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# Pissy li'l bugger, he is.
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:13, archived)
# FUCK YOU, CLOWN.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:20, archived)
# now that you mention it
fuck all clowns. except pennywise. a bizzare thing, but hes the only clown that doesnt put the shits up me.
(I helped save b3ta! Rails [*·:·], Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:24, archived)
# story time?
okay.

my girlfriend once told a clown that i was afraid of them, and he started trying to be funny, so i told him a clown touch my balls when i was 6.

lies, but he fucked off quick smart and in a hurry
(I helped save b3ta! Rails [*·:·], Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:27, archived)
# ahhhhhahhhah.
 
TAKE THAT YA PAEDO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:29, archived)
# also
searching for this song brought up all sorts of odd fetish stuff.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyR6-1NO8TU
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:31, archived)
# internets: not all that safe for kiddies.
cool tune. if the doors sung with liam lynch they would be a good warm up band for these guys
(I helped save b3ta! Rails [*·:·], Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:34, archived)
# that's like their first album release in '88
the last was 2004, but the main guy's still getting about the place.

www.myspace.com/johnshall
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:42, archived)
# you should get a clown tattooed on your cock.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:30, archived)
# my bell end could be the red nose.
SUNBURN HURTS YOUR KNOB!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rails [*·:·], Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:31, archived)
# and dye your pubes bright colours.
 
NOT AVAILABLE FOR CHILDRENS' PARTIES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:32, archived)
# haha, that would be great.
for someone else (not me) to do.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:34, archived)
# i manscaped a couple of days ago, so im out for the next couple of weeks...
(I helped save b3ta! Rails [*·:·], Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:36, archived)
# freak.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:37, archived)
# don't be ridiculous.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:35, archived)
# better: COCK TATTOOED ON A CLOWN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:31, archived)
# COCKCLOWN NOW WILL MAKE YOU BALLOON ANIMALS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:33, archived)
# WEAR A CONDOM
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:34, archived)
# LOL.
LOLCHAIR.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:36, archived)
# LOL 2.
LOLCHARE REDUX.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:43, archived)
# LOL
Madness.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:44, archived)
# i'm really into furniture these days.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:16, archived)
# FEEEEEESH IS RUDE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:24, archived)
# Cock on, cock off
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:28, archived)
# OoOoOoh! Parallel universes, etc

Wheres my coffee to then?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:35, archived)
# FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:36, archived)
# haa haa...
...a true classic!....*saves*...:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:00, archived)
# i put it here by accident so i stuck it in the proper thread too.
i like that snarncat catches the bullet after it kills the guy. he's a goodcat.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:02, archived)
# yeah...i saw the others...
...just checked in to say goodnight!.....BYE!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:04, archived)
# 'night-night. see you anon.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:06, archived)
# YOU CALLED?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:12, archived)
# I CRAWLED.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:19, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:14, archived)
# FUCKING 'A' MY FRIEND
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:26, archived)
#
a mug of half sugar half coffee with 2 teaspoons of water as ordered.
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:36, archived)
# Ahh, terima kasi banyak!
This will come in handy as I create a virtual flange
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:41, archived)
#
now with 100% extra death-in-a-cup.

would one like a hobnob to dip?
(I helped save b3ta! Laice , was Rogitating on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:47, archived)
# Hello, is it me you're looking for?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:46, archived)
# ...i still like the ghost one the best...
...dat wuz fun-E!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:01, archived)
# :D
I love this guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:17, archived)
# haha, bld loves lionel richie.
haha, loooooooooooooooooooooooooser!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:21, archived)
# ALL NIGHT LONG
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 8:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:08, archived)
# hi there mister ghost.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:14, archived)
# o/
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:14, archived)
# ahh
hello cute little blob _O/
(Panda_Pop, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Pahahahaha!
Breakfast lols :D
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:57, archived)
# short terry gilliam animation?
help my brain unconfuse....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:01, archived)
# you had best unfuck yourself!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:05, archived)
# *begins*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:10, archived)
#
answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060923202508AAKhUd3
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:28, archived)
# i like this casemod but i don't have ten years to do it.
www.mnpctech.com/case-mod-paint-computer-pc-case-mod-how-to.html
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:38, archived)
# YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG

Hmmm... if this is a problem for anyone just shout and I'll link it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:34, archived)
# Crikey mate!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:36, archived)
# link it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:36, archived)
# If by link it you mean reset my mind
Then yes please
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:39, archived)
# A delicious turn. Things have taken a turn for the delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:39, archived)
# HAHA I DO EVERYTHING RONG.
if people think this is 'pornlike', they've never seen porn.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:39, archived)
# THAT IS DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO CUBISM.
CAREFUL NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:56, archived)
# YING TONG YING TONG YING TONG YING TONG YING TONG IDDLE I PO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:08, archived)
# Spike!
*sneaks off for a fag, finds nazis, sneaks off further*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:16, archived)
# and today's revelation:
PASSENGER OF SHIT

www.youtube.com/user/shitwankrecords
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:24, archived)
# oh yes i love passenger of shit
nursery rhymes + gabba/breakcore = :¬D

edit: you should check out his album art too
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:25, archived)
# I clearly need a copy of DINGO DONGA UP YA BUNGA, forthwith.
 
