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#
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Piss-free drink is the best kind of drink
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Top man
Although you do look a *little bit* like a duck
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# oh dear christ!
I've just got back on the board, what have we done! :D :D
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Different has *got* to be good
It was getting a bit samey.

A bit of anarchy never did any harm. *obv not true
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# hahaha oh god
what have we done? :D
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmm
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Deserved more!
The duck knight perhaps...
(, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 1:06, archived)
[challenge entry] I may have misunderstood...
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# :o
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Colonel Mustard, in the lake, with the swan
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
# should i stop posting these? ARGH
misheard lyrics
www.pown.it/1513 the best bit is at the end
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:01, archived)
# join in everyone
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:04, archived)
# pfft
I love a good singalong
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:10, archived)
# ha ha ha thunder chunk!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:12, archived)
# hahahahahahaa
wtf is that site and why have I not found it before?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Super quick and dirty
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# cloaca?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
[challenge entry] The curse of the odd-numbered Star Trek movies...
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)
# is that a duck?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)
# I checked on the little c
all is in order :)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)
# magic
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Woo yay


Lets begin by loosing the plot, eh?

(As you can tell...this is a bit overdue)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# hahahahahah
and already the challenge description is out the window
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Pffffft
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
# ducka ducka jihad?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
# fucking hell.
first challenge entry of a challenge that Mongy engineered and it has fuck all to do with the challenge. Can't you read past 'duck'? Good fucking night b3ta.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# *Strokes*
*Placates*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# good fucking riddance
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# :-s
I was just knocking up a stupid quickie for the voting, and as I optimised it, Rob posted the OK, so I wasn't gonna bin it...

(As you can tell from the 'Vote F' thing...)

Christ...why do people take the absolute mental wonderful craziness of a mass-abusive-duck protest and get all arsey about it?

Shitting fuck...what have I done wrong?

I *know* we're gonna do wife-beaters...gah...



Oh well, fuck it. Let's go fucking mental.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)
# maybe some b3tans can't see past their own ego anymore
maybe they forget what it's like to be a noob

maybe...who knows...who cares
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Well, idiocracy has triumphed over logic,
So I'm well happy.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:11, archived)
# flounce?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# When I flounce
I do it with style and a lot of harrumphing!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# my thoughts exactly
good night
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)
# thanks
I was in need of a stroke. but I'm still off. cheerio.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:58, archived)
[challenge entry] May as well get this goat-poking duck out of the way...
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Goat has turds for horns!
ICMFP
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# goat herd?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Ok - you've got F - Abusive ducks
www.b3ta.com/challenge/abusiveducks/

Right - I need a small image to stick on the FP / challenge page. Can someone do one coz this is YOUR challenge, not mine!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# HAHA. DUCKTIME IS THIS WEEK.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# YES YES YES
I love you, in a deeply platonic way

Blimey, I might even have to knock something up in MS paint
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# teeheee heee
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# duck this!


:D

edit: oop,s clicked I like this on the thread by mistakey forum jumpy firefail action
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# does it have to be just ducks?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# mongy said any fowl
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:51, archived)
# geese are cunts
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# this is scientific fact
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# The internets will surely back me up on this too
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# they've gone off in a sulk after you tried to unplug them
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen...
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)
# And robotic chickens
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:09, archived)
# B
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# seamducks abusing seamhorses
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Pffft.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Oh dear.
Whose fault is this?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Awww.
So you are fluffy, after all.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# ahh ducks
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:50, archived)
# coitanly heir fuhrer
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] add the size to suit
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# makes up for fraser nicking my fucking front page idea for his picture
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:55, archived)
# How about Mr Flibble?


(Stolen, but they counter-stole it from Red Dwarf the TV show, so...)

If not, mebbe we could do a rubber duck similar
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:59, archived)
# are you leaching?
thats a no no
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:06, archived)
# I leached that by way of a suggestion,
As it's from a screenie from TV...thought it'd make a good icon thing for the compo.

