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[challenge entry] Bush's legacy - helping Americans have a decent health system
(hypernation, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 3:11, archived)
# JOHN MCCAIN::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 3:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoast - Killer Mccain Zombie Rampage
(hypernation, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)
# I likes
could Imagine Kong edited more into Obama...... but then I is lacking sleeps
(angriestangel, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)
# Good point
I consider half-baked efforts a virue...
(hypernation, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:34, archived)
# that is because you are a racist.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:40, archived)
# nice
but his tongue is making me feel sick :(

g'night board
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:47, archived)
# Is this Zombie enough?


Click for bigger (69KB)

Did this for a friend a few weeks ago, she replied by editing me at the bottom of the sea being eaten by Pirhanas
(angriestangel, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:09, archived)
# PHWOAR!!!!
Would!

Nicely done

Also: G'night b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Thankies
Jeez that was quick!!!!!!! here was her revenge on me..... Fragile-yet-CunNINg.deviantart.com/art/Sleeps-with-Fishies-100620425 still got water in ears
(angriestangel, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:14, archived)
# hahahahahhahahahaha!
she's made you look like charles hawtrey!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:17, archived)
# JEEEEEZ!!!!!!
I see what you mean
(angriestangel, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)
# heheh
i fucking love charles hawtrey, he's like a happy little gay leprechaun
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)
# no, she looks far too placid
nice work on the necrotic tit, though
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)
# Ahhhhh did you never get told???????
Its always the quiet ones you have to watch for......
(angriestangel, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)
# i got told
it's the quiet ones that won't tell the police
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)
# Nahhhhh thats the dead ones..... everyone knows...
Ooooops umm wrong window... Soz...
(angriestangel, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:22, archived)
# i like it when they lie still like that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:27, archived)
# I'm cold and there are wolves after me.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 3:05, archived)
# Would
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:16, archived)
# Thankies Kindly
Most certainly I would
(angriestangel, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:23, archived)
# lily allen let herself go a bit eh?
You may have a Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:17, archived)
# Thankies for the Woo!
My first ever post on here, you guys and gals make me feel inadequate.....
(angriestangel, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:24, archived)
#  
*looks down at epiphany's sheep pic*
*looks up*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)
# Wow!
Nicely done :D
Welcome to b3ta :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:55, archived)
# Thankies kindly
Have FEARSHIT as requested
(angriestangel, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)
# How did she hut hurself?
I don't like when Young People hut themself.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 3:00, archived)
# YOUNG PEOPLE DO NOT HUT YOUSELF
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 3:06, archived)
# BABA YAGA CAN SUCK MY BALLS.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:04, archived)
# WORK THOSE MULES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 7:29, archived)
# Well it was breaking out of the high security lab
Them tin-openers can give ye a nasty nip
(angriestangel, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I'll shove this here then
(duck_p0rn, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 3:01, archived)
# heh, a barcode and biohazard flowers.
nice work.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:02, archived)
# ZOMBIE SHEEPS!


SHOW ME YOUR ZOMBIES

EDIT: OH FUCK I MISSED MY 10K
BOLLOCKS - NO NUDITY FOR YOU LOT :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Pfft!
And with that, night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)
# nighty night, little crimson fishie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)
# NIght sush
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)
# Me too
Night b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# WELL FUCK YOU THEN
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)
# zombie anything is better than ordinary stuffs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)
# >:(
I prefer sexing ordinary laydess not zombee laydees
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# really?
do you have my address?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:49, archived)
# No,
I dont
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)
# do you want it?
be warned, i have been known to sex men so severely that they have been in plaster for 6 months
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Im good thanks, Ive got 2 potential sexy laydees that want to sex me
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)
# showoff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Well one of them has been sexed, and now she wont leave me alone, the other one is in the pipeline
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)
# i had that with an ex
shag a virgin, you can never get rid of them! it's been 15 years, he still tells me he loves me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:02, archived)
# She's still got one of my jumpers and I want it back,
Which is quite annoying
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:03, archived)
# she's just using it to keep in touch with you
although she may lie in bed sniffing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:06, archived)
# haha probably
I dont mind tho, some sex is better then no sex
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:08, archived)
# i used to think that
after 12 years with a minger, i don't think that any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)
# He's lying.
On the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)
# Im actually not
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)
# For a change
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)
# i'm lying
on the bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)
# wankwankwank
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:04, archived)
# i will in a minute, don't rush me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:07, archived)
# And I can watch, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:08, archived)
# okay
but pay upfront this time!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:09, archived)
# TELL ME MORE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# hey, if loving zombies is wrong
man, i don't wanna be right.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:49, archived)
# wankcrywankwankcry
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)
# do you cry tears of lubrication?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)
# Case in point, why don't you ever see animal zombies?
Oh wait, Resident Evil had dogs din't they?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)
# Yes, bastard dogs ones that were so fast you couldnt hit them on the ps1 as it was so unresponsive
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# Ah, but the trick was all the monsters had set actions that you had to learn,
With the dogs once you shot one it was the moment just after the Grrr, then you shot it again, repeat till dead.

