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Bush's legacy - helping Americans have a decent health system

(hypernation, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 3:11, archived)

JOHN MCCAIN::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::

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d d, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 3:29, archived)

Pearoast - Killer Mccain Zombie Rampage

(hypernation, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:25, archived)

I likes

could Imagine Kong edited more into Obama...... but then I is lacking sleeps

(angriestangel, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:29, archived)

Good point

I consider half-baked efforts a virue...

(hypernation, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:34, archived)

that is because you are a racist.

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d d, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:40, archived)

nice

but his tongue is making me feel sick :(

g'night board

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:47, archived)

Is this Zombie enough?

Click for bigger (69KB)

Did this for a friend a few weeks ago, she replied by editing me at the bottom of the sea being eaten by Pirhanas

(angriestangel, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:09, archived)

PHWOAR!!!!

Would!

Nicely done

Also: G'night b3ta

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:10, archived)

Thankies

Jeez that was quick!!!!!!! here was her revenge on me..... Fragile-yet-CunNINg.deviantart.com/art/Sleeps-with-Fishies-100620425 still got water in ears

(angriestangel, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:14, archived)

hahahahahhahahahaha!

she's made you look like charles hawtrey!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:17, archived)

JEEEEEZ!!!!!!

I see what you mean

(angriestangel, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:21, archived)

heheh

i fucking love charles hawtrey, he's like a happy little gay leprechaun

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:28, archived)

no, she looks far too placid

nice work on the necrotic tit, though

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:13, archived)

Ahhhhh did you never get told???????

Its always the quiet ones you have to watch for......

(angriestangel, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:15, archived)

i got told

it's the quiet ones that won't tell the police

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:18, archived)

Nahhhhh thats the dead ones..... everyone knows...

Ooooops umm wrong window... Soz...

(angriestangel, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:22, archived)

i like it when they lie still like that

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:27, archived)

I'm cold and there are wolves after me.

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ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 3:05, archived)

Would

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:16, archived)

Thankies Kindly

Most certainly I would

(angriestangel, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:23, archived)

lily allen let herself go a bit eh?

You may have a Woo!

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TBL I posted this on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:17, archived)

Thankies for the Woo!

My first ever post on here, you guys and gals make me feel inadequate.....

(angriestangel, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:24, archived)

*looks down at epiphany's sheep pic*
*looks up*
:)

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:36, archived)

Wow!

Nicely done :D
Welcome to b3ta :]

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ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:55, archived)

Thankies kindly

Have FEARSHIT as requested

(angriestangel, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:47, archived)

How did she hut hurself?

I don't like when Young People hut themself.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 3:00, archived)

YOUNG PEOPLE DO NOT HUT YOUSELF

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 3:06, archived)

BABA YAGA CAN SUCK MY BALLS.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:04, archived)

WORK THOSE MULES

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 7:29, archived)

Well it was breaking out of the high security lab

Them tin-openers can give ye a nasty nip

(angriestangel, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 14:50, archived)

I'll shove this here then

(duck_p0rn, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 3:01, archived)

heh, a barcode and biohazard flowers.

nice work.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:02, archived)

ZOMBIE SHEEPS!

SHOW ME YOUR ZOMBIES

EDIT: OH FUCK I MISSED MY 10K
BOLLOCKS - NO NUDITY FOR YOU LOT :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)

Pfft!

And with that, night all!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)

nighty night, little crimson fishie

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)

NIght sush

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)

Me too

Night b3ta!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)

No.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)

WELL FUCK YOU THEN

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)

zombie anything is better than ordinary stuffs

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)

>:(

I prefer sexing ordinary laydess not zombee laydees

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)

really?

do you have my address?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:49, archived)

No,

I dont

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)

do you want it?

be warned, i have been known to sex men so severely that they have been in plaster for 6 months

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)

Im good thanks, Ive got 2 potential sexy laydees that want to sex me

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)

showoff

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)

Hahahaha!

Well one of them has been sexed, and now she wont leave me alone, the other one is in the pipeline

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)

i had that with an ex

shag a virgin, you can never get rid of them! it's been 15 years, he still tells me he loves me.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:02, archived)

She's still got one of my jumpers and I want it back,

Which is quite annoying

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:03, archived)

she's just using it to keep in touch with you

although she may lie in bed sniffing it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:06, archived)

haha probably

I dont mind tho, some sex is better then no sex

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:08, archived)

i used to think that

after 12 years with a minger, i don't think that any more.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:11, archived)

He's lying.

