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[challenge entry] ...
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# LIKE GREASEPROOF PAPER.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Hahaha
*remembers first school*
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# I can remember thinking something like
"wtf is this? It doesnt help at all it just smears it everywhere"
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Yes
I always worried when we got the slightly brown tracing paper in Art:P
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# Pffft.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)
# How strange
That was just the noise we heard from the supply cupboard before the teacher came in with the paper!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)
# Oh god no.
You could probably make a fallout shelter out of that stuff.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Im pretty sure you couldnt design a better waterproof material
it just didnt absorb a drop.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# IZAL
very popular with the elderly for some reason

(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Reminds them of the war.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)
# that's the stuff!
*holds up loo roll cross*
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Hahaha I don't think it was Izal
but Granny RG used to the ise a box one from a porcelain wall dispenser.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:20, archived)
# hehehe
like that tracing paper stuff I remember from school loos that redistributes rather than wipes....
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Were you a brownback or a brownbollocker?
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# What you had to do was place a strip over the area
then use a pinching motion with the fingers and thumb working from both sides and meeting in the middle.

IT TOOK ME GODDAMN 3 YEARS OF SMEARING TO FIGURE THAT OUT.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Now that's a top
tip if ever I heard one
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# It is my one and only achievement that I can genuinely say has improved my quality of life.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:18, archived)
# haha
a little bit of both, I think. What an unpleasant memory. Ta!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:16, archived)
# This
except I like remember it. It was terrible stuff. Who on God's green Earth thought that was suitable for wiping bums?!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Thatcher
I blame her for this and the milk business.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# *sobs*
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Surely rough tough men use Izal toilet paper
100% non absorbant, made of greeseproof paper, useless as a hygiene product.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# mind my pissage
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:17, archived)
# SINGLE PLY!
why of why is there still single ply?
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:23, archived)
# the risk of tearing
adds a delightful frission of danger.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry]


EDIT: this compo runs the severe danger of being a TOAP explosion, to which I have regrettably just contributed.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)
# IN THE FACE!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)
# THE FACE!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:08, archived)
# FACE!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)
# POW!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# TWICE
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)
# THRICE
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# SIDEWAYS
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# UPSIDE THE HEAD
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# AT 03:14 IN THE MORNING
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:19, archived)
# IN THE MUTHA FUCKIN' FACE!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# BAM!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:10, archived)
# Yes
Half of Barney Rubble's kid:D
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# I GOT THAT BEAT CONGESTION
I GOT THAT BEAT CONGESTION
I GOT THAT BEAT CONGESTION
I GOT THAT BEAT CONGESTION
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)
[challenge entry] The perfect 'Stocking Filler'
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)
# I think that had the whole male elements of b3ta (approximity 98.45%)
cringing in a corner saying "take it away" hehe
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:09, archived)
# ^this^
though of course I wouldn't know what knob cheese is
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Luckily every man I've ever known has been free of the cheese
under my instruction.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:14, archived)
# ^this
those bristles look hurty.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Haha..
I'm going to open a store called Yadda Yadda, stocking only Knob Cheese Brushes.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)
# All together now...
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
It's not a moon I can tell you that.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Hi Riverghost
I just found a blast from the past:

www.b3ta.com/board/8465615#post8465690
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)
# I think he has you on ignore :(
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:05, archived)
# No, he just pretends
he can see everything I type but he dismisses it because a good friend of mine travelled half to world to make up stories about my drug use.

Riverghost has no time for anyone who uses the durgs.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:06, archived)
# Hello hello
What's all this then?

*swings nightstick menacingly*
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
# HOW MENACING CAN YOU BE, MEDIOCRE?
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:27, archived)
# vere
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:31, archived)
# ah none so reformed
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Fucking hell, that was a bit strong of Riverghost
must have been a bad day for him
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:42, archived)
# It's a
chastity belt!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
have a well-earning click for that
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)
# this!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)
# hahaha
the "I've no idea !!" really makes this comic strip.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)
# agreed.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:02, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Pfffft!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)
# lol
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)
#


maybe not yay in this case
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:52, archived)
# Hahahahahahahah! office lollage
:D
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Well lets face it, we all knew this is what they really meant...
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Muhahaha!!!
*click*
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:56, archived)
# I think the chunky ridges would make is very acceptable for poofs!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Aye
But you gotta be quick before it melts
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)
# OK so it should read
Not for poofs unless they're located in polar regions.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:02, archived)
# And how would you know?
eh? EH?!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)
# There was a BBC documentry on it.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Yeah, starring YOU!!11
LOLZORZ!1
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# Yes
But you're still trying to sidestep the face that it was you I interviewed.
I personally prefer the nobbles on a Lion Bar.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
# This is true
Personally i pack a finger of fudge
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:25, archived)
# ah the gateway anal contectionary.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:27, archived)
# or the saint
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Well spotted!
Who knows what they were thinking when they designed that motif...
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# OM NYOM NYOM NYOM.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)
# haha!
*rogers moore*
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Oooh, new compo



Morning all :)
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:49, archived)
# he was the guv'nor
of hardness. woo!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)
# hahahaha
you fackin' muppet!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)
# my mums dog is named muppet.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)
# where's burgess?
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)
# WHAT?????
ahh, Burgess and Maclean.

