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*ding*

so it's a lazy sunday - read the paper, roast some vegetables, transplant some herbs. hell, may as well clean out the spam folders from my email accounts, too.

what's this? hatemail sent to me? how unprecedented! why, it seems that someone didn't like my little hallowe'en masks i was giving away for free on craigslist, which is unfortunate. i like giving to my community.

my finger hovers over the reply button, my mind quickly composing a noxious screed. i hesitate, though - what if it's just some b3tan giving me the gears? i instead click the show details button, thinking i'll see some comical address...

...and i'm so glad i checked. barbara, the offended hatemailer, has foolishly used her work email account to send me hatemail! hahaha, foolish barbara! she works at a local television and film production company halfway across town - they have a show on uk tv as well as stuff on here, all of it children's programming. her hatemail, and i quote:

Sick Bastard

These are the most frightening things I have ever seen and you should be
ashamed of yourself. You are absolutely sick.

now, b3tans, i have an opportunity. rich, nourished soil lies in all directions, and i've sown the seeds of many possible responses here, all of them with the potential to grow into great, lurching trees bearing comical and humiliating fruit. i ask you, which of these sprouts should i nourish? what directions are best chosen here?

for those who may be in ris mode, here is the original post on b3ta showing the masks i made, and the posts on craigslist (twice deleted) read as follows:

Hallowe'en masks for small children/babies.

Free to anyone who wants them - I made two small masks (they'd suit a small baby, maybe a microcephalic one best) for a friend but they're a bit too small. Take one or both - if you want them, I'd like to take a few pictures of your kids wearing them so I can judge how to adjust the shape of the next ones. They smell a little funny but not bad.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:57, archived)

However you respond,

make sure you refer to her only as "Babs"

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ClanSoul, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:01, archived)

Hang on, what does she mean "These are the most frightening things I have ever seen"?

They're fucking halloween masks! THAT'S THE POINT!

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ClanSoul, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:11, archived)

thank you. that was my favourite part of the email.

i think barbara's a few razor blades short of a dangerous apple.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:13, archived)

What was she searching for to find them, anyway?

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ClanSoul, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:18, archived)

you use craigslist?

she was probably just clicking around the 'free' category.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:20, archived)

maybe she got lost on the way to the please fuck me in the ear section

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:48, archived)

plus,

if they are the most frightening things she's ever seen
she should watch the news

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:27, archived)

she should be in the news.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:36, archived)

as some kind of horrible mask victim or something or other or whatever

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:37, archived)

heh. maybe she's cher and has bad memories of that crap film and her ugly co-star.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:49, archived)

that wasn't a co-star

it was a mirror

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:54, archived)

i think i might have the same mirror, some days.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:13, archived)

i don't know...

...whether to laugh or cry right now.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:02, archived)

i'm laughing, if that helps.

edit: haha!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:08, archived)

hahahaha

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:47, archived)

Highcockingloremishly well done.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:51, archived)

She does seem to be correct on all counts there, my boy.

However, she is under the delusion that they are
connected in some way. She is also fucking thick.
Cunt her, cunt her in the fuck--hard, with a hedgehog.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:03, archived)

oh, she's right. i agree there.

but, she doesn't know that she's right, and she has no idea why she's right. so, i'm going to cause her some existential pain.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:10, archived)

Indeed so, sah . And may I say 'dogspeed'[sic]!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:17, archived)

i think extortion might be a part of this plan.

see what her company thinks of hatemail being sent out on company servers.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:21, archived)

hahaha

more psuedopedophillic language stating that what you do with children with their parent's permission is entirely your business may be called for. Try to relate her love of children with your own.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:30, archived)

no, that route is probably not good.

it'll just cement her belief that all scary things are bad, bad, bad.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:31, archived)

I would lead her along a little bit

play the part she's written for you so she can show you the part she's written for herself.

But direct conflict might be sufficient to just show how completely unhinged the woman is.

And maybe pedophilic is not the way to go. Pretending to be a witch might be better.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:34, archived)

i wonder if i can hire people to picket her company's offices?

that would make the news and confuse everyone.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:37, archived)

Buy people airfare for people for an America bash

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:39, archived)

i'm north of there though.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:52, archived)

It's all America

we can bring up some kids from Bolivia too if the government hasn't turned off the internet to keep protesters from organizing.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:54, archived)

go on a urinatory rampage around town

dressed in a black robe with a hood, and the mask on your face - scream style.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:03, archived)

other than the mask, this is my life.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:14, archived)

Shit on her

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:03, archived)

only if she pays well.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:14, archived)

you have a knack for attracting them, it seems

BTW whatever happened with the snaxeman?

