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[challenge entry] it's a beast of a lolly

bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Hahaha
Awesome film, awesome ice cream.
Great stuff :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)
# ^This
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)
# ^ agreed ^
Me and the missus saw it at a drive-in on a windy night.

:o)
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Mebbe
But me still likes :)
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)
# tee
hee,its gonna melt all over them
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)
# mmmmmm... twister......
actually, i could really go for a Feast right now!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)
# i baggsy
thechocolate bit int he middle
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)
# haha, you wish! IT'S MINE!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)
# Hahaha!
Ice lolly of champions!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Hahaha
Its dripping on them!1!!
The Horror!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)
# The. Best. Lolly. Ever.
100% Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)
# haha, excellent, and a blast from the past - haven't had a twister in yonks :)
incidentally chaps, new image challenge tonight, and it's time to whore these ideas out again, in the vain hope someone may take notice...

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post187015

or

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post185992
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:34, archived)
# The first one gets my vote.
I don't want to see a challenge with the word movie in for a long while.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:35, archived)
# ^this
thusly, I have clicked the first one.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I've clicked the first one
and I agree with Quijibo Esq.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:36, archived)
# 1st one FTW
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:37, archived)
# let's just vote for anything
because it will just end up being a plethora of toap on a movie poster whatever is chosen.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# I've been regularly looking over at freaking news of late...
they have some great ideas for challenges, that really do 'challenge'.
I'd like to see another 'reworking old masters' challenge, or a one word challenge perhaps based on a good quality source pic. That'd be fun :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)
# Ah yes, now that could be interesting.
Being given a source pic to edit any way you see fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Two words:
Photo Shop Face Off.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Ummm
that's 4 words
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Barbarossa, irony
irony, Barbarossa.

Now, if you'll excuse me, there's someone over there I have to speak to...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Damn!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# That'd be ace.
Especially with the kind of source pictures the likes of mofaha finds around the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I much prefer this
in the manner that Worth 1000 do it. Source pics are always good. Then you see who really has the comedy gold going on.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I quite enjoyed looking at the entries for this one...
www.freakingnews.com/Squirrel-Pictures--2038.asp
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Hahaha and not a tit in sight.
...except johnx1 - didn't he used to nick images from here? (Might be a different johnx1..)

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I wondered that myself :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:53, archived)
# That's the thieving cunt.
He's probably just nicking from somebody else now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)
# To add a little variety, I'd perhaps suggest pick one of 3 source pics offered
that way the same image doesn't keep appearing in the same form for 7 days. At least there would be a little variety, or the option to combine 2 or 3 together
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Again, I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:54, archived)
# This idea is better better by the minute.
I'd vote for this in a flash!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:55, archived)
# then please do:
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post206196
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:57, archived)
# *voted*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:03, archived)
# Oh yeah for here
I'd prefer it along the lines of "here are 6 images, you must use part of at least 3"
There could be a theme or it could be open. At least it would mean no more 10 second toaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:02, archived)
# but you know that if the challenge
actually becomes challenging then everyone complains that it's beyond their talent to add text to an image. It's no win.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)
# It's probably beyond my talent, but I'd give it a go.
It's all about learning to get better with software (or it should be).
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Yeah, a lot of their stuff crops up in google image search
Some of it is amazing.

They're very big on technique over there though, a bit like worth1000
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)
# but they do like injecting humour as well
and a lot of the photoshop entries could well be pissed on by some of the creative talent on display here.

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Image Challenge Suggestion:
Anything that doesn't have a movie poster involved.

If you post a movie poster you will be kicked and banned.

/is a little harsh blog
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)
# I like a 'good' movie challenge myself, it tends to trigger my 'pun' gland
and I enjoy making entries for them, but this one has been fucking dire, and may as well have been renamed:

'Take anything out of your photoshop folder that involves movies. Whether it be titles with letters changed, words changed etc etc, any ol' shit you've done before will do'.

Then again, it's only for 7 days and certainly nowt to get angry at :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Yeah I agree, but it's been a long run on movie poster type challenges of late.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Hahaha
*office lols*

Woo!