Oh well.

EDIT PS I could knock one out from the vid given 1/2 hour...but mebbe not worth it if ppl will wonder about stealings?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:15, archived)
# it's that time again

groovy
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# ^V^
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Did you find your shoes???
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I found one sliper
and both my shoes :)
they where in the hallway under a boiler which had a rollcage on top :)
thanks for asking :)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# good idea.
you never know when you might lose control of your boiler only for a well fitted rolfcage to save your life.

/serisness
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:47, archived)
# actually its for my GT6
but I can't get to it at the moment :(
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I used to have a GT6
with a Le Mans body. It was poorly so I raped it for the rotoflex chassis and made a Vincent's Hurricane out of it.

/boring petrol head blog.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:54, archived)
# glass fibre or alloy? (bonnet)
they're damn expensive!
I've got a spare chassis if you want to make another (but I maybe using it for a special of my own)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)
# glass fibre.
This was back in the days when I was more hands on. I buy my cars ready made and hassle free these days.

remind me sometime. I think I have one picture of my hurricane from the rear but I have a pic of the few others that were made.

I'm off to bed to watch wall-e.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:07, archived)
# nice!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
[challenge entry] 5 minutes, VOTE F
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)
# hahaha :D
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
# i've just got here
what's going on?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Something about F.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)
# It's all about F
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Vote F
for abusive ducks, on Rob's thread below
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:36, archived)
# ROBOTIC / STEAMPUNK DINOSAURS FTW!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# as long as
they're in abusive relationships with ducks, I have no objection :)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:40, archived)
# ROCK ON!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Have you seen the original of that?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:45, archived)
# indeed i have
"would you like some air"
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I laughed so much at this..
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
i've only just installed my sound card so i'm listening to all the ones i've missed - ha ha ha ha ha ha
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# The whole film should be like this.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:49, archived)
# ahahahaa
very Chris Morris
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:53, archived)
# F
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:34, archived)
# I'll make it fly if I get the chance
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)
# can it be milked?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!
I love that duck.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
# pffft
what a cunt :D
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)
# 5 minutes?
and whats the challenge exactly? Ducks in abusive relationships with other animals?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# yep, the ducks abuse their partners
but not other ducks
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Is that a goose?
Please could you clarify if geese are allowed in this challenge.

thx
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# as long as the animals doing the abusing are fowl i don't mind
LOL
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:42, archived)
# there are hate crimes going on all over the animal kingdom
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:43, archived)
# *real lols*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:44, archived)
# I am become grey
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# F
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Hahah what?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# THIS
www.pown.it/1578 (ok i'm gonna stop now)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# That's fantastic *click*
Don't stop.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Thats what she said.
lololol
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# happy
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 23:18, archived)
# "don't stop"
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Hahahah what's that from?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:32, archived)
# the internet
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Bahahahah
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
# WHAT IS THIS MUSIC FROM?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)
# *dances*
I am taking a break from writing a letter to my sis which has a real life seams bit in it.. yay for cutting out bits of magazines and sticking them together. and yay for david beckham with a nipple hand.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:30, archived)
# I have a whole draw full of seams
I used them for my GCSE arts - i got a C
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
# i think it's aunt sally
with a fez
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# In the words of Tank Girl - Anyone fancy a Garibaldi?
yays! I fell off my seat!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Careful
theres floor down there.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# My bumbum noticed that.
Right b3ta I'm fucking off from work and going home.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# HOME!
I love live in jobs!

BOING!

TIme for bed laterz peeps.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Nightnight.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# *steals seat*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Haha... a geek joke.
lols :oD
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# OK (F!)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# NEEDS MORE DUCKS
preferably beating their spouses
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# quick question.
who organises the image compos?

this may very well be a good idea.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Fraser or Rob
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:33, archived)
# star trek?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)
# nah
B5
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:56, archived)
# oh, star wars?
:)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry] FUCKING SUGAR!!!! VOTE F
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
[challenge entry] FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
# YES
Abusive ducks FTW
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
# good old animal challenge
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Fucking right
The time is right for an animal/domestic abuse scenario

(not that I could shop such a situation if my life depended on it)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# RIS?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# ! VOTE FOR F !!!!!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:48, archived)
# The series continues...