been enjoying his videos, I take it the art is similar?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:30, archived)
# related videos are also interesting
www.youtube.com/watch?v=po109Lwdm_s

if I was actually tripping I would be having some problems about now
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:15, archived)
# trip trip trip.
calm down, have some lollipop people

the freek is 'naked marvin' (i knew him as 'stinky marvin' when i tended bar), he goes to a lot of their shows. they opened for the tiger lillies when i saw them.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:24, archived)
# ahhahhahh!
that's a lot of fun.
Is that a bassoon?!

I must tell my brother about them.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:28, archived)
# they play a ton of crazy shit in concert, instruments both normal and stuff they make.
also puppet shows going on behind the band, costumes, naked people dancing, etc. it's fun, and they take nothing seriously despite actually being talented musicians.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:32, archived)
# oh that's good.
i posted some fucked up the other day for people.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:43, archived)
# I like that!
 
shame about the sound quality but you get that
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:55, archived)
# they're fun, no good videos on yutube that i've found though.
they piss off the jock contingent quite a bit which i like.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:59, archived)
# Ever read his war memoirs?
Fucking. Brilliant.

And also this: Evening Rapitinui! Evening gay-shifters!
(I helped save b3ta! Rails [*·:·], Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:30, archived)
# GOOD EVENING, LADIES AND GERMS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:34, archived)
# HELLO THERE RAILS HOW ARE YOU?
ARE YOU AT THE RIVER?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:49, archived)
# I AM AT THE RIVER'S EDGE
 
I DONE A MURDER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:56, archived)
# MURDER IN FINLAND.
ca.youtube.com/watch?v=RynrHUurqtk
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:57, archived)
# Rynr H. Uurqtk?
FUNNY NAMES IN FINLAND.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:31, archived)
# HELLOHOWAREYOUIAMFINE
Give me a pen.


(I helped save b3ta! Rails [*·:·], Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:23, archived)
# fantastically well
 
but just now I am off to the pub
GOOD NIGHT ALL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:33, archived)
# Nite, Hare.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:34, archived)
# ok bai.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:44, archived)
# WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:34, archived)
# Haven't made one of these in a while
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:41, archived)
# yay!
 
this is a wonderfully eerie style.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:42, archived)
# oh, nice.
and while i like it, it reminded me of that crappy king kong remake from 1976.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:49, archived)
# Ooohh
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:56, archived)
# AAU
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:57, archived)
# How?
It's sooo pretty!

It's all spooky and stuff.
(Toxoplasmosis Dulce et decorum est pro sodomy coleslaw, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:06, archived)
# Cheers.
I just built up the areas of light with a low-opacity brush.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:38, archived)
# My Elephant has the Steam
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:40, archived)
# that's neat that's neat
 
WOO, I SAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:41, archived)
# that's great!
i like your old dusty cat in the sun, too.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:44, archived)
# Manky Moggy
Sigh he is a poor old bugger, not long for this world, tis a shame.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:50, archived)
# he looks like my old neighbourcat - 18 years or so, he had a good run but it's always sad when they go.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:51, archived)
# visited my brother's family over the weekend
my sister-in-law's eldest cat Spook is eighteen
bit rickety, can't jump so well, on the pills for her thyroid, touch of cancer on the nose

she only caught a fucking rat Saturday night.
couple of hours later she brought it in to show us, quite, quite dead.
GO SPOOK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:56, archived)
# aw, good spook.
mine are too lazy to hunt, but they are great fans of birdwatching.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:03, archived)
# Posh did catch some cheese.
 
HE ARE MIGHTY HUNTER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:09, archived)
# RAWR! CHEESEPREY.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:10, archived)
# actually he's a skink specialist (retired).
 
also: leaves
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:14, archived)
# i also specialise in stink.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:47, archived)
# Fuuuuck! Ace.
WooYay
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:46, archived)
# Steamtrunk
Lush
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:57, archived)
# ahhhhahhhahhahhh oh fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:15, archived)
# steamtrunk elepunk.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:03, archived)
# Yeee
I likey thee
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:31, archived)
# Bloody ace you weirdo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:21, archived)
# awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 9:56, archived)
# ex
cellent
(haberman is singing in the changes, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 10:44, archived)
# i'm not dead, i'm nursing my newborn babby.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:02, archived)
# BABBY HAS GROW LEGS!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:08, archived)
# i watched the fly (cronenberg) the other night and had good babbydreams.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:11, archived)
#
www.imaginaryyear.com/raccoon/images/filmclub/2008/naked_lunch-08.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:10, archived)
# jigsaw blade pie?
made any fat guy films?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:12, archived)
# BBRRAAIINNSS...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:17, archived)
# i love mammatus clouds.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:19, archived)
# i was gonna make you jerking him off...
...but it turns out,... that was too much work.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:21, archived)
# even worse, he's a bad tipper.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:22, archived)
# HE HAS HIS DADDY'S EYES
 