/is busy blog :(

*smooches*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:46, archived)
# hey you guuuuuuuuuuys
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:23, archived)
# Ris?
Where's the killing? The blood?

(Look at him dance!)
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:26, archived)
# sry to sound nooblish
but what the hell does ris mean?sory for the lack of gore,couldnt be arsed to be honest
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)
# RIS= I don't get it/dont understand
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)
#
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/RIS/
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)
# i love you
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:33, archived)
# I know
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Finally!
Teh fabled dictionary!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:38, archived)
# this is the third b3ta dictionary
if you don't count the pointless wiki that's full of /talk based worthlessness
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)
# You're so darn mysterious, Microwave.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Stig + Bee + Ninja =
Ninja Stigbee!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Best of all ninjae.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Hey look everyone! Microwave's gone done a picture and it's good!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:14, archived)
# no card?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Too lazy for cards but
I really like these ant/bee people and want to make a game where you play as them
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I would play this game
for I too like them.
Perhaps you could just replace the main sprite in the commander Keen games?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Commander Keen isn't agile enough
Ant man could cling to walls, assassinate people, do backflips, etc. Commander Keen flops around on a pogo stick
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:18, archived)
# I hope this isn't a diss on Commander Keen.
He rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:22, archived)
# he could kick Duke Nukem's arse
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Can there be lava people?
Ed: Oh fuck it I'm gonna draw a lava person.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:18, archived)
# here
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)
# May I refer the honourable gentleman to
this?
And I can only apologise on behalf of the idiot who designed a spack-inducing webpage.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)
# ninja ninja
stabbity stab
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Kapow!

So who's excited?
Me. I am.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)
# DIXON!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I am now.
edit: ^ haha
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)
# needs moar
baseball cap ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:20, archived)
# I don't ever plan on watching it, so not really.
Is this a screenshot? Does Batman lay an egg?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)
# It's the part where Batman defeats Scarecrow
by doing his sexypants dance.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:14, archived)
# KAPOW! WANGSLAP.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:17, archived)
# haha :D
Me too
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I feel right
The music sounds better with you
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis got this thing for Clémence Poésy, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Dixon!
So HE is Superman!
I love pance, me.

Is little nervous to post this while Pasanonic is around for fear at getting shouted at for having no fecking drawing skills
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:14, archived)
# Pance are ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)
# They are
Red Y fronts are the best.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Agreed
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:22, archived)
# I would like if the curve of their abdomens was visible in the pance legholes.
but I like it anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I don't have a steady hand
it got very wobbly around the pance area when I was drawing them.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:17, archived)
# This is making my bellybutton dance
and no mistake
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)
# I like the fact they have no package
It makes me feel a lil better about myself
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:17, archived)
# YAY!
Pance. And not only pance, but pance from 'Potty. That makes them extra special pance!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Special! Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)
# SCHWING!!!!
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:27, archived)
# Bored

(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)
# hahah
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)
# a ho ho ho
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)
# hahahah!
what's with the huge pics all of a sudden?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)
#
happyhugepicteim
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)
# new phrase to describe "end of term/summer holidays"?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I know. I get all pleased that I put
up a 25kb animation only to be followed by the bandwidth rapists.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)
# For the record...
the bandwith was asking for it.

I'll make them smaller for now on.
(gbehh www.murraythenut.com, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)
# you could be a lovely blighter and do a little edit on ya current post :)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Hahaha
Excellent :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
"Let's play who can keep quiet the longest!"

works a treat with both kids and adults alike, though for different reasons, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Hahahahaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)
# ha ha ha
very good... I shall employ this at the earliest convenience.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:16, archived)
# jokes like this really get on my wick
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:16, archived)
# For why?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:19, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8588206
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:22, archived)
# Farvellous and mabulous.
And great comic timing. Ok, ok, I'll stfu now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bee Nice |-|, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:29, archived)
# Hee ...
hee hee hee....