CFB


previously...
1
2
3
4
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Yes! :D
I'm loving these muchly.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# I am pleased :)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Snazzy.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# GET A JOB YOU LAZY ROBOT!
FREE LOADING ROBOT!
Woo!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Eeees Alive!
Wow I've discovered a whole new tired after fit to drop. I've got to the point where if I put a leg down when walking I have to be careful not to fall down!
I'm impressed. I think I'm going to have to take holiday leave next week.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Just fall down anyway
and sleep. You'll feel much better afterwards.

Or go on holiday NOW!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
# I'm just about to shut up shop and get an early night.
I know I'm knackered as I've started typing properly!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Oooh a series!
I only saw no 3 before.


Wondeful stuff.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# you should do 6 next!
woo
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# 6 is a tricky number
*ponders*




*ponders more*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# This is a great community for ideas!
:D
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:37, archived)
# This is almost F
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# it's got abusive, i'll give you that, and ducks
nice
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# SEAMPUNK DUCK RAPE
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# DUCK IS ANGRY
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
that's awesome
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# OH DUCK!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Fun you, airhole!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# bad mother funster!
or mother trucker :)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# What'd you say about my wife?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# she has a lovely shoe shining machine
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# needs more animals and less humans
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# This is true
But how could I ever imagine to photoshop such a wonderful raping jacket?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# duck amuck!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# That reminds me of
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# That's a really good camera to catch the "angry marks" in the air like that.
Caught the seams too.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:24, archived)
#
!!!!!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry] we can all join in, VOTE F
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# OMG
mutiny on the internets
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# BURN THE WITCHES!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# nothing like a good challenge hijack
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# it won't happen,
i'll get bored and the challenge will be as un offensive and text based as always
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)
# SEAMPUNK HORSES!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# fuck steampunk, it is rubbish
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# ROBOTIC HORSES!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# ^ hahaha
amoebaboys stuff was good...
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# seampunk horses magazine
with a pull-out of Maggie Thatcher,playing a new board game.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# I hereby do a Hilary Clinton,
and retract my entry, throwing my weight instead behing this.

Edit: SO LONG AS THE SOURCE ISN'T AS MOVIE POSTER.

LOOK HERE ROB FOR GOOD SAUCES
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# It's got to be worth a shot, hasn't it
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# You can still do a seamshorse.
You should still do a seamshorse.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# TTssattsr looking a bit....wrong.
Quite nice though.

(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# you've made him look like a lady
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Unshopped then?
*legs it*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# HUFF. Suck a fart from my dick. >:(
:)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# if he manages that
i would suggest you visit a GP and get your pipes checked
dicks shouldn't fart
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# I meant my VAGINA. My bad.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# In that case......*stops legging it*


(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# ah ok
carry on
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# !
wanker
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:05, archived)
# mind it doesn't try to strangle you in the night
edit : your hair that is
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Ulp!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:09, archived)
# thats why i shaved my head
from hair that was down to my ass crack - such a wonderful feeling
plus you don't get mistaken for a woman, even though you've got a beard...
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:13, archived)
# I don't think I've have the guts to get a haircut. I'm so used to it.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# Please
please don't. Please. Please.