also I am glad you're alive
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:20, archived)
# i was here last night, just very late.
went to visit friends and they made me smoke drugs and drink strong alcohol. i was a rubbery mess.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:22, archived)
# with friends like these, who needs rehab?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:25, archived)
# here, have some bitters! some south american rum (made with cane sugar, mmmm)!
some wine! some port! some jagermeister! smoke a huge fat joint!

now function!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:26, archived)
# NICE ONE BROTHER
 
although I do find it better to smoke before drinking.
by which I mean, do both simultaneously.
only times I've pulled whities is from getting drunk and then having a big old smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:35, archived)
# we had one drink, smoked, then i drank. they kept alternating and there was food in there a couple of times, but i'm a lightweight for weed so don't ask me what happened when.
i got home somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:50, archived)
# excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:56, archived)
# your friends...
...are like my friends. I can't stay sober around them.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:25, archived)
# i've been mostly off the boose and drugs for the past 5-10 years.
they are fun, i enjoyed it. but that's my iggypop night for the next few years.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:28, archived)
# GGwwwaaaaaarrrrrrrr!!!!!!....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:56, archived)
# have I got something...on my face...?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:02, archived)
# Owwww! Not again!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:06, archived)
# shit.
shot dead while moisturising.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:06, archived)
# I HAVE A HEADACHE!...
(alternative punchline).
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:20, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:25, archived)
# UGHHH!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:30, archived)
# *obligatory*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:38, archived)
# HELL YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:06, archived)
# i put this in the rong place so here it is again.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:48, archived)
# yaahaaa!...
....nice bullet!.....:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:02, archived)
# where is postbear?
I wanted to ask him if this was him:
www.craigslist.org/about/best/atl/806134244.html

Babs probably wouldn't approve.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:54, archived)
# QUACK!
YIFF IN HELL FUR FAG!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:56, archived)
# ...yeah,...where iz dat foo'?...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:59, archived)
# i was giving thanx.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:07, archived)
# you know, in these uncertain economic times, it's nice to see that there are lots of freex out in the world.
not me but i like it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:05, archived)
# oh there you are! now i can change my sig.
actually, i might keep it for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:17, archived)
# it's mostly accurate, keep it.
i like that mask, too bad i missed it. i posted a few ads looking for masks and mascot heads but all anyone had were stupid mascots i have no interest in.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:21, archived)
# Hello, this is a test. - I've made a handy little graph. You will enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:35, archived)
# why?
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:36, archived)
# Ah, I was made invisible a few weeks back.
I was just checking.
Now I shall post my imaaage.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:38, archived)
# what did you do this time?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:41, archived)
# Glad you asked..I posted this..it caused a ruckus in da hizzuse..
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/obama_fucks_black_children.jpg

Also..

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gluten

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:42, archived)
# I suppose if I admit to laughing im going to get in trouble too.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:44, archived)
# TERRORIST!
IP SCANNING COMPLETE.

YOU VILL BE SILENCED!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:46, archived)
# oh noes.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:49, archived)
# POLOLOTICS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:47, archived)
# BOLOLOCKS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:48, archived)
# LMAOTICLES
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:49, archived)
# MY ANUS IS BEING TERRORIZED WITH GLUTEN!
I'M GOING NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:49, archived)
# I would've thought that "ass terrorism" would bring back heaps in google.
but no.

this is a mildly amusing thread though
forums.mtgrobot.com/ar/t503.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:30, archived)
# holy shit
this motherfucker can post from his wii.

wow.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:37, archived)
# Wow
that's certainly made his post a whole lot more interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:38, archived)
# I bet you feel foolish now.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:39, archived)
# Yeah.
You got it. I feel it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:40, archived)
# Now gluten free*
*May contain gluten.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:41, archived)
# I play a Sega with my cock.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:39, archived)
# LOL! Which, in your view, is the brighter of that pair?
They are both rather interesting. Playing both ends
off the middle, and why not when you've got the
chance to mess around with potential presidents.
Also
Could be worse, it was.

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:44, archived)
# All four need to be fucked to death by pitbulls.
Also, their asses contain gluten.

I AM A TERRORIST WITH MY GLUTEN-BASED THOUGHTS!

Right, I'm off now.

VOTE FOR GLUTEN!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:46, archived)
# *votes Gluten*
Cya, crazyman.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:48, archived)
# I BELIEVE IN GLUTEN.
GLUTEN IS CHANGE.

GLUTEN MUTHAFUCKAS!

