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[challenge entry] Cooler than ice
(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# yo no say me daddy me snow me i go blame
detective mon said me daddy me snow stab someone down the lane
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
# Diddly yadda pon dat
fucking nonsense Canadian idiot and ting
(bigwasteofspace Quality control settings on low, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)
# i always liked the line
policeman pull down me pants look up me bottum
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Why is everyone
talking in tongues?
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
# because its too hard talking in noses
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:41, archived)
# 'Cuz Ahm hangin' wit da Snow Man.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Cat & Fez = winner???


My cat Mali and my first post. Hurrah!
(pink_kittyboo was killed by many bunnies on, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# miao
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
# woo!!
i like cats in fezes!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
# O HAI MALI
Tommy Cooper kitteh goes jus liek dat!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Another one
There is another picture, but you can see just how scared he is of the tiny hat. I thought this was the safer bet.
(pink_kittyboo was killed by many bunnies on, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:39, archived)
# *Phones RSPCA*
(I helped save b3ta! IndieSinger watch my Mentos thing - http://tinyurl.com/6au8jl, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)
# RSPCA
how may i help you sir?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 14:01, archived)
# hahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Young Adolf

learn to play nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
# ha ha
crackin'
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:35, archived)
# didn't work obviously
haha
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] not straight up in the air!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:30, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:31, archived)
# hahahaha
didn't really think about that one, did he..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Superb!
Only a 2:2 though...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:33, archived)
# hats off to you sir
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:38, archived)
# dunno
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
# HIS ASS IS ON FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] In other news.. "Hat Fial"
*Unashamably not shopped!



De-RIS
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# i already did this, this morning
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry, I missed that (been busy)
Have you done this as well?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:32, archived)
[challenge entry] no. only this:
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Sometimes wearing a disguise hat can get you in trouble...
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! sancelle says something stinks in suburbia, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:18, archived)
# ahahaha!!
this is ace
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
# haha what the christ is going on here
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] They knew what a proper hat was.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# I'd hate to see the size of their carbon footprints....
Woo pic! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:16, archived)
# slightly bigger than their carbon shoes
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# haha
i'm liking this image challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:17, archived)
# haha is that abe lincoln on the left
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# NICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Haha
this I like!

(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:26, archived)
# The heads
of industry?
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry] ze cat on ze hat!
und ein electrik boogie
www.totalleh.com - click to visit
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:08, archived)
# :DD
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# Damn Russians!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:09, archived)
# nicely done squire!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:10, archived)
# hahahah, that is BRILLIANT!
*clicks like a mad clicking thing*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:11, archived)
# would
wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
# lovleh kitteh
nawty hitlir
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Smashing!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Bloody toupee shaggers
they're everywhere.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 2 Aug 2008, 19:51, archived)
# YO Ma Bruthas!
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:56, archived)
# pfffffft
horrible.

Drop the bomb, i'm 50 and my dad's a bishop.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Pind my miss.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# Pimp my Ride
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# He wishes.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I had the delight of experiencing Pimp My Ride UK a few weeks ago.
"YOU'RE A 42YEAR OLD SON OF A BISHOP, YOU MUG!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
# and the rest????
he be 50
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Yeah sorry - I haven't sent him a card for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:05, archived)
# chuckle
it got a chuckle but then i realised i'd misread it, i thought it said westwog.
lols for casual rascism.





(not a rascist!)
(suboftheday, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:00, archived)
# racist!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:36, archived)
# westwood is completely self aware though
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] The "edgier" first draft didn't make it past the drawing board
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Hat! compo!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:59, archived)
[challenge entry] What a Carry On...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Hats enough of hat
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# wahoo
it's like michael bentine's potty time
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# cheers
i'd forgotten all about that :)

*wanders off to youtube*
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
#
you're going to be very disappointed.
it hasn't held up well against the ravages of time.
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I am currently swearing like a Yugoslav:
STUPID POOFTER FUCKING

(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
# FUCKING STUPID BLOODY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Get to bloody
you can shit off
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:50, archived)
# hahaha try swearing like a Greek
POOFTAH MALAKA FUCKING!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:57, archived)
# hahah, the guy looks like one of the gangsters out of, what was it, wacky races? one of those HB toons anyhow :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Would. Wouldn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Look them in the eyes and say that
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Now that I've superglued them shut I can't.
I don't want them to have the opportunity to see my lovliness.

