The competition should be called
'blow the plot for any film you haven't yet seen'
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Wed 28 May 2008, 20:06,
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Edited post:
Actually I have just realised it is books and films. Sorry, nice post. :)
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Wed 28 May 2008, 20:12,
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It's the view of the people underneath
that I'm curious about.
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Wed 28 May 2008, 20:04,
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attack of the 4 foot minge?
panders to the idea of rebirthing ceremonies quite literally, you won't have to become an 8 pound child to become 'born again'
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Wed 28 May 2008, 20:09,
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It's already been done...
The competition's only been open an hour..and it's already been done.
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Wed 28 May 2008, 20:02,
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Did you Photoshop this?
Oh no, my mistake, you've hot-linked it.
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Wed 28 May 2008, 20:14,
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:D
you know what, I'd lose the building and just have it looping :)
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Wed 28 May 2008, 20:01,
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yeah, it's a bid of a redux
the old version was sans twin-towers
www.b3tards.com/u/90db962b3aef42144653/conan.gif
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Wed 28 May 2008, 20:04,
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www.b3tards.com/u/90db962b3aef42144653/conan.gif
SEYENSE IS RWONG LOL
WE SHOULD JUS KEEP DOIN WUT WE"RE DOIN I SEE NO PROBLEMZ
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Wed 28 May 2008, 19:59,
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not quite
although global warming IS natural
but it's fact that an inconvenient truth contains a shed load of bullshit statistics and "experts" as well as any real science it contains
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Wed 28 May 2008, 20:04,
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but it's fact that an inconvenient truth contains a shed load of bullshit statistics and "experts" as well as any real science it contains
pop quiz asshole
why would the entire scientific community make it up, and why would governments believe them and take action when clearly taking action will not do the economy any good? Obviously I value your highly informed scientific opinion a lot though, what with all the stuff you've been reading in the papers.
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Thu 29 May 2008, 17:08,
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You all just haven't had enough coacoa puffs
"This image challenge is shit"
"You need to have a shitty picture to be funny"
I sense a paradox
I apologize for not wanting to put in effort but that seems to be the trend for the time being, so I thought a joke would be better than another redundant TOAP
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Wed 28 May 2008, 20:03,
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"You need to have a shitty picture to be funny"
I sense a paradox
I apologize for not wanting to put in effort but that seems to be the trend for the time being, so I thought a joke would be better than another redundant TOAP
All the effort i put into my paint pic (see above)
For shame...
*sigh*
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Wed 28 May 2008, 20:05,
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*sigh*
here's 250, knock yourself out
www.imdb.com/chart/top
If you click on each one it even tells you what to put on each image.
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Wed 28 May 2008, 20:00,
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If you click on each one it even tells you what to put on each image.
I don't understand why people get upset about TOAP
Nearly every picture on here falls under that category. If you want artsy stuff, surely worth1000 is the place to go?
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Wed 28 May 2008, 20:00,
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you lasted longer than me.
I'm about to shop the bumper book of b3ta. It tells how 99% of the visitors can't use a pencil let alone a graphics manipulation programme and they plus 99% of the rest would not know humorous even if I beat it into them with my fists for 11 days.
It'll fly off Amazon.
edit:// Try harder you fucking half-wits. It is not "replace film title with synopsis"
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Wed 28 May 2008, 20:00,
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It'll fly off Amazon.
edit:// Try harder you fucking half-wits. It is not "replace film title with synopsis"
This is a fair point
I'd remove my offending image, but that sort of stuff is frowned upon.
Also, where's your entry?
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Wed 28 May 2008, 20:07,
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Also, where's your entry?
Where is my entry what?
am I obligated to jump on a shitty bandwagon every wednesday night? I'm well known for keeping well away from shitty image challenges that are designed to allow the fucking idiots and lurkers to stick some text on a google pic so they can feel part of the party.
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Wed 28 May 2008, 20:09,
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Imagine a world where movies and books are titled like Ronseal
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Wed 28 May 2008, 19:59,
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lol
I like your world.
That and food products..
Spanish cooked udder juice and chicken ovum served as a semi circle filled with hackjed up pig product and udder juice that has been treated so it forms into an orange block
any one?
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Wed 28 May 2008, 20:02,
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That and food products..
Spanish cooked udder juice and chicken ovum served as a semi circle filled with hackjed up pig product and udder juice that has been treated so it forms into an orange block
any one?
nicely done
I'm have hacked up side of gutted possibly not very well bone removed factory farmed salmon. with green and red forcegrown in a foreign country and flown over polluting the world a little bit more vegetables.. accompanied by a few bottles off fermented rotten apples.
tonight is going to be a treat.
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Wed 28 May 2008, 20:09,
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tonight is going to be a treat.
no its not
+ if the bible was made into a film, which it wont be, who would play Jesus?
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Wed 28 May 2008, 19:59,
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see two posts below
answer.. charlton fucking heston thats who.
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Wed 28 May 2008, 20:05,
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spot.
fucking.
on.
I loved in when i picked up the bible in a doctors surgery.. the fact that it was written by lot of authors at the same time validated its truthfullness..
personally have witnessed the limey mess that was yesterday.. I can't help but draw comparrisson to a b3ta bandwagon...
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Wed 28 May 2008, 19:58,
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on.
I loved in when i picked up the bible in a doctors surgery.. the fact that it was written by lot of authors at the same time validated its truthfullness..
personally have witnessed the limey mess that was yesterday.. I can't help but draw comparrisson to a b3ta bandwagon...