(gluten)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:50, archived)
# republicans iz scary people...
...dem iz.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:02, archived)
# I wanna shirt like that
Oh shirt, I just have
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:44, archived)
# hello this test is over. kill them.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:09, archived)
# apologies if anyone recognizes this.

but i'm fairly certain i've never posted it here before. not in recent memory at least.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:31, archived)
# You posted it under another username.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:35, archived)
# damn.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:36, archived)
# Oh well
not a big deal really is it?

Edit: It reminds me of candy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:37, archived)
# i reminds a lot of people of candy.
(I am a cucumber. Save me, Popobawa!, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:38, archived)
# they just say that because they're j3rx.
i want candy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:25, archived)
# shall I post Iggy Pop's "Candy" again?
 
I love that song.
for all the wrong reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 6:08, archived)
# Yes, I've seen that before.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:46, archived)
# i think i had one of those lay eggs in my ear a while ago.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:47, archived)
# woo yay!
thats ace
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:48, archived)
# UGLIEST. BALLOON. EVER.
EDIT: goodnight all you chaps
i'm going off now to my bed
where i'll dream and snore
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:48, archived)
# G'night
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:00, archived)
# i found some images
1 2 3
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:56, archived)
# Hahaha
they're all great for different reasons. That middle one is magic though. It's the mask that makes it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:57, archived)
# i just typed tamagotchi into google
pretty much a gold mine. 4 5 6
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:59, archived)
# #6
"Ooh I've got a smashing Tammy Gotchy game here! Ooh smashing!"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:06, archived)
# i wanted a nintendo wii but i guess this is pretty awesome. hey. its great to be alive.
i wanted a wii though.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:07, archived)
# But hey, the world's a pretty great place.
Better if you've got a wii of course.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:09, archived)
# hey. will you babbysit my tamagotchi while i go buy a nintendo wii.
thanks. you're a great guy.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:13, archived)
# #5
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:41, archived)
# WUT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:40, archived)
# haha, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 7:00, archived)
# NOT AAU, IT IS WYHPWNHS
And very cute too.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:57, archived)
# Haha
help me out here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:59, archived)
# The rare 'woah nelly' is in there, and oops used R, I fix now, S.
Woo Yay Houpla Panowie Woah Nelly Hat rack Stand.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:02, archived)
# Haha
just so you know I accidentally clicked "I like this!" on your last post.
Oh and the P is panowie!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:05, archived)
# Just was editing that too. [/;-D
No take backs, LOL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:06, archived)
# ...have you seen your mother, baby...
...standing in the shadows.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:04, archived)
# ! ! !
KNITWEAR ATTACK.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:16, archived)
# Haha
best dancing ever
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:43, archived)
# i thought you'd like it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:52, archived)
# PUT ON A HAPPY FACE
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:45, archived)
# My Cat is Bling
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:24, archived)
# oh shit yo
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:25, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:25, archived)
# This shit is SO cash.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:25, archived)
# that cat is beyond bling
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:26, archived)
# FRESH?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:27, archived)
# FUNKY-FRESH
with a side order of fly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:29, archived)
# A BEDTIME HAIKU:
I AM GOING BED.
I WILL WATCH SOME PROGRAMS FIRST.
MAYBE I WILL SLEEP.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:32, archived)
# I'M OFF MYSELF SOON
MAYBE I'LL HAVE ZOMBIE DREAMS
I'LL WAKE UP AROUSED
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:34, archived)
# *claps*
I HAVE STICKY PANTS.
IT WAS NOT PLANNED.
I DID IT MYSELF.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:34, archived)
# i don't usually do poetry
it's far too easy, it's like literary prostitution
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:37, archived)
# STICKY PANTS ARE GOOD
THEY MAKE YOUR MUM ASK QUESTIONS
WHEN SHE DOES LAUNDRY
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:41, archived)
# :) I LOVE YOU.
And now 4 sleep. I have set my alarm for ELEVEN AM.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:48, archived)
# i shall set mine for 9.
'tis shopping day in the morning! woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:49, archived)
# Freud analyst nightmare
boggles intoxicated mind
mother complex doubt
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:50, archived)
# FREUD WANTS TO HAVE SEX
WITH HIS OWN MUMMY DEAREST
HE'S ONE SICK PUPPY
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:53, archived)
# sunshine
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:31, archived)
# Goldie?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:34, archived)
# i like language and culture.
'bling' and the culture that promotes it should be destroyed.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:18, archived)
# WHY ARE YOU UP/WHAT STRANGE COUNTRY DO YOU LIVE IN?
TELL ME. I FEED ON YOUR ANSWERS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:59, archived)
# ENGLAND. IT IS A STRANGE COUNTRY.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:00, archived)
# I WENT TO A COUNTRY ONCE.
the people there spoke my language. i didn't understand a word they were saying
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:24, archived)
# did they just smile
and give you a vegemite sandwich?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:29, archived)
# I live in a land down-under.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:36, archived)
# you'd better run
you'd better take cover
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:38, archived)
# he's already down under
no need to take cover
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:50, archived)
# can he hear
can he hear the thunder?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:53, archived)
# i'm up because i am going to bed
and i live in uk.

