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Junkies love a bit of horse

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Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 7:49, archived)

Ninglets

Off to London today. Whee!

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 6:57, archived)

*blinks*

*misses it*

woo

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 6:58, archived)

*wanks*

*messes it*

ooh

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 7:03, archived)

MERRY GOOD MORNING.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 7:07, archived)

london's shit

and slightly overcast at the moment.

(Waisted Fred I say who Sir, you Sir?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:00, archived)

Way hay for the big city

It's rubbish here today, real October day.

And full of cunts as usual.

Try and steer clear of them, and avoid asking me where the British Museum is when I'm out having a fag, cos I might stab you

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:37, archived)

Monster Month - 23rd October - Birthday monster

(PagettyPol something something something, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 6:54, archived)

Happy Birthday, Birthday Monster!

Alas, I have no gift for you...

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 6:58, archived)

Happy birthday?

*clicks*
*licks*

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 6:58, archived)

oscar the grouch struggled for gainful employment after defaulting on his mortgage on his trash can on sesame street

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 7:20, archived)

happy birthday..even though you don't reply

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:40, archived)

Cheers :)

I'm usually travelling between home and work after I post - its the last thing I do before leaving the house

(PagettyPol something something something, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:00, archived)

you need to join in more :)

happy birthday

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 9:08, archived)

Work is boring...

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 6:13, archived)

I have had a weird evening watching Animal Crossing the movie with /v/ on Mogulus.

I am gonna finish downloading and watch the latest South Park, and bed @ 7.

I LIKE YOUR PICTURE. I LIKE THE PENTAGRAM EYES.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 6:15, archived)

THEY ARE SUPER-SWEET CONTACTS!!

South Park and Sleepz? Soundzz goodzzz

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 6:18, archived)

I HAVE DRAWN A WIDZNARD FOR YOU.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 6:25, archived)

Nightnight.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 6:26, archived)

HE LOOKS LIKE A BIT OF A PAEDO TO BE HONEST

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 6:27, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 6:29, archived)

well he was being honest

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 6:41, archived)

I likes your wizzard

Even if he does rape babies

with magic

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 6:42, archived)

FUCKIN

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 6:49, archived)

ALIEN WIZARDS RAPED MY FACE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 6:26, archived)

THERE IS TOO MUCH WIZARD RAPE TODAY

or not enough, I can never tell

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 6:43, archived)

BOAST BOAST BOAST

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 6:50, archived)

Read this as 'BOATS BOATS BOATS'

A clear indication that it is coffee o'clock...

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 6:56, archived)

Leonardo did it already...

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tubaman, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:18, archived)

Vrrrrrkt.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:19, archived)

\o/

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:16, archived)

aceness!

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Just Flange, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:28, archived)

haha

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:42, archived)

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Just Flange, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:55, archived)

must eat horse...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:26, archived)

OR AS WE SAY IN FRANCE, UN CHEVAL

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:43, archived)

I'VE NEVER SAID THAT.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 6:15, archived)

I seem to remember something about horse meat being branded as "cheval" for the English-speaking market.

but I can't remember where or when
fuck

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 6:30, archived)

compo it.

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d d, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 6:01, archived)

i hate horses...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:14, archived)

FUCK HORSES

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:16, archived)

YEAH, BITCH.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:16, archived)

I just realised there's a horse challenge on now.

I'VE GOT THIS REALLY HILARIOUS LINK I COULD POST, WOULDN'T THAT BE JUST THE MERRY JAPE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:21, archived)

We've already had seam horses being posted

Don't make me die inside more than my daily quota.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:22, archived)

no, it's just this really cute web site.

and it's got this really cool little song.

you know, for kids

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:23, archived)

I was talking about the Hudsucker Proxy the other day

I should download it again, I like a bit o' Robbins.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:24, archived)

and Bruce.

and good ol' Paul.

also: DOWNLOAD IT, YOU FUCKER? I BOUGHT THE DVD

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:37, archived)

I'm cheap.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:39, archived)

WELL, FAIRLY REASONABLY PRICED, ANYWAY

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:42, archived)

I'm looking through play.com at the moment though.

I'll probably get a few DVDs while I'm at it. I've been meaning to get The Day Today box set for a while.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:47, archived)

I nearly bought Two and a Half Men the other day.

also Trailer Park Boys.

but I'm avoiding buying TV series at the moment.
Just got this though, which is awesome:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEH5zmAtLks

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:53, archived)

don't do it man...

