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(goatsy open wide, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:27, archived)

TOAP!

'ningles b3ta. I have just named my hangover Geoffrey.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:29, archived)

Geoff Hurts?

Ning

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:38, archived)

Geoff requires much liquid.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:39, archived)

Lovely

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:44, archived)

Why Geoffery?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:49, archived)

Well that's a silly question!

For all the obvious reasons!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:52, archived)

fan tutte.

a wop bop a loo bop a wop bam boom.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:30, archived)

What he said

what did you say?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:31, archived)

that's arabic for "i made you a cake from my own skin".

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:32, archived)

well what else would you make a cake with?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:33, archived)

grated sun-dried spleen?

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:35, archived)

anything but mayonnaise.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:37, archived)

On a Tuesday?

You crayzee man!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:38, archived)

what can I say? I just love living on the edge!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:44, archived)

And how do the rest of U2 feel about this?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:50, archived)

oh, we don't get on, they are constantly tring to sue me for copyright infringement. And are always waving charity clipboards and collection jars at me.

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 9:11, archived)

well, errm, well that's something to see first thing on b3ta...!

'ningles you 'orrible lot!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:33, archived)

ningles!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:44, archived)

nings medi!

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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:47, archived)

And hint of bacon.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:34, archived)

pffft....

I want bacon now

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:36, archived)

table pour deux? mais oui!

_{yeah, we're all bored of challenge entries now. so have another, it's healthy.}

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:07, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:17, archived)

they certainly won't be getting MY business.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:20, archived)

Indeed. NOT the sort of place I frequent.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:22, archived)

you know what?

ryuichi sakamoto made some godawfully bad music.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:26, archived)

"Lounge acts" give me a rash.

Some chops, but seriously weak
in a number of areas. Mostly just
boring to my ear.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:33, archived)

he has done some good stuff, but man is he hit or miss.

i'm sorting through cds and i nearly threw one of his across the room

while it was still in my cd player.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:40, archived)

arf!

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:45, archived)

Excuse my naïvety, but...

... where doeth one get these piccies from?

(alloydog, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 9:05, archived)

Old books and magazines.

Mostly Punch and other illustrated magazines from 1860's to early 1900's.
gutenberg.net/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 9:22, archived)

thats clever!!

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Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:18, archived)

heh, thanks.

i went through pages of homeless people eating at soup kitchens until i decided to change up the theme for the film to this.

hence the seams, i was too bloody annoyed (and untalented) to bother making it proper.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:22, archived)

22nd July - Fish-head in the Bayou

(PagettyPol something something something, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 7:47, archived)

Eat them up YUM

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 7:48, archived)

Barnes & Barnes :>

/dashes off to work

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 7:52, archived)

feesh!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:10, archived)

/For fear of pantaphobia he moved to Ethiopia/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:14, archived)

there he met zenobia

and with her ruled all egypt.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:17, archived)

Which took many years.

As they only had a small tape measure.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:21, archived)

ÇáÒÈÇÁ ÈäÊ ÚãÑæ Èä ÇáÙÑÈ Èä ÍÓÇä ÇÈä ÃÐíäÉ Èä ÇáÓãíÏÚ

ÚãÑæ Èä ÇáÓãíÏÚíÏÚ

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:24, archived)

well! fuck me for trying to put some arabic on the board.

racists!

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:25, archived)

Bigots, surely?

I would have thought you subscribed to
the more realistic view of humanity.
Try unicode versions, may work better. ێ

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:30, archived)

oh screw that magic, i'm a busy (read: lazy) man.

almost bedtime anyway, but in future i'll harness the power of the geek.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:31, archived)

Ninglets

Quick and dreadful

Have a lovely day.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 6:08, archived)

ha ha ha !

i remember that

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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 6:48, archived)

Fred Jack

Dear Private Eye

I wonder if your readers have noticed the stunning similarity between recently arrested Bosnian war crimes suspect Radovan Karadzic and poor, dead Lourdes fund-embezzling priest Father Ted?

I wonder, if by chance, they are related?