is nice
(I helped save b3ta! BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:00, archived)
# I am from Brazil. I get strange airline companies.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:02, archived)
# Tell me about Brazil.
In the form of a Haiku.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:02, archived)
# My country, in Haiku
Brazil does have
Fat butts and commies
And football shit
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:07, archived)
# 4-6-4? Or am I reading it wrong?
Still. THANK YOU :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:08, archived)
# IT´S MODERN.
And, perharps, cubist.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:17, archived)
# A Dadaist haiku, eh? Could catch on in the jazz world.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:18, archived)
# I like the fat butts in Brazil
 
also: trannies
NOT JUST FOR CARNIVAL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:21, archived)
#
BRAZIL IS AROUND.
I HEAR THEY HAVE BUILDINGS.
I AWAKE TURGID.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:23, archived)
# I LIVE IN THE UK AND I CAN NOT SLEEP
AND I SMELL LIKE ONIONS TODAY
IT IS FAR TOO HOT IN HERE, MY BRAIN HURTS, MY TOOTH BROKE IN HALF AND MY LEGS AREN'T DOING WHAT I TELL THEM TO :(
also i smiled at a girl in tescos and she smiled back :)
i'm tired and i bought a cheese cake
I lay in bed and my brain keeps pumping and when i close my eyes it gets lighter instead of darker and i can't sleep
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:02, archived)
# You're a tortured soul.
Have you considered forming a shit band?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:03, archived)
# I have no rhythm
nor the ability to play any other instrument but the triangle and that log that went TICK TOCK TICK TOCK like that when u hit either end
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)
# I nearly made
an electric triangle.
We could have been famous.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:12, archived)
# and my image is on the popular page - yay
but not the frontpage? wah :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:03, archived)
# there's a front page?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/thefrontpage
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:06, archived)
# *bookmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:10, archived)
# ARGHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
BastardBastardBastardBastardBastardBastard
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:20, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:24, archived)
# I HOPE YOU HAVE BOOKMARKED THIS HELPFUL RESOURCE FOR FUTURE REFERENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:25, archived)
# I'M COLD AND THERE ARE WOLVES AFTER ME
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)
# wolves are great :)
*passes you a blanket*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:05, archived)
# *gets snuggly in blankets*
wolves are not great when you dream about one blowing you away with an uzi.
no, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:06, archived)
# are they liqcorish (i can't spell) bullets?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:07, archived)
# no, they're not liquorice bullets
they are the hurty, death-dealing type
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:08, archived)
# surely you are bullet proof like all super heroesses?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:09, archived)
# of course
but, unlike normal mortals, my super-powers don't work in my dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:10, archived)
# have you tried sleeping wrapped in tin foil?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:13, archived)
# yes.
it makes you very sweaty.
that's the last time i drop an e before bed. i thought i was an oven ready turkey.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:16, archived)
# That's torn it
now I won't be able to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:30, archived)
# *self-bastes*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:31, archived)
# You're not
being very helpful.

*imagines debasting scene*


(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:45, archived)
# helpful, eh?
check out my juicy thighs and tender breast meats...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:48, archived)
# GIBLETS!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:51, archived)
# not on a first date
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:54, archived)
# I keep dreaming about zombies. It's getting tiresome.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:09, archived)
# i love dreaming about zombies
it's like getting to watch a brand-new zombie film that no-one else will ever see!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:11, archived)
# There's always some sort of apocalypse, followed by being chanced by the army, or some guys with fucking guns and then zombies. AND I ALWAYS END UP FUCKING STUCK IN A FUCKING DEAD END.
Bastards outsmart me every time.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:12, archived)
# i've only been eaten once in my zombie dreams
in the park down the road. i don't know why zombies would go there, it's a shit park.
however, most of my furniture is flatpack so, if we ever are invaded by zombies, i can have my cabinets dismantled and my windows and doors boarded up in 5 minutes,
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:15, archived)
# i can't remember the last dream i had
i think it was in 2005 when i dreamt i was falling and i fell out of bed and bashed my head or the time in 1999 when i dreamt the same dream over and over for months on end, that was scary (i can't remember the dream but there was a shadow / girl / electricity and glass) i do not like glass or electiricity and it does not like me
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Not a big dreamer then?
I find I dream more with irregular sleep patterns and after a beer or two.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:13, archived)
# i day dream alot
mostly about ladies bottoms and chocolate and cake mostly
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:15, archived)
# you are probably a deep sleeper, then
i dream almost every night, it's great
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:17, archived)
# i have 4 alarm clocks i sleep through
i ended up getting an alarm clock designed to wake deaf people, it shakes the bed but i'm starting to sleep through that too :(
(when my body actually feels the need to sleep)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:22, archived)
# i'm often a light sleeper
which is why i dream a lot and have a snore that shakes buildings. i've suffered from insomnia for years, i find that camomile tea with a spoonful of honey is very helpful.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:26, archived)
# IT ALL STARTED IN NINETEEN DICKEDDY-SIX. WE HAD TO CALL IT DICKEDDY BACK THEN AS THE GERMANS STOLE OUR WORD FOR THIRTY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:08, archived)
# those bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:08, archived)
# I WORE AN ONION TIED TO MY BELT, WHICH WAS THE STYLE BACK THEN
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:09, archived)
# My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:11, archived)
# I AM THE LINDBERG BABY!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Why do you smell of onions?
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:24, archived)
# I am up at this hour because of medication
I live in Wales