...no.no.no.no.no.no.no.no.no.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:27, archived)

OH NOW I'M CURIOUS.

WHAT IS THIS FABULOUS WEBSITE I KEEP HEARING SO MUCH ABOUT.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:29, archived)

oh...

...shit!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:30, archived)

Worst of all the fighter pilots.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:16, archived)

just like...

...Top Gun.......................yeeeeeuck!...:P

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:37, archived)

Merry 4:37am.

I'M NOT SLEEPY.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 4:37, archived)

I AM FAR TOO BUSY

PLAYING THIS TO BE POSTING ON B3TA.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 4:47, archived)

Golden Sun > Mother 3

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 4:52, archived)

I feel I should finish the first game before I try that

but it does excite me.

Also, Pasanonic is ruining my life. I can no longer achieve an erection and I'm beginning to think I need a new career path so I can buy so sailboats and some houses and a train station.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 4:55, archived)

AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT A GINGER FUCKWIT

AND I'LL GIVE GOOD ODDS YOUR PENIS IS BIGGER

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:12, archived)

peeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnniiiisssssssssssss.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:13, archived)

YOU SHOULD JOIN THE ARMY AND SHOOT PEOPLE IN THE FACE JUST LIKE HE DID

THAT'S HOW HE GOT ALL THOSE FERRARIS AND A HELICOPTER

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:33, archived)

NOT TO MENTION THE SOCIAL SKILLS OF A SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED INFECTION

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:39, archived)

Then why the fuck did you just go to bed

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:16, archived)

to warm it up for you.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:16, archived)

I hope he pees in it.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:17, archived)

WITH KNIVES.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:21, archived)

Stabbing pain in the wanger.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:24, archived)

AHHHHH FUCK IT HURTS

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:44, archived)

I DIDN'T. I'M WATCHING SOME SHIT.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:54, archived)

THAT'S NOT A GIRL CAT...

...it's just a male with a pink bow on.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:21, archived)

IT'S A TRAP

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:24, archived)

A TRAP I FALL FOR

on occasions

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Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 6:47, archived)

It's in the shoulders.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:34, archived)

Crappy first attempt

Link to source so people funnier and more skillful than me can be cool too

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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:35, archived)

malibu moon had sex with stormin' cat.

and then was born spunk the horse.

sir gaylord had sex with missy baba, and they begat gay missile

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:52, archived)

*demands babs update!

ning posty.

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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 4:26, archived)

ahhhhahhhahah!

they're still not as screwed-up as pedigree cat or dog names.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:19, archived)

this is more amusing than it should be

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:54, archived)

haha.

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d d, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:59, archived)

I am laughing at this but it's been a tough day.

HORSECOCK

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:13, archived)

the tree had a baby horse...

...?WTF?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:17, archived)

AND THEY CALLED IT ROCK AND ROLL

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:20, archived)

I can see your thought process...

Horse, head in tree, playing hide and seek...

Hmm... needs to be funnier...

Think, dammit think!

I know! A cock and semen!

*Click!

(The Kwyjibo A big, dumb, balding North American ape., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 10:05, archived)

OVERKILL...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:24, archived)

*dies from fluff overload*

/is allergic to fluff:(

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:24, archived)

ATTACK KITTENS!...

...destroy him with Fluffiness.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:27, archived)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Shiksa, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:27, archived)

b3ta.com/board/8863594

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)

puppy line...ATTACK!...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:32, archived)

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:40, archived)

ha ha...

...Over Rover!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:43, archived)

*gleees*

awwwww...

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:43, archived)

Hahahahahaha!

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:46, archived)

that's why i love scrolling through b3ta

you get unexpecred belly laughs

(zebedee lacking hummus and failing to 'shop until, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:42, archived)

does it tile?

no. it doesnt.

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d d, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:17, archived)

yeah...

...it's a regular fucking chorus line!....... :D... :D... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:18, archived)

fluffy tieme?

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TBL I posted this on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:33, archived)

yes please

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:35, archived)

noooooo

too... cute... *s'plodes*

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:35, archived)

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TBL I posted this on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:39, archived)

i would...

...run away from this thing.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:09, archived)

EXFOLIATE! EXFOLIATE!

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Ratsta, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:19, archived)

AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh....

