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[challenge entry] Oh, shit the bed...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# Blimey! He's changed!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# thats no ewan mcgregor
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# he was great in Schindler's List
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Um, k...
:) nice
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# haha
i suggested this the other day, he'd be mint
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 11:40, archived)
# OMFG
Nick Leeson had a stroek lol
(LLPaulJ 's momma said knock you out, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 15:54, archived)
[challenge entry] could you all please sign Gordon's leaving card

*edit*
actually this is quite unfair- I think the dour guppie-jawed scotsman is doing a great job in very trying circumstances.
Up the workers.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:22, archived)
# This is what internet is all about.
Have a click.
Edit: I agree but swearing and cocks wins.
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)
# swearing and cocks
it should be government policy
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Hehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:26, archived)
# its too late for an edit
youve given the tories and th daily mail enough leverage to win... two years from now this will be a whites only country and it will be illegal to eat curry AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT

REMEMBER

THINK BEFORE YOU SHOP
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# *hangs head in shame*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# maybe i went too far
maybe i reacted in a daily mail style.... shit i'll be giving away war movies next
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Helen Southworth MP
I never thought I'd see my former MP grace these hallowed pages.
(I helped save b3ta! divy, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Seems it's hitting us all...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:16, archived)
# whehehe




(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Like it!

(ptet is happy, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 10:02, archived)
# no real change there then :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Is that a plea for food
Or a direct order to Will Young?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# he'd take it up the wrongun
for nectar points
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Happy Friday people!

All the old tosh right here!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:02, archived)
# Hahaha
I love these
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:03, archived)
# Pfffft
This is a big silly
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:05, archived)
# And me here with a spanging fork
What's a boy to do.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)
# go on, do your worst!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:14, archived)
# Tough luck
You get the spanging spork!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Yays
This was the first thing I saw when I got on the board! Happiness!
(I helped save b3ta! theswirly, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:12, archived)
# Hahahaha! top lollage for the morning!
'ningles everyone on this fine Friday morn'!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:16, archived)
# haha!
ningles all
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)
# hehe 'ning ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Monsters Month - 10th October - Bandersnatch


As suggested by Tacky Tiger
(PagettyPol something something something, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 7:44, archived)
# woo!
i did end up putting the sock-looking one as my desktop image. good stuff, that.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 7:46, archived)
# Frumious!
I just popped in before getting started on some work, what a great first thing to see!
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 7:46, archived)
# i've got a few of his cousins lurking under my bed.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 7:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Love the 'tashe. These tend to be the first thing I seen when coming down to the office in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 7:52, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 7:53, archived)
# Unless it eats kittens and howls under your bedroom door in the early hours of the morning
I am hard pressed to catagorise him as a "Monster" :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 7:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 8:49, archived)
# Aaaarrrgghhh!!!
And ning and congrats on the FP
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 8:59, archived)
# Nings and thanky :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:03, archived)
# I swear that is what haunted
Sigmund Freud's nightmares....A huge mass of wobbling sex meat WITH EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:05, archived)
# Me likey!
Though it looks a bit like The Fear with his winter coat on.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 8:49, archived)
# Calooh! Callay!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 8:51, archived)
# What a happy chap
and a lovely trhing to see first thing

Happy Friday everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 8:53, archived)
# HAPPY FRIDAY JOES.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 8:57, archived)
# that lipfluff is very becoming! :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Third Obama related post in a row for me
I might have to look for a different subject now

Invisible presidents
(I helped save b3ta! My Future Self Stay Gold Ponyboy. Stay Gold., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 6:53, archived)
# that would be a sensible approach.
we're kind of bored of third world politics here.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 7:06, archived)
# Yes.
While not strictly 100% fact*, that is a 100% fact.

* More like a 0% times two.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 7:30, archived)
# 0 + 2 = 1.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 7:41, archived)
#
(Ethong is enjoying Cardiff. Especially Bogiez., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 6:29, archived)
# it's been shit blarty for quite some time!
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 6:29, archived)
# Crudely put, but accurate and complete.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 6:34, archived)
# curse you and your witty, literate arguments.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 7:07, archived)
# Has mummy let you use the computer again?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 7:52, archived)
# Joo have all teh potatoshop skillz0rz kbye
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 8:46, archived)
# GORDO SMASH!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Mista Scaramanga has been expecting you
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Ah-ha
Gordon Brown is Flashman. Makes sense.
(mrpotes, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 9:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 5:30, archived)
# A little alien in a hoodie and a thong, rubbing his thighs.
This picture is about the youth of today.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 5:39, archived)
# but im not turned on yet
(DownTempo ... that's what she said., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 5:39, archived)
# The colours are a bit more toxic than I intended.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 5:45, archived)
# I couldn't think of anything else to say, so I did a drawing.