WILL EVERYONE PLEASE STOP CUTTING THEIR BLOODY HAIR? Especially the lads. *hmph*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:20, archived)
# *doesn't mention the trimming of the beard*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# i only cut my hair because it tried to strangle me in my sleep
and i nearly got it caught in a lathe
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:21, archived)
# haha
too late was the cry. I am shaved bald again!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:26, archived)
# nicely done!
:)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# *pops in*
That's lovely, Captain!
*runs away*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# gb2talk!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# YOU RESPONDED.
NOW I SHALL STAY.
not really...you lot scare me.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# FUCK. THIS IS THE WORST.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Wrong board, secret otherboardwife.
:D cheers me dears.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# I'm totally gonna watch 30 Days of Nights later :)
TANKS, WOWOWOWOWOOOW.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# that was a shit film
very disappointed i was!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# really?
I enjoyed it a tad more than some I have seen recently. Like fucking Batman.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Don't ruin it by saying anything about what goes on
or I really will cry. And your moral will hurt.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# ok.
Suffice to say I did not like it but I think i've finally outgrown splosions.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Oh noooooo
too much information, I've even been hiding from the adverts.

*hides inside jumper and glares out*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# you must have expected splosions?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Well yes but you've confirmed it now.
Seriously, you have no idea how precious I'm being about this. I threatened to garotte a workmate today for even talking about the trailer.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
# hellboy 2 has
goblins and elves.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# I haven't seen any recent films
they don't have 5 for 20 euro offers on recent films.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# 4 euros for a film.
Being over here is so shit.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:12, archived)
# In Bruges was excellent
as was The other Boleyn Girl. 21 was really interesting and 45 was violent and excellent.
I did watch hellboy 2 and quite liked it though so not all is lost.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
# are these all recent films?
with the exception of hellboy 2, i haven't heard of any of them.

I think the most recent film I've seen is Scanner Darkly or Hostel. What a shitebag.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:25, archived)
# cheers
those do look good.

I saw a review of 21 somewhere recently and thought it would be good.

I think I need to work out what's wrong with my torrent downloads, and start watching more films.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Just avoid
Starship troopers 3, Mamma Mia, Mutant Chronicles, War Games 2, Hulk, The Happening, Shutter, Superhero Movie and the chronicles of Narnia Prince Caspian and you won't go wrong.

Do watch Street Kings, even with Keanu it is fucking brilliant.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:35, archived)
# i told you
mutant chronicals was a wank bag :D

and i concur on in bruges. twas very good.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:38, archived)
# I'll watch any old shite though
and give it a chance. I just reserve the right to tell the world and his brother how shite it was afterwards.

Tonight I am going to watch Wall-e ( just to check it is suitable for my son ) and I really am not looking forward to it.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:41, archived)
# has some nice points but ultimately disappointing
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Are you reviewing my sexual technique?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I'm sorry, had you worked hard on it?
I thought it was just something you threw together
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Threw?
Tossed more like!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# I put my sweat and blood into that.
By the way, you might need a towel.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Top shoppery my dear.


(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Sick blad.
Dat's heavy.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# you've made him look nicer
Edit: I really like your backgrounds as well as the people manipperlashuns.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# *hands you some beer goggles*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# *wanks*
*cries*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Fantasticular :D
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# nice
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:56, archived)
# nicely
all-white eyes always give me a bit of the fear
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Hehe, that's the point.
Cheers all, you're too kind.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# how marvelous
my dear. I could not have done better myself*




*without the use of fists
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:04, archived)
# I love it when you say fists.
Makes me feel all peculiar.

Someone tell me if I spelt that right.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:06, archived)
# totally apropos of nothing
it appears that More 4 are showing the IT crowd again and ep 1 is on now so I shall be reminding you when the shoes episode shows up :)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Awesome
as long as it's not tonight. I NEED an early night tonight, my mum's beginning to think I've got some sort of vitamin D deficiency.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# yeh
"fists" is correct. well done.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Where's my prize?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:14, archived)
#
peculiar is also correct so demand double prize.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:15, archived)
# I got there in the end!
Two prizes please, D.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:16, archived)
# double prize?
didn't think you'd be up for that, or i'd have asked earlier.