...i can't take any more....i brought this on myself...TOO....... MUCH....... FLUFFY!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:42, archived)

Argh too cute.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:47, archived)

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:59, archived)

make humans do all the heavy lifting...

...and other things we command.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:04, archived)

*Culls*

TO BED WITH ME! *Osmosis' into bed*
night all!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)

night

night

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enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:46, archived)

WHERE IS

MY DUCK MILK?

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:42, archived)

in the duck

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TBL I posted this on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:42, archived)

and you have to milk it...

...0_0.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:44, archived)

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:51, archived)

i'll take the one on the left...

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:01, archived)

take the car, it has less mileage on it.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:02, archived)

i like 'em broken in...

...no messy blood stains on the sheet.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:05, archived)

no blood? i thought you were talking sex here.

also, i just saw the duck's cigarette. i would have posted my smoking chicken if i saw it before.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:08, archived)

yeah... i forgot the smoke...

...i must've got distracted somehow.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:10, archived)

well, green cars are distracting.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:14, archived)

yeah, so flashy...

...those flashy fuckers with their flashiness... got me distracted, yo.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:16, archived)

fluffeh!

I really must a-bed. Night all!

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enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:45, archived)

i'll be back later...

...i'm gonna smoke, and drink, and watch Family Guy.... :D .....GO STEWIE!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:13, archived)

fluff overload.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:58, archived)

ha ha...

...this post was a complete success!.......... :D

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:02, archived)

that photoset was great. i stole a few pics from it.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:13, archived)

where'd you find that...that...that...

...weird robot (dog)...?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:15, archived)

just found it.

matt kirkland.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:28, archived)

THAT WAS GREAT!!!...and very educational...

...*steals several pics for future shops*...THANKS!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:19, archived)

DUDE

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:14, archived)

I like the big kitty best.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 4:38, archived)

it is so on.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:15, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH...

...YOU WIN... YOU WIN !!!!!!!!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:20, archived)

And another page.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)

BEEP BOOP BEEP

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Shiksa, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:19, archived)

It's the melody to Funky Town

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:20, archived)

hmm...

I'm leaning toward Kraftwerks "autobahn" myself.

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TBL I posted this on, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)

That group is a bit cheesy if you ask me

*ducks*

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:23, archived)

Won't you take me to

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:22, archived)

chinatowwwwwn

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)

OH GOD NOW THAT SONG IS STUCK IN MY HEAD

I'M SENDING YOU A WHOLE FUCKING CRATE OF PEARS FOR THIS

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Shiksa, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:23, archived)

I HATE PEARS

FUCK YOU

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)

I ate two naxi pears yesterday.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)

you ate two maxi pads yesterday?

Fuck, was the grocery store closed or something?

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Shiksa, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)

You ate two Maxi priests yesterday?

Did you cover them with some reggae reggae sauce?

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:32, archived)

I googled this on the google

but I'm still not sure what you mean.
I think I should probably insert a precautionary FUCK YOU just in case.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:32, archived)

I'd be careful what I say to a guy who eats taxi cabs.

TWO of them.

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Shiksa, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:33, archived)

They look like apples

but they're PEARS

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:35, archived)

Crafty bastards.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:44, archived)

I think it should be this

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nashi_Pear

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)

YES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:42, archived)

BAPPLE PAPPLE.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:02, archived)

the Soul Coughing version is pretty sweet.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:45, archived)

6,6,2,6,2

after that I get a bit lost

Also, the chorus to suicide is painless (the theme tune to MASH)

3,2,3,2,3,2

2,3,2,3,2,3,2

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)

Who is the picture in your profile of?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)

James Spader in drag.

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Shiksa, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:23, archived)

Oh, okay.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)

he's a pretty woman.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)

he's a pretty man.

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Shiksa, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:07, archived)

HE'S PRETTY AWESOME, IS WHAT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:22, archived)

That's fantastic

again.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:19, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:23, archived)

We're not in

Go away ;)

Like it :)

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)

Hahahah

Thanks. :D

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:22, archived)

MHNNNGLLLRFLMHHNNNG!

(not worth own thread)
Sauce

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)

Ahahahhaa!

SCHMMMRFFLLNGMMFFF!

*Oh, this does amuse me*

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:22, archived)

TIMMAY! \o/

at least my friends should be happy that I am shopping myself & not them nowdays:)

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:24, archived)

I tell ya, that fella's seen shit that would turn you WHITE!

Aahahhaha.