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:05, archived)

hanke and i (and others) suspect he was just fishing for freex, like we were.

i'm giving him time before my next reply.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:09, archived)

In his last e-mails to me he admitted that he was

more or less

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:22, archived)

well, all our adventures can't bear fruit.

that's why it's important to spread our tentacles far and wide.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:51, archived)

I am sorry again if I spoiled any fun for you

I was not thinking

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:55, archived)

oh hell no!

every time i post something here from craigslist i hope someone here will jump in.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:57, archived)

THIS BORD IZ 4 PICSHURS!

Me not reeds orl vat!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:07, archived)

Ok, I read it. I cant help myself.

Now....
What is this sheilas email address again?

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:10, archived)

oh, no no no...

...that's mine until i finish with her.

i will give it out after, though.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:13, archived)

Why not sign her up for some spam, too?

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ClanSoul, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:17, archived)

COCKSPAM

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:27, archived)

endgame stuff, but yes.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:37, archived)

What show?

And this is quite insane. I don't know. Draw out some more of the crazy and send it to her office for interoffice lulz?

Somehow get her to go completely bonkers and do something news worthy? Who knows, maybe she owns the place.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:20, archived)

i'm not going to supply any details yet - i will when i'm through with her and them, though. or close to it.

i may email her coworkers if she gets pissy in reply to whatever i sent her. we'll see....

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:22, archived)

do you want a serious answer?

first of all, you don't need to apologise for the mask work. the masks are not rude, not offensive, not demeaning or hurtful to the child. (and I really like them)
they are fun and just a tiny bit frightening -- but they're hallowe'en masks, after all. it might be worth emphasising that to her.
secondly, you should inform her that sending abusive email is dashed bad form. it's illegal, in fact. designing hallowe'en masks for children is not.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:21, archived)

thanks! and yes, serious or comical answers will do.

that's the crux of it - a person advertising hallowe'en masks was berated for making frightening things! i wonder if she pickets theatres showing horror films.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:25, archived)

you could, of course,

also cunt her in the fuck.
i merely present this to you as a nalternative.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:26, archived)

Anal ternative?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:30, archived)

an al tern a tive?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:45, archived)

even the comment about 'send pics' isn't dreadful, it's a request for feedback

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:26, archived)

what sheltered lives some people lead.

she clearly wasn't raped often enough as a little girl

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:24, archived)

and we can remedy that, can't we, boys and girls?

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:25, archived)

hehehe.

i'm leaning toward urbane legend's suggestion - email her indignantly and ask her if she has mental health issues.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:30, archived)

you could pretend to miss the point and send her a mock form-letter as follows:

Dear Barbara,
Thank you for your email. I'm glad you enjoyed the masks; I hope you and yours have a fun Hallowe'en!
Yours spookily,
Postbear

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:37, archived)

dear barbara:

i can't understand your email. it was very upsetting to me. as a burn survivor i took the time to make some masks for frinds who had children who'd also suffered in a fire from some hypoallergenic materials because they were going to miss trick-or-treating this year. your email was terrible! we're all upset here and all i wanted to do was bring some joy into the lives of some less-fortunate kids and their families.

i don't know why you'd write such horrible things to me! i'm barely recovered and am still in so much pain already and now this! you should be the one who's ashamed!

that way, if she asks to meet i can make myself loof like a burn victim and wear a big mask similar to these ones (to cover my healing skin) and really creep her out.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:44, archived)

I belive you do loofa like a burn victim

you poorly exfoliated Canadian pinata

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:52, archived)

you're so mean!

you sick bastard!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:59, archived)

oh, I like that.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:44, archived)

Suggest that she should take them and keep them and post pictures of herself wearing them to prove that she's kept them

or you're going to make more and give them to children directly without the frustration of craigslist and the internet fun police.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:47, archived)

heh, and tell her where and when i'm going to do it.

see if she shows up.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:03, archived)

good greif

that's far too strange

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:24, archived)

this is why i never understand people who claim to be bored.

how can anyone be bored when the world is completely full of wonder? even if things are a little flat nearby, we have brains that are replete with ideas and magic!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:33, archived)

that would explain

why so many strange people come from the American Midwest.

