we are all copycats. we just have to use all the things we like and put them together differently. this is the key to success. also if you copy me then you are doing a better job than i am. i cant even tell but i still enjoy your work.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:18,
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I didnt take any :(
And the people who took them havent uploaded them to facefuck yet :( It makes me sad
(epiphanycoming live from sweden,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:19,
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it makes me sad, too
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:21,
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Hopefully there will be some tomorrow
I made quite a sexy lady
(epiphanycoming live from sweden,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:23,
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i find it odd
that quite a few men make very attractive women when they're all dragged up.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:26,
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Hahaha!
One of my mates who went as velma said I was the ugliest woman he'd ever seen, however A: he looked like someones aunty and B: some of the girls on the social said they'd seen uglier
(epiphanycoming live from sweden,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:27,
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show him a picture of jocelyn wildenstein
and watch him eat his words
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:33,
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Hahahaha fuck!!!
I was not expecting that!
(epiphanycoming live from sweden,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:33,
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she's like the spanish inquisition
nobody expects her.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:41,
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my mum hates drag queens
cos they always have great legs.
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:28,
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this is true
and quite annoying. if i tried to wear the same bloody spike heels that they do, i'd break my neck!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:32,
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especially hubblegum ads. THERE'S NO SUCH FUCKING WORD AS FUNBELEIVABUBBLE!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:52,
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oh thanks for ruining that one for me
(WinthorpeSim-Sala-Bim,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:55,
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i hate when they invent stupid words
to sell crap.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:56,
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I don't know what Hubblegum is
and haven't seen the advert.
But I heard the son of a preacher man earlier claim that Lil Wayne has released an album that will change the face of Hip Hop, and the best Hip Hop album so far this cebtury or some such.
best warn people. is mildy nsfw as the video sees a lot of people getting naked, but all the naughty bits are covered up (it's the whole point of the vid)
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:08,
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That is fucking ace!
I was never a fan of Dizzee until I saw him at V last year. He puts on a fucking good show.
but he's immensely talented and i have nothing against him. love the fact that he turned up for the band aid 20 recording not knowing what they wanted him to do, wrote and recorded his first little rap within about 30 minutes, and then when they said "any chance of another couple of lines?" went back into a little room and came back out again ready to record 10 minutes later
much better than Bono's titting about with "I'm not letting that tit from the darkness sing my line. I'll record it in NY and send it over"
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:17,
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Cool
It's always nice to hear about people who can actually fucking deliver.
(mofaha┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:31,
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YES
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:00,
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it is a beautiful horse though
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:59,
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Why am I looking at not my horse?
(AgentMuuhentai coordination,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:59,
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good liar. I'm with you, although the world would be a much poorer place without DOCTOR DYSLEXIA. It's a sad state of affairs when I'm flicking through the compo entries and it's his posts that make me giggle the most.
Jonathan looks like he just did a silent but deadly fart and is waiting for the smell to hit Russell...
(Wicca'd Witchneeds ideas for a new sig on...,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:39,
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the look on ross' face says
"yeah, he's my man. he makes sweet, sweet love to no-one but me"
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:40,
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as one commentatar said
if it hadn't have been broadcast on the hour every hour by the BBC news frenzy fewer people would have been offended
(WinthorpeSim-Sala-Bim,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:43,
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Fuck yes...
Apparently two people had complained by the time the broadcast actually finished... 1500 a week later following the daily Hate Mail article - now 30,000. That's Britain for you.
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:18,
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Hahah sorry I edited :P
The joke is that a while ago I insisted Caewan fancies Smash Monkey, which he denied. I keep on reminding him, and now this new information has come to light.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:19,
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phwaor
*I looked good as a teenager too*
(Dr TeethWho asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:27,
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i was a dirty, dirty teenager.
it was fun.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:29,
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Me too
I was a filthy male whore, or so I thought. Bollocks. It hasn't worked since. I blame Russell Brand
(Dr TeethWho asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:36,
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yeah
seeing his weird little head as it hove into view would put me off, too.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:38,
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obviously you haven't seen
my weird little head (and I'm talking cranium). It was the topic of the day when I met some of the Popbitch regulars about 5 years ago.
(Dr TeethWho asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:39,
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no
no i haven't.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:43,
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Basically
bunch of cunts in denial and with expense accounts for taxis. That's the Popbitch people. I just have the shrunken head.
(Dr TeethWho asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:45,
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i want expense account taxis
but not a shrunken head
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:50,
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I think
they're mutually exclusive. You can't order a taxi so that your head can't be accommodated on the roof with these "Oh I have an account with Addison Lee" people.
(Dr TeethWho asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:51,
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i only order them
to go to bingo on thursday nights
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:54,
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anyway, enough of this shit
congrats on your weight loss and may you achieve what you want.
(Dr TeethWho asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:54,
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thanks :)
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:58,
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np
I understand eating and weight issues, so when I see a success I applaud it, no matter how it's achieved.
(Dr TeethWho asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:00,
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it's taking some getting used to
i just wish chairs weren't getting so uncomfortable! :)
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:09,
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I really don't like the light from those energy saving bulbs, but with the hat on I can convert squinting energy into staying-awake-for-another-half-hour energy. Scninence™ :D
(Kallusspeaks for the Spores,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:38,
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my legs are feeling warmer just thinking about it!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:37,
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cath bags
are fucking annoying and there's no decent straps available to keep them attached to your leg
luckily i've never had one burst on me, just had to empty a couple
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:27,
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the velcro straps they come with are shit.
i had to suffer one for a year, they're damned uncomfortable.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:28,
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you should try
attaching one to a patient who has just had a joint replaced, and hasn't been out of bed for 2 days and doesn't help at all when you try and strap it on
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:46,
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bugger that
i won't even change a baby's nappy.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:47,
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haha
luckily i was never allowed to catherterise a patient. that's what i get for not doing nursing :(
as for nappies, when i have kids i'll step up to the mark, but until then the parents need to take responsibility for what they're feeding their kids.
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:54,
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I'm thinking of getting one to fill up with vodka for the clubs.
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:28,
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make sure it's a new one.
best bet is to ask a nurse or HCA you know to nick one from work, they may not be able to get the tubing though
(cs192is sucking on a Koala at,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:34,
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if you cook your tea in the oven
put your slippers in the bottom of the oven when you've turned the gas off. leave them for 5 minutes, they'll be toasty warm. if your feet smell, though, your next meal may well taste of foot.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:16,
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i microwaved a pair of socks once
in an effort to dry them before work = singed sockies
(WinthorpeSim-Sala-Bim,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:18,
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bad idea.
i once drank a bottle of wine, sneezed, then peed a little bit. as i was babysitting, i had to wash my leggings and knickers in the sink and try to dry them in the microwave. 2 minutes later, my knickers were smoking and my leggings had no gusset. i had to sit in a sleeping bag until my mate knocked, then send her to my house to get me some clean clothes :(
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:24,
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Megafail.
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:25,
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i know.
but to be honest, if that was the most stupid thing i'd ever done, i'd be happy. it's not.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:27,
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But no prolonged heatyness.
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:19,
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true
but they're usually warm for long enough to heat your feet so that they, in turn, keep your slippers warm. either that, or you could rub deep heat into your feet.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:21,
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*Richard E Grants*
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:23,
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would
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:25,
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I love that bit from Withnail & I
(monkdagolabut how do you TURN a phrase?,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:30,
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withnail, you shouldn't mix your drinks!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:32,
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(printmeisterhttp://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:07,
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I say!
(xXxPrincess_PainxXxI Am not sarah palin lol! :D,
Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:07,
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