yes
(iammoog Jumps In De Line and Rocks His Body In Time, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Low budget low budget film remake entry


EDIT* Sorry about the size! I forgot some the Sheffield folk are still on dial up.
(bloooodhound, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Can I have my bandwidth back please?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Fuck me, that's a biggun.
Edit: What a great name: Pad Lock :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)
# Tis big
But gave me a giggle
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)
# THERE CAPTAIN, OFF THE STARBOARD SIDE!
THE WHITE WHALE...
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)
# it's worth optimising still images to be roughly 50kb
otherwise the board tends to run slowly and eat up people's bandwidth
if you don't know what i mean, have a look here
www.lemony.co.uk/optimisation

cheers
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Well aren't you just a gorgeous ball of fluff?
*huggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)
# you've caught me on a good day
normally i'd be a spitting ball of sweary rage at this overage :)
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)
# Can you demonstrate that aswell... y'know so I can be happy?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Precisely
I'm taking advantage of your sunshine, lollipops and rainbows while I can
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)
# I... Like... big... PICTURES AND I CANNOT LIE!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)
# Big but funny :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)
# that's fucking huge
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Attack
of the fucking huge picture!
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:28, archived)
# big pic
buuuuuut bindun
(cjvaughan cats, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Finally it's been leaked in a cunning publicity ploy
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)
# it's buffering like fuck this end
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Kevin Smith reference?
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
# that would
have to be no as I don't have a scooby what you mean.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)
# ah, ok
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:17, archived)
# *vomits a little*
Edit: Haha! It's only 4 minutes long!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Phwoar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)
# "Buffering"
pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)
# *hug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)
# :D
*hugsbackatcha*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:23, archived)
# If athletic bods were my kinda thing I'd be going
"hellooooooooooo Rob!"

But they're not.

So I'm not.

Woopic though!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)
# ah damn.
no hope for me then? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)
# frayed knot
pork out on burgers and chocolate and then we'll talk.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexcellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)
# And you can hush n'all
Joliet, m'love, they have no idea what they look like.

If you're wanting a rotund, wobblesome sort of chap, could I suggest myself? I'm not a chap, but I will do my best.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:14, archived)
# You're a chapette
That carries with it all kinds of benefits!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)
# Hells yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:16, archived)
# Oh I eat all the crap
and then some. I'm actually a chubby old bloke. Ask the captain.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)
# See, I don't think you are.
You're a nice triangle shape.

I'm far too easily pleased for this sort of thing though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)
# pah!
These compliments fish are far too easy to catch ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:14, archived)
# I fancy Lemmy
I wouldn't get your 'fuck me aren't I gorgeous' t shirt on yet, love. I'm obviously all broken. ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:16, archived)
#
www.dictionary.com/browse/athletic
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:10, archived)
# *flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)
# hahaha
buttons don't work
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)
# hmm
(Sir Drinkcelot Sticking It To The Man Since 1988, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)
# alarmingly
this practice is not uncommon.

More diturbing: Crips packets are used this way too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:01, archived)
# THE CORNERS!!! THE CORNERS!!!!!
OHHH AND THE STINGY, STINGY SALT & VINEGAR CRUMBS!!!

edit: mind you, how do you think they make prawn cocktail flavour
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)
# indeed
it's just feral
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)
# mind the piss
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)
# But still, something for the gerbil to
feed on during the trip to the hospital.

ARMAGEDDON!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
# the crisp packet thing always worried me
there are sharp corners, and they are full of salt
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:02, archived)
# I did consider
the crisp packet idea but I went with clingfim
(Sir Drinkcelot Sticking It To The Man Since 1988, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
# Happarently
they're going to be doing new ones (not Tesco, 'them') that are spray on, so chaps don't get the discomfort of ones that are too narrow.