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Shiksa, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:43, archived)

Make sure she finds a mask on her bed when she wakes up.

Horse head is optional.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:25, archived)

i hope she winds up living somewhere nearby.

that could extend the comedy if i suss that out.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:33, archived)

Take a picture of yourself wearing one of the masks and wanking.

Post a Craigslist ad looking for hot guys to come over and wear the masks and wank with you.

Use Barbara's e-mail as the reply address.

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Shiksa, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:27, archived)

heh, while fun, that would be the endgame.

first i want to mess with her mind.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:34, archived)

i don't really get it.

what makes these masks so scary? i feel really stupid.

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d d, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:31, archived)

prezactly.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:33, archived)

You're well stupid, Dyslexia

go away

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:36, archived)

i am going to hang myself with my belt.

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d d, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:37, archived)

no don't do that

your pants will fall down! ha ha ha ha.

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d d, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:38, archived)

wank while you're hanging

it's literally the ultimate thrill

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:40, archived)

just ask michael hutchence!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:42, archived)

chance'd be a fine thing

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:43, archived)

chance

or the ability to speak with the dead!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:43, archived)

i can already speak to the dead.

they don't answer though

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:48, archived)

well, scary is subjective. i'll cut people a little slack on that.

i think barbara's a bit delicate and underexposed to the truly frightful things this world holds.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:36, archived)

no no i mean like what are these maks meant to be?

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d d, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:37, archived)

clearly they resemble her parents or her uncle gropey.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:39, archived)

hahaha. of course.

are these just like shoe liners or something? tape left overs?

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d d, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:40, archived)

did you read the original thread?

they're the tape i peeled off my feet that my physiotherapist put on me to correct my falling arches.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:47, archived)

Your eye is keen as well, Doc.

A bit of both.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:48, archived)

i don't think they're sposed to 'be' anything.

they're just semi-spooky hallowe'en masks for kids.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:40, archived)

jeezum craw!!!

what can i say? Gags on Barbara?
Keep em coming PB!
And as per im about to hit the fart sack - cya some other time!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:41, archived)

missing you already!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:42, archived)

hahahahaha

gags on you - i've not even left!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:43, archived)

o shit

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:43, archived)

curses!

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:47, archived)

zounds!

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:53, archived)

A fantastic word, IMO.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:55, archived)

IMO, too.

along with 'crivens' and 'by jove'

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:58, archived)

I've not used either of those yet.

I will correct this error, by Jove! thx.

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:02, archived)

thanks zank!

sleep well!

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:45, archived)

*zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:46, archived)

Introduce her to Microwave.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:42, archived)

where is Microwave...

...i've been waiting for another episode.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:44, archived)

Add him as a Friend, then you'll never miss one!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:46, archived)

good idea...

...doy!...:)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:48, archived)

haha, i think a lot of b3ta would send her over the brink.

imagine her seeing rev. jesse's stuff....

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:48, archived)

HAHAHAHA!!!! Link one into each email you send.

Happy Halloween!!
*plays bow saw trills*

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:53, archived)

at the very end i'll put the mask on a melon and send her a video of me fucking it.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:08, archived)

well, i'd buy it

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:14, archived)

you sick freak.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:16, archived)

Be sure to TOAP that...

"Wish you were here."

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:15, archived)

heh.

"this could be YOUR child."

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:22, archived)

THAT IS A QUALITY HEDGEHOG!

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:27, archived)

HERE IS PROOF IF PROOF WERE NEEDED

OF WHAT A VERY BAD MAN YOU ARE MR POSTBEAR

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:15, archived)

KILL KILL KILL FOR INNER PEACE AND MENTAL HEALTH.

you needed proof? haven't you read any of my posts here?

also: all these posts and not once did someone note that i'd used comic sans.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:19, archived)

haha didn't you get the memo?

It's cool again.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:34, archived)

dear barbafaha:

i would like to delete all the fonts from my computer except for comic sans. is this possible and is it easy enough for me to do or must i call tech support?

best,

mm.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:38, archived)

I'd:

1) Make a (small) effigy.

2) Write "Babs" on it.

3) Put the mask on it.

4) Hang the effigy outside her work building somewhere so she can't miss it when she goes to work.

5) ????

6) Profit.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:04, archived)

that could be fun.

for me. terrifying for her.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:13, archived)

Of course, it'd have to involve waiting in a parked car while peole are coming to work

and video taping the whole thing.