Which end do you want?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:18, archived)
# *should have known*
RIGHT I'm off. You two will just have to have sex on your own. Together. Nom.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:19, archived)
# fine by me.
*resigned to being the taker*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# hey.
the roast doesn't get the chance to hop off the pole!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:27, archived)
# wery gut
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:17, archived)
[challenge entry] I WORK ALL DAY AND YOU GIVE ME FUCKING SOUP!


VOTE F
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# hhahaha yes this ^
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# compo it!
oh wait... it hasn't started yet :(
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# BOING!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# HAHAH BOING!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# fucking hell!
also: hahahahaha
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# He deserves top marks for that.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# i remember this from around 1999
lol
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Everyone knows ducks don't like soup
The ewe had it coming.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Which is a shame
Since I love "Duck Soup", the Marx Brothers film.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:54, archived)
# *votes*
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# Haha yaaay!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# HAL was always such a spoil-sport
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# eek!
dirty man-hand
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# nonsense
it is glowing with lust
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# aah, I see
every dirty man-hand has a silver lining
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# "wait a minute. this silver... is all sticky!"
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# aaah, it's only fertiliser, be calm young girl
..
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
#
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# haha
genie-oos!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# yes!
I'd love to see this in real life. with free beer re-fills.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# *fetches some quaters/quids*
Do want! Clicklcickclcilk.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# hahaha excellent.


(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# :))))))))))
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# hahaha
cracking
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# how odd
I just posted that picture on here this afternoon
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:01, archived)
# So you did.
That IS odd. I made^ it yesterday*. I posted a similar one yesterday* also...
www.b3ta.com/board/8586450

^'made' = TOAPed.
*That's yesterday where I am.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:10, archived)
# this is win.
i relish the opportunity to throw darts and drink alcohol to the sound of "oops i did it again"
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Tan, the vulnerable zombie.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Oooh you bugger, I shall wait a minute to post this one then.
That's gorgeous.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# is that a big hairy bollock?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# yes
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# just checking
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Eww cool :D
You're pretty good at these!

I remember doing something similar:

Click for bigger

It didn't work very well, though.
Shoulda gone with brains instead of a skull, I suppose.

Yours is better, woo!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I like this
it's very nice and arty.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Thanks :]
I have a couple more but I sha'n't spam.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# *licks* Tastes like chicken.
HURRAH.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# looks like an arse
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# harsh.
he's a nice bloke.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# it does it's far too dark ;)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:58, archived)
# it's not too dark
it's atmospheric.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 22:03, archived)
# nicely done
if a little dark :D
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# thanks
I find darkness hides shitness.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:52, archived)
# hahaha
this with a cherry on top :D
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# b3ta Cow

Hi I'm new :)
last week I found the cow-thingy anywhere here but can't find it anymore, so I tried something out.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# My favourite knock knock joke
involves a cow, so you may have one shiny woo!

Welcome to b3ta :)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# You can't say that then not tell us it!!


(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)
# EUROPE.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Knock knock
Who's there?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Interrupting Cow
Interrupting c...
MOOOOOOOOOO!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:43, archived)
# COME IN!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Thank you, don't mind if I do
It's my current favourite joke. I stole it from /talk I think.

www.b3ta.com/talk/5139846
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# That is terrible!!
Nearly as bad as this...
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Fucking hell, he walked straight through that door.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# And he's only about four foot too!
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# "Four foot two?"
"Yes, four foot two."
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# I'm pretty sure he's playing pocket billiards too.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# It's a tall door,
which he shut behind him.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:48, archived)
# He shut it behind him.
It's a photograph, you know.
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Cow?


(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Interrupting Cow
[Edit] Awww, I'm way too slow. :(
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Thats ace!
:D
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# that's ace
odd certainly, but also ace

(what cow-thingy?)
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Hahah what's this?
Can it be milked?
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Top stuff, especially for a first post.
Woo
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:42, archived)
# This is your first post?
Good lord, you must be some kind of talent machine!
woo, welcome etc
(, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)

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