(until such time as they do, any chaps looking for larger ones should try mates large, which are a little bit bigger. Apparently not big enough, but still.)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)
# i've never found a condom brand that was too small :(
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)
# I'm blaming the wife's genetics.
Half St Lucian, half Cornish. And we all know the Cornish are massive cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:09, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:11, archived)
# ^
This.
(Sir Drinkcelot Sticking It To The Man Since 1988, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:13, archived)
# Trojans are good
:D

I broke so many durex that i gave up eventually, just started punching my then gf in the belly every mornign to make sure.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:17, archived)
# Aye, once we've worked our way through the twelvety mates he bought
I'm going to get some of the big boy trojans.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:18, archived)
# i like the twisted ones, roomy.
the nobbled ones are... appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:39, archived)
# i say 'like'
i fucking hate them in general, it's like eating a chocolate bar in its wrapper.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Yes, I hate condoms too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Normal ones stretch well enough.
I recommend being in a committed relationship that's reached the point where a mutual trust (and clinic checks) mean that a non-barrier method can be employed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:19, archived)
# Yeah, I get pregnant extremely easily so I don't think so, ta. The rhythm method is so unsafe when it comes to that.
And they don't stretch well enough for some, my partner's been having problems with normal ones for years, and I've been watching him have them for the past three of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:21, archived)
# the only ones that don't split all the time for me are the non-latex super-expensive ones that Durex do.
other than that, I don't recommend the Rhythm method for anyone except idiots, and even then I'd prefer they don't breed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)
# being an old (almost) married lady
I use the abstinence method.

Works a treat.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:32, archived)
# not for me
I went without for a while and ended up getting my bedclothes pregnant from all the wanking I was doing.

Now I have dozens of tiny little duvets everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:34, archived)
# What did you mean by non-barrier then?
If you meant the pill/injection/implant, I can't have them. The pill makes me put on weight dangerously quickly, and the injection makes me insane. Menopausal type insane. And I'm not having the implant, as it'd appear that others I know that have had the same problems I had with the injection have had the same with the implant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:35, archived)
# poor lamb
a few years, then breeding, then the snip then no worries.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:41, archived)
# That's what I'm thinking, yep.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:44, archived)
# boo!
Yeah, my current uses the pill (and likes it, as it helps control her periods and they tend to be linked to bad cramps/migraines etc).

A lady at my work has an implant and is dead chuffed with it.

Sorry to hear your woes. Just in case it helps, I found that Durex fetherlight sometimes stretch a bit bigger than average without a snap (which is weird, as you'd think they'd be more fragile).
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Nah, they make him wince just as much.
I think it might be the genetics and the....shape. I don't know, certainly all of the white boys I've 'known' have been shaped slightly differently.

I love the pill for the control it allows, but I will literally put on a stone a month with it (at least).
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:45, archived)
# I've been struggling to reply to this
but have chosen to do so in a manner with no content, as I was unhappy with the implications in posting what I was going to post. Plus I don't want to think about willies any more today.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Oh but I do *closes eyes and smiles*
Was I being offensive? I'm sorry, I'm not sure how to talk to chaps about willies.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:58, archived)
# oh, no, you weren't
just I was edging into the "more personal than I like on a public webpage" zone.
If I'd met your manchap before then I'd be more than pleased to discuss his winkie, it's just odd to discuss a stranger's schlong really.
Me being odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 17:04, archived)
# and this years posthumous award goes to


....hang on a mo
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
# RISSOLE
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
# allow me to add my RIS to yours
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# ALLOW IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Third!
RIS?
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)
#
you dunderhead! this is a site celebrating the visual arts.
humour is not permitted.
fail
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Chin up, 'lil buckeroo
dry your eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)
# ......but neither of them died... and only one of them faked a death.....
still, they are a pair of idiots... So they got 6 years? Good!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
#
hence "hang on a mo..." ?
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)
# ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... i see
...this flu bug is slowing me down...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)
# They get an honorable mention, without the honorable
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)
# Hahaha
TJ - A gift for flatfrog... ( www.b3ta.com/board/8588395 )



Courtesy of www.wowtattoos.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)
# I was just starting to do one of those
glad you finished first, mine was shitter.

edit: cock me, but that site's a bit of genius.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Aye, it is clever.
It's the combining of some of the letters that makes the difference.