yes have a penny

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:02, archived)
# DURGS ARE GOOD FOR YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:06, archived)
# This is often the case
but is often not the case

It depends on the case

So I'm told
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:14, archived)
# I've heard conflicting stories about drug use from b3ta.com/board/8831065
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:17, archived)
# I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness
in a recurring loop of confliction
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:19, archived)
# MOLOCH! SOLITUDE! FILTH! UGLINESS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:29, archived)
# You patrol the negro streets at dawn
so I'm told
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:45, archived)
# i live in wales too
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:06, archived)
# It is rainy here
yet we get on with it
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:10, archived)
# You too?
And in Wales too!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:24, archived)
# It is rainy here
yet we get on with it

in Pontypridd's negro streets at dawn
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:00, archived)
# i am in china
but i am technically homeless.

smell my fearsome stench!!!!
(zombiejosh wrow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:03, archived)
# STEAL ME SOME CHEAP BATTERIES.
ZINC CHLORIDE ONES PLEASE. SO THEY ARE SHIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:05, archived)
# It's mid afternoon at work in New Zealand
and I'm trying to read b3ta without too many others seeing I'm wasting time
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:06, archived)
# HIGH FIVE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:10, archived)
# STEAL FIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:11, archived)
# ACCIDENTAL TOUCHING OF SWIMSUIT AREA ON PURPOSE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:16, archived)
# YURFH. MY AREA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:17, archived)
# IT WAS ON ACCIDENT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:26, archived)
# I FORGIBE YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:27, archived)
# English immigrant in Wales,
land of two seasons, damp and cold and damp.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:07, archived)
# this ^
liquid sunshine!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:09, archived)
# there's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:12, archived)
# Ah thats S. Wales accent
the really sunny bit.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:27, archived)
# i'm from north wales
really, really north.
it's called liverpool.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:31, archived)
#
america.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:13, archived)
# i thought you died?
AMERICAN - FUCK YEAH! something something something words words lyrics!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:14, archived)
# I wish to know more. Can I visit you? Can we go on a picnic?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:14, archived)
# it made me think 'Ted Bovis'.
Mind you a lot of things make me think 'Ted Bovis'
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:14, archived)
# especially looking at the hi-de-hi porn site
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:18, archived)
# *googles Hi de Hi*
*feigns innocence*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:29, archived)
# lies!
you know full well you've got the naked su pollard scratch n' sniff cards!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:32, archived)
# Googles 'scratch 'n' sniff'
*sicks*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:56, archived)
# naked su pollard scratch n' sniff cards?

I liked you for ages but now you sicken me.

How wrong this is.

A regrettable episode.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:09, archived)
# I live in the U.S.
and I am up because I took a nap after work, then got up to eat dinner and scratch mosquito bites for a few hours.

Now I'm getting ready to go back to bed. I still itch.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:13, archived)
# Mosquitos are nasty things.
A moth flew at me earlier. Lucky they'll all be hiding/dying/whatever now it's winter time.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:15, archived)
# top tip for your profile where it says <img src=blah blah blah"> put <img width=100% src=blah blah blah">
that way it'll auto resize :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:17, archived)
# You can't insert a 100% width attribute in CSS coding.
Not that I've ever seen, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:19, archived)
# what did you do with your profile to make it fit the page?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:20, archived)
# I didn't. It doesn't.
Unless you've a stupidly large monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:21, archived)
# yes i do
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:23, archived)
# 2812px × 1900px?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:24, archived)
# actually no 1920x something or other
but it does resize when you view background image :p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:25, archived)
# Yep, but otherwise it's centred and cropped.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:27, archived)
# oh yeah
there is a plugin somewhere that resizes stuff oo0 tireds kciking in - beddy bues!
BYE b3ta BYE!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:28, archived)
# calamine lotion is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:19, archived)
# I live in California. I fight fascism.
The sun just set into the ocean. I know because I saw it.

Let's see, there must be something else I can say. I spent the day on my tractor. I was transplanting ferns!

Now i'm eating nut and can't type.

Oh, I took a picture. Hold the phone.....