Burgess is actually my surname :)

/paranioa subsides
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)
# serious?
wow.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Piss off you nonce!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)
# nonce
comes from when erm... nonces had to be kept aside from other cons who would facking cut em for they did to them poor little mites etc

stands for

not on normal courtyard excercise

FACT
(, Sat 8 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)
[challenge entry] victor loves it.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)
# yay!!
i like this mucho
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
# Hahaha
he missed a bit!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
# i used one of them once.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# lier.
you've never shaved
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:49, archived)
# I have I have pictures.
but then mum gave the the electric thingo for my birthday. so I grew a bird.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)
# i demand a picture!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)
# what of me growing a bird?
or without a beard? they are all on film/print and I don't have a scanner.

I suppose it didn't happen then...
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)
# pfft

(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)
# My old man thought that when I started shaving
I should have his old eletric shavers from the 60's-70's.
1) My stubble is generally too thick for lekky shavers.
2) They were so old they had a battery box which you had to plug the cable into and you had to change the batteries every 30 seconds or the motors would slow down and just start pulling randow clumps of beard out).
3) The blades were blunt and antiquated.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)
# that can explain your face.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Yes.
Rugged and manly:P
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)
# grrrr!
:D
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)
# *compos self*
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:58, archived)
# Sounds familiar
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)
# ow ow ow ow ow!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)
# I wanted a cut throat.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)
# If you've never been for a proper cut throat shave you have to go.
I go occasionally with I want to treat myself. You really do feel great afterwards and there's no closer shave you can have.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:00, archived)
# very true
Although you do feel very, very vulnerable...
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:02, archived)
# Naaaa.
I go to a traditional Italian barber just round the corner. The guy's been shaving people for a little over 40 years!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:04, archived)
# them's the best
with the hot towels and everything, to draw out the beard.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# I watched 'Sweeney Todd' not long back
(the Tim Burton film, not the 70s TV police drama)
I will therefore be giving cut-throats a wide berth for a while...
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)
# oh god! that brings back memories:
I 'inherited' my nan's husband's (does that make him my step-granddad or my grand-step-dad, or what?) electric razor when I was a young Raff. It was shite. Having never used anything else, though, I assumed all razors were designed to rip the hairs from your face with violence, rather than actually cut them with sharpness.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)
# Hahaha yeah
To this day I still wet shave. They're yet to make a lekky one that can do a better job.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:01, archived)
# that was the only elecric shaver I ever tried
so I've no idea how good modern ones are. I like wet shaving anyway, so they can keep their damnable new-fangled contraptions.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:07, archived)
# Well they're going to be shite unless you change the blade regularly
which I'm guessing not many people do going by the price of them.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:13, archived)
# That looks to be a very smooth shave
makes him all the more kissable - if he had lips.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)
# ha! I liked this so much
I bought the company...
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)
# christy!
damn that's a close shave
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:01, archived)
# George struggles to come to terms with his new job...
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)
# ding fries are done
ding fries are done
ding fries are done
ding fries are done
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
# *DECLARES WAR ON MCDONALD'S*
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:46, archived)
# dude
it's over, we won
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:15, archived)
# but he seems so happy...
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)
# The above is an animation
over the course of an hour...
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Nicely ;)
arf


(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:49, archived)
#


/*drools from all the food on /board right now* blog
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:55, archived)
# He should have gone to KFC
he would have got some hot wings their.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)
# He just wants some mayonaise for his hot wings
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:59, archived)
# no stars yet then, George?
haha!

*points*
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:49, archived)
# I'll have a Flame Grilled Iraqi Village please!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)
# haha ouch
SATIRE
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:51, archived)
# Oooooh politics!
;)
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:52, archived)
# Doesn't look out of place.