On the internet.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)

Im actually not

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)

For a change

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:00, archived)

i'm lying

on the bed.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)

wankwankwank

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Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:04, archived)

i will in a minute, don't rush me!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:07, archived)

And I can watch, right?

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Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:08, archived)

okay

but pay upfront this time!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:09, archived)

TELL ME MORE.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)

hey, if loving zombies is wrong

man, i don't wanna be right.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:49, archived)

wankcrywankwankcry

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Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)

do you cry tears of lubrication?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)

Case in point, why don't you ever see animal zombies?

Oh wait, Resident Evil had dogs din't they?

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..wil, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)

Yes, bastard dogs ones that were so fast you couldnt hit them on the ps1 as it was so unresponsive

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)

Ah, but the trick was all the monsters had set actions that you had to learn,

With the dogs once you shot one it was the moment just after the Grrr, then you shot it again, repeat till dead.

Oh, and have a zombie pearoast:

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..wil, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:48, archived)

OH SHIT HE FUCKED YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:49, archived)

AND THEN ATE HER!!

AND ALL AFTER HE KILLED HER!!!

IN THAT ORDER!!!!

CALL THE DAILY MAIL!!!!!!!1!!1one!

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..wil, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:52, archived)

The Daily Mail would end up making that story a lot less interesting.

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ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)

OH FUCK DAILY MAIL LOLS!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)

Oh NOW I see what people see in him!

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ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)

His windpipe?

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..wil, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)

At last!

(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:43, archived)

Woof

Looks like the jobless schlep that is Russel Brand

(Bodski, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 3:25, archived)

it took ages to get them looking right in the film

as they were covered in sheep's intestines and membranes, which they kept eating.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)

Hahaha

Dogs, awesomeness covered in fluff

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)

i love the way

puppies look so amazed all the time

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:52, archived)

I FUCKING LOVE PUPPIES

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:58, archived)

they make you go "aaaaawwwww!"

you can't help it, it's automatic

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:59, archived)

I WANT ONE OF THESE

PUPPIES!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:02, archived)

2nd row, 1st pic

looks like cujo. that's a bit creepy.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:05, archived)

didn't 'i am legend' have zombie dogs?

i mean the book, not the film, which i never did see.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:06, archived)

DRAW ODYSSEUS ON THE LONDON UNDERGROUND

STRUGGLING TO FIND HIS WAY HOME TO HIS LITTLE FLAT PLEASE!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)

IM NOT A DRAWING MONKEY!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)

OH NO?

DRAW MONKEY DRAW!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:50, archived)

Yeeeaahh I bet you're drawing aren't you!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:56, archived)

NO IM NOT

IM WATCHIN SOME SAS SHIT ON ITV1

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:01, archived)

you should have been watching

last man standing on bbc3

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:03, archived)

I DONT HAVE FREEVIEW IN MY BEDROOM

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:04, archived)

get it.

it's the same price as 3 top-end jazz mags

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:08, archived)

I cant be arsed

I R POOR, and xboxies gives me enough entertainment

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:10, archived)

Does this count?

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)

HAHA YES!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)

OH FUCK YES!

This is most good! MOST GOOD!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)

here is a zombie

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d d, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)

:( You make me happy when I am sad.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:46, archived)

hes a mouse/person.

is that okay.

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d d, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:52, archived)

HE IS A CAT.

My whole existence on b3ta is pretty much copying you.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:54, archived)

thats okay i copy lots of other people at times.

we are all copycats. we just have to use all the things we like and put them together differently. this is the key to success. also if you copy me then you are doing a better job than i am. i cant even tell but i still enjoy your work.

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d d, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:22, archived)

HAHAH YES!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:47, archived)

am I doing this right

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moohalaa, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:05, archived)

MOOEY, YOU'RE DOING IT TOO WELL.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:07, archived)

I claim my four Internets!

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moohalaa, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:07, archived)

FOUR? HAVE MY INTERNET FOR TWO WEEKS.