Your pal,

Albert O'Balsam

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 7:18, archived)

I thought it was David Lynch at first actually, when I saw it on the TeeVee

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 7:19, archived)

yep

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 9:01, archived)

PS:

More pictures of foreign tarts on the arm of gormless political leaders.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 7:19, archived)

I think we should be told.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 7:20, archived)

He looks like my mate's dad.

He's obviously innocent.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 7:26, archived)

first thing I thought when I saw the BBC site just now

Bishop Brennan will kick his arse when he finds out.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:02, archived)

haha!

new this would be on here somewhere

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 9:30, archived)

Dougal,

where did you hide the Bosnians? You know Bishop Brennan can't stand them..

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prince-igor si tacuisses, philosophus mansisses, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 9:36, archived)

It was. Dreadful and foul.

If it had been made with dead shellfish
the acting would have been much better.
Arf.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 7:04, archived)

ning Tahkcalb

how are you?

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 7:07, archived)

'ello!

Fine, fine. And yourself?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 7:11, archived)

working.. tired as shit.

i can't wake up until about noon.. the problem is i start working at 7:40 :(

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 7:19, archived)

Teleportation to another timezone.

Sleep a few hours there, and then teleport back in time for work.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 7:46, archived)

good idea.

will try

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My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 9:29, archived)

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 7:48, archived)

i know the name, but i think i've blocked all memories of the movie.

hey, remember gymkata? all i recall is that the 'hero' is a gymnast, the kind who fling themselves about like a rag with a coin sewn in one corner.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:12, archived)

I Love Krull!

Fact!

So much so, I used to have the game on an old school Atari.

(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)

highland cow

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connor, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 5:34, archived)

Cow!

*runs to anti-cow shelter*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 5:58, archived)

Yay!

A COO

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 6:07, archived)

hi.

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d d, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 6:08, archived)

Dougal!

You'll've had yer tea!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 6:09, archived)

in my laborious research for this image i came across this charming girl

flickr.com/photos/jules36/284574864/

maybe she lives near me. i could sit outside her house.

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connor, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 6:19, archived)

Mmmms

Lovely

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 7:26, archived)

I CAN'T SEE IT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 6:30, archived)

hey.

i like your ASSie cultural issues blog but i just don't understand it so well.

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d d, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 6:35, archived)

What are you trying to tell me here?

I'm not sure what you're trying to say.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 6:37, archived)

im trying to say that i really enjoy your new blog but it aslo really confuses me.

its probably just some australian thing.

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d d, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 6:44, archived)

Yeah, most people don't really understand Australian culture.q

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 6:48, archived)

that is not to say it isn't fun.

also what is [e] three?

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d d, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 6:50, archived)

sexual intercourse body waste hat sexual intercourse

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 6:59, archived)

FUCKING CAPS IS FUCKING SHIT

Is a possible input to arrive at that. Just a guess.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 7:15, archived)

I'd never say that about the caps.

To be honest, that one was a rant about an aussie burger being served as a normal burger with beetroot rather than a normal burger with bacon and egg (and beetroot in the salad).

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 7:24, archived)

I remember you mentioning that before, here.

Beets suck either way, silly idea... still.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 7:44, archived)

I shall call him Angus.

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 6:37, archived)

Hi Land-Cow!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 6:49, archived)

oink.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:13, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:14, archived)

OH EVANGELINE LILLY. YOU WILL BE MINE, OH YES, YOU WILL BE MINE.

I like her wobbly colour lines a lot.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:17, archived)

Before going to bed I'd just like to

see if anyone here can claim to have ever put in 18 hours of near-solid b3ta posting?
Ive done that today. I dont know if I should be proud or ashamed of it but thats whats happened.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:23, archived)

That's pretty good . . .

Smash Monkey went 24 and was about as ringy as you . . . (good thing)

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:28, archived)

Haha! SEE, P3L3, I TOLD YOU SHE DID. YOU BULBOUS DICK FART.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:32, archived)

Ringy?

Define: Ringy.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:38, archived)

You know . . . kinda loose . . . like what long hours can do . . .

nothing bad . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:42, archived)

Cool

Well thats my marathon session done with.
Its been Epic.
Night all.
REMEMBER: All Vegetarians are gay.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:45, archived)

Ooh

I've been on here for about as long...

Although lots of my posting has been to links, being as I'm incontinent.