(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:53, archived)
# you took the image right out of my mouth
only with mccain wearing his 'yes we can' badge
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyone wants a brick sandwich?
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# No.
lettuce is for girls:P
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:39, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)
# got any mayonnaise?
*is hungry*
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# working on it
*hhhhiiiiiiihhhuuuuhhrrrrh*

here you go!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# i hate you
now i'm hungry as hell, and i still have 30 more minutes till my lunch break :(
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:43, archived)
# I'm drinking beer.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:46, archived)
# arch
now I'm thirsty and at work
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:46, archived)
# that's why b3ta is evil.
where will i get mayo, fries and beer now?

will have to wait till work is over :(
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:49, archived)
# i don't want beer.
now i want mayonnaise and fries
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:48, archived)
# I want to mayonnaise someones fries.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:49, archived)
# mayonnaisist
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)
# SPAMBRICK!!
it's all the rage you know ;)
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:47, archived)
# now I'm feeling peckish
*chews gravel*
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:50, archived)
# by a miracle of science* Pavarotti returns


*zombification and catnip

Edit: ning all
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Xombies!!!! Why is that can pooing a hanky?
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
# that's the new catnip applicator from JML
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# available from
Woolworths
Wilkonsons
Poundstretcher
Robert Dyas
and other selected stores?
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# You have to go to each of them to get a bit?!
What a waste of time
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)
# 4/10
must try harder
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:54, archived)
# John McCririck Lapdancer?
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# kill it (again) with spikey dildoes and filthy language
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# But after the watershed obviously:P
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)
# Oh not another
zombie cat tenor.

;)
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# haha excellent.
but catnip just makes cats roll around like they're pished.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:38, archived)
# that's what they want you to think
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# well, the rolling around did have a slight air of
"soul entering an undead tenor and reawakening him as half cat-half-zombietenor" but I gave them the benefit of the doubt.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Is this macho enough?

Us streetfighting men never leave home without one, don't you know.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# looks good.
i want 3.

w/y/h! :D
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Blood coloured thread? Oh my!
:D
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# haha "stitch that" is such a good phrase.
I think your product would be harder if it wasn't for the ABBA reference at the start... perhaps.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# hahaha
I'm glad you picked up on that.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# I'm constantly on the look-out for ABBA references in life.
I believe the hold the key to the universe, if I could just work out what it all means...
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Yes - and I want to know...
what's the name of the game?
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# 42
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:42, archived)
# hahahaha
also good for fixing Gun Buttons and Death Zips.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# yes
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# :)
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Just keep very, very still.....

(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# oh shit!!
*runs*
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# yikes!
It's the Lesser-spotted Chernobyl Tarantula!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# GAH!
*adblocks*
*cries*
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# NO!
Don't adblock it! You won't know where it is!!

:P
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Ignorance is bliss
*blisses*
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# ew....
look at its gyrating abdomen-thingy....
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Aaah!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# want one! woo.
Also any tattyshop clever clogs can suggest the way of making text look like that found on a love heart?
Just can't seem to get it looking right.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Here
www.acme.com/heartmaker/

Although I'm sure I've seen one that does the proper round ones, too...

Edit: nah, can't find it. Bah.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Thanks
BUt I actually want it to look like a love heart:P
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# Yeah,
that one is rather shit, isn't it?
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Yeah
I was more looks at PS tips. I just can't seem to get it right in blending options.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
# ARRRRGHHHHH!!!!
*shudders*
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Werr...
*nightmares*
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# I hate spiders me...
'Specially that big! ;D
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
#
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Awww! Sketty!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# How the hell am I to skullfuck that?
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:33, archived)
# slowly
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# FSM ftw.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:37, archived)
# this is a Running SM
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:40, archived)
# But it's noodly appendages are not on the ground!:P
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# you are right.
it can also fly.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:45, archived)
# FSM is everywhere.
It needs no ground.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:57, archived)
# Hahaha! Wonderful!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# He looks a friendly chap =)
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# that is seriously creeping me out
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:30, archived)
# a lot of people say that -
strange how spiders can cause so much fear - and even an 3d animated stompy spider can creep people out.

I will linkify for the terrified.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:36, archived)
# Quick!
Fake an orgasm!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Tootsie Rebels cause unrest in the Congo...
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Fuck the Congo
that's causing unrest here!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# The whole joke about it is that they are fighting for the resources of our laptops, pc's and mda's.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# ^ this I like :D
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Me too!
:D
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Yay
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# ha!
very good!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# would
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
# I rather do wino
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# hahaha
nice!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] ....
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# At last!
*purchases*
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# haha
fancy collar sells separately :D
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# I heard Siegfried and Roy don't let the tigers in the house any more
just in case it gets too hilarious.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:23, archived)
# YES
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# haha
lovely.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Rashisht
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Hahaha
WOO to pissed packaging designers!

"Besht" :OD
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# not pished dear.
I shuggesht watching the untouchablesh...