The peacock is going to be eaten by the mole.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 5:58, archived)
# !
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 6:00, archived)
# Awww
I choose to believe they'll become friends.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 6:04, archived)
# You fluffy old bastard,
you'll never learn the harsh realities of life. It's a moral allegory. The peacock represents the vain, brightly-coloured artist, and the mole, which is going to (in a strictly literally sense) consume the peacock, represents a mole.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 6:14, archived)
# Yes, all very well and good.
But that's not Cubism. A common mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 6:16, archived)
# Damn!
I'll try again.

The ship has very carelessly hit a large rock, spilling out its valuable cargo of knitwear. The man on the cliff is a wrecker. He is looking nervously over his shoulder because he thinks he can hear something coming. He is right, it is a mole.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 6:32, archived)
# Knitwear FTW.
Your brain is a constant bubbling cesspit
of creativity and delight to me. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 7:07, archived)
# DAMN YOU!!
Your writeup caused early-morning lols which have woken my housemates up...
...but I care not, for I am verily amused! XD

Moar moles plz k thx bai! :D
(I helped save b3ta! kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 7:07, archived)
# MY PRECIOUS KNITWEAR!
O NO.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 7:15, archived)
# i think the blue and green rubber glove will survive.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 7:12, archived)
# Slight sinister and more than a little disturbing.
AAU++, would run in fear again.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 5:48, archived)
# this is very very pretty.
does it have a source?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 7:04, archived)
# fucking rubber zombies are here! run!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 7:07, archived)
# THE PHANTOM HAS DIARREA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 7:52, archived)
# zombie panda alien
ftw!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 18:05, archived)
[challenge entry] ATTENTION CITIZENS:
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 3:41, archived)
# Chocolate rations up %12.5
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 3:51, archived)
# pickle juice...
...is feeling a trickle down effect.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 4:02, archived)
# NOT GUILTY!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 3:56, archived)
# he was framed...
...it was a very ornate solid gold frame...but framed none-the-less.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 4:03, archived)
# I can't think of a way to work this into the conversation
so I'll just leave it here
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 3:58, archived)
# i think that was funny...
...but i'm not sure....:/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 4:04, archived)
# I'm not sure either
probably best to wait and see what everyone else says before forming an opinion
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 4:05, archived)
# yes...
...let's be sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 4:07, archived)
# the day the GMoS stood still.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 4:11, archived)
# the day the Earth stood sexy
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 4:25, archived)
# FREE FREEBASE!
FREE FREEBASE!
FREE FREEBASE!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 4:02, archived)
# guilty...
...until proven innocent.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 4:05, archived)
# cheer is queer.
live in fear.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 7:12, archived)
# oh dear
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 8:05, archived)
# OH SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 7:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 3:35, archived)
# Freebase on his shoulder makes him unhappy.
Freebase on his back makes him sad.
Final score; Freebase 2 : McCain 0
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 3:37, archived)
# I think freebase is much more threatening
when there's more than one of him.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 3:38, archived)
# I imagine that's what his flashbacks to 'Naam look like.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 3:41, archived)
# whoa!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 3:42, archived)
# They're getting to him
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 4:05, archived)
# to the right...to the right...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 3:42, archived)
# they should join forces
and become co-president
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 3:46, archived)
# cop resident
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 4:04, archived)
# ASK THE MAN IN THE STREET
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 3:43, archived)
# ASK THE QUEEN
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 3:47, archived)
# who cut the cheese?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 3:57, archived)
# newsflash: they're all vile cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 7:13, archived)
# Sleepy tiems...

hopefully. Goodnight b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 3:11, archived)
# Cya
Arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 3:27, archived)
# G'night
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 3:38, archived)
# *yawns*...goodnight!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 3:39, archived)
# COCK VENT.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 7:13, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm gonna "slip this in" here

Apologies for pearoast, but I can't think of anything better right now :(

(Virulent, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)
# would
both
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)
# They love it, they all do.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 2:34, archived)
# we've all done it,c'mon
nice use of pink for a change
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 2:40, archived)
# :(...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Truths!
woo that.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:48, archived)
# sad but true...
...(cue Metallica).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:53, archived)
# *threadjack*
..so i liked the image, and wanted to do a quick 'dollar bill slaps earth remix..'

then i got this from a 420x100 $5 bill - downloaded from google?