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:50, archived)

18 hours?

lightweight

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:43, archived)

Sez you

who has only just unlurked.
You could have got here 5 mins ago!
(Hi by the way, im p3l3. The pissed artist formally known as C0un7Z3r0)

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:46, archived)

pfft

you might want to check my post count before you call me a lurker.

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 5:04, archived)

Azrael is a BIG MAN ONLINE

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 5:19, archived)

No. But I did it on a tractor.

I guarantee nobody's been on b3ta while excavating earth.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 4:21, archived)

I remember someone on /talk

who did a 24 hour campaign a couple of months ago

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 7:48, archived)

Make up your fucking mind :]

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ClanSoul, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:39, archived)

He's greedy.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:47, archived)

Scrambled for my 3D glasses . . .

they turned out to be X-Ray glasses . . . I can see through her parts !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:19, archived)

Tart Factor 99.9999999%

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:19, archived)

No, Tahkcalb. No.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:20, archived)

Milka Duno is mine . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:22, archived)

Actually

she's mofaha's really. You got those GQ pics yet mo?

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:25, archived)

Don't think it was Milka Duno. Similar name though.

Milka Duno

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Ratsta, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 5:07, archived)

Lovely as usual! :D

Click for bigger

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ClanSoul, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:38, archived)

Now that is just the

sort of image I want ringing around my head as I fall asleep.
Nice one soul man.

Source image?

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:41, archived)

That's the one I made for Ttssattsr and then he put me on ignore that I mentioned earlier :]

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ClanSoul, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:42, archived)

Well Id be greatful

thats some hot shit right there.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:43, archived)

Cheers, 'night!

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ClanSoul, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:53, archived)

I can't make that add up.

What happened?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:44, archived)

I'm not sure, he had me on and off ignore anyway.

I offered to make it for him and he was enthusiastic, then he vanished before I'd finished (he blocked me on msn at that point, I figured, I didn't see him online again).
He unignored me to see the image then put me back on, I suppose.

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ClanSoul, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:46, archived)

IT'S A B3TA ROLLERCOASTER OF IGNORE!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:47, archived)

HAPPENS ALL THE TIME! *flaps hands about*

Actually at one point someone said Kk and I were tied for the most ignored people on b3ta.
We were on 48 lists each, I heard.
Not sure how true that is, or how it stands now.

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ClanSoul, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:50, archived)

i imagine pasanonic

must be up there

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connor, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 4:48, archived)

It's the first result in google images.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:43, archived)

I'd better go to bed, I just noticed how tired I am.

I tried typing "Lilly" but it came out "Liyyl".
The silly thing is, I did it just now typing this message.
'Night!

Edit: It's a slightly different source to the first result, on closer inspection.
Further into the image search, I remember this is the one I used:
www.buddytv.com/articles/evangeline-lilly-esquire04a.jpg
Same size and everything.

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ClanSoul, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:45, archived)

Obliged

Night folks, y'all comebacknowy'hear? etc.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 4:01, archived)

Ah, ok I remember this now.

I like how you've done the frills.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:42, archived)

Thanks,

I think it came out pretty well.
Not sure about the hair/face, but I'm happy with it.

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ClanSoul, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:44, archived)

Oh I like the hair a lot, the strong shapes.

Personally the only bit that seems out of place is the hand, it looks a bit over-complicated to me in comparison with the rest.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:45, archived)

Yeah it's a bit spikier than the rest of it.

I'm glad I moved onto using more things like that, though.

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ClanSoul, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:48, archived)

Hands

I cant keep my eyes off her ass polygons.
Night all

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:57, archived)

She'll fart a yay pour woo

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:44, archived)

She's going to have some very strong legs

if she carries on like that.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:46, archived)

Nutcracker, I'm sure.

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:47, archived)

Suite.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:48, archived)

Yeah it's probably a wise idea to offer her a seat on some furnishing before she takes off

her assorted clothing

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Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:52, archived)

Could watch that all

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 4:02, archived)

I SEE THIS.

I SEE IT

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:56, archived)

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE BEING PRESENTED TO YOU?

I SEE IT.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 4:51, archived)

I FUCKING SEE IT YOU FUCKERS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 5:33, archived)

I SEE.

