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[challenge entry] For the compo
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:05, archived)
[challenge entry] The first of many, methinks
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:03, archived)
# second of many
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# Oh
Pants.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:05, archived)
# The competition should be called
'blow the plot for any film you haven't yet seen'
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Quicklyquicklyquickly


Click for bigger (133KB)

Did i get this in on time to be the first?
Totally seamless by the way...
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# Sausage!?
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# Sausage??
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:13, archived)
# only if you compo it
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# Oh yea
thanks by the way
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# *doesn't say a fucking word*




(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Edited post:
Actually I have just realised it is books and films. Sorry, nice post. :)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:12, archived)
# No probs
:)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Not a bad movie


Click for bigger (91KB)
huge full screen genetically mutated lady bits
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:03, archived)
# It's the view of the people underneath
that I'm curious about.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:04, archived)
# attack of the 4 foot minge?
panders to the idea of rebirthing ceremonies quite literally, you won't have to become an 8 pound child to become 'born again'
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:09, archived)
[challenge entry] okay, last one. promised.
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[challenge entry]
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:02, archived)
[challenge entry] too easy?


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# bindun
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:02, archived)
# It's already been done...
The competition's only been open an hour..and it's already been done.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:02, archived)
# yep, first one done
and I expect we'll see it a few times
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Did you Photoshop this?
Oh no, my mistake, you've hot-linked it.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:14, archived)
#
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# :D
you know what, I'd lose the building and just have it looping :)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:01, archived)
# In 3D
;)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:02, archived)
# yeah, it's a bid of a redux
the old version was sans twin-towers
www.b3tards.com/u/90db962b3aef42144653/conan.gif
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:04, archived)
# hahahaha!
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# hehe
aceness
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# Hahaha
:D
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# hahaha
*TWANG*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:02, archived)
# hahahahaha
thas fab
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:03, archived)
# *removes J-Rod's gold star*
*reapplies*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:04, archived)
# Splendid!
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 9:24, archived)
# hahahaha!
magnificent!
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:57, archived)
# SEYENSE IS RWONG LOL
WE SHOULD JUS KEEP DOIN WUT WE"RE DOIN I SEE NO PROBLEMZ
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:59, archived)
# not quite
although global warming IS natural


but it's fact that an inconvenient truth contains a shed load of bullshit statistics and "experts" as well as any real science it contains
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:04, archived)
# pop quiz asshole
why would the entire scientific community make it up, and why would governments believe them and take action when clearly taking action will not do the economy any good? Obviously I value your highly informed scientific opinion a lot though, what with all the stuff you've been reading in the papers.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
#
(, Fri 30 May 2008, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Evidently this sort of shit is preferred

So eat your nazi hearts out
LOLOLOLOLOL I CHAENGED IT SLIGHTLY
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:57, archived)
# congratulations...
...you're a fucking retard
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:00, archived)
# You all just haven't had enough coacoa puffs
"This image challenge is shit"
"You need to have a shitty picture to be funny"

I sense a paradox
I apologize for not wanting to put in effort but that seems to be the trend for the time being, so I thought a joke would be better than another redundant TOAP
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:03, archived)
# hahahaha!
well played
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:03, archived)
# All the effort i put into my paint pic (see above)
For shame...
*sigh*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:05, archived)
# hahaha
this is my favourite one
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:28, archived)
[challenge entry] Actually, I like this film.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:56, archived)
# I'm bored of this Image Challenge
:(
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:57, archived)
# All your ideas taken?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:58, archived)
# here's 250, knock yourself out
www.imdb.com/chart/top
If you click on each one it even tells you what to put on each image.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:00, archived)
# pfft
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# ^This.
TOAP, TOAP, TOAP, TOAP, TOAP, TOAP, etc...
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:58, archived)
# You've got a week of it.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:59, archived)
# I cut out the middle man and just went straight to text :D
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:59, archived)
# I don't understand why people get upset about TOAP
Nearly every picture on here falls under that category. If you want artsy stuff, surely worth1000 is the place to go?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:00, archived)
# ^
:(

*re-lurks*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:59, archived)
# you lasted longer than me.
I'm about to shop the bumper book of b3ta. It tells how 99% of the visitors can't use a pencil let alone a graphics manipulation programme and they plus 99% of the rest would not know humorous even if I beat it into them with my fists for 11 days.
It'll fly off Amazon.


edit:// Try harder you fucking half-wits. It is not "replace film title with synopsis"
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:00, archived)
# This is a fair point
I'd remove my offending image, but that sort of stuff is frowned upon.