..just wanted to know.. ..i remember this money combo on b3ta but i guess only us$ counts.. (oh and finnish fish)

shit google hosts danish currency in better resolution..
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 2:14, archived)
# MY FORGERIES ARE UNDETECTABLE
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)
# It's genuinely funny
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)
# I AM A MASTER OF CRIME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 2:19, archived)
# THE CRIMEMASTER CYCLE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 2:20, archived)
# I AIN'T HARDLY EVER BEEN CAUGHT NEITHER JUST THIS ONE TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# WATCH OUT FOR THE OL' CORNHOLE THERE BUD

Oh which reminds me, evil_twin watched Idiocracy, a Mike Judge / Ethan Coen movie. She said it was ok, but no Office Space.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Etan Cohen
a writer from "King of the Hill" and also "Beavis & Butthead".

Sounds like fun! I can't stand Owen Wilson but Luke is tolerable - and there's some reasonable comedians in the cast.
www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Oh, Etan Cohen, not Ethan Coen.
evil_twin is lame.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 2:49, archived)
# no no, that is extremely understandable.
 
www.imdb.com/name/nm1000113/
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 2:56, archived)
# if i ever saw this in real life i'd probably kill myself
because i'd know that nothing in my life could ever top it
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)
# i like this image! smoke more!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)
# We'd better hurry up and make contact with aliens
Just to give us someone else to borrow money from.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:49, archived)
# SPARE ANY CHANGE?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:52, archived)
# Hey, hey...
Can, can you spare any change?
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)
# can you change a spare?...
...?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)
# aliens will just kill us...
...because we're the 'Short Bus' of the Universe.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:52, archived)
#  
Roy Smeck would've known what to do
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 2:08, archived)
# Waaaa, indeed.
Mind you, for the smartasses(myself included), this is
a wonderful 'I told you so' moment. They were told.
And they said we were wrong. Ell fucking oh ell. Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)
# BE AWARE:
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# well then!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# POW!
this is good
night
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# wheeee!
 
I do love your animations
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# and...
...they love you!........................:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Fire?
Or mates chundering on you?
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:38, archived)
# I'll never get the hang of this animating malarky
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# it's just drawing lines...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)
# and taking them for a walk.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# and...
...sprinkling magic fairy dust... and maybe snorting some.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# I bit into my own finger at lunch.
 
HAVEN'T DONE THAT IN A WHILE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 2:17, archived)
# First time since the transplant.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)
# JUST A BIT TOO OVERZEALOUS ON THE OLD NAAN THERE.
 
CHOMP
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 2:32, archived)
# I DREW BLOOD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 3:25, archived)
# hahahaha
w/y/h!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:49, archived)
# DRAWN HORSE IS A ALIEN.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 7:14, archived)
# order order
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# HAIL CHOPS!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)
# HAIL STONES
goodnight b3ta, i go sleepies now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# Pint of Guinness and a vitamin C tablet.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# cockweasle
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# SNAKE EYES!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# JAZZ HANDS!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# SPIRIT FINGERS!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# CAMEL FIST!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)
# RABBIT KNEECAP!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# TENNIS KNUCKLE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# DOLPHIN GOGGLES!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# MANATEE WRIST!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# CARP SCROTUM!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# CANADIAN PALM!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# LEOPARD TITS!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# TIGER KNEE
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)
# SLOTH PUBIC HAIR!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)
# MANTIS CROTCH!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Hahahaha, you win!
And on that bombshell im going to sleepy tiem!

G'night gayshift :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I'll join you.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Mousey
Wibbles

In fact, I win!
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# WONKY CHEVRON!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# "it's close,."
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# FROG METATARSIL!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)
# JEW CLAW!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# BADMINTON NOSTRIL!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# These all sound like special moves from some kind of beat em up.
Emphasis on *special* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)
# JAZZ SNAKE!
As in "Play my Jazz Snake, bitch!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)
# i never knew it was him all along!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)
# haha
that's great
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)
# I like this
clickity click
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
# Ha ha!
I want to have a go!
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)
# i never knew
what started out as a little twitch could be such a big laugh...funtastic
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Did you do that with liquify?
You've really got the wobble perfect right there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Pole Greaser...
...he's pretty handy!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)
# nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
i'll just post this here cos tother post is far far away