Oh, and have a zombie pearoast:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:48, archived)
# OH SHIT HE FUCKED YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:49, archived)
# AND THEN ATE HER!!
AND ALL AFTER HE KILLED HER!!!

IN THAT ORDER!!!!

CALL THE DAILY MAIL!!!!!!!1!!1one!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:52, archived)
# The Daily Mail would end up making that story a lot less interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# OH FUCK DAILY MAIL LOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)
# Oh NOW I see what people see in him!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# His windpipe?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# At last!
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:43, archived)
# Woof
Looks like the jobless schlep that is Russel Brand
(Bodski, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 3:25, archived)
# it took ages to get them looking right in the film
as they were covered in sheep's intestines and membranes, which they kept eating.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Dogs, awesomeness covered in fluff
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# i love the way
puppies look so amazed all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:52, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE PUPPIES
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)
# they make you go "aaaaawwwww!"
you can't help it, it's automatic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)
# I WANT ONE OF THESE
PUPPIES!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:02, archived)
# 2nd row, 1st pic
looks like cujo. that's a bit creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:05, archived)
# didn't 'i am legend' have zombie dogs?
i mean the book, not the film, which i never did see.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:06, archived)
# DRAW ODYSSEUS ON THE LONDON UNDERGROUND
STRUGGLING TO FIND HIS WAY HOME TO HIS LITTLE FLAT PLEASE!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)
# IM NOT A DRAWING MONKEY!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# OH NO?
DRAW MONKEY DRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Yeeeaahh I bet you're drawing aren't you!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)
# NO IM NOT
IM WATCHIN SOME SAS SHIT ON ITV1
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)
# you should have been watching
last man standing on bbc3
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:03, archived)
# I DONT HAVE FREEVIEW IN MY BEDROOM
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:04, archived)
# get it.
it's the same price as 3 top-end jazz mags
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:08, archived)
# I cant be arsed
I R POOR, and xboxies gives me enough entertainment
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:10, archived)
# Does this count?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)
# HAHA YES!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# OH FUCK YES!
This is most good! MOST GOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# here is a zombie
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# :( You make me happy when I am sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)
# hes a mouse/person.
is that okay.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:52, archived)
# HE IS A CAT.
My whole existence on b3ta is pretty much copying you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)
# thats okay i copy lots of other people at times.
we are all copycats. we just have to use all the things we like and put them together differently. this is the key to success. also if you copy me then you are doing a better job than i am. i cant even tell but i still enjoy your work.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:22, archived)
# HAHAH YES!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)
# am I doing this right
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:05, archived)
# MOOEY, YOU'RE DOING IT TOO WELL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:07, archived)
# I claim my four Internets!
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:07, archived)
# FOUR? HAVE MY INTERNET FOR TWO WEEKS.
HAVE IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:09, archived)
# Zombie Walken
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)
# Nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:53, archived)
# Where's my grandfather's watch WALKEN?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)
# it's yours for free.
all you have to do is reach in and grab it.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:02, archived)
# OH FUCK OFF PSP
CRASH WHY DON'T YOU?
HOW AM I EVER TO FINISH MY ZOMBIE SHEEP?
*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)
# FINISH HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)
# Bleh, it's not even very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:35, archived)
# I greatly admire ...
... your zombie sheep cartoon.
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# OH HAI THERE GAYSHIFT