HAVE IT.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:09, archived)

Zombie Walken

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Shiksa, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:51, archived)

Nicely done

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:53, archived)

Where's my grandfather's watch WALKEN?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)

it's yours for free.

all you have to do is reach in and grab it.

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Shiksa, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:02, archived)

OH FUCK OFF PSP

CRASH WHY DON'T YOU?
HOW AM I EVER TO FINISH MY ZOMBIE SHEEP?
*weeps*

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:55, archived)

FINISH HIM!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:57, archived)

Bleh, it's not even very good.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 2:35, archived)

I greatly admire ...

... your zombie sheep cartoon.

(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)

OH HAI THERE GAYSHIFT

Any fucking suggestions?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)

sexy nuns

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AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)

Sexing a nun would be well fun

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)

It is the only way to get the bitches pregnant....

RAPELOLS!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)

They'd well enjoy it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)

They do,

I know from personal experience ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)

You fucked a nun!

Fucking A
:D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)

Unfortunately she was 80 and a watering can was needed....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)

EVEN BETTER :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)

LOLSENILERAPE!

I so hope that is my stats quote :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)

Redsushi is a twat!

I want that as my stats quote :P

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:38, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)

I am going to tell the Daily Mail about this!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:43, archived)

you are freddy krueger's dad

aicmfp

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)

Whatever!

*rips bed sheets*

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)

noooo!

i need them for sexing men on!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)

Genuine LOL!

;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:24, archived)

lollage during sexing is a no-no

as are hand puppets

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)

I am sure you would love

a sooty sweep up your soo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)

only if matthew corbett wasn't involved in any way

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)

He's like the British Chuck Norris!

erm, sort of.

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)

chuck norris doesn't use glove puppets

they would soften his killing blows

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:42, archived)

I GOT UP AN HOUR BEFORE YOU.

Suggestion: DANCE

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ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)

Yes but did you go to bed at 6am

after walking home in drag... I think not! :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)

SUGGESTION:

DON'T DO THAT.

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ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)

WE MADE THE MYSTERY MACHINE!!!

I WAS DAPHNE, ON THE WALK DOWN A CHAV CAR DROVE PAST AND FROM BEHIND I HEARD:
"GET YOUR TITS OUT FOR THE.... OH FUCK ITS A MAN!"

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)

pics or...

oh fuck it, just show us the pics!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:18, archived)

I didnt take any :(

And the people who took them havent uploaded them to facefuck yet :(
It makes me sad

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)

it makes me sad, too

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:21, archived)

Hopefully there will be some tomorrow

I made quite a sexy lady

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)

i find it odd

that quite a few men make very attractive women when they're all dragged up.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:26, archived)

Hahaha!

One of my mates who went as velma said I was the ugliest woman he'd ever seen, however A: he looked like someones aunty and
B: some of the girls on the social said they'd seen uglier

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)

show him a picture of jocelyn wildenstein

and watch him eat his words

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)

Hahahaha fuck!!!

I was not expecting that!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)

she's like the spanish inquisition

nobody expects her.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)

my mum hates drag queens

cos they always have great legs.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:28, archived)

this is true

and quite annoying. if i tried to wear the same bloody spike heels that they do, i'd break my neck!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:32, archived)

LOLSTALKER!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)

How do you mean?

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ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)

Read your fucking post dick!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)

Read his fucking alt text cunt!

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ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)

I FUCKING DID YOU LITTLE ARROGANT TWAT!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:39, archived)

Hahah don't get your knickers in a twist!

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ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:41, archived)

Ok,

if I promise to not get my knickers in a twist, will you promise to not act like a dick so often?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)

I don't get what's gotten you so riled!

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ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:45, archived)

He obviously didnt read the alt text

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:25, archived)

I've got a suggestion!

LISTEN TO DAVID BYRNE AND DIZZEE RASCAL!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)

if im out on my own, dance with me etc...

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)

naked, muscular, oiled men

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)

I fucking wish

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)

so do i

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)

I'm standing in the hall, I'm puking on the wall

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:16, archived)

With alan ball?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)

Lord and Lady Blah Blah, the vicar and the judge

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)

Judge jules or dredd?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:23, archived)

That sounds like a Roger Waters song.

