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[challenge entry] ...dum-da-dee-dum-dum............................................oops!..............................................................................(cut!)...
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:45, archived)
# ...*eh*.....fail!...
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:01, archived)
# what?
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:13, archived)
# My word.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:13, archived)
# SmugCnut
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)
#
Republicannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:42, archived)
# t
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:43, archived)
# I bet she is pure filth in the sack.

/is really bored blog.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:44, archived)
# OBVIOUSLY bullshit........but......
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:01, archived)
# haha.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:12, archived)
# I love the last line
"I did that myself once when I was in college", McCain stated.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:15, archived)
# What state does Sarah Palin govern?
Alaska.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:46, archived)
# What is the status of her nose, and would she holiday in the Caribbean?
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:55, archived)
#
ALASKA.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:57, archived)
# Oh, well then. Okay. (But how does she smell?)
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:08, archived)
# How do you get your wife on a bus quickly?
Russia.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:16, archived)
# pokemon
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:17, archived)
# uh-huh!...
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:47, archived)
# i'd do her
i bet she's a dirty in the sack as her daughter.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Her daughter cleaned her sack last week.
Only a few stains and ground in dirt left.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:59, archived)
# I bet her and her daughter at the same time is really dirty in the sack
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:31, archived)
# How far into the pregnancy do we have to wait until it's technically a foursome?
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:33, archived)
# again..
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll Give Ya Extended!!!!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Faggot.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Knob.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:40, archived)
# This may have been funny.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I tried to click the "May."
:(
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Hahaha
edit: should of been done first time round, really.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Better??????
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Lasest (la8est)
8)

what does it say?
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:41, archived)
# ...squigglylines...
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:50, archived)
# You're just a big sack full of reposts, aren't you?
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:51, archived)
# not true...
...i posted 3 new things today!...:P
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:54, archived)
# *checks wallet*
ZOMFG!!1!111!1ONE!11
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:56, archived)
# here's another new one...(just for kicks)...
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:59, archived)
# tab3?
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:54, archived)
# ...one more thing...
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:12, archived)
# see him?
that's your boyfriend, that is :D
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:15, archived)
# it says DONK, right
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:27, archived)
# headswap
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:09, archived)
# Nicely done sir
.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Oooh
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:14, archived)
# I do not mean to be rude,
but I think that would count as a single headswap.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:54, archived)
# spot on
changed :)
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] It was nothing to do with the Jedi Mind Trick
The Storm troopers had just been given crap e-fits of the suspects
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)
# subtle taggage
you can't tell if it's a real addition or some of Industrial Light and Magic's computery trickery.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:09, archived)
# The antialiasing and phong shading gives it away.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Crop Tool?
not available in paint
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:10, archived)
# this was the cropped version
see above
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I like how you made it 14 parsecs wide as a tribute
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Dead Heat At the Finish Line
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:13, archived)
# pfttt....
Hahahahahahaha!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:20, archived)
# ...*boo hoo*...i lost the race...
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:23, archived)
# brilliant
i dont know what all the fuss is about
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiJ84JHOdgE
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:30, archived)
# hahahaha
how many people have refused to watch that just for the title

edit: this came up in recommended videos after that one ended: www.youtube.com/watch?v=miBQIjfIiLw&NR=1
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:32, archived)
# that guy aint 1/2 put some weight on since youtube started...
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:42, archived)
# who wants to watch 2girls1cup???
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:44, archived)
# thank god for the comments section
i'd actually rather watch the real video than get rickrolled again

edit again: actually, I kind of miss "Pop-Up Video"...
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
# SMOKIN'...
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Sexy sexy tiem
:D
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:08, archived)
# bikini!
she looks abit like that girl out of that programme where there are 3 witches
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:09, archived)
# ...i just made her up...but she is quite bewitching!...
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:12, archived)
# charmed that was it
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Aww god but that was an awful stupid program, but Rose was great.
Especially the one where she gets possessed by the spirit of a wood nymph or something. Grrrreat.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:36, archived)
# i'm mainly bewitched by the pointiness of her left tit
be-titched
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:17, archived)
# The lion, the witch, the witch, the witch and the wardrobe!
Hands up all those unfortunates who are working tonight?
*raises hand*
My boss is a bitch.
*smacks self in gob*
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:16, archived)
# i finished work at 5.30 and I HAVE A SUNDAY OFF WORK FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 6 WEEKS! YEAH!!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:19, archived)
# I worked today
for nothing.