I'm just ordering a flatfrog tattoo for my arse-cheek. Who's with me?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)
# I'm with you
~Bzzzzzzzztttt~
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Fuckety
Ta, that's great. Never worked out how to do blackletter.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)
# :)
I can't exactly take the credit for it myself
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:17, archived)
# that bernie ecclestone gets everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)
# I can think of better contenders, but surely they make the top 50 :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:00, archived)
# well, they're up shit creek without a paddle now
har har
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:31, archived)
# He lieks FUUD!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# woah, hit F5 and was suddenly met by the gaze of a huge otter-thing!
in other news, this pic is great :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Cute and scary at the same time
Reminds me a bit of the weird hamster thing in Kim Possible
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# isn't that ron's penis or something?
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)
# looks like he'd not mind a big cuddle, either
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# KILL IT!
Kill it with guillotines!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# rape it! rape it with guillotines!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Bow down, bow down to The Rabbit, lest he destroy you with his fluffy tail.
(LordMatthius http://www.justgiving.com/marathon-matt2009, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# it wants me nuts...I moist goo
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGH
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
# glee!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)
# something unfinished i found when clearing up my hard drive last night
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# the eyes are spot on
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# the spot is made of iron
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Veeeeeery nice
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# re: sig
does that mean we all get a flash of your pants if we go to detention?
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
# considering the awesomeness of my pants today
yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)
# pics or it didn't happen
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Not on your nelly, young man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:05, archived)
# good nose
also - hello micto
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# hello!
i'm on holiday! :)
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# hooray for you
I'm drowning under pre-holiday get things finished before you go do two weeks worth of work now so that no one has to do it while you're away workload...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# unfinished? Looks fecking awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# it's from a while ago
but i think i gave up midway through trying to get the hair to look right.

there was still plenty of work to do on the face, mind
(big fat cocks, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# tbh, I like the simpicity of the face and then with the detail of the eyes....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
# oooOoOooh, I can sea reet oop 'er nose-cone.
and i likes it
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# what happens if you push the shiny lip button?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:52, archived)
# your lips become shiny
duh
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Thats awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
# that is just fucking awesome
Have you had her?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
# coo
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:03, archived)
# She has a nail
Through her lip...
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)
# it's Jackson Bollock again

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)
# nice
at it's nicest and smart at it's smartest...
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# *stares at screen trying to see 3d image*
edit: how bloody rude of me- the pic is all kinds of lovelyness!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# ^ this and waits for it to animate
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# oh look; a boat
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I have just seen a scary face in it?
Was it meant to have one of those?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# It's a scooner.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# OOoOOooh
It's like you slayed a Predator and used his blood.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I like
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# nonsense, this is much better
than Pollock's complete arse of an excuse for talent.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# ^ THIS THIS THIS
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:41, archived)
# Bollocks to Pollock
*hug for the c kick*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# *zelda get-item tune*
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I thought Monet rather than Pollock
but it's very lovely. And arty.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:07, archived)
# I agree
during the making I had monet in mind
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 16:30, archived)
# jen & berrys - humph.....
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# that's rather hatstand!
smashing

am i ris or is this just surreal goodness?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# it looks stompy and unlocky and tea-creationary
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I see a Garfschnozle, a Weewaa two Boubs and a Schnoop.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I SEE A BRAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)
# hahahah, Didn't notice that until you mentioned it :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I don't like this sort of ultra-realist art.
Have you ever thought of trying to work some sort of surrealist element into your pieces?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Not entirely happy with this one
But by request...
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Rotational palindrome?
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# rnokbingzoid!
damn that guy

:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Looks pretty good to me
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Better than this one...