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ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:37, archived)

YES.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)

FAT DHALSIM FTW!!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:20, archived)

No, that´s Sanson.

This is Dhalsin:

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)

Is that a donk?

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)

Its a sheep with a cock on it as I am all out of hummus

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:27, archived)

I'm sorry. I can't type the letter g

Oh I did it.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)

STOP BEING A FAGGOT IS MY SUGGESTION.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:30, archived)

FUCK YOUR MOTHER

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)

FUCK YOU ARE MOTHER, NICHOLAI.

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Ttssattsr, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:33, archived)

FUCK MOTHER? AM SAM?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:34, archived)

Suggestion:

zombie sheep!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)

OH SHIT

ITS HALLOWEEN INNIT!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:36, archived)

Google says so, and Google never lies

NEVER

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:40, archived)

DECIEVED

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)

nay?

woo :D

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)

Pfft!

You may or may not be pleased to know that I am working on new landscapes for perusal.

I am also testing the veracity of adverts claims....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)

i read that as advent clams

and, for a moment, thought you were touting some form of bizarre festive seafood.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)

Pfft!

*sells*

Nah, just testing out whether what adverts claim are true. Starting with Lil Wayne....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)

adverts are false

especially hubblegum ads.
THERE'S NO SUCH FUCKING WORD AS FUNBELEIVABUBBLE!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)

oh thanks for ruining that one for me

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)

i hate when they invent stupid words

to sell crap.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)

I don't know what Hubblegum is

and haven't seen the advert.

But I heard the son of a preacher man earlier claim that Lil Wayne has released an album that will change the face of Hip Hop, and the best Hip Hop album so far this cebtury or some such.

I am now listening to it, and no.

It is nothing on 2001.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)

Is it Tha Carter III?

I think it is good, but I can't say it's got the potential to change the face of Hip-Hop.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)

Aye,

I am fairly enjoying it, apart from his voice, but I am sure you will agree with me that it is nowhere near being as good as 2001 by Dre.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)

Agreed.

But still some blinding tracks, like Dr.Carter, Mr. Carter, Prostitute 2, Let the Beat Build, Got Money and Comfortable.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)

I have just got to Dr Carter and I really fucking like it!

I also enjoyed Comfortable a lot!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)

i just invented humblegum

it's very christian

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)

hubblegum

is bubblegum with added telescopes

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)

oh very good

*spangs anyway*

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)

ha!

you reckoned without my face-side airbags!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)

I AM CHRISTIAN

AND I SUPPORT THIS VENTURE WHOLEHEARTEDLY!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)

no brother let us not detract from the true meaning of the original post!

edit: this is NOT my horse

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:05, archived)

hubblegum

is the new big thing for this cebtury ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)

Is it?

Linkage?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)

no link

it's purely conceptual.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)

Well they are the worst kind of adverts ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)

apart from the subliminal ones.

i get those all the time, although i've never seen a product in the shops called "kill them all"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)

I just invented Bumblegum

It'll give you a buzz.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)

oh honey*

it's bringing me out in hives*

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:12, archived)

i invented burblegum

you can blow good bubbles with it, but it makes you talk shit

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)

this.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)

same as it ever was.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)

Pfft!

Is it Talking Heads night?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)

every night is talking heads night

and if you like david byrne may i suggest you look up his collaboration with dizzee rascal

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)

I really hope you are not shitting me!

Please gaz me a link!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyJR7QlRhM4

best warn people. is mildy nsfw as the video sees a lot of people getting naked, but all the naughty bits are covered up (it's the whole point of the vid)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:08, archived)

That is fucking ace!

I was never a fan of Dizzee until I saw him at V last year. He puts on a fucking good show.

He is a nice kid too.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:15, archived)

some of his stuff does nothing for me

but he's immensely talented and i have nothing against him.
love the fact that he turned up for the band aid 20 recording not knowing what they wanted him to do, wrote and recorded his first little rap within about 30 minutes, and then when they said "any chance of another couple of lines?" went back into a little room and came back out again ready to record 10 minutes later

much better than Bono's titting about with "I'm not letting that tit from the darkness sing my line. I'll record it in NY and send it over"

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:17, archived)

Cool

It's always nice to hear about people who can actually fucking deliver.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:31, archived)

YES

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)

it is a beautiful horse though

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)

Why am I looking at not my horse?

