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[challenge entry] He can talk all macho now


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smellysamparis.blogspot.com is me.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:12, archived)
# McAin
MCAIN
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Also way to grasp the compo theme
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Hah.
I didn't even realise.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)
# McAin?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# McAin?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# C?
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# C you need a C?
Two "C" when only one is needed is not macho.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
# McCain!
Knobbing Brits...
(Right-Sequitur follows along rightly, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I'm french...
... So don't insult our insular friends with no dress sense.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:50, archived)
# Attempting a bandwagon on compo night is futile but hey..what's the worst that could happen?
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:12, archived)
# manotoban?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:12, archived)
# somebody
from manitoba

(but spelt badly)

EDIT: then spelt correctly/soberly
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)
# some kind of sea creature /i think
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Like the autobahn, but sexist.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)
# that would make a wonderful hat
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)
# I'd forgotten
about pangolins, up there in the best animals ever league tables. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)
# done that too
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)
# Hehe
I think you may have been first.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:19, archived)
# got there first
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ave it!
(I helped save b3ta! evilamnesiac says fuck you Prince, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:11, archived)
# Hahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:11, archived)
# whehehe
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:12, archived)
# haha well 'ard
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)
[challenge entry] The rustiest a man can get.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I still haven't had a tetanus jab.
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:11, archived)
# i thought it was made of ceramic
and would give a lovely shave!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Get some today!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# looks like an aligator
what is a pancor in a can?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:08, archived)
# RANCOR
starwars monster of Jabba
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)
# remind me to watch that one day
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)
# watch return of the jedi one day
actually don't, you'll think it's shit
cos it is
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:11, archived)
# i've only seen the two new ones
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)
# jezus
that's like fucking with a woman without looking if she has a nice face
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)
# In what way, exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)
# it's a bit like ass to mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)
#
b3ta.com/board/8909078
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:17, archived)
# ass to mouth
way
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:18, archived)
# well i thought id watch them in order
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)
# whoops
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:18, archived)
# ^this
+FAIL!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)
# allow me to rephrase that...
in the order they where written and not produced
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# that's admirable
unfortunately, episodes 4-6 were written well before 1-3
fuck knows why, but the most recent films were only written recently
lucas didn't even really know some of the plot for episode 5 until after 4 was made
it's all a big bag of bollocks really, and has become a massive toy commercial instead of movies
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:25, archived)
# i agree
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# well
it's better than them
but not much
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)
# i found them very boring and strung out
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# well, they still are pretty cool
but a bit overrated
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Oooooh!
I hope it's dark meat!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:09, archived)
# green
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Stuck in my head, must be removed!
Dunno if it's a compo or not

Edited
(Droggers "That was close, he nearly went disco on us then", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)
# sp
Ritalin, otherwise lol
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA.
DONKEY
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Sorted
Thanks for that spot
(Droggers "That was close, he nearly went disco on us then", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:12, archived)
# lol at hi-speed
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Yess ahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Taking alternative medicine the manly way
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Genuine LOL moment!
Fantastic.. *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! mikenco, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)
# The Xray of my heed
looks remarkably like that. Kids, don't try and argue with a 38-tonner when driving a Lotus Elise.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:11, archived)
# ouch
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)
# or don't drive a hairdresser's car
if you plan on pretending you are Lewis Hamilton.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:18, archived)
# 10 years ago this month
Still miss the car, but the bastard lorry driver didn't miss me. And it's not a bloody hairdresser's car, you bastard. I still want another one. I'm not a hairdresser, BTW :) And I got compo, so I'm happy.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:23, archived)
# I've tried that, tingles a bit ;)
Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:13, archived)
# trying to find a good chuck norris fact to do
this may take a while
(blowfelt www.soundcloud.com/blowfelt, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)
# and will we have the pleasure of an image to look at while we wait?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Don't fucking bother.
Just piss off.

(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Oh shit, someone made an innocent mistake
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# They meant to do it, and probably thought they were being hilarious.
I don't want to hear Chuck Norris facts or shite attempts of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)
# you dropped this
1 x image
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)
# there's one in the thread directly below that you could all be wooing
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:06, archived)
# needs more kanagroo
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# doesn't everything?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:09, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)
# GLARRGHLARAFLARPHEN!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:14, archived)
# thanx for update
phew
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)
# GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)
# threadrush
i like this muchly

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)
# bah
second time this has happened in the last two images i've posted
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:06, archived)
# nevermind
have some woo
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Hahaha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Hahhaha
They will indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Holy shuddering shit!
Elephant riding gun-toting killer bears!