EYE TEE CHANGED BLOCK LISTS?

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 5:59, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 6:08, archived)

My server is gronkpan-enabled

IT'S JUST THAT SIMPLE MY FRIENDS

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 6:10, archived)

Slurp

*click*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 6:09, archived)

pretty lady.

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postbear has metal knees, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 8:15, archived)

Quick and cheap before sleepy bobos. (P.S. would.)

(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)

I'd just like to take this moment to mention how awesome my new blog is

it's actually making me real money.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)

MORE J.... oh

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:42, archived)

tl;dr

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Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)

YOU'RE the tl;dr, ttssattsr, YOU'RE the tl;dr.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)

Oh, goddamnit, dude.

Dude.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:52, archived)

TILDA

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:56, archived)

WHAT'S THAT, TREV?

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Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:58, archived)

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:00, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:49, archived)

Vroooooooooooomf !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:53, archived)

needs more PENIS GOURD

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:55, archived)

haha

and that's kind of gay, isn't it? It is.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 7:21, archived)

How does a blog make money?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:33, archived)

ADSENSE

PLEASE REMOVE ADBLOCK FROM YOUR BROWSER.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:54, archived)

HA!

Not gonna happen, I'll temporarily disable it and click a few links for you though.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 6:09, archived)

This man shags

fat old ladies.

Point and laugh at him at your leasure.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:00, archived)

Think I'll miss going to the cinema for this one

(ginger love muscle, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:33, archived)

Hedonism bot feels the board is a little slow tonight

He suggests:

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:37, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)

Gay Birds

Click for bigger (99KB)

Your dove appears to be walking his yeti!
WOO

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:40, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:49, archived)

Yes !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:49, archived)

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)

Oh yes

Hedonism bot approves of all these.
He likes all things colourful, gay and most of all fishy!

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:55, archived)

Feeeeeeeshs'

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:59, archived)

i've got the power pasties! and i know how to use them!

(

deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 3:05, archived)

Jim Davidson robbed of his Big Break by large budget. Nick Nick Batman.

(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:53, archived)

stoppit.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:54, archived)

why couldn't it have been him instead of that lovely Ledge fella?

nice anim you have there :D

(

McBadger COW, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:55, archived)

Dark Knight was awwwwwwwesome.

I think I liked Wall-E more..I may be losing it.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:57, archived)

Is it as good as all that?

I was thinking of going, coz it looks great, but I never go to cinema because of the other people. I might make an exception this time.

(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)

They're both excellent.

I watched them both via the 360 with some drunken fools, great japes.

Cinema is dead until James Cameron's Avatar, right, I'm off.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:02, archived)

IT'S ONLY A GAMESHOW, DUDE.

Also: why the fuck wont CSS import my goddamn animated .vtf :(

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:59, archived)

Whenver ive had problems with sprays its

either been the alpha channel not done right or the pallete isnt right depth. Google it motherfucka, this aint no CS board.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:09, archived)

I've no problems with transparent sprays, this is just my first time trying an animated one.

(

Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:34, archived)

If i ever see him

im going spit in his face.
/That Is All.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:02, archived)

Aw c'mon

Just because he hates the disabled. Just think of Virgo's waistcoats. Trick shot!

(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:05, archived)

I'll just cue him with the fat end repeatedly until his head resembles a freshly cut shoulder of lamb.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)

Bloomin' Heck

you'd make a good supervillain yourself. Pool Cue.

(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)

Thank you

thats the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Dons purple jacket, green wig, applies michael jacksons foundation and Max Factor scarlett lippy.
Oh wait.... thats saturday.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)

NICK NICK BATMAN.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:02, archived)

MORE JAIL FOR YOU

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:31, archived)

We are all in our own personal prisons.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:36, archived)

I am in yours

(

mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:37, archived)

The warden now finds himself as an inmate.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:48, archived)

Hey cuzzin !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:03, archived)

You're my number one ...

guy!

(the_whore_of_mensa You are John Venables, and I claim my ten pounds!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:19, archived)

BONER OR GTFO!

Haha!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:27, archived)

Landscapes are always improved by figures

(based on Caspar David Friedrich)

(

revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)

I really like that.