(

AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)

Oh.

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ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)

OH SHIT, ITS ON THE LOOSE!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)

Super Repost Action Go!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:35, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)

IS THIS CUBISM?

WELL?

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ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)

I want you to show me.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:57, archived)

*douses*

Oh. I thought you said shower.

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ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:14, archived)

Lois?

Woo!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)

melanie griffith in jonathan demme's 'something wild'.

it had an uneven but fun soundtrack, highlighted by the loopy sister carol.

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postbear has metal knees, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 6:07, archived)

Vote for change.

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Collatallie Sisters, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)

This makes me think of cologne.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)

There's too much hair for

one image I reckon.

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Collatallie Sisters, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)

Well you made it

/Fresh Prince of Bel Air impersonation

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)

Bindun ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)

Unsurprisingly

:)

By whom?

(

Collatallie Sisters, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)

Not just this way,

but by The Great ARchitect. I'll find his post for you :D

Edit: Here you go: www.b3ta.com/board/8889379

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)

Ah... At least I was B3tan by

a better one. I love TGA's stuff!

(

Collatallie Sisters, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)

TGA Rocks,

but you do too.

I miss the old days of b3ta when it was pretty much just ace stuff and the occasional troll :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)

Ha ha.. You are too kind and a

good liar. I'm with you, although the world
would be a much poorer place without DOCTOR
DYSLEXIA. It's a sad state of affairs when
I'm flicking through the compo entries and it's
his posts that make me giggle the most.

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Collatallie Sisters, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)

Aye, I agree.

Although, his mental episode earlier annoyed me slightly :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)

Jonathan looks like he just did a silent but deadly fart and is waiting for the smell to hit Russell...

(

Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)

the look on ross' face says

"yeah, he's my man. he makes sweet, sweet love to no-one but me"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:40, archived)

as one commentatar said

if it hadn't have been broadcast on the hour every hour by the BBC news frenzy fewer people would have been offended

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)

Fuck yes...

Apparently two people had complained by the time the broadcast actually finished... 1500 a week later following the daily Hate
Mail article - now 30,000. That's Britain for you.

(

Collatallie Sisters, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:48, archived)

It was 2 by the monday after the air date,

9 by the end of that week.

*Daily Hate article*

1500 and such....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:49, archived)

it's sad but true that (shock horror) it was the daily mail that first ran the story!!

no sensationalism there then

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:52, archived)

If you want to be president put your hand up, put it up real high.

Click for bigger (125KB)

(max0000000000000 jokes, jokes, jokes, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)

Stop! In the naaame of looove!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)

Love?

SOCIALIST REDISTRIBUTIONIST

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)

Hasn't got the same ring though.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)

Ring?

NO TO FAG MARRIAGE

oh, etc, etc

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAH

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ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)

Hahahahahahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)

A Fish etc

(syncmaster, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:59, archived)

Click for bigger
Click for more

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ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)

nice!

looks like me as a teenager

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAH!!

That's Caewan's girlfriend!

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ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)

that he's got a girlfriend

or that she's let you see pics?

;)

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

Hahah sorry I edited :P

The joke is that a while ago I insisted Caewan fancies Smash Monkey, which he denied.
I keep on reminding him, and now this new information has come to light.

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ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)

i see

if i was as close to cornwall as i used to be i'd be heading down with a pan to spang your brains out

be thankful young one

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)

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ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)

bugger.

that explains his persistent lust for me.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)

phwaor

*I looked good as a teenager too*

(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)

i was a dirty, dirty teenager.

it was fun.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)

Me too

I was a filthy male whore, or so I thought. Bollocks. It hasn't worked since. I blame Russell Brand

(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:36, archived)

yeah

seeing his weird little head as it hove into view would put me off, too.

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)

obviously you haven't seen

my weird little head (and I'm talking cranium). It was the topic of the day when I met some of the Popbitch regulars about 5 years ago.

(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)

no i haven't.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)

Basically

bunch of cunts in denial and with expense accounts for taxis. That's the Popbitch people. I just have the shrunken head.

(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:45, archived)

i want expense account taxis

but not a shrunken head

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)

I think

they're mutually exclusive. You can't order a taxi so that your head can't be accommodated on the roof with these "Oh I have an account with Addison Lee" people.

