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# can you beat this? please try to do this more fun
[Mod edit: NSFWTF?]
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:15, archived)
# sexy
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:17, archived)
# An ode to KittyVomit.....
KittyVomit KittyVomit,
For you I write this little sonnet,
Take my face and sit upon it,
Oh my pretty KittyVomit.


I thought of this at work in a lift.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:21, archived)
#
KittyVomit KittyVomit
For your ear i have a grommit
Can't think of any more rhymes
Damnit?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:23, archived)
#
Rappole Rappola,
Your rhymes are crap-ola!
Think what you've done
And bring me some cola.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:24, archived)
#
Mstandot Mstandot
er, how do you pronounce Mstandot anyway?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:29, archived)
# EMM - STAN - DOTT



(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:30, archived)
# ah yes
profile
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Emmstan Dot.
The Esteemed Professor Emmstan Dot
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Miss Tandott
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Old Skool!
I miss Rik.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:33, archived)
# yeah

but he's out there you know...lurking....
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Oh yes..
*Waves*

I know he'll be waving back.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
#
mstandot mstandot
gah my rhymes are bad but my typing is not
i used to write songs for duran duran
and i wear a turban
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
# it is genius
i feel sure it will win her heart
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:28, archived)
# KittyVomit, KittyVomit,
I would like a gin and tonic,
In your serving wench's bonnet,
Amy, where's my fucking drink?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:30, archived)
# up my bum!!
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:35, archived)
# hold her down lads
ive got this covered.

*adjusts headlight*
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:38, archived)
# It fucking will be, young lady.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Next week's compo: make a poem for KittyVomit
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:37, archived)
# YESS!
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:45, archived)
# We should 'try to do' That???
No ta.

Even if I am hung like one.

...
...
...

A donkey, not a fat Camp looking bloke in a cap!
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Is that a handgun?
Or just a gun-shaped horsecock?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# er
1. that's possibly NSFW
2. Is that you?
3. Is it male or female? If its male do they wax? If its female, they look like a bloke
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:22, archived)
# Possibly NSFW?
It is or it isn't, Toast. You gotta decide with certainty on these important matters, yeah?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I don't know, stuff that I have to quickly scroll past sometimes goes un-modded
while stuff I wouldn't descibe as anything more than the human body gets hidden very quickly.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:40, archived)
# ^
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Also, I have a feeling that nazi imagery is much more accepted in countries other than Germany and the Netherlands

I tend to hide most of those when I'm at work
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I'll beat it once it's dead, thanks.

in other news: nsfw motherfucker
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I'm a mother fucker!
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I know.
My dad wants a word.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:47, archived)
# whats wrong with my picture?
hey why this suckass erase my pic?? you haters
(, Mon 30 Jun 2008, 2:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Bin Dun?


I'd guess not really badly in paint if it has!
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:58, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Bows down
Much bettererness!

"Feeeeeed me a Vindaloo, Seymore!"
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] In the cellar!
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:56, archived)
# josef fritzel:
living the dream.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:56, archived)
# I don't like Fritzel posts.
The fucking sick cunt.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:58, archived)
# at least he looked after his kids
didn't forget to lock the door when he fucked off out for tapas
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Oh Mongy, of all the people to reply it has to be you!!
;)
How's life?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:08, archived)
# Actually, the strangest thing about it all is that he does appear to have genuinely cared for his family.
The normal 'sex slave' scenario doesn't seem to fit - just 'mad sick fucker' really.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:11, archived)
# "...somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert..."


"Have you guessed what it is yet?"
- ROFL

Thanks to midnightbeast for inspiration.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:40, archived)
# OK
'midnightbeast' is some sort of code for Hunter S. Thompson?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Nope,
midnightbeast posted an image in the challenge and set me thinking of this.

(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:49, archived)
# No point in mentioning these bats, I thought.
Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:47, archived)
# Can't stop here...
This is 'Club' country??



I dunt get it!
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Cricket CLUBS?!
Like tennis cues and hockey rackets.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:00, archived)
# ...
The 'joke' I was making.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:07, archived)
# I know,
but tennis cues would make the game more challenging {:-)
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:18, archived)
# It would gisve
Kevin Pietersen another excusse for his lack of consitancy, though.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:24, archived)
# This idea's been floating round my head for ages...

cfb



Edit:fixed for slightly smaller and more acceptable file size..