And am going to cry if that's not a real painting.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)

there is a real painting, not mine...

...which I've mashed up with photoshop, to the tune of some very loud organ music.

(see link above)

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:48, archived)

I did, I was just hoping you painted a new version rather

than photoshopped it, but it's still excellent!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:50, archived)

thank you kindly

unfortunately the closest I get to actual painting is biro-based stuff like this

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revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:53, archived)

crikey that's 200% ace aswell!

Personally I prefer painting like this and this

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:58, archived)

Nice :-)

Now that's the real stuff right there. I'd be interested to see them full size and hung on a wall...

PS g'night all.

(

revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:01, archived)

goodness!

that's beautiful

(

Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:46, archived)

Yours is better.

tatty bye byes

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)

gosh

*humbled*

(

revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:49, archived)

Hush, it doesn't exist in paint, so you are a LIAR!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:51, archived)

I don't know much, I only know what I like.

And the fact that I have an Oreo addiction.

Tatty toodle noodles.
::::::::::::DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:53, archived)

That's beside the batton

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:00, archived)

(

autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:53, archived)

uh oh

(

McBadger COW, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:54, archived)

WHAT.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:55, archived)

Just the one, I can't resist.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:56, archived)

Don't hold back

Or we'll never get this boat out of Egypt

(

autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:58, archived)

No, I'm done now..

must...resist...SHOE.....must....ma-ma-must..resist..

Agghh...gahh..fahh..

Christ, that was a close one.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:01, archived)

This is good.

WYH

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:49, archived)

night all, sweet dreams

(

king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)

Ak!

Pecky chikin!

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)

OYSTER CARD HOLDERS (yes cockneys only post)

www.vnunet.com/vnunet/news/2222161/court-rules-oyster-hack
This might be of interest to you.

In the spirit of the thread I thought I'd better add this:

This might be of interest to you.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:30, archived)

*maosts*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:35, archived)

Nah

Prefer French Cinema

*Licks lady-armpit*

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)

Loose lips . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)

Cya, pecker-head!

Sleep well.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)

now that's a nice plump chicken you've got there

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)

Haha

try and move your head in time with the chikin then giggle at yourself for being such a loon!

Like I just did :D

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)

Umtcha umtcha umtcha umtcha umtcha umtcha

*DANSEMOVES*
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

LIONALATTACK!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)

WHAT THE SHUDDERING FUCK

is happening to his face? D:

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)

I HAD TO DREW IT BECAUSE IT WAS A STILL IMAGES!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)

botox

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)

He spilt coffee on the toilet.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)

He's trying to pull off 12 angry men

in under 3 minutes

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:34, archived)

haha do you not realise how terrifying that is

(

Shada, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)

He is quite scary when he danses.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:28, archived)

Coffee, toilet.

I SPILL COFFEE ON THE TOILET
I SPILL COFFEE ON THE TOILET
I SPILL COFFEE ON THE TOILET

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)

Feed Me !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)

There's a place i'd like to stick my cock.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)

Mmm, pertoingy tonguey devil's egg.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)

Boids of a featha . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:28, archived)

Puffin like a Stuffin'

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:31, archived)

Buttin' on a Train !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:34, archived)

haha

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)

Urgh

every night on the way home from work, there was one (and only one, they never came in pairs or as a trio) of three tramps that would scour the tram platfom floor at victoria station (MCR) for cigarette buts, any with any tobacco in them, they'd pocket.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)

EAT A CHICKEN!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:28, archived)

SAVE A GAY!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)

Pluck a Cardinal !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)

must prack tise

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:34, archived)

Pecker Would !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)

He would if he could he could

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)

That Dog !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)

: D

(

McBadger COW, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)

DEY DON'T KNOW WHAAT DUH JAZZ IS ALLL ABOUTT!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)

Dancin' Queen !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:43, archived)

I wish I were this fat occasionally.

I'd be able to try new things like rolling down the street.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)

DANGER DANGER WARNING WARNING

(

Shada, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)

Edit: I should probably point out that this isn't my own work, I just thought it was wiggly-good!