Edit: Updated slightly
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)
# nom
nom nom nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
# TORY ATE MY PUPPY
SHOCK TALE IN FULL ON PAGE 2
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
# REGENERATING PUPPY
SHOCK STORY IN FULL WITH GROSS PICTURES OF CUTTING ITS FACE OFF ON PAGE 76
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
# TITS
SHOCK IMAGE ON PAGE 3
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# SHOCK IMAGE ON TITS PAGE 3
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)
# SHOCKING TITS ON PAGE 3
Palin's sexy photos exclusive
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)
# dog bites man isn't news
man bites dog, now THAT'S news!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Great film!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)
# indeed.
i've forgotten what it is :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Man kills people in French.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
# L'homme-ocide?
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# haha
Body Bag-uettes
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
# haha
Merder
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Onion.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Cabbage
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# leon?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Man Bites Dog, what now right?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# i tend to remember quotes rather than films
unless, of course, it's jaws or aliens. or tremors.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# C'est arrivé près de chez vous
us.imdb.com/title/tt0103905/

I think my favourite part is when they execute the rival film crew
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# great book also
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
# his flapping head so full of lies.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)
# blame canada!
they're not even a real country anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# That dog could fix third world famine.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)
# nom nom
i wished i'd put a bone on mine now..(forlorn)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Bone it!
It's never to late to insert something.
*guffaws*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# BONE IT HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 2:20, archived)
# TWICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 2:23, archived)
# lolz
wishes you put your bone in the puppy.

very very rude boy.
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)
# THE ECONOMY WAS OVER THE LINE SMOKEY
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Yeah
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)
# you see this is what happens this is what happens when you
take a man to the alps.

/canadian censorship blog.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
# "PREY FOR JESUS"
The guy at the back seems to have some kind of miniature neutron star Velcroed to his shoulder, mind
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
# As requested


CRYING FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# NONONONO THIS IS ALL WRONG.
DRAW SOMEONE CRYING FIRE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)
# OH SHIT!
THIS IS FIRE CRYING, IVE MESSED THIS UP :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)
# OH CRUMBS
WHAT A MESS.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)
# FIRE BURNS CRUMBS, PROBLEM SOLVED!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)
# oh shit
we all make mitsakes
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)
# you tit
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
# hahahahaha
the mouth makes it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
# O FUCK.
WHAT A FING TO 'APPEN.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Haha
Barry "Fire" Cryer?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)
# he is sad because the ashes have set fire to his collar
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Tears of flame but no asbestos collar?
SILLY BARRY
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# hahahaha
poor
(I helped save b3ta! parsons* *restrictions apply, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 8:53, archived)
# CRYRE
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)
# CR&FIRE
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)
# don't cry, little fire!
you'll put yourself out!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# SOMEONES BEEN READING THE ALT TEXT
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)
# not till after i'd posted the reply
honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
# LIES
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# NON-LIES
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# YOU SELF DESTRUCTIVE DICK!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)
# YOU ASKED FOR IT!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)
# NOT LIKE THIS! WHAT IS HAPPEN!?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)
# All the cut it had been absorbed by it a dog
I think?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:41, archived)
# MAYBE HIS EYE HAD JUST FIRE?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# SOME OTHER TEXT MEME, I CANT THINK OF ANY MORE
LETS MAKE A NEW ONE
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
# MEME IT HARDER
Oh yeah, just like that
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
# MEME IT HARDER!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# HOW IS FYRE FORMED?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# FYRE IS PISSED BY MONKEYS
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# THEY NEED TO DO WAY INSTAIN FLAME
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Needs more nudity and/or kinky lifejackets
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Sorry, I tried!
I need to sleeps soon tho and I cant be arsed to change it :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
# fetish fun


lego hardcore
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# Haha what!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# you do have a lot of craziness
wonderful :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
# I can do it put your ass into it
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
# /goatse blog
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Faster!
Also, since when have life jackets been kinky?
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Airplane toilet sex crash accidently arousing mishap
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
# ?
*applies cardan grille, is still mystified*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)
# That's one mad grill man, fo sho' playa fo' real. Aiiii
Holla at yo' boy. We OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
# you get a couple of sizes too small for you
inflate it anda bit of sexual asphixiation...

or so I'm told.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# this is giving me teh raging horn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
# calm that angry trumpet.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)
# i can't, it's getting out of control!
only sex can stop it now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Sound governmental advice.
Kill your speed.
Don't make waste.
Calm that angry Trumpet.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# shoot that poison arrow
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)
# Poison sockets are full of poison.
Switch them off.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Make your time?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# whip it
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
# whip it
good.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# crack that whip...
...(good stuff)!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 10 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)

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