Edit 2:Thanks for the praise all, praise is good...



(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:31, archived)
# :D:D:D:D
haha this is amazing.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:32, archived)
# i endorse this kind of behaviour
there are far too many brians out there
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:35, archived)
# Haha / ROTFEL
This is chuffing ace
BRIAAAANS!
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:37, archived)
# They have name tags!
That's excellent work.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:38, archived)
# hahaha very good
heres a dyslexic zombie i did at christmas

(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Pfft
that is all.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:43, archived)
# hello
:)
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:50, archived)
# erm.....
...hello?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:53, archived)
# Silliness :D
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:56, archived)
# I saw this at early design stage
Woo, nicely. Good to see you're keeping yourself busy now you're back at work. :)
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:36, archived)
# well,
what else is there to do?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:42, archived)
# ^..^
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Rug!
Very warm and lovely.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:19, archived)
# *wants this*
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:20, archived)
# Fly magic carpet, fly!
:)
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:21, archived)
# xaniac!!!
Not seen any of your stuff for aaaaaaaaaages!!
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:33, archived)
# This is the first Magic-Eye picture I've ever been able to make out!
*woo*
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Edgar Allen-Poe


Click for bigger (85KB)

I think it's my best so far
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:34, archived)
# really very nice!!
:)
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:38, archived)
# ta
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:39, archived)
# I have an mp3 of Christopher Walken reading 'The Raven'.
It's awesome.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:38, archived)
# oooh i bet it is!
:D
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:39, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:40, archived)
# cool
will check it out :D
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:59, archived)
# bet it is
can i have, please
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Install 'Freecorder'
and rip it from the YouTube vid.
Freecorder is awesome.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:41, archived)
# ah ok
the sound on it is crap, and the sound on the Vincent Price reading is crap as well. bastards
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Beard...
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:31, archived)
# *yes*
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:34, archived)
# "where you're"
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:39, archived)
# oops...
thanks...
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:44, archived)
# i love your cartooons.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:51, archived)
# ^ this
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:59, archived)
# cheers!
;)
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:08, archived)
# which comic where you asked to remove from your webpage?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:12, archived)
# ^this
and furthermore
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:10, archived)
# it's > its
(grammar nazi)
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:11, archived)
# The Jesus Slab
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Hehe.
Nicely animated too.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:12, archived)
#
That's a badger's head.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:13, archived)
# You sir, are telling no lie!
Hahaha!
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Christ's cock and balls.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:14, archived)
# i was just about to say /links
then i saw the cdc :D woo!
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:14, archived)
# :-)
Very nice pants and socks Rev.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:25, archived)
# thanks !
:)
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:31, archived)
# hello p3te
it's been a while
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:25, archived)
# Hello micto
I live to lurk nowadays
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Looks like a horse to me
maybe 'coz I love horses
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:15, archived)
# theres a black horse on the left too!
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:35, archived)
# I see the Quo on the left.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:26, archived)
# TOAP, certainly, but I reckon I've got the font absolutely spot on.

The two teams I drew in the office sweepstake?
Germany and Spain.

Incidentally,I learn that Swiss teletext broadcast the banned Nazi lyrics to Deutschland Uber Alles during the anthems the other day. Whoops.
As a deaf Swiss nazi, I say 'Nice work!'
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:02, archived)
# doesnt that mean
win - win?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:04, archived)
# Yep.
Eight pounds sterling of cold, hard cash.
I'm thinking of buying Zimbabwe.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:10, archived)
# And what do you plan on doing with the rest of the money?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Well, a man can never have too many bags of crisps...
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:17, archived)
# You, Sir, tell no lie.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:23, archived)
# What?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:05, archived)
# Haha its not just me who calls him that then!!!
WOooooooOOooo
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:05, archived)
# what?
are there zoophiles in nation soccer or something?

i hate sports.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Not even bowls?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:09, archived)
# I don't get it as I know nothing of fussball.
But ironically I'm wearing a football shirt.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:06, archived)
# What are football?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:09, archived)
# Football are nice.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:15, archived)
# but
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Banned?
They're not actually banned, or that Nazi-esque. The third verse is deemed more diplomatic.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Fair enough.
Oddly, I didn't do any research.
Shall we say 'discredited'?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 22:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Inspired by the challenge, but not of the challenge