Also, where's your entry?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Where is my entry what?
am I obligated to jump on a shitty bandwagon every wednesday night? I'm well known for keeping well away from shitty image challenges that are designed to allow the fucking idiots and lurkers to stick some text on a google pic so they can feel part of the party.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Good effort
B+
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[challenge entry]
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# 667th revision
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# remaindered.
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# Films and books you got it spot on M3
:P


NINJA'D
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:57, archived)
# read the brief, you knob head
:P
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:58, archived)
# That Davinci thing?


(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:01, archived)
#
Imagine a world where movies and books are titled like Ronseal
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:59, archived)
# He's winding me up! Is he winding me up? He's winding me up!
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# I really didn't see the books part!!!


(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:05, archived)
# lol
I like your world.

That and food products..

Spanish cooked udder juice and chicken ovum served as a semi circle filled with hackjed up pig product and udder juice that has been treated so it forms into an orange block

any one?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:02, archived)
# nyom nyom
i had that for my tea last night
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:05, archived)
# nicely done
I'm have hacked up side of gutted possibly not very well bone removed factory farmed salmon. with green and red forcegrown in a foreign country and flown over polluting the world a little bit more vegetables.. accompanied by a few bottles off fermented rotten apples.

tonight is going to be a treat.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:09, archived)
# no its not
+ if the bible was made into a film, which it wont be, who would play Jesus?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:59, archived)
# Leonardo DiCaprio apparently
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# see two posts below
answer.. charlton fucking heston thats who.
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# Loads of biblical films here
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# I'm sorry but
...who's the dumbass...:P

always check imdb

x
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:00, archived)
# books
you wannabe me.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:01, archived)
# spot.
fucking.

on.

I loved in when i picked up the bible in a doctors surgery.. the fact that it was written by lot of authors at the same time validated its truthfullness..

personally have witnessed the limey mess that was yesterday.. I can't help but draw comparrisson to a b3ta bandwagon...
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Actually, there's some pretty good stuff in there.
There's a whole chapter on how to get rid of mildew.

Although there's also a story about a talking donkey...
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# There's also looooads of tips on assassination
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# Don't forget about when it's ok to rape kids as well
oh, and to nick someones stuff.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Uhm... where are those parts
just out of, uh... curiosity.
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# Always good for a laugh
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# where does the kiddy rape occur?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:13, archived)
# ..soddom and gommoragh si a good read
shortened into the song of sodom.

although sodomy is technically defined as sex that doesn't have the expressed intention of creating a child..

also the story of onan is a funny messed up read. Onanism is a favourite past time of mine.

quick sum up.. onan's older brother dies. his wife is left with child.. Onan is told to do his dead brothers wife and the child is to be brought up as if it were his older brothers.. so the elder brothers line of hereditary doesn't die out.. apparently this practice still continues in places of the world... so he does it.. but he doesn't want the child to be his brothers... so he puts his willie in his dead brothers missus for a while.. pulls out and finishes himself off. God.. kills him for it. this is one of the main reasons the church frowns on masturbation.

onan really should be our messiah. screw that jesus bitch.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:15, archived)
# try:
genesis. thats where the story of onan is... old testment has mass ammounts of vengefull god action..

there is also this

a load of bible stories.. but with the added benefit of being online, in lego and not actually contained within a bible.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:21, archived)
# *takes notes*


*takes coins too*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:03, archived)
# Talking donkey?
That's my favourite Gospel!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Oh yes....
Lovely stuff, sir.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:11, archived)
# :D
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[challenge entry]
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# that's a boy?
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# sure is
the polka dot shorts are a dead giveaway
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# "a film with pee-wee herman in it" =WIN!
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# then the kid gets rabies and has to be shot
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[challenge entry] :]
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# :)
If nothing else this compo will keep my lovefilm rental list stocked up!
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# Good plan...


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# arf :)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Yet another film unseen.



Oh and woo
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[challenge entry] I'm never EVER getting the time back I spent watching this absolute cack...

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# ha ha ha
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:01, archived)
# Mean guy gets raped in prison and then turns nice.
Yay.
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# 'kerb'
:)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Seeing as it's not a film, and TGA already did one, it will just have to be an old fashioned picture with no particular relevence to our life and times.
Whether they've lost the plot figuratively or literally is questionable.