Then emailing her the video in a discreet anonymous package.

Maybe include another masked effigy in the package.

That'll also conveniently take care of your two masks :)

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:20, archived)

i don't have a car. can i do it from my bike?

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:29, archived)

from the bushes.

where all greatness begins.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:34, archived)

*enters bushes*

*trips over george michael, hugh grant and many, many others*

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:40, archived)

You've got the added bonus of hedgerow porn too in there.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:49, archived)

Only if you're wearing a mask and you're in plain sight.

Fair's fair.

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Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 4:45, archived)

can i carry a chainsaw?

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:54, archived)

Well since you know the name of her employer

just write them a letter and snail-mail them a formal complaint.

Dear TVPeopleCEO,

I recently advertised some handicrafts on craigslist. A labour of love being offered freely to the community as a labour of love.

Your employee (namehere) chose to abuse me via email from your company. Is this kind of behaviour endorsed by your firm? I am insulted by this communication and demand an apology.

Sincerely,
P.Bear Esq.

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Ratsta, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:41, archived)

something like that will be move # 2.

i'll be emailing barbara herself first.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 5:51, archived)

I think a king kit like that should be the first and final.

Otherwise it won't have the same punch. Her boss will raise it with her and she'll say "but he emailed me and didn't say anything about it then..." or whatever.

Shoot at me once, I carpet bomb your city.

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Ratsta, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:00, archived)

you have a point there.

hmmm. much depends on the reactions of people i do not know. it's a gamble either way - both options could provide much mirth or just end up flat.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 6:04, archived)

I'd interpret this as an expression of interest rather than any sort of hatemail.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:06, archived)

Why not...

...email her and tell her you've made one specially for her, and that you would like to deliver it in person, particularly as you have been unwise enough to use a work email address, by which you can easily track her down. Wish her a nice day, and say you anxiously await her reply with times when she will be at work to take posession of the gift.
/snort!

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 8:26, archived)

Click for bigger

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ClanSoul, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:47, archived)

not gay at all...

...no worries.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:48, archived)

Yours inspired me.

You touched me in a way no-one else has.

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ClanSoul, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:50, archived)

ha ha...

yeah right...................... seriously, this looks nice though!... :)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:51, archived)

Thanks :]

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ClanSoul, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:54, archived)

I go sleep now, at night time, legs are grow

zzzz

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:58, archived)

legs grown, sleep time?

Goodnight discomeats.

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ClanSoul, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:00, archived)

goodnight mr.disco...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:04, archived)

Needs more peeeeg

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:18, archived)

needs more bleeeeeeee

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:25, archived)

MAKE PANCAKES.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:01, archived)

Click for bigger

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ClanSoul, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:08, archived)

MAYBE YOUR LEGS JUST HAD GROW

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:45, archived)

bahahah you crazy bastard you

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:46, archived)

I am sometimes controlled by bananas

othertimes I am controlled by banana's but only sometimes

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:48, archived)

And bled? And ruptured? And Baconed?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:46, archived)

those things, that order

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:48, archived)

So that's a neato what now right?

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:47, archived)

quite so

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:49, archived)

those are some ugly pants...

...who would wear such pants?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:48, archived)

They are easy stretch pants, incase ones legs are grow

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:48, archived)

oh...

...i thought it was those shitty acid-washed denim pants.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:49, archived)

he has taken some acid, his legs are grow!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:51, archived)

i took acid 150 times... so let me tell you...

... stay away from acid!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:54, archived)

hahaha

I'm sure I've been spiked with it on a few occasions

good job I was already mental

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:57, archived)

it does weird things...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:00, archived)

Just grow?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:49, archived)

...you heard him...

...ones legs are grow.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:51, archived)

let's grow a leg! Time for special hop of justice!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:52, archived)

MAYBE YOUR LEGS JUST HAD GROW

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:50, archived)

Those are the most unusual oranges I've ever seen

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:52, archived)

wooooooo...

...i like the fat one on the left!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:53, archived)

i quite like carrots.

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:04, archived)

NSFW!!!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:52, archived)

YOU FUNNEL-FUCKING FUCK!

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:02, archived)

this is a great thing

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:23, archived)

Night all...

I leave you with this...

(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:37, archived)

That's a big arse.