Hands up who have a job they enjoy enough to do that :)
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:19, archived)
# *raises hand again*
By the way, the hat you made me might just be half a bee but it's quite a hit with the cool kids here.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:21, archived)
# *raises*
Although I consider "work" to be "things I have to do, but don't want to", wheras many things are "fun stuff I get paid for".

Actually, I should do some work on NMR spectra matching and stop considering the jchempaint/cdk architecture...
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:40, archived)
# Yes
Yes you should.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Well, you're right, as always. So wise! :)
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:24, archived)
# Me
/Nuts, Zoo, The Times, The Sun, The Sport contributor, if only by accident at times
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:10, archived)
# that's cool
is it a real wall or an effect?
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:14, archived)
# huh?...
....it's an acrylic painting on canvas paper, actually!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:16, archived)
# Even wooer!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:17, archived)
# *looks closer*
oh yeah, I really need glasses. it's a picture of a girl right?

edit:I was going through how I'd achieve the same thing, woo to the painting.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:17, archived)
# Hooray for your real arts!
This is very lovely.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)
# VEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRYYYYYYY nice.
*Click*
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:15, archived)
# top notch
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:22, archived)
# wit-wiw!

*smokes*
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:01, archived)
# MY EYES!!
What does it say?
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:02, archived)
# Extra ball
:)
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# EXTRA BOLLOCK
BOLLOCK BALL!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# it's stuck on the flipper...
....aaarrrggghhh!.................*TILT*!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:08, archived)
# pfffttt...
has anyone phoned hitler yet?
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:32, archived)
# This way....
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:49, archived)
# no ta!
*hides*
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:50, archived)
# It has
handrails!!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:53, archived)
# ....no thanks...i'll stay here...
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:51, archived)
# How rare :-)
Nice. Is that you peeking at us from the end?
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Hello stranger!
yes, 'tis my good self, cataracts and all.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Hello!
Cataracts? :-(
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:58, archived)
# I'm having eye trouble
But nothing serious. I hope you are spamming my Marillion video, I need the money.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:01, archived)
# *falls down elevator shaft*
WATCH OUT!!
edit : do you have any eyebrows?
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:04, archived)
# :( no reply?
*sulks*
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Replies
I have a number of eyebrows. I keep them in a box. Their owners want them back....
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:37, archived)
# you appear to have no eyebrows
Hello btw :)
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:43, archived)
# I wanted to seem more evil
bwa ha ha etc. i had to optimise everything so much I think the eyebrows suffered.
And hello.
Now go watch my Marillion video so i can win some money :) I'm only 68,000 behind. B3ta can sort that.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:48, archived)
# you forgot one thing...
THE LINK! i'm far too lazy to click /links
You should have a sundae girl hat for your sheeps :) - that links to the videos :D
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Now there is an idea!
that is beyond me.
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HSvg56cxt5s

Watch it every waking hour, and i might just come 40th. I'm 42nd out of 140 at the moment.

Edit: the very end is the funny bit, not me in a wetsuit.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)
# <a href="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=HSvg56cxt5s"><img src="IMG HTML HERE"></a>
i think... (testing)
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:05, archived)
# Oh, i wouldn't
post an image link on here. I've been told off before. (The B3ta bosses don't seem to like me much)
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:12, archived)
# its a hat
:) or alt put link in your sig
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:14, archived)
# I think
it is best to just be Grey-Girl on B3ta. I made the front page, then the newsletter, with a comment that still hurts to this day.
I still post stuff but I'll not spam.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:19, archived)
# again...
LINK!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 21:52, archived)
# No
I don't want to relish in my humiliations.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Is it just me?


BBC's front page a couple of weeks ago.
Brings a whole new meaning to the term 'family friendly TV'.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:47, archived)
# *squints*
what?
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:49, archived)
# ris?
i don't get it
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:50, archived)
# I think
it has something to do with the suggestive image in the top right!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:35, archived)
# holy crap



its going to rain!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:51, archived)
# what is?
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Sorry but these are far too easy to do!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Yay, Chloe!
I own a Jolly Jack.

edit:this one
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Yes.
His parents want him back you know?
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:39, archived)
# How could I?
he looks so...jolly.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:40, archived)
# But you'd rather jack, with Fleetwood Mac.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:41, archived)
# ahahahaha thats great!
in other news: -



I got a new tablet
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:41, archived)
# analgesic?
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:42, archived)
# all im understanding is "anal"
and yes, that would be nice

*penetrates*
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:43, archived)
# That's nothing
I have a new cock!