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# nicely done though
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[challenge entry]
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# winner!
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# Pffft brilliant
and don't forget the main two who are gay for each other by the end
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Sam WILL kill him if he tries anything...
/does pointy hat trick
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# Yes, time skipped forward when they slept
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# hahahaha
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# Clerks II version FTW
woo!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:52, archived)
# there is only one return
and that is of the jedi
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:53, archived)
# hahaha I like this
so I clicked it
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# Hahahahaha


Clerks 2
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# haha it's the literal truth
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:55, archived)
# comp closes on this already :D
*clicks*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:57, archived)
# winnar!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Kevin Smith would shake your hand, Sir.
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[challenge entry]
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# see also: 300 (minus 1)
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# exactly
:)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:49, archived)
# 1 lives
(the one who goes back to sparta to live to tell the tale)

*straightens pedant hat, awaiting kick to the shins*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:52, archived)
[challenge entry] may as well get it out of the way then
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:55, archived)
# No, they don't
Wait, is this Dawn of the Dead?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:50, archived)
# yes
the remake
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Oh right.
No, they don't.

They get to an island and then run back to the boat. The camera is dropped but that doesn't mean they are dead.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:52, archived)
# you might be right
but i like to pretend they all die there

:)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:54, archived)
# I really liked that film. It's one of the few I actually paid money for and bought the DVD.
But I can't watch it because of the scene with the girl in the bus with the chainsaw. It's just far too graphic.

See also - I am Legend. Great film, want to watch it again, but I can't take him killing his dog.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:56, archived)
# didn't really like i am legend
mostly because i've somehow expected more
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:03, archived)
# I expected it to be remotely like the book, which is wasn't.
They might as well have called it something else. The whole plot was changed, even the ending (he dies in the book, and the vamps aren't darkness-dependant, and they are more human like, and they are rebuilding the world in their image. Oh, and there is no FUCKING DOG!).
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:08, archived)
[challenge entry] star wars a big success you say?

(the book is cracking though, now that would make a great film)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:48, archived)
# oh that's great.
and agreed on the book
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:49, archived)
# One presumes the next film will be the new book.


(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:50, archived)
# there's a couple more short stories I think
Penguin has just republished all the short stories in a single volume called Quantum of Solace. Cynical, no not at all.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Agree with everything
shame they filched a lot of the book for Die Another Day, as it would make a corking film in its ownm right
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 8:52, archived)
[challenge entry] The three components of any Leonardo DiCaprio film:
1. Bad accent
2. Cheap haircut
3. Untimely death

Might as well be ronseal
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:47, archived)
# he doesn't die
in catch me if you can. possibly his best work!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:48, archived)
# besides when has that ever mattered?
Edit: Fuck this, I'm going to watch Sleepy Hollow.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:49, archived)
# That only excepts #3
but yes that movie is fantastic
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Blood Diamond was pretty good.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:50, archived)
# not seen it
didn't really strike me.

(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:52, archived)
# is there a picture i cant see
or is this FAIL?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:48, archived)
# epic
fail.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:48, archived)
# besides when has that ever mattered?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:48, archived)
# besides
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# LIMES!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:49, archived)
# be careful clansoul!
Photobucket
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:51, archived)
# LIMES!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:51, archived)
# OH GOD

no lime like the present

I'll get my coat
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 20:04, archived)
# I saved you the trouble of about eight TOAP
so count your blessings
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:49, archived)
# At least toaps actually involve pictures
besides when has that ever mattered?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:50, archived)
# *awards gold star*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:48, archived)
# At least there's PICTURES in them.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:49, archived)
# besides when has that ever mattered?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:49, archived)
# again

STOP IT*


im far to close to "nekkid teim" to keep doing this!

(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:53, archived)
# .
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# BREAK FROM CONFORMITY WOMAN!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:50, archived)
# yeah, which part of "Image Challenge" confused you?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:50, archived)
# He seems "challenged" to me


(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Meh
it all seemed redundant
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:58, archived)
# he has a good accent in Blood Diamond.
(, Thu 29 May 2008, 9:13, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
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# don't talk about bhlc like that
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:47, archived)
# hahaha
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# hahaha
You want to watch those Norfolkers....
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:48, archived)
# O_o
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 19:49, archived)

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