(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:39, archived)

>.>

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:40, archived)

hahahahahah

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:44, archived)

Thass ace

One of the finest woos

i shall click for further reference

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:51, archived)

YAY!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:40, archived)

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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:41, archived)

how she gonna beep beep with no keys

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:24, archived)

Am i sad for knowing that that lady is

Leah Dizon?

(

taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:43, archived)

Yes you are.

*googles*

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:44, archived)

she can Leah my Dizon any day!...

...*yum*!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:44, archived)

oh no you dizon't!

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:46, archived)

Just means you've google searched her too many times.

(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:45, archived)

Well - i did my first google search of her just then. And enjoyed it.

Shes a sorta famous japanese/ american model/ boob-wrangleress. Well - famous in japan anyway.

LOLJAPAN

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:46, archived)

MINGEFARTEATSHIT.

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d d, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:48, archived)

acceptable kiddie porn is great stuff.

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:03, archived)

Sorry

They made me do it.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:27, archived)

yeah!

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:29, archived)

who's...

...THEY?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:30, archived)

THEY

Terence Hill's Enlarged Yam.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:35, archived)

THEY

Tree Huggers of East Yeovil

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:36, archived)

THEY

The Y

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ClanSoul, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:38, archived)

TOUCH HER

every year

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:39, archived)

the hierarchy enslaving you

/chews bubblegum, and leaves the asskicking til later.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:42, archived)

Tonight He Eats You

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:43, archived)

Turkeys Hide Egg Yolk

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:44, archived)

The Hoths Envisioning Yoda...

...?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:47, archived)

haha

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:00, archived)

i believe in...

...hallowe'en.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:07, archived)

*oink*...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:15, archived)

pigs pigs sgip sgip

(

Shada, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:17, archived)

sgip sgip actually sounds like a pig noise...

we may be on to something here

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:19, archived)

sheep goes peehs

cow goes woc

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:27, archived)

haha

i wish they did

(

Shada, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:28, archived)

I would LOVE to see woccing cows.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:36, archived)

WOC WOC WOC WOC WOC

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:45, archived)

i lolled

now that b3ta has made me laugh, i can go to bed
night all

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:17, archived)

BYEBLOOP

(

Shada, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:17, archived)

goodnight sir Bloop...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:20, archived)

Allow me to trim you down then.

(

Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:23, archived)

OW!...

...that knife stuck in my side really hurts!...please refrain.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:26, archived)

pigs have tiny eyes

tiny eyes

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:26, archived)

All the better

for seeing you with?

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:29, archived)

just more face

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:38, archived)

poor piggy, he's got bits cut from his ears.

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:12, archived)

Crandfather Clock

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)

yes!

that's more like it

Best of all the Crandwagons

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)

grrr

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:02, archived)

grrrrreat

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:03, archived)

You were saying I made my pics with Livetrace the other day...

I made this page for you...
www.mofaha.com/vector_examples.asp

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:05, archived)

SHOW US ON THE DOLL

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:13, archived)

I haz been spanked!

Or haz i... You forget I am Juju the Wonder horse. And I do love horses - frequently.

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:20, archived)

Invading with another of these

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:09, archived)

CRAND.

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:36, archived)

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:49, archived)

MAYBE YOUR LEGS JUST HAD GROW

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:51, archived)

WHAT IS THIS FOR

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:51, archived)

MAYBE YOUR LEGS JUST HAD GROW

(

Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:52, archived)

bindun

www.b3ta.com/board/8787046

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:52, archived)

MAYBE YOUR LEGS JUST HAD GROW

Wow - i remember when this started up. It was a pic of a giraffe or summit, wonnit?

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:53, archived)

I want to believe

that this was where it started.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)

He is a witch.

Fact.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:53, archived)

Maybe

aww...

(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)

TOAP...

...did you draw that?...*snickers*!

(

atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)

Nay I dinnae draw it

should have though, but that would have taken too long. Long i did not have.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....

......hahahahahahahahaha...... hahahahahahahahah! GOD!...:D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:02, archived)

HAHAHA

now this I believe :D

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:04, archived)

I WANT TO JUST HAD GROW

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:08, archived)

RUB SELF

SELF GET BIGGER

HEAP SCIENCE PROOVE IT!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:20, archived)

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:10, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahaha

hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahaha
*breathes*
hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahaha
*dies*

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:11, archived)

There is no comma on his desk plaque.

Which can only make me assume it is an order.