(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)

i only order them

to go to bingo on thursday nights

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)

anyway, enough of this shit

congrats on your weight loss and may you achieve what you want.

(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)

thanks :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)

I understand eating and weight issues, so when I see a success I applaud it, no matter how it's achieved.

(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:00, archived)

it's taking some getting used to

i just wish chairs weren't getting so uncomfortable! :)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:09, archived)

*sigh*

You're getting better and better.

Cunt.

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Hokerou, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)

That's quite ace.

I like the cropping also.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

Thanks :]

That's the original size of the image, though.
It was small and blurry and crap :P
I did my best!

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ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)

i think you'd be better saving it as a .png

(

connor, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:20, archived)

I was going to, but I figured internet explorer people may have trouble.

I usually don't care, but I like this one :]

And I was referring to the original image, not this one. This one's fine.

(

ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)

i think the i.e problems are from a few years ago

surely they must have sorted it by now.

edit. only ie6 is affected

(

connor, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)

Oh ok.

I think Google Chrome might have trouble, too, but I've not really looked into it.
That browser's so broken it's comical.

(

ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)

I thought it was only the transparancy that didn't work in IE6 though.

(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)

Oh,

FUCK YOU MAN! YOU CHEAT ME!

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

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ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)

NOCROPPYCROPPY!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)

It looks good cropped actually;

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ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)

it's like looking in a mirror

a mirror of TIME

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)

Go back in time.

;]

(

ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)

if only i could

*dreams of long-past sex*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:51, archived)

Hahahahah!

You said "sex"

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ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:53, archived)

said, yes.

did, no.
not for a long time :(
*sigh*

(

Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:55, archived)

Aww nooo!

Don't go all K3b/-\b on me D:
I'm sure you'll have sex again soon.

(

ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:56, archived)

me too.

round about the 15th of this month.
i have a cunning plan...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:01, archived)

Oh really?

(

ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:03, archived)

yes, really.

clean sheets are on standby.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)

so did you

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)

HAHAHAH WOW

(

ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)

very nice :D

what is reflected in the sunglasses?

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)

caewan's cock ring

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)

A figure with a flash camera :]

(

ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)

tis very woo :)

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)

Kallus!

Hello :D

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ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)

Good evening to ya!

:) Oh actually it is morning.

(

Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:26, archived)

It is! :D

How're you?

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ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:31, archived)

I am tired and wearing a cowboy hat.

I really don't like the light from those energy saving bulbs, but with the hat on I can convert squinting energy into staying-awake-for-another-half-hour energy. Scninence™ :D

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)

That's a very good plan.

I'll go and find my hat :D

(

ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)

Oh look!

Clever Mr ClanSoul done drawed a person!

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)

It's true.

All of it.
:O

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ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)

~~draw~~trac

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:39, archived)

Actually I don't think this could be called a tracing.

The image was a blurred mess, most of this one I made up based on what I could see through my squinting.

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ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:42, archived)

Whatever,

I spend most of my time squinting anyway as I can never find my glasses if I take them off.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)

Pff

Velma.

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ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:02, archived)

Nice reflection

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:44, archived)

Cheers :D

(

ClanSoul, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)

Thats awesome. :D

(

Cae1, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 5:07, archived)

Beautiful

Great effect on the glasses!

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ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 8:17, archived)

Jonathan Gnops..

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)

as a lience payer i must say that this offends me

(

Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)

as someone who's trying to get

the refund they're entitled to from tv licencsing i must say that your offence offends me

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)

well alltough i commend you as not everyone needs a "licence"

i feel offended that you would feel offense due to my feeling of offense

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)

tough titties turkleton

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:33, archived)

*has inner running monologue*

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)

Jackie Gnops.

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

classic

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)

shopped pictures only

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)

I am morally outraged

(

Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)

Haha

(

Frogbeat, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)

The authority on gnops...

www.gnops.org/

/nothing new under the sun

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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:52, archived)

Happy Halloween! Have a Robbie Zombie!

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..wil, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)

Only shopped pic please...

Woo

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)

Nicely done!

But isn't Rob Zombie like a music producer or something?

(

Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)

he also

thinks of himself as a film director

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

He is indeed,

that was the pun...