Edit: compo'ed anyway
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:49, archived)
# heehehe
thats ace!! :D
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:52, archived)
# I like, but I think you should enter it in the challenge.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:54, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:02, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:03, archived)
# I wish to get my free Alan Johnston.
Where do I collect him from?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Thankies
Compo'ed, as you suggested :)
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Eeez gooode.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:57, archived)
# mushroom will be along soon with a better one soon i'm sure
but here's my spore steg
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:59, archived)
# Steg the SkUGosarus ripoff - yay!
:p
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:00, archived)
# yeah :D
have 1 "ROCK"

\o/
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:00, archived)
# Hes got big footsies
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:00, archived)
# he's a dinospore of course he has big feet
other wise his big shoes wouldn't fit
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:01, archived)
# I want this Spore thing.
But I'll probably be shit at it, like I'm shit at everything.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:01, archived)
# you can download it free from the website.
plus its intuative as hell, but watching the 4 minute youtube tutorial wouldn't hurt
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:02, archived)
# Nice work
Spore rocks
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:44, archived)
# this is even more impressive now i can sort of work it out :)
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:55, archived)
# TJ
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:59, archived)
# what the shit?
who'd buy that?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:00, archived)
# It looks like a pink garden gnome.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:00, archived)
# pfft
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:01, archived)
# *gets out debit card*
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:01, archived)
# you can pay with paypal :D
its great site for buying pointless tat :D
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:02, archived)
# nice cowcock.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:05, archived)
# reminds me of this one i did
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:00, archived)
# click'd
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:02, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:04, archived)
# :D
Woo, nice. Also, *clicked*.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:12, archived)
#
I like your political/economic model. It mostly makes sense. I do disagree on the statement that successful athletes actors or businessmen cannot move into the elite positions of power. It is an avenue, not a gurantee. Power is not so easy either. Bill Gates (a man of power) spent sleepless nights working, delayed life and marriage all for a risk at success. Athletes and Movie stars have the economic power, and social connections to promote themselves or their children into positions of power. Power only comes when wealth meets responsibility. The worker class (self included) has control and will only respect the power of the reponsible powerful. Many who acquire wealth behave irresponsibly and the wealth quickly disolves. Others invest and make statements of power through public developement. Another model of power (much worse) is the one maintained through fear and coercion. True power is heavly guarded by the elite. What celebrities have is popularity and riches,they have to be chosen 2 crossover. Anyone who crosses over from being rich to being powerful is usually groomed for quite sometime to do so and is usually not a part of that minority group.
The economic power celebrities have is overestimated considering the minority group in America's buying power, yet we still own no major distribution companies or Major television networks

They are on a short leash
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Where'd you copy and paste that from?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:04, archived)
# duh.
utub.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:06, archived)
# evening
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:48, archived)
# original
please....
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:49, archived)
# nsfw
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:52, archived)
# totally
I totally prefer your version.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:56, archived)
# thank ya!
:)
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:57, archived)
# her name is Aslan lol
woo btw.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:06, archived)
# ^This
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:13, archived)
# I cant see the tatoo on the origional as the title of it says
Yours is teh sex tho
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:59, archived)
# i didnt really look to be honest!
i jsut thought oooh stripey and checks - that'd be fun to vector :D
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:02, archived)
# all of the sex!
FACT



and many woos!
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:50, archived)
# thank ya!
:)
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:52, archived)
# WOO YAY!
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:52, archived)
# thank ya!
:)
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Jaysus!
:D
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:52, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Goodness!
Nicely, sir.

*duly clicked*

Edit: Classy source page, as well... :D
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:54, archived)
# thank ya!!
:)

edit : hehehe - well porn is a good a source as any :D
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Oh, most certainly!!!
*votes for this on any day and three times on a Sunday*
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:57, archived)
# :D
yay!
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:59, archived)
# chess anyone?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:59, archived)
# hahaha
those took me an age to do :D
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:01, archived)
# Ooooh
nice shapes rev

woo!
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:20, archived)
# thank you sir!
:)
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:31, archived)
# absoluely
scrummy! Xo)
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:56, archived)
# thanks
:)
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:00, archived)
# One likes big bottoms
and one cannot lie.