*dresses completely in blue lycra and assaults his desk sexually*

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:14, archived)

hahahahafuckhahaha

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:43, archived)

MAYBE YOUR LEGS JUST HAD GROW

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:07, archived)

off to bed now

woz going to animate but you couldn't see his face

Will Young

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:52, archived)

ooh, very nice indeed :)

(

Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:52, archived)

woo.f.o

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:53, archived)

cheers

 =oo
 | _
\|/
 m

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)

I dunno why, but I imagine UFOs tilting forwards when they move, like a helicopter

Nice abduction though :D

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:54, archived)

hahah, truly great

but needs more Blode

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:42, archived)

some barsteward stole my phone and now i owe £200

(

Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:44, archived)

allow me to sell you this inn sewer ants

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)

in sewer ants would have been mighty helpful

(

Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)

that will be eleven gold pieces please sirrah

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)

gladly sir

hey wait a second!
whyayeoughtta!

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)

congratuloltions, you are now inn swered.

*scarpers*

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:52, archived)

NO!

SOMEONE SAVE HIM, PLEASE!

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)

he is beyond our reach now

may the force be with him

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)

massive?

is that what you tell the ladies too?

(waxdart hello., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)

the ladies love my massive death machine

better believe it :P

(

Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:48, archived)

yoiks

steal it back!

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)

viking style?

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:49, archived)

not tonight thanks

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:51, archived)

aw, but i have my new helmet

...../coat

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Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)

that sucks.

if you would like, i will help you in your vengeance.

(

postbear has metal knees, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 3:35, archived)

...'nuff said...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:43, archived)

toot

from her bum :)

(waxdart hello., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)

pearoast but its late and I want to join in.

(waxdart hello., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:37, archived)

I WANT

IMMODIUM

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:38, archived)

try solpadeine

best of all the non-prescription opiates

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:40, archived)

I CAN CHANGE, I PROMISE. C'MON BABY, PLEASE?

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:39, archived)

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:40, archived)

Oh noes :(

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:40, archived)

: D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZIlRYsHolk

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:42, archived)

Fluffy ;)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:41, archived)

you made it cute.

(waxdart hello., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:42, archived)

woof

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:43, archived)

heh

perfectly posted

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)

I want to be crand?

Look, I put another joke in the title attribute like I'm Crandall Munroe! Crand.

edit: shit, I think it's the wrong way round. never mind, it was crap anyway

(

the wub - guide onion for the blind, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:27, archived)

pffffffffffffft

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:28, archived)

also

Pandas on smack!/

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:35, archived)

Best of all the pandas?

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)

Crandall and Hopkirk

Die Seed

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:29, archived)

bin dun

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:31, archived)

(

McBadger COW, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)

hahahahahaha

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:33, archived)

I prefer

this one www.b3ta.com/board/7947695

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:34, archived)

b3ta needs more crand!

(

McBadger COW, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:35, archived)

Russel Crow

(can't be bothered to shop it)

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 1:14, archived)

we offer great internet service providings and internet servicings up to six times fasterings or maybe 8 times fasterings, its 42 megabytings which is 14 for the first month then 40 for the second month and 80 for the next month.

(

Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:26, archived)

I WANT B3TA TO STOP BEING SO FUCKING SHIT

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:27, archived)

agreed!

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:27, archived)

HHHHUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHH

(

Shada, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:28, archived)

DBROON SMASH!!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:29, archived)

OHHHHHHH

(

Shada, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:29, archived)

0_0

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:29, archived)

if only he'd used the funnel!

No, there is no long text about funnels tonight, fuck that

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:30, archived)

Scrotumal camel toe!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:31, archived)

COKBOLS!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)

>:(

I want long funnel texts

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)

I'm sorry :(

http://kittenwar.com/

have that :)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)

It dissappears before I can finish reading it!

To wiki bananas!
:D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:38, archived)

your mouse is throbbing or shaking otherwise with vigor! restrain your pointing implement and hidden message shall be steady!

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:39, archived)

Nope still moves

Probably doesnt help that I have mouse + touch pad + tablet all in use, confusing my poor lil laptop

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:42, archived)

you have tried too insert too many components into your knee computer

and have made it's brain get hot and sweaty and mental

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:44, archived)

haha you creep me out sometimes

but only sometimes

(

Shada, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)

plan is come together!

let's plan!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)

:D:D

(

McBadger COW, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:36, archived)

remember kids, it only hurts once!