There's more of it here www.well.com/~jimg/stereo/stereo_list.html

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:31, archived)

cor, that's confusing

but woo

(

McBadger COW, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:32, archived)

NOW THIS I LIKE

Opticalillusionally Fantabulastic.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:33, archived)

BURN HIM!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)

Well it *could* have been my own work!

I just don't have two sexy cameras with which to do it myself :(

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:38, archived)

DIY!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:39, archived)

hahaha.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:40, archived)

yes

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)

Fantabulous !

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)

uh what

what's good about any of that? I'm not getting it :/

(

Shada, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)

It gives the impression of being three-dimensional

unless your noggin isn't processing it properly. In which case call Doctor Gregory House!

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)

It's three dee! See? Wow, subject matter and theme be damned, it's fucking three dee--mother fuckers---three dee!

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:45, archived)

Steve Guttenberg aproves it

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:55, archived)

Food chain.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:04, archived)

Hahahaha

oh yeah.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)

WE LEARN THESE THINGS

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)

LESSONS OF THE DAY,

part three.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)

SOMEBODY HAS A KNIFE

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)

*KNIFECRIMES*

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)

MINDCRIME.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)

CRIMENY!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)

Uh...Criminality?

Or is that a real word?

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:11, archived)

BLEED THIS ONE, HE KNOWS NOT THE THINGS HE DOES!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)

No.
No I don't.

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)

*KNIFECRIMES*

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)

*Brutally Murders*

GO AWAY ANNOYING BOY.
DO AS YOU ARE TOLD.
READ THE FAQing FAQ.
ALL OF IT!

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)

Woof

"www.idiotcorporation.co.nr"

that is our site that is!

(Idiot Corporation : We Are Idiots!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:56, archived)

IT IS KNIFEMAN. HE USES KNIFE-FU AND DOES CUTTING AND STABMENT

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)

AND HIS SIDEKICK ROBMAN. HE ROBS THINGS AND COMMITS GRAND STEALING CRIME AND SUDUKO

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)

Sudoku?

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)

SUD OFF!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:16, archived)

WASH UP?

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:16, archived)

BIG MOUSE!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)

MINI MUFFINS!

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:19, archived)

DOUGH!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:20, archived)

RAY!

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)

SEW

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)

THEN HE RE-SHEATHS THE KNIFE IN A MAJICAL UNICORNS HORN AND USES IT TO TELEPORT HIMSELF TO THE NEXT DIMENSION FOR EVEN MORE KUNG FU KNIFE STABBY GOODNESS!!!

(

Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:44, archived)

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)

can't make me!

lololol

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)

you are ruining my internet

(

Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)

It's not real!

it's just asparagus and crayons.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)

This is a graph.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)

It's true.

IT MUST BE IF SSG DREWD IT

(

ClanSoul, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)

Cycle of life.

*nibbles on fresh babby*

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)

I am eating a beefs and tomato sandwich, it is good

(

discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)

sir sand goblin you are orsum

(

Shada, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:25, archived)

yay

(

cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:36, archived)

i have absolutely no idea why

(

king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)

When a bearded man covers his man parts with a bowling ball

YOU DON'T NEED A REASON!

(

Ratsta, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:00, archived)

I imagine he's grunting.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)

dangly!

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:02, archived)

KNIFE ABOUT TOWN.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:11, archived)

Im'ma livin' in a box.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:03, archived)

I think this is too much art

and not enough insanity for postage at this time but i'll give it a go considering its all ive done today:

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)

That's you?

Well done :)

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)

Yes

I have no idea what it says but it is better than i expected for a first go at caligraphy.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:12, archived)

I have all the gear, haven't had the balls to sully the scrolls yet though.

Excellent start though! :)

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)

Use photoshop man!

I cant go back to ink and paint now, the freedom to modify is too great.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:34, archived)

Argh!

Did they have photoshop back then? Must have been Photoshop Elements like me.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:42, archived)

Confucious Say:

Man With Mac Never Need Middle Finger.
Man With PC Never Need Mac But Need Middle Finger For Mac Users.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:47, archived)

The Jape of Jagger, it's a Jagger-Jape, the rape of Jagger, it's a Ragger-Jape.

The lips of Jagger's clit

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)

hah

such japery

(

king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)

How do you get an internet connection in your padded cell

and how can I get hold of your medication?