Ah, when I was still young and foolish and hadn't discovered Convert Line To Fill...
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Ooh, ooh, can I have one sir?
I'll make you something crap and pointless in return.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Oh, yeah, you've really given me something to work with there...
You bugger. I'll see what I can do (probably not today, though)
It's *much* harder to do words that aren't recognisable - it's amazing how much the gestalt affects the perception.
/pretentiousblog
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:37, archived)
# No, I get ya.
WOW-Wa-WII-Wa!
:D

Forget the 'IV' just do 'dek..blah..blah'

:DDDDDDD
I shall await it with glee.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:39, archived)
# It was a good effort :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:46, archived)
# The spinning makes me want to buy soup.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Well I can still see that is says "Mockingbird"
so well done!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:24, archived)
# No it doesn't!
It clearly says "Makugoinl"

* Silly ClanSoul
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# mobigaranoid
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:25, archived)
# How the buggery do you figure out how to start those?
I just gave it a go and it's rather tricky.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I tried too
I got as far as 'Bob' and that was it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Pencil and paper
I write the word down as many different ways I can think of until I start to notice correspondences. In this case the key was breaking the M up. Sometimes they just work perfectly, others never quite come together. I have never worked out how to ambigram my own username at all.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)
# christ
all this time I thought you had a special program to do it

but it appears you actually use REAL TALENT

\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)
# There is a little web applet which just replaces letters by a 1-1 correspondence
but you need to work a bit harder than that to get anything decent. I can do the technical bit well, but I still don't quite have the facility with letterform designs to get it perfect. Plus I can never be arsed.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)
# goshness
the word I tried has the same tall spiky letter / small round letter problem as yours I think.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Don't forget that there are different kinds of symmetry
You can make reflecting ones too (http://www.b3ta.com/board/8148533) or put the word vertically instead of horizontally (http://www.b3ta.com/board/8477620), or various other combinations
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Pqabingxoird
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# making me dizzy
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Do me, Do me!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! TheOther, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Sorry, you got in a bit late
You're in a queue now...
But I'll get to you as soon as I can
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:38, archived)
# this is brilliant and has made being on the phone with police much less annoying.
thank you, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# V welcome, of course
I should probably now get something done before the Big Man gets back...
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:51, archived)
# keep it away, KEEP IT AWAY.....
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# :)
EDIT: I like your style
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# I don't know which I'd rather hug
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# the fence
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# That sheep has the cold, dead eyes of a killer
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# in his mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# you're on form today
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:19, archived)
# on farm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# *breaks down crying*
My names's Daniel and I'm a punaholic annoying twunt :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:23, archived)
# i went to france?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Fucking sheep, evil satanic bastards
*beats it to death with the jar*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Mmmm, Ham-Hams.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Ramboardmintsaucehug?
(I helped save b3ta! Logiconor ) (, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:18, archived)
# Haha
This is good :D
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Bored. No ideas. No hummus. Help?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:11, archived)
# Hahah, woo!
Is that a texture I see you've overlayed to blend the head and the body?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Get out :P
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# :D
Seriously though, woo!
I do like your photoshopping, you have teh skillz.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Eeek!
*jumps onto chair*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# You've made him more attractive.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# That was always my cunning plan
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# IT'S A TRAAAP!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:17, archived)
# Sit back, relax, and enjoy a Mincepie-der
Here
(Linked because it freaked out a few arachnophobes last time, the wimps)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# haha
terrifying
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:28, archived)
# *stamp stamp stamp stamp stamp*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)
# YAY Pea Rosti!
(halfsixty had sex with your mother on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Phwoar! Oh...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
I bet that tastes salty!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:12, archived)
# This could be the compo, unsexify sex symbols..or something..I dunno.
Noice!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:14, archived)
# or sexify non-sex symbols
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Or rape a pigeon and film the results.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:16, archived)
# sounds like newsletter material to me....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# What if pigeons were gulls?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Hmmm, sorry but no. I'll accept Peacocks, though
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:26, archived)
# Always one step ahead.
God daaaaaamn yoooooooou!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Haha
nice legs, norma jean!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:15, archived)
# !
phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:42, archived)
# fwap
(Darth Penders, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
# timezones..light years .. parsecs...gaahhh
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Ham-Hams, Parma unt Multi-Haim-Saban.

HAIM
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 15:10, archived)

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