SCHMMMLLRMGHHN...GNN,..SCHRLNNGH
- Hey buddy, this is a bakery..
.......,....SCHLLMM..

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)

*SOILS SELF*

HMMMMMMMNG!

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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:32, archived)

which one's 'shopped?

SEX OGRE.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:00, archived)

Very nice, this reminds me of the DS game 'Time Hollow' for some raisin.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:22, archived)

Raisin.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:23, archived)

JA!

Did you ever get an R4DS btw?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:24, archived)

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)

Ah, ask for more allowance, or whatever kids do these days...crack?

Right, I'm off.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)

Hahah

more crack, please.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:27, archived)

She got a stank ass

I know it.

Dirty fuckin kids, can't buy clothes that fit, can't wash they stank asses, wearin caps on their heads because they're shit's all greasy and dandruffy, doin stupid shit.

Fuck 'em.

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)

...wha?

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:27, archived)

the elevator stops on the 13th floor...

...but there is no 13th floor.

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)

Hahahah

oh, shit.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:27, archived)

woo!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)

Thanks.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)

Very nice

Re: this conversation:
www.b3ta.com/board/8858164

I was bored, and it's always better to do than to think so I made you this:

It's done a bit lazily, but there you are.

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enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)

Hahahahah

If I put it on a tshirt, I want the tshirt to flash like that. xD

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)

that could be

trickier...

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enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)

A bit...

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:31, archived)

*arrives late to the party*

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:55, archived)

ha ha...

...BEHIND YOU!.... :O

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:08, archived)

FEAR

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Shiksa, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 3:09, archived)

I saw one of the other pages you've posted recently

AND I JUST HAVE TO SAY THESE ARE FUCKING GREAT

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:16, archived)

here is saucepic to prove the real kitty is just fine xs432.xs.to/xs432/08433/sonny378.jpg

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Shiksa, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:10, archived)

oh noes kitty has got into a fite.

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:10, archived)

or possibly a vat of acid

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Shiksa, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)

Thomas Yorke?

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)

yorkecat

is yorke

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Shiksa, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)

Ear termites.

A common problem in mutant cats.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)

that's what happens when you have wood ears

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Shiksa, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:17, archived)

That reminds me of an old cat I used to have

he ran away when I moved out.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:12, archived)

awwwww.

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Shiksa, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:14, archived)

he ran away when I moved ~~out~~ in

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)

Fleabitten, motheaten

but still a kitty.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)

and kitties is gud.

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Shiksa, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:32, archived)

No real kitties were harmed in the making of this picture

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:26, archived)

straight up, yo.

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Shiksa, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:33, archived)

he got the Shiksa kicked out of him...

...?(ha ha)?

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)

prozactly

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Shiksa, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:32, archived)

aw, he's a sweetie.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:59, archived)

Well, with the price of petrol...

1 horse power should save a few quid.

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)

haha.

I likes that

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)

pfff!

bit of a one-trick pony, isn't he?

g'night all!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)

night chuckles

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)

night,

i'm off soon too, was gonna go an hour ago but i made myself hungry

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)

tata

I think I may toddle off to bed aswell

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)

Also im sorry if I made anyone hungry

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:04, archived)

Nite nite smash and others who're off now

Including me, but saying goodnight to myself just seems odd for some reason.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)

Like that

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)

Go man, go!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)

Hahah

nice one :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)

PEDDLE YOU BASTARD, PEDDLE!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:02, archived)

Heh, nice one

I'm a bit worried about where that saddle's going though :/

Edit: Off to beds, leaving you with new wallpaper (C-F-dApage):

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:02, archived)

Question is

Is it a male or a female hoss?

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:07, archived)

No wait...

It's one of those geography diagrams with sediments and limestone.

(mugsy Left handed with a right handed copy of photoshop, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:23, archived)

Thanks for the kind words folks ^^^^^

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:08, archived)

and one day away from retirement....

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thiswasmyclone, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:52, archived)

Is there a garry glitter on the other side and he spins it round and round really fast so it looks like hes on top of them

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:53, archived)

I require more PRESIDENT HORSE

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)

HADOOOKEN!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)

Ah, danke.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)

You really need to donate your mind to medical science

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)

Oh, how cheeky.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:23, archived)

may I unleash my beast?

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thiswasmyclone, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)

Uh oh...

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)

hahaha

liking this muchly

(drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:20, archived)

I know Im not.