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:22, archived)
# Sounds awesome, brah.
Say hello to California for me :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:25, archived)
# Here we go. Ferns!!!
California says hello. And it wants more reruns of the Young Ones. I love your photoshops, bythe way.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:30, archived)
# Looks killer. I've always wanted to visit, but the flight is stupidly long.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:33, archived)
# It's probably over rated.
In a nutshell- Air, trees, humans, cars, birds. The birds are often very good. I have a chipmunk.

Great mountain biking. But I would bet that the culture is sorely lacking in comparison to where you are. I do my best to make great espresso. And ignore republican demands.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:42, archived)
# mmmm
home of the SoCal roll....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:28, archived)
# I will have no part of that stuff.
I do however love the Tour de France.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:45, archived)
# i'd rather cycle than watch others do it
sushi, however, is delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:51, archived)
# I looove cycling. I pretty much hate all sports. But that Tour is great.
And I've never had sushi. I'm just a plain old ordinary hick.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:09, archived)
# Because GOO.
But I am tired now and can't construct.
Good night!

Also, Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:23, archived)
# ENJOY SLEEP, SIR.
ps DO YOU HAVE MARIO KART WII?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:25, archived)
# I don't.
I've played it for a short while but it didn't really grab me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:27, archived)
# How am I to kick your arse online now? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:30, archived)
# i'm awake because it's early - half past midnight.
i'm in strange canada. feed on me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:30, archived)
# #3 Leatherclam


Continuing my mollusc fetish character series.


(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# hahaha!
he can't do the ymca with no arms! have you done a gimp whelk yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:23, archived)
# I have a gimp snail
and cheap slut slug, posted last night.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)
# i saw the cheap slut slug
but the gimp snail eluded me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Just for you
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:30, archived)
# yay!
filthy little mollusc strumpet!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:35, archived)
# GO TO BED.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:44, archived)
# WHY?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:49, archived)
# BECAUSE I'M WAITING FOR YOU THERE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:50, archived)
# DO YOU HAVE THE SPATULA AND GRAVY POWDER?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:53, archived)
# I HAVE A TROWL AND BOVRIL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)
# REPOINT THAT BRICKWORK WITH YEAST FORTHWITH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:59, archived)
# CERTAINLY, HASTY POINTWORK ADMIRER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:02, archived)
# BIGTIME BRICKLICKER
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:03, archived)
# FUN WITH YEAST IS FUN
YEAST INFECTIONS, NOT SO MUCH.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:00, archived)
# I'll have to get better
at this image game, not happy with the clam*.

*googling 'clam'got me more than I bargained for, as usual, not as scary as 'udders' though.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:45, archived)
# did you type in "bearded clam", by any chance?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:50, archived)
# Not guilty.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:54, archived)
# hmm
why do i not believe you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:56, archived)
# 'cause
I'm fetishising molluscs.
Normal pr0n is boring, bin there, done that, ad nauseum*.

*not that{8(
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:03, archived)
# *adds nauseum*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:07, archived)
# {8#

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:14, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkEHFJbTeOI
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)
# is no work
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:01, archived)
# IS ALL PLAY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)
# make homer something something...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:05, archived)
# FISH Liberation MaDNesS

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:18, archived)
# words escape me on how homosexual that looks
i feel quite ill - goodnight b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)
# GOOD NIGHT SkUG!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:40, archived)
# It looks right now
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:48, archived)
# Spelling correction!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:53, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:52, archived)
# Noooooo
you're hurting him.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)
# good night skuglet
go and have a tug, you'll feel much more relaxed ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:43, archived)
# i've had a headache for two weeks and my lungs are broken and its 3amish and i can't sleep :(

GOOD NIGHT b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:45, archived)
# ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
www.b3ta.com/board/8830948
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:47, archived)
# but there's a shark in this picture
so you can at least got to bed with the lovely warm glow from knowing that you've made me happy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:51, archived)
# i could only find a yacht
no tugs :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:54, archived)
# a yacht?
have a posh wank, then!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:56, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:59, archived)
# have a horlicks and sleepytiem, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:03, archived)
# but i said goodnight to everyone hours ago...
they'll think im asleep (my parents are retired - yes im living at home)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:08, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:59, archived)
# Eye lasers
EYE LAZORZ
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)
# Filth!
Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:32, archived)
# This image gives me a lob-on of the lazy type
Needs more shiny nail varnish to bring me off
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)
# i thought you said lazy town
i nearly had to go for a tug.

i will now i've thought of that girl from lazy town. night all
(I helped save b3ta! BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:57, archived)
# i've served him beer.
he's a bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 5:57, archived)
# everyone fear the magpikey


Edit: cheers to rich for the idea
(I helped save b3ta! BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)
# little bugger's thinking about robbing my phone, isn't he
 