It's about PUNISHMENT.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Hahahaha! Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] meh
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# spang spang spang spang
spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang spang
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
[challenge entry] See what you've done there.
Woo.

I'll stick this in here if you don't mind. Not really worth a new thread. A man with a banjo and a gas mask and a hat?!

(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# wow
that's fucking cool

no need to be shy, it's well worthy of a thread!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# whythankyou
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# looks like this
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Ha.
Better.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:46, archived)
# no that's just silly...


(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahah
Ningles Barb you tinker you...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:40, archived)
# For a second there
I thought it was the Manhatten skyline!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
/opportunity wasted blog
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] 'At at
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I'd better let you have this little chap to keep him company:
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I say!
Spiffing
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 13:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a dramatic cat in a hat


...and for anyone who hasn't seen the original link, this is just pure class
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# hahahahhahah! holy shit!
there are gonna be so many versions of that vid within a week (if there arn't already)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# sweet mercy
he needs a monocle!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
#
he also needs some ears and a better photographer....
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# I'd not seen this before.
And now people in the office are looking at me, wondering why I burst out laughing when I'm doing serious marketing work an' shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:33, archived)
# "serious marketing work"
There's an oxymoron for you!
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# it still gets me
even after 20some views
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:54, archived)
# angus young?
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
image challenge: cats in hats
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I say, what a spiffing cat! Excellent, old boy!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Cats as hats!
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:52, archived)
# :D !
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:53, archived)
# Twunting shitty compo!
*Does not have time today to make hats - crys....

Woo to Cat/Hat though!
A brief history of my Cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry]

Expatiate this photogravure
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# I wish to endorse this invention
It is the way of the future.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Expatiate!
Love it
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:25, archived)
# i want one of these NOW! I always find my tea-drinking gets in the way of me pointing at orphans....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I medically need one of these, NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Ohh...
...GBBF. Lucky you! One year I shall make it!

However, I'm off to the GDSF, which is good, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:32, archived)
# :OD
I want to go on Friday when The Blues Brothers are playing. But the rest of the group want to go on Thursday when most of the odd and popular beer will still be available. Buggered if my liver can survive two days drinking.

A guy at my work is off the that steam fair. I read about one enthusiast whose fuel bill has quadrupled just running his engine for shows. Not a great time to be an engineering enthusiast.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:37, archived)
# haha
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a pea roasting in a new competition
This crab; as you can see; is sporting what is a rather fine top hat, which suits his quite dashing moustache rather well, I'm sure you'll agree:

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
# nice crabhat
:)

Slight TJ:

Just noticed on the BBC theres no news!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# no news is good news. Either that, or its borked.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Beautiful
Mind if I add to the tophattage?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
[challenge entry] In a new thread?
Oooo you badass!

Have a pea from me from the same compo!


CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
[challenge entry] *salutes*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry] Alreet?
I am in disguiz...

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:43, archived)
# CRAB HAT
CRAB TACHE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
[challenge entry] hats? cucumbers? what's going on?!
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:19, archived)
#
would
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# hehe :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# that marrow looks quite surprised......
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:23, archived)
# :) Why hello there pretty cucumber!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Collecting their Giros.

Queue-cumber, geddit?
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:34, archived)
# geddit geddit :)
compo this
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
# haha what the hell is going on there
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Mr Zucchini Head!
does he vibrate?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:36, archived)
# it's a girl.
it's a cucumber.

and yes it does
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] division moon
(FloydPink has a full robot chubby..., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:18, archived)
# pink floyd blech
i like it when "division bell" ends



****pfffft i typed bell ends
***pfffft i did it again
() do bears shit on the wooden pope?, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Botties!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)
# :P
(tieQ Smallbrainfield is my hero., Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Yehman - rock it up dub styal - I an I goin to da DARK side ... !
In other news, the Easy All Stars version of Dark Side Of The Moon rocks bells.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 31 Jul 2008, 12:21, archived)

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