Any fucking suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# sexy nuns
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Sexing a nun would be well fun
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# It is the only way to get the bitches pregnant....
RAPELOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# They'd well enjoy it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# They do,
I know from personal experience ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# You fucked a nun!
Fucking A
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Unfortunately she was 80 and a watering can was needed....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# EVEN BETTER :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# LOLSENILERAPE!
I so hope that is my stats quote :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# Redsushi is a twat!
I want that as my stats quote :P
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:38, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# I am going to tell the Daily Mail about this!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)
# you are freddy krueger's dad
aicmfp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Whatever!
*rips bed sheets*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# noooo!
i need them for sexing men on!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Genuine LOL!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)
# lollage during sexing is a no-no
as are hand puppets
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# I am sure you would love
a sooty sweep up your soo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# only if matthew corbett wasn't involved in any way
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# He's like the British Chuck Norris!
erm, sort of.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# chuck norris doesn't use glove puppets
they would soften his killing blows
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)
# I GOT UP AN HOUR BEFORE YOU.
Suggestion: DANCE
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Yes but did you go to bed at 6am
after walking home in drag... I think not! :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# SUGGESTION:
DON'T DO THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# WE MADE THE MYSTERY MACHINE!!!
I WAS DAPHNE, ON THE WALK DOWN A CHAV CAR DROVE PAST AND FROM BEHIND I HEARD:
"GET YOUR TITS OUT FOR THE.... OH FUCK ITS A MAN!"
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# pics or...
oh fuck it, just show us the pics!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)
# I didnt take any :(
And the people who took them havent uploaded them to facefuck yet :(
It makes me sad
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)
# it makes me sad, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)
# Hopefully there will be some tomorrow
I made quite a sexy lady
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# i find it odd
that quite a few men make very attractive women when they're all dragged up.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Hahaha!
One of my mates who went as velma said I was the ugliest woman he'd ever seen, however A: he looked like someones aunty and
B: some of the girls on the social said they'd seen uglier
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# show him a picture of jocelyn wildenstein
and watch him eat his words
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Hahahaha fuck!!!
I was not expecting that!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# she's like the spanish inquisition
nobody expects her.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# my mum hates drag queens
cos they always have great legs.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)
# this is true
and quite annoying. if i tried to wear the same bloody spike heels that they do, i'd break my neck!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)
# LOLSTALKER!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# How do you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Read your fucking post dick!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Read his fucking alt text cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# I FUCKING DID YOU LITTLE ARROGANT TWAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)
# Hahah don't get your knickers in a twist!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)
# Ok,
if I promise to not get my knickers in a twist, will you promise to not act like a dick so often?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)
# I don't get what's gotten you so riled!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)
# He obviously didnt read the alt text
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I've got a suggestion!
LISTEN TO DAVID BYRNE AND DIZZEE RASCAL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# if im out on my own, dance with me etc...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# naked, muscular, oiled men
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# I fucking wish
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# so do i
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)
# I'm standing in the hall, I'm puking on the wall
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)
# With alan ball?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Lord and Lady Blah Blah, the vicar and the judge
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Judge jules or dredd?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)
# That sounds like a Roger Waters song.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)
# YES.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# FAT DHALSIM FTW!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)
# No, that´s Sanson.
This is Dhalsin:

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Is that a donk?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# No
Its a sheep with a cock on it as I am all out of hummus
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)
# I'm sorry. I can't type the letter g
Oh I did it.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# STOP BEING A FAGGOT IS MY SUGGESTION.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)
# FUCK YOUR MOTHER
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)
# FUCK YOU ARE MOTHER, NICHOLAI.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)
# FUCK MOTHER? AM SAM?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Suggestion:
zombie sheep!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# OH SHIT
ITS HALLOWEEN INNIT!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)
# Google says so, and Google never lies
NEVER
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)
# DECIEVED
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# nay?
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Pfft!
You may or may not be pleased to know that I am working on new landscapes for perusal.

I am also testing the veracity of adverts claims....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# i read that as advent clams
and, for a moment, thought you were touting some form of bizarre festive seafood.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)
# Pfft!
*sells*

Nah, just testing out whether what adverts claim are true. Starting with Lil Wayne....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# adverts are false
especially hubblegum ads.
THERE'S NO SUCH FUCKING WORD AS FUNBELEIVABUBBLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
# oh thanks for ruining that one for me
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)
# i hate when they invent stupid words
to sell crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)
# I don't know what Hubblegum is
and haven't seen the advert.