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)

Neigh, I am not either...

*nestles down and munches hay*

(This pic has made me chuckle muchly! So much so that I am worried I may be insane... :D)

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)

Hey now, dont get all unbridled..

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:48, archived)

Back to your stable

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:48, archived)

I cant, some fucker locked it after I bolted

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)

Im gonna have to (fox)hunt that fucker down then

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:52, archived)

Are you sure?

You may stirrup some trouble.

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)

I cant handle any more of these puns....jockey lol

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:03, archived)

Unbridled?

What a foal thing to say.

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)

Im sorry. It wasnt a good demonstration of my wit and canter.

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)

Indeed - quite herd-ful.

I may be taking it too personally tho - I'm quite un-stable. ;)

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)

what the fuck

what's happened to all of my bases

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)

I am not positive,

but I believe someone set up us the bomb... :(

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kitaro is all, like, "Nifty Biscuits" 'n that..., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:48, archived)

They no longer belong

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:49, archived)

Oh Shit, Im nearing 10k posts :(

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)

tits or GTFO

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)

Im not there yet,

but you can have my tits
Still have 400odd posts to go

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:52, archived)

I still can't

believe I got naked for 10k. I'm an old man ffs. I'm nearing the 15k, I don't think there is anything left for me to do.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)

LOLS, I have already been naked once for the limes

But I'd need to be drunk again for more nekkidness

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)

That horse IS the president.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)

PRESIDENT HORSE SIR, TWO PLANES HAVE JUST STRUCK THE TWIN TOWERS.

IM FUCKING READING A BOOK YOU CUNT GTFO

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:48, archived)

PRESIDENT HORSE - Starring Nathan Lane as 'Hay'.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:49, archived)

Ross Kemp as "Pixel"

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)

Special appearance by Sigourney Weaver as 'President Horse's Horse'.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)

HE'S, THE, AMERICAN BAD ASS, WATCH HIM KICK

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)

PRESIDENT HORSE - On Ice!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:52, archived)

I LIKE THE SCENE WHERE PRESIDENT HORSE IS BEING CHASED ON THE SNOW MOBILES

THEN HE KICKS THE BAD GUY AND HE FALLS THROUGH THE SHEET ICE ON THE LAKE AND DROWNS AND PRESIDENT HORSE DEADPANS
"Ice to meet you."

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)

STOP STEALING MCBAIN'S WORDS!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)

SHANT!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)

I MUST DELIVER THESE UNICEF PENNIES!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)

You're outta here McBain!

Dat makes two of us.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)

MEETING ADJOURNERD

TIME FOR DE-BRIEFING....
IN BED!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:02, archived)

aHHAHAHA.

You said you'd let me live!
- Neiiigh

BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)

I'm such a bad dude that I won't bother rescuing the president.

I'll just go snort some coke out of some hooker's ass instead.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:48, archived)

butt prostitutes?

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)

actually, I'm a bit of a wimp

*does dressage*

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enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)

Bad Dude!!!!

(

Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 8:17, archived)

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)

hahaha

MAN THIS IS SO RANDOM, YOU KNOW?!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)

THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT B3TA.COM/BOARD XD

(

Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)

OH SHIT! I SAW THAT ONCE! IT ENDED WITH LIKE

BRAZILIAN GUYS BEATING UP THEIR WIVES AND SHIT!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)

ILL JUST LEAVE THIS HERE...

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)

I'll fuck you til you love me faggot

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)

I GUESS THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT B3TA.COM/FUCKINGLOVEME

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)

I'M A BIG STRONG NIGGA WHO KNOCKS OUT PEOPLE AND RAPES PEOPLE AND...

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)

fUCK ME, lIKE A MAGGOT?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)

GOD AMEN! WHAT?!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)

PRAISE BE! DIS CHIL' GOTS DA DEBBLE IN 'IM!

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)

EXCUSE ME. EXCUSE ME. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

(

Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)

Hahahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)

BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL!

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)

by the power of HORSE COCK!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)

YOU ARE MADNESS!

I LOVE IT

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)

This room, is cleasned.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)

Good LORD

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)

plastic

jenga is an abomination. I insist on wood.

(

enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)

bless you for speaking out about the plastic Jenga

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)

Thank you

We must maintain standards around here.

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enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)

First they came for monopoly and I did not speak out, because I was not a thimble

Then they came for ludo and I did not speak out, because ludo is dumb.