FTMFW!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# needs more kanagroo
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Protected Species Status?
We don' need no steenkin protected species status!

and here's something not worth it's own thread....

(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:08, archived)
# hurrah!
what an ace movie that'd make
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Ooh heck!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:12, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# i stand in the shadow of your win. *clicks
(I helped save b3ta! nocturne72, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# I wonder if the potwasher enjoyed his CDC?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:02, archived)
# two forks?
no knife?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Looks like the edge of a spoon aswell.
WHAT A FUCKING WIERDO.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:06, archived)
# SPOON!
you are the tick!
/aicmfmp
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Schick... the best a man can get!
(Dewi about a thousand blood tests says its me., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Does this post come in legible format?
tiny
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# better than
the images which engluf my 12 inch LCD monitor

*i need a better monitor 640*480 is shit*
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I see your 12" and lower you 7"
(typing on a year old Asus Eee)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)
# i'm using an old game & watch to view b3ta
i've got a headache
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# You may not have
realised, but the front page hasn't been 180px wide in a long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:02, archived)
# theres a front page?
wow

modern advances
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Probably a good idea, but i can hardly see it.
But i'll give you a click for getting everything right anyway ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Forget Yorkie. This is the real deal.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)
# dammit stop making me hungry!
woo! *click*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)
# TJ : trainiee ninja?
www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.17393~r.11188108
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Hahaha unsharpened only. Will not cut objects.
Sharpener available.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)
# It's illegal to sell throwing weapons, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)
#
*throws*
www.dealextreme.com/details.dx/sku.13496~r.11188108
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Hahahah what
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# hahahaha
jum jum
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I'm waiting for the smokey bacon bar to come out.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I'd spend all my pocket money on that.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I spend all my money on pockets.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# yum!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# ha ha ha that made me chortle
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)
# fingerlickin'
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:06, archived)
# I read that as "lépeperami"
and thought it was something French.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:09, archived)
# steak related
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Haha what's red and white and sits in trees?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Dunno
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:02, archived)
# a sanitary owl.
Sorry*


* - lie
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:04, archived)
# arf.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# *slap*
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)
# on it's own?
solitary towel
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:11, archived)
# It's not big, clever or funny...... comp it!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)
# Hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Hahaha
I hope this bandwagon never dies
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# haha wtf where are everyone going?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:12, archived)
# Hooker1uk and JML presents
the sturdy Hitler girl

with realistic hair and bag for the female dictator in you
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# BEEF!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)
# beef me up scotty
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# i dont know whats better
beef or sturdy
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Beef.
Trust me on this.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# well i darent go near her beef,
dont know how clean her shoes are
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# she obviously
picks at her food

/goes for DTH crap pun record
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)
# sturdy
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)
# mongy
b3ta.com/board/8908821
more hitlerific treats for you
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this Magazine in my Macho dentists' waiting room

When I ask'd him about the absymal layout and typography he punched me in the face
and said 'Real men don't do design you fucking ponce!'.
Of course being a dentist he charged me £300 quid for the punch, the twat.
(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# i'm currently wearing a tshirt and shorts :D
i don't wear perfume... not even doe urine... i have shaved with a knife and used hot things to pierce spots and i've not pulled the pin on those fireworks yet... but they do make great paper weights
YEAH! i'm a man! rah! (okay so my feet are purple but shh)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Grenade paperwieghts would be ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# shame i don't have any paper
i didn't burn it... *throws meat on the fire*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# You think it's not real eh?
My Uncle was in the TA before he got thrown out for blowing up half of the West-Country with C4.
Still doubt me? Pull the pin, I feckin' dare ya!