(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:43, archived)
# woo for transplants!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:46, archived)
[challenge entry] ...damn droid stand-ins....they can never remember the lines!...
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:47, archived)
# darthy really looks like
he got a cup missing in his left hand
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Ackackackackackackack
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Has he got one of them old football rattle things?
Woo!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:31, archived)
# hahahaha
yes
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:36, archived)
# One of my Friends' kids actually asked for this in the supermarket recently


They grow up so fast these days!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Fwap fwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap
Fwap fwap fwap fwap fwapfwap fwap
Fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap fwap
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:26, archived)
# Pffffffffft
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I give mine Cop Porn
:D
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:38, archived)
# ...yay!...a free movie!...
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:49, archived)
# I sincerely hope she is a tranny
As this is a respestable thread about cock porn.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:51, archived)
# that ain't no tranny...
...that's the world-famous Tempest Storm!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Well
She is more arousing than the popcorn.
Which bodes well for my sexuality
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:02, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:11, archived)
# ...^this^ rocks!!!...
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:13, archived)
# Stop shagging that nebula!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:19, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:21, archived)
# But I am a loon!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:24, archived)
# ...that's class!...
...:)
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Nutjob
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:10, archived)
# oh fuck
hahaha
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:11, archived)
# haa haa...
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:11, archived)
# uggghh i can see the little hairs and everything
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:13, archived)
# these peopel; should mate and become one
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)
# Hahahaha
Gnarley work but someone's gotta do it!

O_*
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:19, archived)
# Hahahahaha
The definitive image
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:27, archived)
# he looks like
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 20:49, archived)
# Concept plane
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:06, archived)
# ooooh
nice nice :)


zooooooooooom
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:07, archived)
# OH SNAP!!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:08, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:15, archived)
# Nice!
Looks a bit like Starscream!

Woo!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:08, archived)
# ...shoot it down!...
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Still love that :D
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:13, archived)
# This reminded me of your stuff
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Wow
That is excellent! :D
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:38, archived)
# ...WALRUSJET X-1...
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Oh fuck now that is good :D
I love it when talented chaps like yourself bring my drawings to life. Nice one! :D
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:47, archived)
# ha ha...thanks...
...i like the results myself....it was fun!...:D
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:56, archived)
# Any suggestions? EDIT: NOW WITH ADDED DONK

"Get a haircut you filthly hippy" doesnt count :)

Click for bigger (76KB)
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:47, archived)
# get a haircut you dirty hippy.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:52, archived)
# get a haircut you unkempt hippy
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:53, archived)
# get a hippy you filthy haircut
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Get a hippycut you dirty hair
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:55, archived)
# DONK!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:55, archived)
# ...
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:58, archived)
# No fricking way!!
That is awful!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:01, archived)
# i am drinking said beer now
so it doesn't bother me so much right at this minute
at the time though...
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:01, archived)
# why did i just go listen to that song...
why why why why.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:03, archived)
# Haha, fuck :D
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:10, archived)
# Get a filthy
you haircut hippy
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:57, archived)
# I've done your mum
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:58, archived)
# Daddy?!
WHY DID YOU LEAVE US!?
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Get a hair you filthy cut hippy.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:58, archived)
# hair you, filthy get, cut a hippy
/scottish accent blog.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:04, archived)
# HAHAHAHA brilliant!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:05, archived)
# I can't make any sense of "cut a hippy" in a scottish accent.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:07, archived)
# try a less thicker brogue.
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:12, archived)
# ...nope...................................no suggestions...
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:07, archived)
# is he beating himself in the groin because he's set fire to stuff again?
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:10, archived)
# hippy cut hippy hair hair cut hippy filthy hippy hippy hippy
Woo to the pic :D
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:08, archived)
# Ta very much
Have some joy
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)
# get a dirty, you hippy filth
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:14, archived)
# ...I GOT GOOGLE EYES!...
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:07, archived)
# Luminous paint + uv light + boobies =
Woo!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:09, archived)
# ...let's just call them 'google eyes' for now!...heh heh...
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:19, archived)
# NSFW!
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:36, archived)
# ...what isn't?.............. a cartoon?...
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:43, archived)
# phwoar
*rubs thighs*
(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:12, archived)

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