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(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Had to check file name but
Hahahahhehahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# AND THAT CHILD WAS ME WASNT IT TED!
err... no...
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Ralph, i am your father!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# this is nice :)
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Hahaha.
Yays and, ironically, if you're American then you turn me off:D


Hello...Smithers...I want you to...turn me on.

EDIT: So what are the Mr. and Mrs. HT plans for Christ Popping Out Day?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# probably working on one thing or another
it never stops round these parts
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Well if you're working I'll see ya here:P
I'm working too but then I'm neither Christian or in possession of a family so I don't really feel the need to celebrate it, plus no thank you letters!:D
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# aw, cute



just like you

ps - spoke to Thor last night
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# My god!
Where has he disappeared to?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# is he still with us?
how is he and what's he up to? feel free to Gaz this info
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# I was quite surprised to not see his christmas tree offering again this year.
Lairn David Draws and TUTT seem to be invisible these days too!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# tutt
is doing university gallivanting in the fair township of sheffieldhamshire.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# TUTT has crossed over to the dark side.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# What?
She's an emo?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# /talk.
*should not be here, is going away again*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*assumes Planet of the Apes pose*
Damn you! Damn you all the Hull!

EDIT: Oh but you know really that you should!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# This made me "awwwwwwwwww"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Nicely
Would'nt Would.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Sure, they click now
A few years together though, and she'll be nagging "Wire you insulate?"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# The spark's gone out of the relationship
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# YOU TOO!
*points*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Guards!
Sieze him!

Oh, and woo to the pic
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# he wants to plug into her ring main
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# SON OF A SWITCH!
if you can't beat them...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# guilty as charged...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# ohm my god
watt?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# volt are you talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# That pun 50 hertz

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Yeah, a quickie in the bedroom and he'll be out like a light
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# *aneurysms*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# They'll be poles apart
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Yay!

"Switches with tits"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Gay Switches for the Gay Shift
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# The sad one should be "off" surely.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I'll "Off You" if you continue to call me Shirley!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Why do we always get confuse with Shirley Knot?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# No
That one is a young Macquarie Culkin accompanied by a certain well know King of Pop.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Gayshift aleady?
It gets earlier every day!

hoorah
*waits for inevitable dayshift backlash
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Don't you mean coming sooner?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# This^
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
#

What Evilscary said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# hehehe
nice!:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# I'll pop this here then
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Jesus is the light
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)
# .
cute.
(paddysawyers music whore, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Um


*edit - Here, have a smaller one*
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Hahaha
EDIT: I don't know what made me check the filesize but ZOMG!

EDIT EDIT: That's what the vicar said!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Ah - thanks for pointing it out
have now optimised and edited
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Yays
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Hahaha
Bond. James Bond. 007. Licenced to use a potty.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] cue explosion...
(bunglist, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Fake!
No bra
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Fake!
No bridge
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)
# ^ What she said

* For Christmas I am asking Santa to clear out my auto-text
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# She??? She?????
I would be of the blokey gender
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Well he can't change it now!
Have an operation.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
# ^ What that said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Well think of all the hassle of having to press the edit option!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Sorry about that - done now...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# That was a quick transgender operation!
Oh I'm a that now?!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# ^ What it said
BTW can Hermaphrodites inpreg themselves?

*suggests idea to channel 5*
*makes fortune*
*squanders*
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Only if they appear on Oprah first.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Fake!
No brass band
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# Haha
He'll need to get his teeth sorted out if he's going to be in the US version
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
# And lose the accent, the poor colonials will have trouble understanding
A few years though, he'll get Sheena Easton syndrome.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Christ yes
I hate that.
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# yay - almost summer!


Click for bigger (221KB)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Shortest day tomorrow.
Woo.

Also I have no cleaner today and I had to get an agency one in. She doesn't speak a word of English. I'm having to mime and use the translator on dictionary.com!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# day after,
shirley.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Hehehe
For some reason I thought it was the 20th today:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Cor!
That's lully!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:19, archived)
# fanks sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# *CLICK!* top style, that!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)
# woo
thank you sir! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# thank fuck it's friday
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue359/
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# Thank you, fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# haha thought you'd forgotten to link it
EDIT:

One last shameless plug for my xmas game seeing as it didnt make the newsletter!

yanmania.com/b3taXmas.html

Have fun!