(

..wil, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:14, archived)

He's

fucking useless full stop. Nice name, no talent.

(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:29, archived)

Would.

Excellent 'shopping mind!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

*glees*

i do love zombies

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)

my feet are cold

somebody invent hot water bottle slippers please

(

connor, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)

Mine too.

*puts feets on radiator*

(

monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)

its sad that in this day and age its too expensive to put the radiator on

bunch of cunts. hopefully free energy or hot water bottle slippers will come along soon.

(

connor, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:15, archived)

Or bring the sun closer to us!

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)

or some kind of device that transfers the permenant warmth of the crotch area

down towards the feet. that isn't pissing yourself. i have some great idea sometimes.

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connor, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)

Leg length piss bag?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:22, archived)

that would be a catheter bag.

great for squirting cats with tepid piss.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)

Thanks, I usually google stuff, but I really can't be fucked right now.

And I thought it was along those lines.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)

i was thinking more along the lines of an extractor fan type thing

to bellow the warmth down the legs to where it is needed

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connor, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)

ooh, yes

my legs are feeling warmer just thinking about it!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:37, archived)

cath bags

are fucking annoying and there's no decent straps available to keep them attached to your leg

luckily i've never had one burst on me, just had to empty a couple

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)

the velcro straps they come with are shit.

i had to suffer one for a year, they're damned uncomfortable.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)

you should try

attaching one to a patient who has just had a joint replaced, and hasn't been out of bed for 2 days
and doesn't help at all when you try and strap it on

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)

bugger that

i won't even change a baby's nappy.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:47, archived)

haha

luckily i was never allowed to catherterise a patient. that's what i get for not doing nursing :(

as for nappies, when i have kids i'll step up to the mark, but until then the parents need to take responsibility for what they're feeding their kids.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:54, archived)

I'm thinking of getting one to fill up with vodka for the clubs.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:28, archived)

make sure it's a new one.

best bet is to ask a nurse or HCA you know to nick one from work, they may not be able to get the tubing though

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:34, archived)

if you cook your tea in the oven

put your slippers in the bottom of the oven when you've turned the gas off. leave them for 5 minutes, they'll be toasty warm.
if your feet smell, though, your next meal may well taste of foot.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:16, archived)

i microwaved a pair of socks once

in an effort to dry them before work = singed sockies

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:18, archived)

bad idea.

i once drank a bottle of wine, sneezed, then peed a little bit. as i was babysitting, i had to wash my leggings and knickers in the sink and try to dry them in the microwave.
2 minutes later, my knickers were smoking and my leggings had no gusset. i had to sit in a sleeping bag until my mate knocked, then send her to my house to get me some clean clothes :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:24, archived)

Megafail.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)

i know.

but to be honest, if that was the most stupid thing i'd ever done, i'd be happy.
it's not.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:27, archived)

But no prolonged heatyness.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:19, archived)

true

but they're usually warm for long enough to heat your feet so that they, in turn, keep your slippers warm.
either that, or you could rub deep heat into your feet.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)

*Richard E Grants*

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:23, archived)

would

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)

I love that bit from Withnail & I

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:30, archived)

withnail, you shouldn't mix your drinks!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:32, archived)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)

I say!

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)

Is it well known who you are yet?

Or are you still OOOOOH A MYSTERYYYY?

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)

Oh you're back again are you shit stain?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)

*hugs*

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weaver., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)

That would only take a tiny...

*blows*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)

what a big one!

(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:08, archived)

oh hai hat

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Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

Haha.

Stovepipe!

That shouldn't be funny. So why am I laughing.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)

TOP HAT, YOU'RE SO BIG!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:11, archived)

I'd like to know where you keep your rabbits.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:12, archived)

admirable hat

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connor, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:13, archived)

haha!

I do hope he rides one of those huge penny farthings.

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Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:25, archived)

BIGGER IS POSHER

AND THIS IS VERY POSH

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:46, archived)

Toppermost hat!

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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 1:44, archived)

My first ever image challenge entry! (I think)

My first ever proper one, anyway.

Click for bigger (237KB)

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)

if it's an image challenge entry

it'd be a good idea to compo it.

EDIT: damn your sneaky ninja-ing!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)

...

Haha! See! Realize your foolishness!