I likes this! Those checkers and stripes show off the curvy bits nicely.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 20:41, archived)
# I got bored in work...have a stegg


and a bottle top thing

(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:28, archived)
# DINOSAURS FUCK YEAH
Coming along to save the mother fucking day yeah!
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:30, archived)
# DINOSAURS FUCK YEAH
Lick my butt and suck on my balls!
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:33, archived)
# licalottapuss?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:34, archived)
# Roflcopter.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:35, archived)
# lolskates
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:36, archived)
# OMGasm.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:36, archived)
# ^win
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Lawn Lmaower
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:37, archived)
# Pmslampost
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:39, archived)
# McPmsl burger?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:37, archived)
# ^fail
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:37, archived)
# No
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:38, archived)
# I win!
You fail!

Ner ner ner ner ner ner ner!
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:39, archived)
# life is crewel
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:40, archived)
# There there.
Remember, life isn't so bad.
After all, you get Coke in glass bottles.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:41, archived)
# do you work in a fimo factory
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:32, archived)
# sadly not
in a pub in liverpool

theres LOADS of my bluetac creations in there
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:34, archived)
# awesomeness
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Right, i'm going to start drinking now.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:33, archived)
# enjoy
ive got a small gig

THEN drinking!
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:35, archived)
# I have a small pig.
What musics you does?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:36, archived)
# classic rock
blues and funk

and i play bass

tis all groovy!
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:38, archived)
# ooh 'Tunnel Vision' is some funky shit.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:41, archived)
# cheers
:D
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:41, archived)
# *bookmarked*
Proper old school rock, me like.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:42, archived)
# fuck yeah!
where abouts do you reside?

i'll see about getting a gig up/down there...planning a mini tour of the UK and Isle of man next year
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:44, archived)
# I lives in Bournemouth.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:46, archived)
# *takes notes*


place...bomb...THERE!
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:47, archived)
# :D
KaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaBlllllllllllllammmMMo!
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:48, archived)
#
I live in Winton :D
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:56, archived)
# where the hells that?
*aims bombs*
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:58, archived)
# :D
Great videogame shop there.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:00, archived)
# I just drove past. It's closed down.
I used to know the owner, Taffy.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Have fun
I cant due to the fact I need to get up earlier then ever before to start work at 9 tomorrow!
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:37, archived)
# I also start at 9.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Drink more than what you should and go into work earlier
for a REALLY FUN DAY.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:42, archived)
# I'm not getting hammered, just nicely drunk.
;D
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:43, archived)
# How many more on the scale is that from "getting hammered"?
:D
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Well, I dunno..my tolerance is pretty good.
But you know, depends on ya mood.

You know, just enough to feel 'funkay', ahhaah

:D
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:47, archived)
# I dont think turning up to the lab half drunk will be a good first day
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:43, archived)
# Ah, you is scientist.
Make me some Hover-Boots.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:44, archived)
# Make a woman with three breasticles NOW!
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Total Recall done did dat.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:47, archived)
# Well students still
But getting paid to do sciences for summer :)
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:46, archived)
# CooooOooOOoool.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:49, archived)
# OF COURSE NOT!!!



you need to be FULLY drunk, THATS commitment!
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:45, archived)
# Drunk science.....
You could be on to something there
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:47, archived)
#
DRUNK SCIENCE™

©2008 Sir T. Skellington
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:52, archived)
# Yes it will!
It'll show them that you have character.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:46, archived)
# Coca-Cola!
In a glass bottle too!
You must work in one fancy place.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:34, archived)
# pfft
you must live in a pretty poor place to think thats fancy ;-)
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:36, archived)
# Welcome to Northumberland, my friend :)
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:37, archived)
# do i have to fancy my sister to fit in?
or just the local sheep?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:39, archived)
# Don't be silly!
We're not Canadian!
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:40, archived)
# animate them
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:51, archived)
# i was thinking about doing a stop motion animation
but being in work and only armed with a camera phone i couldnt be arsed
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:53, archived)
# Guess the anagrammed film.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:11, archived)
# American History X
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:13, archived)
# It was pretty easy....
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Ya.
Nazi Aliens must dye.