(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# It didn't make the news letter!
thats an outrage, pc gone mad i tells ya!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:25, archived)
# bit too in jokey i suspect
that or crap!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# fuck fuck it's fuck :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# YAY!
and my quote was used :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# fuckety fuckety fuck fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# wrack
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# wick wick whack!
visit Shetland
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:04, archived)
# oooh, eeeei, oooh, haa-haaa, ting tang, wallah whalla, bing-bang?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# yan tan tether mether pip
azer, sazer, akker, conter, dick, anadick, tanadick, tetherdick, metherdick, bumfit, yanabum, tanabum, tetherabum, metherabum, jigget
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# are you speaking in tongues?!?
"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
*throws holy water*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# counting to 20 like a sheep farmer
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# where is that from
and why does my almost five-year old keep singing it?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# some sort of children's muscial film...?
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang? Mary Poppins?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# i think it was that "witch doctor" song.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Hearty agreement.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Thank fuck for that!
I need some distraction...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# No good to me
My day is is Wednesday!
That's dayist that is!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Thank fucking friday it's fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:06, archived)
# HOORAA!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:09, archived)
# cheers rob, and merry christmas :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:12, archived)
# this
in a Bun Dance
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# And dance pance!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# * Click "Reply to all"
Ha ha!

EDIT: sorry, what I meant to say was "Well Done Freash Water Mole" for "Twat The Clanger"

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Woo!
I'm in the newsletter, which makes an awesome birthday present!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# woooohooo
i have been waiting for this since last friday.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:23, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)
# One is amused
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# needs more
NTSC :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)
# this is lovely
do you think she's read many of them?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# lmao
well done you
(I helped save b3ta! Kaydie hasn't been on here in ages, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Johnny Ball Reveals All
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Dad, get away from the door.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# You are Zoe Ball!
AICMFP!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)
# ... and hence a hate filled witch
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# *slaps*
Too harsh!

COCK OFF AND DONATE YOU LOSER!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# I beg to differ
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# Yeah, so?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# don't get fresh with me missus
I was just saying...

also - how are ya?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# *hangs badly paintmashed dice and cap on Ms. Wow*
FRESH!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I'm a bit worried about your porn folder
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# It's the look on her face I like the best. It's as if a thousand Johnny Ball
fans all cried out at once and were suddenly silenced.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# and that's how electricity works!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Ha! What?
In other news: craphound.com/images/3116732665_11f7967f81.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# Fabulous!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Oh my shit.
That's incredible.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Hahaha
Well that puts my effort to shame!

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Pfft!
Yours is still a cracker though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# No...
it's not a cracker...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Tell me that is your tree.
Please, even if it's a lie. Tell me that's your tree.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)
# Yes, that is my tree.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# good god man
RUN! RUN BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# well, that's all the sex right there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)
# how did the thing go yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
# ^this
when will you know?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:00, archived)
# ^this
how will you find out?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# ^this
how many b3tans does it take to change a lighthouse?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:02, archived)
# 359
1 to change the lighthouse, and 358 to shout "LOL! NOOB! READ THE FAQ! BINDUN! BIGGAR! NSFW! ..."
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
# seemed to go ok
but they had been interviewing all day and would be interviewing all day today too

and they seemed like they'd had enough:D

I most likely find out on tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:04, archived)
# well I hope it goes well and that it's a nice early
Christmas present for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# I dunno, unlike every other job I've ever had this one looks like actual work
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# then what the hell are you thinking about by going for it?
goodness man!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I know!
I blame mentilness :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Sounds like a nightmare!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:16, archived)
# hahahaha
holy mary!!!!!@#$%^
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
[challenge entry] ''He's a gay comedian who presents a talk show with a shitty little dog for a sidekick?''
''Fuck that, he needs a freakin' Cougar!''.

(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:50, archived)
# ^ FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# sweet as!
Love the idea! he should team up with dale winton and get some white tigers on, like an even camper sigfried and roy!
(Akabulk, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)
# BRING ON THE WALL OF TIGERS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Arf!`
*spangs hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:32, archived)
# TJ: I just realised something.
Both doors on the TARDIS open inwards buth the sign on the outside says pull.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)
# they are bifold doors aren't they
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)
# No.
When he gets in he always uses the right one and that does open in. If you look at pictures from the inside they do look bifold but when he opens both they always both open inwards.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
# The pull sign is for the little door with the telephone in, you mong
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:52, archived)
# *hug* can't be long
tonnes to do, but HI-HI.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:53, archived)
# Hi sweetie
I have tonnes to do also, that's why I popped over here to get a quick fix ;) x
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# *looks all tired*
Thank fuck it's Friday. How goes it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)
# not too bad ta. Thank fuck indeed :)
I am eating goose tomorrow with red cabbage and Klöße :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# I am eating..... applause tomorrow.
I don't know. Probably hog lumps. I'm going to be at the gig from 6ish, I think, and I don't know when we're on.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:57, archived)
# ahhh.. you have to hang around and wait?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# Probably, getting our kit out of the tiny back room
will be hard if it's under everyone else's.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# This is the right answer
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# I thought the phone was on the inside.
It is in the one on Earls Court Road!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Did someone say TARDIS?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLl2_71D93s
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:54, archived)
# "TONIGHT'S EUROMILLIONS NUMBERS"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)
# ahem
"TONIGHT'S EUROMILLIONS NUMBERS"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
# I don't understand
Do they pull them from a blue box or something?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Possibly because it's not actually a real police box?
Besides, imagine the headache of showing what a TARDIS door would look like if it opened outwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:58, archived)
# CHODE!
I had to filename. Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# me too, i was thinking it was letterhead
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# At quick glance I almost mistook you for the original poster
and thought: 'Why would he check his own filename?'
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# My thought was "That's not David Letterman"
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:39, archived)
# you're always thinking that
you should up the dosage on your medication
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# MEDICATION!
I knew I'd forgot something. The voices were distracting me a bit there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:42, archived)
# quick!
consume copious amounts of off cheese and mushrooms, before it's too late!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Good grief!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Hahaha