But I heard the son of a preacher man earlier claim that Lil Wayne has released an album that will change the face of Hip Hop, and the best Hip Hop album so far this cebtury or some such.

I am now listening to it, and no.

It is nothing on 2001.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Is it Tha Carter III?
I think it is good, but I can't say it's got the potential to change the face of Hip-Hop.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Aye,
I am fairly enjoying it, apart from his voice, but I am sure you will agree with me that it is nowhere near being as good as 2001 by Dre.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Agreed.
But still some blinding tracks, like Dr.Carter, Mr. Carter, Prostitute 2, Let the Beat Build, Got Money and Comfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# I have just got to Dr Carter and I really fucking like it!
I also enjoyed Comfortable a lot!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# i just invented humblegum
it's very christian
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# hubblegum
is bubblegum with added telescopes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# oh very good
*spangs anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)
# ha!
you reckoned without my face-side airbags!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# I AM CHRISTIAN
AND I SUPPORT THIS VENTURE WHOLEHEARTEDLY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# no brother let us not detract from the true meaning of the original post!

edit: this is NOT my horse
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)
# hubblegum
is the new big thing for this cebtury ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Is it?
Linkage?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# no link
it's purely conceptual.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Well they are the worst kind of adverts ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# apart from the subliminal ones.
i get those all the time, although i've never seen a product in the shops called "kill them all"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# I just invented Bumblegum
It'll give you a buzz.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# oh honey*
it's bringing me out in hives*
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)
# i invented burblegum
you can blow good bubbles with it, but it makes you talk shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# ^
this.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)
# same as it ever was.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)
# Pfft!
Is it Talking Heads night?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# every night is talking heads night
and if you like david byrne may i suggest you look up his collaboration with dizzee rascal
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# I really hope you are not shitting me!
Please gaz me a link!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyJR7QlRhM4

best warn people. is mildy nsfw as the video sees a lot of people getting naked, but all the naughty bits are covered up (it's the whole point of the vid)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)
# That is fucking ace!
I was never a fan of Dizzee until I saw him at V last year. He puts on a fucking good show.

He is a nice kid too.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)
# some of his stuff does nothing for me
but he's immensely talented and i have nothing against him.
love the fact that he turned up for the band aid 20 recording not knowing what they wanted him to do, wrote and recorded his first little rap within about 30 minutes, and then when they said "any chance of another couple of lines?" went back into a little room and came back out again ready to record 10 minutes later

much better than Bono's titting about with "I'm not letting that tit from the darkness sing my line. I'll record it in NY and send it over"
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Cool
It's always nice to hear about people who can actually fucking deliver.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# it is a beautiful horse though
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Why am I looking at not my horse?
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)
# OH SHIT, ITS ON THE LOOSE!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Super Repost Action Go!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)
# IS THIS CUBISM?
WELL?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# I want you to show me.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)
# *douses*
Oh. I thought you said shower.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)
# Lois?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# melanie griffith in jonathan demme's 'something wild'.
it had an uneven but fun soundtrack, highlighted by the loopy sister carol.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 6:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Vote for change.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
# This makes me think of cologne.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
# There's too much hair for
one image I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Well you made it
/Fresh Prince of Bel Air impersonation
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Bindun ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Unsurprisingly
:)

By whom?
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Not just this way,
but by The Great ARchitect. I'll find his post for you :D

Edit: Here you go: www.b3ta.com/board/8889379
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Ah... At least I was B3tan by
a better one. I love TGA's stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# TGA Rocks,
but you do too.

I miss the old days of b3ta when it was pretty much just ace stuff and the occasional troll :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Ha ha.. You are too kind and a
good liar. I'm with you, although the world
would be a much poorer place without DOCTOR
DYSLEXIA. It's a sad state of affairs when
I'm flicking through the compo entries and it's
his posts that make me giggle the most.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)
# Aye, I agree.
Although, his mental episode earlier annoyed me slightly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Jonathan looks like he just did a silent but deadly fart and is waiting for the smell to hit Russell...
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)
# the look on ross' face says
"yeah, he's my man. he makes sweet, sweet love to no-one but me"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)
# as one commentatar said
if it hadn't have been broadcast on the hour every hour by the BBC news frenzy fewer people would have been offended
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Fuck yes...
Apparently two people had complained by the time the broadcast actually finished... 1500 a week later following the daily Hate
Mail article - now 30,000. That's Britain for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)
# It was 2 by the monday after the air date,
9 by the end of that week.