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)

i realised it long ago

i just decided to embrace rather than shun it.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:10, archived)

This board was built on an ancient indian burial ground and you are disturbing the spirits

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)

Lo Dr Dyslexia!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)

Thats about right XD

(xXxPrincess_PainxXx I Am not sarah palin lol! :D, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)

I still think your all gay.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)

aaaah

it's a PNG

wondered how you'd managed to make it so big

at least you managed to find the b3ta uploader.

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)

Lucky you labeled it

If you'd simply coloured it brown, I would have been lost.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)

I really hoope this wins

(hypernation, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)

I really hope this wins

(hypernation, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)

Premature victory dance!

(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)

Ha ha ha!

Will you please stop making sense :D

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:01, archived)

*awaits alizée version*

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deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)

Woo & yay to that :)

(ptet is happy, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:32, archived)

The start of a tshirt design for Family Force 5.

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)

I'm glad i'm bald.

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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)

Oh.

I'm not bald. *shrug*

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)

not even, you know,

down there?...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:03, archived)

You should use this

here instead.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)

Hahahah

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:59, archived)

If you save transparent stuff as .png instead of a .gif, the edges won't be aliased.

One of the decent parts of the new filesizes.

The one on the left looks like he can't be bothered to keep dying his hair.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:05, archived)

That damned animal...

Click for bigger (34KB)

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)

Hung like a mule!

Goodbye.

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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)

I'd be completely ashamed to draw that badly and post it

but then again I'm a cunt.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)

This outrage thing still going?

With apologies to Gilliam.

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)

anglican slags ftw

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:55, archived)

bit too fast,

but good

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)

Maybe you're just shit at reading?

I found leeds better myself. *groan*

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Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)

leeds is infitely better

as it is in the north

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)

Added two seconds, for legibility :)

(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)

sawted

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:09, archived)

And, have another.

Hannah is, by the way, one of my little sister's friend who is always "round our house" so to speak. She pisses me off.

Not my dog
Click for bigger (112KB)

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)

FIRST!

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:39, archived)

Is Hannah fit

Can I fuck Hannah?

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)

since he's barely into his teens

i doubt she's legal

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)

If there's grass on the field

Stick your cock in the field

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Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)

haha, you fuck fields!

grasshumper!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:54, archived)

prefer the slightly more subtle

if there's grass on the wicket
let's play cricket.

but there's not many 8 year olds who've hit puberty Mr Gadd

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:57, archived)

why am i looking at a dog that's not yours?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:40, archived)

I don't know

Why ARE you looking at a dog that's not yours?

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)

my dog is not my dog.

it is my cat.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:43, archived)

ZING!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)

no, that was last night.

i didn't eat the chilli soup tonight.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:56, archived)

hhaahah,

you are my new favorite user now. lets be friends.

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d d, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:41, archived)

shouldn't you be in bed

this late?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)

Technically

I am

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:46, archived)

With Hannah?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:51, archived)

Hannah?

Hannah?

who the fuck is Hannah?

(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:02, archived)

Hannah?

What's the matter?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)

Your all gay

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)

Ah, we now see that this a half term blog spot....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)

Ah, now it makes sense.

Half term sleepover, and his sister's friend has just turned him down.

Mr Idiot, I'm afraid it's simply a rite of passage. Have a wank and go to bed.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:58, archived)

Are you Hannah?

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:53, archived)

The adventures of NOSE BLOKE!

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:27, archived)

Doctor Dyslexia?

Oh, yeah.

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Nathanial Hornblower, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:28, archived)

does he unroll it

and play it like a flute?

EDIT: anyone else just see the end of dead set?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)

Yes

(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)

reminds me of night of the living dead

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:33, archived)

Well, he could

In fact, this may be one of his many amazing magical powers in future episodes. Thanks you.

(Mr Idiot Sshhh...my yeast are rising..., Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:34, archived)

he could also use it as a garden sprinkler.

he could be the mighty nose, going wherever people are in need of his nasal talents.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:37, archived)

HIS NOSE IS SUPERTEDS BEST FRIEND!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:30, archived)

this is actually really sweet.

thank you for allowing me to look at this picture.

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d d, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:31, archived)

Maybe his nose had just grow.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Oct 2008, 23:45, archived)

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