All we need now are blue, glowing eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Use the Fork, Luke!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:59, archived)
# With the blast shield down I can't see a thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:01, archived)
# good
I'm going to put something into your hand which might feel like a cock... only smaller and more wrinkled.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:03, archived)
# I know.
I have felt your presents
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:05, archived)
# FOr some reason I read that as
Felt your parents!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Hair mail?
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:36, archived)
# there is no amount of spanging which would be too much
for this post.

Also - head candle?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Had to file name. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# whatever the equivalent of highcockalorum for spanganimations is
insert it here
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# I thought you were angling for 'letterhead'
but filename is much better! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# pfft!
I love the first frame - genius!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# hah
i love the second frame
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# lol!
i love the third frame
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
# I LIKE THEM ALL EQUALLY
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:29, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
This is so silly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha
unique
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:56, archived)
# Maybe his legs had just grow?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# bloody hell!
that's ace
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Slippery floor, lol
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:33, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
the madness never stops
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:45, archived)
# guff guffaw
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Hahaha
Different :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Ace as always sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I would happily pay to see this.
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# I've laid it on the line for you time and time again!
Right! Well, this is it! I 'm going to give you a damn good wooyay-ing!

edit: hahaha, actually, by far the best part of that monologue is "Start! Start, you vicious bastard! Oh my god!" *roflz*
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Epic!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# hahaha
this is silly GOLD!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:43, archived)
# HaHaHa!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:13, archived)
[challenge entry] flibbidyjibbarrds
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# oooh, nicely done squire
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# everything is bigger in america
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Hooray!
If you're in trouble he will save the day
He's brave and he's fearless come what may
Without him the mission would go astray
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

Without him life would be much grimmer
He's handsome, trim, and no-one slimmer
He will never need a zimmer
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

More reliable than a garden trimmer
He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner
He's not bald, and his head doesn't glimmer

Master of the wit and the repartee
His command of space directives is uncanny
How come he's such a genius? Don't ask me!
Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

He's also a fantastic swimmer
And if you play your cards right
Then he just might come round for dinner
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer

No rhymes left now apart from quimmer
He'd better fade us out before we get to schlimmer
Fade out you stupid plimmer
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# *glees*
I really hope you copy and pasted that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# It's a secret ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:31, archived)
# *Salutes
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:25, archived)
# nice, but Red Dwarf was remade for US tv
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Wasn't it only a pilot?
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:40, archived)
# no it was the whole crew
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:48, archived)
# This joke was provided by Ba, Dum & Tish, purveyors of wit to musichall since 1897
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:55, archived)
# didnt know. musta been really shit
soz
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Romance

Click for 200+ more doofers.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# three pffffts
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Get Your Own Back was a lot more aggresive!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Hahahahahaah what?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# As usual,
it made sense in my brain.

But let's be fair, nothing is more British TV than a good gunging!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# ohh that gunge?
right, makes more sense now - wasnt sure what the fuck was going on before
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Pfft!
I'm not sure I knew what was going on to be honest with you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I thought mabe it was his blood...
didnt they have to stop gunging briefly on TV because it turned out it was made of dangerous stuff?

Or am i mislead?
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Oh really?
Bloody health and safety!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:26, archived)
# gunging has dwindled somewhat
I keep watching deal or no deal, but it never happens.
(horrid, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# That would certainly liven it up a bit
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# I know!
It is an utter disgrace!

Although, having watched Screenwipe the other day, it is nice to know that the custard pie is still going strong!

My sister was on saturday disney once and she gotr dunked in a whole pool of gunge! Lucky cow!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# is that gunge?
or green blood?
(horrid, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# It was meant to be gunge!
Sadly my skills aren't really up to scratch ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# hahaha
BRING ON THE WALL!
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Pfft!
I wasn't even thinking of that :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:23, archived)
# hahah! can anyone find my Tunnocks one based on the same gif?
:/
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:37, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Arf!
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# What's the story in Balamory
Wouldn't you like to know?
What's the story in Balamory
Wouldn't you like to go?