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:37, archived)

hahaha how fucking ridiculous

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:42, archived)

hahahahahahaha

best reaction ever
:D

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)

O__________________________O

(

Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)

Please have this

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:40, archived)

I've already had her before.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:42, archived)

yoga is a strange thing,

i didnt know people could be had in such positions.

(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

really

(

urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:41, archived)

That's rage, that is

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:41, archived)

I WANT DBROON TO JUMP UP AND DOWN LIKE HE HAS A FIRECRACKER IN HIS PANTS

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:29, archived)

AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT THE LADIES SAY

~~LADIES~~ I DON'T KNOW, IT WAS KINDA DARK

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:31, archived)

sorry

i wasn't shouting. just writing in the capitals associated with the bandwagon. also, it wasn't aimed directly at you.

(

drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)

sorry

I'm in the middle of wiring up some DIY night vision goggles

and I'm bored of soldering

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:35, archived)

BURNING PANTCRACKER!

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:40, archived)

winner!

of the gay contest.

also funny picture contest.

(

d d, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:28, archived)

umm, ok ...'Frank'

/rant about easterners taking western names to seem more westernised

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)

what's wrong with that?

taking a western name does make one more westernised.

plus, we have all the best names anyway.

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 2:45, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:24, archived)

hahahahahahah

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:24, archived)

I went to Be lize

but they'd run out of make up!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:25, archived)

it's getting perilously close to "fresh prince of belize"

(

discomeats This canoe, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:31, archived)

hahhah

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:32, archived)

NO SHUT UP

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)

ha ha...

nice postcard!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:25, archived)

hummmmmmmm

enough of this social proof.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:25, archived)

hahahahahaha

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:26, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8786892

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d d, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:26, archived)

As bandwagony as these are,

theyre keeping the board chugging during these usually quiet times.

sy wootles!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:28, archived)

Bindun

already, tonight, down there :P

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:37, archived)

where?

i can't see

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:41, archived)

Kapow!

Altho it's been pushed off,
www.b3ta.com/board/8786730

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)

aww noo!

ta :)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)

..and all I got was abducted and violated in every orifice

WOO

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:40, archived)

*jumps on bandwagon*

Blind users should appreciate that they don't have to see this joke. Also, sorry for TOAP :(

(ttdi wishes he had come up with a better sig before, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:18, archived)

i want this to stop.

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d d, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:20, archived)

welcome to

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:21, archived)

memes are bad

m'kay?

(see what I did there? did ya? did ya?)

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:25, archived)

memes?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:26, archived)

when did this become a waggon? I just remember banning everything.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:21, archived)

I WANT TO BAN

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ClanSoul, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:21, archived)

oh noes

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:22, archived)

we get singlet

somebody set us up the ban

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OneOfSome, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:22, archived)

good evening gentlemen

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:23, archived)

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:26, archived)

oh, i say, we have no chance to survive, what what

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urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:51, archived)

I feel kinda guilty for posting this yesterday

and kinda sparking up the bandwagon again:

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:23, archived)

yes it is all your fault.

now, where can i find all these I want to believe pics that have bindun as a collection please? I WANT TAGS!!!!!

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:24, archived)

1993

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:39, archived)

hootananny

nice alt tag !!

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OneOfSome, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:21, archived)

I try my best

actually, I don't. If I did, I never would have posted that because I would have been doing Real Work™ instead.

(ttdi wishes he had come up with a better sig before, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:27, archived)

haha

alt text

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:22, archived)

This image is best viewed with the Hovis advert music playing in the background.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:23, archived)

Woo?

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:14, archived)

Hehe

Thass verreh clevveh

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:14, archived)

best one...

...EVER!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:16, archived)

i got a woo bird

that makes me so happy!

(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:19, archived)

CrandSpaz!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:21, archived)

Hahahah *click*

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ClanSoul, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:18, archived)

bit late but RIP Paul Newman

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:13, archived)

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d d, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:17, archived)

Haha, RIP poor Cool hand Newman

Reminds me of Nedroid's Cool Hand Luke Super Fanfic Comic:
nedroidcomics.livejournal.com/172372.html#cutid1

You'll have to scroll down a bit.

Then read his other fanfic comics.
And his 200 Bad Comics:
nedroid.com/bcpage1.html

I love Nedroid.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:18, archived)

HAHHA

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d d, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:11, archived)

HELL-O JERRY!...

...HELL-O!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:13, archived)

YEAH

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Shada, Mon 29 Sep 2008, 0:18, archived)

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