Ed: Good idea for a compo.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:14, archived)
# DESTROY ALL HUMANS
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:15, archived)
# Leave the Spainiards, they have done nothing.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:16, archived)
# especially the bloody spanish.
i harbour irrational dislike for the spanish.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:24, archived)
# :/
You make Spanish baby Jesus cry.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:27, archived)
# It's already a thread on Something Awful...
and it's been AWESOME so far.

A Hetero Buttfuck (for back to the future) had me rolling around laughing.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:16, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:17, archived)
# E.T.?
no, U571?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Babe; Pig in the city?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:14, archived)
[challenge entry] nings
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:05, archived)
# I thought the first frame
was about Saddleworth Moor.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:06, archived)
# damn good thought!
back to photoshop...
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:08, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:08, archived)
# Beware the moon, stay off the Moors.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:10, archived)
# I like the way you can see the exclamation mark in every frame.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:12, archived)
# or is that just your retinal shadow?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:18, archived)
# this card game for kids could get confusing


too many Smiths?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Ha ha
No Mr Bit - the window cleaner?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:37, archived)
# lies lies lies
LIES!!

i worked as a window cleaner. there is a distinct lack of any robin askworth based activities.]

Edit: wait wait missed a bit.. *sigh* for some reason i though you were going for a bit on the side.. wishful thinking perhaps.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Mister Ladyparts
is a stroke of genius.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:38, archived)
# I was going to call him, the first Mr Cunt
but then I realised I have no personal animosity towards the person in the pic so....
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Ha!
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:44, archived)
# A bit patriarchal, perhaps
Are you suggesting that all families in the 21st century will consist only of males, or just that the females will be insignificant?

Very good though.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:40, archived)
# What is females?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:41, archived)
# one more
than two males
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Ah.
I thought they were males you had to pay a certain amount of money for.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:43, archived)
# no
they are giggolo's.

silly :)
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:51, archived)
# it could have gone huuuge
but 250k posting limit so....

thankee :-)
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:42, archived)
# thats what i thought the joke was at first
in the future everyone is gay
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:43, archived)
# your statement is true. then there is nuclear war. and people suffer undue hardships



cleek fer beeegrrrr
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:49, archived)
# Mister Ron
he needs to be there
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Oh I see!
It's a photo of the Emirates Stadium through a fish-eye lens!
Hahahahahahaha!

am i missing something?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:29, archived)
# well done!
am i missing something?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
REALLY?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I honestly cannot see what you've done.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# stop toying with me man!
I know a lot of b3tans hate footy but everyone knows what the filth badge looks like! right?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Don't get angry with me just because I don't get your shitty little joke.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Not angry!!
disappointed is all !
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)
# i think it's simply
is the canon thing a road sign? and you've stuckit on the arsenal ground because they're the gunners? i do believe it is used for historical sites?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:38, archived)
# historical sites = yes
ta!
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Ah, well it makes more sense now.
:)
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:41, archived)
# emirates
is an anagram of irates me.. i your annoyed it cvould what this is getting at...
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# *steals*
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:35, archived)
# What are you playing at here?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:33, archived)
# i think it is something about
Rugby...
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Rugby - No
It's in North London
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:59, archived)
#
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:46, archived)
# Keep up
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Well, keeping up isn't really it.
The joke is reliant on too much inside knowledge and, even then, seems to be 'Arsenal have the badge of an arsenal', which I think they know.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 18:21, archived)
# NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
Read again and try to learn something please:(
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Thats


A much better Death Star. I thank you
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)
# It's OK, but you didn't need to delete thread and post again.
You could have used the Edit button.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Thanks
Pretty new to this so I will take note
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)
# It's OK.
We all learn some way.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)
# bad bluemohawkz
tis a good pic though
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:26, archived)
# mush berer
:)
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:27, archived)
# oh

(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:32, archived)
# I say :-)
woo !
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:34, archived)
# It's a gay station
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Is that
a slightly Gay Deff star?
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Girl!
I wanna take you to the Gay Star!
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:42, archived)
# loves it
right in it's blinking peeper
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:44, archived)
[challenge entry] falling down upon reaching your destination is optional
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# DOH!
woo
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:28, archived)
# yes.
this is.
(, Sun 29 Jun 2008, 17:36, archived)

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