Bal-a-mor-ey
Bal-a-mor-ey...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# hahaha
it was Archie. I mean - just look at him!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# *runs*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:19, archived)
# what!
Yes - it all makes sense now. Do you live in a big pink castle?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I love Balamory
Miss Hoolie would definatley get it.
(GIbbonsrwild, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:28, archived)
# arf attack
*clunked*

Miss Hoolie would get it
(shooms Look just cunt the fuck off will you..., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:34, archived)
# especially if she was in a naked sandwich between the 2 Josie Jumps

*drools on keyboard*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Hooray... I'm off to the pub and won't be back at work til next year!


I may be about a bit over the hols, but to all I wish a HAPPY PREMIUM GIFTING PERIOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Thank fuck for that!

Thank fuck for that! Oh dear, what a shame, we will miss you.

HAVE A GOOD ONE MATE!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:16, archived)
# happy christmas mr
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)
# haha
I'd love to witness the marketing meetings for this product
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# A few more hours for me and then its that time also :)
A few weeks of continued semi-drunkardness here we come
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Merry Christmas Joe!
Have a good'un!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Merry Christmas Joe!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:22, archived)
# \o/
Have a merry old time!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:27, archived)
# Frosty Jacks
is not a drink, it's a religion

*clunked*
(shooms Look just cunt the fuck off will you..., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:35, archived)
# Back in the old days of my studentdom
I would dream of White Lightening! I used Carbon White that was stronger and even cheaper!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Morrissey's secret Xmas shame
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# haha
although I thought he was going to deepthroat it :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# ahhhahaha
Woo to Kinks!
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# ?
deepthroat Choke
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# WHat do you mean?
You thought he was gonna testify against it in congress and then kark it this week?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# Precisely.
He was the man who brought down a president. And then sucked him off. Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
# MEAT IS BURGER
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# ha!
that and the fact he killed Princess Diana

www.dianamystery.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# what the fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# How rare,
Also my random playlist just started playing the Smiths..
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Coincidence? Or something more sinister?
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:12, archived)
# PRINCESS DIANA IS IN YOUR IPOD
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# *jumps through window screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Whos arm is it anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:09, archived)
# What in the name of Satan's hoary sack are you on about?
Edit: Ah. It's his from the original pic here
(I helped save b3ta! kinks rock over London, rock on Chicago, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:10, archived)
# The arm.... It must belong to someone sitting next to him?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Grope-a-Dot proved to be a successful festive party game
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# hahahaha
Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# haha yeah - unintentional compo entry :-)
done
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# That's next week you fool...
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post332501
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# pfft
I'm not entering compo now that norahs gone skyward, he'll be randier than ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:11, archived)
# that and your username and my hangover and my chicken curry lunch
is making me feel just a little bit sick

but woos are coming your way
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# This is fucking great!
Erecshon.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# That's made an ill man very happy.
YAYNESS!
(I helped save b3ta! Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# ill pop this here
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Cheer up...
I dunno....

Miserable cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# heh heh heh heh
yay for sprouting heads
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:51, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:05, archived)
# hahahahaha
i'm sore from laughin'
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:50, archived)
[challenge entry] I thought this was Merkin tosh!

Whoever made the recent BBC Robin Hood must be a yank, they all look like they came from the chuffing future, i'm suprised they didn;t give them guns!!!!! grumble

(Akabulk, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:00, archived)
# the what with the what now?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:01, archived)
# WORNG!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Yeah, it's like the fucking Jetsons.
(!!)

I assume you're from ancient Egypt. Squiggle birdie big stick chap head off.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:02, archived)
# DO you have to wub kittehs to wear a blouse this this ?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:14, archived)
# I like how they are all beautifully quaffed and manicured.
robin hood 90210.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Quick!
CDC that arrow before the others see!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Wait wait...
un-shopped?

UN-shopped?

UN-SHOPPED!?!

/collapses
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:06, archived)
# Why is it always Sunny in your unshopped images?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:07, archived)
# erm
It was gash! the Disney version with the fox looked more like robin hood than this bag of squirrel crap!
Robin had a flippin manc accent for goodness sake!
and yes, amen to the over manicured comment. They never get muddy!
No photoshopping, its yanky enough as is!

More grumble and less soap box!!! Argh
(Akabulk, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# mmm crumble
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Less fail would be nice
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:15, archived)
# BBC seem to be employing the same people who make those crap series that appear on SciFi Channel
eg "Lost World" "Flash Gordon" and others...

'shopped pics only etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 13:17, archived)

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