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:17, archived)
# it was going to be a seagull
but they don't like bling as much
(I helped save b3ta! BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)
# BRILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIANT
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)
# OI.
Where you bin?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:19, archived)
# nunning it up!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:23, archived)
# i'm a nun
haven't had nun, can't fucking get nun :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)
# ^this
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:23, archived)
# keep the little fucker away from my coke!
*unrolls suspiciously powdery fiver*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:22, archived)
# Fook, naw! Not me, Mate. E 'looks like a fook'n bird!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:23, archived)
# that couldn't steal anything
it's too fluffy... or is that a clever disguise?
(I helped save b3ta! BusinessCat has a can of beans, a can of beans has he, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:27, archived)
# Orange monkey fears nowt
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:30, archived)
# BIGGER!
lol
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:31, archived)
# Resizened
lol and I mean nice fox
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:33, archived)
# unemployed ballet stars....


what to do with them?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:03, archived)
# shooting gallery :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:05, archived)
# hahaha
That's fucking brilliant, you've entertained my drunk mind a lot more than you probably should have.
(Random_Cvnt Spit on my twat you electro ponce.., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Not much flesh on them, so I would suggest tanning.
Sinew would be top quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)
# 5in1 finished product :D (okay so there are 8 images - but shh)


Click for bigger (92KB)
www.b3ta.com/board/8830047
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:03, archived)
# haha this is
shaping up to be a blockbuster yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:05, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:09, archived)
# I have one of those
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:06, archived)
# but will it blend?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:06, archived)
# No
They all are special in their own way.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:23, archived)
# Based on a true event
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:07, archived)
# yes... a real life true event...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:09, archived)
# maybe you should go for quality rather than quantity.
like i do.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:10, archived)
# are you trying to say it is shit?
:p
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:10, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:12, archived)
# NO
He says his quality is shit
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)
# i'm confused
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Save us, Darling!
(pineapple_juice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Kill it.
Kill it with gonorrhea.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# What's yellow and green and eats nuts?
Yes, that's right, Michael Moore.
(I helped save b3ta! Dimrill HMS Average Nostril, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)
# where have you been?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:05, archived)
# I liked Michael Moopt's last film
(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# opinions...
I have the book "Money for nothing" by Roger Bootle which predicted all this and was written about 4 years ago.
I find moore says the same thing over and over
(pineapple_juice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# the well known Dutch director?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# ah yes
who directed and starred in "Swedish Banker goes 'Bonking' mad!"
(pineapple_juice, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# Heh

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:38, archived)
# his latest boopt wasn't bad either.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# BOOPT BOOPT BE DOOPT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)
# so true
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# What do I fear most about the financial meltdown?
Tidal waves of liquid money flowing out across the land, consuming all in their path.
Of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# What does Michael Moore fear most about financial meltdown?
Unemployment? Conflict? Not being able to afford to keep his fridge stocked?
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)
# Most boring film maker ever.
Not really 'The Most' boring, and I have enjoyed several of his flicks.
Yet, after these many years, he fails consistently to learn anything about film.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)
# He's like what you'd get if you removed all of Adam Curtis' redeeming features.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# *watches handbag impact*
Near enough, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# That's being American though.
They tend to be a lot more reactionary about stuff, religious offense, abortion, atheist rights, feminism etc.

I don't know if it's because there is more oppression over there or if they're just really loud and obnoxious generally.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)
# Yup.
I couldn't quite put my finger on it, but that's it, exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)
# they're documentaries, sweetheart
in terms of documentary-making he's got it pretty much down pat. unless you think he's a narrative film maker and you thought "canadian bacon" came out last year. :-P
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:54, archived)
# i fear more shops about M.M...
...most of all.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# COME AND DANCE WITH ME.
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 4:47, archived)
# YOU'RE A PINK TOOTHBRUSH
I'M A BLUE TOOTHBRUSH


 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)
# have we met somewhere before?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# max bygraves?
on meth?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# THAT'S A GOOD IDEA SON
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXYZP4Nhm6s
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)
# oh shit he's here
raputitinti, you'd better remove that photo of gronkpan
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# OH SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# HELLO, SAILOR.
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=APy4vF3WnoI
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I'm at work today
I'll have to look at this tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# KEEP THOSE MOTHERFUCKING HARDCORE BASSES PUMPING
 
just a bit of Buzz Fuzz
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# now this piques my curiosity
www.discogs.com/release/444169

the guy now runs a record shop in Melbourne, so perhaps if we asked nicely..
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:20, archived)
# that's sick that
put a donk on it
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# DO YOU KNOW HOW THIS BEAT IS MADE IN FUCKING LONDON DOC
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# OUT OF 100% BAT PISS AND USED CONDOMS
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS ON
 
found the odd remix but I think I prefer the original
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh6V-lygOwA
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb &omega;&infin; for sigs, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
#  
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)
# There's that joker again !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# >:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# ..........it's a bumpy ride!..........
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:16, archived)
# BASED UPON A TRUE EVENT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 2:54, archived)

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