*Daily Hate article*

1500 and such....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)
# it's sad but true that (shock horror) it was the daily mail that first ran the story!!
no sensationalism there then
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)
[challenge entry] If you want to be president put your hand up, put it up real high.


Click for bigger (125KB)
(max0000000000000 jokes, jokes, jokes, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)
#
Stop! In the naaame of looove!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Love?
SOCIALIST REDISTRIBUTIONIST
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
# Hasn't got the same ring though.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Ring?
NO TO FAG MARRIAGE


oh, etc, etc
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
[challenge entry] A Fish etc
(syncmaster, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)
# :]

Click for bigger
Click for more
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)
# nice!
looks like me as a teenager
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH!!
That's Caewan's girlfriend!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# that he's got a girlfriend
or that she's let you see pics?


;)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Hahah sorry I edited :P
The joke is that a while ago I insisted Caewan fancies Smash Monkey, which he denied.
I keep on reminding him, and now this new information has come to light.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)
# i see
if i was as close to cornwall as i used to be i'd be heading down with a pan to spang your brains out

be thankful young one
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
# bugger.
that explains his persistent lust for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
# phwaor
*I looked good as a teenager too*
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)
# i was a dirty, dirty teenager.
it was fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Me too
I was a filthy male whore, or so I thought. Bollocks. It hasn't worked since. I blame Russell Brand
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)
# yeah
seeing his weird little head as it hove into view would put me off, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# obviously you haven't seen
my weird little head (and I'm talking cranium). It was the topic of the day when I met some of the Popbitch regulars about 5 years ago.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)
# no
no i haven't.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# Basically
bunch of cunts in denial and with expense accounts for taxis. That's the Popbitch people. I just have the shrunken head.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)
# i want expense account taxis
but not a shrunken head
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# I think
they're mutually exclusive. You can't order a taxi so that your head can't be accommodated on the roof with these "Oh I have an account with Addison Lee" people.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# i only order them
to go to bingo on thursday nights
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# anyway, enough of this shit
congrats on your weight loss and may you achieve what you want.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# np
I understand eating and weight issues, so when I see a success I applaud it, no matter how it's achieved.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)
# it's taking some getting used to
i just wish chairs weren't getting so uncomfortable! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)
# *sigh*
You're getting better and better.

Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)
# That's quite ace.
I like the cropping also.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
# Thanks :]
That's the original size of the image, though.
It was small and blurry and crap :P
I did my best!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
# i think you'd be better saving it as a .png
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)
# I was going to, but I figured internet explorer people may have trouble.
I usually don't care, but I like this one :]

And I was referring to the original image, not this one. This one's fine.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# i think the i.e problems are from a few years ago
surely they must have sorted it by now.

edit. only ie6 is affected
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Oh ok.
I think Google Chrome might have trouble, too, but I've not really looked into it.
That browser's so broken it's comical.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
# I thought it was only the transparancy that didn't work in IE6 though.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Oh,
FUCK YOU MAN! YOU CHEAT ME!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# NOCROPPYCROPPY!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# It looks good cropped actually;
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)
# it's like looking in a mirror
a mirror of TIME
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Go back in time.
;]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# if only i could
*dreams of long-past sex*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Hahahahah!
You said "sex"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)
# said, yes.
did, no.
not for a long time :(
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)
# Aww nooo!
Don't go all K3b/-\b on me D:
I'm sure you'll have sex again soon.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)
# me too.
round about the 15th of this month.
i have a cunning plan...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Oh really?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)
# yes, really.
clean sheets are on standby.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# so did you
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# HAHAHAH WOW
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)
# very nice :D
what is reflected in the sunglasses?
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)
# caewan's cock ring
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)
# A figure with a flash camera :]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# tis very woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Kallus!
Hello :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Good evening to ya!
:) Oh actually it is morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)
# It is! :D
How're you?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)
# I am tired and wearing a cowboy hat.
I really don't like the light from those energy saving bulbs, but with the hat on I can convert squinting energy into staying-awake-for-another-half-hour energy. Scninence™ :D
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# That's a very good plan.
I'll go and find my hat :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Oh look!
Clever Mr ClanSoul done drawed a person!
(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# It's true.
All of it.
:O
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
#
drawtrac
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Actually I don't think this could be called a tracing.
The image was a blurred mess, most of this one I made up based on what I could see through my squinting.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Whatever,
I spend most of my time squinting anyway as I can never find my glasses if I take them off.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# Pff
Velma.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Nice reflection
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)
# Cheers :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Thats awesome. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:07, archived)
# Beautiful
Great effect on the glasses!
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:17, archived)
# Jonathan Gnops..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# as a lience payer i must say that this offends me
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# as someone who's trying to get
the refund they're entitled to from tv licencsing i must say that your offence offends me
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# well alltough i commend you as not everyone needs a "licence"
i feel offended that you would feel offense due to my feeling of offense
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# tough titties turkleton
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)
# *has inner running monologue*
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)
# Jackie Gnops.
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# classic
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# shopped pictures only
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# I am morally outraged
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
# The authority on gnops...