:D

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:00, archived)

We get 15 hours a week.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)

Cool

but you didnt answer the important question.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:02, archived)

I have two blues at breakfast and dinner, don't know what they are.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:03, archived)

I do

I bet you sleep on your side dont you.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)

Strapped down, yes.

But they don't know about my pen-knife.

;)

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)

JAPE CONSUMED, NOW FOR THE FEEEEEEESH COURSE.

NOW FOR THE FEEEEEEESH COURSE.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:02, archived)

this cat

needs its own snes game.

(

P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:03, archived)

JAGGER-JAPE: Compliance

FEESH: Initiated.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:04, archived)

Like a Rock . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)

Doodle time...

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:54, archived)

Nice lines and shading.

Bad vest.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)

Bad vest?

Damn.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)

yes

and bad ear furniture

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)

I've seen worse.

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)

YES BAD VEST

BAD FUCKING VEST

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)

Why bad?

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:00, archived)

TOOOOOO BAAAAAAAAD

(

Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)

BURN THE VEST!!!

`*Forms lynch-mob*

(

Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)

......

What is it?

I can draw a pirate ship sometimes.

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)

It's a picture, Adam.

If you'd gone to school, you might have been exposed to them at some point.

edit: YOU THREAD-DELETING CUNT.
For god's sake man, read the fucking FAQ, understand it. Embrace it. Or go away and never come back!

(

Ratsta, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)

......

More dots, without which the ones in my above reply may get lonely.

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)

Dots are a poor substitute

for creativity and originality.

(

Ratsta, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)

...

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)

HOWTO #1298092834

Installing Clue 2.0.1v

0. read FAQ
1. create humourous or interesting picture (50k stills 250k animation)
2. upload to hosting service
3. create new post
4. attach picture with standard HTML image tags
5. post message

You may now confirm installation by reading the board.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)

6. PROFIT

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)

[/;-)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:20, archived)

Hahahahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)

I don't know.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)

It was unfriendly of you to delete that thread.

There were people chatting there.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)

there is only one way to make everything better.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)

Ah fuck that's made my day :)

I love this SO much.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)

WHAT THE FUCK IS A H2? THAT'S A FUCKING BIG TRUCKCAR!

YOU MEAN 2H! AND WHAT THE FUCK?! OOOHH LOOK AT ME WITH MY 2H, IF I MAKE A MISTAKE IT'S EASY TO ERASE! BLAH BLAH COCK! FEEL MY MODERATELY DARK, THICK LEAD TOUCHING YOUR COLON, BITCH.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:49, archived)

My Flapmobile, but props to WiL for the animation :)

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:07, archived)

FLAAAAAAAAAAAP!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:09, archived)

I doubt he beats any form of wife.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)

Hahahahah

I hate that term. Wife beater. Just...no.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)

Hides

tin of stella artois.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:15, archived)

Looks a bit like a friend of mine.

Although my friend doesn't have a neck quite that long, his hair is blonde and he has both earrings on one side of his head.
A dead ringer, otherwise!

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Ratsta, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)

So...not, then?

;]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)

Close enough

that when I saw it I thought "Hey, that looks a bit like Simon!"

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Ratsta, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)

Hahahah

alright.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)

TRY DOING SOMETHING CREATIVE FOR ONCE FOR FUCKS SAKE

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)

Yes!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)

hahahahaha

great.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)

Making something that wasn't there before is by definition creative.

I like this pic you shit. You really ought to post more.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)

WELL

the trouble is, i no longer have photoshop :(

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)

Check your gaz

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)

i lik ehtis

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:05, archived)

Thats just a androgynous person

who is going to regret such horrid earing during midlife.

Monster working yet?

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:58, archived)

Well, yes...

it is. But I think it's a bit obvious that it's a boy.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:00, archived)

boobs are not mandatory

for girls you know.
But your right, I was exaggerating his effeminininintty

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:02, archived)

I know.

I meant like, the hair. And...I dunno. I just thought it looked like a guy.

Also, you dropped these: ' e

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:03, archived)

Ive dropped plenty

of E's in my youth sweetie.
Good god, you kids dont know what your missing.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)

Oh you done it again.

