25, archived)

press f5

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:27, archived)

I did

lots
Still dinnae work
:(

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:27, archived)

have you tried bathing with your toaster?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:28, archived)

I dont have a bath

Just a shower and a sink

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:30, archived)

does your sink sing?

(

SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:31, archived)

unfortunatly
That would be fun mind

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:32, archived)

Doesn't for me either

'FORBIDDEN'

(

have you tried pressing f5?

edit : *steals and uploads*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:34, archived)

Fanfuckingtastic!

(

Aenesis, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:37, archived)

chocolate rain?

youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

(

Aenesis, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:34, archived)

evening, love!

how's things?

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:19, archived)

good, and you ?

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:20, archived)

Can't complain, can't complain.

(

hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:31, archived)

hahahaha

(

bennyhillslovechild, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:27, archived)

bahahahhahaha

(

KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:29, archived)

*tries to resist pea'ing all of these*

Ah, why not...have one, at least.

(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:31, archived)

loved them all!~

woo!~

(

M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:36, archived)

LIMO

(

CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:12, archived)

Is this still going?

I REGRET NOTHING.

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 27 May 2008, 23:13, archived)

curse and your starting ways

i said this would go wrong
(proof b3ta.com/board/8407104)

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:13, archived)

Amazing what you can do with paint, nothing better to do, and a few mental problems.

(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Tue 27 May 2008, 23:18, archived)

This is brilliant!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:13, archived)

pffft!

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Aenesis, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:13, archived)

ahahahaha

am I in any way responsible for this wandbagon?

no, I'm not :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:13, archived)

Yes

You wanted it this way!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:13, archived)

damn fucking right

anyway, I have to open photoshop

two crap lime images to do :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:14, archived)

photoshop?""?!!!

Use paint!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:16, archived)

make that one crap image

as I'm too crap to be able to do it

:D

edit: make that 0 crap images as I'm too crap and impatient and really can't be arsed, due to being stuffed full of limes :D

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:32, archived)

Marvelously wonderful.

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 23:13, archived)

Woo yay and indeed houpla, my good sir/madam/plant!

Cleeeck!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:13, archived)

It took nearly 2 hours!

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:16, archived)

you peeled it all yourself?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:17, archived)

i need to see nowt else forever now i've seen this.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:14, archived)

*thieves eyes*

Hahahahahahahaha

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Aenesis, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:15, archived)

OH YES YES YES

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:15, archived)

I love this! :D

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..wil, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:35, archived)

NLGD

A new faction from Hitler himself.

National Lime Giving Day

Cheers for the inspiration M3Essential

(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:06, archived)

I think he's collecting them.

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:07, archived)

He'll give them a squeeze

He loved to remove the jewce.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:08, archived)

spang

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:10, archived)

*SPANG!*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:11, archived)

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Nathanial Hornblower, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:12, archived)

tenuous

but woo anyway

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:13, archived)

Either way, he is satisfied.

(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:08, archived)

Limes for everyone!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:08, archived)

Say what you like about Hitler,

while he was in power, the trains ran on time, and there were limes for everybody.

In fact, George Bush's 'No Child Left Behind' scheme can be linked to Hitler's 'No Child Left in Rind', which helped kids with a lime addiction get back into the real world.

It was later adapted to 'No Child Left in Rhine', which was where it all went pear shaped.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:08, archived)

Say what you like about Hitler

but at least he was right about the Jews.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:09, archived)

WELL COME ON WHAT KIND OF 'PEOPLE' DO YOU CALL THAT?!?!

THEY SAY 'OY'!?!?

my best friend has gotten into the habit of GLENDA SLAGG!?!?!?!?!!ing over MSN at the end of all her sentences. I really should tell her to stop fucking doing it.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:11, archived)

I once made that comment to a load of mates while out for a curry

when I was sat next to a Jewish friend. All the people around the table let out a disapproving "Ooooooooh" but she pissed herself.

Ricky Gervais based his entire act around that moment.

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:13, archived)

oh christ

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:09, archived)

Jumps on wandbagon :D

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Aenesis, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:09, archived)

Osama Bin limeden?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:10, archived)

Nice sig, a bit too brown though!

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Aenesis, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:18, archived)

Zombies are grabbing the limes!

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:09, archived)

god bless him!

a free lime for every nazi!

\o/

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:15, archived)

LIME SMASH!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:04, archived)

dont make me citrusy!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:04, archived)

he couldn't take on the zombies

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:06, archived)

theres only one way to find out!!!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:06, archived)

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

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kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Tue 27 May 2008, 23:07, archived)

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