www.gnops.org/

/nothing new under the sun

(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Happy Halloween! Have a Robbie Zombie!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Only shopped pic please...
Woo
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# Nicely done!
But isn't Rob Zombie like a music producer or something?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# he also
thinks of himself as a film director
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
# He is indeed,
that was the pun...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)
# He's
fucking useless full stop. Nice name, no talent.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)
# Would.
Excellent 'shopping mind!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
# *glees*
i do love zombies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# my feet are cold
somebody invent hot water bottle slippers please
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# Mine too.
*puts feets on radiator*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
# its sad that in this day and age its too expensive to put the radiator on
bunch of cunts. hopefully free energy or hot water bottle slippers will come along soon.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)
# Or bring the sun closer to us!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# or some kind of device that transfers the permenant warmth of the crotch area
down towards the feet. that isn't pissing yourself. i have some great idea sometimes.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
# Leg length piss bag?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)
# that would be a catheter bag.
great for squirting cats with tepid piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# Thanks, I usually google stuff, but I really can't be fucked right now.
And I thought it was along those lines.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)
# i was thinking more along the lines of an extractor fan type thing
to bellow the warmth down the legs to where it is needed
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
# ooh, yes
my legs are feeling warmer just thinking about it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)
# cath bags
are fucking annoying and there's no decent straps available to keep them attached to your leg

luckily i've never had one burst on me, just had to empty a couple
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)
# the velcro straps they come with are shit.
i had to suffer one for a year, they're damned uncomfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# you should try
attaching one to a patient who has just had a joint replaced, and hasn't been out of bed for 2 days
and doesn't help at all when you try and strap it on
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# bugger that
i won't even change a baby's nappy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)
# haha
luckily i was never allowed to catherterise a patient. that's what i get for not doing nursing :(

as for nappies, when i have kids i'll step up to the mark, but until then the parents need to take responsibility for what they're feeding their kids.
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)
# I'm thinking of getting one to fill up with vodka for the clubs.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)
# make sure it's a new one.
best bet is to ask a nurse or HCA you know to nick one from work, they may not be able to get the tubing though
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)
# if you cook your tea in the oven
put your slippers in the bottom of the oven when you've turned the gas off. leave them for 5 minutes, they'll be toasty warm.
if your feet smell, though, your next meal may well taste of foot.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)
# i microwaved a pair of socks once
in an effort to dry them before work = singed sockies
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)
# bad idea.
i once drank a bottle of wine, sneezed, then peed a little bit. as i was babysitting, i had to wash my leggings and knickers in the sink and try to dry them in the microwave.
2 minutes later, my knickers were smoking and my leggings had no gusset. i had to sit in a sleeping bag until my mate knocked, then send her to my house to get me some clean clothes :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)
# Megafail.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# i know.
but to be honest, if that was the most stupid thing i'd ever done, i'd be happy.
it's not.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)
# But no prolonged heatyness.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)
# true
but they're usually warm for long enough to heat your feet so that they, in turn, keep your slippers warm.
either that, or you could rub deep heat into your feet.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
# *Richard E Grants*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# I love that bit from Withnail & I
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)
# withnail, you shouldn't mix your drinks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I say!
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Is it well known who you are yet?
Or are you still OOOOOH A MYSTERYYYY?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# Oh you're back again are you shit stain?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# That would only take a tiny...
*blows*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
# My
what a big one!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)
# oh hai hat
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
# Haha.
Stovepipe!