Actually, there's some pretty good stuff in there.
There's a whole chapter on how to get rid of mildew.
Although there's also a story about a talking donkey...
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Wed 28 May 2008, 19:58,
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Although there's also a story about a talking donkey...
Don't forget about when it's ok to rape kids as well
oh, and to nick someones stuff.
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Wed 28 May 2008, 20:01,
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..soddom and gommoragh si a good read
shortened into the song of sodom.
although sodomy is technically defined as sex that doesn't have the expressed intention of creating a child..
also the story of onan is a funny messed up read. Onanism is a favourite past time of mine.
quick sum up.. onan's older brother dies. his wife is left with child.. Onan is told to do his dead brothers wife and the child is to be brought up as if it were his older brothers.. so the elder brothers line of hereditary doesn't die out.. apparently this practice still continues in places of the world... so he does it.. but he doesn't want the child to be his brothers... so he puts his willie in his dead brothers missus for a while.. pulls out and finishes himself off. God.. kills him for it. this is one of the main reasons the church frowns on masturbation.
onan really should be our messiah. screw that jesus bitch.
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Wed 28 May 2008, 20:15,
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although sodomy is technically defined as sex that doesn't have the expressed intention of creating a child..
also the story of onan is a funny messed up read. Onanism is a favourite past time of mine.
quick sum up.. onan's older brother dies. his wife is left with child.. Onan is told to do his dead brothers wife and the child is to be brought up as if it were his older brothers.. so the elder brothers line of hereditary doesn't die out.. apparently this practice still continues in places of the world... so he does it.. but he doesn't want the child to be his brothers... so he puts his willie in his dead brothers missus for a while.. pulls out and finishes himself off. God.. kills him for it. this is one of the main reasons the church frowns on masturbation.
onan really should be our messiah. screw that jesus bitch.
try:
genesis. thats where the story of onan is... old testment has mass ammounts of vengefull god action..
there is also this
a load of bible stories.. but with the added benefit of being online, in lego and not actually contained within a bible.
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Wed 28 May 2008, 20:21,
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there is also this
a load of bible stories.. but with the added benefit of being online, in lego and not actually contained within a bible.
:)
If nothing else this compo will keep my lovefilm rental list stocked up!
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Wed 28 May 2008, 19:55,
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I'm never EVER getting the time back I spent watching this absolute cack...
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Wed 28 May 2008, 19:59,
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Seeing as it's not a film, and TGA already did one, it will just have to be an old fashioned picture with no particular relevence to our life and times.
Whether they've lost the plot figuratively or literally is questionable.
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Wed 28 May 2008, 19:50,
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Pffft brilliant
and don't forget the main two who are gay for each other by the end
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Wed 28 May 2008, 19:51,
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Sam WILL kill him if he tries anything...
/does pointy hat trick
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Wed 28 May 2008, 19:53,
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1 lives
(the one who goes back to sparta to live to tell the tale)
*straightens pedant hat, awaiting kick to the shins*
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Wed 28 May 2008, 19:52,
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*straightens pedant hat, awaiting kick to the shins*
Oh right.
No, they don't.
They get to an island and then run back to the boat. The camera is dropped but that doesn't mean they are dead.
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Wed 28 May 2008, 19:52,
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They get to an island and then run back to the boat. The camera is dropped but that doesn't mean they are dead.
I really liked that film. It's one of the few I actually paid money for and bought the DVD.
But I can't watch it because of the scene with the girl in the bus with the chainsaw. It's just far too graphic.
See also - I am Legend. Great film, want to watch it again, but I can't take him killing his dog.
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Wed 28 May 2008, 19:56,
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See also - I am Legend. Great film, want to watch it again, but I can't take him killing his dog.
didn't really like i am legend
mostly because i've somehow expected more
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Wed 28 May 2008, 20:03,
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I expected it to be remotely like the book, which is wasn't.
They might as well have called it something else. The whole plot was changed, even the ending (he dies in the book, and the vamps aren't darkness-dependant, and they are more human like, and they are rebuilding the world in their image. Oh, and there is no FUCKING DOG!).
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Wed 28 May 2008, 20:08,
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star wars a big success you say?
(the book is cracking though, now that would make a great film)
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Wed 28 May 2008, 19:48,
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(the book is cracking though, now that would make a great film)
there's a couple more short stories I think
Penguin has just republished all the short stories in a single volume called Quantum of Solace. Cynical, no not at all.
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Wed 28 May 2008, 19:51,
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Agree with everything
shame they filched a lot of the book for Die Another Day, as it would make a corking film in its ownm right
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Thu 29 May 2008, 8:52,
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The three components of any Leonardo DiCaprio film:
1. Bad accent
2. Cheap haircut
3. Untimely death
Might as well be ronseal
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Wed 28 May 2008, 19:47,
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2. Cheap haircut
3. Untimely death
Might as well be ronseal
he doesn't die
in catch me if you can. possibly his best work!
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Wed 28 May 2008, 19:48,
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besides when has that ever mattered?
Edit: Fuck this, I'm going to watch Sleepy Hollow.
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Wed 28 May 2008, 19:49,
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I saved you the trouble of about eight TOAP
so count your blessings
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Wed 28 May 2008, 19:49,
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At least toaps actually involve pictures
besides when has that ever mattered?
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Wed 28 May 2008, 19:50,
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again
STOP IT*
im far to close to "nekkid teim" to keep doing this!
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Wed 28 May 2008, 19:53,
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STOP IT*
im far to close to "nekkid teim" to keep doing this!
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