Now there is nobody to speak out for jenga

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)

hahaha!

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enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)

Very true.

(

mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)

*alerts the pro-plastic jenga government*

(

Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)

witch!

(

PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)

*assembles army of Czech artisans and craftspeople*

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enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)

you would insist on wood

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)

always

(

enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)

YES HE WOOD

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)

that's

why they call it Uno
anything in the spanish language is evil, UP CATALAN

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)

That guy in the background is like

"Guys, do you mind? I'm trying to write an essay here."

(

Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)

Nothing like a game of 'UNO STACKO HORSO FUCKO - BENNETT EDITION, MIT HE-MAN' to chase away dem studyin blues.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)

AND HE-MAN'S ALL LIKE "WHAT'S A NIGGA GOT TA DO TA GIT A NIGGA'S EAT ON BITCHES?"

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)

Dekionplexis XII

that font you always use scares me.

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)

aND NOW?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)

*chunders* and if we are doing foetuses....

seriously its like some kinda nazi font...*fears*.

(

PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)

i LIKE IT

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)

However alarming this is,

I'd still give it to Davina

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)

Dear god...

*clicks like a loon*

(Ash Oops, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)

The odds are . . . stacked . . . against the . . . odds !

Odd bodkins . . .

(

Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)

Momma needs a new horse cock,..oh shit..SNAKE EYES!

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)

BENNETT.

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)

STAR WARS

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:38, archived)

wow. extreme.

extremely gay. lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(

d d, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)

As a faggot your erection offends my cock.

(

(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:48, archived)

Another for the furry file (NSFW if boss into feathers)

Turning this into a bit of a collection. Don't believe this is as good as my bear tits. Feathers are hard.

(2 Owls? I'm there. has unorthodox kung-fu., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)

Great fuckable tits

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)

look at all that breast meat!

get the pancakes, lads!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)

The return of JJ will

be heralded by some.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)

Loathed by others?

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)

Hey don't put words in my mouth.

just beer, lovely beer.

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)

I wish I could piss Lambrini

Or drink Beer/Cider and piss out Lambrini

Then drink Whiskey/Rum and piss out Champagne

That'd be my power in Heroes

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)

haha.

I'd be your sidekick!

(

Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)

That's a deal,

if this happens we're doing it. Not doing 'IT' I mean doing that up there ^

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)

I sort of miss trolling him.

(

Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)

Did he leave in a huff?

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)

no, that was too quick

he left in an hour and a huff.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)

(

hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)

So really, if pasanonic died in his sleep tonight

b3ta would become good?

(

gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)

Currently the funniest post on this page.

'Nuff said.

Except this: Jolly Jack's stuf does not cause me to question my sexuality, so I can enjoy it without being disturbed in the least.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 4:10, archived)

me, for one.

i just want to know what happens next!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)

Something involving an animal with tits most likely

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)

i don't care about the tits

i'm all about the storyline

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)

LOL TITS BLATENTLY

(

epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)

it's alright

for those of you with your own, what are the rest of us meant to do?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)

look, lust and wish.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)

I'll play with mine.

they are getting quite a handful and a good substitute for the wife's, considering they seem to be things of the past ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)

i can do what i like with mine

they are curiously resistant to pain...

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)

I had a lady friend

like that from Yemen if I recall. but she just got to weird for me, it got to the point of lit cigarette lighters on her nipples and I had to bail.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)

i don't do stuff like that

but it came in handy with one particular ex, he almost bit my nipple off! i'm just glad it didn't hurt much!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)

I don't mind a bit of

bouncing each other around the room and I still have a bit of stamina for an old bloke but I'm afraid I like things pretty tame these days. Although if I've been drinking then get set for a long night and if I've been near MDMA then don't expect sleep any time in the next 12 hours.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:53, archived)

12 hours?

bloody hell, it's been so long, i'd settle for 12 minutes!

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)

Nasty.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)

Curiously resistant, hmmm,

so they somehow view pain objectively in the third person and get dissociated.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:52, archived)

yes. yes they do.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)

WOW sentient tits

I thought I'd seen every variety, never thought of talking to them though.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 2:05, archived)

just look back over the last 3 years.

pick a day. that's what happens next.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)

but....but.....

I NEED TO KNOW!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)

Well. SA is pretty much Portal at the moment. Apparently someone can only draw cats with tits, and not figure out a story arc which isn't ripped straight off something he played.