You must be doing that on purpose.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)

Ok Miss Spelling Bee Champion of teh internets

correct my spelling.

Go ahead.....Make my day.

If its because of these: '
Ive missed it out becuase its all the way over the other side of the keyboard and its 1.18am. Grammar is not a priority at this time. Beer is.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:17, archived)

Hahahahahah. Woooow.

You're too lazy for proper speeling and grammar? That makes me a bit sad.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)

Fear not

for I am quite able at both. However beer and the lateness of the hour prohibit such anal attention to detail so I must stand firm to my original assertation that beer and tiredness negate the possibility of 100% correct spelling and grammar.

Happy?

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:23, archived)

Fiiiine.

Gah.

;]

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:26, archived)

There is only one "i" in fine and

"Gah" is not a word.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:36, archived)

Justin Lee Collins every time I get him in my crosshairs.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:11, archived)

He's a very

confusing-looking man. Really. Like Bainbridge mixed with the guy who actually plays Bainbridge. If you know what I mean.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:18, archived)

I have no idea who Bainbridge is.

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:22, archived)

Dixon Bainbridge out of the Boosh?

The actor who plays him...
And Bainbridge.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:24, archived)

Oh....DR SANCHEZ!

(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:28, archived)

Yeah!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:29, archived)

Dixon Bainbridge is the fucking shit.

One of the best characters in The Boosh, other than Bob Fossil :D

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ClanSoul, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:41, archived)

I like the shadows.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:02, archived)

Thanks.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:04, archived)

This is ace :]

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ClanSoul, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:13, archived)

Thank you.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:14, archived)

you would say that

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:31, archived)

where we're going we don't need legs

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:54, archived)

ROTUND

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)

ROT-HUND

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)

Katamari, Da-ma-cy-cy-cyheheehee

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)

Sex me a new ventricle.

That's lovely!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:57, archived)

\o/

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)

Weeeeee

*rolls about on floor*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)

Perpetuam Mobile!

Huzzah!

(Montesquieu The theory of separation of powers... Awesome!, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:21, archived)

You're fucking awesome, Bloop.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 2:50, archived)

This gives me the glee

I can imagine a line of these!

Actually, this can be made reality through the power of SCIENCE! (aka tiling)

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)

Picture!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:52, archived)

how they do it:

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:53, archived)

OH HOLY FUCK YES

This is what /board needs.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:53, archived)

Woo! Yay! Jellyfish thing! With a large nose! (jellyfish?)

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:54, archived)

OH HELL YES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:54, archived)

dux!

it's allways those crafty ducks

woo

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)

YES!

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)

Hahaha!

marvelous!

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..wil, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)

And Ive been using photoshop all this time!

*Learns from the professionals*

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P3L3 is not my real name., Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:10, archived)

I am planning your downfall and painful death now

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Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:53, archived)

YES!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:55, archived)

amazing.

Can I catch in my net?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)

Apparently they looove ketchup.

But they can't eat it, because then they get fat.

Click FEAR BUGGER! 190k

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)

AWESOME.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)

THANKS.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)

IT'S NOT A CAT THOUGH. THIS WOULD BE MY ONLY CRITICISM.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)

DOES THIS MEET SPECIFICATIONS:

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

YOU HAVE MET THE DESIGN BRIEF. PLEASE EVALUATE.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)

DESIGN BREIF; UNSPECIFIC AND CONTAINS NO CRABS, BATS OR DISCHARGE

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)

A+++++ WOULD DEAL WITH AGAIN

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Ttssattsr, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)

Yes. That they do. They put it on everyone they eat.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)

He's 'armless

but not legless

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)

See this..you're watching it right?

This right, this is fucking good.

That is all.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)

Thankyou fucking kindly.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)

Wanna work on my comic?

No other fucker does.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)

What is it and does it pay?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:49, archived)

It's a fucking mess and it doesn't.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:52, archived)

Sorry I don't have the time to take on volunteer work :(

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 1:01, archived)

Did they die out

because they couldn't open the bottle with their ikkle paws

BTW I links-ed a video of a dino earlier

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)

Fuck a rhino that's awesome.

I'd shit my pants twice if they had those when I was a kid.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 22 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)

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