OHJEEZUSCHRISTWHYDIDYOUPULLTHEPIN?OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT
WE'REALLGONNADIE!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)
# best thing i found... (i say "i" i mean my dad) was a shell (quite a big one) that had grown into the tree that he was cutting down with a chainsaw
brrrr chink chink chink - wtf? chop chop chop - o0o shiney (really rusty) - no explosives in it though :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:54, archived)
# haha
I mean: FUCK! MY PENIS GOES IN VAGINAS! LET'S GO KILL THINGS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# i so read that wrong
"why would you want to put a pen in a vagin... oh pen is vagina... wait what?"
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Don't forget
you have to fuck them BEFORE you kill them.
/Clarkson blog
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# i'm hard as nails already....right
ooooo wants a fcukin'fight then? ....C'mon pffters
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# your shoes are on fire
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry] its cheap and does the job


if you dont think this then your not a man

if i cant sleep tonite then there will be more!!!!
(blowfelt www.soundcloud.com/blowfelt, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:21, archived)
# strangely enough
my dentist recommended this to me. However, plaque's a bastard to shift when you're paying some teenaged Take A Break reader to clean your mouth, and then when you exit, you're £50 lighter and your tongue reckons your gob's lost 50% of dental capacity.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:24, archived)
# ????
hope to christ i come up with somthin better tho....
(blowfelt www.soundcloud.com/blowfelt, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:25, archived)
# living in wales...
that is my dental plan
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:26, archived)
# Except the hammer will be rustier
welsh tesco value and all that
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:28, archived)
# i love my hammer
:)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:29, archived)
# OI LOVE MOI BRICK!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:30, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha!!

Oh fuck ive spat tea everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)
# my work here is done.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)
# you git!
i just nearly choked to death on chilli and pasta!
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# ARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)
# GIRLS!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# PHLEGM!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# THIS COULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTER!
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Feck! Nuns!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# REVERSE!
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Have you heard? They turned SkUG into a dog
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# *actual "awww" moment*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# this
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# is that me?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Is your nose cold and wet?
Quickly now, check!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# yes but that's because i have a cold
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Totally. Can't you tell?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# well i am kinda hairy
yeah why not
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# It sort of had the same shaped mask as you
That will suffice.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# mask?
thats my face *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:47, archived)
# I'M FECKIN
FED UP WITH BRIIIICK
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# *throws brick*
*CLUNK*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Hahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:53, archived)
# and made of sheep
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# dammit now you've made me think of kebabs
i ate two (donner meat and chips - no salad thats for display only) on monday - i am fat :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:47, archived)
# calling chuck norris a fanny is manly
and it'll get your teeth out at the same time. result!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:30, archived)
# What when he tries to suck them out of your face with a big sissy kiss?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)
# well, as i'm a girl, i'd let him
even his tongue has pecs.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Christ
I'd love to be on his training regime.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
[challenge entry] fuck, I've forgotten where I was going with this now....
I've forgotten where I was going with this now....

oh well
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)
# hull?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)
# hahaha
i'll be off to hull aswell then.
(Droggers "That was close, he nearly went disco on us then", Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)
# i don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] social networking is for wussies
(I helped save b3ta! durbster durbster.co.uk, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Excuse me.
Your map appears to be covered in butt plugs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:17, archived)
# Buttplugs aside,
this is funny as hell
(lordy lordy, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)
# i love this
and want to sign up
(I helped save b3ta! BadBadman saw an incorrect comma placement on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
# ^
this
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:21, archived)
# ^ THIS!!!
(King of Teh Internets wants to give you babies, Sun 9 Nov 2008, 1:16, archived)
# lols
everyone could meet up
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:23, archived)
# faceache
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:27, archived)
# I'll punch you in the fucking knee
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:30, archived)
# :O)


(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# This made me giggle.
sveryfunny.

I like.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# hahahaha!
in ya face
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:36, archived)
# lollage!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)
#
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Actually...
We do have the "A punch in the cock!" application...
(Mr Joe Bangles, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)
# hail hitlers newest experement.

fluffy hitler the 7th of berlin

thank your for the infomration
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Arbeit macht furtive
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Woo yay!
But that's fluffy, not furtive :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)
# thank you
edited accordingly
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)
# DEATH TO SIE JEW ORCA BASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)
# but...................
can it be milked
and does it enjoy it?
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:21, archived)
# How unusual.......

I did this last March.
Woot!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)
# fantastic
for that you get a click
(I helped save b3ta! hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)

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