I guess next up:

The cats and shit sneak away to the centre of wherever they are. Perhaps whilst doing that, the eyebrow guy will rub up against the cat with tits.

They will then meet the computer who killed everyone. They might fight it, or have sex with it.

The computer gets killed/kills itself.

They all go home. The penguin probably gets stuck in the sink or something.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)

And then MOISTURE!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)

this sounds promising

especially the be-sinked penguin and the prospect of moisture.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:29, archived)

haha!

Great Tits like coconuts, apparently.

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enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)

HONK! HONK!

There's no better way to start the day than a nice, steaming glass of duck milk.

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Mystery_Bob, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)

hahahahaha

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)

Nippy duck nips duck . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)

Silleh!

*apologies*
edit:now with Crap3D Flammage!

(Agent O'Rage is in your base, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)

Hahah

Damn those jihadihorsies

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)

They are a bit un-stable :D

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)

Not so much in their hay day though

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)

They need a good shoeing if you ask me

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)

Oi, trot along now you.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)

I'm enjoying this thread

in the mane. It flows nicely.

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enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)

Ah, your starting to lose your tack

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:22, archived)

Hahaha

Arab horse

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Someone wrote "Boxer is a horse with attitude" on the desks in our English classroom when I was in school. True dat.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)

23rd OCTOBER:

ONLY JUST REALISED IT'S A HORSE COMPO.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)

can't be bothered, i have new ribbons.

/mollieblog.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)

nice

orwellhorsey!

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enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)

3D'd makes it even morer !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)

Mount and dismount this beauty

(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)

I invented back handles as a sex aid a few years ago

unfortunately they weren't very marketable - surprisingly few people will get handles bolted into their vertebrae.

PHILISTINES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)

Well, there's just no accounting for taste!

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)

bah! candles are shit.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)

Here's a shot of a music program I'm making...

and a demo of what it can sound like (made with one take, no layering or other sounds).

(karls, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)

nice work!

glad to see you back here, i was wondering where you'd vanished to.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)

still lurking all the time

scanner is packed away and I've been making sounds mostly rather than pictures these days.

(karls, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)

i still concentrate on messes and errors.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)

Very swank!

with a silent s

I jest, s'very cool

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)

Awesome.

Really, really cool.
I love musicy things like that.
Getting Korg DS-10 soon \o/

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)

very nice!

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enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)

science = music = art

I'll have that prog when you're done!
*click*

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)

you definitely can

have it. It will be a bit though before its in 'application' form.

(karls, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)

fucking hell!

Nice job.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)

Bloody hell.

That's fantastic.

here's an example of what I can do with hours of overlaying samples in a 48 track sequencer and then post processing in yet another program.
Anything that adds to that process with less work is fine by me.

www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/mp3/7998b5581b47a61b0a4caf594a5df27c_sundaysojourn.mp3

Edit:// I lied. The only place I have it uploaded is on Cr3's server and it looks like it is borked. I know the lovely chap is working his ass off to fix it.

Edit 2:// working now because Cr3 is great!

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)

thats

quite a file name... sure you got it right?

(karls, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:10, archived)

Yeah

I have the tidy version here.

tinyurl.com/ytt7lr

cr3's server is borked, he was discussing it earlier. He's working on it now rather than leave us peons in shit street. Because he is fantastic.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)

I really like that.

The colours are fantastic. The style of the figure on the right reminds me a bit of kallus who posts here, and who is awesome.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)

AWESOMENESS: INCREMENTED.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 5:36, archived)

I love you connor

but I fucking hate those little bastards you draw
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)

that's just a model, though...

that's not real, right?

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enceladus, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)

Yeh sure...

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)

No!

*weeps*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)

from where?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:11, archived)

Thank you,

the original was making me nauseous.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)

they brought it upon themselves

sassy bubble blowing harlots

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connor, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)

Too right, I think the one with the bow deserves a good Mace-ing

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)

ARGh.

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Ttssattsr, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)

bisected bastard out in the yard.

kill it with chainsaws, please kill it. hard.

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postbear has metal knees, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)

No sir.

Not in my little world.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)

FUCK YOU JEW EMPATHISER!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)

Four of these kids belong together, four of these kids are kind of the same,

But one of these kids is doing her own thing, now it's time to play our game,
it's time to play our game.

(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Thu 23 Oct 2008, 4:15, archived)

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