(Sean Connery impressssshion)
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# *checks list*
Yep, that's on my list of films I need to watch.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# It's very good.
It got lots of Oscars, back when Oscars actually meant a film was good.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Winner!
A real man's weapon.
:D
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# thanksh :)
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Sean Connery in The Untouchables - I believe
he was the best thing in it.
WooYay
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# yesh, indeed.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# shit irish accent though
but we can forgive him anything (except maybe Zardoz)
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# haha
yes, I like that the various accents he can do all sound exactly like Sean Connery Scottish.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# His Irish accent was impeccable
edit - gah...the pissage
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# my grandmother did refer to a broken bottle
as a nigger knife once.
come to think about it, she is kinda racist

/randall blog

(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Friend of mine,
when we were about 17 or 18, told me he'd mentioned to his gran that I had a gold tooth (some rambling conversation about dentistry, I think.)
She replied, "Is he a nigger?"

Lovely.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# or an ukranian.
georgian also.. :D

racist grans FTW
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# My stepmum used to say "play the white man."
And she's a black woman.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# resign!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# I have to admit to not understanding what you mean here.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:21, archived)
# pffft... gaystick
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Yesh!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Cheers
This made me laugh like an idiot for a good five minutes. I needed that.

*clicks*
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
[challenge entry] sorry, had to get this out of my head


(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Now it's out we have to hunt,
tranquilize it, and put it back in your head - it's all work work work around here. *Gets hunting rifle*
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# haha.
good to see that you are still not well ;)
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# I never fully recovered from b3ta
and now I relasped.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# haha. That's a good girl.
Right, I have seriuz bizniss meetings for 11am so I'm off out.
Be good everyone and please allow me to pea this for the day shift.

imagebam.com

click for 1.9MB 2800x3000 bigger than the fricken moon.

I shall be choosing new muppets to draw when I return.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Aw
That's lully!

More, more, more!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# That's now my wallpaper on my PeeCee - yay
although it would have been cool to have a wallpaper sized one I had to stretch it to fit.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Doh!
mmm id like one of those

ill pop this here, not worthy of a thread nsfw

(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# hahahaha :)
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Soup Herb
you loony!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# *tests spanging pan*
.....Ooh....New compo!!
I'll let you off then!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# :D
it seems spanging pan works properly
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# How utterly crackpot.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Toats!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Shurely you mean
Testoasterone
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# but then i lose the pun
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# That's
delightfully silly!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:35, archived)
[challenge entry] now available in fucking hardback
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# I'm just going to pop this here. *wheels in* *squeaky squeaky squeaky*
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# where can i get this t-shirt?
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Well I suppose of you got come decent staples you could.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# HehHehHeh!
:)
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# That's a fucking lovely photo.
*memes*
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# the first black otter.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# woo
have a flangeotter I shopped yeeears ago!

(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
# I remember that
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:26, archived)
# Ergh
at the thought of John Prescott fucking
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Aw
I wish I'd kept this morning's Metro "news"paper. There's a great pic of Prescott gazing into a pie shop. Can't find it online :O(
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Oh this this this.
Fantastic wasn't it?
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# It brightened my day
after the bastard college kids filled up the bus and the driver wouldn't let me on even though the lazy fuckers could walk to their college and I have a 3 mile bus journey.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Markets...
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# SEE!
A trick has been missed.

Now what are they going to do?

"SgrannyPants. Like a Snickers but with more caramel"?
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# sounds delicious
is it wrong to like granny panties?
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# No
But you may want to keep it as a dirty little secret if you want to tap anything under the age of 40.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:13, archived)
# *snickers*
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)
# *opal fruits*
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# *spangles*
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# *aztecs*
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# *walks like an eqyptian*
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# *walks the dinosaur*
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# ris: that looks like a snickers bar :P
is anyone else in the world drinking beer and watching family guy?
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# No
but I want to be
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# I'll knock back another tube for you then
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# I'm drinking tea and watching B3ta
But my new Family Guy DVD and apron are on their way to me - so HMV have said.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# you think I paid for them?
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# I think I'm the only person left in the world that buys DVDs
Every other sod rips it from t'internet.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)
# You must be very young
Marathon is the Original Snickers bar - the name was assassinated on a parade in Dallas.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)
# aussie, being a smartarse...
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Aussie eh? Well explain to me how you manage to stick onto
the bottom half of this planet then smartarse? ;)
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# They use kangaroo glue
duh
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# we are on top, the coordinates are arbritary
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# snickers used to be called marathons in the uk
maybe you are too young or not from the uk!

:D
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)
# the later and I knew, I was being a smart arse
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# kinda brill. :D
woo!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
[challenge entry] not sure if i got the compo right


:)
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# Macho macho man
I want to be a macho man!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Ooooooooooooohhhh Yeeeeeeeeaaaaahhh!
Randy was always a bit of a ponce though
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# woo! :)
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# hahaha
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# HA
my mum has that exact same juicer as in the 1 st pic. I know no one cares but I do.
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 19:24, archived)
[challenge entry] TOAPP you say?
Quick n' dirty like a REAL MAN:

(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# hehehe
nice :)
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# do it! do it!
:D
(, Thu 6 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)

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