That shouldn't be funny. So why am I laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# TOP HAT, YOU'RE SO BIG!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)
# I'd like to know where you keep your rabbits.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)
# admirable hat
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)
# haha!
I do hope he rides one of those huge penny farthings.
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)
# BIGGER IS POSHER
AND THIS IS VERY POSH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Toppermost hat!
 
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)
[challenge entry] My first ever image challenge entry! (I think)
My first ever proper one, anyway.


Click for bigger (237KB)
(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# if it's an image challenge entry
it'd be a good idea to compo it.

EDIT: damn your sneaky ninja-ing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# ...
Haha! See! Realize your foolishness!
(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# i realised it long ago
i just decided to embrace rather than shun it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)
# This board was built on an ancient indian burial ground and you are disturbing the spirits
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Lo Dr Dyslexia!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Thats about right XD
(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I still think your all gay.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# aaaah
it's a PNG

wondered how you'd managed to make it so big

at least you managed to find the b3ta uploader.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Lucky you labeled it
If you'd simply coloured it brown, I would have been lost.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# I really hoope this wins
(hypernation, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
# I really hope this wins
(hypernation, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Premature victory dance!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Will you please stop making sense :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)
# *awaits alizée version*
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Woo & yay to that :)
(ptet is happy, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)
# The start of a tshirt design for Family Force 5.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
#
I'm glad i'm bald.
(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# Oh.
I'm not bald. *shrug*
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# not even, you know,
down there?...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)
# You should use this
here instead.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)
# If you save transparent stuff as .png instead of a .gif, the edges won't be aliased.
One of the decent parts of the new filesizes.


The one on the left looks like he can't be bothered to keep dying his hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)
# That damned animal...


Click for bigger (34KB)
(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Hung like a mule!
Goodbye.
(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# I'd be completely ashamed to draw that badly and post it
but then again I'm a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# This outrage thing still going?

With apologies to Gilliam.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# anglican slags ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)
# bit too fast,
but good
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Maybe you're just shit at reading?
I found leeds better myself. *groan*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# leeds is infitely better
as it is in the north
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
# Added two seconds, for legibility :)
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
# sawted
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)
# And, have another.
Hannah is, by the way, one of my little sister's friend who is always "round our house" so to speak. She pisses me off.


Not my dog
Click for bigger (112KB)
(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# FIRST!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)
# Is Hannah fit
Can I fuck Hannah?
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# since he's barely into his teens
i doubt she's legal
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# If there's grass on the field
Stick your cock in the field
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# haha, you fuck fields!
grasshumper!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)
# prefer the slightly more subtle
if there's grass on the wicket
let's play cricket.


but there's not many 8 year olds who've hit puberty Mr Gadd
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)
# why am i looking at a dog that's not yours?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)
# I don't know
Why ARE you looking at a dog that's not yours?
(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# my dog is not my dog.
it is my cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)
# ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# no, that was last night.
i didn't eat the chilli soup tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)
# hhaahah,
you are my new favorite user now. lets be friends.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)
# shouldn't you be in bed
this late?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)
# Technically
I am
(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)
# With Hannah?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)
# Hannah?
Hannah?

who the fuck is Hannah?
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)
# Hannah?
What's the matter?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Your all gay
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# Ah, we now see that this a half term blog spot....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# Ah, now it makes sense.
Half term sleepover, and his sister's friend has just turned him down.

Mr Idiot, I'm afraid it's simply a rite of passage. Have a wank and go to bed.
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Are you Hannah?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)
# The adventures of NOSE BLOKE!
(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Doctor Dyslexia?
Oh, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)
# does he unroll it
and play it like a flute?

EDIT: anyone else just see the end of dead set?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Yes
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)
# reminds me of night of the living dead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)
# Well, he could
In fact, this may be one of his many amazing magical powers in future episodes. Thanks you.
(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)
# he could also use it as a garden sprinkler.
he could be the mighty nose, going wherever people are in need of his nasal talents.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)
# HIS NOSE IS SUPERTEDS BEST FRIEND!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)
# this is actually really sweet.
thank you for allowing me to look at this picture.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Maybe his nose had just grow.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)

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